Comments on: And then I found a boob laying on the grass

By: Boners in my back yard | Downscaling.net

Boners in my back yard | Downscaling.net — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 00:30:08 +0000

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By: The Queer Next Door

The Queer Next Door — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 22:51:29 +0000

yes! thanks for backing tracking to this post! Funny Stuff!
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By: Lisa

Lisa — Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:54:45 +0000

HOW did I miss this post?! I thought I had read all your back stuff ’til the buried Joseph post dragged me here.

It is like you have taken all the random things that go into your head and purged them onto the screen. I would never have the courage to do that . Ok, maybe if I had the wig. Maybe.

Uh, probably not, there is a whole cast of muppets in my head reacting to every stimulus in my world. I definitely watched too much Muppet Show as a kid. What a disappointment to find out that I couldn’t be one when I grew up. Sure, I coulda had a job as a muppeteer, but that really wasn’t what I was after.

Ok, done now. Sorry. Your head isn’t the only one messed up… the rest of us just don’t always share it so very freely.

By: I didn’t bury the body for Earth Day though. That was just a strange coincidence. — TheBloggess.com

Thu, 22 Apr 2010 22:06:36 +0000

[...] was all “YOU’RE NOT CATHOLIC” and that’s true but then I reminded her that Jesus once sent me a magical lawn boobie and that’s totally like finding the Virgin Mary in a tortilla times eleven and she was all [...]

By: cmblake6

cmblake6 — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:27:29 +0000

Brilliant! And linked.
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By: TITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!! « Cmblake6’s Weblog

TITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!! « Cmblake6’s Weblog — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 23:08:22 +0000

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By: Hookers and Booze » Miracle Not For Sale on eBay

Hookers and Booze » Miracle Not For Sale on eBay — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:07:48 +0000

[...] as cool as The Bloggess’ miracle lawn boobie, but at least she could have sold hers on eBay before it was stolen. Unlucky for me, ice melts in [...]

By: Ms. Anthrope

Ms. Anthrope — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:08:11 +0000

Hilarious blog!

By: Adina

Adina — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:21:38 +0000

I found lawn nipples in my yard, and had to post too:
http://adinajp.blogspot.com/2009/10/lawn-nipples.html
Adina´s last blog ..Lawn Nipples

By: Gawsh this kid makes me smile! Cai in her work getup! - Fertile Thoughts

Gawsh this kid makes me smile! Cai in her work getup! - Fertile Thoughts — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:43:56 +0000

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By: pixielation

pixielation — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 21:11:08 +0000

You’re my new hero! The very ground you walk on spouts mammillary glands! Like the milk of the Bloggess. And also you made me laugh so hard my gallstones started hurting.
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By: Leah

Leah — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:43:41 +0000

I’m thinking, you could sell tiny pieces of it (you know, like a speck) to women who are hoping to grow better boobs. You know, like a natural alternative to breast augmentation!!!! See, God wanted to make you RICH by giving you that boobie mushroom! You can grow decendents of it, and sell their genetic material to the scientific world! Before you know it, you’ll be having the next Billy Mays selling it on TV commercials for $19.95…but wait..they’ll even throw in some extra dirt and MOSS to grow the things in, all for one low price!! I can just see it now. Women who are sitting up late at night watching breast augmentations on Discovery Health will see the commercial and in their desperation, each one will order like 50 boobie mushrooms. Ok, I’m going to go out in the rain and do some shroom hunting. Maybe I can find an erect penis-shaped shroom?
Leah´s last blog ..A boobie kind of blog

By: NEWSFLASH 25-Sep-2209 « Repatriare

NEWSFLASH 25-Sep-2209 « Repatriare — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:38:47 +0000

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By: Lesley

Lesley — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 07:26:02 +0000

I read this book by Stephen King called, “Lisey’s Story” and in it the main female character got part of her boob removed with a hand-turn CAN OPENER.

Which is exactly what you’d expect in a SK book.

And exactly what I thought about when I read this post. “Oh, lookee there. Someone’s can-openered off their boob.”

By: carrie

carrie — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:38:28 +0000

insanely hilarious!!