This is just like my other blog, but with more cursing. Cursing makes everything funnier.
My dog just died.
My fucking dog just died.
See.
This is just like my other blog, but with more cursing. Cursing makes everything funnier.
My dog just died.
My fucking dog just died.
See.
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I like it better as “My dog just fucking died.”
See? More emotional!
No way. “My dog just fucking died” is tragic. You can practically hear the devastation. “My fucking dog just died” is way better. It implies that it’s the annoying dog’s fault for dying.
I can’t believe you find “My dog just fucking died” funny. You are a sick person, Christine. You are banned for the rest of the afternoon.
Bite me, man!
But, see, if you take it literally, it sounds like the dog was fucking when it died when you write it that way.
Oh, but I may be labeled a “sick puppy” and banned from the blog for that position. So, uh, Hey, Jenny!! You’re always right! Love ya!
Oh, did I ever share with you this poem my dad wrote:
Bless dammit and shit
How often they rise to fit
While others sit.
My fucking dog did just die. NOW how funny is it?
Kidding. She’s just sleeping.
Fuck, my fucking dog just fucking died. (That would be for those who have named their dog “Fuck”
My fucking rabbit just died also. I wonder where it went…oh wait, nevermind.
Fucking hell yes it makes it funnier. And shit.
Just tell me where to send the fucking sympathy card.
Except I can’t say that.
Don’t tell anyone.
Fuck yea!
See, cursing is part of why I miss Ireland so feckin’ much. I mean, there are TWO versions of the “f” word there. And both are just adjectives like “red” or “homely” that you are expected to use in normal conversation. Does it get any fucking better than that?
PS: I’m all atwitter about the new site, chica! Rock on!
Are you saying your dog was fucking when he died? Because that’s how I want to go too.
My children have asked me to stop cursing because it embarrasses them so I can’t respond in cuss. Wait, fuck them, they don’t read your blog. You are fucking great.
I had to come back after reading the post before this one (I’m working my way forward). Now I’m going to have to put in some provisos damn it! Ok, I want to die fucking, but not on a rooftop.
What I want to know is if we’re really in the business of fucking shit.
not that this has anything to do with it, but
http://www.xkcd.com/c90.html
Yay! You’re uncensored! Welcome to your new fucking digs!!
I loves it! It’s GREAT!
Ooohhh I love unscensored. Oh wait, I fucking love unscensored. Great new blog.
i love me some uncensored! too bad my fucking dog is fucking pregnant again. want a fucking puppy?? hehe this is fun!
ok – i tried to link directly to this post today but since my shift key doesn’t work i couldn’t type the question mark into the url address. grrr. so it’s a general link to you. which is far less funny. so i’m quite fucking pissed.
With some more ambition, you could EASILY squeeze more curse words in there. Hell, I myself have managed at times to have a curse word appear as every other word in a sentence.
So, i realise this is now way back in the distant past, but why has nobody else pointed out that in the greatest reformulation of those words is “My dog just died fucking”?
BOOM. New Year’s Resolution in July is a go.
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