Until like an hour ago I thought it was Saturday. True story. But apparently it’s actually Sunday so that means it’s time for my weekly installment of shit-I-was-doing-when-I-wasn’t-here.
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Pretty sure he was something else too. Titanic, I think.
This week on Ask the Bloggess:
- Jesus wants you to get drunk.
- “Is my penis haunted?” I just want to reiterate that I do not make up these questions.
This week on my sex column (which is satirical but probably not entirely safe for work this week):
This week on the internets:
- Not that much. Except for that almost-taking-over-the-government stuff.
This week on Good Mom/Bad Mom on the Houston Chronicle:
This week on shit-I-didn’t-come-up-with-but-wish-I-did-because-it’s-kind-of-awesome:
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Jacob.
juliejulie´s last blog ..Karaoke with The Mannequin
Totally lobbying you for an official position in your administration. I could be, like, the Secretary of Guitar Hero or some shit like that.
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The hair on your forehead is making me itchy.
And by your readers, you mean the Hef sent you that platinum bedazzled dildo on an embroidered menage a trois pillow bed. Does he ever wear flannel pjs?
Erika from The Pastry Chef At Home´s last blog ..Food Shopping on Etsy: The Cute, the Yum, and The Wacky
That sculpture is weird, but it’s no match for Santa Claus, a sculpture by one Paul McCarthy, which stands proudly in the city of Rotterdam in the Netherlands.
The link below might explain what I mean, and why the locals call it “Gnome Buttplug”.
http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bestand:Rotterdam_kunstwerk_Santa_Claus.jpg
The jailbait factor of that picture doesn’t make this post creepy at all…
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Too funny! Love the crazy things people mail you. Sad thing is, I have one of those “turn your junk into chocolate” molds! Yes… it’s true! What more could a woman want than a chocolate penis that ejaculates cash! http://www.middleagedwomanblogging.com/2009/02/no-woman-will-ever-be-truly-satisfied.html
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Jenny, that is the worst wig, EVER. You should return it.
Theresa Milstein´s last blog ..Not Just Yet
I’m afraid to say that my best friend and I have those conversations at least once a week. I mean, not about Jennifer and Brad Pitt, because that’s so yesterday – but about really IMPORTANT things…. like Tiger Woods, Paris Hilton and who is going to be on the next Survivor.
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Is it bad that I read the haunted penis question as why is YOUR penis haunted and then I had to remind myself that I’m pretty sure you don’t have a penis.
On an unrelated note, I think my vibrator is haunted. I fell asleep last night (with no vibrator) and woke up with one buzzing under my pillow. Unless I did it myself in my sleep, in which case, carry on.
Veronica´s last blog ..It’s hard sometimes.
I just want to thank you for referencing Shark Boy and Lava Girl. For months this was my daughter’s favorite movie and she went around insisting we call her Lava Girl and no one had the slightest idea what I was talking about. But see? here is the proof people – it s real movie, not just a shared delusion between me and The Bloggess. Although that would be cool
I have met a penis that was haunted.
Haunted by regret.
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Shark Boy is cute. Has he made a movies recently?
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I thought my penis was haunted once.
Turns out it was just Old Man Jenkins with a tape recorder and projector.
Thanks, Scooby!
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What are you going to do with Hailey’s tooth? I frame my kids’ teeth and hang them up in the hallway. (Kiddling. Kind of.)
Lynn from For Love or Funny´s last blog ..I look better covered in snow.
The pic of the weird statue is from a guy’s “massage” site – but it states he’s seeking male clientele only and the pics are all junk shots of statues. Not very subtle, but definitely amusing.
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OMG. I didn’t realize the hot IT BOY is the kid from Shark Boy and Lava Girl. And yes I actually did see the movie. I have the excuse of having to entertain my boy at that time when it first came out. Your daughter is not old enough. What is YOUR excuse?!
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holy fucking shit!
finally, im NOT the only one that knows him from shark boy & lava girl.
ugh.
my BFF drools over him & i cant get past the fact that hes like 8 in the movie my kids watch all the time.
thank you.
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He lives in our town
. You should come visit and totally stalk him 
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