Comments on: An open letter to Apple regarding dead hobo fingers

By: Mae Buzen

Mae Buzen — Wed, 12 May 2010 08:00:26 +0000

I had the same frustration with my iphone too. I almost wanted to just throw it away. Well of course I’ve gotten over that phase. Thanks Apple. I enjoyed my iphone too but have gotten the iPad just recently but I’ve only been playing puzzle games though. I’d like you to try out StarFaces. Certainly one of the best iPad app. I had played this game on my iphone for a while and now I have it for ipad and its great! Love the photos option

By: Mike

Mike — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:19:14 +0000

This is a case for Fingerless Gloves man! Okay…a little self-serving but in the new age of tiny keyboards attached to phones, fingerless gloves are the only way to go. Some women think they look trampy or punky but I disagree. Fingerless gloves make you look at least five years younger and twice as fun. Don’t believe me? Get a pair and start working your phone pad….as soon as you see ‘that’ guy looking your way…wink. Instant date!
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By: Laurita

Laurita — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:24:14 +0000

My first time reading your blog, and it cracks me up! Keep it going! Just wanted to say you will find all the hobos you need if you happen to be in Britt, Iowa in August. Seriously. The dead part might be tricky, though.
http://www.hobo.com/hobofaq.htm

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By: Steve

Steve — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:37:32 +0000

Shut up.

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By: Raging Dad

Raging Dad — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:37:07 +0000

Hrm. Maybe I'll have to skip the iPhone. Not because of my body temperature, but because I have horribly calloused fingers. I'd like to say that is from playing guitar so much, because I am like Yngwie Malmsteen with the axe, but that would be a lie. I have a pathological habit of chewing the flesh from my fingers. Ah well. Lemme know when they make a stylus that works, or you figure out the severed digit situation. Raging Dad's last blog post..In others’ words

By: New Duck

New Duck — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:16:46 +0000

I can't afford an iphone so I don't have the button problem, but there's something wrong with my voice that makes voicemails hang up on me and voice recognition systems go berserk. You know when you call your bank and they say, "For account balance, say 1. For customer service, say 2. For your last five transactions, say 3." I'll be shouting "TWO. TWO. TWO!!!" into the phone and the recorded lady will say, "I heard 'chocolate pudding.' If that is correct, say 'yes.'" New Duck's last blog post..Ears, work, parents

By: trannyhead

trannyhead — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:56:30 +0000

That really is the greatest comment ever. I haven't been on the subway with a dead guy, but I HAVE been on the subway with people who have groped me and with one dude who masturbated in my general direction. And once I was puked on by somebody else. But my favorite was the old man in the wheelchair who was like 90 years old. And he was all cute in his sweater vest and whatnot. Until I looked in his lap and saw his big-assed stack of hawt porn. Not just regular porn, either. Hardcore gay porn - like Studs & Spurs. Good for him, damnit. Anyway, I have that problem with my iphone sometimes, too. It makes me crazed. trannyhead's last blog post..Dear Tranny Head: Questions on Disrespect and Self-Destruction

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:13:30 +0000

Solution!!!

http://www.unplggd.com/unplggd/iphone/north-face-etip-gloves-use-your-iphone-in-the-cold-while-keeping-your-fingers-warm-067860

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By: Christina

Christina — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:26:34 +0000

Umm... I meant *dead* hobo fingers although I suppose they could be dads but mine isn't. A hobo I mean. He IS a dad. Christina's last blog post..Yep, I’m a slacker

By: Christina

Christina — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 05:25:14 +0000

Heeeeeeey… FINALLY another use for my stash of dad hobo fingers! Now I just need to get an i-phone.
I took a sneaky picture of a hobo in a Tokyo train, cause I do stuff like that, and noticed AFTER it was loaded to the PC that he looked suspiciously like he’d shucked his mortal coil. I shoulda got you some fingers then…

*sigh*

Another missed opportunity.

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