Victor: I was just thinking…if Frankenstein got bit by a dracula and a zombie he’d pretty much be an unstoppable killing machine.
Me: Huh. Draco…zombistein?
Victor: No, no. Zofrankendrac.
Me: Sounds like an antidepressant I was on once.
Victor: Zofrankendrac may cause fear of fire.
Me: Zofrankendrac will not protect you from stakes to the heart. Some users may experience extreme sensitivity to sunlight.
Victor: If you have an erection that lasts longer than four hours contact your mad scientist immediately.
Me: Sometimes it amazes me that we’re someone’s parents.