Comments on: In all honesty, you’d probably be better off skipping this post.

By: Kristi

Kristi — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:10:55 +0000

My boyfriend lives in Wyoming and I’m in Vermont and he bought me a webcam so we could stay in touch. I was all like you just want porn and he laughed and I said no way. So here I was today watching the April Flores photo shoot video with its porn-ish music on my laptop when he rang me on the webcam. I minimized April’s window and accepted his call and then realized that the music was still playing. “Whatcha watching?” he said and all I could think of to say was “um, nothing” which was just stupid and gave me away. Then I turned Bright Red. Now I feel like a hypocrite.
Kristi´s last blog ..Memory Foam

By: Valerie Howard, author of The Pussy Dialogues

Valerie Howard, author of The Pussy Dialogues — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:05:05 +0000

Hello, Ladies,
I was just googling my name in hopes of reviving the my book and I came across your site. What a hoot about Eve, she’s just a sour puss! I love your site think your vagainamonoblog was a great idea! She tried to give me some flack about my book in 2003, but she didn’t have much luck. Writing a letter to your vaginas’ is such a scream and so profound. (That’s why the Pussy is smart, has a whole lotta charm, little patience and requires clean hands, good converstion, lots of cash and certainly a listening ear.) Too bad Va-gina doesn’t know that, maybe she needs a reminder on her vaginal wall! If you have a mailing list, please keep me posted on what you’re up to. I think you guys are cute. Much love, Valerie Howard

By: Alyland

Alyland — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 21:29:59 +0000

One word: Wombat

By: LiteralDan

LiteralDan — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:46:38 +0000

That comment of the day is right up there among the best Bloggess posts ever. You better hire her as your intern, Jenny, because I’m pretty sure it’s chapter 1 of The Art of War (also The Art of Life) that you keep your friends close, but enemies closer. And hire your rivals as interns. Also, something about hitting the other guy more than he hits you.
LiteralDan´s last blog ..Maybe Amelia Earhart simply unraveled?

By: An open letter to the King of Germany who might actually only be a Prince. I didn’t really research it. But we’re at war now so you’ll probably hear about it on the news. — TheBloggess.com

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:23:06 +0000

[...] I’m going to Japan in a couple of days so please get back to me in the next few hours or I might be tempted to do something drastic when [...]

By: juliejulie

juliejulie — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:57:15 +0000

Your banner is really, really good.
juliejulie´s last blog ..Twist Pop Media Goes to Vegas

By: NikiBGD

NikiBGD — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:53:45 +0000

Um, the monkey+dog on a tex-mex rampage was a taco commercial, if memory serves me (and, unfortunately, it usaully does). Haven’t been in a long while, but I don’t think DQ does tacos, do they? Btw, best damn blog I’ve read in forever. You got yourself another regular!
NikiBGD´s last blog ..Welcome to the Free Balkans: Croatian Damir Finti? May Be First Blogger in Europe to Be Jailed for Third Party Comments

By: Kyla

Kyla — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 19:09:31 +0000

Can I be your intern?
Kyla´s last blog ..This week, I…

By: Belle

Belle — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:59:35 +0000

A) I’m very scared of the charming british woman and you should be too. I mean, whatever happened to the classic hair dolls?
B) If you let me be your intern, I will clean your house and tell Victor that you did it.
C) I don’t know why I did this in outline format. And I have nothing for C.
Belle´s last blog ..Are you there, Internet? It’s me, Belle.

By: Jard

Jard — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:56:47 +0000

Glittery card was awesome enough, but April Flores? Shit, where do I get a gig like that? Wait, if I’m your intern….

By: Holli

Holli — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:02:27 +0000

I’m with your husband that the weird threat/comment in your glittery gin-ad wrapped card is CREEPY! Japan will be awesome. I can’t wait for your stories…
Holli´s last blog ..Girl in the box

By: tracey

tracey — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:17:30 +0000

Nice banner.

THANK YOU for linking “Oh helllooooo.” That made my morning.
tracey´s last blog ..An enigma*

By: MayoPie

MayoPie — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:03:12 +0000

Just fucking great. I spent like 16 hours making a bloggess collage with rhinestones and I get beat to the punch by some crazy british lady. Looks like I’m going to have to get a little more disciplined and taper back dancing around naked with my penis tucked between my legs while wearing a red wig and pretending I’m at a cocktail party with Anthony Edwards. I didn’t know I was in a race. Whatever. I’m creative. I’ll come up with something else. Can I touch your feet? Think about it. I don’t want to lick them or anything. Just a little pet, maybe wiggle your big toe. Nothing weird. See you in Japan.
MayoPie´s last blog ..Really? ‘Cause I think you’re the odd one.

By: Well Read Hostess

Well Read Hostess — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:35:09 +0000

You don’t need an intern, you need a bitch.
Or, better yet, a paralegal.
I think I know of JUST THE RIGHT paralegal…except you’d totally be her bitch. Which might be OK.
Well Read Hostess´s last blog ..Despite Our Best Efforts…

By: Web Designer

Web Designer — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:58:02 +0000

Japan is awesome. I’d do anything to go to japan. What do you want me to do for you ?