Comments on: UPDATED! An open letter to the King of Germany who might actually only be a Prince. I didn’t really research it. But we’re at war now so you’ll probably hear about it on the news.

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By: happyhourmary

happyhourmary — Thu, 13 May 2010 17:33:52 +0000

Princess Jenny, may you reign forever!! and does Victor have to kneel before you? because that would only be protocol?
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By: Holly B

Holly B — Thu, 13 May 2010 16:57:09 +0000

Hilarious. If you become ruler of Germany, can I be the goodwill beer ambassador? Love me some German beer………. don’t judge =]
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By: The Queer Next Door

The Queer Next Door — Thu, 13 May 2010 16:35:43 +0000

If you make us all your advisors, we can rule Germany from H-Town.
Germans like wearing cowboy hats anyway…we’re half-way there.

(one question…who is going to curl the ex-princess’ hair when she’s in the clink?)
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By: Jonah Gibson

Jonah Gibson — Thu, 13 May 2010 15:43:32 +0000

Can’t help but notice in the comments how many people are reading your blog instead of working. This is fabulous news to me as an unemployed old codger. Soon, I can only hope, you will have reduced American (and potentially German and Japanese) productivity to the point where employers will have to hire more workers to get the jobs done, and there may be some hope then of me actually returning to work. Thank you. Thank you, Oh Princess of mine. I remain ever your loyal subject.
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By: pattypunker

pattypunker — Thu, 13 May 2010 15:32:09 +0000

hey princess julia eilika: who’s your daddy?
A: not the king of germany

step aside, the jellies are stepping in.
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By: Megan (Best of Fates)

Megan (Best of Fates) — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:52:32 +0000

I’m not saying I do approve of a coup against the German princess, and I’m not saying I don’t approve – all I’m saying is, the van will be waiting.

I think you know what I mean.

By: WebSavvyMom

WebSavvyMom — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:35:28 +0000

–>Do you still believe in stabbing if it’s done with a chicken?
~deb
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By: Alison

Alison — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:11:38 +0000

Alright so I’m posting a comment on this WAY after the fact, because I may or may not have gone back to the start and started reading from the beginning to stalk you. Stop judging me.

ANYWAY, I just had to comment on the jellies, because one time I was in a store and they had jellies and I didn’t really notice them but then I was looking at something close to them and I smelled them and it smelled like my childhood (because I was a kid in the 80′s, so naturally I was all about the jellies) and so I kept casually walking by that part of the store and sniffing in so I could keep smelling them… it was all I could do to stop myself from grabbing a pair and snorting them.

That is all. I should really get back to work. And by “work”, I mean “reading all your blog pots and ignoring my boss”.

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UPDATED: You brought this on yourself, Morgan Freeman — TheBloggess.com — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:49:22 +0000

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By: Roschelle

Roschelle — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:06:57 +0000

This was soooo cool. What an honor! At war with the Fuhrer himself. You go girl!!!!!!!
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By: Lilith_ii

Lilith_ii — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:12:34 +0000

I regret informing you, that there is no royal family in Germany, Stealing Princess Julias “throne” would not make you Princess of Germany, since she is only Princess of Anhalt which is probably the size of New Jersey – and seriously, who would want to have New Jersey??? Anyway, the Anhalt family doesn’t even live in Anhalt, because no one in Anhalt wants the Anhalt family. The poor bastards have to live in Munich – that’s no fun, I assure you, Munich is the place where we keep all the stupid, annoying, unloved and unloveable individuals that call themselves the “rich and beautiful” and those few retarded that actually like lederhosen. And we lure innocent American tourists into viviting the Oktoberfest in Munich with reality-bending articles in traveller’s guides, who then think they know something about Germany *resignated shaking of head*

Crap, I totally zoned out… Where were we? Ahh right, your noble cause to get rid of that princess, from whom I’ve never heard in my entire life.
To become Princess of Germany you would have to defeat about 40 princesses in combat – and that is only a rough number of the royal houses in Germany. But if your first decree after that somewhat tiring exercise is “free beer”, I’m pretty sure the German people would cheer you on. Yeah, we’re that corrupt. We can’t help it, we just love beer. If you’re unable to understand that devotion, you probably never had a good beer. Oh, you’re American – you certainly never had a good beer.

By: sdf

sdf — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:52:21 +0000

i couldn’t be bothered reading through all the comments, but after reading a few i felt a dose of clarity could help:

there is no king/prince of germany. nobility was abolished in germany after WW 1. the whole “princess this” and “prince that” just became a part of their name. the former noble families still haven’t coped with that and produce big webpages with all their crests trying to hold to the past

By: Tammi @ My Organized Chaos

Tammi @ My Organized Chaos — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:43:36 +0000

Honest to gawd…My BFF’s, wife’s Dad {following?} was the treasurer for Switzerland.
Not sure how that applies, but in your plan, if you should need an ‘in’ with Switzerland, I could hook you up…
and for free of course – I mean, I’m Canadian…and like Switzerland – we’re neutral…so I’d hold no hard feelings – whatever devastation may come {especially with the free beer} …. speaking of which, I am so THERE for your free beer plan. I’d vote for you…screw the King and Princess idea – BLOGESS FOR GERMAN PRESIDENT!!! You could order everyone to wear Jellies…YA!!
Hey, and I’m half Czech too!! They will NEVER suspect us!!!
SHHHHHHH…..
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