Happy Zombie Tuesday

February 19, 2008

in Random crap,phoning it in,this blog cures cancer

Close your door, turn up the volume and dance like mad around your office. I swear to God it will totally make you feel better.

(This video comes from Larissa, the luscious intern from the Midwest Teen Sex Show.)

And while I’m busy just posting videos and not actually writing a real post I’d just like to remind you that homosexuality is a choice. Like cancer:

{ 37 comments… read them below or add one }

1 furiousball February 19, 2008 at 8:06 am

Zombies are cool, they give me a boner from beyond the grave.

furiousball’s last blog post..What would Jack Youngblood Do?

2 Tracy February 19, 2008 at 8:25 am

Hey Jenny – let us be free… let’s get outta this popsicle stand and go drink and see a movie!

3 Jenny the bloggess February 19, 2008 at 8:47 am

Can’t. I have meetings all damn day.

Wait…don’t I have a meeting with you today? Can our meeting be at the movies?

4 Just A. Reader February 19, 2008 at 9:09 am

What did one dancing zombie say to the other?

http://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/whats-for-dinner.jpg

5 Jenny the bloggess February 19, 2008 at 9:12 am

*snort*

6 ~JJ! February 19, 2008 at 9:12 am

That one zombie looks like an ex boyfriend I once had.

~JJ!’s last blog post..Not there?

7 Sandy February 19, 2008 at 9:27 am

No way can I beat the comment from JustAReader…roflmao!

Sandy’s last blog post..From My Aunt Eileen

8 Redneck Mommy February 19, 2008 at 9:45 am

I would pay money to be free…or just act like a zombie when I have to go babysit three kids under the age of three…

Might be worth it just to see the look on my best friends face when I go all um, free…

Redneck Mommy’s last blog post..Don’t Blink

9 Sayre February 19, 2008 at 10:48 am

Reminds me of my Rocky Horror days….

Love the Midwest Teen Sex Show! Curious heads poked into my office while I watched.

Sayre’s last blog post..Fun Monday – Laughing all the way

10 Michael Adams February 19, 2008 at 11:14 am

Good stuff. And yes, the last point is very true. Other good comparisons? Hair and eye color, height, thought(actually,that may be a choice the way some people use it.)

I gave you an award, if you want.

Michael Adams’s last blog post..I got an award! I got an award! I got an award!

11 Jenny the bloggess February 19, 2008 at 11:22 am

Dude.

I *always* want an award.

That’s like asking if I want fries with that.

12 Robin February 19, 2008 at 11:55 am

Zombies in the day are waaaaay less freakier than zombies by night….even if they didn’t have killer “Thriller” dance skills.

Robin’s last blog post..While I’m working on a “serious” post, I offer you (much) lighter fare

13 Tracy February 19, 2008 at 11:58 am

No unfortunately you don’t… instead an appointment with the dentist. But I’d much rather be with you!! ; )

14 LawyerMama February 19, 2008 at 1:17 pm

Dude, I just got busted dancing around by the UPS man. TOTALLY your fault.

LawyerMama’s last blog post..The Electric Kool-Aid Effexor Trip

15 J. Kevin Tumlinson February 19, 2008 at 1:24 pm

This isn’t funny. My father was killed by dancing gay teenage sex zombies.

16 Jenny the bloggess February 19, 2008 at 1:25 pm

He knew the risks.

17 liv February 19, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Heh. My frolic just got squashed by a grumpy 5 year old. Do 5 year olds not like zombies?

18 Sara February 19, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Wow. I really do feel better.

Sara’s last blog post..Cucumbers are Good for Your Vagina

19 Law School Hot Mama February 19, 2008 at 3:04 pm

I have unleashed my inner gay/transgendered teenage zombie. What a relief!

Law School Hot Mama’s last blog post..Letter to my Law School’s Parking Garage Attendant

20 Maddy February 19, 2008 at 3:29 pm

I’m too distracted [interrupted!] to write anything sensible. Thanks for the video.
Cheers

Maddy’s last blog post..Two and a half baths

21 Carrie February 19, 2008 at 4:59 pm

The mom in the midwest, “maybe I wore too many tapered jeans . . . ” Oh yes, that must be it!

Carrie’s last blog post..Because He Loves Me (A Belated Valentine’s Day Post)

22 Dr. Ding February 19, 2008 at 5:03 pm

BRAINS!!!!

These both were super fun/amusing. And now, for some reason, I want to smudge black liner around my eyes and do a festive jig. Hmm.

23 Jeff February 19, 2008 at 7:51 pm

I totally loved that 2nd video. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Jeff’s last blog post..Tough Break

24 ThatGreenyFlower February 19, 2008 at 8:03 pm

I thought zombies did stuff like eat your head…I had no idea that they frolicked in the park and danced like Molly Ringwald in “The Breakfast Club.”

25 Tracey February 19, 2008 at 8:26 pm

I want the “Thanks Masturbation” t-shirt. It rocks.

Tracey’s last blog post..Heel, Toe

26 Occidental Girl February 19, 2008 at 10:39 pm

I have to add nothing new….loved the videos!

I’m so glad to know I have a CHOICE about whether or not I can have cancer. Now I have to go wash the tomatoes.

Occidental Girl’s last blog post..The Family That Skis Together

27 flutter February 19, 2008 at 11:13 pm

I was totally gettin’ funky and I broke my ass. Damn it.

flutter’s last blog post..Breakaway

28 lildb February 20, 2008 at 12:12 am

beautiful. you’re beautiful, miss Jenny-luv.

lildb’s last blog post..a recap and some other foolishness.

29 janet February 20, 2008 at 2:27 am

crap. i’m gonna have to come back tomorrow to watch this. sleeping husbands do NOT like to be awakened by dancing zombies.

janet’s last blog post..Why we have had no hot water for four days

30 mommiebear2 February 20, 2008 at 8:01 am

Im not on your blogroll??

mommiebear2′s last blog post..New Friends?

31 zenmomma February 20, 2008 at 1:11 pm

My daughter is going to love the zombie video. Zombie love. It’s what it’s all about.

zenmomma’s last blog post..Another reason I’m glad we don’t have automated anything at the cafe

32 Maggie February 20, 2008 at 5:19 pm

HEY!

(here via a sort of incestuous Madness I Say/Flutter/my-own-super-sleuthing skills trifecta)

ANYHOO, my cousin is Nikol of the Midwest Teen Sex Show and I’m just so goddamn excited that someone I don’t even know is talking about it I couldn’t hold myself back from commenting on a stranger’s blog!!

WOOOOT!!

Off to tell Nikol….And THANKS!

Maggie’s last blog post..They didn’t draw-and-quarter me, holy crap!

33 anne nahm February 21, 2008 at 10:27 am

Funs Yeah, I wanna be on your blogroll! I thought the judge would have included that fact it in my restraining papers.

34 Shoegirl February 21, 2008 at 4:30 pm

I want to be on your blogroll, but I don’t know how it will work since now I’m blogging on skirt! and I don’t have my own URL. You know my shoegirl blog address.

35 Shoegirl February 21, 2008 at 4:31 pm

You see! It didn’t work on my last post. Here’s my shoegirl blog!

Shoegirl’s last blog post..Don’t Forget

36 Carla Ecland February 23, 2008 at 9:38 am

…because it’s about God Damned time that I get on your blog roll? I wish I had curlers like you…sigh!

Carla Ecland’s last blog post..On a clear night…

37 Kristin February 23, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Not a bid to be on your blogroll since I’m new here–just taking a moment to tell you that you are so effing funny!!!! (but you probably already know that : )

Kristin’s last blog post..blogiversary

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