Comments on: I’m not dead but I was technically in prison so I have a good reason for not posting

By: I have a weird sort of life — TheBloggess.com

I have a weird sort of life — TheBloggess.com — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 15:04:09 +0000

[...] I just got an email inviting me to the inauguration of the Mayor of Malibu, who also happens to be Clint Eastwood’s stunt man and body double. You remember him. I met him that time I landed on that aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific ocean and accused everyone of being cylons and then ended up getting locked in the brig. [...]

By: Joseph Condron

Joseph Condron — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:27:58 +0000

Good post. I bet it was very exciting.
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By: Lessons from the USS Nimitz #3: The power of complete openness

Lessons from the USS Nimitz #3: The power of complete openness — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:26:26 +0000

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By: beth aka confusedhomemaker

beth aka confusedhomemaker — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:46:39 +0000

I totally new you’d be a bad ass. Rambo has nothing on you. And N. Korea better watch it because with a woman protecting her family can do a lot of damage. Trust me, I once took out a kid who sprayed water at my baby. Lesson don’t mess with a lady.
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By: This is too long for one post but I’m too lazy to do two. — TheBloggess.com

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:42:12 +0000

[...] So…the whole Navy trip. Many of you have asked how I got to go fly out and land on an aircraft carrier in the middle of the ocean and the answer is that I gave Guy Kawasaki a hand job. Kidding. I don’t like Asian men. Kidding again. Ha ha. I just pissed off my husband, Guy Kawasaki, and also 2 percent of my blog readers in one paragraph. So “yay” me, because this is an improvement. Technically I’m not sure how I got invited. All I know is that the Navy brings out people all the time to see what it’s like at sea because according to them “It’s your Navy because you as a taxpayer pay for it” and I’m all “Hell yeah, I do” and then I remembered that I don’t pay taxes. Kidding again, IRS. Please don’t audit me. [...]

By: Jenny the bloggess

Jenny the bloggess — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:58:04 +0000

You TOTALLY should have said something. I needed someone to drink with and I’m fine with bringing toddlers into airport bars.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 14:22:04 +0000

Ok, so this is totally late because I totally procrastinate EVERYTHING. But I’m pretty sure I saw you at IAH on May 28 (I think? Thursday?). I guess this post answers the question of where you were headed. I was going to run up to you and shout a bunch of “OMG”s at you, but decided against it for a number of reasons. 1. You would probably think I was a crazy stalker. Well, maybe not crazy, but more of a lazy stalker, seeing as how I love your blog but haven’t been here in MONTHS. (Yes, that’s right, I’m even too lazy to surf the internet. Sheesh.) 2. You had that look on your face that all people have in airports. The kind of look that says, “Please don’t talk to me strangers, until I’ve at least had some booze.” and 3. I was also in the airport. Travelling. WITH A TODDLER. Nuff said.

Of course, I also mentioned to my friend that I was lacking creativity as far as what to say, but then she mentioned I should have said something so bizarre it would have ended up on your blog. Dammit. Why didn’t I think of that? Of course, it probably wasn’t you after all and then I would have just yelled something about bigfoot at some poor stranger. Then I’m pretty sure TSA would have gotten involved because Bigfoot is probably code for something, and, anyways, it would have been a big mess. But glad you had a great flight!

By: Lessons on fear, focus and career from the crew of the USS Nimitz | Escape From Cubicle Nation

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:06:47 +0000

[...] Kawasaki Robert Scoble Jenny “The Bloggess” Jennifer Jones Jennifer Van Grove who wrote two posts: Prelude and In the Mist Carroll [...]

By: Bloggers’ Embark Start-Up « Avere Group

Bloggers’ Embark Start-Up « Avere Group — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:55:18 +0000

[...] a balance of ladies and gentlemen … Beth Blecherman, Bill Reichert, Charlene Li, Robert Scoble, Jennifer Lawson a.k.a. the bloggess, Andrew Nystrom, Pamela Slim, Andy Sernovitz, Jennifer Leo, Jefferson Wagner a.k.a. Zuma Jay, [...]

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 04:59:51 +0000

It was a pleasure meeting you on NIMITZ it isn’t every day that I get to meet cool chicks, they are few and far between in the Navy, dare I say it, but there are to many dudes. You get a little tired of their jokes after awhile. Thanks for letting me join you at lunch.

By: Sarcastica

Sarcastica — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:41:38 +0000

I'm just reading this second most recent post of yours and I'm already drawn way in, I'm adding you to my feed reader RIGHT NOW. You're hilarious! lol Sarcastica’s last blog post..Everything’s Just WONDERFUL

By: Coyote's Kitten

Coyote's Kitten — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:23:13 +0000

But if people stop having sex with bears, no one will be able to say "Bear Fucker, do you need assistance?" ever again.. and that my friend, will be a sad, sad day. Coyote's Kitten’s last blog post..This Is Going To Be A Long Week

By: A Free Man

A Free Man — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:57:56 +0000

You look like George Bush in the first photo and Dick Cheney in the second. A Free Man’s last blog post..And happiness I’ve known proves that it’s right

By: Shiver Me Timbers! Bloggers Board USS Nimitz « Sea-Fever blog

Shiver Me Timbers! Bloggers Board USS Nimitz « Sea-Fever blog — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 03:00:00 +0000

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By: Swistle

Swistle — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:14:40 +0000

OMG! I can't believe how SLIMMING black bars are! I'm totally getting a tiara like that! Swistle’s last blog post..One at a Time, Please