Comments on: For the love of James Garfield

By: Amora

Amora — Tue, 18 May 2010 18:17:15 +0000

Addendum: When he finished, my husband stated very seriously that if we’re to get a mounted animal head, it will be because he shot it.

I asked if that meant I could pick out the animal before he shot it.

He said yes, and smiled.

I win!

By: Amora

Amora — Tue, 18 May 2010 18:14:42 +0000

OMG, this is freaking hilarious! I forced my husband read it _immediately_ before he left for work and read aloud all the parts that he agreed were funny so that I could remind him about the parts he didn’t recognize instantly as FREAKING HILARIOUS!

By: LiteralDan

LiteralDan — Mon, 17 May 2010 22:47:10 +0000

Oh, the things I’ve missed whilst living the frontier life out here these past 6 months or so, far away from blogland 95% of the time. Brings a tear to my eye. How many nightmares has Victor had about the esteemed Mr. Garfield? You are hilarious.
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Mon, 26 Apr 2010 05:33:56 +0000

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By: Akexandra

Akexandra — Sat, 10 Apr 2010 11:38:03 +0000

All good women have the magic “we pay for water?!?” moment. The water industry relies on boys being stupid.

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Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:38:08 +0000

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By: Nancy Ann

Nancy Ann — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:50:56 +0000

Hey! I love the James Garfield story, and Victor! My eldest, Danielle Marie, went to the antique mall and FOUND the two-headed dragon statue I wanted for MY birthday; therefore you and I are related. PLUS I have the SAME picture of the lady you have. Therefore you and I are related! Sis! Yo! I love James Garfield!! How’s he smell?

By: Emilia

Emilia — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:58:51 +0000

So it’s sort of almost spring right now but I feel like I NEED a James Garfield card. Maybe make it a “congratulations for not being eaten by a bear” type deal?
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» Blog Archive » Weeky rundown cliffs notes style… — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:46:54 +0000

[...] i say this but…”"I think we could be friends". She has a Hog’s Head named “James Garfield” Anyway…huge fan….So i got this….And it is [...]

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Happy James Garfield Week — TheBloggess.com — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 01:55:08 +0000

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By: kingdavid

kingdavid — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 22:18:43 +0000

It’s a Christmas Eve James Garfield + Jesus miracle — I just got the card in the mail with a special inscription by you! And I didn’t even know it was coming!

My New Year’s resolution: more taxidermy. (And continue trying to solve for A.)

By: Robynn

Robynn — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:20:20 +0000

http://www.hymnsandcarolsofchristmas.com/Hymns_and_Carols/boars_head_carol.htm

Courtesy of Sandi.
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By: rache

rache — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 22:26:25 +0000

I know I’m late to all of this…but I love it. Everyone needs a James Garfield in their life & I can’t wait to find mine.
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Canadian money is pretty much useless — TheBloggess.com — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 17:08:45 +0000

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By: Ashley

Ashley — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 23:43:12 +0000

I just received my very own surprise James Garfield Christmas card in the mail not ten minutes ago, and it was very confusing for several reasons: 1) because I just posted about you yesterday and for a second my brain was like, wait, did she read my post? which is ridiculous, but brains are dumb sometimes, b) I skipped over the actual message too see the signature and I thought to myself, “Who is Jenny? Who the fuck is James Garfield and why is there a fucking boar on this Christmas card, and C) When I saw your lovely Bloggess stickers fall out of the envelope my next thought was, “How the fuck did my ex-roommate get The Bloggess to send me a Christmas card?” It was a very weird ten minutes.

Then I remembered this entry and felt less special.
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