I was on CNN today for some reason to talk about politics and parenting (which is sort of weird since I’m more of a bizarre humorist at best) but I still managed to mention the zombie apocalypse, the possible robot revolution, and the threat of the internet becoming self-aware.
Here’s the clip:
PS. If you’re new here and want to leave angry comments about me you can, but keep in mind that you’re choosing to fight with a woman who has no real political convictions and has a full zombie apocalypse platform, so basically you’re wasting both of our time and should probably go focus on yelling about something less ridiculous than me.
PPS. Thank you, CNN. I appreciate your good humor. And your not suing me.
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PS. Is this the most professional, least profanity-laden post I’ve ever written? Shit yeah it is.
Really, internet? That is both terrifically insulting and also just plain wrong.
You spell my name with two G’s.
Updated: It occurs to me that many of you are new and might not understand why people would even be searching for that. No worries. There’s a simple, rational answer to all of this, really. It’s because I used to be on meth. The good kind.
UPDATED X 2: I just noticed that this month there’s been a fairly significant decrease in people googling “douche bag” and then being pointed to my blog.
The Well-Read Wife: Twisted and Awkward. In a good way. Sometimes she's a sad panda. Also, there are book reviews.
The Sunday Bottles: Drinking our way to the bottom of things. (Wine,
improvised cooking, and Sunday night family dinner. What could possibly go wrong?)
Mama Bird Diaries: Completely overwhelmed by four kids. And the gold minivan is just embarrassing.
Artisan socks: Awesome socks for Mother's Day. Disgusting contest through May 15th!
Blogmosis: The guy who said "What if I do the opposite of what gym-freak protein shakers do?", ate real food, sat on his butt for a month and lost 20 lbs. Yes, seriously. You're welcome.
