It’s almost 3am and I’m nowhere near sleep so I decided to create a song about blogging based on tonight’s Glee episode. Because I’m drunk on lack of sleep and no one is awake to talk me out of it. I’ll probably delete this in the morning so enjoy, Australia and chronic insomniacs:
Comment of the day: (3am at the Lawson home)
Hailey: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight? I had a bad dream.
Victor: It wasn’t a dream, honey. *sigh* It wasn’t a dream. ~ Steam me up, kid
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This Australian thinks it is awesome.
you are *adorable* don’t delete it! and you have a lovely voice
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Too bad I can’t put volume in my office PC!! Please don’t erase this in the morning coz I’m going to see this when I get home.
Oh and one thing, not only Australians are going to enjoy this. We’re awake in Dubai too.
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Haha, that was brilliant. And it’s nice to see we Australians get some love =)
I really need to watch Glee now.
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I love it. Please don’t delete it
Who’s Heather Armstrong?
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LMFAO, nice one your highness.
I’m totally psyched to be awake right now. Also: you have pretty teeth. (Did that sound creepy? OK, then.)
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insomnia has paid off. only… it’s almost 4am here. and I’m still wide awake… Thank you for making my late night/early morning significantly better though
You’re pretty much my hero.
I seem to qualify for both. Shame I missed this
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This Insomanic thinks its super funny too… the unstoppable Bloggess!!
So awesome. It’s too late to take it back. That baby has already made it on to some guy’s laptop to be posted on YouTube. It will also haunt you at high school reunions and the Blogger’s Roast.
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Seriously? This made my night. I thought i adored you before, but this…there are no words. It was a happy day that my best friend sent me a link to your blog. And here I thought I was the only insomniac freak who watched too much Glee….
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Is that a new confidence wig? It totally rocks! And I’ve never seen Glee. I can’t decide whether that’s a good thing now or a bad thing.
Heh heh. Very nice!
You have an amazing voice! The only thing that would make the video better is if you had earbuds in so we didn’t hear the original song. 
beautiful… just beautiful. I’m the insomniac in the same time zone as you…
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If I was Hailey, I would be awesomely proud.
That’s why Australia is called the Lucky Country! But don’t forget us Kiwis, New Zealand is still awake too
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awesome! maybe i should try singing too when sleep doesn’t find me.
From one insomniac to another, I say keep it up here… don’t delete it, it made me smile after a wicked bad day!
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Love it!
and I figure pretty much everyone from the Antipodes round to the Canary Islands are liekly awake by now, (its 9am back in Blighty!)
Dudge OH´s last blog ..dudgeoh: @TheBloggess Brilliant!
I would say that this would be the vicodin/soma combo (I am suffering from a rupturing ovarian cyst) but I think I am coherent enough to type this so this opinion does matter…crap…man I feel high…
Anyways…you have a beautiful voice. Don’t ever delete this. It was wonderful. Such talent I say! Hell I can’t even write a grocery list and you wrote an entire song.
Love ya!
I love you guys.
PS. Heather Armstrong is Dooce, leading mommy blogger. In the song it’s actually “Mr. Armstien”, who I think was Fanny Brice’s husband. My head is filled with useless knowledge.
I missed Glee because I was drinking wine in a hot tub with my imaginary unicorn friend and my 12 year old (he wasn’t drinking wine) until we got kicked out by security (life skills, a kid’s gotta learn these things before college) talking about my husband’s cancer ‘n shit, but OH MY GOD, I’m pretty sure this was better than Glee. Yeah. Positive.
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Hooray for being in Germany!
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Too cute! Decidedly lacking in boobies though I expect it will garner respectable traffic nonetheless.
Love the dooce line. You did great for someone who says they’re lacking singing lessons! I don’t have enough anti-anxiety meds to sing on cam.
Now, I saw it and you can’t delete it from my brain.
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I’ve been sick all week. The sickest I’ve been in some time. I woke up around 3am completely stuffed-up and in serious need of more Alka Seltzer + Cold Medicine. After drinking the fizzy concoction I lay back down and decide to check my messages before attempting to go back to sleep.
And THIS is what I found! I’m so happy I’m sick because I probably would have missed this [assuming you take it down in a few hours]. In a few hours I’m flying to Cleveland, OH to sit out in the snow and cold and watch the Steelers and the Browns slug it out. I’ve been looking forward to it for months. But your video might very well be the highlight of the day.
“How was the game?”
“Nowhere near as epic as The Bloggess’s video.”
I guess whatevah, cause I’m applauding at 1:18am PST. lmao U go girl!
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That was so goddamn adorable, I don’t even know what to do with myself now. Seriously. I have literally forgotten what I was doing with myself before I watched it, and I have no idea where to go from here. You know how some people are born to heal the world with their gifts and talents? Well you’re meant to do something. With you’re something. Fuck, there go the words now. Thanks a lot. OR NOT THANKS. I’M NOT SURE.
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This is AMAZING.
I vote for it to be the new blogging national anthem.
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Ah, a singing bloggess. We will enjoy it.
Tweet me next time and I’ll grab you an instrumental off of my karaoke hard drive. Hilarity, but the singing in the background is distracting. More you, less … well, not you, I guess.
A hundred types of motherfucking awesome!
Yay, Australia wins! Excellent entertainment… who needs Glee!?
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Glee is awesome, and so is this!
I’m an American insomniac currently on a business trip in Australia. I think you might have a future with this blogging thing.
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I haven’t been up in the middle of the night in about a week, but I’m so glad my body decided to wake up tonight so I could find this. Thanks for the great video!
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I love it, its so hilariously funny !
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Holy fucknuts. Here I was all depressed that I was awake at 4 a.m. still studying for a miserable final I have to take tomorrow, and MY GOD. A blessing in disguise, really, or I might have missed this. Please never take this down. On an unrelated note, I finally checked my mail and my James Garfield card arrived. He’s even more handsome in card form than he is online. Worth every penny.
I’ve never been so glad to pull an elected all-nighter (which I’m pretty sure is just college for insomniac).
This is most awesome thing ever. If my friends (who are also avid TheBloggess readers) don’t get their butts out of bed and see this, I will DIE. DIE.
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OK I think you should take this on the road. I got a gig for you right here in Stockton, California call me and we’ll do lunch.
You should also be on a game show because you are right that Nicky Arnstein is/was Fanny Brice’s husband.
You have got the world in the palm of your hands what with the James Garfield victory, the trip to Japan and now this singing/scari-oke career ahead of you.
You are simply brilliant! (especially at 2:00 AM)
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LALALALALALALALA Not listening.
Just like I can’t go on damn Twitter cause I haven’t seen the latest Glee yet.
Dammit.
(I don’t know where these other so called fucking Australians are seeing Glee cause it has only just come up on bit torrent… I MEAN it is not on TV here till Sunday…)
This Australian appreciates the opportunity to bask in the glow of your talent. Love it!
You’ve just proven that insomnia is when creativity is at its peak!
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Woo for insomnia!
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You are brilliant. Do NOT delete this. Must tweet this, immediately. You’re going viral, Jenny!
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I beat the odds. I’m neither an Austrailian nor insomniac today. I just napped to wake up too early. The video’s great. Don’t delete it. At the very least, you have to leave it up long enough to be served with a takedown notice for having music playing in the background. That’d be fun. It’ll be William Shatner all over again.
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Don’t delete this post. If this is what you can accomplish when you can’t sleep, I can’t wait to read your book.
I’m not allowed to have insomnia because I wake up each morning at 5:25AM, waiting for a sub call that may never come. I should lie in bed at night, bemoaning that my life has become like this, but I’m too tired.
I’ve, been, told, I, overuse, commas, but, I, don’t, think, so:
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You can sing?? Holy shit, I’m impressed. You are all kinds of awesome. And that Glee episode had me grinning like a fool. I’m such a dork.
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Guh. That was supposed to be ‘happened’ not ‘napped’. Stupid auto spellcheck.
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You? Amazing! What a great voice.
Please don’t delete it in the morning.
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Damn. If you had done this on Tuesday, you could have linked to my site for ‘Out of Tune Tuesday’. Except, you’re not really OUT of Tune… but whatever. AND if I had known you were up at three, I would have harassed you….I was up at three begging whatever Gods there might be for a two hour delay from school today….
Nope.
Love it. But I don’t think singing lessons can help much… It’s quite perfect as it is.
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that’s why you SHOULD be up at 3am watching GLEE! love it!
That’s the best thing I’ve ever seen. You are awesome and we should be BFFs. You should see if you can audition for next season’s Glee
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*applauds like crazy*
*giggles manically*
*pees a little*
<3
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That was awesome. You DO have a good voice! Way better than me singing Moon Moon Moon to the naked manic toddler running around my house with one pink sandal on the wrong foot, flipping light switches on & off.
Oh. My. God.
That just made my day. I might have to go and wake up my wife to make sure she sees this in case you really do delete it. LOVE!!
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Bravo! Leave the delete button alone!
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Wow! That was wonderful! I agree with another poster, (at the expense of being creepy) you really do have pretty teeth
So awesome to wake up to! Love it
This is one of my favorite posts ever. You sound great!
Mr. Wonderful thought that was a wonderful way to start his day… or he’s appeasing me….
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So much better than actually watching Glee….
Sweet.
I’m speechless (and peeing my pants laughing!). Did you really make that up in one night?
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And you didn’t disturb Victor? That’s worth like, triple points.
Thank goodness I live in Australia! What a lovely treat.
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This made my morning.
There’s nothing better than a show tune to increase your Gay Australian Insomniac fanbase – a market segment totally overlooked by dooce. You’re like a marketing genius.
Oh my god. I don’t know if it is too early or what but I am ***IN AWE***. GREAT LYRICS. SERIOUSLY. I BOW DOWN.
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Absolute pure genius.
You make my day countless times, seriously. Even if I am an insomniac (due to the love of caffeine), who actually rarely gets to see the day. Minor detail, you’re fab. Don’t delete it! Nuh-uh..
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You were great, and so were the last couple episodes of “Glee!” I’m just pissed that it’s not on again until spring.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha… Hiccup! OMG. That made my morning!
O.M.G. I haven’t even been awake for 45minutes and you’ve just made my entire day! Nothing can suck cuz I’ll just remember this and start giggling insanely! You should remake a glee song every Wednesday until Glee comes back on!!!
Yay for insomnia and for me being in Australia (though this doesn’t quite count since it’s almost midnight here… whoops.).
If this is the result, I do not mind. Glee inspires wonderful things. <3
Also, is that a new wig? I think it's rather fab. I mean, if it's your hair or an old wig, it still looks good.
That was adorable.
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baby, you da you da best
the best i every read
Yeah, no, going back to an earlier post, is that a new confidence wig or your hair? Because either way its super-cute.
OMG! i love it!
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Cuddle me.
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great vid. i think you have a lovely singing voice. also, i love that when your vid is over and it displays other youtube vids, the one with the teen who made a sensation with the whole, “leave britney alone” tirade, pops up. i don’t watch Glee. i hate singing and dancing shows. i am a fan of Mad Men and The League. two of the best shows on tv. take care.
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I almost never sleep either but I don’t sing. Because that would torture people. And myself.
Don’t delete this!
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Delete? No way, that was classic! In fact, I doubt I’m alone in hoping this becomes a weekly habit.
Not in Australia. Still luvs.
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You’re absolutely awesome. That’s what I have to say about that.
KeepingYouAwake´s last blog ..KeepingYouAwake: @TheBloggess Don’t! That’s the best thing I’ve seen all morning, and takes my mind off of this: http://bit.ly/8iQ5aZ
omg- you are awesome! I giggled all through your video. people at work think i’m weird now….
You are seriously hot, in that sweet, coy, dirty, ravagable kinda way. Good lyrics too.
This is awesome! But how did that not wake Victor up? Does he sleep with ear plugs?
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Very funny and you have a great voice! Leave it up.
Heather Armstrong would never write her own lyrics to showtunes and post herself singing them on youtube… I think that means you crushed the bitch
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dayyyyam you can sing
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Please do not ever delete this. It is entirely unfair that you’re wickedly funny AND have a great singing voice. NOT FAIR.
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This is my favorite thing since ever.
(yes, I know that makes no sense, but that’s just a reflection of how giddily joy-filled I am after watching it.)
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how appropriate that the song is from Funny Girl, which you are.
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you are a good singer!
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That was…fucking brilliant! And your voice is quite lovely, really. I just fell in love with a blog star (and it sure the hell wasn’t Heather Armstrong). Thanks for making my morning!
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That was actually far better than expected, well done. Catchy ass lyrics too.
You need a whole musical to go with this song. It would make millions on Broadway and Victor would be SO proud. Or horrified. Either way it would be awesome.
Brilliant. Wonderful. Joy. Diva.
You have a BEAUTIFUL voice! You are the cutest thing ever! EVER!!!!!
Please don’t delete this!
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love the song, just need to know what the hell a confidence wig is. Everyone else seems to know, and I want to too!!!!!
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I just fell in love with you all over again. (Creepy?)
Amazing. Don’t ever take it down. Nice shout out to Dooce.
And I love the hair.
BEAT
Simply brilliant!
Don’t delete!
Kim
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Or people who check the blog early in the morning.
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This was the first thing I saw when I sat down at my desk this morning. BRAVO. Don’t delete this, I plan on watching it at least 6 more times today and spamming all of my friends until they watch it too.
Fucking’ awesome. Loved it.
Thinking Glee needs to have you on!
Totally second the idea above that you should fill the Glee void every Wed from now until Spring with something like this…
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This song is amazing, & so is the hair [adding to the pile of people wanting to know: new confidence wig? or new style?]. You’re the most adorable person I wish I knew.
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OMFG. I don’t watch that show but that vid was great. That was hilarious and this is why I check your blog first. Sorry guys. Also, love the hair.
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I love you guys. Seriously. And yeah, it’s a new confidence wig. Black with a bright red streak.
Your like a cross between Annie and Miss Hannigan
This is just what I needed this morning. Thank you!
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Heather (Not that Heather)
Brilliant! And hilarious! And your voice is amazing
Thanks for starting off my Thursday with a song!
<3
Do I sense a album (maybe even a Christmas album!) in the offing? After all, what’s the sense of doing something if you can’t take a little too far.
Nicely done.
Absolutely brilliant!! I loved it … it’s by far the best blog post and video I’ve seen in ages!! Never heard of your blog before, but I’ll be reading and listening to it now.
Thank you for confirming my suspicions on why I will not watch “Glee.”
Also, you need to give Victor a blowjob or something immediately because if you’re my wife and screaming (sorry..singing like ‘Glee’) at 3 in the fucking morning and you’re NOT either in the shed in the yard or at the neighbor’s house or at the very least out of earshot, I would bludgeon you to death with a giant stuffed boar head.
And that’s just me and I don’t even HAVE a giant stuffed boar head. Imagine the guy who has that at his disposal.
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I don’t think I’ve ever left you a comment, but I have to say BRILLIANT! Nice voice too…
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Dear God!!!! I didn’t think you could get any more coffee-spewing-through-the-nose funny! Your brain must be a constant whirl of frenetic crazy-ass! I love you. I love you. I love you. But…not like in a stalker way or anything. Oh, the Dooce verse!!!! OK, I can’t give you enough love and exclamation marks!! Simply fabulous!!
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I need that wig. Bad. Ass.
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Holy shit! Today is my birthday and you gave me this! Hell, yeah!
Your voice is so awesome… do not delete this, bitch!
Jenny, you ROCK. This made my morning.
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Coveting your wig(s), teeth, oh and what a lovely voice you have, my dear!
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This is seriously one of the best things I’ve ever seen. Thanks for making my day!
This is funny. Now we know what to get you for Christmas, the Karaoke track for Don’t Rain on My Parade.
http://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/barbra-streisand/don-t-rain-on-my-parade.html
Only $1.99, a bargain if you will sing it again. Can you stay up late again tonight?
LOL
Kami
. You just don’t need that pesky Streisand/Rachel messing you up.
PS. You do have a great voice, really. And this from someone who went through the opera program in college ( a real ex-purt
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The Baby let me sleep some last night, so I missed it in *real* time, but what a way to complement my morning coffee. That was all kinds of awesome. And you have a much better voice than you give yourself credit for. That kind of talent? Totally deserves a kitty-kat pearl choker.
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This is my favorite.
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K – I’m going to tell you all a wee secret – go to surfthechannel.com – no need for bit torrents – you can watch all the episodes of Glee there. And since the MegaVideo links will time out after a while I’ll tell you all another secret – just reset your modem and keep watching! Enjoy.
Glee rocks. Almost as much as Jenny.
i’ve been lurking here (stalking?) for some time. and that was… surprisingly AWESOME.
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You have to perform this on a stage – next time you get near one. I think tap shoes and tails, but the wig is up to you.
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This is awesome in ways beyond all comprehension. Please don’t delete it because my husband hates his job and I promised him that we can watch it when he gets home. So I’m asking you kindly not to ruin my husband’s already shitty day.
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OMG, I love it. It would take major sleep deprivation drunkenness to get me to sing on camera and post it.s
And the confidence wig? I have some confidence props, but not a wig. (yet)
PLEASE don’t take this down.
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THIS sealed the deal in the skeptic in me. It’s love I feel for you now. Only LOVE! Once on the fence, I have fallen! LOVE the line about Heather Armstrong.
You so need to get this out to the Glee peeps. You’ll ge guaranteed a guest spot on the show. and do you know you have a really good singing voice.
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This was quite possibly the most awesome thing I’ve ever seen. LOVE IT!
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Oh, YOU.
You’re too much.
Nice work, lady.
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Ha! Excellent. Most amusing
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We do not have Glee yet on UK TV. If this is the kind of pornographic material that it entails well then I await with pleasure.
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For someone who just narrowly escaped a trip down the hole (thanks God for Wikipedia) AND is up at 3 a.m., you look smokin’ hot. I’m no lesbian, but I’d do you.
Also, what does it say about me that the minute I saw “Venus” in the subtitles, I thought, “YAY! Penis is just around the corner!” Probably nothing good.
Heather Armstrong wishes she were you. And not just because of a certain dead President/wild boar hanging on your wall.
I’m so out of the loop, I don’t even know what happens on Glee. I guess I better google it.
I get all my US teevee through a GINORMOUS dish on the roof that is aimed at a UK satellite. Not only is there a three hour time difference (and all the good stuff comes on at midnight my time), but there is about a six month lag before the Brits get the good US programming. FMyLife.
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Crazy awesome.
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Too cute…. and what a voice!
Lol I love it!!
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I think that is some Grammy winning shit right there.
Love the wig!
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i LOVE it. you have a beautiful singing voice!
You should get drunk more often. I know I’m just enabling you but it’s for the greater good, and that’s worthy.
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This is so much better than going to Boca to get my brown on! Damn it was so awesome!
OMG that was the fucking coolest thing that I have ever watched. If you don’t count you eating Japanese boob pudding. That was pretty awesome too.
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Where are YOUR mother fucking JAZZ HANDS??!!
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Also awsome with sparkles on top!
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i am almost definitely going to kidnap you and build a shrink machine so i can shrink you and keep you in my pocket. the meds can stay full size though. for me.
Whatever lady that was awesome! You could make money singing funny birthday and anniversary e-cards for people! That too would be awesome…
The Bloggess musical! I would sooooo pay to see that. I am imagining dancing singing vagina everywhere flapping their labia like butterfly wings, zombies, ninja, tiny Sasquatch and you in the center belting out something this awesome…but for like two hours at least! Think of all the midgets you could employ. You could save the giant squid for the big finale. You need an agent, pronto.
We need to start a petition to have this number performed by Jenny at BlogHer 2010. Seriously!!!
Funniest thing EVAH!!
You are so damn funny and cute and your voice is awesome!
Absolutely hilarious! Thanks for a wonderful laugh to start my day.
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I do so know how to use my colon…
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BRAVO! BRAVO!
(3am at the Lawson home)
Hailey: Daddy, can I sleep with you tonight? I had a bad dream.
Victor: It wasn’t a dream, honey. *sigh* It wasn’t a dream.
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I’ve never commented here before, but I couldn’t resist this time. This was so fantastic. I absolutely loved it.
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Oh fuck, Jenny. That shit’s just charming as hell.
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Is your office sound proof? You are like falling down the rabbit hole. I think it would be fun and really short of shocking to be married to you, but sure as hell never boring.
Brava, Baby.
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Holy Shit Jenny, I’ve been running around the house screaming “Hey Heather Armstrong… HERE I AM” for the last 20 minutes. It’s becoming a problem.
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Two things…
1.Favorit’d!!
2.For your encore you should totally add Jazz Hands in there somewhere.
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ok, that was fantastic! don’t stop singing.
STANDING OVATION!! Holy crap, neither Rachel, nor Mercedes has anything on you.
Now, if you’ll excuse me I have to forward this to everyone I’ve ever met.
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MOTHER FUCKER! That was brilliant!
Four words.
James Garfield: The Musical
Robynn´s last blog ..Dear Cat Lovers,
I’m going to video my kid dancing to this in his diaper. I expect it to go viral.
Kristine´s last blog ..‘Tis the Season to be Heavily Medicated
So, earlier I was saying how the fact that it’s almost January and I can almost buy a new planner is totally the best thing that’s happened to me today. BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.
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puntastical!
That was magical.
Deidre´s last blog ..I know you’ve been on the edge of your seat waiting to hear the verdict…
This was awesome. And so is your new wig. <3s!
WTF is Glee? Oh. Looks like I’ll find out next Tuesday. *Makes note in diary*
Awesome singing. James Garfield the Musical FTW.
Mr Farty´s last blog ..A Scottish Wedding
OMG!!! That was FUCKING BRILLIANT!!
And I thought I loved you before.
Damn. It’s not enough that you can write better than the rest of us? You’ve got to sing better, too? ;;;;;
Rosie´s last blog ..Packing up the seeds God planted…
I am an Aussie insomniac but still missed this when it was first posted. *le sigh*
(Actually, we don’t do *le sigh* here; it’s *bloody sigh*).
Just in case I’ve never told you before: I love you.
And I have PMT. So that whole rendition of yours? Made me cry. Fuck.
<3 Meg
OMG! I totally love you but I also love Glee so I was kind of geared up to hate this when I read your little doodleydoo about what the video was but after listening for like 4.3 seconds I fell in love! You are such a doll and you have a lovely voice! I adore you and I’m pretty sure that you fart rainbows or something. Let’s hug.
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Love your new wig. This video is awesome. You have a great singing voice (but not a surprise since you have a great speaking AND cursing voice to begin with). Don’t erase it. I beg of you. Now I wish I could watch Glee. When will the DVDs come out?!
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Holy shit you have a great voice. I’m just saying.
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This Australian just pissed herself laughing….. well almost (thankfully my pelvic floor is just fine). Rest assured, if my pelvic floor was weaker I definitely would have pissed myself laughing.
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The Bloggess was featured in a presentation by Jim Prather of youdata.com at Rice University today–the “Rice Alliance 7th Annual Information Technology/Web 2.0 Venture Forum”. Kurt Stoll over at http://www.startuphouston.com/ is/was live blogging the forum.
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OMG I freakin’ adore you SOOO much. You are a genius! Oh, and I nearly choked on a shell noodle when you called out dooce…..Absolutely. Awesome.
I feel like my life will be wasted if I don’t drive to Texas, sit at your feet and worship you. Seriously.
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I simply cannot tell you how much I love this.
This is why you shouldn’t sleep.
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Um…next time can you do a duet with James Garfield?
sadira´s last blog ..Acker Music Night…
The best part? That J.G. was right overhead smiling in that special way only he can. *wistful sigh*
After a 184 comments! Like you will EVER see this!
But!! That was amazing! AND – you look fabulous with short hair!
Gigi´s last blog ..Posting, commenting, keeping up….
That ruled.
BHJ´s last blog ..How I Proved To Jenna That Looking Like a Psycho Who Might Be A Pedophile Doesn’t Intimidate Me
O. M. G. This is amazing. If you delete it II will un-follow you and take you off my google reader and come to your house and take the file off your computer and put it on MY blog.
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Love it!
you have a pretty voice. seriously. it’s good to know Glee helps all of us in special ways…
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See? Insomnia is awesome.
This was awesome, encore encore.
So glad you didn’t delete.
maya´s last blog ..I feel like a stalker, but isn’t that what the internet is all about?
I think your next hit single should be “Jenny from the Blog” -
Perhaps it goes something like this -
Don’t be scared by the thoughts that i got,
I’m still, i’m still jenny from the blog
used to drink a little, now i drink a lot
each place i go, i don’t know where i came from
…really it’s a work in progress, i’m sure you could do much better. i’d love to see a post if you decide to accept this challenge
I am behind on Glee! I am smiling away. Don’t delete that. Except it might cause me to want insomnia, when really I want sleep more (not that insomnia cares anyway). Also, love your voice.
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In the words of Futurama:
You watched it, now you cant UNwatch it!
PS: Needs more James Garfield.
Thomas´s last blog ..The death of the introverted writer
Fucking love it. This should be a regular feature. Not the not sleeping thing, the singing thing. I loved it!
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good singing, great teeth!
Very, very, very funny!
Cindy´s last blog ..As The World Stops
Auckland, New Zealand: 3 glasses of wine on a sunny warm Friday afternoon and THIS IS GENIUS.
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This Australian is cracking up.
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Great now I am waiting for the boobie picture.
Eric´s last blog ..Snow Please
By the way, I can’t believe you mentioned “SHE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED” in your song. Well, you are strapped for cash right? I am actually hoping for hate mails for your own good… Keeping my fingers crossed. XXOO
submom´s last blog ..Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
Freakin’ hysterical – and your voice is not nearly as death-inducing as mine! I think this is absolute genius at 3:00 a.m. (incidentally, I’m in Houston and it’s 10:50 am – thanks for leavin’ it up!)
Score!
Jeff´s last blog ..Should it stay or should it go now…
that was fucking amazing
sorryimleaving´s last blog ..U haz two handz…
I obviously need to watch more Glee.
So Not Mom-a-licious´s last blog ..I don’t do Duplicates in blue vinyl anymore.
What was almost as fucking awesome as your video was, after yours ended, I was given options of other videos to watch, so I ended up watching the “Leave Brittany alone” one. now I am totally satsified.
So Not Mom-a-licious´s last blog ..I don’t do Duplicates in blue vinyl anymore.
I tried to watch this the other day, but it wouldn’t let me. I came back hoping you hadn’t deleted it. So glad you didn’t; I had no idea that you were actually a great singer. Very impressive! (Also, my daughter and I love Glee too.)
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Girl! You’re f*cking awesome for captioning most of the video. This deaf gal loves you. If you don’t caption the entire video next time, I will stab you.
Okay… I bow down to you… you are not only hilarious, you can sing to? that’s just ridiculous!!!
don’t delete this video!! next time i am up in the middle of the night (as most fibromites are insomniacs) i want to come back to this video so i can smile and continue to aspire to be YOU! you just continue to amaze me…
thanks for continuing to be the best pain relief ever… i point all my tweeps over to your blog for laughter…
tamiko´s last blog ..screw fibromyalgia and celebrate the best things in life!! my family is AWESOME!!!
*Clap*clap*clap*. No, really. *CLAP*
Oooo… Great idea, Nikki! We could have a whole album of Bloggess parodies! I’d like to suggest one based on Jenny Says by Cowboy Mouth. Maybe it could be Jenny Blogs instead.
Jenny blogs about stuffed pig heads,
Jenny blogs boobie ‘shrooms
Jenny blogs Japanese sex dungeons…
OMG you just HAVE to leave this up! Anyone who sees it will fall in love with you, if they aren’t already that is. You are the cutest thing EVER!!!!!!
Sonya´s last blog ..A Crochet Christmas
That was SO great! You are a great singer too! Bitch gots it goin on!
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Absolutely fantastic.
You forgot to add “Thats right….Im fucking fabulous” at the end. Nicely done!
So FUCKING awesome!!!!!! I got goosebumps. No joke.
Juggle Jane´s last blog ..Favorite: Holiday Movie
I hate you. Scratch that. I absolutely love you and am terribly jealous of your beauty and talent. This was hilarious and entertaining. I love love love your voice and want to hear it some more. Why not take some lessons? Or just screw the lessons. You should make more songs and sell CD’s. I’d buy one! Please don’t be a one-hit wonder.
that was total and complete and utter perfection. please stay up late with insomnia every night? this is much better than television. fanfuckingtastic, jenny. you truly are the bloggess!
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Totally Awesome!!!
Kevin´s last blog ..Because You Really Wanted to Know
I watched this again just because it was a hard ass Friday. Please never delete this, I can’t afford therapy.
Wow…you have a great voice! Very funny!
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You are the bee’s knees and the cat’s meow.
Related links include the screaming “Leave Britney alone!” guy. You should feel proud of yourself for that.
Oh sweet Jesus, I might have to start watching Glee now.
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I think I just wet myself laughing.
Damn you.
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thanks for not deleting! it is awesome
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I love it!! I was so sad at work last night because they block YouTube. Today I got my James Garfield card AND I got to watch this wonderful video. Thank you, Jenny, for turning my day around. <3
Sara Bellum´s last blog ..I fail at blog.
I wish I could sing that good AT NOON.
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Bloggess the musical….oh. my. god. That would be heaven. Why aren’t you on Broadway?
am insomniac too and… am disturbed by your lack of Christmas cheer on this 2nd week of December, so I am submitting a blog for you which you may file under:
Think before you speak, Michael, cause you are about to get your mom all-kindza fucked-up
OR:
Songs that aren’t about transvestites
I get really upset in the part of the Jackson 5 version of I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus when Michael says he’s going to tell his dad. I just want to scream out: No Michael!!!!! Shut that still-cute-looking face of yours!!! (And by “want to” I mean “do”). Because. Michael? Joe Jackson is gonna beat the SHIT outta yo mom. Do NOT tell your dad that your mom is going to first base with Santa on Christmas Eve in his own living room! Do you even think before you do crazy shit like that? Do you not know what goes on in your own house? Anyway, then I remember that Santa in the story really is his dad so Joe will probably just have a laugh at how cute Michael is, pat him on the head and send him to bed with a glass of milk like the Grinch does with Cindy Loo Who. But, then again, this is Joe Jackson we are talking about and he probably DID steal many-a Jackson Christmases. And he no doubt has that creepy-as-fuck smile, too.
You have a wonderful voice! I’m so jealous. Funny, cute, and multi-talented. I hate you…. lol
Ok, Your hot and funny. Please marry me.
Jonny | thelifething.com´s last blog ..Your Chance To Read Possible The Worlds Longest Blog
Just when I got so bored of working on the computer that I actually contemplated getting of my fat ass and doing dishes!!! You’re a life saver and as adorable as all heck.
Fuckity fuck I can’t get it to load on my Powerbook. I feel left out. Did you remove the vid, or did I break the internets?
upset waitress´s last blog ..It’s Not Delivery, It’s “Deliverence”
Lol! Very pretty wig! You can sing, too! =) I love the special effect look. I haven’t been around in a while (colonoscopy) but this made me laugh when I came back!
Gabrielle Valentine´s last blog ..New Vlog: Paying Tribute to Colonoscopies, Rapping Like P. Diddy, and Praising Vegans.
That is so awesome. And I love that wig- or is that a new hairdo? I can’t tell with the effects Either way, it’s perfect for that song.
Katy´s last blog ..Milk is the Enemy
I just accidentally stumbled onto your blog, and now I am instantly hooked. Loved the video!!!!
More please.
I was in my car this afternoon and the Glee version of the song started playing and I kept singing the parts of your version that I could remember right along with the music!
NoE´s last blog ..Back to Blogging II
She can sing. By golly the woman can sing!! You rock Jenny! And that song was awesome.
Becky´s last blog ..Winter/cold/snow/bleh
I take Ambien to avoid these kind of episodes, but I don’t possess the singing talents you do.
The Mayor´s last blog ..Puppy Punked
Awesome awesomeness. Chronic insomniacs, untie!
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Hmmmm….I think “The Bloggess, The Musical” should be in the works.
Nice job Daisy Mae.
You would be much loved in one of London’s uber-tasteful West End Theater Shows. Ever considered the role of Lisa in Dirty Dancing The Musical?
Erika from The Pastry Chef At Home´s last blog ..Easy Lemon Mousse (aka The Transformation of Lemon Curd)
Wow, you got some chops.
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This would have been SO much better if it had not had to reload every 8 seconds. LOL. But honestly, you are awesome and you have a great voice!
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I think I fell in love with you:) That was awesome Jenny!
Lori (A Cowboy’s Wife)´s last blog ..Cowboy Christmas Tree
Jenny,
Your voice is beautiful! I hope you find other songs that you can make up new words to!
Also, frabjous day! My trackback made it through — usually I have to add “/trackback” when I put a URL in the trackback box, even for other WordPress blogs, but NOT adding it is what worked this time. So, since what works is random, when I post about you in the future I’ll try it both ways. I’m telling you here so more bloggers will post abou
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continued — the insertion icon on my laptop has a mind of its own:
about you and make your rise to fame and wealth even faster!
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That was all kinds of awesome! So many kinds, I cannot articulate. Hence, I can never write a blog song. On the other hand, you never want to hear me sing a blog song.
Kudos!
Dani´s last blog ..Crime Watch Wednesday: The One Where I Am the Victim. Or the Perp?
HOT DAMN!!!
That made me giggle and smile. Thanks for making a crappy day at work much better!
And damn you, I need to watch Glee again. Thank you Baby Jesus for Hulu!
You better keep this vlog on here, cause it’s FABULOUS!
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Brilliant!
Ty @ Mama of 3 Munchkins!´s last blog ..General Mills to Reduce Sugar in Cereals + Coupon
I think I just peed my pants.
Shan @ Last Shreds Of Sanity´s last blog ..Shan’s Week~End Wordles
You should TOTALLY start your own wig line!!
less singing…more…wigs…lol
love u boo! LoL
BlackBird´s last blog ..This is How My Brain Works…Can You Say A.D.D.?
K, first off you are totally cute, LOL! This is my first time coming here, shame on me! LOVE your song, very creative and funny
Totally keep that video, as you can see, many love it!!! Do another! I have insomnia too, but you don’t wanna hear me trying to sing belt out a tune 
That was freakin’ hilarious. Your voice is awesome. I am hoping to hear this in person at BlissDom or BlogHer. You can sing it from the bathroom!
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Great rendition. I think you need to start your own GLEE.
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Supreme Commander Bloggess, I salute you!
I see great success in your future, beyond your wildest expectations.
Your “tirade” was both clever and beautifully sung, and I wish I had your courage. You are a role model for us all, and I look forward to seeing you stake your claim as Houston’s newest chanteuse. (I always wanted to use that word….)
your loyal subject, the Chupacabra, aka ipodlesley
(ps – For some reason I couldn’t view the video a few days ago; I’m so glad I checked again today.)
LOVE IT! Awesome voice as well!
Kasey@All Things Mamma´s last blog ..We’re Off!
Great lyrics and you have a beautiful post!
Kasandria
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That is absolutely hilarious!!!! I loved it!!!!! Lyrics were awesome too!
Brandy´s last blog ..Like A Rollercoaster
I’m pretty sure you will not be able to argue with me, because you see, I teach singing for a living. You have a great voice! I was seriously impressed!
laanba´s last blog ..Waiting for Monday night
O to the M to the G. I finally watched this (and it’s good I didn’t sooner because I just watched GLEE last night) and oh man, this is: Awesome!!
And you have a lovely voice. Nice work.
la_florecita´s last blog ..I think I’ve forgotten how to blog.
I’m confused. Monkeys weren’t mentioned…
Amy´s last blog ..Why I Drink Beer
Wait? Where was Grover Cleveland?
No matter…I’ve still fallen deeply in love with you anyway.
Kristine´s last blog ..Christmas came early! aka My review of EcoMaids of Philadelphia
I should have watched this days ago. True cure for depression. Especially the line about Heather Armstrong which made me LOL. And the macks who think you have a penis.
(But seriously? I’m really glad I’m not the only one addicted to GLEE!)
Lynn @ human, being´s last blog ..Word.
I’m a little late to the party, but after watching the video (finally) I have 3 words…I heart you!
AmazingGreis´s last blog ..From my family to yours…
I really didn’t think it was possible to love you more, but I do. I really, really do.
sam {temptingmama}´s last blog ..Becoming a woman
Ya know how there is a thin line between love and hate?
Well, there’s also a thin line between genius and insanity.
I think this is perfectly straddling that line.
WildlyBland´s last blog ..Because Nothing Says I’m All Business Like a Hello Kitty Business Card Holder…
Bloggess, you rock!
Love, Crazy Aussie insomniac/drunk.
P.S. I’m kind of afraid of you and secretly in love with you. I mean you could potentially take over the world and be the head of the future One World Order. Or if not, you’ll at least be totally famous in Australia.
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EPIC! Gosh, this made my day. Love it SO much. I watch too much Glee too. Love your blog. I’ll be stalking you.
LMAO that was funny. A little annoying, but funny!