This is a terrible video blog about my trip to get eaten by giant squid with famous people next week. Also, a lot of this information might be totally wrong because I’m kind of high right now bad with details. Also I’m not this blue in person but I am totally this annoying.
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PS. Victor says that distracting you with animal tails and mouse skull necklaces will not make me color-coding our books any less neurotic but I think he’s wrong, and also I pointed out that by showing you the beaver tail in a bottle you were all distracted from how fat I look. Then Victor made me go take my medication.
Please someone tell me I don’t look fat.
PS. I had to reshoot this twice because my boob fell out. True story. If I could figure out how to edit that out I would release that version because it was way better and I’d put a DVD commentary over it telling you what I was really thinking about while I was filming.
PPS. I was thinking about cheese.
Comment of the day: Ohmygod you sound like kelly from the office. Like if they did one of those digital voice comparison things like they do in spy movies, yours would like up 100 percent. ~Janet