So when I was drugged up I hinted about the fact that I had a really big announcement to make and I’m still high because I have dry sockets so this post might not make any sense at all. Anyway, here’s my big announcement:
Today I quit Mama Drama.
This is when most of you go, “What the hell’s a Mama Drama?” and I scream “You don’t know anything about me!” and then we get this weird vibe where you are like my emotionally distant stepfather who just doesn’t understand me and won’t let me become a dancer because secretly he was the Pan-American Champion Dancer in 1967 and accidentally killed my mother by doing a violent (but breath-taking) tango-back-bend and vowed to never dance again but then I run off with Reynaldo and we enter the national tango competition and win enough money to pay the taxes on the farm and you think it’s all over but then Reynaldo gives my stepfather this long look of recognition and then you realize that they’ve been having an affair this whole time! What a dick! And then Reynaldo is all “But we’ll always have the dance, my little cabbage” and I kick him in the scrote and go straight to a 1980′s musical montage of me trying on new clothes with my sassy, big-haired girlfriends who are all fabulous and also secretly witches. Oh and I have a cat named Mr. BoJangles who makes a magical journey of self-discovery.
Also there are ninjas.
This is where I should put a transition sentence getting back to my original announcement but I can’t think of one so just pretend I had one right here and it was really funny and brilliant. (Hahaha! That thing I just said was so hilarious. I’m priceless!) So anyway, I’m quitting Mama Drama (which will still go on and be fabulous) and I’m moving to a new blog on the Houston Chronicle called “Good Mom/Bad Mom” where I will be joined by Mindy Sterba, who is one of my favorite bloggers with whom I have a love/hate relationship and who I often accuse of working in the sex industry.
(Photo by Buster Dean, Houston Chronicle)
You should go there right now and put it on your blogroll and write about it and also tattoo it on yourself. Then send me pictures of the tattoos. Then someone call Hollywood because “Mr. BoJangles The Transsexual Cat” is not going to just produce itself. By the way, I just decided that Mr. BoJangles is a transsexual. Deal with it, middle America.
PS. Did you know that the stuff they pack your pain-wracked mouth with if you get dry sockets tastes like old dirty hippies? Because it totally does.
Comment of the day: You are f**ing brilliant my drugged up, dry-socketed friend. That is by far one of the best ideas for anything, anywhere, EVER! Ninjas brighten up everyones day, except for the poor bastard that’s about to “get it” (not dirty). At the end when the cat finally comes to terms with itself, someone in the onlooking crowd then needs to stand and slowly start clapping, enticing the others to join in one by one until there is an upraoar of applause and the Tranny cat and his hemophiliac squirrel lover publicly consumate their eternal bond…UNTIL THE SEQUEL!!!! Is it true they had to surgically remove your jaw and wash it off hith a common garden hose and then surgically reattach it to cure dry sockets? I hope not, that would suck.
Seriously, fell better. ~Kregg
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First Comment! WOOOHOOO!!!!
Houston’s last blog post..I Am Not As Dumb As I Thought
Jenny,
You are my hero for this run on sentence alone:
“This is when most of you go, “What the hell’s a Mama Drama?” and I scream “You don’t know anything about me!” and then we get this weird vibe where you are like my emotionally distant stepfather who just doesn’t understand me and won’t let me become a dancer because secretly he was the Pan-American Champion Dancer in 1967 and accidentally killed my mother by doing a violent (but breath-taking) tango-back-bend and vowed to never dance again but then I run off with Reynaldo and we enter the national tango competition and win enough money to pay the taxes on the farm and you think it’s all over but then Reynaldo gives my stepfather this long look of recognition and then you realize that they’ve been having an affair this whole time!”
SCREW PUNCTUATION!
Houston’s last blog post..I Am Not As Dumb As I Thought
You are f**ing brilliant my drugged up, dry-socketed friend. That is by far one of the best ideas for anything, anywhere, EVER! Ninjas brighten up everyones day, except for the poor bastard that’s about to “get it” (not dirty). At the end when the cat finally comes to terms with itself, someone in the onlooking crowd then needs to stand and slowly start clapping, enticing the others to join in one by one until there is an upraoar of applause and the Tranny cat and his hemophiliac squirrel lover publicly consumate their eternal bond…UNTIL THE SEQUEL!!!!
Is it true they had to surgically remove your jaw and wash it off hith a common garden hose and then surgically reattach it to cure dry sockets? I hope not, that would suck.
Seriously, fell better.
dang, I suck at spelling.
Kregg’s last blog post..Uncomfortableness in an elevator?
The comment about the tranny cat and the squirrel hemopheliac just cannot be believed. After all..who is on top when they consummate their love ala “From Here to Eternity”? The cat? I think not. And don’t cats hate water?
Sorry you’re leaving Mama Drama and btw I DO SO know what it is because it’s on my blogroll. And now I’ve got to change it. Bitch. But kudos to you anyway.
AB’s last blog post..Notes From the Underground
So, do you get paid for this new gig, or what? Cause baby, Reynaldo needs a new pair of shoes.
Sadly I have still yet to recieve a paycheck from the Houston Chronicle but they do occassionally take me out for cake. (Not a euphamism.)
Also, I cannot believe I left out the all-essential hemophiliac squirrel. Kregg, get on your writing boots because this joint-effort screenplay is going to kick ass.
“Today I quit Mama Drama.”
You gave me a scare. I thought you were packin’ up and headin’ west or something.
Belinda/Shuttle Mom’s last blog post..Is he really mine?
You know the problem with Mama Drama is that it rhymes. And just look what that did to Mr. Green Jeans. He ended up running down Broad Street in 1997 completely naked except for the bacon thong he fashioned from a shitload of Hormel Black Label (which truth be told, is decent bacon before it’s strapped to a nude man). Mr. Green Jeans thought the Flyers were a lock to win the cup, but he failed to read the papers and he didn’t know they were swept by the Red Wings. To add insult to injury, he inadvertently bought peppered bacon and he died.
True story.
furiousball’s last blog post..toss me down the staircase
And WHO decided that YOU are the angel in this scenario?
I want you to know that I am your very first subscriber in bloglines. Take that!
mayberry’s last blog post..Recorded for posterity
I didn’t think I could love you anymore than I already do, but then you went and said “the scrote” and my love just tripled.
Y’s last blog post..Extreme Generic Shopping.
I love a good run-on sentence as much as the next girl, but…Dayum! That was awesome.
I’ve added you to my “Favorites” list.
oh, I thought for a minute that you were going to be both bad mom and good mom and be like that episode of gilligan’s island when everyone was disappearing and gilligan thought he was doing a jeckle & hyde number and then there was that food thing they pulled on him in court in his dream and ginger was all slutty (ginger was always slutty) and anyway it’s much more boring when there’s two of you and I might go read occasionally.
Bob’s last blog post..wow, part 2
Congrats on the new gig.
Just curious, if you have a tranny cat, when “the change” is complete, does the p*ssy turn into a d*ck?
Good lord, I dinna kin hae believe I just wrote that.
~EdT.
Ed T.’s last blog post..Titillating Security Administrators
Okay, so you didn’t EAT Mindy, right?
The comment about ‘old dirty hippies’ had me wondering…..
daysgoby’s last blog post..reminder
“Feeeeel the rhythm!” I saw Strictly Ballroom 10 times in the theater.
Off to blogroll your new digs. Congrats.
mrs. chicken’s last blog post..What Happens At Preschool Stays At Preschool – Unless You Blog
you drank out of a straw didn’t you?
dry sockets suck ass…
and i’m proud to say i knew EXACTLY what mama drama is!
biddy’s last blog post..forget sugar & spice
So, is someone else going to be the Good Mom and you two are the Bad Moms? Is this the next step in the Min/Jen Worldwide Takeover?
I’m scared. I’ll be hiding under my tinfoil hat in the bunker if anyone needs me.
Nicole P.’s last blog post..Cancer Update – Surgery Day
Hey! WTF’s wrong with tasting like a dirty,old hippie?? Some of my best friends taste like dirty, old hippies.
Hairy Weisenheimmer’s last blog post..Just Shoot Me
Wait. You’re the good mom? I’m so confused. Damn – your new partner in crime must be NASTY.
Linky lovin’ right now.
motherbumper’s last blog post..No whiskers on kittens
Dear Jenny,
Please promise me you will be totally off the sauce if you make decisions about any of the following:
Real Estate
Marital status
dinner preparations
or
sex change
kthxbai
flutter’s last blog post..a tale of two blondes
jenny, jenny, jenny! woo! go you. i never have been a fan of mamas or dramas, so this change sounds great.
btw, i might be in your neck of the woods soon!
I love that your high and you STILL get to be the good mom. Also…what the hell is with you and the double blog thing. You’re annoying me like Gwyneth Paltrow. Oh…she can act and get Oscars and THAT’S not enough, she sings too except that she names her kids fruit and bean dip or whatever. Wait…maybe bad example. I kind of hate Gwynneth Paltrow (how the eff DO you spell her name?). What about that Bo guy who played baseball AND football (was it football or was it basketball…who the eff cares). Bo Diddly? Bo Jackson? Bo Schembeckler? Aw fuck it.
Greta’s last blog post..Help Me Name Stuff – I’m Buying
I hear there are things you can purchase to help with “dry socket” — if that’s what you call it.
Spamboy’s last blog post..Hello Mother, Hello Father
I think I have a transsexual cat that can play the part. He humps his sister AND brother. Wait, I guess he’s bisexual…
andrea’s last blog post..Sense of Pride
I shall become your most rabid reader, my dear.
Marmite Breath’s last blog post..On the Way, I Caught Cornflake Disease
Dude, your halo is ASKEW.
I’m trying to figure out what kind of mud wrestling, ass grabbing, porn marathon contest you lost to be dubbed the “good” mom.
SUCKA!
Wait….you’re good mom like “good cop, bad cop” when everyone knows, the good cop pretends to be good to get the perp.
Tricky little minx.
Sonia’s last blog post..…and Man are My Arms Tired
ok so like, uhmmm, have you already shared the story about the time you tasted the old dirty hippies? if not, now’s the time for that.
you crack my shit up dear. truly.
rock on.
jac’s last blog post..10.
Exactly how often are you licking old dirty hippies?
Kyla’s last blog post..The Interview
You should gargle with a little patchouli and call it a day.
Now, I’m off as I have a sudden uncontrollable urge to watch “Strictly Ballroom”.
Mama DB’s last blog post..Some Mornings: A haiku
OK, I put the new place in my reader, even though I’m pretty sure you’re stoned right now, and making this shit up.
Candy’s last blog post..Thinking My Way to a Size 4
gargle with patchouli?!? what is she? a hippy?
Mindy gets the devil horns and you get the halo?!?!
Funnnneeeeeyyyy!
AND…I misread the stuff they packed your dry sockets with as “old dirty NIPPLES” and I figured that sounded about right, or at least not any weirder than the rest of the post, but then I noticed my mistake and I was ashamed.
It’s the rabbit’s fault….
Robin’s last blog post..Oh no oh no oh no oh no OH!NO!!!
Congrats on the move to Good Mom/Bad Mom! I’ll be sure to check it out.
I am totally Ok with Mr. Bojangles the cat being transsexual, but I do have some reservations about him breeding. It probably won’t really matter, because datinghas to be tough for transsexual felines.
we_be_toys’s last blog post..Trip to Wales~Part II
We all knew about your step-father and Reynaldo but we didn’t want you to be upset. Sorry.
MammaLoves’s last blog post..Got a Cork?
Whew, whatever you are taking, send me the leftovers.
Awesome, going there right now.
~JJ!’s last blog post..Feel yourself up on the Ides of March
Sweet!
Lotta’s last blog post..Gin In My Apron Pocket: Lumpy and Happy
When was the last time you tasted dirty hippies? Is Victor secretly an old dirty hippie and you’ve been hiding it from us all this time?
Allison’s last blog post..little b aprons.
All subscribed and looking forward to the fun!
Melanie’s last blog post..Celebrity Morph by MyHeritage
Congrats on the move! I am sure it will be a fab blog!
chelle’s last blog post..Wordless (I forgot today was) Wednesday – #11 – Deep Thoughts
Hey leave me out of your sockets. Except I’m not old. I’m not dirty – most of the time. K, I’m not really a hippie.
Maggie’s last blog post..Poetry Friday – Surprise
First of all dry socket totally sucks and even though it has been oh I don’t know a million years (okay 10) since I had it…. that taste WILL NEVER GO AWAY!!!! Blah, blah, blah! When you said “old dirty hippies”, hmmm yeah the taste was there. YUCK!
Anyway, sooo excited about your new blog. I love you and love Mindy and totally can’t wait.
*Ouch*
That is me getting my tattoo. It is really, really small so you might not be able to see it, but it is totally there.
Erica/TxGambit’s last blog post..Technologically Challenged
Wow. I leave you two alone for a few months…
Kidding.
Congrats! Will go check it out. Have’t been to Mama Drama since I left town- not on purpose, just haven’t had alot of time…
Shades’s last blog post..Some Things
Dry sockets sounds like a problem for Mr. Bojangles the Transsexual Cat. Would make a great plot line for your movie.
Congrats on the new gig!
Becky Mochaface’s last blog post..Hillary to stop bloodshed
wait, wait…. woah.
you’re the GOOD mom?
heh.
i look forward to checking it out, says the mom who drank the fucking bottle of pinot grigio in less than an hour… ha!!!!
(and yes, i am planning on drunk blogging later tonight. wheeeeee!)
Ok, either you are standing in a hole, or Min is standing on a box in that picture!
Willowtree’s last blog post..A secrect revealed
You mean I have to alter my blogroll? Ugh. The things I’ll do for you . . .
I can’t wait to check out the new site. You and Mindy will be a force to reckon with!
Carrie’s last blog post..Do They Make Midol for Four-Year-Olds?
nice rack there, Jen. er, wait. oh yeah, congrats!
jen’s last blog post..blink blink
First of all, you are watching too many telenovelas.
And I’m a little disappointed you aren’t the bad mom.
Damselfly’s last blog post..What I’d Wear Wednesday: Fancy jewelry
I am telling you, Jenny, you are one of a kind and that kind is awesome! I can’t wait to check out the new blog, you and Mindy have always been my favorites at Mama Drama!
Bunny’s last blog post..Best Game Ever
P.S. Dude, you blog awesome when you’re high. I can’t decide if I should advise you to cut back or secretly slip you some more.
Bunny’s last blog post..Best Game Ever
So, that’s the news you’ve been sitting on…yay for you and Min. Does this mean Evil-Dwight’s going to finally shell out the bucks? And, I can hit you both up for loans now?
More importantly, how do you know what dirty old hippies taste like? (on second thought, maybe I don’t want to know…Hmm. LOL)
I wouldn’t know what a dirty old hippie tasted like, even if I had one in my mouth.
Also, one of my cats is totally transsexual. Maybe s/he could get the part? I’d totally help you with costuming. Maybe even choreography if you’re lucky.
kittenpie’s last blog post..Further Proof I’m Not Just Crazy
I hate that dry socket stuff. I drank some Yoo-hoo right after they put it in, and I haven’t been able to touch it since. On the plus side, I lost a few pounds because I couldn’t really stand to eat anything with the hippie taste in my mouth.
Jessica’s last blog post..One Month.
Mama Drama? Transexual felines? I’m so fuckin out of my leauge here, and lovin it.
kelly’s last blog post..Personal Transformation, Or Something Like That.
jenny, do you ever get the feeling that you’re all boxed in and your cranium is just WAY too confining? i just have to think you do.
Damn! And I thought your big announcement was that you were getting a sex change operation and joining a Thai peep show. *sigh*
Law School Hot Mama’s last blog post..Pregnancy Revisited
I love you high. I have some drugs left over from my c-section – I’ll send them to you if you promise to use them only for stoned blogging.
Beth’s last blog post..Love/Hate
So, did min quit? Or is she getting paid TWICE as much as you?
Hehehe!
Tiggerlane’s last blog post..Still Finishing a Meme
Must. Not. Look. Directly at halo.
marnie’s last blog post..Look at me! All posty!
I’m a dirty old hippie. Taste me. Oh, wait.
You’re the only reason I’ve ever read Mama Drama. I’m a childless old dude, and I only read it because of your boobs. Oh, wait.
Transsexual cats and hemophiliac squirrels do not mix. Claws, you know. Oh, wait.
You said “the scrote.” Oh, wait.
You didn’t eat Mindy? Oh, wait.
Your halo is Askew? I went to school with Butch Askew. Are you related? Oh, wait.
Robin says you have old, dirty nipples. Ha! Oh, wait.
Chelle is wrong. It won’t be a fab blog. It’ll be a blab fog. Really. Just watch. Oh, wait.
OK. Here comes the comment. Are you ready? Are you sitting?
Oh, wait.
I forgot.
‘My little cabbage’ and ‘scrote’ in the same sentence.
I’m not worthy.
mamatulip’s last blog post..Kicking myself
DRY SOCKETS. Oooh. I’ve only had one wisdom tooth removed, but I remember being totally terrified and freaked out by the phrase “dry sockets.”
right on!
Chrystal’s last blog post..Im a Kangaroo!!!
Um, I think you meant to say your new blog is called Ninja Mom / Pirate Mom. And I have the photos to prove who Pirate Mom is. Obviously Ninjas can’t be photographed.
You had me at Ninjas.
I am a total Ninja whore, I loves me some Ninjas.
Yeah, I know you said other stuff, yada yada yada… Ninjas!
Pink puffy heart you woman.
Kelley’s last blog post..I am just not feeling it right now.
How do you know what dirty hippies taste like? Never mind. I don’t really want to know. OK, yes I do.
Sandy’s last blog post..Who Are You?
i’d follow you anywhere, b/c that is the kind of stalker i am. LOVE the new blog.
piglet’s last blog post..further details on something previously mentioned in another post
Of course there are ninjas; there are always ninjas. Well always except when there are zombies, because, little known fact, ninjas are totally afraid of zombies. Zombies are ninja kryptonite.
Woodlandmama’s last blog post..Rory Again
Man, you look like butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth in that photo, luckily I know what a filthy whore you are, minx. You and Min… tops. I cannae wait.
LaLa’s last blog post..Bullet Points – About the wedding.
I with Mayberry. My first thought on seeing that picture is “wait, Jenny is the GOOD mom?” I mean, I love your blog and all, but I have totally misjudged Houston if you are the good mom. All those years of anti-Texas bias wasted. Wow, time for me to rethink my priorities. (after I check out the new blog, of course)
nonlineargirl’s last blog post..Stories Repeated
Whenever I hear “dry socket” I think of an extremely elderly woman and an entirely different orifice. Not that I think your mouth is anything like an ancient vagina that hasn’t seen any action for a while. I just don’t say things like that to people.
Congrats on your new endeavor!
Tootsie Farklepants’s last blog post..Tootsie Talks ~ Some People Listen
Oh man, it’s been sooooo long since I last tasted dirty old hippies! Having a craving . . .
Kristin’s last blog post..How Bossy makes the world a better place.
Totally looking forward to the new site. I want a halo to float over my head too.
Lady M’s last blog post..My Sister is Totally a Hero
I can’t believe that bitch Reynaldo did that to you! And then called you a “little cabbage!” Frankly, I think I would be more offended at being called a cabbage, because they kind of smell funny and really, deep down you knew about Reynaldo, didn’t you?
Captain Steve’s last blog post..Debauchery!
Great photo! Was it bds (before dry socket) or after? That font messes with my mind though. I keep reading it as good momj. Maybe it’s a ninja thing. dunnno.
simplypink’s last blog post..suddenly I see
How do you know what dirty old hippies taste like?
Plus, there’s something seriously wrong with the cats in your life.
AMomTwoBoys’s last blog post..The Aliens Have Invaded
Okay – so now I know that you aren’t actually keeping up with 3 blogs, I feel much better about myself.
Karmyn R’s last blog post..SPRING??? BREAK
Way to go Buster Dean, photog. You totally fixed Jenny’s hook nose AND photoshopped Mindy’s teeth back. You rock.
Oh, but you look so sweet, so innocent, like such a *good* mom in your new photo with that lovely glowing halo and everything. How better to disguise yourself to spread your bizarre, subversive brand of humor? I love it!
Can this be considered a promotion if it doesn’t come with a raise from nothing to…well…anything more than cake?
Stacey
Stacey’s last blog post..Yesterday…
It DOES taste like dirty old hippies! I got two dry sockets out of three wisdom teeth removal sites. Awesome. Enjoy the drugs!
Also, I was just laughing so hard at this entire post that I literally spurted milk out of my nose. I am, unfortunately, not lying.
ali’s last blog post..Blu-Ray Confessions
Congrats on your new site, babe. Can’t wait to read it.
But, um, you’re supposed to be the “good” mom? How’d that happen?
Chicky Chicky Baby’s last blog post..I would totally change my middle name to narcissism… if I could spell it without needing spell check.
You’ll do anything to stay on the drugs now, won’t you?
The new blog looks fun, btw.
Jacki’s last blog post..Such is life
I was definitely not that funny when I had dry sockets. I also did not get any drugs, just the old, dirty hippie crap. I demand a do-over.
Major Bedhead’s last blog post..A Day In The Life…
I feel like this new Good Mom/Bad Mom stuff really discriminates against us merely mediocre moms.
Wait, my mind is being blown. You are the good mom? That must mean you’re a mom? Just to your furbaby who you killed via bladder explosion? Because I’d think that would make you the bad mom. (Unless the Houston Chronicle is made up of dog people?)
I LOVE the way you said there we had to imagine there was a transitional sentence. Something I don’t understand. Why did they choose you to get the halo instead of the horns??? LOL! I love your entries when you are high. You are even funnier!
dirty old hippies are now plotting revenge against you. They’ll be having a sit in on your front lawn pretty soon, and you won’t know if it’s the drugs or the hippies and why are you hallucinating them singing the age of aquarius ten zillion times?
Claudia’s last blog post..Bits and Blurbs
Glad to know all is still (not) well in Houston.
Be thankful they took the picture before the surgery!
Headless Mom’s last blog post..Your Weekend Reading Assignment
I really want someone to call me their little cabbage. And why can’t I find the naked picture of you on the internet? You’re such a tease. But I’ll still check out the new blog.
New Duck’s last blog post..Hemorrhoids, foot fungus and morning breath
“Mediocre Mom” would be a great name for a blog. Or a slogan on a T-shirt.
How is it that all these people get so many good drugs? My surgeon prescribed 30 Vicodin. That’s it. No refills. Do not pass GO, do not collect more narcotics. It is TOTALLY not fair. I have nothing with which to high-blog. (and what is this “leftover” drug thing that Beth is talking about? She didn’t use them? Why the hell not? I do *not* understand some people.)
markira’s last blog post..I Am Not Amused
Hey! They haven’t “allowed” my comment on your new Good Mom/Bad Mom site. You think it’s because I mentioned how I enjoyed learning about the bobcat urine?? I guess because I’m a new reader I hadn’t read those crazy stories about your family yet. HILARIOUS! Now I understand everything..
Shoegirl’s last blog post..Family Tree
I’m sure this has been covered already, but I’m not going to read 367 comments.
So, your stepfather knew that you and Reynaldo were dancing the whole time, or did Reynaldo keep it from him, you know for his own good and the farm and everything?
Also, you’re the good one?
Whit’s last blog post..Alarm Clocks and Wedding Bells
But how do you know what dirty hippies taste like?
Jerseygirl89′s last blog post..My Little Prodigy
Congrats on the move to GM/BM … are you going to admit your halo may be a little bit tilted? *wink*
Nancy’s last blog post..No Boys Allowed
Why does GM/BM sound like a really shitty car?
wait, which of you is the good mom and which is the bad mom?
all of your comments make me dizzy when I scroll past them.
or maybe it’s the 2-liter of Yellow Tail I just drank. NO I DIDN’T DRINK THE WHOLE ENTIRE THING. That would be fucking crazy. Dog.
Maggie, dammit’s last blog post..two minute break
congratulations on the new blog… I can’t wait to figure out which one is you.
susiej’s last blog post..When a Child Becomes a King
Congrats on the new site!
Jenny, I love you so much that not only will I blindly follow you over to Good Mom/Bad Mom, but I’d probably blindly follow you into a lava pit… let’s hope it doesn’t come to that.
kristin’s last blog post..The Final Word
You are hilarious!
Sleepyjane’s last blog post..Sweet tooth!
I had no idea you were in the habit of licking poor old dirty hippies.
Off to see the new blog. Do they pay you this time?
Nikki’s last blog post..Inspirational Fun Monday
You totally played “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” during your 1980′s musical montage. And SJP was totally there, along with Shannon Doherty and Kirk Cameron starring as your hot but sexually non-threatening love interest. And you totally rolled your jeans and wore socks over them. Also you totally wore frosted pink lipstick.
Totally.
Miss Yvonne’s last blog post..I Cried Over a Haircut Today
So can I go with you on your next excursion to pick out a dirty old hippy to lick? I would like to see your criteria for finding the one that “is just right”!
Dude!! Are they going to let you swear on the new blog? I mean if you’re going to be the bad mom, you have to be inappropriate, right?
Um, I’m just assuming you’re the bad mom. Because, well, you know.
Lawyer Mama’s last blog post..For Jenny, The Bloggess
And apparently I’m blind.
Lawyer Mama’s last blog post..For Jenny, The Bloggess
Total awesomeness.
And dude. Blogher. Yes. This time, with alcohol. I’m pumping and dumping.
KC’s last blog post..Medical Advice Monday: A walk down memory lane
Crap, did I miss the ninjas again?
HRH’s last blog post..The air quote potluck…
Ummm, so when were you planning on telling us you got a new cat!? Or is this just your way of seeing who actually went to your other site and read it? I think I should get extra points for this because I’m not even a mommy, and barely a blogger!
I can’t wait to hear the great new Rolly updates.
Tiffany’s last blog post..Shut the F**k up already!
popped in for an update but I guess i am too early. hope you are recovering from your dental holocaust without too many complications. i woke with a zit on my nose. not an auspicious beginning for a Tuesday.
peace and pastries.
I feel ya sister, I totally have a hitler youth poster child myself. Sometimes when she was little I would want to pinch her she was so cute but then the crying and the feeling bad.
Denise’s last blog post..Fun Monday