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Don’t you mean “too” long to add you?
can i be your friend too? i suffer from technological retardation, and therefore cannot find how to subscribe etc. it really is a painful condition. but, your blogging amuses me and is a great help in avoiding the big pile of uni work that as we speak is staring accusingly at me.
Demanding bastard.
trista
I found your blog about 4 months ago. I’m too embarrassed to tell you what I googled when it showed up, but it was a happy accident. Since then, I have read everything that you have posted. I enjoy reading your posts aloud to my fiance (who is pretty sure we’re both crazy). Our medications are very similar, also, I too enjoy drinking and inappropriate behavior. Thank you for the laughter, you’re incredible.
P.S. How’s Nancy K?
Hey, Jenny,
Please please please add me to your blogroll! I don’t want to yell at you, so I won’t. But if you want, I’ll send you another picture of my rack.
Smooches to you, bloggie sistah.
Hey Jenny, sorry about the Vue. My Pontiac just found out that GM had dumped it and fried it’s passenger side electrics in retaliation.
Can I be on your blogroll? Pleeeeeeeeze?
What do we have to do to be on the blogroll? Show you clown porn?
MomDot is a loyal stalker! Shower us with some linky love
trisha
Send me a list of Great Deeds I need to accomplish to be on your blog roll and I will gladly try to do most of them…within reason…I mean, I know how your mind works now after reading most of your blog and maybe this isn’t such a good idea but I am willing to chance it.
Love ya. Please think about adding my very newest blog to your blogroll.
Bic
PS: I just linked to your latest post. Hope you don’t mind.
I’m an avid reader of yours. You’re essentially my blogging hero. LOL. Would you mind adding me to your blogroll??
Wondering – I would like to have image or small badge for my site that links to yours. Like I said – huge fan and I think everyone should read your blog. Let me know if that is possible at all.
C’mon, Jennie. Please add me. I linked to you and everything. Check it out!
http://bicsplace.blogspot.com/2009/05/holocats.html
Love,
Bic
You hate me, don’t you? It’s okay, many do. If you put me on your blogroll, I’ll make you a sandwich. You can even pick the bread, because that’s the kind of guy I am.
Have to remember not to drink while I read your blog. I just end up wasting my drink as it going flying out my nose…. Chocolate is even worse, and it gets stuck and kind of chokes me. Aside from that, love your blog. Mine is more approved for the eating and drinking multi-tasking…. Hope you enjoy.
Can I hang on ur blog roll?
LOVE your blog – but I bet that’s what you hear from all the bloggers. But I mean it. I am adding you to my blogroll on my modest, relatively new little blog and would be so honored if you would visit when you get the chance and consider adding me to yours. It’s for women a little older than you, but we all get there one day. Good luck on the Nimitz!
you’re pretty. and i just read a bunch of archive posts from goodmom/badmom and you’re funny.
jesus loves you.
add me to your blogroll, wouldja?
you can’t tell, but i’m flashing you right now.
Guess what?
I have three blogs and if you would add just one of them, then I would have just one on your list and that would be better than what I have now, which is none. You’re on mine, btw, so it’s really only fair.
lsbeach.wordpress.com
lsbeach2.wordpress.com
lsbeach3.wordpress.com
Why 3? I have a lot to say but am anal about what goes where.
You are great!
i get a kick out of your blog. i hope i can spread a laugh or two myself…. ignore the most recent post, i think it is too soon for http://alcololics.blogspot.com/2009/06/no-disrespect-to-lucy-lius-family-but.html.
If you get the opportunity, pls add me to your blogroll.
Thanks and I love your blog!
I would be so honored to be considered for your blog roll. I have had you listed on my new, modest little blog, and I really think your readers will like it as mine do yours! Plus, I really think you could use a couple more blogs that start with the letter “U” in your list. Thanks so much for your consideration and the laughs and the beauty of your last post!
Okay, I *think* I added you all. Lemme know if you don’t see yourself. Also, I suck at the alphabet you may need to search around a bit.
Jennie,
Thanks a lot! I’ll work in another link to you in one of my posts. Soon.
Love,
Bic
Please add me too!! I love blogrolls…
I AM YELLING AT YOU TO ADD ME!!!! Also……I think I have had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome for the last 2-3 months and it has sucked a lot of my clever, but now I am taking diet pills & Claritin-D and that seems to be helping…..sometimes…..not right now, but just a minute ago I was REALLY funny……
I wish I had written something then……
Wow – I just came across your blog today… I know, where the heck have I been?!? Anyway, I’m glad I found The Bloggess! I would love to be included in you link love fest – Have a great holiday weekend!
Can I just tell you that I was laughing my ass off when I was reading your posts. I actually woke my husband up and he was all “what the hell are you laughing at, its 130 in the morning?” I started reading it to him and he informed me that he was surprised there was another female in existance that was as random as I was. Sidebar- I read your column about questions about pornstars and was rolling. I have a similar fixation on how hookers set their fee scale and what constitute a bad day at work for them. Let me know if you know the answer to this quandry. I am new to blogging, feel free to check mine out if you want, although it may be craptastic.
If only I were witty like yourself, but alas – mine is only a “normal” mommy blog… Ugh.
This is me begging to be added… thanks.
Good stuff. I am completely an instant fan and will add you as a link on my blog, if that’s cool. I may also need to steal you away from Victor and Barnaby Jones Pickles. Ok, Mr. Pickles may come.
oh.my.God. i would die if you added me cuz I lovvvvee you and hope you like Pajamas and Coffee if you get a chance to check it out!
xoxo
I would love to be on your blogroll. I recently started all over with a brand new site. Check it out and see if you like it.
Dear Bloggess—- I know you are busy, but I still do not see myself on your blog roll and that makes me sad…..Now I can’t get out of bed and have resorted to bringing the laptop to the bedroom. As you may guess Mr. DragonFly is not imporessed by this move.
Love,
DragonFly
Cynthia over at Napwarden told me she met you at the Blogher conference and that you were super nice. Thought I’d check you out, well not “check you out”, but you know what I mean! Great blog I’ll be back!!!
Adding me to your blog would make the universe align. With what, I don’t know, but it would totally align.
http://ParentingWithDuctTape.com
Thanks lady!
- Amy
I would love to be added to your blogroll. Thank ya!
Mom Spark
http://MomSpark.net
Mom Made That!
http://MomMadeThat.com
I knew it. Seldomly are my sandwiches turned down, and in this case, obviously the exact motivation you needed to add me. A promise is a promise. White or wheat? I also slice the tomatoes super thin and salt them for taste. They melt in your mouth. Just drop me a line about 17 hours before you get hungry and I’ll bring it to you.
Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many mummies in a blogroll before. *_*
Hi Bloggess,
I’m Lee with MySentimentExactLee. I’m a MomDot mom as well. I’d love if you checked out my blog and added me to the “roll”.
Lee
http://www.mysentimentexactlee.com
Your blog is perhaps the best blog in the universe. Seriously – if you can put that many smiles on peoples’ faces in one blog post just from writing about your life with your own style, with and fabulous and appropriate insertions of profanity, then you’ve actually done some pretty amazing stuff. Kudos – I love it. I might become obsessed with it. In advance, I apologize.
- Laura
Hello Her Royal Bloggess,
Does that sound like I’m kissing up? Because I am.
Anyway…check out my blog and see if I’m worthy of your blogroll.
You have some mad skills with the funny. Keep bringing it.
Thanks for the laughs.
Clare
http://foursillykids.blogspot.com
I swear I will NEVER block you on Twitter…Can you finally add me to your list???
(Janie, I get an error message when I go to your blog. Is it still active? ~ Jenny, bloggess)
Thanks for adding me on Twitter. Now [mischevious grin] how do I get http://StuffRichPeopleLove.com on your blogroll? Hmmm
Dear Bloggess the Extrodinare..
You are the funniest woman I have ever had the pleasure of reading. What a muse you are to young writers such as myself. I would greatly appreciate any consideration you give into adding me to your blogroll. * bows down and gravels at your feet* Please and thank you.
Ps. I am pretty sure I may quite possibly be your #1 fan. I made my boyfriend sit down and read you.
Pss. He thought you were hilarious. Then we got in a fight because he said..’ yeah, she is waaay funnier than you..’ and even though he is totally right he should have lied so I poured my coke down his crotch.
http://www.therantsofrian.blogspot.com
Please, please add me. So we can be like the girls in Single White Female.
Right, cuz stalking other bloggers is cool, yes?
No, really…..Why I am I STILL NOT on the blog roll?? This is really affecting me…..it is becoming harder & harder to get out of bed knowing that I am apparently not good enough to be on ‘The Blogess’ blog roll….
It’s not you. It’s me. Ever since my upgrade I haven’t been able to figure out how to edit pages. Getting Victor to help me now. I’m not really intelligent enough to have a blog.
UPDATED! I think I got you all. Yell at me if you don’t see yourself.
I would enjoy being added, if it’s not too large a pain in the ass now that you’re done.
sonotzen.com
Gracias.
I’d be most honored if you’d squeeze my ass in there somewhere. If not, I’ll still love you because you’re fantabulous. And because you can find canoes in hotel rooms. And because you know the story of the shorting out magic bullet that almost burnt the house down. And because our favorite rock band is “Road Noise.” But, mostly because you’re you.
it’s too early to YELL. How about a wave? My hubs is named Victor and I have a 4 year old, no really. It’s kind of scary! haha! Would love to join the list…. See you round SexIs (or Eden Cafe) !
I would be honored if you add me here. I’m a terrible commenter, but I’m a fantastic reader.
Hello lovely bloggess…Can you please add me to your blogroll?? http://www.gypsykitcheneast.blogspot.com
Thank you!!!!
Please, please, pretty pretty please? I would luuurv if you could add me to your blogroll! http://www.vakadesign.wordpress.com
Oooooohh OOH ME!!! Pick ME! I want to be on your blogroll! MEEEE!!!
AWESOME!! You Rock…..my other alter ego will be contacting you soon!!!
Can I subscribe to your blog by email? I’m not a blogger, so no blog site. I’d hate to miss your funny happenings.
maggie@mannwieler.com
i’m not even gonna ask. *pouts*
*crosses hands over chest*
*taps feet*
*rolls eyes in disgust at self*
please?
I don’t understand why I can’t add YOU to MY blogroll…I guess I could…but how? I’m certain this is a user error (not a 21 Jumpstreet sort of user error – for the love – I mean, I’m the user and I can’t figure out how to do it – because I’m using the software…oh fugget it!) but it’s frustrating nonetheless…nonetheless is a word. Swear.
TOOTLES!
OH – and would love to be on YOUR blogroll, too…maybe you can figure out how…even if I can’t…DAMN LET’S NOT START THIS DEBATE AGAIN! I swear I’m sane…I think.
Hi, America’s Test Kitchen rates your blog as the best pressure cooker in the 100 to 150 dollar price range. Maybe you can come out with you own line of cookware, like Paula Deen? Oh … can I be on your blogroll?
Oh…so had to creat new blog b/c other blog is monitored by family members & conservatives & such…..I love them & all…..but my writing goes in different directions sometimes…..so add my alter alter ego…ha ha!!!
I’d love to be on your blogroll. My hobbies include singing barbershop, eating an obscene amount of food, and creating a human being inside of my uterus. I try and be funny on my blog, and sometimes it happens but mostly not. Seriously though, add me to your blogroll.
I’m just getting started as a blogger and I have to say that your site is a comfort to me. Odd huh? I’m sure the last thing you need is someone begging for a plug on your site. I just want to say that I love it here! And you are one of the funniest writers I’ve come across. The bit on the vampire dildo was disturbing yet awesome. I too have found that you can;t make this stuff up. The steady line of freaks is too hard to compete with. Keep up the great work and I’m glad I found you.
Hey Bloggess,
Can you kinda add me and my blog (brandnewmonkey.com) to your magical blogroll? Like, please and stuff? I can give good reasons to add me -
1. I ain’t a douche canoe.
2. I like snowcones.
3. I just added you as a link on my Blogroll (actually, you’re presently my only link on there – how SWEET is
THAT??)
4. I can turn my ass invisible.
5. I just got paid.
6. So I could give you a dollar. Sorta.
7. I am, like, um. A big-ass fan of yours!
8. And I write real good sometimes!
9. And I just dis-covered exclamation points! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you.
Monkey Kurt
So. I’m just going to comment here, like I do on 3 out of 5 of your posts, and hope you love me enough to add me to this. Though right now, I know you’re going through a rough patch and I hope you start to feel better soon. You’re an inspiration, Ms. Jenny. You make me laugh when things are hard here at home, and for that I couldn’t be more thankful. Reading all your crazy things really cheers me up, in which case brightens up my whole house.
<3
Yo Pimp!!
Now im not sure if you have to actually KNOW me to add me to ur blogroll, but id like it!
Should i shower u and ur site with compliments?? or try and be funny?? Hmmm truth is i dont really like strangers but i LOVEEEEE ur site…no like seriously, i check it on my bberry!
dont tell anyone that tho, cuz its not something im proud of, no offense…its just that i work all the time and in order to get promoted i should like ALWAYS be working and instead im like taking breaks to run to the bathroom and read ur blog without being interrupted…since my boss feels like barging in on me is ok since im his subordinate…whatever he has a big beautiful cock so i tolerate his bullshit…oh ok well thats more than u needed to know im sure…wouldja mind adding me?
ciao (waves bye like an excited 3 year old)
BB
I’m a little unsure of what I should write here. Uhm, “damn you have a long blogroll” and because everyone else is doing it, “Please add me to your blogroll.”
What happens now?
I found your site today through some crazy blonde girls blog, something about Hyperbole and a half or something like that. Yeah, that’s about it. Oh, I should totally go through your entire roll, I need me some more reading materials.
Yes, I’m shouting at you: “You’re taking far too long to add me!”
Aaaah. I feel better now. Probably blown my chances of getting my blog added to your roll but I do feel better. I think. A little.
OK. Now I’m feeling slightly worse. Not reach for the sharpest knife in the kitchen worse. But worse.
I’ll start again. Please, Jenny, add me to your blogroll. Thank you. I’ll love you forever. Damn, I’ve gone too far again. Shut up, Fred! OK. One last thing (because there always is a last thing): Thank you very muchly for voting for my blog post in that Foozi football blogging thingy. I want the Waterloo township school kids to play with that cool soccer game. In fact, I SEE them playing it and laughing … and not being able to wait to get to school to play it. That’s how I see it. And I thank you from the bottom of my heart for doing your bit to possibly make that happen.
That’s all. Love, Fred
Funniest sh*t I have read in a very long time. Please add me!
Just wanted to say that I’m a big fan of your writing. I really like how you let the crazy out without regard for being sued or encouraging your stalkers. I’ve tried to let the crazy out a little bit more on my blog, in your honor. But I just end up writing exactly like you do, which is both annoying and a little creepy. I’ve never written about my penis though even through you enjoy discussing vaginas so much. Not that I have anything against penis’ or vaginas, I’m a completely normal vagina and penis affirming kind of guy.I haven’t added you to my blogroll because my site is crazy but in a healthy way, so I don’t think our two sites would play nice. Anyway – keep up the good work and pop another pill, you deserve it.
Ps. Vagina.
Help, I just spent $90 on a website that no one is visiting even though it is awesome. Or at least I think so. Can I get added to the blog roll?
Here is what we are all about.
Have you ever been walking down the street and spotted a full blown disaster on the move? And by disaster, I mean someone who thought plaid pants and a rainbow tie dye sweatshirt makes an outfit. Or an obvious size sixteen wearing a size two miniskirt and bikini top casually waiting for the bus. Have you ever wanted to snap a photo and send to 47 of your closest friends when you find someone so ridiculous that words can’t describe and photographic evidence is required? Us too!
Avid people watchers, Kaitlin and Alyson decided to bring these atrocities to you, one street disaster at a time. Enjoy our photos, send to your friends, and submit your own. Email info@streetdisasters.com to submit your own disaster.
Sheesh Jenny, did you just approve a spam comment – the street disaster thingee? Though I wouldn’t be too surprised if it was like totally endorsed by you.
I was gonna be all “Hey, wanna do a link swap?” But firstly, I don’t know that there’s like, ANY people left in the blogging world that DON’T know about you and secondly? I’ve already added you to my blog roll. Like, aaaages ago. So, I guess the question should be “Hey, wanna put me on your blog roll? (Because my sites kind of awesome. Not that I’ve got a big head/am the kind of lady to so blatently self-promote or anything…)”
You’re like the strong, intelligent women I outwardly dislike but secretly want to take to bed. Now can you please add me to your blogroll?
Ok I’m totally green with envy, this blog is just great, I love it, I have just wasted a good hour laughing at your dead pan humor, or maybe your for real, then thats a worry, anyway I love it. Keep it up.
Can I be your friend please? Plus you’re my new super hero, and I swear I tweeted about that months ago. And you give new reasons to buy incontinence pads too. You would if I suffered from lack of bladder control WHICH I DON’T.
Too much information? Sorry.
Ok I think we were separated at birth. You talk like I think! So make yourself a Facebook link cause I am not getting on that Twitter.
Hil Flippin Larious.
Puh-lease add me to your blogroll!
I have been following you on Twitter for a while … in stalker-like fashion … but just made it to your site with a plate full of curry and a beer in front of me. Awesome stuff! The site … well the curry and beer is awesome too, but in a whole different way.
I actually have 3 blogs, because I have multiple personalities.
http://bellydancervictoria.wordpress.com (my bellydancing personality)
http://myladyjustice.wordpress.com (my wannabe law student personality)
http://becomingamerican.wordpress.com (the rest of me)
Puhlease add me to your blogroll….
Okay, I think I’m finally caught up.
Dude.
You rock!
it’s a Fat Girl Friday Night and I am reading thebloggess.com and wondering why I don’t have a tiny fridge containing a block of cheddar cheese in place of my nightstand.
you probably can’t make that dream come true, but being on your blogroll would be cool, too. finding some gems here.
xo,
TCG
What a girl gotta do to be added to the blogroll YO!!!???!!??l
Love ya!
XOXO
Please check out my blog and consider adding it to your list.
Jenny? you are my hero. i spend countless hours reading your posts to my husband. i know he loves me for it. thank you for sharing your awesome life with the world. there needs to be more people like you!!
seanandchloe.blogspot.com
If at all possible, I’d love to be added to your Blogroll.
C: You know, whenever you get the chance.
just when you get caught up, here come some more! i would love it if you would add me to your blog roll. sometimes i’m funny. sometimes i’m offensive. sometimes i’m just downright moody. and then rays of sunshine inspiration come out of my ass from somewhere. it’s fantastic.
http://kallaydoscope.info
kallay
Long time listener, first time caller – can I join the ranks of your fantastic blog roll of DOOM? I’ll owe you a margarita…
Pick me! Pick me! I love your posts, I find myself frequently rolling on the floor while I read them. Most of the time I’m not even drunk. I would love to be added your list of awesomeness. Fair warning though, my blog can get kinda graphic. Although, I don’t think this should come as a surprise to anyone on here.
Thanks and keep up the good work, laughter is the only exercise I get.
Please add me to your list…
I’ve found so many other brilliant artists and comedians through your blog roll!
Thank you thank you thank you!
kieramel.livejournal.com
ooooh, oooh, me, me! (can you hear me above the rest?)
shit, i got so excited i misspelled my own name. did i blow it?
I would ask you to add me to the blogroll, but I am generally lazy about posting, and people get pissed and then stop following me anyway. If you want, though, you can add this under my name- this is the web link I use whenever some douche-bag pollster asks for my favorite web site.
http://www.livenudecats.com/
I bet if I ever get into politics, that shit is going to come up.
Don’t add me to your blogroll, just read my blog. Yes, this is the way I get readers. Begging. Publicly. http://www.spendwiselytexas.com
I’d love to be added too. On my first page, I have you listed as one of my favorite blogs with a link to your blog (Which doesn’t match the agent/editor writing advice blogs and site).
I don’t know if you want to use my blog address or write “Substitute Teacher’s Saga” and have it link. Thanks!
Would I be right to assume it would be a big chore to add my blog?
Or does that just make me an asshole?
Yeah, I know, it’s probably both.
Anyhoo…
I wanna be part of the group. pout.
Would you add me to your blogroll? Because I got myself a blog specifically for this reason. Now people can listen to me ramble about insomnia and painting people’s dogs. It’s a real blast.
In the words of the illustrious Steve Martin in The Jerk, “Things are going to start happening to me now!”
I’ve hurt my brain trying to think of something clever.
Rest assured that I thought of something clever immediately after submitting this comment.
Oh well. Add me please?
and me! and me! though actually, you don’t have to add me if you could just GO to my blog one time my heart would probably explode. dead.
would love to be a part of your blog roll
I think I need your humor in my life!
Hey, LOVE YOU, still think you are the most hilarious writer out there, and so I hate to ask for a favor but would you mind updating your link to my site? It’s now simply BabyShrink.com. I’m still doing what I do, which is offering parenting advice to families with young children, which is why we NEED you to offer some hilarity when we’re dealing with these little unpredictable creatures called YOUNG CHILDREN! Thanks again and hope you feel better. Much aloha!!
Hmm, if I just left my blog here… maybe… Also, I want to be your friend. And I might know people who might know Sarah Silverman. I’m like 6 people away from her, tops. Just saying. Also, I can buy the brisket.
Updated! Yeehaw.
Thank you my pretty pretty princess.
Is that weird? I feel like thats weird.
I hope it was weird.
Thats what I was going for.
Oop, the name of my blog is “KieferFeed,” not my name. But thanks! You’re super awesome. I would say I love you, but I know that’s James Garfield’s job, not mine.
Jenny, THANK YOU, and again — you rock. Please let me know if you or anyone you know needs any help with baby advice — I still happily answer all reader questions. Hope one day to come see you speak in person; Guy Kawasaki thinks you’re hilarious, and that’s some mad props! Much aloha and Happy New Year!
I guess I’ll join the soup line…seems like a decent enough place to start. Would love a piping hot bowl of soup in the form of a link on your blogroll.
Now what do I say. I reckon I could start rambling about how great this blog is or how funny you are or how that pic of you in hair curlers is priceless or how you’ve taught me that 4-letter words make you feel just as good typing them as they do saying them.
But I’m not going to do any of that. I’ll just pray to the blogging gods high atop MOUNT A-LINK-ON-THIS-BLOG-WOULD-BE-SO-AWESOME and wait for a sign.
http://www.inconsequentiallogic.com
Do cool cooties rub off? No shot for me:)
Hi-layer-E-us blog!
If I have to complement you to get on your blogroll, I will! Just let me know how much sucking up I have to do and I’m there! Thanks!
Hey! I just came across your page literally two weeks ago. You have been very inspirational. My friend and I just started blogging today. It has been something that we have been talking about doing and now its a reality. It’s kind of scary, it feels like dead air. Any suggestions to soothe this feeling?
Thanks!
Jessica
Top 5 reason why you should add us to your blogroll.
1) We post pictures of our cleavage. A LOT.
2) Said cleavage almost always have glitter on them.
3) We wore purple lame leggings and crimped our hair for a Def Leopard concert. It was in 2009.
4) Because we will hunt you down and tattoo our names on your forehead if you don’t.
5) Did I mention the cleavage?
6) So you can tell everyone you know us before we got famous.
Oh, and we suck at math too.
I am very happy you found my post last night, Jenny! Thank for your comment! I have been reading your blog since the miracle boobie incident….that was epic. I would consider it an honor if YOU would consider to add us to your blogroll. How can you go wrong with a name like “Hookers and Booze”???
LOL. just posting for the sake of posting. and peanuts.
I should be added to your blogroll because I TOTALLY get the whole James Garfield obsession. Oh, and I’m allowed to invent words ’cause I’m a teacher – how handy would THAT be in the blogging world?
Good Afternoon, I wanted to share with you my blog address to add to your site. Please do not email me you PayPal account info. O.K. fine, send it, but know my payment will likely be declined. Thanks for your time.
Yes. This is another lame request to be added to your blog roll. That being said, I have a vagina, great command of the F word and post a lot of pictures of boobs. I like to say Suck It and tell people to ‘Suck my dick’ even though I don’t have one. If this weren’t enough insentive, I am starting a gay pets club. Be jealous.
Hi Bloggess……thanks for adding NinjaDragonFly but that NinjaDragonFly was tied w/ an old blog & has been terminated (I like saying terminated better than deleted)….
Anyway, there is a new baby blog emerbging that is THE REAL DEAL NinjaDragonFly blog……so if you could replace old one http://originalninjadragonfly.blogspot.com/
with new one….that would be GREAT…..
I don’t think I have anything clever to add @ the moment….trying to catch my snap right now…..
CHEERS, lady—- LOVE Ya!!
Incognito suburban mom living a double life finally decided to tell the tale. Names have been changed to protect the innocent. http://www.shhhsecretlives.wordpress.com Don’t really know what the hell I am doing (in terms of the blog part) but love yours. Just came across it today and actually laughed out loud for the first time in a week. priceless.
Helllloooo! I would love to be on your blogroll! And would be happy to link you back! Love your site! http://artlibs.blogspot.com
Thanks!
Dear Bloggess: I am inspired, moved, and sometimes even a little turned on by your wit. I believe satire and snark are a true art, and you are Picasso. And have I mentioned how lovely you are? Oh, and your blog smells like the freshest roses…
Hopefully I’ve buttered you up enough to at least cruise over to Busted Plumbing and consider putting me on your fabulous blog’s blogroll. It’s a humor blog, mostly about the bitch that is infertility. If I only get one chance to make you laugh, I think I’ll go with… hmmm… this one: http://www.bustedplumbing.com/2009/11/clomid-induced-rage-defense-coming-to.html
Already link to you on Busted, and thanks for be fabulous! Kate
I got over my blog-fear and finally started my own. Upcoming topics include why old men with carrier bags move me to tears and why I hate comedian portraits. Ok, so I’ll never get away with this. Can I be added to your blog roll please to give me a fighting chance, please?…
I adore your blog. It completes me. Could I please gain a spot on your blogroll? If I ever think about having children I’ll consider naming one of them after you… even if it’s a boy. There are boys named Kelly. There can be boys named Jenny. We’ll start a trend.
Hi Bloggess,
Couple of my female readers found your blog and love the spunk! Secretly, I enjoy it myself despite the large amounts of pink. In any event, you should definitely add us to your blogroll and we will definitely put you up on ours.
Isaac.
http://www.stuff-about.com
Okay Bloggess I’m sorry. I really am sorry about that whole thing with the Dry Cleaner who had that one eye looking at you the other looking for you thing. C’mon Bloggesse for old times sake please just pay the ransom.
http://justthoughtyoumightbeinterested.blogspot.com/