Like Oprah, but for poor people.

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I’m not sure if she still does it, but Oprah used to do a thing where she picked all of her favorite things for the year and then did a show about them.  I was thinking of doing the same thing, except instead of things that millionaires love, it would just be things that make me happy that I spent an extra few dollars on.  Mostly because every time I use these things I think “Holy shit, I’m so glad I have this and I wish I could give this stuff to everyone in the world.”  I can’t though, but what I can do is tell you the stuff that I’ve been happiest about finding and you can do the same thing in the comments and then we can all find awesome cheap or free stuff that we love.  Also, this post isn’t funny.  Sorry if you were coming here for that.  But to make it up to you I’m giving away a gift certificate with enough on it to buy pretty much everything I’m going to talk about.  (As long as you live in America.  If you live somewhere that doesn’t have Amazon I’ll just paypal you the amount.)  Also, I’ve been given absolutely no compensation to write this and the people and products I’m writing about have no idea I’m doing this and some might actually be sad for having been linked back to such an irreverent band of misfits, but they can just suck it because I love them anyway.  The bastards.

So, things I love that are worth spending money on or that are totally free anyway:

Allie Brosh.  Her blog is fantastic and free and she has a book coming out in a few months which is wonderific.  She sent me a copy and I literally shot juice out of the hole in my stomach from laughing so hard.  I also told her she could use that as a blurb.  Because I’m a giver. 

J. R. Watkins Coconut Sugar and Shea Body Scrub.  I have super dry skin and this exfoliates with sugar and then the shea butter stays on your skin.  It’s the only thing that doesn’t disappear immediately on me.  (You can usually get it way cheaper at Target.)

A bath sheet.  It’s like a towel, but bigger, and when I dry off I feel like I’m at a fancy hotel drying off using the duvet (until laundry day when my two bath sheets are in the wash and I have to use a beach towel.)  I’ll know that I’ve finally “made it” when I can afford a whole set.

Neuro Sleep.  I have no idea what’s really in it but it makes me sleep better than rum, and that’s saying a lot.  I have one every few nights and my insomnia has gotten slightly less horrific.

TARDIS Beach Towel.  I know.  Two towels in one list?  Who needs that many towels?  Me and Douglas Adams.  That’s who.  (You can sometimes get this cheaper on ThinkGeek.)  The awesome things about this is that when you’re at the pool you can tell all the cool, slightly nerdy people who will be fun to sit by because they all go “OHMYGOD, I WANT THAT.”  The other people look at you like you’re a total dork.  It’s okay to pee in the pool if you’re standing near those people.

Little Snowie Shaved Ice Machine.  It’s pricey at a little over $200 but we’ve used ours almost every day for years and years.  We don’t buy the syrup because it’s expensive but we eat them plain, or with fruit juice, or with booze drizzled over the top.  My favorite is Amaretto and Chamboard when we’re flush, or Strawberry Hill when money is tight.  Also, when it’s really hot you can make a laundry basket full of shaved ice, put on your bathing suit, and have snowball fights in the yard.  Our neighbors hate us.

Neil Gaiman.  I’m a voracious reader and could probably write a million paragraphs on all the books you should read, but I’m most grateful for the day (a million years ago) I went into the comic shop and was disappointed to find the latest issue of Strangers in Paradise hadn’t arrived yet.  The guy behind the counter looked at me as if to size up my worthiness and after a few seconds came out to introduce me to Neil Gaiman’s Sandman.  He had me start on book 4 (Season of Mists) and I devoured it and reread it 20 times until I could save up enough to start from the beginning and collect them all.  Sandman is my Catcher in the Rye and it saved me from a dark place by showing me I wasn’t alone.  I owe that guy behind the comic counter more than he’ll ever know.

The Suicide Hotline.  I realize this is a weird one, but I struggle with mental illness and one day I had urges that I was really afraid of.  My shrink wasn’t answering and I was afraid I was really going to hurt myself.  The girl on the other end of the line listened and gave me actual pointers on how to avoid the self-harms issues I was struggling with. I still use those coping mechanisms she gave me.  It saved me from myself, and it was free.

Jenny Lewis in all her incarnations. People are rediscovering her now and that’s awesome.  My ideal party would be me, her, Amanda Palmer, Regina Spektor and Miranda Lambert all in my bathroom with a karaoke machine and a bartender and some illegal fireworks.   Rabbit Fur Coat is one of those CD’s I buy over and over because I always lend it out to people when they’re struggling.  This song as well is rather healing for me.

Stephen Parolini ~ His blog is Counting on Rain and he’s one of my favorite writers ever.  He writes amazing, dark, beautiful short stories for free.  He doesn’t post often, but when he does it’s always something incredible.

Levar Burton explaining how not to get shot by the police.  Yeah.  This one isn’t a happy one, but I used this dozens of times this week to help people explain that just because you don’t see racism doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.  There were lots of other great commentaries out there this month, but there’s something about the guy who raised us on Reading Rainbow talking about his fear for his life that makes most people at least pause and think a bit about the world as it is, and as we want it to be.  And that’s a good thing.

Venture Bros.  So good.  Impossible not to like.  Gateway drug to Archer.

 Independent book stores ~ It’s ironic that I’m linking to Amazon here for everything, because Indie book stores are my kryptonite.  Not only do they have awesome, weird stuff that you won’t find in mainstream stores, but they also are amazing resources for readers who need suggestions.  You can sometimes make friends with your local book-monger and ask them to compile a reading list for you based on your likes.  Their books are sometimes a bit pricier, but it’s worth the extra few dollars and if it weren’t for Indie Book Sellers my book wouldn’t have nearly as loud of a voice.

What Should I Read Next.  You know when you read an amazing book and you wish you could find another similar to it but you can’t?  Well, now you can.  Type in the book you like and “What Should I Read Next” will give you a list of books similar to that one.

Doctor Who.  You either hate it, or it changes your whole life and you spend nights waiting for David Tennant to tell you that you’re the key to saving all the kittens in the universe.  It’s ridiculous and silly and requires an enormous willing-suspension-of-disbelief, but some of the most beautiful moments on TV come from Doctor Who.  You can watch it for free on Netflix.  Start with the 2005 reboot.  Watch through episode 10.  If you don’t like it you can at least say that you tried and now you can spend your free time looking for the soul that you seem to have lost.

 Microwave slippers.  I have arthritis so my feet hurt a lot.  I pop these in the microwave and slip them on in bed to sleep in when I’m having a super rough day.  I feel ancient just typing this but I can’t live without them during the winter.

Okay, your turn.  What have you discovered that you now can’t live without?  Just leave it in the comment section and at the end of the week I’ll pick one random person to get a $350 amazon gift card so you can buy everything on this list.  Except Neil Gaiman.  You can’t buy a person.  That’s illegal, you guys.

UPDATED:  Alright, it’s the end of the week and I usually just send an email to the person who wins or announce it on twitter, but when I read the comment selected by my random number generator I really felt I needed to share it.

From Dangerous Lilly:  I don’t think I have a shot at winning it, but if I did I wouldn’t keep the gift card. I’d give it to my best friend. Because she’s amazing, and life handed her a big bag of suck lately, so she’s always on the brink of poor but can’t do a thing about it til after her transplant and her kids drive her nuts half the time. So yeah. I’d like to give her something awesome but she won’t let me if it’s from my own pocket. I have things that make me happy, that I can’t live without, and most of them cost money so…. I’d rather share the love.

I seriously adore you people.  DangerousLilly, check your email.

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  1. A few years ago, I brought a Neo by Alphasmart–basically, it is a light weight keyboard with a really primitive word processor. It allows me to type up stories without be distracted by all the other stuff on my computer (including the internet), and then plug it in to transfer the file to my regular word processing program for clean-up. I get a lot more writing done with it that I do without it. And as a writer, that counts for a lot.

  2. Commentary tracks and special features on DVDs and Blu-Rays. I just LOVE to see how movies are made and wish I could be in the business. They just make the movies far more interesting to watch. Also IMDB.

  3. I’m excited that there are a bunch of things on this list that I already love, and even more excited to try some of the new ones! Thank you!

  4. Dark chocolate. It slowly melts, calming me with rich & smooth deliciousness. And it has anti-oxidants, so it’s good for me, right?! Love your blog, Jenny. Keep it up!

  6. Oh yeah, and besides Dr. Who, I can’t live without anything written by Thich Nhat Hanh.

    (Adding him to my reading list right now. ~ Jenny)

  7. Air conditioning. I use to hate it. Like really hate it. Since last summer, though, I hate not having it.

  8. My mortar and pestle. I bought one because I thought it would be fun and old-school, but once I got to grinding basil and garlic, I realized I would never go back to buying pesto. I’ve also ground herbs for a scented bath, sunflower seeds and oil to make sun-butter, and much, much more.

  9. Well, I love Allie Brosh. I was sad to hear about all her struggles and was so sad when she disappeared from the internet for a while. Excited to read her book. I’m also a new mom and can hardly live without my ergo baby carrier.

  10. Green Tea with ginseng and Honey Arizona iced tea in the 99 cent cans, Charles DeLint, and Gunnerkrigg Court (the webcomic) all help me get by.

  11. Audiobooks. I love a well written, well read audio book and an Audible subscription starts at around $15.00 a month. My all time favorites are the Disc World series by Terry Pratchett.

  12. My dryer bar. It sounds silly, but there were always dryer sheets EVERYWHERE. Not anymore. I love it.

    Foaming glass cleaner. Goodbye Windex!

    Google. How did people ever do anything new before the internet?!

    My neighbors/neighborhood. We’re so blessed.

  13. Not that this is a recent discovery, but I can’t live without the library. Free books & movies & a quiet place to escape from everything is my saving grace some days. I love your blog and appreciate your honesty and humor.

  14. Nalini Singh and both of her wonderful book series Psy-Changelings and Guild Hunters. SO much to read and ponder! Other than that, my prescription migraine med, which basically gave me my life back when it was invented because I *finally* had something effective to take.

  15. Blooper reels of basically everything. I love seeing people laughing and having fun.

    Also I’m with you on the sheet towel. It’s just amazing to be able to wrap myself up completely in a towel. Although they are a little heavy for the head turban…

  16. I can’t live without my crochet hooks. Lets face it, hookin ain’t easy. I can’t make Yoda baby hats, PacMan ghosts and 8-bit Super Mario blankets without them.

  17. The Walking Dead – I actually worry about those fictional characters.

    Fancy school supplies – it doesn’t matter the brand or the store. I just love back-to-school when I can get a matching notebook, folder, planner, pen, pencils and pencil case. (Yes, I was THAT GIRL in middle school.)

  18. Oh! And my Neti Pot. I never thought I’d even like using that thing, but I sing it’s praises. Saves me from many sinus headaches becoming full blown migraines.

  19. My brother’s camera. I know, it’s not technically mine, but I’ve used it exclusively for three years, as he never has the time to do so. It is my zen, my happy, my ‘where I go to shut up all the depression and stress and worry’. I literally never leave the house without that massive, heavy camera bag. It lets me see the world in a way so many don’t. There’s so much beauty out there.

  21. Fireworks Popcorn, especially the High Mountain midnight. I eat popcorn almost every day, so this is important.

    Reach Total Care dental floss. It’s springy and easy to use. Now I don’t hate flossing. Cannot say enough good about it.

    Tonic water. Because I quit drinking.

    The 360 Panorama photo app. 99 cents worth of joy and fun. Love it.

  22. I can’t live without Burt’s Bees Lip Shimmer in Watermelon. I love the color and it has a hint of mint that keeps my lips feeling cool. My other favorite thing is Ticonderoga Beginners pencils. They’re the big ones meant for little kids just learning how to write, but I like to use them to underline important passages in books I’m reading or making quick notes.

  23. Terry Pratchett books. I was in a really bad place and the wry, funny humor in the Discworld series gave me a nice place to go when it got dark. If it would help, I’d give my brain so he didn’t have Alzheimer’s anymore.

  24. I can’t live without my Kindle. I had an e-reader before the Kindles became available in Canada, and then my husband bought me one for Christmas last year. I friggin’ love the fact that I can get awesome books for free or for like $2. I got Neil Gaiman’s “The Graveyard Book” for, like, almost nothing! And then I was super sad when it was done. But not as sad as I was when I finished “The Ocean at the End of the Lane”. Wait. When did this become about Neil Gaiman? Anyway. I love that I get to buy books at 3am from the comfort of my bed. My husband loves that I won’t have to buy another bookshelf for awhile. I ? Kindle. (Screw you, KOBO! – the Canadian version of Kindle. And like all things Canadian, it’s more expensive than the American version and there’s never any cheap books. :p) Ps – I also have a large bath sheet and it’s glorious! Actually I have 2 and I refuse to share either one with my husband.

  25. The movie Pitch Perfect I’m way older than their target demographic but it’s proven a great distraction to my darker demons more than once. Also, I can quote it so my 14 year old niece thinks I’m awesome.

  26. Besides the obvious—your blog , sunshine, and vodka…And your book!

    Palmers skin therapy oil—absorbs fast and smells great and is cheap!
    Thierry Mugler Angel perfume—got me a man…
    Enid Collins vintage purses—so cute!
    A silk nightgown—luxury that makes me feel special and BREATHES!
    Benefit “They’re Real” mascara—best ever and I have tried them all
    My daughters art—not available to the world…yet…
    Caruso steam hair curlers—the inky thing that curls my hair
    Mary Kay Timewise—the whole line is amazing
    I guess I am really into grooming…

  27. Dr. Who, of course.
    And I am really enjoying “The Shambling Guide to New York City” by Mur Lafferty
    Oh… And ice cream. Because ICE CREAM!

  28. I’m been hooked on flax seed, anything with flax in it I want…weird I know. I also love shelfari, it’s like facebook for books, you’re able to post books you’ve read and books you want to read while interacting with other avid readers. Now thanks to you I’m digging “What should I read next?” , in addition to those microwaveable slippers … I need them !

  29. My public library. I LOVE to consume pop culture, but totally don’t have the budget to do so at the rate that makes me happiest. My library gets me books, DVDs, music CDs, magazines, and now ebooks and audiobooks that I can download. ALL FREE. Yay libraries!

  30. My orthotic flip flops, made by Orthaheels. Because my 42 year old feet think they are 75, but nobody has to know it. I wear them all the time.

  31. The internet. I know that sounds silly, but what I really mean are the friends I have made through my computer machines. There are people that I talk to EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. that I have never met in real life, and they know more about me and care more about how I really am than most of the people I am related to. I’ve never had a lot of friends in real life, for various reasons, but the people that I have met online make me realize how fantastic it can be to have people in your life who actually care about you.

  32. A tiny statue from an amazing Russian sculptor that I found on Etsy (http://www.etsy.com/shop/demiurgusdreams). It’s gorgeous, and I love it.

    Also, ice packs. I was in a serious car accident awhile ago that may-or-may-not have given me a hairline fracture in one of my cervical vertebrae. Ice packs are the only thing that keep me able to sit up straight some days.

  33. My kindle. I have the app synced to my phone and I really couldn’t go any length of time without reading.

    Apparently I learned how very early and never stopped.

  34. Taylor Hicks shows, blingie jewelry and phone cases, David Sedaris, “A Confederacy of Dunces”, Little Earth purses, Keen Sandals (the most comfortable shoe on the planet), Maple with bacon donuts, Cherry Berry Chillers, and flowers. Especially flowers.

  35. Kevin Smith’s movie “Dogma.” It’s irreverent and hilarious and heartfelt and is in my top three favorite movies of all time, and it’s my go-to when I’m having a miserable day. Also, Alan Rickman as the voice of God. When I got divorced my ex took all the Kevin Smith movies we had with him, and I didn’t even wait 24 hours after he was out of the house to re-stock.

  36. The New York Times Latest Stories app for my Kindle — one month for $1.99. I will never be bored waiting for anything again. When I lost my regular Kindle, I decided to upgrade to a Fire. Got it and discovered the NYT Latest Stories subscription is only available on the cheapo Kindle. For the Fire, you have to buy the whole thing for $19.99 a month. So I did the logical thing: Spent $43 to buy a new cheapo Kindle!

  37. Dr. Who and Skype. My husband is stationed overseas ands its a lifesaver.

  38. I agree with you on the bath sheets! Love them! Add to that a towel warmer (during winter, of course) after a long soak in a bubble bath… BLISS! as a mom of 2 1/2 year old twins, those quiet moments are a gift!

  40. Also, rollerblades. The day I get too old to rollerblade, I think I might as well just curl up and die.

  41. The weighted heating pad, that lies on my shoulders at work,so I don’t have to take as many pain pills. Amazing.. Err… Stupendous device! That and Moscato wine.

  42. I’m so happy to see microwave slippers on your list! I have the same ones because I have chronically cold feet and metal instead of bones in one of my ankles and these are a life saver. My partner refuses to look at me if I have them on. Its something about his grandma and the eucalyptus scent, but whatever they’re amazing and I don’t care.

  43. I love my Twisty Towel for my hair after washing it. I even take mine with me when I go on vacation or over night visits.
    I really like my one button push to open and close umbrella.

  44. This probably sounds obvious… y’know coming from me… but Goodwill. Thrift stores in general but mostly Goodwill. Every time I step in there and smell the funk of two-thousand other people’s discarded footware I get a big ol’ grin on my face. I collect vintage kid’s stuff like toys, those glasses with McDonalds characters on them, comic books, and just about anything else I can remember from my childhood. I also spend HOURS poring over the book section. It’s where I found David Wong’s “John Dies at the End” and “This Book is Full of Spiders” for 1.99 apiece. I did NOT find “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened” because let’s face it no one’s giving that shit away for free. No one’s going to let someone pry that book from their cold, dead hands. Goodwill is this cheap, second-hand paradise that I go to about once every two weeks and I comb through it like I’m a CSI person, looking for semen. Never mind that if I were actually looking for semen and had the tools to do so… I probably would find some. I look for old action figures and Little Golden Books, and happy meal toys.

    I use it ALL the time.

  46. It turns out that I can’t live without heated seats in my car. I never in a million years would have predicted that because, Texas, and also it’s ridiculous. I took them under protest when I replaced my 12 year old car. Who knew that heated seats in a car were the cure for an achy back?

  47. My dogs. I know that’s sort of a given, but words really cannot express how much they mean to me. I’ve had dogs my whole life, and will continue having dogs, but the two I have now are different somehow. When I’m happy, they make me happier. When I’m sad, they let me squeeze them and make the sad go away. When I’m making the bed, they jump in the middle of it and pester me until I laugh and get nothing done. When I’m recovering from surgery, they lay beside me and DON’T sleep. They just stand guard, still, silently, until I’m up and around again. I know that they live short lifespans, naturally, and it’ll break my heart when they leave me, but I’ll never regret the moment they became my pack, and I’ll love them until the day I die. They’re part of what has made my life truly good and the thing I look forward to EVERY day.

  48. Bath and body works three wick candles. I buy a metric shit ton when they’re on sale for $10 and less and they always make me feel so nice and relaxed when I light one – especially if I’m sick.

  49. Knitting. I have a tshirt that says ‘I knit so I don’t kill people’, which is more accurate than it should be.

  50. Firecracker Bar fro Chuao- dark chocolate, chipotle pepper, sea salt and POP ROCKS
    Pandora – for fun
    Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab – Hell’s Belle is my fav. They also have a whole line based on Neil Gaiman books
    World of Warcraft – I know it’s a game but I’ve made lots of good friends while playing
    Cartoons
    Kindle books

  51. It’s not a material thing, but my cat. He’s the loviest, sweetest thing ever. I wake up every morning with him beside me in the same spot, and sometimes he cuddles underneath the blankets with me. He misses me when I’m gone and I miss him just as much. He meows on command and when I make a kissy sound at him, he turns his head down for me to kiss the top of it. I get a lot of slack for “crazy cat lady” status, but he’s my best buddy and makes everything okay.

  52. Hair Bling.

    Yep. That is a real thing. Hair Bling is basically individual strands of tinsel that you tie into your hair. Comes in all different colors. I prefer the copper, because I have red hair. Apparently, I never outgrew that stage of development where I am distracted by pretty, shiny, sparkly things. Strangely enough, whenever I have bling in my hair, I get stopped by strangers on the street at least once a day. I am an ambassador of sparkly things.

    Another thing I love. LUSH bath bombs and bubble bars. At about $5-8 bucks a pop, not exactly inexpensive, but they smell wondrous, even if you never use them in the bathtub. I save them for special occasions. There is a sparkly one that I love, of course.

    Nestle break and bake chocolate chip cookies. 11 minutes in the oven and perfect gooey goodness.

  54. Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next series (really, anything written by him). Smart, geeky, fun and full of biblio-love and literary inside jokes. 1-4 are better than 5-6, in my opinion, but you can’t go wrong with his work. Just reread 1-4 for the hundredth time and I still laughed out loud constantly.

  55. SHERLOCK!! Because I am hot for both those guys, but especially the City of London, as portrayed in the series.
    MAD MEN. Skip the nicotine and the rampant sexism, and bring on those Peter Pan collars
    Bollywood music on itunes….perfect for getting through a slow afternoon at work.
    Zinnias.
    That’s my list for the moment.

  56. My Tervis tumbler. I am one of those people who has to always have something to drink. AM: it’ll keep my coffee or tea hot as balls for the ride to drop the kids off at school. PM: it keeps my wine slushies cold as fuck for the ride to pick the kids up from school. It’s stupid to say a cup makes me happy, but goddammit it just does.

    I promise I don’t drink an drive my kids around. Most of the time, anyway.

  57. Talenti Double Chocolate Gelato topped with their Roman Raspberry Sorbet has to be the one thing that puts me in that special place. Try it, it’s heaven.

  58. Nook HD and Nook HD+ tablets. I got both for my birthday because I couldn’t decide which I wanted, and my husband sucks and never buys me any presents so he was all “Sure, get both, whatever.” Win for me! I love them, I can have the smaller one for travel, or in the kitchen and the bigger one for reading and all the apps n’ stuff. Not so cheap, but cheaper than other tablets. I hear they won’t be making them anymore, which is sad, so that was more motivation to snap them up while they were still available. I also *love* Fido jars, they keep all manner of creepy crawlies from infesting dry goods that I store in them, and they are all glass so they clean really well, unlike plastic.

  59. I’m with you on the bath sheet, only I don’t actually own one…yet. But my most treasured possession is my sewing machine. It’s a fancy pants computerized one, and I don’t know (yet) what most of the stitches are for, but I’m weirdly attached to it. I haven’t even used it for a few weeks but every time I think about taking it back out, I just get warm fuzzies.
    Also, Instagram and Pinterest have made having a smartphone fun again.

  60. My Asics Tri Gel running shoes. Funny books, like yours (have read about four times). And Burt’s Bees chapstick, that stuff is a life saver.

  61. Right now I can’t live without: Orange Is The New Black on Neflix, s’mores that I make over our stove every night (I’m pregnant), cuddles from our three cats, The Oatmeal’s comics, fake bloody marys with lots of green olive juice and washing my hair in Lake Huron because I like to be a hippie in the summer.

  62. Hey Jen, I too suffer from an autoimmune disease, lupus, and also have trouble sleeping. I read up on the Neuro Sleep that you mentioned, and it has melatonin. I have always been advised to avoid melatonin because it stimulates the immune system. Just something you may want to ask about. I hate to ruin something you love that works for you. 🙁

    (Dammit. But good to know. I’ll ask my rheumatologist about it. ~ Jenny)

  63. Dark Black Eyeliner. Seriously. I can be feeling completely terrible about myself, put on some black eyeliner and feel amazing. It is my traveling red dress.

  64. My family and pets. They make me crazy and keep me moving forward at the same time.

  65. I know how it sounds, but my new cell phone. I have multiple health problems that make getting up and down stairs a problem. When I lost my job we had to move to a more affordable house with stairs I have trouble climbing. Then I got shingles on my foot…okay, yeah, this is not so much turning out to be my year so much…BUT…I did get a great deal on a new phone. I can text my husband or my kids when I feel lonely or trapped or need supplies up in my room. I can stay in contact with the freelance work I’m doing and not have to put the weight of the laptop on my legs that I’m trying to keep propped up. I think I have made 2 phone calls on it, but it has kept me from loosing my mind for the last week. Living in the future is amazing. Who would have thought a little piece of glass and metal and plastic would keep me from feeling cut off from the rest of the world! As much as it kind of sucks to be me in a lot of ways right now, at least it is easy to be reminded that I am not alone!

  66. Aveeno lotion. I hate lotion–seriously, hate it. But Aveeno is not greasy like every other lotion I’ve ever tried, a little bit of it really goes a long way, and comparatively, it’s not very expensive. Go to Bath and Body Works and you’ll get a tiny bottle of uber-smelly crap for twice what you’ll pay for a good size bottle of Aveeno. And it isn’t strong smelling, either.

  67. Hand/arm warmers (at least during the winter) when my hands get cold and I want to, you know, function. Also (even if it’s not so new), I just couldn’t live without a GPS . . .

  69. Knitting needles and yarn. I get anxious a lot, and knitting helps me focus on the now and stop the whirling thoughts. I think it’s saved my life a few times, stopping the really bad self-hatred things in their tracks. Not only is it a better therapy than talking to people (strange people make me nervous), but I also get to be creative and have far too many hats now.

  70. Runner’s socks (bring back my circulation after standing 14 hr days at work!)

    Also: Fisherman’s Friend (best sore throat lozenges ever!)

  71. Tough question, Burt’s bees Chapstick during the day and rosebud salve at night, my ipad, Tervis tumblers!! They keep things so cold!

  72. Things I’ve discovered that I didn’t know I would love but I do: My FitBit. Going through chemo sometimes all I want to do is lie in bed, but that little bugger tells me when I am a slug and helps motivate me to get up and get moving!

  73. ooooh and Merrell shoes! I LOVE Merrell shoes. They are expensive but they last so much longer than any other shoes, the cost balances out easily. For someone with low arches like me, they are FANTASTIC.

  74. I love blow drying my socks (thinking that’s pretty similar to microwaving slippers :), bottles of diet pepsi, and cadbury’s cookies and cream chocolate bars.

  75. It’s hard to come up with one thing that changed my life, but if I have to pick one, I’d pick a book. But not just any book; all of them! Books have so literally saved my life. From trashy fiction that makes me cry from laughter, to books that are so inspiring that I actually cry, and then the books that transport me to anywhere but here so I don’t have to deal with depression in the moment…books have saved my life.

    Reading is such a great coping skill, don’t you think? As is using kinder language, not only when talking to yourself, but also to others.

  76. Such a great list! I’d add Oreos because they’re perfect and little and chocolate and happy. Also, airports because while they can be stressful they so often mean adventure.

  77. Czech Glass Buttons. I love them so much

    My copy of Dream Hunters by Neil Gaiman I’ve had since high school

    Anything with Gary Oldman

    The possibility of my working on Game of Thrones for season 4 in their costume dept.

    And the fact you and Juliette Lewis own pieces I’ve made

  78. Morgan, I have an Alphasmart too! They’re awesome! Yay for distraction-free, fast writing!
    Something that cheers me up and I don’t think it cost a lot of money (it was a birthday gift so I don’t know for sure): my brother and sister-in-law got me a plush TARDIS that lights up and makes the TARDIS emergency brake sounds. It’s amazing! It sits on my bureau and I just randomly push the button so I can smile.

  79. Mark Anthony Strictly Curls Curl Booster I have curly hair that gets its own ideas when it’s crazy humid out (like it always seems to be in NYC). This is the first product that seems to combat that. It doesn’t have the nicest smell out of the bottle but it doesn’t make your hair stink.

    Mamrie Hart’s You Deserve a Drink I assume you can handle a little off-the-wall humor. I don’t drink and never have and yet this YouTube channel dedicated to mixing drinks is my favorite. She’s hysterical. And dirty. VERY dirty. GO WATCH.

    Soundcloud Music CAN be free sometimes. I’ve discovered some really great musicians on here. If you’re like me then sometimes music is just what you need to unwind and feel a bit better about the human race.

  80. My fluffy cat, Gabriel. I know it’s a bit corny, but he is honestly the only thing I’ve got that makes me consistently happy every day of my life. I got him for free from a farm where they nonchalantly informed me that the kittens they have that don’t get picked up by strangers generally end up as owl food. I was horrified, and took him home immediately (along with his brother, Azrael, who has a gooey eye which meant his chances of rescue were probably low). Maybe Gabriel knows that I saved him from a gory fate, because he loves me just as furiously as I love him. Azrael loves me, too, but the bond isn’t as deep. Gabriel is like the cat I always wanted: quiet, cuddly, fluffy, giving (not needy), and always nearby. Anyone who says that cats don’t attach themselves to people, or only love them because you feed them, is a cat-hating fool who’s just jealous of the adoration that cat-lovers share with their darling felines. Any time I find that I might be thinking some terrible thought, Gabriel’s there to remind me that, even if I think no one else might need me, he does. And the thought of him waiting at the door for me, and me never coming back to him, stops those thoughts in their tracks.

  81. BEACH GLASS. Sea glass. Whatever you call it, it’s my crack. Oh wait, you can’t exactly buy that. I suppose I could buy a few plane tickets though to the west coast where I hear tales of a beach that is like nearly ALL beach glass. I don’t have nearly enough and I suck at finding it when I look, but hey. Way to be mediocre, right?

    Okay, something else. Oh, my Orthaheel Muir Vionic sandals. they’re ugly, but allow me to be on my feet for 2-5 hours instead of 40 minutes before the searing pain kicks in.

    One more. The back-up camera on my car. YAY FOR NO MORE RUNNING OVER CHILDREN. Wait no. That part didn’t happen. But I did once give a hearty ram to a pile of bags of mulch…..and a wall.

    I don’t think I have a shot at winning it, but if I did I wouldn’t keep the gift card. I’d give it to my best friend. Because she’s amazing, and life handed her a big bag of suck lately, so she’s always on the brink of poor but can’t do a thing about it til after her transplant and her kids drive her nuts half the time. So yeah. I’d like to give her something awesome but she won’t let me if it’s from my own pocket. I have things that make me happy, that I can’t live without, and most of them cost money so…. I’d rather share the love.

  82. I cannot live without this blog! It has litterally saved my life on more than one occasion and for that I thank you so so much!

  83. The Backstreet Boys… Most people think I’m insane when I say they are my happy place, but I can’t tell you how many times their music has helped me through dark times. I can’t not smile when their music is playing, it brightens my darkest days.

  84. My iPhone. It has my gateway drug, the Internet which led me to twitter which led me to you. Plus, it also has my kindle AND nook apps. Because I’m such a nerd, I need two e-readers. That’s how I roll.

  85. My iPod. I use music to drown out the noise in my head. In the same vein, concerts. I LOVE live music, especially. And strawberry-kiwi Snapple. 🙂 – Oh and books! I just started getting back into reading. I used to read a lot as a kid but somehow lost my way. Oh well, I’m BACK now and that’s what’s important! 😉

    Wait, one more: Vlogbrothers videos! 😀

  86. Summer fruit. Cherries especially.
    Little plastic spring cat toys that keep my cat entertained for hours on end (and me too, just watching her).
    My Kindle, with almost any book I want to read, right at my fingertips instantly.
    Podcasts. Lots and lots of podcasts to keep me from going crazy on my long drive to and from work every day.

  87. My old battered copy of A WRINKLE IN TIME. One of my childhood favorites and the book that first got me interested in science fiction/fantasy. My set of BETSY -TACY books. Some of them are new and some are passed down from my grandmother. String cheese. I seriously love string cheese. Soft sheets. Mugs from around the world. I try and buy a mug from every city I go and then when I sit and have a cup of tea it makes me happy to remember where the mug is from. Fresh notebooks. I’m a sucker for clean fresh notebooks, so much promise. Loose leaf tea. English tea, Chinese tea, Japanese tea..I love it all as long as it is loose leaf. My blender. I make a smoothie every single morning and it is a great way to start my day.

  88. Netflix is pretty darned terrific. Having that many viewing choices tends to lead to indecision paralysis (some days, I spend more time deciding what to watch than actually watching stuff), but I love it with my whole heart nonetheless.

  89. My telescoping backscratcher. I had my gall bladder out on Friday (fortunately mine was not trying to kill me!) and the pain meds make me crazy itchy. Now I can scratch my back, legs, feet, without bending over.
    Dawn

  91. Musicals. Not the flouncy joyful ones though. Thoughtful, inspiring ones like Wicked. And singing along

  92. My kindle, my PVR (best invention EVER), my iPhone.
    GH Cretor’s Chicago Mix popcorn – cheddar cheese popcorn and caramel corn mixed together in one bag – sounds gross and weird and is seriously the best thing ever.

  93. Um YOUUUUUU!!!!

    Also I like PostSecret. Check it every week.

    Also Cloth Diapers. I know that’s all hippy and what not but I am FREAKING loving cloth diapering.

  94. Okay, so some of my favorite things are:

    Leprechaun Strawberry Cider. I’m not a beer drinker (usually). This is my kick back and relax after life has thrown you for a loop beverage. It’s seasonal, so when it’s out of season, I go for their Golden Apple. It’s kind of like Champagne.

    Star Pizza in Houston. I’m particularly fond of their Starburst Pizza on whole wheat crust. They also have killer salads.

    The book When She Woke by Hillary Jordan. It’s a slightly futuristic take on the Scarlet Letter, and it’s pretty awesome. I recently had the book’s last line, “She woke, and she was herself” tattooed on my arm so I can see it first thing every morning. I needed a little reminder that I could be myself again (why I wasn’t myself is a long, drawn-out story).

    I am also a huge Neil Gaiman fan. I say go to any event that he is speaking at whenever you can. It’s well worth the money. His new book, The Ocean at the End of the Lane, is stellar.

    The Vlogbrothers YouTube channel. John and Hank Green are some of the coolest guys out there, and they are so incredibly honest and accessible. I adore them. They do lots of other great videos, too – like the Crash Course series. I also love Wil Wheaton’s TableTop on the Geek & Sundry YouTube Channel.

    MASH – I don’t care what anyone else says. Alan Alda only made that show better every season. LOVE IT.

  95. Gummi vitamins – they’re like a little treat that’s good for you!

  96. Late night trips to the convenience store to buy cheap lipstick that is actually surprisingly effective at not coming off on everything (wet n wild matte mega last or whatever, seriously best.) also nail polish. I bought this shitty polish pen but its good for making things out of dots. I just like to doodle on my nails. It keeps me from picking at my skin and calms my anxiety by shifting focus. Fucking nail therapy, hell yes.

    Also: thank the lawd for amazon Prime (and organic food delivery) for allowing me to shop for essentials from home with FREE TWO DAY SHIPPING. Never leaving my house ever agaaain!

  97. The clearance sections at Staples and Target; you can sometimes find gems. Roku (Internet t.v.) – there are so many fricken’ free channels that are so freaking great… a lot that show old movies and t.v. shows. Netflix streaming- the entertainment bargain of all time (available on Roku). Proactiv Solution- just the mask but don’t use it as a mask: when a zit starts to erupt, dab a bit on it and leave it on overnight; works 100% of the time and will last for a year or more using it so sparingly. IKEA pillows….seriously best pillows I’ve ever slept on and only 10 bucks. Finally, a substance called Awesome… I get it at the dollar store and it is removes the toughest stains from surfaces, like Sharpie from tabletops.

  98. Julep Maven box-fun nail polish sent to you every month
    A sound machine-waves are so peaceful to fall asleep too!
    Adidas soccer shoes-the Women’s Predator LZ TRX FG Boots are a life saver. Especially when you’re 18 but have the hips and feet of an 80 year old.
    and…
    it may sound cheesy but I wish I could give everyone the love and compassion my parents have given me over these very tough years 😀

  99. Gail Simone: she’s a comic book writer most known for writing amazing badass superheroes. She’s become a hero of mine. Her writing is dark but with a sense of humor that reminds me that there are brighter days ahead. Se brought me back to comics, and gave me heroes I can admire. Like Barbara Gordon and Wonder Woman. Her words “Keep faith, trust to love, fight with honor, but fight to win” are an inspiration.

    Facebook: my best friend lives in Japan. We haven’t seen each other in over two years. But we still talk almost every day, because of FB chat. It lets me talk to the person I trust the most, and gives me a place to talk to someone, even if it is through chat.

    Sunrises: there’s something magically different about watching a sunrise instead of a sunset. It’s quiet, and the world seems to pause for it.

    Stone paper: I love writing, and discovered a notebook made from limestone paper. It’s amazing, water resistant, and smear resistant. Perfect for taking everywhere.

  100. hmmmm…..
    my kindle-I still love regular books, but for travel and free books? love it.
    the socks I get from Sock Dreams-I only wear long, over the knee or thigh high socks any more, and they make me stupid happy.
    Doctor Who.
    HWHV-they’ve helped me through some very, very tough times in the last few years.
    I’m sure there’s more, but my brain’s not spitting it out right now.

  101. I have really enjoyed reading everyone’s posts. I know I am among my people!

    I am not taking classes this summer and my health is been weird I haven’t been able to sleep and I’ve had headaches so I haven’t been able to read so I couldn’t have survived the last few months without instant streaming. I have Netflix, Hulu Plus and Amazon Instant Steaming. I have been able to keep my brain occupied while I wasn’t able to sleep without making my headaches worst. I caught up on shows, rewatched things and found new things I didn’t know where good. Stuff I never watched cuz I didn’t have time with my course load at school.

    As others have said I can’t live without my Kindle. I take it everywhere with me, literally it’s I my purse when ever I go out. It’s so much easier than always walking around with a book.

  102. My ipad – I have 4 different reading apps on it as well as Audible. Also Netflix is on it so I can watch Doctor Who over and over. Torchwood is Captain Jack’s spinoff from Doctor Who (and is for mor mature audiences) but I love it!

    Also, my husband, son, and 3 sisters because they help boost me up when my migraines and depression get too bad. But family is priceless, isn’t it?

  103. Wow a lot of things on your list are on my list.
    Also, Terry Pratchett.

    And my Nook HD+. I bought it during the Mother’s Day sale this year because the battery on my Nook Color was dead and even thought I technically couldn’t afford it, who else is going to buy Mother’s day presents for a single mom? I literally use it for hours every day and it makes me happy.

    And finally, my kettles. Usually when I buy anything that costs more than $10, I feel guilty when I use it. But my pans, every time I use them, I think “I’m so glad I bought these!” They are T-Fal stainless steel with a built-in copper bottom and they just WORK RIGHT!

    (I have a super-old nook but I love it for traveling since I don’t have to bring 20 pounds of books with me at a time. ~ Jenny)

  104. – This video pulls me out of my darkness every time (49:22). John DiMaggio’s Paul Lynde…I can’t even.

    – I love when you’re walking by someone’s house and you can smell that they’re doing laundry.

    – Top Gear, BBC

    – @TomHiddleston showing up to #SDCC13 cosplaying himself.

    -Happy Hour

  105. Dark chocolate. Yay! On a bad day with the kids (I’m currently raising 3 kids aged 6, 3, and 3 — yay, twins) alone because my husband moved to another state to find work) I raid my super-seekrit stash of candy and for a few minutes all is well.

  106. flavoured sparkling water – all the bubbles of pop, none of the sugar or aspartame or caffeine.

  107. It’s odd, but I’ve grown to love fountain pens to distraction. They’ve given me an excuse to write – any kind of writing. Fiction. Journal entries. Love letters. Depression and happiness and everything in between, they’re always used through any mood. And I can’t say that about a lot of my hobbies when the depression takes hold. I’ve amassed a fair amount of cheaper pen, probably 40+ ink samples in all colors, and an expensive bottle of ink in a color I consider my signature (Pilot Iroshizuku Yama-Budo for anyone wondering. A beautiful, deep magenta.) it helps that I tend to buy all of my papers, inks, and pens through a mom ‘n pop pen shop, so I feel like I’m helping out the little guys while getting my write on. (Gouletpens.com – they’re super nice. If you want to try out a fountain pen, go to these people.)

  108. The country – even if it has snakes, bears or daddy-long-legs.

    I second the sentiment about independent book stores, though. They feel cozier, more old-fashioned, and more personal than mainstream book stores. They also have more personality. Thank you for supporting them – we need more stores like that in this world.

  109. I have to agree with TravelSkite, I positively love your blog, Jenny. And the tribe – it’s wonderful knowing there are others out there with a similar quirks.

    I’m a recent convert to Birkenstock sandals. I had horrible plantar fasciitis over the winter/spring and the pain all but disappeared as soon as I stepped into my new paisley-print Birks!

  110. Ear plugs. My husband & I take turns with our 18 mo.old who still insists on waking at least once every night a freakin’ 2 or 3 a.m. (Btw, I plan to go in his room as a teenager and scream in his face when he’s asleep as payback). The other stuff I can’t live without are those stick on belly pouches that heat up when you are having a raging period. Many people have unknowingly survived another day on earth because of those. Lastly, tiger balm. I get vice-grip headaches and tiger balm really helps on my temples…in combination with a sip of wine here & there.
    Thanks to you & everyone else for sharing!

  111. I’m a Pinhead – that’s like a crackhead, but with Pinterest. I absolutely love finding people who have the same warped tastes as I do, and I’ve been introduced to more incredible art than I ever knew existed.

    TIM DORSEY BOOKS!! If you’ve never read the antics of Serge and Coleman (kind of like Dexter with a pothead sidekick) you need to grab a couple and check them out. Also, the Sweet Potato Queens books – the early ones. I don’t know if they’re still cranking them out or not, but they were hysterical.

    Boxed sets of MST3K have made me deliriously happy.

    I’m easily pleased and amused, it seems.

  112. I’m not just saying this, but I can’t live without my two copies of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened. One’s the ARC, whose pages are covered with the beverages I’ve spat out from laughing too hard. The other is the paperback that I bought so I could read the bonus chapter. This is the copy I keep all pristine. I keep them on different floors of the house so I always have one within reach if I’m having a rotten day & need a pick-me-up, or if life is feeling too overwhelming.

  113. How to Be a Woman by Caitlin Moran. I picked it up because I saw you had a comment on the book jacket and holy shitballs, that book changed my life!

    Therapy. I have severe anxiety/depression (we should all make a club, you guys…) and therapy is the single nicest thing I do for myself. I love it. I need it.

    “Athletic” shorts. I don’t use them for their intended use but they are damn comfortable as I lounge around reading.

    Chewie bones. Hear me out, my dog loves them. I can’t live without them because they just give her so much damn joy and that makes me happy.

  114. Well, it WOULD have been my Laugh it Up, Fuzzball t-shirt but I accidentally shrank it it the goddamned drier today. So I guess now it’s my favorite cereal bowl that my sister bought for me before we were sisters; it’s the perfect size and shape and has happy polka dots on it. ALSO a piece of red fabric that has been in my stash for years that is waiting for the right project to come along. And my most recent find, the Steve Martin/Edie Brickell album, “Love Will Come For You”. It makes me weep in the very best way. It made the sun shine for me again, which is terrificly difficult these days.

  115. The Bathrobe of the Gods, aka the Hammacher Schlemmer “The Genuine Turkish Bathrobe”. Thick and luxurious, just the right thing to lounge in after a shower – like being hugged by a valium-taking polar bear. I’ve owned mine for over 10 years and it’s still as comfy as it was when new.

    Formula One racing and the U.S. Formula One announce team of David Hobbs, Steve Matchett, Will Buxton and either Bob Varsha (best) or Leigh Diffie (OK) – like being invited into the guy’s living room to watch the race with them. The F1 off-season is a dark time for me.

    “How It’s Made” on Science channel.

    Peppermint and Licorice Altoids.

  117. Netflix has been my favorite thing this summer. And as far as free, any time spent in the presence of my niece makes me incredibly happy!

  118. I can’t live without ice. I won’t drink soda unless it’s over ice.

    Ticonderoga pencils. I’m a teacher so trust me on this one.

    Glitter, sequins, rhinestones, and feathers. The tackier the better.

    Jumbo size paperclips. The smaller ones are useless.

    Neutragena hand cream. It seriously can make your sandpaper elbows completely soft like a baby’s butt.

    Erin Condren life planner and teacher plan book. Life altering.

    Mani/pedis…cause it’s like therapy only cheaper.

  119. I love a good coffee mug, one that holds the right amount, feels good in my hand, is not easily tipped over in my decaffeinated state. When they have a slightly curved drinking edge, they don’t drip. Even better if it has a great message or supports a good cause.

    A jar of impeller-expressed coconut oil in the shower. It is semi-solid at room temp and a little goes a long way to soothe irritated/dry skin with nothing else added and no annoying scent (also a target buy). Just be careful not to make your shower slippery (baking soda helps here). The same stuff (although not the same jar) is good to add to foods. Turns out medium-chain lipids are not as bad for you as certain oil-producing markets would have you believe.

    I totally agree on the bookstore, Neil Gaiman, Allie Brosh, Dr. Who and bath sheets. This tells me I must give the rest a try (hoping it does not come to the hotline, but glad it is there). Thanks!

  120. My computer. I’m a little agoraphobic, so having my computer on bad days lets me get out of my head without getting out of my house.

    Papier-mache. So much fun to play with goop and glue and mess and end up with something creative!

    My boyfriend. He’s my rock, and puts up with my crazy. I don’t know what I would do without him to go home to.

    My cat. She is my little fuzzbutt. Sometimes she murders random shoelaces, fingers, toes, and boobs- but she’s mostly a sweetheart to me. There are few things in this world that can’t be solved by a nap with a cat.

  121. So many “me too”s in the comments! Like the rose salve and the library and the internet! One of my other favorite things is my wall-mounted battery organizer. It’s the most wonderful boring purchase I’ve ever made. I’m also very appreciative of percoset right now, because kidney stones.

  122. Robert Downy Jr. For serious. And you. and my mom. but no one buy my sister is allowed to keep her. A camera. Any camera.

  123. Black Sharpie markers. My kitty. Bags of Lifesaver Wintergreen mints. Klonopin.

  124. My Kobo eReader (I’m Canadian). It’s actually my second one with the first being passed down to my 7-year-old son (my 11-year-old daughter bought her own with her birthday money). I love that I can have hundreds of books on it and it’s so light, and it has a backlight so I can read anywhere I want. Which I do. A lot.

    Doctor Who, because I love that show and it makes me so emotional, plus it’s fun bonding time between me and all the other nerds in my family.

    My heated blanket (which, okay, needs to be replaced). I have terrible insomnia, and I’m always cold at bedtime and this somehow manages to help with both. I mean, it’s not perfect by any means but the warmth helps me to relax.

    And your blog and twitter, because it’s nice to be reminded that depression lies, especially when I’m having one of those bad days.

  125. I just graduated college, which is EXCOTING, but I loved that town and those people and all the book reading very much, so I’ve needed a coping song while saying goodbye. It’s “Matilda” by Alt-J and it’s remarkable.

  126. My Brita pitcher. I had to start taking topimax for my migraines, because nothing else would work. The first thing I was told was that I HAD to stop drinking carbonated/caffeinated items, such as mountain dew. And I love mountain dew. Still. And it’s been four months since the last time I had one.
    Anyway, I had to start drinking water, and lots of it, because the side effects of my medicine are numb limbs and tip-of-the-tongue syndrome if you don’t stay hydrated.
    Bottled water is pricey seeing as how I go through up to nine bottles a day, so I bought a Brita pitcher on Amazon.
    LET ME TELL YOU, PEOPLE: you neeeeeed one of these. They’re like $19-35 depending on the model & you buy a new filter every two months. It’s cheaper than bottled water, and tastes way better. Before this thing, I hated water. It’s magic. Magical magic.
    I have gone four months with only two migraines, when I used to have two a week.
    I constantly have water with me, and can constantly feel my hands! Yay!

  127. My favorite cups for tea in the morning. My favorite Ahmad strawberry tea. Aveda hand cream. Blogs that inspire me.

  128. My iPod, and Lifesavers. A few years ago, I started having panic attacks in the car. I have trouble whenever I’m stuck in traffic – especially if it’s on the highway or something where I really have nowhere to escape to. It’s not quite as bad if I can hop out and run over to the sidewalk. Anyway. I found that if I listened to my iPod and closed my eyes and took deep breaths, I could kind of pretend that I was somewhere else. Helped calm me down a lot. And lifesavers are just yummy. I think I had one the first time I tried this iPod thing, and now they just calm me down by association, so I keep them in my purse to eat if I get nervous.

  129. Steve Earle’s song, “City of Immigrants”. I love the lyrics and music, and I love to sing it LOUD, especially when in Manhattan.

    Edina and Patsy – they would so kick Kardashian ass!

    Coconut oil – use it to fry in, as hair conditioner, on your skin, and it even makes great lube.

    Bifocal sunglasses – a little into Oprah territory, but totally worth the money.

    Captain Fucking Picard – Hot Damn, what a man! I would so make it so.

    The Bloggess – I have laughed and cried and have felt proud of being just a bit crazy. I never miss a post. You have helped. I weep for those who don’t get you. XO

  130. Gail Simone: a comic book writer that has done a lot for diversity in comics. She has written so many sponge female characters that have become my heroes. If I ever meet her in real life, I owe her a hug and a thank you. For giving me heroes I can aspire to be.

    Facebook: my best friend lives in Japan. Throu Facebook, we talk almost every day even though we haven’t seen each other in two years.

  132. My favourite things are: my jumbo sized heating pad, to relieve my constant tension headaches.
    Dr. Pepper.
    Books in general.
    My boyfriend’s fleece blanket. It has pandas on it and it’s my second favourite thing to cuddle.
    My candy apple-red guitar.
    A band from my hometown called Repartee. (Repartee.bandcamp.com)
    Kirsten Vangsness (and her Penelope Garcia character)

    I’m sure there are more, but it’s hard to think at bedtime.
    Also, now I want a bath sheet.

  133. I recently discovered a Breville juicer! I can’t seem to go the week without juicing something. Plus, it’s a way for me to be somewhat healthy, if not all the way healthy!

  134. Hemp Body butter by the Body Shop. I have severe hand cracking issues. It does not have to be winter. Before I found this I was using super glue so my hands would not bleed. I put this on my hands at night and them wear socks over my hands and in a few days they are all non bleeding again.
    Thank you Jenny for all you post. I look for what you share every day. You are one of the major little things that I enjoy.

  136. I continue to be depressed around the entire situation surrounding the conversation on race in America. I get horribly depressed thinking of how my son will grow up taking advantage of the automatic privilege he will receive from the color of his skin as I have and my parents before me. For me there is nothing physical other than my family I can’t live without because I am automatically blessed with privilege that those who are sometimes smarter and/or more deserving have never known.

  137. Thank you for posting Neuro – I’ve ordered some – I’m hoping that I can get 6 hours of sleep without waking up every hour.

    My favorite thing and it’s free http://www.dogshaming.com. OK first I check your blog every day but I always check in to the dog shaming cause – it’s funny and I know – “Hey my dogs aren’t totally insane – there are other dogs that do the same stupid shit”

    Getting on my bike and doing 10 miles – at 53 and having rediscovered the joys of biking it’s something that takes my mind off the other crap

    Watching my 11 year old Mastiff, Sweetpea do her happy dance every time I feed her. It’s the same food for the past 8 years that I have had her but she has taught me “Every day is a good day”

    Last but not least – Breyers Heath Bar ice cream – hence the need to do 10 miles on the bike 🙂

  139. *Burt’s Bees colored chapstick. My lips are NEVER chapped, and the colors are awesome.

    *House of Cards and Orange Is the New Black on Netflix.

    *Driving at night with the windows down and music that I love blaring.

    *Arnold Palmers. Fuck me, I can drink those all day.

    *12-step, which saved my father’s life, and our family, and gave me a life philosophy that has made my life, for the most part, happy, joyous, and free.

    *This blog…which makes me laugh until I cry, and doesn’t pull punches about the hard shit, too.

  140. Custom made orthotics! Im 28 and have had them for 2 years. Not only have they helped with my debilitating foot pain (gnarly troll feet run in my family), but my bum knee only bothers me in the deepet of Ohio winters now, and my lowback pain that has kicked my ass since high school.almost NEVER bothers me. God bless my husband for marrying a woman who’s body is convinced she’s 90

    Seriously astonishing how supporting the body from the ground up changes my life….

  141. One of my favorite things in the whole world is thrift stores. It’s like the indie bookstores: tons of werd stuff you wouldn’t find anywhere else, and sometimes a sort of creepy peek into other peoples’ lives. I always check the book section, because cheap, and then walk around goin “but what kind of house would these people have, if they thought this vase was a good idea?”
    Second place: carboot sales. Basically for the same reasons, but outside and even cheaper (usually. Until you meet that one person that actually knows the value of what they are selling. Bummer)

    My display cabinets. They weren’t cheap, but are huge and awesome. As a set of collectors (see what I did there?) we have lots of display worthy objects, and we might need to buy more cabinets, but we don’t really have anywhere to put them, so we just fill our current ones.

    http://www.CanvasWarriors.com Not only do they make awesome custom hand painted shoes, Sandiry and Afy have turned into dear friends. And that is priceless.

  142. Yogi Egyptian Licorice tea…slightly sweet and able to keep me from devouring an entire dark chocolate bar.

  143. I can’t live without good Irish whiskey or lots of yarn for knitting projects I never finish. Hmmm. Maybe I should not combine the two things I can’t live without, simultaneously.

  144. There are so many things I’ve learned to live without, for good reasons– nothing sad:
    *Adult television, because my 5 & 6 yr olds are adorable and forceful and sensitive and there are cable channels full of merriment and learning now, where in my day, I had only M*A*S*H*
    *Allie Brosh, because she doesn’t just post her genius every day, just for me, no matter how many times I visit her website and refresh, refresh, refresh
    *feeling in my wedding-ring finger because of an unfortunate avocado-pitting encounter earlier this year. Okay, that’s a little sad. For now, I wear my wedding ring on a chain around my neck like a high school senior going steady.
    BUT: The one thing I can’t live without is handmade soap from CHASE STREET SOAP COMPANY. It’s the most ridiculous indulgence, but the scents are natural and wonderful– I’m using a bar of romaine– romaine!!– sea salt scrub for now, but there are other delights to be had. (Don’t like smelly soap? There’s “The Nude.” Want to smell ‘manly’? Select from the “Salty Dog” line. Want to wash your dog? Use “Filthy Mutt.” Etc. etc. etc.). The bars are large, thick, hand-cut, handmade, heavy, well-priced, and last forever. I shop in bulk and give them as gifts. The owner (who is not me! I’m just a loyal customer with a thing for the romaine) has an Etsy shop , Facebook account, and a website. Here’s an Etsy link. http://www.etsy.com/shop/chasestreetsoapco

  145. Books. Reading and sketch books. They help minimize my panic attacks and have gotten me through a lot of rough times.

  146. My Ball’s (not THOSE kind of balls) Canning book. It helped me start canning which I found was a very effective form of distraction/therapy for me when my anxiety was reeking significant havoc in my life.

    Candy Crush. I hate it. But I love it because when I start to cycle up with my OCD and anxiety I can take it out on the game and usually my focus is changed enough to avoid the meltdown.

    My expensive guilty please? My Vitamix. I HATED that I had to buy one because they’re so friggin’ expensive but I cannot imagine my life without it now. Making HOT soup in the BLENDER with a bunch of random crap in your fridge?! AND ICE CREAM!!!

  147. For starters, there was the e-book Strange Academy by Teresa Wilde. It is the most amazing multi-layered thing I think I’ve ever read – and I’m a Neil Gaiman junkie, so that’s saying something. That led me to Teresa Wilde’s other paranormal books, including the YA ones, which show more respect for their readers’ intelligence and maturity than most so-called adult novels do. It also led me to the romance novels that she has written under the name Teresa Morgan. Witty and funny (yes those are different things), smart and totally hot. I love imaginative fiction, so of course I loved Strange Academy. But I never, ever read YAs or romance, except for these ones. I’m so glad I found this author, because now I feel like I have a friend with whom I can share whatever mood I’m experiencing. I mean, another friend besides Jenny 😉

  148. – Individually wrapped, disposable, eyeglass cleaner wipes. My husband, daughter & I wear glasses and we can never find the spray cleaner or the soft eye rag. I used to think they were too pricey but we found a box of over 200 for like $9 at Sams club. Anytime I use one I then use it to clean my call phone, so bonus.

    – Instagram. Simple & fun way to share random pics & bits of life.

    – Croc flip flops. I have really bad feet. I love pedicures & flip flops in the warm weather and these are the only flops I’ve found that I can wear. They’re not pretty but I love them.

  149. Shit, totally forgot Coffee Heath Bar Crunch or Jamoca Almond Fudge. Depending

  150. Cultured coconut milk. For the dairy sensitive it is like probiotic pudding for breakfast. Win!

  151. You are truly gracious in doing this and I hope whomever benefits from your generosity will pay it forward in whatever way they can.

    As for me, HoMedics Sound SPA Relaxation Sound Machine – got it at Target for $20.- Between the super noisy, neighbors upstairs and the sounds of sirens and loud thump-thump music outside, it has been a lifesaver. Especially when my menorrhagia strikes and I’m stuck in the bedroom for 3-5 days in a row. Also, in all honesty, Tampax Ultras – makes dealing with the aforementioned somewhat easier – buying 2-3 packs a month instead of more of others.

  152. One of my best friends, who I met in my early twenties, and I started this weird and goofy tradition of giving each other “presents” and going on “adventures” (trips to completely random locations, usually for no particular reason, and sometimes without knowing where we were going when we got in the car). Most of these presents were strange and random found objects and an odd assortment of small trinkets. I used to keep all of them, as well as other little momentos, in a box covered in sea shells that belonged to my grandmother. I called them “my treasures”. I would open up the box every once in a while, and empty it out one item at a time, smiling at each little happy memory that went along with every one. Some of my favorite treasures: a sticker that said “Rat Bastard” that had restaurant specials written on the back, given to me by a former roommate, a key to a room in an abandoned hotel in the Pine Barrens that I have never been to, a lock of hair from my horse’s mane and a rock I pulled out of her hoof the day we first met. By far, my favorite treasure was one that my friend bought for me out of a gumball machine when we were out on one of our “adventures”. It was a tiny silver charm that looked like a feather that came on a string necklace. We decided that it was obviously made of a rare and precious metal that we dubbed “Tri-sparkle”. I wore it all the time, until it was absolutely battered-looking. So, I put it in an empty ring box and retired it to live amongst my other treasures. A few days ago, while digging through some random items that had been rescued from my condo, I found that very ring box, with my beautiful Tri-sparkle inside! It had somehow survived for fifteen years, through at least half a dozen moves, and – most incredibly – the fire that completely destroyed my home two years ago. Smiling and crying at the same time, that little Tri-sparkle made my entire day.

  153. My daughters, Julie and Abbie. Funny how the same exact things that made you crazy turn right around and keep you sane, They’re grown now, and the world is a better (and WAY more interesting) place with them in it.

  155. So many things. First of all, Doctor Who? YES. I’ve watched them over and over and it’s SO LONG until November!

    Also? Audible books. Especially the ones by Joshilyn Jackson. And you of course. Driving from Wichita Falls to Lubbock several times lately has made me really appreciate my favorite authors reading their works.

    And China Mist Blackberry Jasmine Green Tea. So soothing and yummy. Makes my day better every time!

  156. Two internetty things I love and cannot imagine living without:

    1) monthlyinfo.com It tracks your periods for you, guys! You just have to log in and say when you first started your period, and do this for a few months, and then the site will send you a sweet email four (or whatever) days before stating, “your period is about to start!”. But the best best part is that you can go in and look at charts of your menstrual cycles. I have about 5 years worth, now, so there are some WICKED cool charts, for those of us that like that sort of thing.

    2) mint.com It tracks your money for you, guys! Maybe this proves that I’m boring-er than I care to admit, but this has changed my life. I was the sort of person who was always flustered 5 days before payday, like, “where did all the dollars go?” But this fun site full of primary colors makes it feel like a video game to set up a monthly budget for yourself. Full of pie charts, bar graphs. It shows you your bank accounts, credit cards and loans.

    Thanks for your great list! I love many of the things you shared, and perhaps now have a good excuse to buy the TARDIS towel. “Bloggess told me to!”

  157. Products I love
    1 lush sea slat scrub, love the way it works, but the smell is beyond great.
    2 kettle chips. Yum for days
    3 oj mixed with club soda, cheap orngina, and if you add vodka, all the better.
    4 dwell magazine

  158. Can’t live without the co-op we recently joined. We get two laundry baskets full of fresh fruit and veggies for $15 each week. It’s saved us so much money, and we’re eating so much better.

    Can’t buy that on Amazon, but I’m sure I can find other things to spend a giftcard on! 😉

  159. Thank goodness you had the lotion suggestion here! I have yet to find a lotion hearty enough for skin this perpetually dry. I’m going to have to buy that. As for something I can’t live without now, it’s Mio, that thing that turns water into flavored water/juice. Water is pretty much the most boring thing on the planet to drink, and Mio makes it so I actually WANT to drink it! Yay for not being dehydrated anymore!

  160. My book and manga collection – seriously, when we moved into our house I nearly had a nervous breakdown until I could unpack all my books and put them all on their respective shelves. Their like my friends.

    You’re book – as in “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened” by Jenny Lawson. This has become my personal security blanket and has helped my life more than you will ever know. Thanks!

    Amanda Palmer’s music – see above. Also seeing her in Manchester a few weeks ago was a religious experience.

    My cats – they are my kids.

    My $7 stainless-steel garlic press from IKEA – I don’t know how I ever cooked without it!

  161. I live for my Kindle Fire
    it gives me interwebs access to read awesome blogs and order pizza online
    it downloads books which I read voraciously – two or three a week (and thank the gods for Pixel of Ink and their daily links to cheap and free ebooks! http://www.pixelofink.com)
    it brings me e-magazines so I don’t have to collect stacks and stacks of glossy non-recycleable paper that could eventually smother me in a hoarder avalanche
    it plays music when I need to close my eyes and shut out the world
    and on days when closing my eyes isn’t enough, it lets me stay in bed under the covers and watch movies I’ve seen a thousand times. Everyone should do this at least once a month. It could reduce therapist visits by half.

  162. Oxo good grips salad chopper and bowl. We eat waaaaaaaay more salad now. Something about it in those small bits makes me want it for dinner a few times a week.

  163. I am completely, unapologetically addicted to cashew nut butter. Especially good as an additive in pancake/waffle mix, of which I am also addicted to.

  164. a heating pad for my feet because they are ALWAYS cold. an otterbox for my iphone because I drop it at least once a day. keratin treatments because once you get away from the frizz you never want to go back.

  165. I need local honey and Epsom salts. Seriously, these are miracle products!

  166. The TV show Friends. I have been watching it constantly over the summer. It makes me so happy!

  167. First my region free DVD player. Can get DVDs from anywhere, which helps satisfies my British TV addiction along with –

    Tunnelbear. App for my iPad that opens a vpn connection so you can access internet sites that are region specific. Works for UK and CAnada for me so I can watch –

    QI – british panel show hosted by Stephen Fry, smart and funny, yet exceeding childish sometimes.

    And lastly in Sherlock they said “Brains are the new sexy”, sorry but brains were the sexy all along, just other women have started figuring this out. I need smart men. There’s Stephen Fry, Dara O’Briain, Tim Minchin, Brian Cox (boy band to CERN) and proof you don’t need a formal education to be well educated Craig Ferguson.

    Oh, Of course Doctor Who.

  168. Ooh. I forgot to mention my epi pen in the event I accidentally injest shellfish. For real I can’t live without that. But yarn, that’s a close second.

  169. Supernatural. It has all the feels, an incredible amount of cheese (and cheesecake), and is stupidly funny at many points. It’s one of those shows that people either love madly or are largely ambivalent about; I haven’t seen any middle ground.

    The phrase “It is what it is.” Those five words get me through even the hardest parts of my day, and help me not feel guilty when something out of my control happens. Likewise, “It’ll be what it’ll be” has mostly helped me stop worrying so damn much about the future. I haven’t figured out one to help me quit running mental circles over past mistakes, though.

  170. I second a lot of these suggestions (the library, the internet, my Kindle, etc.), but to mention something I haven’t seen already: Tostitos Cantina Thin & Crispy Chips. Which might sound odd, but…I hate “baked” chips (blech – if I want a chip, I want a F^&*ing CHIP), and these are thinner than normal Tostitos but taste exactly the same! So I can eat the “normal” (HA!) amount for less calories, or have DOUBLE the “normal” (HA! HA!) amount for the “normal” calories! Win!

  171. I found Cara McGee on tumblr (www.areyoutryingtodeduceme.tumblr.com) when BBC America reposted her Punk Doctors artwork and from her I discovered the magical world of adagio teas! (www.adagio.com) It’s an amazing website where you can buy all kinds of loose leaf teas and tea accessories. Cara herself is an amazing “Fandom Teas” artist. People literally create teas based on different fandoms. Both her Hobbit teas and Doctor Who teas are amazing! My favorite so far is her Bofur blend. I’ve never had tea with sweet potato in it before and believe me it’s amazing! So my treasure is both Cara McGee (I love her art, her tea, and her personality!) and adagio teas. Oh I forgot to mention that they sell small packages of teas and other ingredients so you can even experiment and make your own blends.

  172. Any of the canon of work Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss have had a hand in. Their writing, and the brilliant talent that brings it to life on television, has allowed me refuge from an otherwise chaotic life tailspin I’ve been caught in for a while now. Also, Animal Cookies and Rocky Road Klondike Bars…cuz duh…junk food. LOL

  173. Cetaphil lotion – I have super dry skin and I’m prone to excema and this is my salvation. And otter pops. There’s is no air conditioning here so when it gets hot, we use otter pops. That is all. 🙂

  174. My favorite place to go when I have some extra money to spend on myself is http://www.sockdreams.com/
    I LOVE thigh high socks, they are just so damn sexay. And their prices are not too shabby either!

    And my other favourite person on the internets is Ursula Vernon, also an author and an artist. She is funny and talented and a little bent left of centre. She has a thing for wombats…its awesome. http://www.redwombatstudio.com/wpg2 if you look at her art, don’t forget to read the little blurbs she writes to with each piece 🙂

  175. My galaxy smartphone is my favorite splurge. I got the kindle app for it, and use it to read all the time. Since I have a new baby, I spend a LOT of time nursing him, and the phone is th the perfect size for reading while I sit there. I also use it to play cool science stuff from YouTube for th the other kids while we’re in waiting rooms. I love my phone. Sometimes I even use it to call people.

  176. Nectarcots, pluots, apriums, donut peaches. We first joined a fruit orchard CSA last summer and now I fear for the people around me the first summer these fruit aren’t in my house. If it’s because I’m really old and in a nursing home, I’ll probably end up bribing CNAs to smuggle in my stonefruit. If I request it like that, they’ll be thankful I’m female.

  177. I love Burt’s Bees peppermint and rosemary body wash. Just w great pick me up in the mornings. Also, lexapro. I was all down on drugs until I actually started taking them and realized how much better I feel when every little thing doesn’t drive me to axe murder.
    And music. With good headphones or singing with my kids in the car, it’s something I love to experience every single day.

  178. I can’t function without my badger balm lip balm. I am an addict. I have it in my desk, purse, backpack and car(bad idea summer in Texas)
    Oh and if you don’t watch I highly recommend catching up on The Walking Dead before season 4 starts in October. Me and hubby stay up all night watching entire seasons at a time. Awesome story telling.
    And I love reading your blog Jenny. You and all the others who post comments make me feel less alien in the way my brain works. I feel less crazy knowing I’m not the only one.

  179. I am seriously trying not to suck up to you, but I confess, your blog and your Twitter feed are treasures to me. I started my blog because I saw you in April. I admire how you’ve created this community of people who can freely admit, as Kevin Breel said in his TedTalk, “I suffer from depression.” Thanks to you, a lot of people no longer suffer alone.

    I tweeted that you and a bunch of other people need to start an “It Gets Better” project for people living with depression. So, once your body is all healed, and your house fixed up, please get on that.

    If I win the $350 Amazon gift card, I promise I will buy a bunch of books and donate them to some public schools.

  180. I am in love with iced coffee at the moment. These hot Phoenician mornings make a piping hot cup of coffee less than appealing, so I splurge most days at the local independent coffee shop buying a large iced coffee. The best part is how they make coffee ice cubes, so it doesn’t get watered down. Glorious.

  181. Sonic care toothbrush. I’ve had one for over 10 years, and it has made my teeth happy. Also it has saved me TONS on tooth care. Ditto my husband. Toothbrushes are not sexy. Teeth are easy to take for granted. But before I had a real dental plan, this was survival, people. This thing keeps my teeth from turning unsightly shades of either gold or red, depending on whether or not the drink was coffee or wine. So there is that. So it’s a total practical + vanity win situation.

  182. Yoplait Whips yogurt. Frozen. Turns into ice cream texture like magic. I am so addicted.

    I also love towels. You can never have too many towels.

  183. The only thing I can’t live without is my husband. And burritos. And whiskey.

  184. I feel like a huge geek but I can’t live without my iPhone. It’s so much more than just a cool gadget to me. Tiny back-story: I grew up roughly and have struggled with many of the issues you mention. I have circled the dark lonely pit and I’ve mourned friends who’ve taken that awful leap. But…but I have also discovered an amazing world of support and love and encouragement and joy out there now that was inaccessible to me growing up. And now my iPhone makes that available to me 24/7/365. I can wake from a horrible flashback nightmare and the whole wide world of the Internet is available to me, which isn’t always just another Dr Who rerun, just usually.

    I remember being that lost, terrified girl struggling to survive, but my iPhone helps me feel connected when I need it most. It may be a crutch but WTF is a crutch other than something that helps you keep going when your own strength has left you.

  185. Jenny! You need to know about this: Voltaren gel. It’s over-the-counter in Europe, but prescription here in the US. Voltaren is a topical NSAID gel (diclofenac) — and by using it on individual joints instead of taking tablets, you get a much smaller risk of side effects. I’ve got an autoimmune disease, too, ankylosing spondylitis, and this really helps on my wrists and ankles. If you were in Berlin, you could just go get some to try, but here, you’ll have to ask a doctor. Unless one of your readers is in Berlin and can hook you up. 😀

  186. Have you read The Night Circus? I found it to be a pretty amazing book, and it seems like it might be your kind of story.

    (LOVE that book. ~ Jenny)

  187. My favorite author, Betty MacDonald (except for The Egg and I, and maybe Mrs Piggle Wiggle, her books are out of print but available on her website). I read her books over and over and over. She made me believe I could write, and if anyone ever compliments me on my writing I say it’s because of Betty MacDonald.

    I also love my Cuisinart immersion blender, and pure lanolin, which is where I turned when coconut oil turned out not to be all that, after all.

  188. The US Men’s National Team (soccer) is making me so happy right now. Klinsmann makes me smile every time he talks to the commentators.

    The Griffith Observatory. Seriously, if you live close enough and haven’t been, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! They have a freaking Tesla Coil that they fire up every hour! Parking is free, admission is free, and the planetarium shows are totally worth the $7 (for adults; kids are cheaper).

  189. Downy wrinkle releaser, because I haven’t ironed since the Clinton administration. Bare minerals ready foundation because it spackles over all my acne scars, and Gay coffee brand coffee, particularly the red hanky roast, which gets my morning buzz going better than other coffee I’ve tried. I take my coffee very seriously. Oh, and those triangle-shaped Crayola crayons, which have been such a lifesaver because I could never get my kids to hold their crayons properly. I so don’t need to be entered to win anything, but I love that you’re doing this. I’m totally getting some of those microwave booties to keep my toes from going numb when winter hits. 🙂

  190. i am OBSESSED with my heating pad and my ice packs. oh, and hot baths. i have some severe pain issues and i’ve found that those three things work better that the loads of opioids they give me. and they don’t screw with my mind (which is already pretty screwed up on its own!)

  191. My Sanuk flipflops. i have to say, i am a girl who has hated flipflops for years. i HAVE to wear shoes. Like real, actual shoes, WITH socks. i cannot stand wearing shoes without socks. i think it comes from growing up in Kansas where they have those sticker burrs in the grass. Rather have those on my socks than in my skin. At any rate, for years flipflops have been relegated to wearing too/from the pool/beach, or on days where it’s just too incredibly hot to even consider shoes.

    Then i got a blister the size of a quarter at Disneyland and knew i could not make it through the day. We hit Downtown Disney and went to the Sanuk store. i tried on a pair and i was completely and totally in love. They are super cushiony, it feels like you’re walking on air. The ones i get are made from recycled yoga mats, which makes the super fun to wear to yoga as well. And now here i am, the girl who had to wear shoes AND socks no matter what, and i wear my Sanuk flipflops more than i wear any other shoe, hands down. When my little toe got a blister that didn’t pop and only got bigger on day three of Disney World, i spent three days in those flipflops, and i couldn’t have done that in any other flipflops. i’ve even bought a second pair because i love them so much.

    And my oogle boys: David Tennant, John Barrowman, and Chris Jericho. They make life worth living. Even if every one of them is married. Sigh.

  192. I’m a super nerd for old archaeology reports, especially on prehistoric Southern Arizona.

  195. A Trogg Frogg. It’s for people who work outside and cross small children every day before school and melt in Arizona. (Okay, so I guess that last part is a given, but it’s true.) I wrap it around my neck and it looks a whole lot better than a tube sock with ice cube in it. It’s incredible!

  196. I cant live without my iPhone–I go through withdrawals when I’m away from it for a brief amount of time. I was going to say my kindle, but I can set that down because I can still read on my iPhone.

    I can’t live without peaberry coffee….from any location. Costa Rican is my favorite, but I haven’t tasted a peaberry coffee that I didn’t love.

  197. Kneesocks.
    Mint chocolate chip ice cream (or homemade hot cocoa, depending on the season).
    The Flower Duet from Lakmé.
    Hot baths.

    Robin McKinley’s book Deerskin.

    I have this list of books that saved my life, but if I had to pick one single book I owe my life to, it’s Deerskin. That book showed me that yes, horrible things happen, and you never get over them, you never get through them, you live the rest of your life carrying the experience of those thing. But those horrible things do not own you. Those horrible things that happened to you do not have to be the basis of your identity.

    Deerskin tipped the scale from me being a victim to me being a survivor. And for me there is no more important difference than that slight vocabulary change.

  198. Dolls
    Any kind really, the Monster High ones are my current favourites because they’re so messed up and awesome. I cannot live without dolls because they’re always there for you, and when you’ve had a bad day you can kill/destroy them without getting incarcerated. Plus they come at any price so the poor can enjoy them to.

    Words
    They are beautiful and fun, and are so powerful that they can either flow gracefully through your mind and make everything better or ruin your entire existence and course through your veins like poison. The one I most recently have taken a fancy to is ‘pseudonim’ it just rolls off the tongue like warm honey. And words are free.

    Stuffed Animals
    They can be super cheap and they comfort you, and they don’t have voices so they can’t shout “Get off me you fucking lard ball!” every time you lean on them.

    Muse
    My most favored band, they even managed to surpass Abba and Alacazar.

    My Bed
    Oh good lord I think you all know why!

    (Dolls. Amen. I went to a damn doll CONVENTION last year. I have a problem. ~ Jenny)

  199. 1- Entertainment Weekly Magazine- because shallow as it is I need my trusted entertainment news
    2- IMDB- because that site/app always answers the “Who is in that movie?” question
    3-Goodreads- because this site/app lets me know what order book series come in, what I have read, and what I want to read.
    4-Dr. Pepper- because well sometimes you need sugar & caffeine.
    5- And finally Doctor Who- simply because it is Doctor Who

  200. Comedy. I just went through a bad breakup with the person I wanted to marry and I am also in my final month of nursing school. If I couldn’t watch Colbert Report or Impractical Jokers or Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee or any of the other countless clips I have watched on YouTube I don’t know what I would do with myself. I need to laugh or I would spend that time crying.

  201. I love the off-brand-cheaper-versions of the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser cleaning pads. I can gauge the growth of my young boys by how high the dirty fingerprints are on every door in my home. Just add water and those nifty pads erase the fingerprints (and make room for the new ones).

  203. This is an amazing list. Thank you for sharing it.

    Most of the stuff I can’t live without are violin making tools that only like six other people are interested in. But I will add to that list some things you might like, too.

    Remote control daleks. Got them from Think Geek years ago and they were the original security system for our violin store before we got actual, you know, alarms. We also have a dalek bank that makes me happy.

    Spirited Away and Howl’s Moving Castle because I can watch them with my kids over and over and over.

    A recipe for ‘cookie in a cup’ that I found on facebook that my kids and I can make together and it’s some nights the perfect thing.

    And my mom designed my book cover. Even if you never want to bother to read my book you should take a look at the lovely cover my mom drew for it:
    http://www.amazon.com/Almost-There-Ms-Korinthia-Klein/dp/1484839846/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1369134697&sr=8-1&keywords=korinthia+klein

  204. You mean besides the obvious ones (chapstick and reese’s peanut butter cups)? OK: nice dishwashing liquid. I don’t have a dishwasher, so I do ’em all by hand, and it’s my most-hated chore. So I make it slightly less awful with something that smells good–anything from Mrs. Meyers or Caldrea will do. It costs like $8 a bottle, but then I don’t want to poke my eyes out with the fork everytime I clean the kitchen, so I figure I’m actually SAVING a ton of money on eye surgery costs, right?

    Also, please be careful with the microwave slippers. I bought my mom some for christmas one year and the first time she put them in the microwave they exploded. So then she had no Christmas gift AND then we had to clean out the Unidentified Slipper Goo out of the microwave.

  205. It might sound silly, but teddy bears gotta be one of my favourite things. When I was shopping with a friend at Walmart (of all places) we came across a chocolate scented teddy bear. It was pretty cute and it smelt like chocolate, but being broke at the time, I couldn’t justify spending $20 on something so frugal. And being that it was from Walmart, I figuered the amazing smell wouldnt last all too long anyway. Little did I know my friend went back and bought me the teddy bear and gave it to me for my birthday. And here’s the kicker, it still smells like chocolate over 3 years later 🙂

  206. thick smart wool socks, especially with Birki sandals (cold sore RA feet)
    my laptop/internet

    I second the heated car seats—-helps so much!

    CeraVe in the big jar—-dry itchy skin saver.

    Thrift stores….treasure hunting!

  207. Oh, I forgot my expensive guilty pleasure: my LA Galaxy season ticket and parking pass! Oi, shut up, you can so be a soccer nerd. Trust me, no one gets teased quite like a soccer nerd. My friend Maria and I take off for a fun thing in LA, then go to our game, and we have a blast.

  208. My Kindle I love to read, I have always loved to read and it has always been my way of keeping myself sane. I have fibromyalgia and arthritis in my hands and it has gotten so bad that it is hard for me to hold a dead tree book for any length of time anymore. My Kindle has saved me so I can read again without the pain.

    Doctor Who and I have you to thank for that. I started watching The Doctor after seeing you talk so highly about him and now I am obsessed to the point that I am dreaming of the TARDIS showing up in my room.

    The Walking Dead because I absolutely love this show. I have fibro so I read and watch a lot of tv so of course those are the things I can’t live without.

    But I also could not live without my kids or my husband. Even if they do tend to interfere with my other can’t live without choices.

    Oh and coffee. Need the coffee.

  209. 1. My animals. They keep me sane. Especially my big fluff-kitty that I can hug like a teddy bear!
    2. Ice packs. I used to use heat for muscle spasms, then my chiropractor turned me on to ice. I have a huge one in my freezer and I love it.
    3. Coffee. Gotta have my coffee in the mornings, even if it is decaf these days!
    4. Computer games. nothing like it for getting away from real life BS.
    5. Reading! I’ve been a bookworm since I learned to read, some time before I even started school.

  210. Chips ahoy! I buy a bag and hide them in the freezer for a secret, late night snacks. Perfect with a glass of milk for dunking. It brings me so much guilt-free pleasure when my insomnia is running my brain on overtime!

    Chips ahoy and my happy pills. Thank God for doctors who understand depression, otherwise I wouldn’t even know where to begin to finish this sentence…

  211. Totally forgot to add Harry Potter, and Dr.Who, and Charley from Lost, what is wrong with me!?

  213. The “Arrows of the Queen” trilogy by Mercedes Lackey – have read them SO many times, but love to reread them anyway.

  215. The used book section at Schuler’s Books (in Michigan). I can get new books, classics, whatever for me, my classroom and my kids for dirt cheap prices. As my son said, “Used books are great. It’s not like underwear; nobody put them on their butt.”

  217. In the products-you-may-not-know-about category, I’m going to offer up Ginger People’s Ginger Candies. They’re sweet and spicy and awesome (I especially like the regular ginger chews and the hard candy ones). Plus if you have chronic digestive issues and/or nausea, the ginger helps a lot of people with that.

    In the things-you-may-not-think-of-or-think-you’re-capable-of category, I suggest giving out homemade presents at least once in a while. Seriously, find anything at all that you enjoy making or you think sounds like it might be fun (knit, sew, bake goodies, buy a pre-made boring looking something and decorate it all sparkly and pretty…anything), and have fun making it for someone else. Even if it ends up ridiculous, you’ll have more fun doing it than stressing out trying to buy the “perfect” gift, and people will love the time and effort you put into making something especially for them. I’ve been doing this for family xmas presents for several years now and nothing made me happier than to have all five of my nieces/nephews make me homemade birthday presents this year in return 🙂

  218. Disposable fountain pens and nice stationery.
    Tombow adhesive pen thingers
    Books and my Kindle
    Coffee

  220. Checks & Balances face wash by Origins – best ever!
    Pangea Organics facial toner – spray. Awesome.
    Okabashi flip flops w/arch support and reflexology.
    Lavender neck wrap that heats up in the microwave.
    My nook hd. Love everything it does, love the search for recommended books, plus it makes me smile every time I pick it up because my son bought it for me.
    Collective Soul. Especially the Disciplined Breakdown cd.

  221. There is so much on your list I already love, including Dr. Who and Neil Gaiman. My latest can’t-do-without product is coconut oil. I am cooking with it and moisturizing with it.

  222. Are you sure 350$ isn’t enough to buy Neil Gaiman?

    Free or cheap: my local library. Even when finances are tight, I can slip on down there and find a wonderful new book to read.

    This blog! You should know that for our last anniversary, the husband and I gave each other metal chickens. We didn’t arrange it, we just independently got each other metal chickens (sadly, not as giant as the real Beyonce).

    Sexy red heels. Nothing perks up an outfit (or a day!) like a pair of sexy red heels.

  224. It’s not original, but vodka, coffee, my iPhone and my shelves and shelves of books. If I didn’t have something beautiful to read and something delicious to drink at the same time, I’d be lost.

  225. Doctor Who
    Watching Matt Smith run naked into the sea in the movie Clone
    Anything by Neil Gaiman and/or Terry Pratchett
    My newly painted bedroom cos my granddaughter did it as a birthday present.
    My surprise 70th birthday party. Yes, I know I shouldnt be watching things like Matt Smith running naked at my age but what the hey just…..shut up.
    My lovely new great grand daughter
    Egg custard cup cakes, my Doctor Who birthday cake made by a neighbours daughter and Jammie Dodgers
    Better mention my grandkids too who managed to keep the secret about the surprise party for 6 months despite being here with me almost every other day!!!!
    Last but not least…Jennys blog which keeps me sane on the bad days…..sort of…..

  226. Hmmm….
    Pinterest. I’m new to it and can’t make myself stop pinning!

    Anything Doctor Who – I covet a life sized Tardis replica that is, in fact, bigger on the inside

    The British TV show ‘Coupling’ – It only lasted 4 seasons, but I almost pee every time I watch an episode. Especially love Jeff.

    Books!!!! Love Jenny Lawson (NOT a suck up comment), JR WARD and just finished Darynda’s latest Charley Davidson book and it was awesome! So many great authors out there!

    Hot Book Heroes! – Jericho Barrons (Karen Marie Moning’s Fever Series), Black Dagger Brotherhood heroes – especially Quinn (JR Ward’s series), Reyes Farrow from Darynda Jones’ Charley Davidson series AND Ranger and Morelli from Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum series.

    Really, I could go on about this all day!

  228. I like your blog, which I discovered after I listened to your book, and I liked you lots even BEFORE I knew you liked Strangers In Paradise. It is the greatest comic in the world (and I hope you’ve continued to read Terry Moore’s stuff, because he continues to be awesome).

    That is all.

  229. I absolutely love:
    1) coconut oil (eye makeup remover, lotion, lip gloss, etc.)
    2) A Song of Fire and Ice series
    3) my nutribullet
    4) Ben and Jerry’s half baked ice cream

  230. I cannot live without yarn. I’m a Dietetic student and I need to knit or crochet things just to keep the balance in my overcrowded brain. I just knit a shrunken head for my “new-to-me” car. Next is the knit beard I promised my 5 year old niece.

  231. I couldn’t survive without my music. I love turning on old Disney music, it is so much fun and always makes me happy.

  232. Mastering the Art of French Cooking, because everyone should have a copy. Even when I start out with a different recipe, I inevitably come back to Julia. I love cooking, and it makes me so happy to be in the kitchen with my mother making 5 batches of mayo just to prove that we can get it right.

  233. Carmex, but only in the glass tubs with the metal top. It doesn’t work if it comes out of plastic. Just trust me. Slather it on and rub the excess on the back of your left hand…or right if you apply left. Carmex just makes everything better. It is an acquired taste…like most of us.

  234. It’s funny (maybe not so much) but I was in an accident not long ago that took away (hopefully temporarily) one of the things I cannot live without, reading. Like you I have always been a voracious reader, reading up to 3 books a day. Now I’m lucky to be able to make it through a magazine article, even getting to that point was a huge process.

    I’ll leave this here: http://www.reddit.com/r/whatsbotheringyou/comments/1iji5g/i_just_feel_completely_overwhelmed/ in case anyone wants to read more about the accident or my recovery thus far.

  235. Emilie Autumn’s quasi-autobiographical account of two stories, one of her time being locked up in the loony bin and one of her Victorian-era counterpart being locked up in The Asylum For Wayward Victorian Girls. These stories twist and curve around and through each other, and they are alternately scary, beautiful, funny, sad, maddening, and a host of other adjectives. The book itself is gigantic (nearly five lbs!), and it’s composed of full-color pages, drawings, scribblings, all manner of amazing shit. It is a fucking work of art. The physical book is around $60, but the ebook version is only $20. It is WORTH it. The download file is huge because of all the color pages, somewhere around a gigabyte and a half. It comes in PDF format, and you can read it on your Kindle if you have one. Just open your Kindle on your desktop like it’s a hard drive when it’s attached to your computer, then drag and drop the PDF file into the Documents folder. The Kindle has a native PDF reader that should work, but you can also use Adobe Acrobat if you’ve installed that app. Anyway, here it is: http://www.asylumemporium.com/collections/featured-items/products/ebook-the-asylum-for-wayward-victorian-girls-by-emilie-autumn-2nd-edition I love it, in all its gorgeous, gothic artistry. It is a beautiful piece that explores in detail the frustration of trying to explain mental illness to those who have never experienced it.

  236. My heated mattress pad. I have joint pain issues, and some extreme intolerance to cold. This thing is aaaaaawesome. It is so warm and snuggly – like a bed sized heating pad.

  237. Looking at photos of my niece and reading blogs like yours make me smile when I’m feeling sad.

  238. 1. My memory foam mattress. I have fibromyalgia, and while it cost me a lot of $$, the mattress is so amazing and helpful. I miss my bed so much when I’m not home.

    2. Pens. I love stationery, and pens are my kryptonite. I love my re-full able Parker fountain pen and have collections of coloured pens (esp Slicci, Frixion, and Staedtler).

    3. Making lists 🙂

    I so want those microwave booties now!

  239. Looks like it’s been mentioned before, but I love my Audible subscription. I hoard my credits for Really Awesome Books That Are Never On Sale and stock up during sales which come surprisingly often. I love that I get to enjoy a book even if I’m gone all day and on my feet for ten hours straight!

    (You should totally listen to Jo Walton’s Among Others, Patricia Briggs’ Hurog Duology and Nalini Singh’s Guild Hunters!)

  240. My mother and books, I have autism, and mesophonia, and anxiety, and I’m young. I don’t understand most things and I can’t handle them, so I use books to escape my “issues” and the divorce, I also use them to be reborn if only for a moment, and my mother is my voice when I can’t muster the courage to even talk.

  241. Our Family Game Cabinet. Now that they’ve outgrown Candy Land and Chutes & Ladders, playing ‘board’ games with my kids is one of my favorite ways to spend time with them. I’m not great at imaginary play and when the kids are inventing their own play, we usually end up with squabbles, but when we have the structured activity of a game it gives a framework to be able to really enjoy our time with each other. One of our favorites right now is Apples to Apples, but also love Rummikub, Clue, and Monopoly. Looking forward to teaching my 9 year old Risk soon!

  242. About 7 years ago, my mother-in-law and I were shopping at Tuesday Morning, and I saw an electric griddle and mentioned that I wished I had one, so she bought it for me for Christmas. I love that thing. I have literally never been able to burn a pancake on it. It makes me happy every time I use it.

  243. Fun to read all these! I will add that I love Dotera’s headache roll on. Essential oils and all that. You roll it on your forehead and neck for a tension headache and it’s amazing! Sometimes I still have to take the tylenol or advil with it, but that stuff helps take the edge off and lets me relax until the real drugs kick in. It’s so good!

  244. Reading these comments makes me realize even more how lucky I am to have found my people. 200 comments in and I’m vacillating between screaming “ME TOO” and furiously scribbling notes about authors and stuff to check out. I so love you guys.

  245. Ceiling fans. I didn’t grow up with them and for years couldn’t understand why people on those home design shows would get so upset when the interior designers wanted to take them down. But I’ve had them in my house for the last 6 years.. and now I totally understand!

  246. Curling up with a super soft blanket, my dogs and a great book. Vegging out by the fireplace during fall/winter is like popping a Xanax. Watching my dogs play in the backyard until they’re exhausted and smiling. They know how to live in the moment. And as for tech- my iPhone iPad and Netflix! The app called “Clear” helps organize lists and it’s fantastic. Best 99cents I’ve ever spent!

  247. I love the idea of the microwave booties, but I’d have to make my own, because I want heat on the top of the foot as well. If they work out well, I’ll send you a pair!

    And the What Should I read Next site made me laugh. I put in Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash, and it proceeded to list every author who’s books I have/had on my night stand!

  248. Shout Color Catchers so I only have to ever do 1 load of laundry, Amazing cosmetics concealer (the name doesn’t lie), and my wine opener.

  249. ShiKai Yuzu body wash and my electric blanket. Also the book Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. Excellent book for geeks. 🙂

  250. I can’t live without:
    -dangly earrings
    -pretty shoes
    -lotion
    -perfume
    -skirts and dresses
    -rows of colorful pens (I could stare at them in the store for hours!)
    -gummy bears
    -hot chocolate
    -cherries
    -anything purple 🙂

  251. I’m super tired at the moment, so only two things came to mind immediately as things I “discovered”:

    My husband. He loves me so much and works so hard to take care of me. If my mother hadn’t taught me to be nice to everyone, I don’t think I would’ve even met him, let alone dated and married him.

    Furry pets. Growing up with animal hoarders in the family, I never thought I’d have any pets myself. Now (especially since I’m infertile) they’re my furry babies and my love for them has changed my entire outlook on the animal kingdom for the better.

  252. Pancakes for breakfast. That counts as a discovery, right? I DO know I can’t live without them.

  253. I second Jenny’s high praise for Hyperbole and a Half. It’s made me laugh so hard I cried on more occasions than I can recall, and her recent writing about depression deftly walks a fine line between heartwrenching and humorous. Can’t recommend it enough. (And I’ll definitely be buying her book.)

    A few more things I love:

    – The used book store at our public library: It’s like crack to me. When merchandise starts at $.50, how can you NOT buy books?

    – Scrabble: One of our favorite weekend night activities is making mixed drinks, putting on a movie or TV show in the background, and playing Scrabble. We’re both super competitive and sometimes the game can end in exasperation, but it’s still a lot of fun, and makes us feel probably prouder than we should when we hit crazy bonuses and triple word/letter scores. http://www.target.com/p/library-scrabble-vintage-book-game/-/A-11240263

    – Guacamole: I’ve become obsessed with making my own guac. It’s perfect with Target’s Archer Farms blue corn tortilla chips with flaxseeds. (Which are also great by themselves.)

    – Revlon Lash Potion mascara: The last mascara I bought, and my new favorite. Less than $5 at Target. Score.

    – Go Fug Yourself: One of the funniest websites ever, making fun of celebrities who dress poorly and celebrating all that is cheesy. Their love for Joshua Jackson (aka Pacey), Helen Mirren, and Tilda Swinton (SWINTON to Fug Nation) fills me with glee, and their takedowns of terrible ensembles are brilliant.

    – “Friends” reruns: Yes, I own the entire series on DVD. Yes, I will watch it anytime it’s on cable. Could it BE any better?

    – Amazon’s MP3 store: Not just saying this because Jenny’s giving away an Amazon giftcard. I legitimately love it. I’ve bought more $5 albums here than I care to admit. And their Black Friday Deals Week sales are awesome — albums are as low as $3. (A price this perpetually broke girl can appreciate.) Favorite recent purchase: Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky.”

    – Nambe glassware: It’s pretty expensive (our sets were a wedding present), but it’s BEAUTIFUL. Every time we drink out of them, we feel so classy. Plus, the company is really wonderful. I accidentally broke one of the glasses and tweeted about it — and they contacted me and arranged to send two brand new replacements, free of charge. If I ever make enough money to afford to buy their products myself, they will have a customer for life. http://www.nambe.com/shop-drinkware-barware/5876.html#start=1

  254. Fat Family Night Fridays. Every Friday night my family (consisting of two families who share a house-my twin sister’s and mine) get takeout from our favorite place (even if it means multiple stops) and we have a big family dinner together. Then we pop popcorn, the adults pour some wine, and we turn the lights out and watch something on Netflix until the wee hours. Right now we’re working our way through Supernatural. I also suffer from depression and no matter how bad my week is, I just tell myself to hold on until Friday, when I can be with my people and let things be good for awhile. Cannot put a price on contentment.

  255. Doctor Who. Because it’s a big universe out there and who wouldn’t want to see it with a madman with a box? Also for the way it shows us how the most ordinary people are actually extraordinary when given the chance.

    The Harry Potter series. It’s made my world a bit more magical.

    Books in general. I always feel a bit lost when I don’t have anything to read.

  256. My MacBook, which is over five years old. It keeps me connected to a wonderful community of women that developed over on another, now defunct, blog.

    A Britta water pitcher so I can always drink clean, chlorine-free water. I drink a ton. Therefore …

    My Camelback water bottle. It has a pinch-nozzle and a straw, so you don’t have to obscure your vision when drinking (water) while driving, and the pinch-nozzle (you squeeze it with your teeth) keeps the bottle from spilling when it tips over because you took a turn too fast in your car.

    Books by Jennifer Crusie (especially Welcome to Temptation), Patricia McKillip (especially Changeling Sea) and Sylvia Boorstein (especially It’s Easier Than You Think).

    JASON lavender body wash. Origin moisturizers and serum (they don’t make my face break out). And, also, a bath sheet. I have three.

  257. Youtube and Stephen Fry. And the two combined: http://youtu.be/w1bXy5pSGJE

    (I know I keep sending you youtube videos, but I’m a repository of useless youtube videos.)

    Also if you haven’t ever seen Quite Interesting, you need to start watching NOW. Neil Gaiman has said that he’ll be a guest on it if they start airing on BBCA.

  258. Maybelline Baby Lips in Quenched. I’ve finally found an untainted lip gloss that moisturizes and tastes pretty darn good. http://www.amazon.com/Maybelline-York-Moisturizing-Quenched-Ounce/dp/B004Y9M0KQ/ref=pd_sim_bt_3

    And for the furry set, the only toy my cat will even glance at, the Cat Dancer. Seriously, the weird ball of floof has no interest in catnip or the 100 other toys ive purchased for her but just hearing me touch the Dancer brings her running. http://www.amazon.com/Cat-Dancer-301-Charmer-Interactive/dp/B0002DHV16/

  259. Burt’s Bees Lip Balm with Vitamin E & Peppermint
    Alba Botanica Very Emollient Body Lotion Original Scent
    Zoloft
    My aged, huge, gas guzzling pick up truck
    The first three above make me feel happy and not itchy and driving the truck makes me feel like a kid again.

  260. buy all the things!

    I keep trying to tell myself that stuff can’t make you happy, but that must be wrong because I imagine myself being so god damn exstatic to own any of these things. OMG tardis beach towel!

    I am a material girl and I live in a material world.

    I couldn’t live without yarn and knitting needles. I don’t know what I did with myself before I was a knitter. It’s such a huge source of joy for me, how did I live without it?

  263. Glitter bottles (take an empty bottle, fill with hot water, squeeze in glue, add tons of glitter, glue on cap then duct tape for good measure). Totally mesmerizing and works wonders on my autistic son. My family now has four including one made from a tiny whiskey bottle. Also, duct tape.

  264. When it comes to material items, the one at the top of my list is yarn. My grandma taught me how to knit and crochet as soon as I was old enough to properly hold the needles and hook (and not just try to stab myself in the eye with them). That was seriously one of the greatest gifts I was ever given.

    I work with technology and people all day, to the tune of a great deal of stress, and I take medication for clinical depression. Every day, I try to make time, even if it’s only a few minutes, to pick up my current project and knit or crochet a little. There’s almost no technology involved, there’s never a software glitch or a “no internet connectivity” error, I don’t have to reboot the needles or plug in the yarn. My yarnwork never talks back or tries to convince me that my opinions aren’t valid or tells me that I’m just flat out wrong and also an idiot.

    And there’s instant gratification. I make socks – I love to make socks. I also make other things, like baby blankets and amigurumi Cthulhu and Tom Baker Dr. Who scarves. I can see them taking form as I work on them. And I can hold those things in my hands and know that I made them and it’s kind of pretty awesome. When I’m feeling really down and having trouble seeing my own worth, that’s a big, big deal.

    Yup, I love me some yarn. As a decompression device, I highly recommend it.

  265. I am SO with you on the bath sheet! I love mine!!

    My things I can’t live without..

    The first and foremost is my camera.. I adore it! it’s just a cannon rebel t3i, but I adore it… and I’m learning to shoot manual with it!

    The second is laptop lunch box, yes, a lunch box. I love it.. I use it all the time!! It’s awesome!

    The Third thing I love the most that I can’t live without would be Biscoff.. I mean.. cookie butter.. how can you go wrong??? It goes great with nutella on pancakes for a sinfully delish breakfast!!!

    There are lots of other things.. but those are what come to mind right now!

  266. Fresh Sugar Lip Color – Sephora
    Law & Order SVU
    Melissa McCarthy
    Chocolate covered pretzel crisps
    Green tea lattes

  267. Can’t live without: friends and family of course
    Chocolate chip cookies, my iPhone, Carmex, Orange is the New Black (obsessed), my mango slicer (life changing), my honey pot (not a euphemism), my house alarm to help with my anxiety, my therapist for the same, my cat’s purr, my mom’s wedding ring, and yoga. I will probably be up all night thinking of others but that’s it for now.

  268. One thing I can’t live without is the clothes dryer, but not only for its obvious reasom. Every morning before I get the kids up for school, I take a few minutes to put their dry school uniforms in and leave them for about 3 minute. When the kids are ready to get dressed, they put them on straight out of the dryer—warm and fluffy. It’s a little way to make them feel special. They say its like a hug, and they especially like it in the winter. It also gets them out of bed faster because if they aren’t ready to dress when I get the clothes out of the dryer, the clothes will be cold and not as much fun to put on.

  269. Do you belong to Costco? They have really nice quality bath sheets for about $12.00! You could get your whole set 🙂
    So glad I discovered the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon. They are fabulous books and even better as audio books narrated by the amazing Davina Porter. They really take me to another time and place when I need that.

  270. Mentholatum. I use it in place of Chapstick, etc. at bedtime. I cannot sleep without it. I’m also really stuck on the songs “Cover Me Up” by Jason Isbell and “Moonglow” by Shannon Whitworth.

  271. Dr. Who for sure (tardis swag is my favorite swag), but also Supernatural recently and Rumchata. In fact, they go really well together.

  272. -My sewing machine. It helps me Make Stuff, which is pretty much the best feeling there is.
    -Baked Ruffles cheddar and sour cream chips. These things are made of crack.
    -Straws! Every beverage is more delicious when consumed through a straw. It adds whimsy, and gives you something to play with/look up coyly over at restaurants.
    -Books, and talking about them with my favorite people. Incidentally, your description of what Neil Gaiman’s work meant to you was so spot on for me as well. I would definitely not be the person I am today without having read his work.

  273. People always say their children. I know, I understand. But, seriousy, my daughter is the one thing I can’t live without. She’s in college now and I have insomnia because I can’t (or shouldn’t so don’t) talk to her or hug her or just enjoy her being around and her. It’s not that empty nest syndrome – because it started when she was born. I could have become that helicopter parent and realized it when she was 2 weeks old – so I started going out of my way to not be the helicopter. There were and are times that I just want to be done, but, I can not possibly leave her with all of the shit we survived together. I go on so that she can have better. She enjoys life, she’s witty, funny, conscientious and probably OCD (like me) and she works hard (she’s a Freshman, works 3 jobs and volunteers and reads whole textbooks and technical manuals so she can know things). There is just so dang much we don’t have, but, then we live really simply. In my mind making it is having a towel warmer (we live in Wisconsin, so, yeah, cold). I told her that I was getting one for her first apartment. She’s in her first apartment now, but, it’s temporary during the summer so she doesn’t need one now, but, come winter… She would prefer an espresso machine or a sound mixing board or a guitar or a library or … Yeah, those are all on her, but, she’s getting there.

  274. Magic Sac –It’s a hot/cold pack thing shaped to go over your shoulders like an inflatable airplane pillow. Mine lives in the freezer and is the best thing for migrains. It was a gift from a friend.

  275. Free: http://calmingmanatee.com because inspirational manatees

    Not free: my kindle. I am an avid reader, and I love having a ton of books with me at all times that I can carry in my purse. I got a kindle fire, which I also love, but the regular kindle is just so great for sitting and reading and not being distracted by millions of other apps. Also, I love that no one can see what book I’m reading, so I don’t have to tell my coworkers that I’m reading Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Also, sock it to me socks. They are a little pricey, but come in tons of fun patterns and are super durable.

    My husband asked me to add these headphones: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0046H8ZDW/ref=oh_details_o09_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 that are like a soft headband, so you can use the in bed. They can be used as an eyemask, too. He swears they’re the best thing I’ve ever bought him.

  276. My wooden tortilla press. I hardly make tortillas, but when I do, they come out perfectly round and perfect.

  277. I like to find talented, but not-so-well-known musicians and going to see them when they play in my area. Not only are the venues smaller and more intimate, but they are less expensive, which means I get to go to more! I’ve found a special kind of magic there. It helps me get through the bad days when I’m having a hard time appreciating being alive.
    I also love making people treats just because.

  278. My ipad (I had you sign it at your signing in Beaverton or), it connects me with so many people, when I just can’t do it in person.
    Skype, I can read my nephews nap time stories and tour my brothers newish house…awesome when you live too many miles away.
    Books, in all forms. Takes me on adventures, takes me out of myself, teaches me, reaches me!
    Yarn and circ. knitting needles…it is my calm. I knit baby blankets or hats. I have knit many other things but those two are my favorites.
    Jalepino jelly…on taquitos, rice and chicken, chips, just enough spice for me.
    Peach frozen margaritas
    Petunias pies and pastries, it is a local (portland or) gluten free bakery that has all the yummy things I miss from being gluten free (although being gluten free lets me eat meals without running to the bathroom and my migraines are down to about 1x monthly…amazeballs!!)

  279. Okay, I have to bookmark so many of those!
    That way when I win the lottery I can buy them. 😀

    My MUST have is sort of corny *blush*, a wonderful soft snuggely hug from my husband is amazing. I swear, if I am having THE worst day it can turn it right around. Maybe because he isn’t a snuggler?
    hmm but I guess that isn’t something others can have. (Or I’ll kick butt! *evil eye*)

    hmm You know, I can’t think of anything that is a go to for me, or that I just couldn’t live without. (besides the obvious family) Once upon a time it would have been silly things like my coffee cup collection, or coffee, but since my thyroid medication has kicked in full force, I find myself SO much happier with myself in general. Just makes me smile!

    BUT, I will say this, your blog, and Wil Wheatons, were real life savers when I needed it!!

  280. Vemma, the best liquid vitamin and mineral supplement in the world, and Verve, the healthy energy drink. Without those two products I would be less than half as productive as I am now. Yay for feeling energetic and healthy.

  281. Doctor Who and Sherlock, of course
    Sharpie Pens – seriously, I will not write with any other pen now
    The local library – all the free books I want and DVDs so I can catch up on random TV shows
    Goodreads – I read so many books that this is the best way for me to keep track of what I’ve read already
    My cats

  283. The thing I’ve suggested most to people over the past year is the cookbook Plenty. It’s full of delicious.

  284. I work from home, I don’t have room in my apartment for a desk and I hate working at my dining room table. So I’m often on the couch or bed. This lap desk has a USB-powered laptop fan plus room for a water bottle and a mouse. Its height adjusts and you can adjust the tilt of the laptop part. PLUS it folds so small it can fit in my laptop bag and come with me.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B002JF8PS8/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1374469775&sr=8-3&pi=AC_SX110_SY190

    Then there’s Tabletop, Wil Wheaton’s show on the Geek & Sundry YouTube channel. It’s about board games and geekiness and hilarious celebrities. In each episode Wil plays a board game (that is awesome and you’ve probably never heard of) with guests and magic ensues. I’ve purchased a number of games after seeing them on the show and they’re all just as amazing as I thought they’d be. Twenty-somethings come to my house and want to play BOARD GAMES, y’all… it’s awesome and you should subscribe on YouTube right. this. minute.

  287. L. M. Montgomery books (Anne of green gables series, Emily of new moon serirs and others).
    These are my feel-good / feel-better books. They are my soul food and whenever things go terribly wrong I read them and feel better; “Anne’s house of Dreams” helped me when I had a miscarriage, for in it (spoiler) Anne loses a baby. Emily books reminds me that bad things happen, but stuff turns out all right.
    My husband knows that if he comes home and sees me curled in a chair, reading one of these books that he needs to bring me booze and chocolate and leave me alone until I am ready to come out of my world.

  288. Tortillas. I’m from Texas, now find myself living in New Jersey. I miss Texas every day, and tortillas with butter make me less homesick.

  289. I foster for a feline rescue group, specializing in taking on the pregnant, very young, and sick. Some things I would have a much harder time without are SnuggleSafe warmers, Royal Canin Baby Cat (dry and canned), hospital underpads, Kitten Attract litter, baking soda + vinegar + detergent for ridding laundry of odors, Fortiflora, and Little Noses decongestant drops.

    Slightly more personally,

    Lilac goat’s milk soap from Lori’s Soap Market in Branson, MO (also online). Their Rose scent is awesome as well, but lilacs will always be my favorite. Orange and ginger Aromatherapy shampoo and conditioner from Bath & Body Works. The Venus Breeze has saved me so much time shaving my legs.

    Listening to podcasts on my ipod while I’m cleaning or gardening makes the tasks so much more enjoyable. I like The Moth, Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me, This American Life, The Nerdist, and others. I love playing Mystery Manor on my ipad daily.

    I use my Cuisinart SmartPower Compact Portable Blending/Chopping System every day. Especially for making my morning yogurt smoothie, but also good for pancake batter or scrambling eggs if I want something more substantial. It is much easier to clean than my regular blender and the to-go cups are super-convenient.

    Lady Alice apples. Seasonally available in mid-winter. They have the supercrisp flesh I love while tasting like apple cider. If you dice up one of these apples and mix it with french vanilla Oikos greek yogurt and Archer Farms Pecan Sticky Bun granola, then you have the dessert I ate for two months straight because it was even better than ice cream!

    I had a lot of “me toos” while reading everyone’s lists, but I don’t think these items were mentioned.

  290. I’m newly in love – again – with my Library. My Library, your Library, EVERYBODY’S Library. That’s the best part. Books to borrow, for free. Websites that let you know if they have the book you want, and request it if they don’t! Films, music, reference books, assistance with research! And all of it provided by staff and librarians who are some of the loveliest people on earth. Even when they’re grumpy. (which they only rarely are.)

    Ya’ll should all go visit yours. 🙂

  291. Oh my goodness, I love this idea! Here are some of my failsafe comfort items:

    1. Villianess: http://villainess.net/

    Awesome bath and body stuff from an awesome lady. My favorite is the Smack! It’s soap that starts out all sandy and scrubby so it exfoliates you and makes your skin ultra soft while you clean. It comes in a whole bunch of different single notes that you can combine up to four to find awesome scent combos. I’m currently in a leather phase, and my favorite mixes are 1) two scoops of Vanilla Bean, one scoop Sugared Roses, one scoop Suede, or 2) one scoop Suede, one scoop Black Tea, one scoop Bonfire, and one scoop Honey Nut. I feel ultra badass after I use it.

    2. Feed, by M.T. Anderson: http://www.amazon.com/Feed-ebook/dp/B003KVKW9U/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1374469864&sr=1-1&keywords=feed

    One of my favorite books about a future where we’re all linked in and everything’s not okay. Also, best first line of a book ever: “We went to the moon to have fun, but the moon turned out to completely suck.”

    3. Woman in the Hat: http://www.womaninthehat.com/

    A blog about what happens when you’ve finished cancer treatment, but still haven’t finished healing from cancer (and cancer treatment.) Full disclosure: it’s my mom’s blog, but I would love it even if it wasn’t. Switching between funny and poignant, it’s great not just for people recovering from cancer, but anyone who is dealing with something that is still difficult even though society is telling you that you should be fine now.

    4. Fiona Apple – Every Single Night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIlLq4BqGdg

    My current anthem. (If you haven’t heard it yet, I think you’d really like this one, Jenny.)

    5. A Softer World: http://asofterworld.com/

    Webcomic told in photos. Love it to pieces.

    Bonus thing that isn’t helpful for other people, but makes me smile: I don’t know exactly what all my friends are planning for my bachlorette party, but I just had to sign a waiver to go play Zombie Laser Tag. Everything about this is just the best thing ever.

  292. Thriftbooks.com
    Super cheap used books
    Free US shipping
    Save more money by buying from the same location
    I super love it

  293. I have a list in my phone of things I love just in case I am the reincarnation of Oprah and I just don’t know it yet. Bucky sleep masks, Twistband hair ties, Bounty paper towels, Cadbury mini eggs and memory foam pillows are all things I cannot live without. And acidophilus. And snack baggies. And my Kindle. Also probably oxygen and other organic nutrients. But mostly the other stuff.

  294. Product I can’t live without http://www.t-nation.com/store/products/superfood . Seriously. I get…uh…gastronomic distress…from the vast majority of veggies, and I almost never eat enough fruit, so every morning I drink a cup of this instead of tea, and I rarely get sick now. Making nutrition super easy FTW, lemme tell you.

    https://www.facebook.com/TheCritterRoom?hc_location=stream – Foster Dad John’s rescue group finds pregnant cats that have been abandoned, and host a live streaming webcam of the kittens from the day they are born until they are adopted. SOME DAYS YOU JUST NEED A STREAMING KITTEN CAM. Disclaimer: They just had their kitties adopted in the last two days, so, until a new pregnant mama is found, there will be no new kittens…Oh, here. Another kitten cam: http://new.livestream.com/tinykittens/firefly

    https://www.fitocracy.com/home/ Making working out seem more like a video game? Helps keep me motivated when I’m only a few points away from leveling up.

    https://www.goodreads.com/ I’m not good at finishing some books, so keeping track of what I said I was reading helps keep me more accountable. I also am now aware of how many books I abandon. Poor books. (Not your book. I read it in a couple of sittings, and laughed until I literally cried at several points. <3 )

    And though she is not new to me, I love reading anything by Mary Roach. I adore her sense of humour in the midst of what would otherwise be somewhat awkward and/or dry books. Funny + learning = two great tastes that go great together!

  295. Honestly it might just be coffee. <3 or being able to put podcasts and audio books on my ipod. having all that AND music all in one place is damned amazing.

  296. You mean the Doctor Who 2005 reboot, don’t you? Because you can’t miss the Christopher Eccleston episodes, surely?

  297. I forgot, how could I forget, NAIL POLISH, I feel pretty when I wear it, I have gotten really good at applying and adding fun stuff, glitter polish is my favorite, I have bling on my fingertips!

  298. Here are some links of things that I’ve discovered online that bring me lots of joy:

    -If you like tiny things (particularly tiny food): http://imsotiny.com/
    -If you like The Cosby Show and the song Blurred Lines: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crBNdOREZE0
    -If you like autocorrect fails: http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever

    Here are some things I’ve bought (for cheap) recently that have brought me lots of joy:
    Melatonin
    The book Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed
    The CD The Blessed Unrest by Sara Bareilles

    Thanks for all the shares thus far everyone!

  299. Celestial Seasonings Sugar Cookie Sleigh Ride tea. It tastes just like sugar cookies, and reminds me of being in my grandmother in her kitchen. She baked cookies every time we visited, and was the best grandmother anyone could have wished for.

  300. Greased Lightening…it’s a cleaning product for lazy people and stubborn dirt & grime!! Spray it on and wait a bit (have a “drink”) and then wipe the gunk right off!!! I use it all the time!

  302. Others have said it, but I could not live without Netflix. So cheap AND it remembers where I left off so I don’t have to. Also, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, by Robert M. Pirsig. I first read it when I was 18 and it changed the way I thought about the world. I re-read it every few years and get something new from it every time.

  304. Our inexpensive ice cream maker…we are really into making our own ice cream and it’s so good!

  305. Lois McMaster Bujold – her space opera and fantasy books make me furiously happy (even if I occasionally cry) – don’t understand why everyone in the world doesn’t read them!

  306. Tim Minchin. More specifically, all of his music, comedy, satire, humor, sarcasm, genius, and eyeliner. I love Matilda the Musical and have dance breaks in my kitchen with my kids to the lovely When I Grow Up. It makes every day of deployment more bearable.

    Barefoot wines- cheap and everywhere.

    Skype/Facebook/Internet capabilities in Afghanistan- without them I would not have seem or heard my husband for the past 8 months, or for the next 4. I am truley grateful for this technology.

    And you Jenny 🙂 You make me smile and feel like I am not alone.

  307. I’ll be echoing people to start. First off, in the general categories, cats and books. There are times when my cats have been the reason to get up, so I can take proper care of them (and spoil them!) All sorts of fantasy literature, definitely including Gaiman. And since Cassie already mentioned some of them, I’ll say that I’ve reread Mercedes Lackey’s Valdemar books so many times, they’re comfort reading now.

    Specific things that were shockingly already mentioned, besides Lackey’s novels: Sanuk shoes and Tervis tumbler. I dislike flip flops intensely, but Sanuk also makes all sorts of Sidewalk Surfers that still have the comfy sandal footbed. I even have black suede Sanuk books. Insulated glasses are phenomenal to have, especially so when I lived in Florida. They’re still lovely now, and I enjoy not having drippy condensation on my glass as a bonus along with the insulated drink.

    Finally, I have two new things. 1) Since I am a tea fiend, my Ingenuitea teapot is awesome. It holds sixteen ounces and has a built in metal mesh filter in the bottom. You let the tea steep, and then set it on top of your mug, which toggles open a valve in the bottom allowing your tea to strain directly into your cup. 2) Hyland’s Calms Forte. It’s a homeopathic sleep aid/stress relief. For me, this stuff works. It helps me falls asleep, helps calm my mind when it won’t stop running, and helps ease stress. It’s definitely a “your mileage may vary” item, but I have found it helpful for years now and know many others seem to as well. I know the people to whom I have recommended it were favorably impressed.

    Hope you’re feeling better, Jenny.

  308. Tea. Loose leaf and from a teapot. I love tea. The process of making it is as soothing as the drinking of it. It is a ritual I love and that helps me when I am anxious or down.

    My kindle. I have a neuro disease that has stolen a bit of my sight and I find reading small text impossible even with my glasses (although I know i need new ones but who can afford that.. lol.. not me). So the kindle allowing me to make the text nice and big means I can read still. Plus its so small and handy to cart around.

    Whittakers chocolate. I am from New Zealand and its local chocolate that is pretty gosh darn good. They put out a new one about a week ago and its scrummy.

  309. I just found Allie Brosh up for preorder! So psyched. I also second the Jennifer Cruise and Nalini Singh books recommendations. Cruise will make you warm from laughing and Singh will make you hot for other good reasons 😉

    I can’t live without my garden. For a buck and a half, I can get a veggie start that feeds me for months. Right now, I’m gorging on cucumbers. (I recommend Straight Eight.) We just got the first few peppers. (Sweet Gypsy peppers are good for fresh salsa!) Soon we will have too many beans. (Blue Lake pole beans can grow straight up in a small amount of space.) You don’t need a lot of room or money. Just semi-decent sunlight and some puttering.

    [Note: During springtime weeding I sort of feel differently about the garden 🙂 ]

    Now to take a bunch of notes. If anybody has can’t-live-without hair products that actually work… I just got a haircut and things have gone, like, literally haywire. Assuming that haywire is actually wire that binds hay, which is what I think I need for my hair.

  310. At the moment, it’s a digital pulse massager that I got for $40. (No, not THAT kind of massager…) All my stress goes to my shoulders, and then they get all tight and pulled up to my ears and basically it sucks. I’d love to get a real massage, but those would be expensive for daily use, and I also don’t like people touching me. I’ve only used this thing a few times, but it’s pretty awesome. Especially now that I have realized that the buttons actually change settings, and some are way more useful than others.

    I’m not so good at math, but even I can tell that odds of being the randomly chosen winner are not good. But if it is my lucky day, I’d like it to be donated to my best friend, who’s going through the kind of tough times that not even a $40 massage and a bottle of rum can fix. You’re one of the things that help her remember that depression lies, so thank you for just being you.

  311. Indigo Wild Zum Frankincense & Myrrh laundry soap. It’s pricey, at about $16 for a regular sized laundry soap bottle so I just use it for my sheets. Let me tell you though, it is bliss to get in freshly washed sheets that smell like they do when I use that laundry soap!

  312. I find my joy in crochet hooks to keep my hands busy and my mind focused, and a pilot varsity disposable fountain pen to make me feel fancy whenever I write something down.

  313. Things I love:
    The Dry Sodas
    The Battlestar Galactica soundtrack – Bear McCreary is a god.
    Any foods with lavender, coconut, and rhubarb.
    Kitty snuggles.
    Teas – Earl Grey with lavender
    Harry Potter
    Lego Video Games
    Dressing up like Batman to do things like Segway tours
    The Twilight Edward standee that I taped a Matt Smith face on
    Writers like Bill Willingham and Neil Gaiman
    (I couldn’t pick one! But in fairness neither did you :-))

  314. Diet Coke, wasabi peas, Terry Pratchett, Stephen Sondheim, cats, and the color teal.

  316. Books, especially the ones made of actual paper. I can’t imagine buying an e-reader… I would miss the smell of my books.

  317. 1. The Font Georgia: It’s free, and looks swift, and beautiful and has the feeling of immediacy when you read it, and David Foster Wallace used it in Consider The Lobster, so it’s hard right now for me to use Georgia without being reminded of the beautiful monstrous words of the guy. The Guy Who Killed Himself Because He Probably Thinks He’s An Inevitable Sacrifice For Me To Have All My Free Stuff.

    I’m using Georgia right now to do social media marketing for James Salter, Ayala Shops, Allie Brosh/thank God she’s making it through and it’s no surprise that she’s not feeling at least level-6-of-10 well because I force myself to think that a person who writes that level of hilarity has to be feeling inversely extremely proportional.

    2. Louis C.K.’s free podcasts on iTunes and Youtube. Why do I feel that when he’s a Required Listen to the Filipino youth at least, I shallowly arrogantly think we’d all be living what John Lennon only imagined? I’m not taken to thinking that – you know what? I’ll stop right there. I need to control this flow of words, words that are I feel important to say but I think are kind of distracting and counter-productive to my agenda of spreading the important things humanity should preserve. And by humanity, I only mean the readers of this blog’s thread.

    3. Sarah Silverman’s Youtube stuff. That music video with Will.I.Am about spending with self and masturbate. That bit about Fur Coats “eaten” by African children. That bit of selling Vatican paintings away. All important to the burgeoning of the Filipino society I can cry for. You hear that, Filipino Congress? Steal our money and buy everyone some James Salter and Sarah Silverman Products please. You get rich by stealing, plus you’re stretching your influence to Sarah Silverman readers. You can never have enough people to steal from, right? Plus, Madam Blogess, Sarah Silverman likes Rio Kiley, and now that I’ve listened to your Rio Kiley linked song, Rio Kiley’s now my new must-study, after Arcade Fire, The Walkmen, The Shins, The Daniels who directed Simple Song, a music video that’s like Wes Anderson – all these are products I’m all taking with grace and sanctity and contentment and glee. And all of them are free.

    4. 7 Eleven Hot Water and Ice. You live in Cebu and you don’t want shelling out P50 for cheap latte because the P7 instant coffe is just as weak but you can’t drink the P7 because only the P50 has hot water? Go bring tumbler you got from KFC Tumbler Pack (you’d like it because it’s got fun designs, designs all Pendleton Ward lovers would love) and get FREE hot water in 7 eleven branches in Mango and Capitol and Colon. Imagine what you can do with FREE Hot Water and Tumbler and Tumbler and Ice! Iced Frap with Cottage Cheese! Instant Ramen w/ Pork Rind and Lechon and Crispy Pata and Pork Rind Salad anywhere! Safe food, safer than the Pungko pungko shoddy street food! It’s genius! Filipino Congress, buy everyone a tumbler and Al Gore will be your friend. You can steal from Al Gore, too, right?

    5. – more to come –

  318. Doctor Who for sure, and Merlin.
    My Mary Kay products (even if that sounds like a sales line, I love it and I’m not ashamed)
    Thinkgeek.com, I will be making a wish list on that website for my babies because the baby stuff is just too damn cute not to. And they have amazing stuff in general.
    My music collection, having been a musician for most of my life nothing makes me happier or calms me down better than putting on a recording of a concert I performed in.

  319. My favorite things:
    Dark Chocolate & Earl Grey Tea, Chai Tea Lattes make me smile when I am having a bad day. My favorite websites to check in with on a regular basis are yours, Allie’s (pre-ordered her book), and Epbot (I miss Jen’s tutorials and I hope she finds her joy in that page again) I found The Bloggess because of Epbot, I also like The Oatmeal.

    I think that your list is wonderful. I started watching Doctor Who because of how much you and Jen from Cake Wrecks/Epbot talk about it.

    I also found so much more from reading your blog. I found my tribe and the strength that comes from knowing you are not alone in the world. Although I think I might be alone in my dream to be the eccentric scary lady at the end of of the block (who is actually really awesome) when I am finally “elderly”.

  320. O’Keefe’s Working Hands Cream. I’m a nursing assistant, so I wash my hands at least 30 times a day. My skin was getting so dry that my knuckles were cracking and bleeding. Someone recommended this, and it’s a MIRACLE. I use it nightly with gloves, and my skin stays ridiculously soft.

    Ursula K. Le Guin. Fantastic author, whether she’s addressing the tensions between spirituality and technology in The Telling, investigating the meanings of gender in The Left Hand of Darkness, or painting a vivid picture of race and renewal in Four Ways to Forgiveness. LOVE her.

    “Shake It Off” by Florence + The Machine. Reminds me of a Zen proverb that’s been helping me a lot lately (if not with my baseline anxiety, at least with the root causes of it): Let go or be dragged. And the video even features a fabulous Red Dress!

    Latter Days. This movie breaks my heart and then puts me back together again. It’s about love and loss and creating your own family, but I think this quote sums up the theme that I love so much: “When I was a little kid, I use to put my nose right up to [the Sunday comics]. And I was just amazed because it looked like this mass of dots, and none of it made sense until I pulled back. Life looks like that mass of dots to me sometimes. None of it makes any sense, but I like to think that, from God’s perspective, life, everything – even this – make sense. It’s not just dots. Instead we’re all connected, and it’s beautiful and funny and good.”

  321. Bath & Body Works’ Three-Wick Candles. They fill my entire house with scent and cover up the olfactory evidence of my inadequate housekeeping.

    The New York Times. My favorite time suck on Sundays.

    Books. Almost any book. But especially books by physicians who are also gifted authors. My current favorites are Oliver Sacks (anything he’s written is pure gold) and Abraham Verghese (“Cutting for Stone” is one of the very best books I’ve ever read). I’m awed that these men are able to be both compassionate clinicians and talented writers – especially on those days when I feel like I deserve a medal for simply surviving until bedtime.

    My dog. She provides the unconditional love that heals my soul.

  322. Bath and Body Works Eucalyptus Spearmint candles. I can feel the tension leave my body when I smell this. It’s hard to describe. Just go into a Bath and Body Works and take a whiff. Then watch for them to go on sale.

  323. -Benedict Cumberbatch makes me very happy. Can’t find him on Amazon, boo hoo. But can find him in some awesome movies and BBC series.
    -Doctor Who and the Tardis
    -Stardust by Neil Gaiman
    -Feather quill pens and heavy stock writing paper
    -Corsets and slips
    -Calvin and Hobbes
    -A good back rub, oh lord, do I need one
    -Hyperbole and a Half
    -And Jenny Lawson singing her audio book chapter titles

  324. My goats and chickens. Because I was in this big deep ol’ depression that would not lift; I could not even get out of bed I was in such despair. But the farm… it needs tending. So every morning, for months, I would drag myself resentfully out of bed to milk and clean and collect eggs and the thousand and one other chores one has to do to run a small urban farm. And bit by bit, it got better. Sometimes it is still the best I can do, to get out of bed, attend to the farm, and crawl right back into bed, despairing. But some days I stay up. I sit in the pasture and watch the ongoing chicken drama. I feed the goats carrots and scratch their soft ears.

    Also, “Trixie’s Guide To Bliss” by Trixie Koontz (aka Dean Koontz) Because it is the best ‘self-help’ book you will ever, ever read.

  325. 1 – Many jars, and fruits to put into them. I can stuff voraciously, as though it were my profession, which it’s not. I’m a stay-at-home-mama to two girls who will someday realize that most people buy things like pickles, mustard, ketchup, and jam, rather than make it. Lately I’ve been making my own awesome fruit syrups, with the goal of getting a shaved ice machine to make ice to drizzle them on top of, so your post is very relevant to me!

    2 – My Dash Egg Cooker. I thought the idea was so ridiculous when my husband mentioned it… Why would I need a separate machine for cooking eggs, when we have a 5-burner stovetop? But he ordered one, and it rocks my world. It makes these awesome ‘medium boiled’ eggs with a perfectly runny yolk that runs down over sliced avocado onto my toast, with esentially no effort from me other than the joy of eating it.I love that thing.

    3 – Cats. I have 5, which still feels like we’re missing one, now over a year after one of our sweet guys passed away.

    4 – the movie Amadeus

    5 – books. My default favorite is The Phantom Tollbooth, though sometimes I feel like I should chose a favorite grown-up book. It’s such a good one though!

    6 – Eos lip balm.

    7 – a membership to the Field Museum to my 4-year-old future paleontologlist can visit her best dinosaur friends on a regular basis

    8 – quality loose-leaf tea

    9- the ability to purchase things on the internet

    10 – my iPad, so I can make silly lists like this while nursing my 13-mo-old at one in the morning.

  326. Wonderfalls on DVD–I watch this over and over again all winter to get me through the grey days (seriously, I love that show)

    Serenity and Doctor Who–enough said.

    The Wee Free Men audiobook by Terry Pratchett–hysterically funny, wise, poignant and perfect for a preteen girl too.

    Pirate Fluxx–the gateway drug to our family’s tabletop gaming addiction! It brought me so much closer to my nephews.

    My local library! It’s free and provides the best escapes–I could never afford to buy all of the books I read. Some favorites (mostly kid’s books):
    Sweetness at the Bottom of the Pie (and all of the sequels) by Alan Bradley
    The Theodosia series by RL LaFevers
    The Penderwicks by Jeanne Birdsall
    The Magyk series by Angie Sage
    Anything by Diana Wynne Jones

    Twitter! It keeps me sane.

  327. Podcasts! I love This American Life, 2nd Story, The Moth, Radiolab, and more.

  328. So can be super corny and say love and the sun. Neither expensive but both make everyone happy…. And I typed out a few things that are expensive. Then erased them. Because these two things are keeping me going right now.

  329. -Electric kettle. So much faster than the stove (my stove sucks) for heating water, and it plugs in anywhere.
    -My Kindle. This one is really at the top of the list. I used to read about 70- 80 books each year, then I got a kindle and that number went *way* up, last year it was close to 400 books. I love my kindle to bits. And so many good reads are free or really cheap and carrying hundreds of books in my purse is the best thing ever. Never going to run out of reading material again.
    -Burt’s Bees pomegranate lip balm – it’s light in texture but keeps my lips soft and smooth for a long time after applying and it’s got a great light scent, most lip balms with any scent at all give me headaches. Love this one though.
    -Nitrile gloves – possibly weird but they are perfect for working on light jobs in the garden or around the house to keep your hands clean. And there are perfect for cooking when you are handling hot peppers -no finger to eye transmission and screaming later on- or anything that leaves a smell on your hands. I like garlic but I *hate* the smell chopping it leaves on my skin. With the gloves it’s not a problem. And costco carries them, so they are easy to keep on hand.

  330. Mr. Clean Magic Erasers – they clean things I don’t think could be cleaned.
    Dirt Devil Extreme Power Hand-Vac – so much easier then a full-size vacuum.
    Arm & Hammer For Sensitive Skin Laundry Detergent – because it sucks when your clothes make you itchy.
    Soda Stream water carbonator – settles my stomach without having to buy tons of bottled fizzy water.
    Microfiber Hair Turban – who needs a bath towel on your head after a shower?
    Anything written by David Sedaris.

  331. Any of Paul Rudd’s older films, like Clueless, Overnight Delivery, Object of My Affection. His films before he started doing bromances? Woonderful.

    BeautyLabo Shake Hair Dye. It comes in a milk shake type container, and spreads on your hair like whipped cream. They even have light colors that go over dark hair without bleaching.

    Squishables. They’re giant round ball-like stuffed animals. I have the Narwhal and a Panda. They can be used as pillows when you nap, and they’re great to hug when you feel sad.

    Membership to the local hands on museum.

    Paper stars. You can buy jars of them, or you can make them yourself from origami paper.

    I try to visit shirtoftheday.com every few months, because they put all the shirt-sites in one location, and then I can choose like that.

    Fabric from Spoonflower. They have loads of cool fabric. Even some from Doctor Who. I have a pink toile of all the villains, but I don’t think they have that anymore. They do have a TARDIS damask, though.

  332. Podcasts! If you love Archer, or sunshine, or puppies, or seeing people who just gave you a judgey look then trip in public — so, basically, ANYTHING AWESOME — you will love Thrilling Adventure Hour.

  333. Netflix – I’m totally addicted and it helps feed my binge tv watching habit of all my favorite shows: subcategory of this being allowing me to marathon Doctor Who for days straight.

  334. I wanted to share some things that others may need but not know about. These are products that I have stumbled across or found through great trial and error and now like so much that I tell everyone about them-
    Neosporin overnight renewal therapy- best thing I have ever found for chapped lips, available at most discount and drug stores. My son and I get the worst chapped lips (mine will split and his will chap around his mouth and look like clown face paint) and this is the only thing that helps.
    Mustela stelatopia moisturizing cream- works great on eczema patches (available from skinstore.com)
    Reusable icepacks (actually hot/cold but I only ever freeze mine…and they stay squishy). I buy mine from scriphessco.com where they have every size, shape, and texture you could ever need, but any chiropractic site would have it (or amazon, they have everything!)
    Relora- an herbal supplement I heard about on Dr. Oz for weight loss (belly fat). It didn’t do much for weight loss but I think it is supposed to help stress eaters and I don’t qualify. However, I found that it has helped me with shoulder and neck tension, which helps me with headaches and sleeping so I don’t care that it hasn’t really helped me with weight loss.
    Online scan-able coupons- every time I find myself stuck in line at a store, I pull out my smartphone and start searching for store coupons where you can pull up a bar code for the cashier to scan. It helps my patience and occasionally saves me money 🙂
    I absolutely love the warm and fuzzy feeling I get when I can help someone, so I really hope somebody reads this and it helps them. I love this site and everyone one it and wish you all the best!

  335. Dear Jenny,

    I, like you (and I’m sure many of your other readers out there as well), struggle with self-harm occasionally; it’s been getting more frequent as my depression, OCD, anxiety, trich, and derm get worse with time and age. Though I’ve been on medication for years now and also been fortunate enough to have access to a few excellent therapists (both of which have been life savers in their own right), I still fight with myself on a daily (hourly) basis. I wonder if you might dedicate a post to those aforementioned coping mechanisms that you were so fortunate to discover through the Suicide Hotline?

  336. I got the microwave slippers too, from my husband for Christmas. He thought they were a joke gift, but I love them. Mine are called “Hot Booties” and when I saw that charge on our account I thought he bought some x-rated movie or something. I also love a simple back-scratcher he got me from the local drug store, it has a telescopic handle, so I can reach any part of my back. It is heaven.

  337. I love my Keurig…it’s not the new fancy VUE, it’s just an original one…but it cured my Starbucks addiction and it makes me feel fancy when I use it…can’t live without it

  338. Mr. Sketch markers
    My Wen non-shampoo
    Cacique bras
    Bubbies pickles
    My electric blanket, so snuggly during R.A. flares
    Vegetarian sushi
    Morningstar Farms veggie strips (I prefer to call it facon).
    Your book

    And I wanted to say thank you for being thoughtful enough and brave enough to mention the Suicide Prevention Hotline. I have never needed it and probably never will, but as I read that entry I thought “Jenny Lawson just saved someone’s life.” And probably more than one. So even if you never write another word, your legacy is assured. I looked at the Suicide Prevention Hotline Link, and they accept donations. I’m adding them to my 10%-to-charity list Right. Now.

  339. 1. sleep mask- i seriously don’t know how i ever slept before… (ex: amzn.to/118TrN8)
    2. ginger ale
    3. tostitos artisan recipes: roasted garlic and black beantortilla chips
    4. red nail polish (makes me instantly feel like a badass female)
    5. netflix. all day.

  340. My art supplies- they help me when I’m feeling low, because I make something cool, or beautiful, and it makes me feel better about myself and where I’m at with my life. I also couldn’t live without Jasper Fforde. The Eyre Affair and the ensuing sequels are literary genius.

  341. The must have daily product for me is rhe MILK FROTHER from IKEA!
    It makes me feel all smansy-pansy!

  342. Rose Icecream – I know it sounds weird and fake but it’s fantastic and real. I get it from an Indian shop called “Real Icecream”. You don’t need to eat a giant portion of it to be satisfied, it’s decadent and bright pink. At least the kind I buy is. Proof it exists and a blurb about the shop I mentioned ~ http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/09.17.98/cover/best-icecream-9837.html

    Practical Magic – Okay I know you have your own movie like this but I watch this when I want to feel better because it’s exactly the right amount of teary eyed, feel good, weirdness. The book by Alice Hoffman and the movie are equally wonderful. A lot of my favorite things are movie related, I’m a film major.

    Looking up actors I like on IMDB and trying to watch as many of the movies on the list as possible. I go to the library for most of this but sometimes end up buying one if I find it cheap. I have found some of the most intriguing, thought provoking, disturbing, erotic, etc. stuff doing this. For instance I found a film called “Perfume” by looking up Allen Rickman which I think you might appreciate. Read the synopsis first/scroll down to storyline, NOT SAFE FOR CHILDREN. ~ http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0396171/

    http://jimcarreytrulife.com/ I don’t need to explain why, go there and you’ll see.

    Sometimes I sit down with a book in my library and hold a question in my head, then I open it to a random page and select a passage blind by pointing at it. Upon reading, sometimes it has nothing to do with the question but when it is it never fails to amuse. It can jump start your brain when you’re having writer’s block. Try the same thing with your music library.

    Watching “How Clean Is Your House?” on youtube. This is an English T.V. Show with two cute little english ladies who go around helping people with their unbelievable FILTHY BIOHAZARD house messes. I’m not judging them, most of them went through really rough life changes and their house is an external symptom. It makes me feel so good to watch them get this help that they so desperately need and after I’ve watched I suddenly want to clean my ass off!

    I love your blog and thank you for sharing your weirdness with us so we can all feel better about being the creative “weirdos” and not one of those poor unfortunate “normals”. I hope you find at least one of these things as pleasing as I do. 😉 Take Care.

  343. *my sewing machine – I go through withdrawal if I don’t get to sew every day
    *quilting blogs – you’re one of the few non-quilting related blogs I follow (you, Allie Brosh’s, Ken Jennings’ and murrmurr’s – you have to check her out. She has a book “Trousering Your Weasel” that is screamingly funny).
    *$2.99 or cheaper books for my Nook – I have found some surprisingly good writers that way. I have 5 bookcases in my house (down from 8) and I’m re-thinking this whole hard-copy thing.
    *Best Press spray starch (lavender scent) by the gallon from Amazon – way cheaper than at the quilt store
    *my kitty, Tigger, who has an automatic feeder set to feed him at 5 a.m. but persists in waking me at 4:30 a.m. to tell me the food hasn’t come out yet and he’s probably going to die so I’d better get up and feed him.

  344. Things I love that make life bearable (aside from my kids and cats, of course): Books. My favorites are Time Enough for Love by Robert Heinlein, the Harry Potter series, the novels of Jane Austen, and anything written by Terry Pratchett, esp. the Discworld novels featuring the Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax or the Ankh-Morpork city watch. Also, I’m currently reading the Sandman comics for the first time, am now on volume 8, and pretty much just have to say, “Wow!” It took me awhile to get into the first one, but I haven’t been able to put down any of the others–I stayed up until 2:00 in the morning reading volume 6 last night!

  345. I love my really old Sony e-reader. Yes, I have to hook it up to the computer, but it’s only for reading books. It doesn’t have games, it’s not back lit, and I love it.

    I also am in love with Nivea Lip Care. I put it on every night, and it has helped my lips so much.

    I hate to cook, hate it completely. However, I figure my kids probably shouldn’t eat out every day, so I go to http://www.ourbestbites.com. They have the BEST recipes for everything. I have yet to cook something from their site that I didn’t like. Their recipes usually are fairly simple, without crazy ingredients. However, if they do have a strange one, they tell you where to find it, and what else to do with it.

    I’m pretty easy to please, and right about now, I’m in a really good place in my life. My best friend just donated her kidney to her brother. If I were to win the gift card, I’d totally give it to her. She keeps saying she’s not a hero, but I know better. She and her husband are both teachers, and they didn’t even really get to enjoy their summer.

  346. Burts Bees lip balm…I’m addicted to the tingle!

    Your blog, Ice Mountain bottled water, and St. Ives apricot face scrub (medicated).

  348. My SodaStream! I got it to help me cut back on my Pepsi habit – substitute one fizzy thing for another – and it’s worked amazingly and now I look forward to drinking water. It’s shocking.

    Also my pet rabbit, who is sometimes the reason I get up in the morning.

  350. People used to look at me like crazy for owning bath sheets, and mine are 30 years old now. But what I can’t live without are thick fluffy *wool* socks for sleeping in. None of the acrylic nonsense. Mens thick work socks with towel-like loops on the inside. In WOOL. Late spring I can switch to cotton socks, but it has to hit 30celcius (86F) for me to even think about giving them up. Also my chewie ( a custom made dental splint) cos I grind my teeth in my sleep. Glamour, I has it.

  351. My little kitty boy O’Reily Bird, the small furry love of my life I’m about to loose to a tumor. My Nook, I could not live without my e-reader. Blueberries, and raspberries when I can afford them and Fage 0% yogurt. Ice packs. I LOVE my gel ice packs. They make the things that hurt, hurt less, AND you can put them in your bed to cool it off in the summer before you get in it. And then I’m really weird… I ADORE cold showers. Again makes things hurt less, and there’s nothing in the world like cold water on a freaking hot summer day.

  352. Ooh, I’ll have to try the coconut scrub! Allie Brosh is fantastic, and I. LOVE. Jenny Lewis! I’m seeing her tour with the Postal Service this week and I am soooo excited. Also, one time I went to what I thought was just a Beck concert on my birthday, only to find that JENNY LEWIS was opening for him. LOOOOOVE. Okay that is all.

  353. Renew lotion, it’s the only lotion I can use with my eczema. It is more expensive than regular lotions but I buy it by the case and keep it in very room in my house.
    Also my cast iron griddle that lays across two burners of my stove top. Pancakes, French toast, toasted cheese, quesadillas, this bad boy does it all and does it fast!

  354. A good pair of rain boots, so I’m not miserable during the rainy season. Lip balm, especially fun flavors like cardamom rose. And public transportation, because I hate driving and can’t afford a car.

  355. My stuffed baby Big bird that I have had since the summer before my senior year, because it reminds me of my two best friends and our bond that is still strong after 19 years. My iComfort bed, because I have back and spine issues and for some reason radiate enough heat to fry an egg most of the time and it keeps me nice and cool. And last but not least our beloved comics, all 11,000+ of them, they are my adventures when i cannot escape the frantic anxiety of my mind, my distraction when my husband is deployed, my entertainment when I get bored, and most importantly, it was my interest in comic books that made my husband decide to keep me way back on our second date!

  356. I could not live with out my e-reader. I lost my nook about 2 months ago and it sent me into a deep depression and constant panic attacks looking for it. I finally gave up about 2 weeks ago and ordered a kindle snd I feel at least a little bit more whole again.
    I also love my tervis tumbler because I never stay hydrated enough and it helps to keep stuff to drink with me.

    The last thing I could not live without is disney world I splurged on season passes this year and it has been a great investment in my sanity. It reminds me it is ok to let go of reality from time to time and just be a kid at heart.

  357. Bomb pops! I got addicted to these while I was pregnant with my daughter. She’s 4 months old now, but I still go through a box of these a week. We’re watching every penny now that I don’t work, and anything left at the end of the month goes to my daughter, but these Popsicles are my one indulgence. 🙂

  358. The inexpensive thing I can’t live without is my body pillow. I love, love, love sleeping with it.

  359. I can’t live without my microfiber hair wrap towel. I travel and its awesome and drys fast so I can pack it up and go. I live in Scotland now, but still adore your list and anything from Amazon I by I just ship to my mom in Texas and either pick it up when I visit or she sends it along. I LOVE this list.

  360. I read that as “I’m not sure if Oprah exists anymore” and then “I’m giving all of you a free gift certificate”. I think it might be bed time now. Or two and a half hours ago.

  361. 1. Talenti Sea Salt Carmel gelato. OMG yum! Thanks to Anne Wheaton, I am now a slave to my treadmill, but it’s SO worth it!

    2. Twitter – as an introverted hermit (a hermity introvert?) I enjoy being able to “meet” people without actually having to, y’know…meet them. 🙂

    3. My husband – he is my rock and has helped me through a rough couple of years.

    4. My cats – even though they will RUN from the far reaches of the house just to gak on the only rug we have, I still love their fuzzy little butts!

    5. People like you and the Wheatons and Allie Brosh who are so genuine, honest, and all-around good folks. I enjoy reading what you put out into the ether!

  362. Books! I have a kindle and I love it and yet I am still filling my house with books.
    Also tea, I recently started drinking tea and became instantly addicted.
    Converse trainers, I always wanted a pair of these when I was a teenager but couldn’t afford them. I now have four pairs in different colours, and am plotting to buy my fifth pair.
    My cat, Marvin, he always knows when it is more appropriate to cuddle up to me or bite me (named after the Martian not the paranoid android although I often think an electronic item that knows everything and tells me Don’t Panic would be a major help in my life)
    I now also think my life won’t be complete without a Tardis beach towel……

  363. Not trying to pander here, but you! I found you, and it has made my world better. Also Allie Brosh, Post Secret, and the Geeky Hostess. Oh, and Color Me Katie. She makes me so happy! Doctor Who, of course. It has actually changed my life.

  364. You mentioned towels twice so I thought I would mention my addiction. . . . Japanese Towelkets (google wanted me to search for Towelettes but TOTALLY different!)
    Towelkets are amazing, towel blankets!!! great in the hot humid summer just to sleep under a double or queen size towel. I do not share with my hubby so he has to have his own towelket or else we steal it in the night if there is just one. When I was a kid, after a hot bath I just loved to snuggle in a beach towel and often dozed off so having a towelket is a dream come true. Can’t imagine living without one. Like Adams said, don’t leave home without your towel, since mine is blanket size I must be a really big hoopy frood.

    here is a link to show an example of a towelket but really it is all about the feel of it.

    http://zakka-merci.com/shopdetail/061022000793/

    and of course my kindle, really been depending on that since all my books are in boxes so been using my kindle as a literature pacifier .

  365. Let’s see… things I can’t live without?

    1. Bubble tea – i love this stuff so much. It just makes me happy.

    2. J.R.R. Tolkien – because I am a Tolkien nerd and wouldn’t have his books to love so much if he never existed.

    3. My smartphone – gets me through my job each day and helps keep me sane and organized.

    4. Art – though I do art a lot less than I used to and need to paint and draw more often, when I do I always feel better afterwards.

    5. My sister’s dog – this dog makes everything better. This winter we’re going to have one of her puppies and I can’t wait because this dog is awesome and I love this dog and can’t wait to have my own.

    6. My sister – we got along a lot more than when we were younger and help each other survive through everything.

    7. A king sized bed – it was cheaper to get a king size bed brand new than a full size bed brand new at the time so logically we got a king size. Way better deal right? I don’t even remember how I slept on a full size bed now with my husband instead of a king.

  366. Kinder eggs. These magical surprise chocolate eggs that you can buy in any convenience store in the world except in the USA, where they are illegal due to having small parts. The thin chocolate eggshell contains a plastic capsule with a toy inside, often one that has to be assembled and becomes something bigger. There are hundreds of different ones and you never know if you’ll get an entire puzzle or just a figurine, but my favorite was an alien sitting on a copy machine. The ‘paper’ that came out was a picture of the alien! Since these are difficult to get in the USA, I have people bring them back for me if they ever travel and then I stock up and save them for when I’m having a hard day. It doesn’t fix the depression or whatever might be stressing me, but the bit of chocolate and the toy surprise can do a lot to inject some happiness and whimsy when I need it!

  367. Big hat tip to the commenter who recommended Steve Martin/Edie Brickell’s “Love Has Come for You.” Been listening to it on Spotify while reading all the comments. ALL. 🙂

    I enjoy Blistex lip balms, especially Herbal Answer and the Cold & Allergy Lip Soother; Sabra hummus, the pine nut flavor; Pixar movies; Nag Champa incense; long, hot showers; Spotify; Netflix; my cats; milkshake therapy; browsing/buying on Etsy; Biolage shampoo and conditioner and Cantu leave-in conditioner (chronically dry, curly hair lifesavers IMHO); Friends episodes (always and forever); IMDb; and drawing with markers.

  368. The first two aren’t really “cheap”
    My Breville “Toaster” oven – the one that bakes cookies, roasts veggies and a chicken, and broils to boot.
    My Breville Sous Chef – Best best best food processor ever

    Melatonin – it makes bedtime most likely to end in sleep
    Sharpie Gel Highlighters
    Books by Diane Ackerman – esp A Natural History of Love
    Writing and receiving letters by post
    My cats – even though one is diabetic, one is incontinent (and furry) and the last hope turned out to be lacking in brains and common sense
    My contact lenses – I’d be blind without them
    My husband
    My son

  369. I love Bookbub.com. They give great deals on books, and after you sign up (the site looks fishy, but it really doesn’t spam you) you can choose the genres that you prefer and what retailer you want to get deals from. Mine is set for adventure, thrillers, and fantasy at Barnes & Noble because I have a Nook, but you can choose anything, even the cookbook genre (although that one rarely has any specials). For digital books only, I’m afraid.

  370. Tumblr. And Candy Crush. Also my heat activated TARDIS mug. Oddly enough, those three are usually combined somehow…

  371. I have sick addiction to Candy Crush. I only allow myself 5 dollars a month on it. My husband is considering an intervention.
    Also sour patch kids. I hide them from my kids because I’m mean like that.

  372. Fluffy fuzzy socks. Also the endorphin rush after a 5K. But not at the same time because ew.

  373. A thundershirt. It is like swaddling a baby, for a dog, so they don’t suffocate you when it storms.
    Dudley: the best dog ever who d

  374. waffle maker – I rarely make waffles, but I do use it to make toast (everyone should, waffle print toast is the best). When we got married, we got zero toasters but 4 waffle makers. We kept 3… one of them lives at my mom’s though. I guess since I use one of them like a toaster, we actually did get a toaster, sort of. I think I’m going to use it to make grilled cheese tomorrow.

    baby tracker app on my cell phone. It pretty much keeps track of what goes in and out of my new baby. I never thought I’d care quite so much about anyone else’s bodily functions, but there you go. My brain is fried most days, though, and this tracker helps me feel like I’m staying on top of stuff.

    everything else on my phone. seriously. I use a google calendar to keep track of my family’s comings and goings and my cell phone is my main conduit to that. also access to my email, and communication with my spouse since our schedules are wacky different right now.

  375. *My SodaStream. Fuzzy water is awesome.
    *Re-reading books, or just favorite passages–the ones that are guaranteed to put you in a different place before you fall asleep.
    *Blowtorch. Lighting it up and melting metal, then hammering the metal, melting it again.
    *Too many fave authors to list, so I’ll just think the list and you can all go ‘oh yeah, same here’.
    *Cheese.
    *My puppy, Penny Dreadful.
    *Rock hunting. Low stress.

  376. I just discovered what’s called a “dirty” diet coke, which is diet coke on the rocks with sugar-free coconut syrup and then a fresh lime and lime juice. It’s addicting and delicious and now I can’t stop craving them!

  377. I bought a bunch of strawberries at a great sale and didn’t know what I was going to do with all of them. And then I saw this recipe and decided to try it. It was a huge hit! The kids love it and don’t want me to buy jam anymore and just keep on making this one. It’s even yummy eating it straight out of the jar! It’s easy to make, it tastes great, and it’s healthy! So I guess I better go stock up on lots of strawberries and make enough to last us until next summer!

    http://www.thegraciouspantry.com/clean-eating-strawberry-chia-seed-spread-recipe/

  378. My Kindle. I can hold a library of books in my hand and everyone of them is for me. How can that not be awesome?

    The webcomic Looking For Group. It’s updated regularly, it’s artwork is fantastic, it’s free, and it’s laugh out loud pee yourself a little funny. Team Richard!

    Living next door to a cemetery that has a weeping angel. In the mornings I open my curtains and there she is. It means I don’t have the biggest bedroom in the house but the view is worth it.

    The Guild. ‘Nuf said.

    Anne McCaffrey. Every single one of her books. This author is why I love dragons. I cried when she died.

  380. I am getting SO MANY ideas! Thank you!
    ~Lipstick. but mostly MAC lipstick in chili. And the fact that I have a “signature” color. 🙂
    ~Internet friends-anyone who has them can tell you they are just as real as friends irl.
    ~Vera Wang Bouquet bought at 1/2 of retail on eBay. After years of using perfumes I liked “ok”, I finally found “my” scent.
    ~Yes on Who!!!
    ~Malt vinegar chips from Fresh & Easy…I haven’t ever seen another brand of these delicious beauties.
    ~Ice. Im an ice whore and have wrecked my teeth from chewing so much ice. I bought an Emerson portable ice machine about a year ago and the ice is softer, though your shave ice machine sounds like it would be better!
    ~Coffee. Hot, iced, black, sweetened, milk, flavored syrups… Yes, yes, yes…
    ~TiVo. Not just a DVR-I love the company, their service & the TiVo head.
    ~My 50’s vintage O’Keefe & Merritt stove.

  381. 1. Has to be my Nook! I love this thing. All my books are easily accessible from anywhere. So great!

    2. Heating pad. I also have arthritis. I have a heating pad that you can get the cover wet and enjoy moist heat on those achey joints.

    3. The Song of Ice and Fire books. I’ve reread them soo many times. I love to curl up and read these books.

    4. The Bloggess, of course. I check in here for laughs or just to feel normal. I have severe anxiety and depression. It’s nice to read that I’m not the only one and that alone is priceless.

    5. Bruno Mars. When I don’t feel good I like to listen to his music. I love the doo wop feel to his music. It cheers me up!

  382. Golden Girls, the complete series on DVD. Nothing makes me feel better than watching some hilarious Golden Girls. It reminds me of being little and safe, of my mom and Gramma, and is just funny as hell almost 30 years later.

  383. All dressed chips. I hear you don’t have them in the states, and due to that alone, you are poorer. I find they abrade the roof of my mouth if I eat too many at once, but they’re so delicious I don’t care. Plus that heals pretty quickly, anyway.

  384. I had to stop reading all the comments because I kept adding and adding to my list! Everyone has such great lists!

    Things I can’t live without:

    Books. My favorite authors are Arthur Conan Doyle, Maud Hart Lovelace(turn if the century Midwest. So good) Tamora Pierce, Patricia C. Wrede (PLEASE FOR SURE READ HER BOOKS!!) Robing McKinley (OH GOD HER TOO!!) Julia Quinn, Bill Bryson (best nonfiction travel/english language/science/quirky history ever) and probably a thousand more.

    Music. James Taylor has kept me out of the darkness for my whole life. Eva Cassidy, Mary Chapin Carpenter, The Carpenters, George Gershwin, Pink Martini, Antonin Dvorak, Claude Debussy, Thomas Tallis, Giovanni Pierluigi da Palestrina, ummmm… Lots. Bach. Mozart. Gabriel Faure. You get the picture.

    Cook books!! I am endlessly comforted by reading cookbooks. It’s funny, because more often than not I don’t actually cook any of the recipes I devour from my cook books, but I just love them even so.

    Colorful ramekins. I have about six little colorful ramekins, and every time I get to use them it makes me inordinately happy.

    My Le Creuset Dutch oven. God, best wedding present ever!! I have been slowly collecting the more affordable crockery by Le Creuset as well, and that also makes me SUPER happy. It’s high-quality, beautiful and useful! Who could ask for anything more??

    Most of my kitchen things, to be honest. I love spending time in the kitchen. Be it washing dishes or making them dirty, being in the kitchen, cooking, it is all very soothing for me. I am in complete control. That is my domain. It’s lovely.

    Baaaaaaths!!! I love being in the tub. It’s too bad, but the lovely apartment we are living in right now has a terrible tub. Straight back, no lean. But when the need is great, a bubble bath does the trick every time!

    Knock-off Zyrtec from Costco. IT’S SO CHEAP AND EFFECTIVE!! Where I live in Oregon, spring and summer and when they burn the feilds in autumn… It’s like torture for my face. So knock-off Zyrtec and honey save my bacon.

    Shit, is my list long enough yet? I guess I’d better stop now, or I’ll never quit! Oh wait!! Coffee and tea!! There is nothing like the perfect cup of hot coffee or tea. My tea of choice is Red Rose, and I love light roasts of coffee. 🙂 Ok. I promise I’ll stop now.

    Thank you, Jenny for all you do. I hope that you find a million things on all these lists to make your life a happier (or maybe just more comfortable) place, too! I know I have!
    Much Internet stranger love.

  385. Oh, and wiiiiiine! I’m lucky to live in the Pacific Northwest where there are a million fantastic local wineries to drink from! Man, I didn’t discover wine until I was in my mid-twenties! But I sure am making up for list time now!!

  386. Lace anchors. They’re little plastic doo-hickies that you put on the inside of your shoes that keep your laces in place. They make it so that you never have to tie and untie your sneakers. Bonus- no big loops or loose laces sticking out, so they make your shoes look better.
    http://www.laceanchors.com/

  387. Were that it was possible I would buy all the people that have ever been in my life a hug. Those that I love still, those that I loved and lost one way or another. The bullies, the bastards, and the people near and far that for a moment held my heart or allowed me the great honor of holding theirs.
    I would buy back the indie bookstore that closed and restore my friend, JR, into the job she loved.
    I would buy a day with my grandfather to hear stories that a boy needs to hear of life in Minnesota back in the day.
    I would buy a day of health for the patients that I cared for and that have cared for me. I would buy a new knee for my best friend that is having so very much trouble with hers.
    And lastly, I would buy a ticket to visit an internet friend. To laugh and learn from her.
    p.s Bloggess that last one is to visit you.

  388. A few of my favorite authors are Bill Bryson (Mother Tongue was my intro) and David Sedaris (Naked).

    Favorite kitchen gadgets are my Cuisinart ice cream maker (along with my copy of Lick It! Creamy Dreamy Vegan Ice Creams Your Mouth Will Love) and my pizza stone.

    Favorite bloggers are you, Marinka from Motherhood in NYC and Suzy Soro from Where Hot Comes to Die.

    I also love Digestive Advantage Lactose formula probiotic. It works much better than Lactase and lets me enjoy the pizza I am eating right now and also can’t live without!!

  389. Things I can’t live without…
    My kindle. It is high on the list of things I would grab from my house if I could only take a few. Reading saved me from myself countless times. “fuck you reality, I’m reading” I love it.

    Silence. Its free and wonderful.

    Work. Seems odd but I haven’t been unemplyoed since I started working the day I turned 16. And that one makes me money!

  390. I am a stay at home mom of a 5 month old sweetie and thus spend a lot of time with limited access to my normal activities. My Google Nexus 7 is my one handed library, game console, TV, phone, internet center and more. On many nights checking twitter has helped me not fall asleep on top of the baby while feeding her.

  391. I recently discovered fanfiction.net and am addicted. There’s stories for just about every popular TV show (Dr. Who included), movie, or book. My favorite TV show, Stargate Universe, has been off the air for years. But at fanfiction.net it lives on in the stories posted by some very talented writers. Best of all, it’s free!

  392. Fanfiction. I know, it’s the bane of a lot of writers and many people think fanfic is weird & rubbish, etc, but there’s some really awesome fic out there and it showed me that I wasn’t alone in the things I wanted from my life, that I was ok and not weird/strange. I probably wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t for reading & writing fic (considering my complete inability to write more than a few thousand words of my own ideas the writer’s block was crippling me) it has provided an escape for me. It was my downtime when I was studying for my degree since I couldn’t really go partying with my friends.

    So yeah, I know some stuff is crap, but there is also some really great stuff out there. The light stuff has given me such a distraction when I’ve been really down about my own health and even though I don’t suffer with mental health issues, living with a chronic illness is mentally draining. Fanfic gives an endless supply of lovely imagery and reading about relationships that aren’t all heteronormative makes my lack of love-life feel a little less depressing (which you’d think would be the reverse but I live vicariously through fictional characters lol) and I get to read about the things I like that aren’t published in the mainstream.

  393. Mom with a new baby here…I read your blog during middle of the night feedings. That being said, couldn’t live without the miracle blanket right now. Only way any of us are getting any kind of sleep these days!

  394. What do I like…… The Bloggess. Surviving The World with Dante. Sharon K. Penman novels. And I will be trying the sleeping potion soon as it is currently 4:41 AM and I have been awake since 2 AM crying and wishing I could sleep through the night just once.

    Blackberries fresh off the vine. Home grown tomatoes and cucumbers sliced up and eaten. Watermelon while swimming at the creek with my fam. (yeah, I’m a country gal….)

    And BTW…Thank you. It’s been a rough few weeks here and you’ve always made me smile. Not a whiny thing here or plea for sympathy…..An honest Thank You.

  395. I can’t live without a scarf. (It’s winter in Australia right now, so this is actually topical.) I didn’t know about scarves until a couple of years ago, but um they’re awesome.

  396. For my very dry crazcked heals….O’keefe’s for healthy feet…at Lowes! Lol its the thing that worksx for me….its around $6…pricey for me….but the relief is priceless 🙂 …slightly off to find footcream in the construction section of the store…or at that store at all! But its perfect!

  397. My Mum always said growing up that books are your friends. It’s true. No matter how bad or good your day is, you can always find comfort in them.

    If I’m going through a rough patch I love to get out my Secret Diary of Adrian Mole series by Sue Townsend. I have grown up with Adrian and each time I reread the series I appreciate it more and more.

    I also can’t get by without my husband (he’s not much of a reader but I still love him).

    Oh, and wine. enough said.

  398. One of my recent favorite things is my roomba. I especially love watching my feline overlord interact with it. Holy is fascinated by the roomba but doesn’t trust it.

    I also love breakfast food for lunch or dinner, which makes me also love diners.

    Finally, I also love independent bookstores. Not that I never shop at Amazon or Barnes and Noble, but now that I live near an indy store, it happens less and less frequently. I’ve even been known to look stuff up online and then order it through the indy store.

  399. The continuous water bowl for our pets. It’s not the one that is filled dumped upside down and in 2 days is slime. It actually has a pump that cirulates the water so no slime and it only needs to be filled 2x a week unlike a regular water bowl that needs to be filled 50x a day.

  400. A bath pillow! I have dry, supremely itchy skin that gets ten thousand times worse in the wintertime. I used Aveeno oatmeal bath packets once or twice a week through the winter, but I hated how leaning my head right against the tub would hurt. I found a bath pillow and it became my favorite thing up until two weeks ago when the seams finally gave out after two and a half years of use. For a product that I don’t think cost me more than $20, that’s a good long run.

  401. My wrist splints and compression sleeves, for when I have my very, very bad RA days, as opposed to all of my other days, which are just very bad RA days.

  402. I’m a rower, so my single scull is my treasure. Nothing eases the world away than some quality time on the water.

  403. A friend gave me one of those low-tech thingies so I can listen to my iPod in the car, even though I only have a cassette deck. (Yes, I live in the ’90s).

    I love being able to take my music wherever I drive.

  404. There are three things that I can think of off the top of my head that I am grateful for:

    Facebook – Okay yes I can keep in touch with friends and family and that’s fantastic but I just love the pictures and sarcastic comments that you find on some pages.

    iheartradio app – It keeps me from killing my co-workers, I can just put in my headphones and tune them out 🙂

    Fanfiction – I know it’s incredibly geeky but it’s free and I can read stories about my favorite characters. I also have met the most interesting people through fanfiction and it helped me realize that I am not alone. I am not the only one who gets lost in her head sometimes and needs to be poked and prodded to join the real world.

  405. My favorite way-more-useful-than-it’s-price-would-suggest purchase is a cat toy called Cat Dancer. It’s like three dollars on Amazon, and my cat, who has little interest in toys, will chase it for hours if you wave it around for her. And then if you set it down she’ll try to eat it.

  406. I love the Northshire Bookstore in Manchester, VT. It’s always one of the highlights of our vacation trip when we set aside an afternoon to browse there.

  407. 1. This blog, it’s free and makes my heart happy.

    2. Youtube – because music like this soothes my soul (lots does, but right now this is on repeat): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7_08n0

    3. I wish everyone had access to this lip stuff because it just kicks ass (think UK only right now): http://www.boots.com/en/Soap-Glory-8482-Super-Colour-Sexy-Mother-Pucker-8482-Lip-Plumping-Gloss_1243307/

    4. I still import this (and anyone visiting needs to bring so that I never run out): http://www.glad.com/food-storage/plastic-wrap/press-n-seal/

    5. Same with this: http://www.tide.com/en-US/product/tide-to-go.jspx

    6. And the internet in general – I live far away from most of my friends and family and as the internet grows, our distance gets smaller.

  408. There are a few things.

    My dog – after a bad day it’s great to come home to the best puppy kisses.

    my neighbor. My neighbor is 81 and she gives me the faith that there are still great and wonderful people in this world.

    S’mores cooked over a camp fire

    Flaming hot Cheetos

  409. Aloe Vera for my hair. I started switching my hair care products from whatever I happened to find in the store when in need to eco-friendly, silicone and sulfate free products. And then I started putting grocery on my head. Like yogurt, honey, egg yolk, various oils. Aloe Vera provided the first wow effect. Unfortunately I started bonding with my plant and now I feel bad about steeling its juicy leaves.

  410. Pandora. The free version is fine and the pay version isn’t very expensive. And it introduced me to Jenny Lewis, so that’s pretty awesome.

  411. I love my Babe movie. I watch it or just listen to it when I grade papers, clean, and just sit. Truthfully, whenever I can. Somehow the overall “hope” in this silly movie (the mouse chorus is icing on the cake!) just makes the world right again.

  413. The library where the mind-numbing yet awesome learning tools/kid distractions magically arrive by unicorn.
    Diet Barq’s Root beer
    Refrigerated deli pickles and green olives
    Giant packages of candy bars for post-partum snacks
    Momma’s cooking
    My family who I could never replace
    Awesome cloth diapers instead of ganky smelling disposables that spew baby poop everywhere. –That shit? CONTAINED!
    The internet– because I can find my own ‘family’ away from family and of course devices to access it.

  415. Shower curtain rings that have the balls (ball bearings?) on them. They make the shower curtain slide SO much more easily on the shower rod. Inexpensive, and yet, a luxury item.

  416. Not in any particular order:

    Skype, because I still haven’t gotten used to being in England almost five years later and having to deal with the constant London rudeness, so talking to my twin sister definitely helps.

    Ice cream, because ice cream.

    My daughter. She is delicious in every way, every day. Her sunny personality and sweet nature lift me up every day, and it’s for her that I’m going to start taking meds again to even me out.

    Books. I haven’t had much time to read lately, but when I do it is a pleasurable escape.

    All my TV series, and I’m always looking for new ones. It’s usually a drought for me in the summer, but when Fall comes, LOOK OUT!

    Love the smell of fresh laundry.

    Sesame Street songs. My daughter’s favorite is the one with Will. I. Am. It makes me feel better, too.

    Fit Flops. I can’t wait until it’s sort of spring like here in London, because when that happens, those Fit Flops are the only shoes going on my feet.

    NetFlix. Super great.

    Amazon. Helps me get American products for not a ridiculous amount of money.

    Anything with Peanut Butter and Chocolate. Anything.

    Your blog. Inspirational, funny, heartwarming. I root for you every day.

  419. So pleased to see Jenny Lewis on the wonderful list of great things.
    Sometimes she makes sense of an very odd world. Good call Mrs.

    My go to happy place is in books. Any book. All the books. My kindle was a difficult buy (I love paper. books. holding a book) but would now recommend them to anyonbe… especially the travelling types!!

  420. Fancy soaps always make me feel happy when I shower.
    Doc Martin is my TV obsession.
    Crocheting keeps my hands occupied while I watch the entire Doc Martin series for the 327th time.
    And finally, I don’t want to live in a where music by Josh Ritter doesn’t exist.

  421. Dark chocolate with sea salt http://www.escazuchocolates.com/iframe/
    Trader Joe’s French soaps
    Coconut oil for EVERYTHING, cooking, hair, skin you name it
    Oregano oil , 4 drops under the tongue will cure most anything
    Ben & Jerry’s ice cream
    Ebony Splendor watercolor paint brushes
    My coffee maker
    Agreed on the local bookstores . Beach bookstores are the best.

  424. When my marriage was ending in its slow and painful way, the song “A Better Son/Daughter” became the song that I would sing loudly in the car on my way to and from work everyday, on my way to and from the Barnes & Noble I hung out at so I didn’t have to be home with my (now) ex-husband, and on the way to and from my appointments with my therapist. I found it very therapeutic and identified so much with it (“But you’ll fight it, you’ll make it through, you’ll fake it if you have to, and you’ll show up for work with a smile.”) And I also found such hope at the end (“Your ship may be coming in, you’re weak but not giving, to the cries and the wails of the valley below”). So anyway. I was excited to see it highlighted on your blog post.

  425. I love my iPod. It was a gift from my daughter and it keeps me in touch with my children, who are apparently doing better than I because they all have fancy smart phones.

    Also, earthclinic.com is a treasure trove of natural remedies and information. I check there first, even before WebMD, who only tells me that I might be dying.

  426. Music… Life can often be very very lonely, stressful, and insane, and then music helps bring peace, serenity, and joy in such a huge way. I often buy it used for insanely cheap, too. This way I can have a large collection without spending lots of money.

  428. Get yourself to Restoration Hardware (I know, I know, but I promise!) and get their bath sheets. Oh my sweet little baby Jesus, heaven. And Bath & Body Works lavender sleep spray.

  432. My Nook. I resisted e-readers for a long time but it has the greatest purchase.

  433. I am glad I discovered the Pandora radio app. I love being able to listen to exactly what I want, with customizable stations to fit my mood/activity. Duran Duran whilst in a bubble bath? Yes please! I also love the whole line of Johnson’s Bedtime Bath. My son is eleven, but I have enjoyed it since I used to rob his nursery of it. The scent is soooo relaxing. Finally, I love LOVE The Convos With My Two-Year-Old Videos. They make me laugh out loud so hard. I look forward to new ones the way I look forward to new books my my fave authors.

  434. Okay, I got really excited about the Rilo Kiley song and didn’t post my favorites, so here we go:

    I love my Nook HD+. I am on a mission to read over 100 books this year (I have read 70ish so far), and this thing makes it possible for me to read anywhere and everywhere I find myself with a free moment.

    The Indigo Girls – Their songs served as the soundtrack to my 20s, and now that I am deep into my 30s, I love listening to songs like “The Wood Song” and “Mystery” and considering all that Amy and Emily have seen me through.

    Brene Brown and Geneen Roth. Also SARK. These are the women whose books I read when I feel like I am NOT okay. And they make me feel a little more okay (or like I will someday be okay).

    750Words.com. I use this for daily, private, unfiltered writing. 96 days in a row and counting!

    My dog and my cat. They make living alone feel a lot less like living alone.

    Law and Order: SVU. It’s my favorite show ever!

    Burt’s Bees lip balm. The regular one is my favorite, followed by the one with the red cap that has some clove oil in it. I try other lip balms but always come back to this one.

    Also, along the lines of the “What Should I Read Next?” site, there is http://www.literature-map.com. You put in the name of an author you enjoy, and the site will give you similar authors…the level of similarity is indicated by how close they end up on the literature map to each other.

  435. I am addicted to a word find book I got as a gift. It’s easy, mindless, and helps calm me when I’m anxious. Also, my corgi Fergus. He’s pretty cool and everyone should have one.

  436. I love the HEB San Antonio blend coffee (and they have K cups-score!) I’ve also been catching up on Hannibal, which is pretty awesome…

    And my husband just introduced me to Thug Notes on You Tube-hilarious and well done 🙂

  437. My “ok corral” for my 1 year old twin girls. Well really it’s called a Playard, you know the child gates to keep the kiddos from going up stairs or what not. This is actually one big circle so they can’t go anywhere, unless your one of my daughters and tries to climb it to get out.
    This has been a life savior for me! I wouldn’t be able to get anything done around the house if it weren’t for it. Plus it’s fun to watch my 3 year old son torment them while they’re in there, just kidding, well sort of!

  438. A kitchen sink faucet with a push button sprayer that pulls down. I know, that’s not terribly exciting, and I was loathe to spend money on it, but our faucet was leaking into the wall and making the ceiling in the room below look like it had the pox. And now that we have our new faucet, I really truly don’t know how I managed without it.

    Also, my Kindle. Best thing ever.

  439. If wishes were horses…

    I’m dirt poor at the moment. Like, I just earned a $30 paycheck on Friday. (Yay, part-time job at Kohl’s where you can expect completely crap hours.) So lots of these are on my wish list. Mostly because I need them:

    Orphan Black Season 1 DVD set. I LURRRRRRRVE Orphan Black. The best show BBC America’s come out with by far.

    Clothes. More specifically, I need interview clothes. I only have 1 set, & the shirt in that set I’ve had for nearly a decade. It gets…sticky…when I have more than 1 interview with a company, let’s say.

    Basically, I need an entire new wardrobe as all but 4 of my shirts have stains or holes (or both) in them. I have 4 pairs of nice pants I rotate through that I’ve had also for nearly 10 years & haven’t found comparable ones to replace them.

    Chocolate gets me through some rough times, although I’ve had such severe anxiety that I couldn’t eat anything recently.

    Celtic Thunder. The group that came out in 2008ish. I am obsessed with their songs–particularly “Maid of Culmore” & “The Old Man” & “Tears of Hercules”. They’re so, so good.

    If $350 got me a full-time job with awesome pay & equally awesome benefits, I’d be SO there.

    Alas.

  440. I couldn’t live without Doctor Who. My husband and I have learned to tell each other to “Smile in the face of the Daleks”. It has seriously helped through some hard times.

    And upon recent discovery, I couldn’t live without my camera. I only just got it this year, but I have found so much joy and my self confidence again thanks to it. It helps me release stress much like my books or journals did when I was a teenager. I love my camera- it’s my second baby. Complete with baby blankets to help keep it safe.

  441. Burts Bees….the original. I have to make sure I always have a tube on hand: car, purse, nightside table, couch endtable, my husband’s pocket.

  442. My keurig machine…. I love coffee. There are many things I can do without but that’s not one. I thought it broke last week. About had a stroke. Oh, and Timothy’s Italian blend coffee.

  443. My favorite thing is also free. It’s my local library network! If my local library doesn’t have what I want, another one ships it over, and I have it within a couple of days. My library is what allowed me to watch Doctor Who, Sherlock, and other shows I may not have gotten to watch. It also allowed me access to the wonderfulness that is Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Suzanne Collins, and, right now, Rick Riordan. Since I had pretty much no money, it gave me the chance, for free, to enjoy all my favorite things and explore new ones!

  444. the last week, the thing that brought me the most joy was playing trivial pursuit with the family – both realizing how “smart” I used to think the game was (and now we laugh over the stupidity and wrongness of some of the questions) and also getting to see my 14 yo daughter be concerned that I was crying – because I was laughing so hard.

  445. My Kindle addition is pretty fierce. I would spend my entire life savings on books if I could. So, to keep us out of the poor house, I use the public library to borrow Kindle books. Sometimes you have to wait, but it’s like Christmas when your book becomes available.

  446. The Discworld books by Terry Pratchett. Take Neil Gaiman and amp up the wordplay and satire by a factor of 10. You can go from laugh out loud to a moving story end over and over again. I have them all and won’t be without them. Tragically Pratchett seems to be suffering from Alzheimer’s and his writing has more or less disappeared. But we have these gems to make life better. Read ’em 🙂

  447. Big Bertha (my KitchenAid stand mixer)
    Grilled cheese sandwiches
    PostSecret

  448. My dog — on bad days, I wish I could see myself like she sees me.
    Also, clean water that’s available 24/7, and ice whenever I want it.
    Automatic washing machines — and a husband who uses it!
    A reliable car, even if it isn’t the mango color I wanted.

  449. * Dante’s Inferno. Which sounds pretentious, but the concept of getting lost in life & passing through the lowest point in Hell to reach Heaven is something that resonates deeply with me.
    * Terry Prachett’s Discworld books (my favourite is ‘The Night Watch’. I could read them over and over…and over and over…and over and over again.
    * The Swann Memorial Fountain in Philadelphia. I head there when I need to re-orientate myself in the universe.
    * “Solisbury Hill” by Peter Gabriel. Favourite song in the whole wide world.
    * Double espressos. The smell of coffeeshops (someone should make a “ground coffee bean” perfume. I’d wear it every day)
    * My A4 day-to-a-page diary. I’ve been keeping them for 13+ years – I always write something for each day.
    * Buff headbands.

    …I could go on. But I better just stop there.

  450. In no particular order:
    Natural Ice lip balm
    Kindle Fire (for myself and to entertain my kiddos sometimes)
    Reusable water bottles (I am a water drinking nut and have a bottle with me where ever I go)
    My kiddos (but I think that one is a given)

  451. a) my pen and notebook. I live with PTSD and often it is my pen which knows far better than I how I’m feeling. Once I see it there in my own handwriting, I can start to deal with it. b) my friends. They’ve got me through darkness more than they realise. c) a cat called Maggie who comes to visit me and demands that I take time out and play the string game. I always end up laughing. Then we have hugs. d) the Internet on my phone. Because then, whenever a nerdy question occurs to me, I can look it up right there and then.

    Also coffee. And chocolate.

  454. I can’t live without my Keurig coffee maker. And my nook. And Pinterest. Those three things could keep me going indefinitely.

  455. Dark Chocolate, Jameson, and Guinness for starters. They’re like, my comfort foods. And Mizuno running shoes. Those things are the best, and if I can’t run, I lose my mind. And my favorite toy is my Canon Rebel T3. Had to save up forever before I could buy it but it was worth every penny. Now I can take really awesome pictures of food. And of my horse.

  456. My favorite thing is my Pandora One subscription. I personlize stations, and it exposes me to new music. I’ve discovered many new (to me) favorite bands this way. I think it costs something like $5 / month. There’s a free version, but it has too many commercials.

  457. My cheese knife! You know the ones with the holes in it? We use it every day!

  459. I can’t live without my backhoe. It has made the work around my farm not just doable, but easy. It’s going to be instrumental in building that house we are going to start putting in this year. Couldn’t live without it.

  460. Placker mint flavored flossers. I have them at work, in my car, my husband’s car and my purse. I go nowhere without them.

  461. The internet of bugs. I keep a vegetable garden, but it’s mostly an excuse, because bugs! You type in a description of a bug you saw – then you scroll down through Google’s image search until you see your bug (or until you start seeing pictures of Taylor Swift or opossums or something – in which case you redo your search terms and try again). You then go down an entomological rabbit hole that transforms your understanding of what goes down in your back yard – here’s an example: death among the parsnip flowers.

  463. 1. Kindle Fire
    My favorite toy since I can’t afford an IPad.

    2. Cover girl clump crusher mascara.
    It really doesn’t clump for thicker and longer lashes and a quick makeup job

    3. Tweezer man tweezers
    They really get the hair

    4. The Bloggess
    Because she is funny and real and that was shameless suck up ness.

  464. I Love the weight watchers spicy string cheese. Its amazing and delicious. Books and goodreads. I read constantly and am always looking for book suggestions and this site helps me a lot. Freezie pops, those tubes of super sweet colored sugar in the plastic that you freeze. I love them more than anything. Its an addiction really.

  465. naomi shihab nye. poems, essays. if you don’t know her go over to her house and introduce yourself. she lives in San Antonio. or maybe read a poem or two first. lots on te web. and she had a couple of cassette tapes out years ago with her wonderful songs. including one about a chicken. i’m serious. you guys need to be friends. or at least reading buddies. tell her margo solod sent you. the crazy thing is i haven’t seen her since 96 but she will probably remember who i am. that’s the kind of person she is.

  467. My family!

    Thoug that amount would pay for drivers training for my 15 yer old step daughter. Which would be such a help as we are currently using all our money on my step son who has fetal alcohol syndrome.

    I think whoever wins will be blessed by this. You’re awesome!

  468. I love Korres Honey Thyme face cream. My skin is soooo dry and super sensitive and I am allergic to all kinds of things and this is perfect. Except now sephora stopped carrying it and it is so hard to find. Yes I am in love with a face cream

  469. Bath and Body Works body washes. They smell pretty, and twice a year they have this crazy sale where I stock up. Since you only need to use a bit of it at a time, it lasts forever. I have a stash under my sink that should last the rest of the year, until it is time to hit the sale again.

  470. I like to cook, a lot, and my sister is a chef and she introduced me to the beauty that is a good knife. She bought me my first Wustof knife and it has been a love affair ever since. My favorite is the Wustof 6″ chef knife.
    Having a really good knife means that the making part of making dinner becomes so much easier. You are also much less likely to cut yourself if you use a good knife that is sharp. So easier food preparation and keeping all your digits whole with the blood on the inside…. win win!!

  471. I fucking love “Strangers in Paradise”, AND Neil Gaiman AND Hyperbole and a Half.
    You have incredible taste!

  472. jenny, tell emily that lots of churches have basements with closets of “interview” clothes. i already forgot her last name but she’s around comment 360 something.

  473. jenny, tell emily that lots of churches have basements with closets of “interview” clothes. i already forgot her last name but she’s around comment 360 something.

  474. Thanks for the list! I have to recommend my $20 Origins eyebrow pencil. As someone who wears little/no makeup, I’ve been surprised to learn that you can go from meh to Lady Mary with just a little bit of eyebrow pencil.

  475. I can’t live without my Smash books (scrapbook style) – they keep me sane when I’m having a rough time with lots of stress.

  476. Ototik–hard to find, but it’s a tiny plastic loop that you use for scooping wax out of your ear. I used to have to go to the doctor frequently to get my ears irrigated, which then gave me swimmer’s ear. This helps me keep my earwax under control before it causes problems.

    Small pocketknife, the kind you get at the neighborhood hardware store, with 2 blades and a plastic case that’s supposed to look like antler or bone or something. Useful for picnics, opening packages, whatever.

  477. Charmin with Aloe toilet paper. I’m not kidding. I can deal with almost anything as long as I don’t have to use any other toilet paper. It’s very kind to your skin. Nothing can make a bad time in life worse than a sore butt.

  478. Moroccanoil Oil Treatment for hair. Seriously love this stuff – you only use a tiny bit a day, so it lasts forever. (I think you can get it cheap at Sam’s)

    Shellac nail polish on my toes. YES, expensive, but I adore having my toes done. Paying the extra bit for the shellac polish makes the pedicure last a MONTH. Worth it as I live in Oklahoma & live in sandals.

    The Overdrive app for my phone & ipad – FREE & lets you check out books from your library. ALSO FOR FREE. I can visit my library at any time day or night & check out new books! Love, love, love it as I am a voracious reader …

    Furminator brush for my dog. These are a bit pricey, but we have a long-haired dachsund that sheds & this brush is amazing at getting rid of hair!

  479. I can’t live without caffeine…iced coffee in the morning a cup of spicy chai tea in the evening. I also can’t live without my Kindle Fire and Crest 3D white toothpaste. Gotta get rid of those coffee and tea stains somehow.

  480. http://www.zennioptical.com. I love being able to afford an eyeglasses wardrobe.

    Mini chopper – can’t do without this. It’s perfect for chopping an onion, pepper, whatever you like.

    My Kindle.

    Knitting. I knit so I don’t kill people. It’s working so far.

    Laurie

  481. Rice-filled heating pad. My sister-in-law made me this gem for Christmas last year and it is absolutely wonderful! She made it in a long, cylindrical shape that is perfect for draping around a sore neck. Simply pop it in the microwave for a few minutes and voila! you have instant heat therapy (you thought I was gonna say ‘instant rice’, didn’t you?). Also, in desperate times, it could serve as an emergency food source!

  482. Torano sugar-free vanilla flavoring. This is a recent discovery – my daily Sonic trips for a vanilla coke were taking a toll on my wallet, and using the Torano flavoring has made me feel so powerful. 🙂 Take that, addicting Sonic drinks!

  483. I too have arthritis that bugs my feet, hips, back, etc. I can’t live without my Yoga Toes. Great little invention.

  484. You Jenny, you, you, you! I visit your blog daily. Your book is wonderful & I have shared it with many people. The only other thing that I couldn’t live without now is my iPhone. It’s still amazing to me all of the things it can do & that I can do on it.

  485. I cannot live without my Erin Condren Life planner. I love that its an actual planner that I can write in and she makes all of these awesome stickers you can use, including photo stickers for birthday’s. They are colorful, customizable and simply amazing!

  487. Well, first of all, you and your blog, duh! You have taught me that I don’t have to fight my depression on my own and to try to keep it secret. I have my first doctor appointment tomorrow to start the fight! Thank you!!

    And British sitcoms. I always know that I can count on an old episode of The Vicar of Dibley or As Time Goes By to help brighten my day!

  488. as stupid as it may be, i love the bejesus out of my kindle. i resisted for so long (I LOVE BOOKS! i like the smell! i like the weight! they were what i grew up with!) but the connivance of having my kindle in my purse at the end of a book and being able to start a new one while getting my oil changed cannot be overstated.

    also, my husband. he’s pretty neat. i discovered him almost 2 decades ago, but i’d have a very rough go without him….

  489. Seriously, the Jenny Lewis love for me started with Troop Beverly Hills, moved onto Foxfire and extends to every musical thing she’s ever done. We just saw her come around with The Postal Service last month – TOTALLY amazing. If I could be anyone…I’d want to be her.

  490. Sea Spray from LUSH! I feel like I’ve spent my whole life looking for something to make my sort-of-wavy-sort-of-curly hair look more like curls and less like Hermione, but with out that nasty crunchiness of gel. This is that stuff and I would marry it if I could. Also, it smells like awesome.

  491. Paraffin hand wax. I too have arthritis and I swear by this stuff. One tip – get one big enough for your feet – mine is too small :(. I dip my hands and elbows and it helps so much!

  492. Sounds weird but I can’t live without my Sport Line armband. I don’t even run anywhere, but it’s the best ever for walks. I can still use my phone through it and it has a place for a key. It fit my arm when I was way fatter and it fits my arm now too. Just a little thing that makes life better. =)

    http://www.walmart.com/ip/16537230?wmlspartner=wlpa&adid=22222222227000000000&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=21486607510&wl4=&wl5=pla&wl6=19880599990&veh=sem

  493. MiO berry/pomegranate flavor added to water keeps me drinking that instead of pop. A squirt in my Jameson and water in the evening ain’t bad either!

    My iPad – which keeps me supplied with books from the library, movies from Netflix, and music from Pandora.

    Tai Chai tea (Adadio.com) in my favorite Tigger mug from the years-ago trip with the kids to Disneyworld.

    Boomsilk body lotion (http://www.boombycindyjoseph.com/) – magically took care of the super dry skin from surgery, and now I’m sold.

    Game of Thrones – the book, the series, and the theme song (which is now my ringtone)

    Raptor Resource Project (http://www.raptorresource.org/) and their bird cams – the Decorah, Iowa eagles are now “my eagles”.

  494. My grandmother’s poetry. She was a farmer’s wife from the middle of nowhere NC and she taught herself to write haiku. Amazingly enough she was good at it and got published both nationally and internationally (she even placed in a haiku competition in Japan). She died a little over a year ago after a long battle with Alzheimer’s. The disease was cruel and stole her poetry first, while she was still aware enough to miss it. Anyway, when I read her books it is like hearing her again the way she was. She is the reason I love to read and it helps that something so permanent was left behind.

  495. Tom’s shoes – they’re the next best thing to being barefoot, and for every pair bought they give a pair to a child in need. Crystal deodorant. A good cast iron skillet – food turns out awesome every time AND I don’t have to wash it! Burnished bronze cast bird skull pendant from Moon Raven Designs on etsy. Burt’s Bees lip balm. MoroccanOil leave-in hair oil – smells like hippies but makes my hair crazy soft. Dagoba blueberry and lavender dark chocolate. Hall and Oates “You Make My Dreams Come True,” which reminds me of the most important thing I discovered earlier this year, which is true love with a true equal. (Awww.)

  496. Something I can’t live without? Well, if i base it on the “if I were stranded on a desert island” question of life, I would have to go with my standard answer of 1. Hitchhikers Guide trilogy (yes,I know there are actually 5 books but we all know it’s called a trilogy for irony. Good old Douglas Adams!), 2. a gun (so that I can shoot me some tasty animals–this girl can’t live on coconut alone), and I don’t know–3. a partially deflated volleyball named Wilson to keep me company? I’d only pick him because he’s been through the whole stranded on a desert island thing before, and might have some good advice.

  497. I am totally getting those microwave slippers for my boyfriend who is from Alabama and afraid of the cold. We only live in in Virginia, not like, Canada. He is such a baby.

    Also, everyone has a price. I’m sure Neil’s is more than $350, but you never know.

  498. I couldn’t live without my horse. Yes so cliche, I know, but he is amazing. I bought him when I was unemployed ( and wasn’t riding or had any idea what I was doing with my life) but it was the best decision I ever made. I feel so sorry for people who don’t have animals. Dogs, cats, horses (I assume birds too, but they freak me out) give unconditionally what no human can.

    Yes I am a crazy horse lady and proud of it!

  499. Sinful Colors nail polish (mainly because it’s cheap – under $2 a bottle so I don’t feel bad getting several different colors). I’ve found that painting my nails doesn’t fix my problems, but it makes me feel content for a moment, and as a bonus I have pretty nails. (This is really weird, because I’ve never been a manicure person… ever.)

    Also: Terrible reality competition shows like Big Brother and Hell’s Kitchen. It’s such trash television and I don’t like to tell people I watch it, but it’s a nice escape as long as my husband isn’t in the room to dole out the shame.

  500. Also, for an item I can’t live without: Avon Skin So Soft Bug Spray. Because I literally get bit the SECOND I go outside if I’m not wearing it. If vampires are real, it’s really just a matter of time before I get mauled when I go out at night, because my blood must be super tasty. It’s to the point where my friends call me a tiki torch because if they’re outside with me they don’t get bit because all the bugs are biting me.

  502. Water, I’m an addict.

    Vodka and white wine, I’m an addict.

    Wow, those two statements have totally different meanings.

  503. My Dog- I have a retired greyhound who is my heart dog and I love him soooo much.
    Also, my deck because now I have patio furniture that my wonderful bf gave me for my birthday, so now my Dog and I can hang out in the shade and enjoy the trees. I’ve never had nice outside furniture before and now I can sit out there with a great book and a beer. Wish I had friends that I could invite over to sit with me cause there are 4 chairs! and I only need one for me… 🙂

  504. Fruit Adventure Tic Tacs. They don’t kill my diet when I’m craving something sweet

  505. Oooh, also – Allie is BACK! Can’t wait for her book, just pre-ordered. I’ll save a shelf space next to Let’s Pretend this Never Happened.

  506. Rum Chata- so delicious over ice for an after dinner yummy treat. Tastes like rice pudding.

    And my new iphone, I can now take random pictures of my yard or my toes and post them to facebook while I drink my Rum Chata on the patio.

  507. Ooooh, also any book by Diana Gabaldon! She’s the shit! And my laptop so when I’m sitting on my chair outside I can still read your blog posts.

  508. I love my Soda Stream. I don’t add anything to the fizzy water. I just like fizzy water. And before I got the Soda Stream, I would never have soda water on hand when I wanted some. And I’d be too lazy to go to the store. Now I can have some whenever I want.

  509. Things I can’t live without:

    The Nasopure bottle! It’s like an easier to use neti pot and helps keep my allergies under control: http://www.amazon.com/Nasal-Irrigation-System-Nasopure-bottle/dp/B0028SZEE4

    Caran d’Ache crayons – the nicest crayons ever, so heavy with pigment. Super expensive, but worth it. They make me happy whoever I pck one up: http://www.amazon.com/Caran-dAche-Neocolor-Soluable-Pastels/dp/B000WN625W/

    Audiobooks – I use them instead of sleeping pills. I close my eyes, curl up for sleep and listen to the story. No anxious thoughts can get ino my head whie I’m listening to the story. Eventually I fall asleep and wake up with no side effects. Ambien made my life hell until I learned this one!

  513. I think I’d have to go with audiobooks. I’ve had trouble for a while now fitting actual reading in–there always seems to be something else that needs done. But audiobooks I can listen to while working, or on my substantial daily commute, or while knitting, or… whatever. Audible’s great for newer stuff, but I also like Librivox for older, public-domain books. It’s a volunteer project and everything it puts out is free. Not being professionals, the quality is sometimes better than others, but in the years I’ve been downloading Librivox content I’ve very seldom found anything that’s so badly-read I just can’t listen to it, and some of it is quite well-done.

    Also Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. (Or the generic equivalent, which are identical to the brand-name and thus work just as well.) Scrubbing out my shower when the hard water stains got too bad used to be a pretty tough project; now it takes me, like, five minutes. Can’t believe I didn’t try them before.

  514. Two words….corn zipper. It’s awesome!

    Real Housewives of New Jersey — don’t judge 🙂

    Bourbon.

  515. Scented epsom salts. I also have pain issues that make me feel like an old lady, so I’ve come to love hot baths with epsom salts, a few drops of oil, and bubble bath. Luxurious and pain-relieving. Especially great with a cup of honey orchid oolong tea and a book.

  516. A heated mattress pad. I moved to Philadelphia from Los Angeles in the middle of winter and was assaulted by the unending cold and lack of central heating (and later, lack of central air, but that’s a different issue). My best purchase ever was this seemingly random thing, which fits over your bed like another sheet, but is electric and has dual controls in case the person (or cats) using the other side of the bed want it hotter or colder than you do.

    In the winter I turn it on about 20 minutes before I get into bed and it has an auto-off that turns it off a few hours later so I don’t electrocute myself or melt to death of delicious warmth.

  518. I can’t live without slippers, and a certain kind that my aunt bought me a while back … I wore them out and stole my mom’s set, which she had never worn :).

  519. Life Is Good – love their t-shirts, coffee mugs, hats, but most of all their MESSAGE. And that they give so much back.

    Love that my 13 yo daughter still tells me she loves me. I know that will probably not continue through the rest of the teenage years, so I take what I can get.

    My cat Spot. He is a complete pain in the ass sometimes, but he is the biggest love, too. He greets me at the door when I come home from work and he follows me to bed every night. He has the best purr, and he loves me all the time.

    My iPad. I was an early adopter, still have my 1st gen, can’t remember what life was like before, when we’d have to go to the other room to google some inane fact….

  521. I would have to go with my microwavable heat pack (probably similar to your slippers). I can’t sleep most autumn/winter/spring nights without it (but only because my husband refuses to sleep on top of my feet to keep them warm).

    If you pick my name for the draw, please donate the card to a local charity of your choice (local to you, not me) that could use it.

  522. Raspberry SoftLips lip balm. It is smooth and silky and tastes amazing, and it doesn’t leave a sticky or greasy residue on your glass (or your boyfriend 😉 ) It’s a little pricier than some other brands of lip balm, but one thousand percent worth it.

  523. Spent way to much time googling these recommendations. For me I can’t live without gardening (best cure for a bad day is checking on my plants), baking/bakeries (will stop any time I see one on a trip…it’s very hard to leave a bakery in a bad mood), and books.

  524. This will sound trite, but I’ve discovered I can’t live without my four year old boy. I was appalled to find out that I was pregnant at 42, miserable for 10 months, then struggled with depression for a few years after he was born. Now, he’s the most amazing gift and is as much a part of me as his two (much) older siblings.

  526. Books, books, books! Also, my Kindle, Dr. Who (emotionally preparing myself for Matt Smith’s departure), and WINE!

  527. Nutella, that most versatile of spreads. So good with anything from bagels to banana bread. A kick-ass dip for veggies(I’ve heard of this.) or Ruffles. A team player with cream cheese and/or peanut bitter. Plus, with real nuts and skim milk, it’s super, super healthy.

    And socks.

  528. I can’t live without the solidarity of the Internet. Knowing that there are other people who are as unbalanced, insane, addicted to TV, insecure and lonely as I sometimes am has meant a lot. We are a community. Not a community you might wanna live in, but still. One worth being a part of.

  529. As a single mom with a 4 year-old, I couldn’t live without Magic School Bus. I love it when my daughter comes up with great science-y questions we can discuss and that she learns fun words. She told me last week that Ms. Frizzle was “vivacious,” and I am still smiling. I love that she has something to keep her interested for 18 minutes so I can make supper, throw in a load of laundry or maybe even get a shower while is learning under the guise of a cartoon.

  530. i can’t live without…
    …coffee – I need coffee to function, really.
    …usb-sticks – So darn handy.
    …online shopping – It’s just so convenient and the possibilities are endless – which is great for a picky person like me.
    …a high intake of yummi carbs – Tried it. Don’t want to go without. Need to compensate with running, though.
    …family – No-brainer.
    …yogurt. My daily breakfast and go-to snack. The amount of yogurt I eat on a weekly basis is insane!
    …mascara. Love the wow-I-instantly-look-so-much-better-effect.
    …

  531. I now can’t live without cold brewing my own iced coffee. It saves me tons of money and is even better than any store-bought iced coffee. Win-win!

  532. I can’t live without my books. Or cooking. And, yes. I read cookbooks for fun.

  533. Oh my goodness.. where to start. Let’s see. Your blog & your book, awe inspiring. Dr. Who & Buffy. Music of Brandi Carlile, Fun., & Adele (among many many others.. music is beauty.) Videos by Lindsey Stirling & Peter Hollins. YA Books I share with my daughter that have anything to do with supernatural / paranormal.

    So hard to remember the good sometimes. Thank you.

  534. My kindle! It’s one of the old school ones that only has books (no movies or stuff for this gal) and I keep it in my purse at all times. I’m a hard working mom, so if I get a free lunch time I like to just grab my kindle and lose myself in a book for a little while! Actually now that I think about it I’d kinda like a fancier version or one of those ipad thingamabobs, but money’s tight yo.

  535. Tervis tumblers (what better way to take my drink to the pool?)
    Ritter Marzipan chocolate bar ($2 at Target, makes my mouth happy)
    Lysol Wipes with the scrubber side (I know that sounds pathetic, but that scrubber side is genius)

  536. Generic maxi pads. Really… because who wants to pay $$$$ for that shit?

  537. My Nook Color for sure…I LOVE reading, and I still have a deep love for an actual book. But I tend to read books too quickly some times, and the Nook saves me from having to lug a bunch of books with me on trips! =)

  540. Web comics and blogs like this one, Girl Genius, Filing Jointly, Gunnerkrig Court, Unsounded, Whatever and Corporate Skull. They make early mornings at work somewhat more pleasant.

    My Kindle App…I realize this isn’t a new thing to the world but it’s new to me. I have a compulsive need to buy books and read them and never let them go…I’m okay with this addiction.

    Watered down orange juice. My wife thinks it’s weird, but it keeps me from drinking rum too damn much…

  542. My kryptonite is my puppy, Venice. She’s not actually a pup anymore, she’s like 30 in dog years. But she is so happy and loving and playful that she will always be my puppy. She’s a white German Sheppard who is super fluffy and forever shedding white clouds of fur all over my house. But on my darkest days, she is always there with a face lick and a scabby-looking chew toy. She is my drug free cure during my chest-crushing panic attacks.

    Dogs really are the best therapy for pretty much anything.

  543. An indoor playground for my kiddo with autism. Right now, we only have a trampoline & a swing in the basement for him, but it gives him the CRASH! he desperately needs for sensory input.

  544. I am in the process of becoming a foster parent and this will be my first experience as a parent!!! I just discovered a new (to me) blogg Fosterhood- http://fosterhood.tumblr.com/
    that just speaks to me…Rebecca is young, funny, honest and just a little bit crazy..just like Jenny. She is making this whole thing seem a little bit less scary and a lot more exciting. I should be finished my classes in August, my home inspections by September and hopefully be a Baby Mama by October!

  545. Much like Neil Gaiman one of the best things I’ve found is Terry Pratchett and specifically the character of Sam Vimes. There is just something appealing about the guy he’s kind of a screw up, has all sorts of problems and yet manages to pull himself up and get on with life.

  546. Adding to some things people have already mentioned:

    Earl Grey tea. I switched from coffee a couple of weeks ago (I had always been a tea drinker anyway) and it has been incredibly comforting.

    Crochet – I rediscovered it a couple of years ago and have been rabidly hooking since. There’s a lot of joy in making something (anything) with your hands.

    Also, this is really stupid, but one of my favorite coping mechanisms is watching youtube videos of soldiers surprising their families when they come home. You get a good cry AND it makes you smile.

    I have also found incredible inspiration in the blog of author Michael J. Sullivan, who reminds me when I really hate my writing that other people struggle with these issues, too. Any aspiring/current writer should read the entire thing. http://riyria.blogspot.com/

  547. Lip gloss. Lately its Bath and Body works various flavors of mint….

  548. We got these awesome baby proofers for our cupboards that come with a key. We don’t have kids. We have to cat proof our cupboards because one of our rescues (we have three… plus a rescue golden retriever… my house has a lot of fluff… I wish I had one of those robot vacuum things… I might buy it if I win) has major food issues and can get around almost any other type of baby proofing.

    The baby proofers have meant I don’t kill my cat, which is good since he’s one of those things I couldn’t live without.

  549. I love to read. My 8 year old is also becoming a voracious reader, which makes me happier than I can explain. I love love love passing books to her that i still remember reading when I was a kid. The Phantom Tollbooth. From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E Frankweiler. Bunnicula. A Little Princess. I’ve re-read them as well, and sharing them with her just makes me feel all fluffy inside.
    Love you, Jenny.

  550. My nook HD, because books & wine! My audible app for books while commuting through Houston traffic. BBC America, SyFy, AMC and pbs for all my favorite shows, netflix for letting me be lazy about buying all the dvds from previous seasons. Once Upon a Time for all the storybook characters new twisted fairy tales, Snow and Charming!!!
    My kids joy at doing things they love, with positive encouragement from a set of non-judgemental parents. 🙂

  551. Vloggers on YouTube… Particularly DailyGrace, Felicia Day and the Geek & Sundry Vloggers in general. I’m Bi-Polar and have some paranoia/anxiety issues, so I have a lot of triggers. Watching these silly, funny, geeky people often helps bring me back to a place where I don’t feel so hopeless that all I want to do is sleep. =D

  552. I always sleep like a baby after drinking bourbon while watching Archer. And the Harry Potter audiobooks read by Jim Dale made my monotonous drive to work tolerable for awhile.

  553. Maine Coon cats because they make me laugh out loud so I don’t have to stab someone else. Or myself.

    Burt’s Bees chap sticks. Too many years in Phoenix.

    Orson Scott Card, who taught me about ethics (Ender’s Game).

    Ursula K LeGuin, who taught me understanding and compassion (The Left Hand of Darkness).

    Valerian for sleep.

    Shea butter bath cream, smelling of frankincense and myrrh (from Target).

    You. Found you through your book. You help make my life bearable through constant struggles with chronic pain.

  554. I cannot live with our lavender sleepy time bubble bath, incense, coffee with real cream, and my herb garden. I think I have sensory (smell) issues…

  555. My rat-tail comb. Is that weird? But seriously, ever since I bought it two years ago, I’ve pondered why I didn’t buy one sooner. It’s so useful.

  556. C*O*F*F*E*E and mayonnaise ( not together of course). I recently discovered I like it as a condiment for steamed veggies (I know…kill the healthy benefits of steaming your veggies by dunking,, drowning or drizzling mayo on them…) but I love it! ( not the miracle whip stuff… MAYO)…I’ll take a side of eggs with my fries!

  557. Mary Poppins is my go-to movie when I can’t take the world anymore.
    http://www.sacredspace.ie/ can sometimes get me to stop freaking out and pray for a minute instead.
    And my current addiction is the Forbidden Island cooperative board game. It’s for 2-4 people and you all win or lose together.

  558. I really love EltaMD sunblock. It works, and it doesn’t break me out. I am also digging my new Ikea mattress.

  559. My LOL Cat page a Day calendar for my desk at work. After I tear off a page I fold it into an origami throwing star. (See instructions here: http://www.papercrafty.com/2005/how-to-make-an-origami-ninja-star) The when my friends get together for a bonfire we divy them up and throw them in the fire trying to hit a particular piece of burning wood in the fire.

    Eye shadows from Sweet LIbertine (http://sweetlibertine.com/) The colors are amazing, the collections are great. She had a Firefly line this spring. How awesome is that?

    These adorable little cocktail recipe cards from Betsy Ann Paper. (https://www.etsy.com/listing/154624255/cocktail-recipe-cards-pack-of-12?ref=shop_home_active) I mean, you can always get takeout, but your grandma’s Pimm’s Cup recipe is a thing that you need in your life.

  560. Salt and vinegar potato chips. Seriously. I don’t know what I did before I had them in my life. I will eat a big bag of them until my tongue feels like it’s going to fall off.

  561. Amazon instant video, combined with buying myself an Amazon gift card and putting it on my account, so when new episodes of whatever I’m watching come out, I get them automatically. Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Bates Motel, Under the Dome, and Dexter.

  562. * Cottonelle flushable moist wipes. (don’t laugh!)
    * Burt’s Bees Ultra Conditioning Lip Balm

  563. “Daisy Kutter and the Last Train” by Kazu Kibuishi. It was my first introduction into graphic novels and I fell in love with it instantly. I remember trying to get my parents to read it and they wouldn’t bite, but I’ve pestered everyone else since then to go and read it. It’s the book I pick up when I’m feeling down and need something kickass to read. This book led to my graphic novel addiction which now consumes two bookshelves…it’s awesome.

  564. My Nook. I am addicted to Netflix (what’s not to love about unlimited Doctor Who, British TV, and cheesy TV) and books. I prefer ACTUAL books and I have a lot (although less than I’d like 😉 )but my nook allows me to drag my addictions along to school, work, and any emergency people ignoring I need to do! I also LOVE anything to do with Harry Potter and Doctor Who. My friends and family are always kinda weirded out when I spot a tiny corner of something across the store, stop, and then immediately investigate just in case I can afford the item! I also love fancy coffee. Not regular coffee since that tastes like dirt to me, but coffee that is half sugar because YUM!

  565. Knitting has made my life better. It’s so much easier to wait for the doctor, the bank teller, the whomever, if I have something to do with my hands. I don’t go stir crazy, and at the end of it I have a washcloth. Win!

  566. So Archer is my happy place… and I think it makes up for my lack of knowing what this Dr. Who phenomena is. Now I have to check out the Venture Bros. for sure. Anything that’s a gateway to Archer has to be good.
    Colored pencils and sketch paper
    I *may* have a yarn problem
    Fine art prints (cause who can really afford the originals?)
    Anything that would help fuel my furniture rearranging hobby
    Books are a nice escape
    Smoothies
    Ice cream & cheese cake
    Ukulele music

  567. Thank you for sharing the Lavar Burton clip. I’ve been trying to explain this to people over and over, and they’re just not getting it. This will help.
    Years and years after everyone else I’ve finally watched Firefly and Serenity, and absolutely love them. I want more!!
    And for the practical, the Bissell Pet Hair Eraser Handheld vacuum (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001EYFQ28) (also on sale at Best Buy right now) is absolutely amazingly wonderful. With 4 cats and 2 dogs it is in constant use; we’ve tried everything from tape to rollers to those sponges to a Dyson, and this works the best by far.

  568. Supernatural – Coming home and watching the Winchester boys fight evil in all its forms got me through some stressful times at former job.

    The Killers (specifically Battle Born) – Listening to this album helped me get through the first few painful weeks when I was starting to try to run.

    Oscar the Grouch pajamas – I found them in the pajama section at Walmart, and – despite me being 26 years old – I immediately grabbed them for fear someone else would try steal these fantastic pajamas.

    Modest Mouse (Good News for People Who Love Bad News) – This album always makes feel better, even on the worst days.

    Jen Lancaster (http://www.jennsylvania.com) – She is funny and sarcastic and brilliant, and I wish I could be her best friend.

    Goodreads.com – Finally a way to actually keep track of what I’ve read and what I want to read.

    My car (a pricey item) – I finally have a car again, after two years without one. My car has allowed me to go visit friends and family I have seen in years. For that reason, it’s the best thing I’v gotten all year.

  569. Steel cut oatmeal, I seriously can’t live without it. The texture is much better than regular oatmeal and it keeps me full forever.

    And Moone Boy on Hulu. Seriously that show is so adorably funny and it never ceases to put a smile on my face. I can’t wait for the second and third seasons.

  570. My public library’s audiobook app + my iphone. I love being able to “read” anywhere, especially on my hour’s worth of commuting each day.

  571. lately it’s my roku. I’m binge watching Breaking Bad on netflix, and I can watch Game of Thrones on HBO Go. So addictive.

  572. The new DQ s’mores blizzard – or anything from DQ, really. Also, Purity Made Simple face wash from Philosophy. I have sensitive skin on my face and this doesn’t make me get red hives. Thanks for posting – lots of new things for me to check out!

  573. What about Peter Dinklage? Can I buy him? He’s only half a person. So maybe only half the laws apply? Anyway, I’d only want him for, like, a month. Then I’d give him back, I promise.

  575. I’m simple: Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. If I won a gift card, I’d probably buy an ice cream maker, because it’s my husband’s favorite thing. He never asks for anything, and is an absolutely fantastic husband. I’m a pretty good cook, so I’d like to be able to make him ice cream.

    But in life, I have more than enough, so I wrote to say that today, your list probably saved a life. It wasn’t mine today, but it could have been 15 years ago. Somebody read that, and called a hotline, and maybe found an answer that will lead to the next answer, and on and on. I’m always impressed by your courage.

  576. – Scrabble. Words with Friends is OK (and conveniently located on a device near you) but the original is still the best.
    – Bath towels (otherwise you only end up half dry and it’s a nuisance to figure out which half it should be).
    – Mary Roach (the writer, not an odd-sounding, mixed metaphor drug reference). Start with Stiff and go from there.
    – Datsun (it’s hard to write Nissan here) Z’s.

  577. I think it goes without saying that Jenny and Allie are at the top of the list!

    Lindt White Chocolate Coconut. Target carries it, as do some other drug stores. I can no longer eat regular chocolate (GERD is an asshole), so this discovery was a total Oprah “Aha” moment for me. I was never a fan of white chocolate before, either, but I’ve had to learn to like it. This divine treat from Lindt made me LOVE it.

    Pop Corners in White Cheddar. Beats the hell out of all the other popcorn chips.

    David Sedaris books in audio format. I love a good audio book (like some of the others who’ve commented). Hearing his inflections makes his already hilarious books even better. Howled through “When You Are Engulfed in Flames.”

    Palmer’s Shea Butter Formula with Vitamin E lotion. I go into Babies R Us just to buy this for my car and purse. I don’t even care that I’m paying a buck for 1.7 oz of the stuff. It smells wonderful and really moisturizes. I seriously need to find it in a bigger bottle.

    Avocado and Olive Oil bar soap from Crabtree & Evelyn makes me feel like I’m having a spa moment.

  578. *coconut oil (for making popcorn, oil pulling, skin care)
    *red wine
    *sunset magazine
    *a moleskine journal (i am constantly writing down my thoughts/brainchildren)
    i think i could go on a bit longer…. but all of these things make me happy and can be had for little more than a song.

  579. Winter boots. I live in a snowy part of Canada that gets -40 weather. I had put off buying boots because they are expensive but last year I caved and I’ve never looked back. Baffin boots- good to -50, and SUPER comfy. Now on freezing cold days instead of getting cold
    Feet full of snow, I but on giant slippers and traipse through snowbanks with ease!

  580. Other than Doctor Who (and when IS David Tennant going to show me how to save the kittens? Any day now, Tenth Doctor!) I love this article by John Dickerson that perfectly describes parenting. http://www.slate.com/articles/life/family/2013/07/summer_camp_where_kids_grow_up_on_their_own_and_parents_back_home_stay_the.html

    Also, I’ve really been enjoying reading Tim Dorsey novels lately, because I know his delightful serial killer character would totally kill all the bad people in Florida, and Florida needs it right now. http://www.amazon.com/Tim-Dorsey/e/B001IGV64Y/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1374499691&sr=8-2-ent

    And swimming. Swimming just improves any day, and my Kid can usually sleep after she’s been swimming, which improves MY day, and the next day for all of us. Oh, and dogs! Dogs just make everything better.

    Thanks for doing this, Jenny. People with depression need to spend more time thinking about the good stuff. Also people without depression. But you’re totally changing the timeline for good today. The Doctor would approve.

  581. Indigo Wild. Their ZUM products make me swoon. Plus I’m from KC and so are they, which is awesome. It’s all handmade and costs more than I can really afford, but I can’t help myself, especially if it’s their giant chapstick or lavender candles. Mmmm.

  582. Dark Chocolate almond milk. I make cafe mochas every morning with it and it’s only 3 weight watcher points. It makes me exceedingly happy and gives me a good hit of chocolate!

  584. I saw knitting in there somewhere-I too knit so I don’t kill people. And sewing. When I’m feeling especially murderous and knitting isn’t going to save anyone.
    Yoga. I love yoga. For a brief hour or so I am in yoga and no where else.

  585. Well for pete’s sake…I’m just supposed to pick ‘one’? Crime-a-nilly….it’s a toss up. The oversized towel sure sounds grand….but so do the microwave slippers….I could lounge around all day in just those two items of clothing if I had a good book to accompany me. So now I have to add “What should I read next?”. Thank you for such cool recommendations!

  586. Parks and Rec, right now. Leslie Knope’s awesomeness and Andy Dwyer’s sweet dopeyness can get me through a lot.

  587. Newest favorite thing: Magic Bullet Blender.

    Because they use to be a crap-load of money, but then suddenly became unpopular and are now, like, $45 at Costco. I’m cheaper to live behind the times.

    Also: because they create less dishes when I go into a smoothie craze.

    Also: because the sound of the motor terrifies my children into frightened silence.

  588. Ravelry.com. I took up crochet last winter when we lost our home and my family had to move in with my mother. I hadn’t lived with her since I was 16 and needed something in common with her to make things a bit more smooth. She crocheted, she taught me to crochet. We sit in the living room at night and watch TV and crochet. Without that site I wouldn’t have been able to do as much as I have because we are still struggling and I can’t afford to buy book after book. So, I can’t live without Ravelry. My source for free and reasonably priced crochet patterns and ideas.

  589. My Nikon d5000. I was lost last year when I carelessly tossed it into the back of my minvan for the beasts to trample and crush. The lens bit it and had to be repaired but I love that camera and subject my family to countless photos to preserve the damn memories.

  590. I am not a vain person but I probably would be if I was even remotely pretty…but my friend gave me this amazing restorative oil for my hair. I don’t even know the name of it but it is fantastic. Makes my hair so smooth, silky and shiny and it smells wonderful! I guess I will figure out how to get more when I run out.

  591. My biodegradable compostable dog shit bags.

    Seriously though, captioning. I grew up without it. It has opened up a whole world for me, people today do not realize the importance of captioning which is why shit like NASA’s videos don’t get captioned.

  592. I get the towels, and your chicken (Beyonce) came from wanting more towels, so there is that. I love nice towels or groovy ones. I think I need new towels, actually. Hmmm.
    What I think is so super swell?
    Special cat food from the vet to keep my Pie (love cat) alive and comfy pajamas (that I don’t get hot in).
    There is probably more to that list, but it is Monday morning and my brain isn’t working so well.

  593. Ok this might come across all wrong, and totally suck-uppy, but my discovery that I can’t live without is you, Jenny. I love your weirdness, your hilarious stories, the fact that you don’t hide your dark times but share them with the rest of us troubled souls. I love that when I come to your blog, I feel at home and that if we were to meet in person, you’d understand me. Unless you have a crap-load of time to read all 400+ comments here, you’ll probably never see mine. I’m not truly trying to get the prize, but this IS the perfect time to tell you thanks for being open about who you are and what you struggle with. I love, love that your blog has introduced me to other things I love and would never have discovered on my own. Thanks, Jenny. <3

  594. My Kindle, my Precious… so pretty, so wonderful, my Precious. Um, I mean, my Kindle is the best. And ice, I hate room temperature drinks, ice just makes life better.

  596. My dogs! My furry circus helps me laugh, love, and buy stock in paper towels.

  597. -My B100 vitamins, because being celiac without them makes me homicidal/suicidal.
    -My cross country skis, because I live in a country where it is winter 80% of the time. They get me out of the house and out in to the wild.
    -My hiking gear, because when it is nice the other 20% of the time I am just a short jump away from mountain bliss.

  598. KIndle paperwhite – I know there are concerns about backlit screens and sleep issues, but I love my kindle, and the digital library.

    And butter. I love butter. And Bali minimizers.

  599. I have to have oil absorbing blotting sheets for my face, usually buy clean and clear, but also like the e.l.f brand

  601. What should i read next just changed my life forever.

    I just bought an ice cube tray. I freeze coffee in it so my iced coffee doesnt get diluted by boring water. Its amazing that i put off spending 50 cents on something for so long.

  602. The ‘no rub’ spray on sunscreen. The tubes of stuff that you rub on is cheaper, but by the time I get the kids and the adults all covered it is an hour later and my hands feel gross and we are all covered in layers of sand and goo that is near impossible to get off, the kids are crying and slippery, sunscreen is running in their eyes (because of the crying); basically leaving the house can be a disaster. Spray and go is worth every extra penny!

  603. Audiobooks. I love listening to them on my commute to work. They just make the time fly!

  604. Those tiny socks that are meant for wearing with dress shoes almost never work for my child-size feet. They’re always still visible and look terrible.

    BUT they are AWESOME for wearing with TOMs. Life=altered.

  605. Books on CD for the commute, and my $1 sleep eye cover mask thing from Target, because my bedroom is very bright at night.

  606. Hmmm I discovered your blog a few years ago and have been a faithful reader ever since. Also, The Militant Baker is kicking all kinds of butts to be more body positive. http://www.themilitantbaker.com/ She’s basically amazing and has inspired me to buy my first [pretty well-covering] bikini. I’m not skinny.

    =)

  607. Carmex lip balm. It sounds silly, but I cannot fall asleep if I haven’t put it on.

  608. I can’t live without:
    Coffee
    Burt’s Bees lip balm and tomato soap and Origins face mask, when I want to pamper myself a bit
    Essie nail polish. I have a real problem in this area.
    My small collection of tiaras for the days I need a pick-me-up
    My copy of your book, which I scrounged to be able to afford and broke my own vow of “no more buying books for a while” and I don’t regret it at all (it’s even signed by you!)

  609. Peppermint foot scrub from the Body Shop… SUCH a nice cooling, tingling feeling. It feels like my feet have been chewing minty fresh bubblegum.

    Oh…and 300 (or higher) Egyptian cotton sheets! Soft, cool, and clean feeling. Scratchy sheets or ones that don’t breath are the pits. Nothing like soaking in your own sweat. Yeesh, I just grossed myself out.

  612. Project Gutenberg – for some reason classic novels are always printed in tiny font which is also bad for my dyslexia (pick a nation, read its guidelines for filling out your tax return: you now have a bit of idea what it’s like trying to read Jane Austen), but I can read them fine on Kindle. Also: it has Albert Burton Farnham’s Home Taxidermy For Pleasure And Profit.

    The BBCiplayer Radio – it’s available to all nations of the world gratis and has some fantastic programs. I’m a big fan of Dickensian spoof Bleak Expectations, and of Benedict Cumberbatch and Roger Allam starring sitcom Cabin Pressure. If you wish to buy them, AudioGo is the website – incredibly cheap at times: I got every episode of Blackadder (not a radio show, but works well nevertheless) for ten pounds sterling.

    Not free, but the Virtual Console on Nintendo 3DS. I’ve always loved gaming but couldn’t afford to buy many. My first job earned £15 a day, and I could expect around £2 an hour babysitting. Games cost something like £50, plus I needed to pay the bus fare to get to the shop to buy them. Now they are a few pounds. I’m slowly catching up on all the games I never got to play 20 odd years ago (Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages is my current poison).

    Also not free: getting all the inhabitants of Animal Crossing to finish their sentences “B’cos wine”. It really does go with everything.

  613. Aside from your blog/book and coffee, I can’t live without my kindle fire. I have three kids so hanging out in bookstores is no longer an option (ALL the dirty looks i get- my kids get excited about books, but forget that books are a quiet toy. There is just no time to explore.)
    Without my kindle, I would never have the chance to read all the free books by aspiring authors, I wouldn’t be able to read my new favorite book the absolute instant it comes out, I wouldn’t be able to play temple run…

    So… it’s not as cheap as your list, but I can’t live without it.

  614. Atlantic City, NJ. I love the beach during the day, and Margaritaville at night!
    Also, the Sleek & Shine line of hair care products from Garnier Fructis – with all the humidity this summer, I’ve had no frizz at all.

  615. 1. Coffee
    2. My running shoes
    3. Beer – anything fancy and calorie-laden

  616. I have to agree with Heather and say my Kindle Fire. I resisted the whole e-book thing forever. I’ve always been a reader and thought I’d miss my books. However, I have actually been known to now buy a book on Kindle that I already have the physical book of. Did this with Let’s Pretend this Never Happened as a matter of fact.

  617. I had just thought of the perfect thing when the mail carrier drove up to the house causing my dogs to go nuts and driving the thought clear out of my head.

    In second place is chocolate ice cream. Best. Food. Ever. And you can put it on everything.

  618. Jelly jars — so handy for storage and drinking (cuz we’re hillbilly like that. And the men in my home apparently never met a glass they didn’t want to break).

    Ravelry — like Facebook for knitters.

    My electric toothbrush. Totally worth it.

  619. Not exactly a free thing, but my little muttski dog can always bring a smile to my face. It is so amazing to have a little creature that thinks you are awesome, even on days you feel like crud.

  620. Pandora Radio. And rice filled hot pads you can heat in the microwave.

  621. I’ve never loved a computer before, but my MacBook Pro might just be my soul mate. Don’t tell my husband…

    Smaller pleasures? Celestial Seasonings’ Roastaroma tea. Big, bold flavor without the acid and caffeine that bother my stomach. It wakes me up every morning.

  622. This is a tough question, but I’m going to go with my Kindle and my iPhone.

  623. Gillian Flynn. I’m currently reading Sharp Objects. I took a little break after reading Gone Girl because I can’t always handle when I book takes over my life the way these two have. I want to read it ALL THE TIME. Unfortunately I have other things that need to occupy my day…. I love the mystery and disturbing nature. Can you imagine how many of her books I can buy with $350?? Kidding, kidding I’ll buy all your favorites….

  626. Things that totally make my life better for no real reason but they just do:
    Coffee, polka dot pajama pants, curls in my hair, sugary smelling body sprays, brightly colored flats, jackets, writing utensils, fancy paper to sketch on, teacups, dresses that flounce around and twirl when you do, apples, sweet dessert wines, sewing machines, foam on a latte, muffins, looking at my piles of books deciding which ones to read next, and unexpected kisses from my son.

  628. I’m actually starting to think my CPAP machine is going to be on the list of things I can’t live without, which is not to say that my sleep apnea is so bad that I’d literally die without it, but maybe. The thing is, my quality of sleep has improved SO MUCH and I didn’t even realize prior to using the machine that my sleep wasn’t very good to begin with. I didn’t use the machine last night because I was in a pique about how my mask fits (I need a different one), and I am a damned zombie this morning.

    I very much love that Tardis towel, and think the Dalek towel that also appears on the Amazon page would make a delightful companion piece. Doctor Who is indeed spectacular, and if you haven’t already, please watch Sherlock (BBC version) to make your life even more awesome.

  630. Very Berry Starburst: fucking delicious. I have them in a candy bowl on the coffee table. Last night I reached for one while reading and when I got up to let the dogs out, there were 9 empty wrappers. It’s like my soul needed them.

    Mary Roach. Her books are full of bizarre information, and she’s got a wicked sense of humor. Her footnotes are awesome.

    70’s British sit-com. Are You Being Served? & Fawlty Towers are my bedtime story. Also, Ab-Fab for PMS days.

    Your blog, and this one: http://ohnoa.com/ (with her League of Funny Bitches.)

  631. Podcasts of lots of different flavors! They keep me just enough occupied that I can get other things done, like drive without falling asleep!

  632. Gain scented Mr. Clean..it makes me seem way more productive than I am. It smells like I’m always doing laundry.
    Second thing I didn’t even know I needed until I found one on sale, a kitchen-aid stand mixer. My butt didn’t need it but man my husband makes the best desserts and goodies, how did I ever live without the constant flow of sugary goodness.

  633. I’m vegan and have been really missing ice cream lately, but it’s ok because I think Luna and Larry’s Coconut Bliss ice cream is better. I recommend the dark chocolate flavor 🙂

  634. Rosebud Perfume Co. Rosebud Salve. I use it on my lips, my cheeks, dry elbows, and even my hair when the humidity gets up to 585% and I start to look like a cavewoman. $5.59 on Amazon

  635. So…I was almost done with my list and my browser crashed. *sad face* But….because I love the happy little community here SO MUCH, I’m going to write it all over again. And if it crashes again, I’m sorry you guys, but I’m done.

    -Orange Tic Tacs (so soothing for whatever reason. I loved them WAY before that Paulie Bleeker kid.)

    -Microwaving Peeps. They inflate like, 3 times their normal size and get all gooey and melty and delicious.

    -Red Hot Chili Peppers. Especially the song “Wet Sand”. Perfect for those moments when it feels like your brain is going to break.

    -Xanax. But we all knew that already.

    -DVR

    -Jeopardy

    -Paint

    -Beads

    -My hot glue gun

    -How To Cook Everything by Mark Bittman. He even tells you how to store fruits and veggies. I’ve been storing so many things wrong for so many years!

    -Books. Your book. Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris or Kurt Vonnegut.

    -retailmenot.com- best place online for coupon codes. I never buy anything on the internet without checking here first. (Fun fact- there is a $20 off $100 code for Think Geek til the end of the month!) 🙂

    -questionablecontent.net- best webcomic ever. Plus, the forums are full of supportive and wonderful folks. <3

    -creditkarma.com- I used to engage in WAY too much retail therapy and then decided not to pay any of my credit card bills. After signing up for Credit Karma, I raised my credit score 145 points in 2 years. Now it's
    -almost- normal again!

    -An old shoelace. Because it's my cat's favorite toy and therefore, my favorite toy.

    -Dicing up watermelon, freezing it and then throwing it in a blender. Rum optional. Delicious either way.

    -Pickles. Because they are my comfort food.

    -Pinterest. Because it's like crack, only not bad for you. Unless you're like me and you sit for hours pinning things when you should be doing something else.

    -Fancy little notepads. Because lists are always better with birds/buttons/ladybugs/robots on them.

  637. Godspeed You! Black Emperor
    A Silver Mt. Zion (and all their incarnations)

    Everything they produce is fantastic.

    END OF LINE

  638. Hannah Hart”s youtube channel, I actually prefer her more serious channel most of the time, filled with great advice and hope.

    ALso I was in Chicago this past weekend for roller derby (I’m from Canada) and we found this grocery store called Mariano’s…you could drink a beer while you shopped! They had gourmet popcorn and sushi and salad bar AND YOU COULD DRINK AS YOU SHOPPED! I have to go to a special store just to get booze and there you can drink and shop! Made me want to move to Chicago just so I could go to that store

  639. African Black Soap. I have a body wash by Nubian Heritage and an all-purpose wash that I use for my face by Alaffia which also contains peppermint oil. It’s good for eczema and acne and is just awesome all around. Oh, and jojoba oil. The oil cleansing method is good stuff.

    Alegria Shoes. My sister got me hooked on them. They’re a bit pricey, but I always buy their closeouts. They’re completely adorable and they’re really aimed at nurses who are on their feet all day. I am not on my feet all day, but I do have hip and knee issues and these shoes have literally changed my life. They run a little narrow, as an FYI for anyone that looks into them, so I get the wide option, but length is spot on.

  640. Oh! One more!

    Coupons! Because with them I can buy groceries for cheap and/or free and without them I can’t eat and pay rent at the same time. Cindy @ livingrichwithcoupons.com is a life saver!

  641. Your blog. It makes me laugh, even on my dark days and I recommend it to people who also struggle with depression, but also have my weird sense of humor.

    My Kindle, which I didn’t even know I wanted until my husband surprised me with one for my birthday. Kindle Buffet is the best app for finding free books that aren’t smut.

    Loose leaf tea from Lori’s Tea Table. Love that stuff.

  643. Candy cane tea from celestial seasonings. Not peppermint, cause that’s bitter, but candy cane.

  644. I love everyone’s lists! So creative and different! Things I love and wouldn’t want to live without: exclamation points (obviously!), my library card, my kitchen-aid stand mixer, Keen hiking boots (comfy, cute, and kind of badass), fuzzy socks in winter (it gets cold here in Wisconsin!), and honest and funny writers like yourself!

    P.S. I haven’t started watching Dr. Who yet. I KNOW. I don’t have Netflix (again, I know), so I’m afraid I’d go over to my sister’s house to watch your suggested season and then never leave. She’d have to pry the remote from my fingers as I sit glued to the couch with her dog, Penny, at my side. I’m sure Penny would be a Dr. Who fan as well.

  645. Insulated travel mugs. Tasty gluten free recipes. Bengal Spice tea. Starbucks Decaf Soy Mocha, no whip. WiFi. Joss Whedon.

  646. I really love my Ninja blender. I bought it to make baby food, but I still use it now. I can make applesauce, smoothies, bread crumbs, and even mix up batter for pancakes or breads quickly and easily.

  648. 1) Girls with Slingshots. It’s brilliant and funny and just that bit beyond normal that makes things fantastic.
    2) Handknit socks. I love making them and I normally can’t stand socks. I make them for other people, too. If I knew you in real life, you’d already have some.
    3) My stress squeezy Adipose (think Doctor Who episode where everyone is mysteriously losing weight). I call him Herbert.
    4) Handmade soaps from my local farmer’s market.
    5) Smithsonian Magazine. I feel so much smarter for it.
    6) Double entendres

  649. My Kindle. I love that even when I’m having a really shitty day I can read and be taken away from my problems for a little while.

    Also McDonald’s Sweet tea…I might be slightly addicted.

  650. I just frightened myself. I was scrolling down the comments reading, with the plan to write about how I love audiobooks when I came upon a comment by – Kelly R. – who loves audiobooks. My heart literally stopped. Then I realized I didn’t have Alzheimer’s and in fact this was another Kelly R. who also loves audiobooks…
    Another thing I love is my electric couch throw. After a hard day I love to crawl under it with the tv clicker in hand and my iPad….

  651. I cannot live without fruity Burt’s Bees lip balms (mango and grapefruit are the yummiest), yarn and knitting needles — will make my own in a pinch, Lush’s Flying Fox shower gel, my kitties (Fuzzybutt, Fuzzypants, and Stinkyface), and my ten-dollah coffemaker with Green Mountain coffee in it. Also my Schacht Ladybug spinning wheel and Candy Crush. Add in a box of Franzia Chillable Red and it’s a perfect weekend.

  653. I can’t live without bleach. I put it into spray bottles with some water and I can pretty much clean anything in the house. With 2 kids, 2 dogs and a cat I am always cleaning something. Plus I am really cheap and this saves a ton on all the pre-bottled cleaners.

  654. Well, you already listed a ton of my favorite things, and I almost fell out of my chair when I got Venture Bros, because NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT THEM IN MY WORLD. My hubby dressed up as the Monarch on Halloween and nobody at the party got it. We clearly need better friends.

    I couldn’t live without the e-reader apps on my phone – Kindle and Overdrive. Library books in my pocket – always! I will never again have that crushing feeling of sitting in a lobby knowing there is a good half hour wait before my appt and knowing I forgot my book.

    And my Acorn spa slider slippers. Cuz I have sucky feet and they have saved me.

  655. Oh dang, there are many things I feel like I can’t live without, though I probably could, just not as happily. Since I was just camping, I’ll say I’m today most grateful for my therma-rest mattress pad because my poor back would not handle sleeping on the hard ground anymore.

  656. John Green. In particular his Thoughts from Places videos on his (and brother Hank’s) Vlogbrothers YouTube channel.

  657. I can’t live without 1password – https://agilebits.com/onepassword

    It keeps my passwords everywhere strong and unique, and the best part is I don’t have to remember them. It’s also a secure place to stash things you need to remember, like padlock combinations, and software license keys. I heart it a lot. (I almost wrote “alot” but then I remembered that you were Jenny, and not Allie, so it wasn’t as funny) (not that it was that funny) (I’m done now)

  658. I can’t live without (I probably could but I choose not to) my iPod with many audiobooks and favorite music. And also chocolate chip cookies, but they have to be heated in the microwave before eating.

  659. My husband. Because he has held me up when I have been down with PTSD this last year. Him and cheap boxed wine from Trader Joes. And my kids, I guess. As long as there is also the wine.

  660. my favorite treat is a gallon of sweet tea from our local Jim-N-Nicks BBQ. it is about 3 bucks a gallon and is so sweet that i have to mix it with water to handle it. it gets me through those moments when i want to give my children away to a zoo. i’d still visit them, and throw them peanuts, but then they could truly go wild without all the mess at home. i think, though, if i had a tardis towel i might be even happier when i drank the tea.

  662. My Kindle.

    My Dirt Devil hand-held vacuum thingie. (Hey, I have pets, and this makes quick work of the giant fur balls that lurk under my desk and in corners.)

    Clay – I’ve recently learned how to use a potter’s wheel, and I’m totally addicted.

  663. Hot Cinnamon Spice Tea by Harney & Sons. I just discovered it this year, but oh my goodness is it delicious.

  664. Old diaries. I was given an incredible gift of a 1882 farm wife’s diary, and reading it was such an incredible experience – just living this ordinary woman’s life with her, day by day, holding the book she wrote in. Just bought another from the same period and I can’t wait to read it. I suspect I will be buying these for the rest of my life.

  665. My custom orthotics. I swear, I’m not even an old lady, but these things are great when walking around NYC. And after two foot surgeries, I need them.

    Also, Afrin when I have a cold. Addictive, but it lets me actually sleep when I’m sick.

    And my tiny travel Swiss Army knife. I’ve used it for well over a decade on an almost daily basis, and they even make one that’s safe for airplanes now!

    Oh, and my earplugs. I sleep with them every night. Living with roommates has never been so peaceful.

  666. My ice machine. Talk about game changer/life changer. I don’t know how I drank anything before I had little bullets of frozen water to continually be able to add to my drinks.

  667. I can’t live without the dongle that allows me to move pictures off my SD card to my iPad. I take a lot of photos and this little thing has saved me so many times from deleting photos to make room for more.

  668. But, but, but…I want to buy Neil Gaiman. He wrote my very favorite Doctor Who episode (The Doctor’s Wife).

    One of my favorite things is not available in Texas (poor miss Jenny) and that is Wawa’s French Vanilla Iced Coffee…it is how I survive work in the morning, epsecially Monday morning.

  669. I can’t live without my Nalgene bottle. It helps me so much in keeping track of how much water I’m drinking. Also, Burts Bees lip balm. I know its a tiny bit more expensive than your average Chapstick, but it works soooo much better, and comes in some yummy flavors (like pomegranate!).

  671. Cookie Butter from Trader Joes- No better way to eat your feelings than scooping blended speculous cookies out of a jar with a spoon. Let’s face it, it never makes it onto any other “delivery” device.

    Therapy Wrap- I’ve had one injury after another this year and I wouldn’t have made it without this baby. http://www.amazon.com/Thermalon-Microwave-Activated-Therapy-Shoulder/dp/B000E5BJUQ/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1374503090&sr=8-5&keywords=microwave+heating+pad

  672. I love paperbackswap.com. I read alot and I like to trade books instead of buying new.

  673. 2 words: Ice cream.
    Impossible to live without. Life would be a barren wasteland of misery.
    (Don’t tell my husband I said that)

    Love you book to crazy little pieces.

  674. I bought a hula hoop for my daughter this weekend for 70% off at Target. It made me insanely happy.

  675. Netflix. I can’t live without Netflix…especially since I don’t have cable. FINALLY, binge-watching an entire season of a show in a short amount of time has become normalized! I’ve also been able to discover shows that other people have known about for years…and love them just in time to find out they have been/already are cancelled. So really, Netflix and I have a love-hate relationship.

  676. OMG – this is so fun! Love this list. I was going to say Netflix too but everyone has already said that. The other thing is that at my bar I bought swizzle sticks. It makes me feel so grown up to stir my drink with a glass pretty swizzle stick (I got mine at Pier One) rather than my fingers…….or a used spoon……Pick me!

  677. pottery barn kids’ darth vader backpack (not the new one that they’ve just begun stocking in stores, but the old school one with vader’s mug on the front pocket); hard rock cafe city shirts (i collect them from my travels. my favorite tee is from paris, which ironically was not a favorite city); aggie t-shirts (my favorite is one that says howdy on the front and dammit on the back); star trek (the one starring chris pines, karl urban and simon pegg); eleanor and park by rainbow rowell (of the books i’ve read in the past decade, it is the most well-written); bodycology’s gardenia-scented shower gel; lenny’s no. four (turkey on wheat with swiss cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise and bell peppers); dr. pepper; coca-cola; unsweetened ice tea; oil of olay regenerist cleanser; the airborne toxic event; a fine frenzy, what made milwaukee famous; chocolate martinis; harry potter; charles dickens’ our mutual friend. (and some of these are up for grabs on my blog this month.

  678. boo-boo buddies. I have two little boys and boo-boo buddies are GREAT at distracting them when they run into the coffee table at top speed.

  680. Burt’s Bees pomegranite oil lip balm. I NEVER get chapped lips anymore.

    I’m so happy to hear that Ally Brown is writing a book! Ive been worried about her!

    I also cant live without my knitting group. Everyone should have one. Beet group of girlfriends Ive ever had.

  681. I don’t know what I would do without my Nook. Having instant access to books, including yours, has made me so incredibly happy.

  683. This is superficial and girly but seriously I cannot live without dry shampoo. As someone who HATES washing and/or styling my hair, I stretch to the very limits of everyone’s dirty hair tolerance on a weekly basis. I spray my roots, flip my head over and then blow dry with a round brush. Everyone is instantly bamboozled into thinking that I am clean & I get to sleep a few extra minutes in the morning.
    My favorites: http://www.amazon.com/TIGI-Rockaholic-Secret-Shampoo-packaging/dp/B002WTC370
    & http://www.amazon.com/Klorane-Extra-Gentle-Shampoo-Extract/dp/B002NMI4AG

  684. I cannot live without my “I Believe in Sherlock Holmes” tote bag. It always makes me feel good to have something with me where ever I go that reminds me how happy/sad/devastated that show made me.

  685. Dry Shampoo. Seriously. As someone who HATES washing and/or styling my hair, I stretch to the very limits of everyone’s dirty hair tolerance on a weekly basis. I spray my roots, flip my head over and then blow dry with a round brush. Everyone is instantly bamboozled into thinking that I am clean & I get to sleep a few extra minutes in the morning.
    My favorites: http://www.amazon.com/TIGI-Rockaholic-Secret-Shampoo-packaging/dp/B002WTC370
    & http://www.amazon.com/Klorane-Extra-Gentle-Shampoo-Extract/dp/B002NMI4AG

  686. My BCIR. It’s an alternative digestive system for someone who has to have their large intestine removed, only the bag of poo is on the inside. I love, love, love it.

    I also figured if I can talk about bags of poo without being judged anywhere, it’s here, right?

    I hear your surgical woes… from someone who’s been there, just keep hanging in!! Wishing you the best!

  687. I have to go with my Kindle. I have an iPad and a Kindle Fire, but I still use my original, generation one Kindle at the pool & the beach. I’m still fascinated that I have any book I want at my finger tips.

    I guess I should just say Kindle in general since I love it on my phone, in my browser… you get the idea.

  688. Thank you for the Christmas gift idea! My son, who may be spending more and more time at the pool this next school year, will absolutely love the Tardis towel! Sadly, for him, he is the only one in our family who loves Dr. Who.

    My latest “thing” that I will be sad to see go is some cherry infused vodka that we made. We had a few cherries there were starting to get too ripe, so we dumped them with some vodka to sit for a few days. When it looked good enough, we strained it back into the bottle. Add that goodness with some ginger ale and a few drops of bitters and call it a good night!

  689. I own a restaurant & love anything Kitchenaid. They back their products if they should fail, which they rarely do. I’m also mad for Hempz shampoo & conditioner. If they can make my hair look decent, they can help anyone!

  690. Spotify on my computer. So much better than Pandora! And of course, Netflix and Hulu.

  691. Dr. Pepper. When I’m pregnant, I get nappy. As in I’d happily snooze away twelve hours a day. Unfortunately the two year old requires more supervision than that. Dr. Pepper helps me survive the day without duct-taping her to a wall.

  692. Really good cheese. Who am I kiddin? Any kind of cheese!
    I second the dryer bar comment.
    Trips to Walt Disney World. It is like entering a strange country where everyone is nice to you.
    New socks.
    My VW Beetle convertible. Put the top down and it is like the wind blows away all my cares/worries

  693. I don’t know if anyone listed this, I’m too lazy to read all the comments.
    I love baking. I love baking cookies. I hate it when the cookies are all different sizes (I have self-diagnosed SOCD – sort-of obsessive compusive disorder). This is my life-saver: http://www.amazon.com/OXO-Grips-Medium-Cookie-Scoop/dp/B0000CDVD2/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374503541&sr=8-1&keywords=cookie+scoop
    I have the small one, but Amazon wants us to be fat and doesn’t sell the small one. There is also a large. It is easy to use, easy to clean, and all the cookies/meatballs/what-have-you are the same size.
    It makes me happy.

  694. OK so stuff I LOVE….
    I really have a thing for Bulk Barn. http://www.bulkbarn.ca/en-ca/index.html
    BUt I don’t think you have that in America.
    Other things I love.. PENS! I love Pens… they are inexpensive and all the crazy colours makes me happy. I also love tea. Its an inexpensive treat after a long day. Usually a small bag is around 7-8 dollar mark.
    One think I can’t live without…My cat but he is not for sale. Although he could be if he keeps attacking the neighbourhood dogs (because he is bad ass!).
    OH and I really like http://www.knockknockstuff.com/ because it makes working with abused children a little less crappy.

  695. Internet radio-ing comedians I love – like John Mulaney and Patton Oswalt – immediately puts me in a better mood when I’m struggling. If you’re in the middle of a tense/uncomfortable/unenjoyably quiet car ride and play a good comedy station on Pandora, it really clears the air. As long as everyone in the car has a sense of humor.

  696. I love Jenny Lewis…sis & I watched Troop Beverly Hills last weekend and “The Frug” (Rilo Kiley) is probably in my top 10 most played songs on my phone.

    I think the number 1 physical thing I couldn’t live without is books…maybe more specifically, Harry Potter books. There’s just something so magical (duh) about them, it’s like as soon as you open one, you feel yourself sinking down onto a comfy couch with a blanket and a kitty cat next to you. And now that my sister is reading them with me this summer for the first time (she loves the movies), I can share that magic feeling with her too.

    Also my Blythe dolls…even though I don’t play with them much anymore, I can still look at them sitting on the shelf all the time and know that I can pull one down and kiss their tiny nose (yes, sorry weirdo here). Plus, anytime I hear The Ting Tings, I’m reminded of my first year in the Blythe world because we listened to them obsessively the fall of 2008 and that makes me happy.

  697. Digestive Advantage Lactose Formula. As I crept past 40 I found more and more foods, including dairy, would give me…digestive issues. Now I just take one of these a day and an extra one if I eat a dish of icecream or something, and I feel great. I never realized that my stomach was pretty much hurting all the time until it wasn’t anymore. Best price is on Amazon Subscribe and Save.

  698. Noosa yogurt…….I have 3 auto-immune disorders, sort of like someone else I know, and I can’t eat anything that’s good because it hurts me. This yogurt is fabulous and coats my gut so I don’t have to be nauseous all day anymore….you should try it. YUM!

  699. My weakness is Dr. Pepper. I’m trying to eat healthier and trade my unhealthy eating habits for healthy ones, but I just can’t seem to give up Dr. Pepper. And I have to have it in the house.

  700. My SodaStream soda maker. Like the shaved ice thingie, I don’t use it so much to make sodas, but fizzy water. I will drink ALL the water I’m supposed to (and then some!) if its fizzy! Also, you can make sodas I’d you want, and you never have to be out of club soda for cocktail mixers!

  701. I Looooooove Allie Brosh. I was so excited to see her post recently because she was away for so long and I know she has issues (isn’t issues just a slight-SLIGHT- understatement here? I apologize) with depression so I was very concerned she perhaps wouldn’t be back. But she is. So I am happy and excited for her book!
    And love that you mentioned Regina Spektor because aside from my brother I’ve not heard anyone listening to her and she is the bomb.

  702. Can’t live without my laptop! Even when my wrists are so bad I can’t write legibly, I can still peck out messages on the keyboard and feel connected to my Internet tribe (and check The Bloggess)!

  703. Lately, for me, it has been The National. I’ve loved their songs for a long time, but now it’s a straight-up ADDICTION.

  704. Sweet tea, sweatpants, and aspirin. Sometimes it takes all three, but between them, they can erase a lot of a really bad day.

  705. On the list of shows-that-have-changed-my-life I’m gonna add Firefly to your Doctor Who. One of two shows (DW being the other one) I would gladly pay $$$$$ for a blu-ray set from just to see the outtakes and extended scenes. My dog is named Jayne and, yes, she does have a little red/orange/yellow knit hat BECAUSE I HAVE A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH FICTIONAL UNIVERSES.

  707. ‘what should i read next’…LOVE this so much. one of my fav things is this blog (and a couple others)…i have to visit everyday and i’m sad when there’s not a new post up!

  708. Ice cream, Falling Skies, and coconut body butter from The Body Shop. It smells like summer and it helps me get moving in the morning when I’m fighting the sad.

  709. A couple of years ago I went to a party in a cemetery (I know) that was hosted by a tequila company. They gave us swag bags that contained one of those hand-held juice pressers. Or lemon squeezers. I have no idea what they’re called. But that simple thing changed my cocktail-making process for the better to the nth degree.

  710. So many, really. Let’s see if I can narrow it down to five:

    1. Skim milk. Where Jack Sparrow has rum, I have skim milk. I go through about a gallon every two days, sometimes more. It’s my go-to drink and gets me off the hook with my doctor about whether or not I’m getting enough calcium. (SPOILER ALERT: I am.)
    2. Stephen King. I don’t like the horror genre, but I find King’s stories so powerful and well-written and inspiring and gut-wrenching and feeling-filled and AWESOME that I suck it up and read his stuff. And come out loving it.
    3. Fiber-One Nutty Clusters and Almonds. A bearable way to knock out 40% of my daily fiber intake over breakfast. And now _I_ feel super-old typing that, but it’s the truth.
    4. My region-free DVD player. Without it, I could never have seen David Tennant singing “These Boots Are Made For Walking” at David Morrissey, OR have seen Vasily Livanov playing one of the sweetest incarnations of Sherlock Holmes ever committed to film. I got that DVD player for $35 in Flushing, Queens and it’s one of the best purchases I have ever made.
    5. Jack Sparrow. I’ve got a lot of fictional characters that help me make it through my tougher days, and that inspire me to find my way — but Jack’s the one I owe the most. If you can owe fictional characters anything. Which maybe you can. Or at least you can owe their creators. (Perhaps I should be saying Ted Elliot, Terry Rossio, and Johnny Depp?? Either way.)

  711. I pretty much love everything that has a TARDIS or light sabers on it. I found these awesome light saber chopsticks that I’m totally going to get my brother for his birthday.

  712. Instant messaging. Because I’m a painfully shy extrovert, except when I can just communicate in text without having to actually be in the same room with you. Nothing personal. Some of those relationships have been the only thing that’s kept me sane and on occasion kept me wanting to live.

  713. Teva wedge Flip-flops, skirts made out of t-shirt material, my iPhone camera and eos lip balm. My life woudn’t be the same without all of them.

  714. Hagaan-Dazs Limoncello Gelato has changed my life. It’s completely addicting. Also, pumpkin cinnamon rolls, Carmex, and I have no idea what I would do without Goodreads, and Rdio/Spotify/etc. Oh, also The Nerdist podcast. And Pinterest. And BBC America.

  715. Librivox, Podcastle, and EscapePod — free audio books from the internet. Including lists of family-friendly fantasy stories for those of us who have little pitchers with big ears.

    Most especially, I recommend the series starting with “Squonk the Dragon” by P.M.Butler. My daughter asks for these on pretty much every road trip — and I still still enjoy it.
    http://escapepod.org/2006/09/07/ep070-squonk/
    http://escapepod.org/2007/06/07/ep109-squonk-the-apprentice/
    http://podcastle.org/2010/09/28/podcastle-124-squonk-and-the-horde-of-apprentices/
    http://podcastle.org/2012/06/12/podcastle-212-squonk-and-the-lake-monster/

  716. Microwave rice sock! I have recurrent neck pain and that silly sock full of rice is a lifesaver and the only way I can sleep or relax some nights. However (and a note to anyone else who uses them) you shouldn’t leave them on the floor next to your nightstand if there is a glass of water on the stand and you have naughty wandering kitties who like to head butt glasses of water… Funny thing about rice, even in a sock, water will make it expand…

  717. Right now I can’t live without access to “Sherlock.” That’s just right now. I expect in a couple months I’ll have moved on to something else. What I really can’t live without is having an obsession-of-the-moment.

  718. Because I am too tired and lazy to take off my makeup at night, I cannot live without Alba Botanica Hawaiian 3-in-1 Clean Towelettes. They remove your makeup, keep your pores clean, and smell wonderful. The best thing is they only cost $6!

  719. my number one is diet ginger ale. so addicted. i also love: books by jonathan tropper, wintergreen small altoids, my ipad and kindle (i seriously never thought i would use either of them and i can’t live without them now), colored straws (i have sensitive teeth and always use straws and how much more fun are they in orange and purple and yellow? especially when you’re drinking diet ginger ale!), bravo tv shows (i’m sorry but i love princesses of long island, some of the housewives and anything with jeff lewis. can we still be friends?) and my rescue dog (everyone should have one 🙂

  720. Someone else already said it, but I can’t live without the library. You know that really knowledgeable indie bookstore clerk who helps you find a new book? That’s a librarian. You can get their help for free at any public library – and the book they find for you is free too!

  721. Those little soap pods. I know, it isn’t as fabulous as an e-reader or a suicide prevention hotline, but they are my secret pleasures. Because I know I am responsible for destroying the world by using too much soap–you know, overfilling the soap cap because it just doesn’t look like enough soap to do the job–and sometimes the soap even goes over the cap. And these little dissolving pods make me fell like I’m in control, like I am the Laundry Master–“I will whip you, Dirt Scum! Take that, take it!” And if I feel like it’s a really big load, or especially dirty, I can not only turn the water to Hot, but I can drop in a second pod. Without feeling like I’m losing all sense and being a terrible, wasteful person. And the gel packs for the dishwasher, that’s the best ever.

  723. Things I can’t live without: my camera. The best photography class I ever took was from my dad in his kitchen. Photos are my vacation souvenirs and I’m finally getting around to reprinting them and hanging them around my house. Handmade soap – total crack but at least I don’t stink so it is a win win. Lavender essential oil – it smells pretty, calms me down, helps me sleep, calms my anxious rescue dog we’re rehabilitating, and keeps Mosquitos from eating me alive.

  724. My rice cooker. Seriously. Cooking rice on the stove is so primitive.
    Also, my bobble. Fresh filtered water everywhere I go!

  725. Everyone has such nice things to say. Wow.

    I can’t live without my bed and the 22 year old gorgeous man that I have chained to it….I mean that is there happy as a clam waiting for me. 43 is a great age. *big grin*

  726. My iphone. Good knives. The movie Foul Play. Masterpiece Mystery.

  727. I WANT to try the towel sheet!! That is awesome. (And maybe the microwave slippers but not till this winter because this heat makes me murderous without putting something hot on my feet.)

  728. This list is growing fast – and i am trying to read them all! and i am saving about 1/4 of them to try/buy/read.

    Jenny, you already listed the biggies – Dr. Who, bath sheets ( mmmm). For me, Torchwood, my dogs Tonto and Kato, my Keurig machine so i can get coffee without being really awake, a ceramic William hippopotamus from MMA, anything teal/peacock/aquamarine. Pierre Marcolini chocolate ( Australia) and REAL Tim-Tams ( from Australia or New Zealand) – my husband used to travel a LOT. Cashew nut butter. Allie Brosch’s writing. Neil Gaiman, Stephen King’s writing. Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy – in any medium. a movie, “What’s Up, Doc ?”
    that helps my depression – so i recommend it to all of you. And a t-shirt, in bright colors with a phoenix on it – which brings me back to life daily.
    http://www.offworlddesigns.com/search.php?search_query=phoenix
    or
    http://www.offworlddesigns.com/phoenix-tie-dye-t-shirt/

  729. (1) Nedhardy.com–a brilliant assemblage of the best of the web on any given day. (2) Neil Gaiman (3)Christophe Moroccan Argan oil hair treatment–leaves my hair satiny and manageable. (4) Pieter Nooten “Sleeps with the Fishes” GORGEOUS album. Go and buy it nownownow. (5) sushi (6)Earl Grey tea (7)Pineapple lumps–damn near impossible to find in the States, but this candy is proof of a benevolent deity. (8)Failblog.com (9)Twitter–who invented this crack?! (10)My dog’s happy puppy dance when I get home from work.

  730. I can’t live without my XBox 360. It’s stupid and nerdy, but it’s my escape. It’s my tv-viewing, game-playing, news-watching mega center.

    And I will most definitely be buying that TARDIS towel if I win!

  731. I can’t live without my oversized fluffy Buffalo Bills blanket! Whether it’s 30 degrees F or 80 degrees F out, there’s just something about kicking back on the couch, snuggled under a pile of fluff, that brings total relaxation. Plus, my dog is all about snuggling when he can curl up in the blanket with me. 🙂 (Seriously, it works better than bacon!)

  732. I can’t live without my cast-iron skillet. I’ve finally mastered the art of cooking in it (and not burning everything to the bottom of the fucking thing), and now it’s all I dream about.

    It’s also a very handy weapon if need be. And it scares my children into submission when they’re acting crazy.

  733. I can’t live without my cats. They keep me sane, cuddle with me when I’m sad and they let me kiss their bellies. The belly-kissing is essential, despite the fact that I am actually allergic to cats.

    I can’t live without air. I like it. It helps me breathe and I’m fond of breathing.

    I can’t live without books. I must read all the books. All of them. But especially Bryce Courtenay. I am deeply saddened that there shall never be another of his masterpieces published.

    And last but not least, I can’t live without the sound of bagpipes. Even when I practice them and sound like shit… At least I’m playing them. 🙂

  734. I would buy a new motor for my central air unit. This would not only make me very happy, it will go a long way in keeping the other people in my house safe and happy. And my coworkers..although, I don’t care as much if they are safe and happy.

  735. I can’t live without my Kindle, so I can read all of those books (including yours!)

  736. Netflix. I “discovered” it a year ago at Christmas and can’t imagine life without it. When I am having a really anxious bad day I can curl up with Netflix and watch an obscure BBC series and find a happy place. Also my knitting rounds. I am one of those people who always wanted to knit but the one time someone tried to teach me there was blood. I just can’t do the two needle thing. My knitting round allows me to knit without blood shed and that calms me too.

  737. Also, I can’t live without xanax. But I don’t think this contest will help with that. Buying it without a prescription is not as illegal as buying a person..but still. Illegal.

  738. I couldn’t live without the patience my family, friends and coworkers have given me. All the crazy that PTSD has heaped on me has made me feel like a burden, but everyone around me keeps my head above water and assures me that I’m going to be OK.

  739. I can’t live without my nieces smiles…..sometimes the only thing that can brighten my day!! Also velcro….I am not sure what teachers did before it but without it I am sure I would not be able to teach……………ever or do up shoes…….or strip if I did that…….it’s uses are endless.

  740. My iPod!….I download audio books, then go hiking. Love it!
    (But now I HAVE to have that “Tardis” beach towel…OMG I DO want that!

  741. Mine are Doctor Who, anything by Neil Gaiman (but especially American Gods), my TARDIS throw blanket (so comfy and snuggly!) and An Archive Of Our Own (my current favorite happy place!).

  742. I was so excited about this list that I thought of more things I love last night in bed, and I had to post again.

    – Diet Coke: Younger me would have been shocked to see this, but since switching to diet a couple years ago, this has become an obsession. An ice cold 20 oz. on a hot day is heaven.

    – Sheer Blonde by John Frieda: My husband calls it “the good shampoo.” Makes my hair smell great and brings out my natural highlights. http://www.amazon.com/John-Frieda-Highlight-Activating-Enhancing/dp/B0067YU3IW/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1374504956&sr=8-9&keywords=sheer+blonde+john+frieda

    – Mental Floss magazine: I bought an issue on a whim when I had to catch a flight and I fell head over heels in love. Crammed with fascinating facts and really great writing. (If you can’t afford a subscription — which I can’t — they post most of the mag’s content on their website, and they’re always putting up facts on their Twitter page.) http://mentalfloss.com/ https://twitter.com/mental_floss

    – Twisting Tree necklace: One of my favorite pieces of jewelry I’ve ever purchased. I get compliments on it wherever I go. http://www.modcloth.com/shop/necklaces/twisting-tree-necklace

    – “Much Ado About Nothing”: My favorite Shakespeare play, and now two great film adaptations. I’ve always loved Kenneth Branagh’s 1993 version ( http://www.amazon.com/Much-About-Nothing-Kenneth-Branagh/dp/B0000714BZ/ref=sr_1_2?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1374505050&sr=1-2&keywords=much+ado+about+nothing ) and just saw Joss Whedon’s gorgeous black and white take. An amazing play that still translates well to a modern audience and fills me with joy.

    – Mondoro asti: The first champagne my husband bought us when we were dating, and what we toasted with at our wedding. Sweet and delicious. http://www.amazon.com/Mondoro-Asti/dp/B0061SINP4

    Thanks for making me think about these things, Jenny. I’ve been a bit of a grump lately, and sometimes I need to remember that there’s more good than bad in my life, and that the simple pleasures are really the best.

  743. Oregan Chai tea latte mix (in the canister). This stuff is my moment of zen at work.

  744. 1. My Kindle. I have RSI bad in both hands as well as a hand tremor due to a medication I’m on. I can’t hold heavy books any more. My Kindle is my savior where reading is concerned. Also, amazon (and other) freebie e-books keep me going when I can’t afford to buy new stuff.

    2. My apartment. I was unemployed for eighteen months, and had to move back in with my mom and stepdad. I love them, but I am so glad I can live by my own rules again (just got apt. two weeks ago)

    3. My iPhone. I do 90% of my non-work surfing on the iPhone now. I can do most things, and the form factor helps my hands – no heavy laptop, and the screen keyboard actually irritates my RSI less than regular typing/mousing. And it keeps me organized and in touch.

  745. This is lame, but Orbit Sweet Mint gum. It is the best. And the Burt’s Bees pomegranate lip balm. And yeast, because I like to make bread and pizza and when I run out of yeast I get antsy. And my library card, because that’s where all my books come from.

  746. My iPad – all of my reading & video apps in one place makes 3 am feedings much more comfortable for me.

    Boppy pillow – not really for me, but my 1 month-old loves it.

    Our AC wall unit, especially in the last week.

  747. I think my sister needs those microwave slippers and I am bummed amazon will not ship to Australia…..it gets cold here too!

  749. I compulsively re-stock the ice in my freezer. I NEED ice in my water, even if it’s below zero outside, and for my iced coffees. I feel like that’s the most boring thing ever, but I SERIOUSLY NEED IT.

  750. Aside from your blog, some other things I cannot live without: Coca-cola (I limit myself to 2-3 a week, but I would rather have the sugar and calories than deal with diet crap), Salonpas (they are these little patches that I use to help ward off migraines, my favorite fuzzy blanket that I bought at Costco for $10 and Aquafresh Extreme Clean toothpaste – the stuff is magical.

  751. I now have the game “Despicable Me: Minon Rush” on my iphone. Everytime I’m feeling down or upset, I start it up. Just watching the intro makes me smile. It’s hard to be upset when they are just so cute and happy. Plus I can do it at work when drinking isn’t allowed.

  752. I couldn’t live without my DVR ! I know TV isn’t the most intelligent thing I should be doing but I feel like I can live my life because I can watch my favorite shows another time. Also when my kids walk in the room and want to say something, I feel like I can just hit Pause and really listen to them instead of scream at them to wait til the commercials ! haha

  753. The one pair of really cute heels I own that are sky-high and yet still comfy;
    Peaches that are not quite perfectly ripe so they are still crunchy;
    Iced tea and peach brandy;
    Something to laugh at at least every couple of days.

  754. Definitely Doctor Who. But also Swedish Fish – the real ones not the knock-off brands. I don’t know why but I absolutely love them! And crossword puzzles, especially the USA Today ones – they relax me faster than anything else.

  757. Irreverent misfits shop too! Creators and vendors should be happy for the links.

    I couldn’t live (or sleep) without Breathe Right strips, sadly. My allergies are such that I can’t breathe through my nose at night without them and sleeping with my mouth open does not lead to restful sleep for me.

    I could probably clean like a fiend and live in a bubble to survive without them, but that sounds like a lot of effort.

  758. I was happy as all get out yesterday with these two things: a really big plastic margartia glass from Wal-Mart (around a buck) and replacement flames for our tiki torches, in red (about 5 bucks each). The red tiki flame made me so happy ~ I can’t wait to try blue and green.

  759. Once upon a time, before some idiot discontinued it, there was once a product called McNess antiseptic that was the best gnat repellent you could ever hope for. People hoarded it. It worked so well, that after it was discontinued, one man went on an epic quest to find a replacement. His story is here: http://qctimes.com/lifestyles/home-and-garden/homefront-man-stalks-holy-grail-of-gnat-foilers/article_0bd4b65a-7b0a-51d0-bf8f-4089b7b71794.html.

    He did find his holy grail, and now you can buy the best gnat repellent ever on Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/DETTOL-First-Aid-Antiseptic-Liquid/dp/B000GCRX6G/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_nS_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=21BBWNGLHAB1B&coliid=I1AXFYFP54KMZQ

    The End

  760. I don’t think I live without that Snow Cone thing. Who knew I could have wine slushies?! The other thing I can’t live without is 5 minutes to pee with the bathroom door closed without my kids needing something and my cats howling, and sticking their paws under the door like they are missing the biggest party of the year. Maybe I can buy that?

  761. Twinings cold brew iced tea, especially the green tea with mint. Being able to drink a single glass of iced tea without having to brew tea and then wait for it to chill has been a sanity-saver these past few (long, hot, humid) months.

  762. 1. any song by Peter Gabriel, because he’s awesome
    2. new toothbrushes
    3. Hellman’s mayo – an obvious one
    4. Pinot Grigio
    5. Love, Actually (also needs no explanation)
    6. cats and dogs
    7. polar bears (but not close up, because they’ll eat your face)
    8. a nice day w/ no humidity
    9. champagne also does wonders for my morale
    10. warm chocolate chip cookies and a tall glass of milk

  763. Things I can’t live without…
    -Coffee & Belvita breakfast cookies
    -Spotify
    -Arrested Development /Netflix instant streaming in general.
    -African Black Soap- it’s amazing for my eczema & skin allergies.
    -I just learned that the e-juice I’ve been smoking (I quit cigarettes 2 months ago) is apparently a necessity in my life now. I ran out of my favorite kind and none of the others we have is quite the same, so while I wait for the order to come in I’m grumpily smoking a peach flavor that is nowhere near as great, sigh.
    -My daughter. Usually.
    -My partner’s patience with my particular kind of crazy.
    -Blogs. I’m terrible at keeping up with writing so I don’t have my own, but without other peoples I would feel so alone in the world. I work at home so it’s easy to fall into a rut when I’m depressed of not changing out of pajamas for days on end and not leaving the house except to grocery shop for weeks. Blogs like yours keep me feeling connected to the world and get me out of my own head for a bit.

  766. An apple slicer. I never had one (who needs that?) and then someone gave me one for Christmas. They are cheap, they work great, and apples are much nicer to eat when cored and sliced for you.

  767. You found Sandman while waiting for Strangers in Paradise… YOU ARE MY TRIBE! (And my wife’s as that is the exact order in which she introduced me to comics.)

    http://www.gelaskins.com/ – These are cheap, really nice looking/customizable, and they actually work. I’ve had mine stuck on my phone for over 5 months now and it hasn’t remotely began to peel. Bonus: I’ve gotten tons of nice comments on how cool my phone looks.

  768. Yogi’s Kava Stress Relief tea. I don’t drink a lot of tea, but this is the one I pick after a long day. Has a deep, earthy (best word I can think of to describe it.. not like dirt.. just a ‘earthy’) flavor, and if it doesn’t actually *herbally* relieve the stress, the warm cup of something home-y and comforting does.

  770. Crazy expensive balsamic vinegar. I drizzle it over tomatoes and lettuce and it blows my mind. To me, this and heavy cream are 2 food splurges. Nothing makes your day start off right than a teaspoon of real, honest-to-God cream in your coffee.

  771. This is a small, silly thing, but my newly-developed ability to make a Starbucks-style frappuccino for less than a dollar at home, as opposed to buying one for $5, has been empowering! Cheap blender, coffee frozen into coffee cubes, milk, sugar, and a little xanthan gum to get the thickness – absolute bliss on a hot day!

    A close second is my automatic rice cooker. It is comforting to just put things in a machine and push a button, and get a warm dinner out of it.

  772. There’s an amazing musician who performs under the name Danielle Ate the Sandwich. If you look up her videos on YouTube, you won’t be able to live without them. You’ll also need to buy all her albums.

    She also inspired me to buy a ukulele, even though I’m a terrible musician.

  774. Air conditioning. 100% best invention ever. Screw the wheel….

    Also books — the only thing that takes my mind off my life for awhile.

  775. So on the website 1saleaday.com if you are a member, they post this set of four cutting boards for $20 + free shipping. It has a countertop organizer and let me tell you that it is the one thing that I can say that I use on a daily basis. The best set of cutting boards ever! I even wrote a review on it!

  776. I really, really love my stash of Emergency Googly Eyes (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0075MQNZ2/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i02?ie=UTF8&psc=1). Yes, I originally saw Anne Wheaton with them, but they make me really happy. I stick them in random places all over my house and it makes me laugh every time I see my cabinet staring at me. Or the bugged eyes on my hot sauce. Or if I’m going somewhere that I might end up bored at for periods of times, finding places to #vandaleyes things makes me furiously happy.

  777. My puppies.
    Carolina Chocolate Drops and my Steve Martin music CDs. Banjoes have been getting me through a rough year.
    Popcorn and chocolate milk.
    Sweet, sweet husband.

  778. http://www.softpaws.com

    Softpaws are more or less the best things ever if you’re like us and have a cat who is obsessed with people/love/attention and just CONSTANTLY wants to be on your lap. We don’t believe in declawing. But we have no problems with ridiculously colored plastic caps that fall off naturally and keep him from clawing us to death every time he wants to drape himself over our shoulders for a snuggle.

    I like getting Kafka (The friendly fat orange cat) purple and gold sparkly nailcaps and then call him Liberace Kitty.

  780. Also, Grocery IQ app on my phone. Love that thing…especially because it’s FREE and it divides the list into departments (dairy, meat, etc) so I’m not darting all over the store back and forth because I can’t remember to put bananas AND onions AND lettuce in the buggy on my own if I hand write my list and I have to visit produce 3 times.

  781. Soft tee shirts and yoga pants. If only I could wear them to work…

  782. *My iPad mini….compact, bring everywhere. Use it for EVERYTHING!

    *Shazam App… So cool….identifies a song just from listening to it But wait that’s not all…most of the songs will bring up lyrics, karaoke style so you can sing along…..instant party 🙂

    *Vitamix blender. Finally made the splurge and use it every.single.day! (I always wondered who in their right mind would spend $500 on a blender….but not anymore…worth every dollar!)

    *Mint.com & the Mint app…..so that’s where all my $$ goes. I can’t recommend this app enough. Take control of your spending and take the blinders off. It will change your life!

    *OurFreakingBudget.com…..awesome personal finance blog, by a young couple, new parents….I wish I had something like this when I was just starting out. In my mid 40’s and am still reaping the benefits!

    *Pinterest

    *bloglovin app…..why haven’t I found this before?? Now I can keep track of all my favorite blogs and never miss anything. It’s like creating my own magazine!

    *mapmywalk or mapmyrun Apps. Keeps track of how long, how fast and you can listen to your playlists or pandora, etc…..while doing it!

    *brita individual water bottle….take to gym, for walks, etc. clean water and no need for zillion disposable water bottles.

    *pandora and iHeartRadio apps. Use these everyday… Love listening to favorite talk radio shows too.

    *TheBlogess.com….it all started with some big metal chickens. Genius and always a pick me up. Always :-)))

    Oops….not to product heavy…and very app heavy! Love these kinds of lists…except I think I’ve literally just spent 3 hours reading and researching it all :-))

    Thanks for all the ideas :-))

  783. Olive oil, if something can’t be cooked in or drenched olive oil than it doesn’t need to be eaten. I also enjoy bath sheets but mostly because regular towels will not wrap around my gigantic boobs. Christopher Moore makes me laugh, I re-read his books when I need a lift. Laurie Notaro also makes me laugh until last night’s chapter about her dog dying made me sob and scared all the cats off the bed. My four cats. Seriously, I don’t need olive oil or much of anything else as long as I have these guys.

  784. What a great list!

    Bath sheets and Doctor Who are totally on my list.

    Also,

    A double walled stainless steel water bottle. Toss in a few ice cubes and you have cold water for hours! I love cold water!

    Zoku popsicle maker! It is on the pricy side but my son has allergies and can’t eat processed foods so this allows us to make him a yummy popsicle in no time at all. Speed is a very important feature when dealing with toddlers.

    Lip gloss. Any kind really, just something to make me feel less parched when I don’t have my awesome water bottle handy. I swear I have at least 2 tubes of various lip gloss in every bag and extra at work and on my nightstand.

  785. You are SO right about Doctor Who!! I keep telling people, begging people, trying to force people to watch it. It is incredible.

    Our favorite (not free, but cheap) favorite find is RIfftrax.com. The same guys who used to make Mystery Science Theater 3000 have been back for years, riffing modern movies. If you haven’t watched yet, you are SO missing out. They are hilarious. Among our favorites are “High School Musical”, “Jurassic Park” and all the “Star Wars” Riffs. You have to have a copy of the movie (for most of them- we borrow from the library a lot) and you buy their riffs for $3-5. They have a great player you can download to watch on your computer, or you can put the riff on your iPod, hook it to a speaker, and it will tell you how to sync it to the movie. Watch a few of their previews and tell me it isn’t the most awesome thing ever. I’m in a desperate search for the movie “Birdemic” so we can watch that one. It looks very funny.

    http://www.curioussoup.blogspot.com
    http://www.filmcriticsdaughter.blogspot.com

  786. The movie “Office Space.” I’m not the only one in a dysfunctional universe.
    Monty Python
    Spider webs – not walking into them but the morning dew on gossamer strands glistening from rising sun

  787. 1 – My car. She was pricey and I can’t afford her really and fixing her has been EXPENSIVE. But I sometimes spend 2.5 hours a day commuting. Having a car that looks pretty on the outside and has an iconicly stylish interior and a convertible roof is VITAL TO MY SANITY. (Sorry about the shouting. Scarlet, my vehicle, is a 2006 Mini Cooper S Convertible. I spend more time with her than with any one person in my life, and I <3 her like Tom used to love Katie. )

    2 – Audible. See above for "time spent in transit." I use audiobooks to distract me from the fact that I'm driving or sweeping up after the dogs/husband or working on mindless grunt work when I'm in the office. On bad days, I NEED to keep moving and doing things and audiobooks keep my mind occupied while my body moves and I calm down or wait for the clouds of depression to finish what they are doing and disperse.

    3 – Old Navy flip flops. They wrap around the back of my ankle and have little rhinestones so they are "dressy." They are thin and offer no support which makes me feel like I'm barefoot. They break after about 6 months of daily wear, but Old Navy always has more and they are like $10.

  788. My Timex Weekender watch. Mine just broke and my wrist feels so naked and sad!

  789. My e-reader. It saved my sanity right after my son was born since it let me easily read fluffy books during all the late-night feedings. No fighting with pages/worrying about losing your place! No need to futz with a book light! I love it.

  791. My corgis, honey nut cheerios, string cheese, xxl flannel jammies and my prescription sunglasses are all high up on the list. I also have this really beat up plaid chenille throw pillow that is my official migraine head mushing pillow that I use to try to cover my eyes when I can’t convince anyone to cut my head off and I want to die. I will fight anyone who tries to take it away from me.

  792. My things? Cheap, but oh so wonderful cast iron cookware. Lodge is great, but older, non branded stuff works just as well.

    Burts Bees original (the minty kind) lip gloss. I have tubes of that shit stashed everywhere – I go into the DTs if it’s not nearby. Yes, just talking about it made me put some one. No, I’m not an addict. No. Not at all.

    Crabtree and Evelyn goat’s milk lotion – I’ve got psoriasis bad enough on my legs it’s frightened NURSES. This is the only thing that’s healing it – not the prescription stuff, not the UV therapy – I stopped all that and just use this. Well over halfway healed, and better every day. F’ing miracle drug.

  793. This baffling boy and our dear baby. Pens and paper for making crazy little pictures. Coffee. Bicycles. Pups. This blog. My brain and other organs. A secretive hammock. Time.

  794. Nature’s Gate products. http://natures-gate.com/ Their lotions and body washes in particular, but also their shampoos and conditioners. I have seriously sensitive dry skin and theirs are the only products I found (and can afford) that actually make my skin feel better. Their stuff has made my life better in a small, everyday, significant way.

  796. Stein’s Cupcakes (local bakery in Dallas), really cold champagne and Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu. That is my ultimate “I’ve had a crap day” pick-me-up.

  797. Now, I love Dr. Who but I alos have found that I love and can’t live without Bobbi Brown Soothing Cleansing Oil. I love it!! It did Amazing things for my skin. I think everyone shoudl try it.

  798. – Coffee (I have Keurigs in numerous sizes)
    – Like yourself, Neil Gaiman (what a magical magical genius)
    – Endeavor (the new show featuring Inspector Morse – I’m a gargantuan British detective nerd; my first love was Hercule Poirot so I am also adding him to this list)
    – Parks and Rec (anything done by Amy Poehler or Tina Fey)
    – Book stores (bonus, book stores with coffee shops)
    – Harry Potter (I was 11 when Harry was 11 and that series changed my life and probably taught me how to live in this Muggle world of ours) –> likewise, I’m adding J.K Rowling because she is comparable to Neil Gaiman in the magic factor
    – My iPhone (I get lost, like, all.the.time)
    – My bed (that makes me sound lazy but it’s my favorite place in the world)
    – Last but not least, THE BLOGGESS! (I check it everyday and I love every single thing about it!)

  799. My Ipod. I love my upgraded Ipod. Cherry on top, it comes in colors.
    And blogs. I’ve only been reading blogs for 2 years or so, but I can’t live without them.
    I love being addicted to them!

  800. So very much yes to indie bookstores and Neil Gaiman!

    Things I can’t live without:
    – Real, paper books and the way the smell and feel. E-books have nothing on them.
    – Terrible, sappy, wonderful country music. George Strait is one of my forever fantasy crushes.
    – Pushing Daisies. It makes me happy when I’m not.

  802. For starters, this blog. Almost all of the time when I’m ready to punch someone (or myself) your words pull me out of my funk.

    My mules (Stephanie Speak for my pets). One dog and 2 kitties that are my life.

    Colorful, smooth writing pens, and quality stationary. This includes the expensive post-its that have fun designs. Because if you are going to take a note, it should be fun!

    And finally, my mom – she is my rock.

  804. Those tabs on the end of the foil, plastic wrap, and wax paper rolls. How did I not know those were there? I struggled with rolls falling out of the boxes for years (I was 47 when a friend pointed them out y’all). And about the same time I learned about the arrow on the side of the fuel indicator on the dashboard that tells you which side the gas tank is on. It was a banner year!

  806. 1) my cat. Which is the point of a cat, I think, that you have one and later cannot conceive of not having one. But I spent two weeks away and finally got to sleep in my own bed last night– the second night since June 29th– and there was my cat, snuggled up against my arm and head, soft and lovely.

    2) Two and a half yards of brightly colored fleece from JoAnn’s. This covers a full-sized bed with enough for feet and, if you buy it at the right time, costs about twelve dollars. They’re light enough to layer and warm, warm, warm. Forget tying fleece together. Just pile it on me.

    3) Citalopram. Because I had one night I recognized as, “As bad as before,” and I cannot believe I made it so long without it.

  807. Shower exfoliating gloves – better than puffs and feel wonderful (link for example, as you can find them at most Marts for cheap) http://tinyurl.com/k3x43hy.

    Audible.com and my iPod. I love to read but don’t have much free time so this is the solution – and driving or housework isn’t quite so onerous when my brain is partly off in another world.

    Lois McMaster Bujold (writer) with two amazing series (on fantasy and on sci-fi).

    Insulated, lidded cups with straws. One for soda, one for iced coffee, one for water. I actually almost drink enough water now. Sippie-cups for adults!

    The DVR – I can watch network shows when I want and my schedule permits, and not be bogged down by commercials. And yes, Netflix is great, too!

  808. Burt’s Bees Ultra Conditioning Lip Balm. Also for people who have skin that is so dry that nothing else works and sometimes your lips randomly bleed.

  809. Reading this list makes me happy 🙂 Simply because I know that a lot of the people here are struggling with depression like me and all of these little things are the things that keep us going…and that makes this the most magical list ever.

    Lately I’m really in love with my aquafarm: http://store.backtotheroots.com/AquaFarm_p/aquaponics.htm
    I don’t exactly understand it. Maybe because it’s the first time I’ve ever been able to not kill a fish and grow real plants without killing them shortly after sprouting. Maybe it’s because my kids enjoy having this project with me and get just as excited as I do when the betta eats the little tiny food pellets…or when the wheatgreas ACTUALLY GROWS! Whatever the reason, I have been spending more and more money and time on it and that is just fine by me.

  810. My iphone + spotify; audible (i listened to your book using this app! it was awesome.)
    Korres Pomegranate Balancing Moisturizer = amazing
    Chimes Ginger Chews (preferably peanut butter flavor)
    Water bottle and lemons

  811. I love this!! 🙂

    The Thera Cane Massager is my best find of the year, so far. It may not look like much, but it allows the user (me, you) to target knots and, using very little effort, applies enough pressure to loosen them.
    I was introduced to this wonder by my cousin, when my back and shoulders were knotted to the point of me crying, and there was no massage therapist in sight. After 10 or 15 minutes, I had loosened every knot. Not only that, I experienced at least four weeks of relief from spots that are chronic problems for me.
    Here’s the Amazon link: http://www.amazon.com/Thera-Cane-JMAS5000-Massager/dp/B000PRMCJU/

  812. blue diamond Nut thins, epbot (come back Jenn!), Star Trek TNG, Goat Brie.
    Jesus I’m boring!

  813. It sounds silly but owning multiple phone chargers has really upgraded my life. One in the bedroom, one in the kitchen, one in the den. None of these rooms are all that far apart or anything, but just being able to plug it in in so many places feels luxurious. Add in the one in the car and the one at the office and it’s a bit ridic – does one person need 5 phone chargers? No, I don’t **need** them. But I love them all. (Told you it was silly!)

  814. Sparkling water. Any brand, any flavor or no flavor at all. There is just something about the bubbles that makes me feel better, both physically and mentally. And it is my attempt to wean myself off my Diet Coke addiction and lose the caffeine headaches. It seriously helps me be happy.

  815. Competitive cooking shows, books and books and books, and Sonic Diet LImeade with Cranberry and extra ice. With those fortifications, I could totally handle being an invalid like Beth in LIttle Women. Sans the coughing and dying, of course. I could even knit a little for the poor Hummel children during the product placement part of my shows.

  816. Books, books, books!
    I’d have to say that Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett’s “Good Omens” is one that will always pull me through a crappy day. And, of course all of Terry Pratchett’s “Discworld” series. So much intelligent stuff to laugh about! And Patrick Rothfuss’s Kingkiller Chronicles. And listening to Neil Gaiman speak. Like this: http://youtu.be/ikAb-NYkseI
    Wow.

  817. Sugar free slurpees. Specifically the mango-lemonade. Fantastic! Also, a really great citrus squeezer and a microplane. And my fabulous weight watcher leader and Sunday morning group. 🙂

  818. PBS Kids app – anything that buys me 30 min of peace and quiet is a win. C.O. Bigelow mint lip balm. Trader Joe’s frozen steel cut oatmeal. A good knife set – I love to cook and chopping with good knives is a joy. Free e-books (to borrow) from my library’s digital library. Exercise – it keeps me sane. Neutrogena Dry Tough sunscreen. Post it notes – the original yellow ones in the 3×3 square shape. And Sharpie pens.

  819. Hot Fuzz. When I was going through a very rough patch I literally watched this movie everyday for about three weeks straight. Everyday I would ask myself “In my heart of hearts what’s going to make me happy today?” The answer was always Hot Fuzz. It’s still my go-to movie when I’m feeling a little down.

    Also you can make an all stand up comic channel on Pandora. I have found so many funny comedians I never knew about because of Pandora.

  820. My husband and my sweet kitties, all rescues. also my best friend and her dog. I love them all more than anything. so basically my people and my animals! I love nothing more than getting greeted at the door by furry faces and cold noses…

  822. I can’t live without Burt’s Bees Chap-stick. I also love “Taste Kid”, it is similar to your book app, but it includes music and movies. Now, if I could get Netflix to start carrying the movie I love…
    Neil Gaiman is one of my absolute favorites. I was fortunate enough to be able to go to the book signing in Atlanta, and now I have a personalized copy of “The Ocean at the End of the Lane”.

  823. Wow, these are awesome to read! I LOVE your blog! And it seems like every time my husband asks “why are you cracking up over there?” The answer is usually “because of the blogess!”
    Things:
    My kindle, I have bad hands, so being able to read anything without the weight is great! I miss the feel of real books, but not the pain they caused!
    Kenra blow dry spray/mist-it helps my dry my hair faster it’s a bit pricey (+$20), but again love bc of my hands.
    Mint. Anything & everything minty. Gum, Chapstick,candy, tea. Something about mint makes me feel right & calm. I don’t think I can go a day without it.
    Ear plugs. I just get too overwhelmed sometimes in crazy crowded places & they help block some of it out so I can stay.
    My smartphone. Wow. How did I survive without it!?
    And lastly, Dr. Pepper. Super cold this makes me happy. 🙂

  825. Tim Tams, the most delightfully delicious evil chocolate treat in the history of the world.
    Super thin sharpie pens.
    And my trusted copy of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened
    🙂
    Love you.

  827. Books, sharpies, post-its of all sizes, books..and did i mention books??? I have adapted to an eReader but still like holding a book and turning the actual pages of it. But an eReader makes my luggage much lighter when I go on vacation!

  828. Doctor Who is my biggest happy place right now. No one in my family understands my need to watch them over and over again. 🙂 I watch them on reruns on BBCA and I watch them in order on Netflix. 🙂 Can’t stop. Just can’t stop for some strange reason. And I love Martha. I’m not sure why people don’t like her but I do! She is smart, she is witty and she knows the Doctor will never lover her so she moves on with her life. Why is that so wrong? But I am not liking our newest girl. I’m not sure why but I just can’t seem to like Clara. She’s the impossible girl, yeah, I know. But I just can’t put my finger on it. I sometimes think she is his daughter though…

    Oh, I just thought of something else. My pillow. Yes, it is an amazing pillow, one side is the comfort foam and the other is fluffy cotton. I like to use the foam side. 🙂

  829. Blogs. I love reading blogs, and I love having an easy writing outlet. A free source of humor, beauty, and wisdom.

  830. I can’t live without and find comfort in a hard bound monthly view calendar with pockets in the back. I’m the weirdo who color codes everything in the calendar, but it’s how I keep my life organized.

  832. Bath sheets are awesome. I’m going to finally invest in some and stop using my kid’s Disney beach towels.

    Gotta add my list: My Nook, my library card(since I’m unemployed for now), Godiva chocolates (when I have the money), Goose Island Green Line Beer, My copies of The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy (Both book and movie), Silversun Pickups albums on my phone, and Paxil.

    The one thing I don’t have on that list yet is a 1988-1994 Ford Mustang, preferably automatic and a Blue/Silver paint job. It is the car I have wanted since I was 12 and we went to the local dealership to look for a new car for my parents. My dad had to drag me out of it when it was time to go. My family has now gotten to where we need a second car again and Its not that expensive for the car or insurance on it. Problem is, my dream car is in New Jersey and I’m in Illinois.

  833. Okay so it was hard to think of one thing truly amazing I couldn’t live without and has totally changed my life. And then it came to me. Noevir. My skin is beyond sensitive and if anything had SPF in it I wanted to itch my face off. This is the one thing I save every penny on because without it I would look like a sunburnt alligator with a bad complexion. And who wants to feel like they just rolled in a tub of Crisco after getting out of the shower? I am super glad that is not me anymore. Thank you Noevir!

  834. Mr. Clean Magic Eraser – It is made of magic. I swear it removes every mark that you spent hours trying to get rid of with regular scrubby stuff, before you remember that the magic eraser is under the sink and you get it out and the mark is GONE in two seconds. It’s fabulous.

  835. My tablet, for my e-reader. I love to read, and I am always downloading free books from Amazon. Whenever I traveled, books took up so much room in my suitcase, and since I bought my tablet I can travel so much lighter now! Thanks for the book recommendations, off to check them out!

  836. Things I can’t do without:
    my iphone – yes, I am addicted to it, No I’m not sorry.
    my tablet – The HBO Go and Kindle Apps help a ton with my insomnia
    Ibuprofin PM – also helps with my insomnia
    My Xbox with Kinect and Dance Central – I find that dancing helps my depression. If I can make myself do 30 minutes, I feel better. Sometimes it takes making myself do it, but I always end up having fun and getting the blood pumping. If I can’t force myself to do it, I put it on for the kids and then I eventually get sucked in. Either way, it helps.
    My Keurig – If I make a whole pot of coffee, I’ll drink it all. The keurig helps me limit myself to one cup a day. Sometimes I have more than one, but most of the time one does the trick.

  837. My mother-in-law got us a heated mattress pad. I never realized what I was missing out on until I climbed in bed on a super-cold day and it was toasty warm from the mattress pad!

  838. I’m also a voracious reader and I love my Kindle; not the same as holding a paperback, but so many books at my fingertips! I never have to wait to find time for a trip to the bookstore (which I still do). Dagoba 70% dark chocolate (called the New Moon bar) – YUMMY!! Oh and the “pearls” that some tea shops put in teas and milk teas – so much fun (don’t inhale them though). Pomegranate greek yogurt mixed with chocolate and berries granola.

  839. I have recently discovered, and fallen in love with, Doctor Who. If I win this, I will buy ALL OF THE SEASONS. It will be fantabulous.

  840. Not just saying this to be a brown-noser but my favorite free and cheap item is Jenny Lawson. I found her at a dark place in my life and she was like my suicide help line, wine slushie and sheet towel rolled into one. When my reality seems like it is caving in on me I am so greatful to have a place and person that understands. I have used this virtual army of hers to help me battle my demons better than I ever did on my own. I guess this is really a thank you to Jenny for creating a free/ cheap depression ninja army.

  841. 1) My two silly corgis – hands down the best dogs ever and knowing I get to come home to them at night makes getting through the work day at my horrible job a little better.

    2) Romance novels by Eloisa James – they may have the same basic plot as other romance novels but her characters are so much more flawed and real, and her books are better because of it. ( Start with Duchess in Love)

  842. Regular Chapstick. I keep one each by my bed, in the car, in my purse, in the kitchen, with my makeup, in a desk drawer at the office, and in the living room. I am never without Chapstick.

  843. Chapstick~the classic kind with the black label

    Crystal Light Peach Mango Tea

    Ponds Cold Cream~ My grandma used it everyday and her skin was so soft and beautiful…and it smells like her 🙂

    Smashbox eyeliner~my eyes are allergic to EVERYTHING except this…so glad I found it!

    Target Brand Facial Scrub for Blemishes and Blackheads…The best part of my shower!!!

  844. I am addicted to my nutribullet blender. Love love love smoothies. Also, I gave up cable tv years ago, but I cannot imagine a world without xm radio.

  845. I found that most of the things I couldn’t live without, I really could. Not that I learned that by choice.

    I’m a little incoherent from the pain killers and tooth pain, don’t mind me, lol.

    So things I’d rather not live without- my family, a roof over my head, utilities, health insurance. More frivolously: Doctor Who, Star Trek, Merlin, books (used, new, borrowed, on my Kindle, etc…), our stroller (walks with my son), my occasional video game binge (and by that I mean hours of mindless indulgence). Right now my amazon wishlist is full of gifts for my son and stuff for his birthday party, I think there’s a couple things for me (books, go figure) ha! I don’t think I spend much time allowing myself time for me anymore, which is a shame but at the same time it took me so much to bring my son into this world that I am perfectly content with that.

  846. Coffee and allergy eye-drops
    antidepressants
    the bloggess with morning coffee and antidepressants, after I’ve put my eyedrops in
    Spanx
    high heels
    my Kindle
    my saxophone
    singing
    paula’s choice sensitive skin face care

  847. Wow, so many comments!! You have the best readers.

    I have to mention my sunrise alarm clock. The light wakes us up at the lightest sleep stage so it’s a much gentler wake-up and there’s no snooze button. There are noises too but we turned those off – the light is enough.

    Also like Allie above, I love having chargers all over – one at work, one in the car, one in my sewing room, one next to my bed. That way I never have to look for a charger. I actually am going to get one more because my husband won’t use the one on my side of the bed so I need one for his side.

  848. Doctor Who Tardis Cup with straw, because i hate drinking water, but this makes me want to: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00BOZ95K6/ref=oh_details_o07_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    ORIGINAL CONVERSATION HEARTS, not the crap they try to pass off now: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006TLPDJW/ref=oh_details_o02_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    Peppermint oil, because I hate ants in my house, but hate spraying poison. It doesn’t kill them, but it deters them ( you can get a smaller bottle for less, and a little goes a long way): http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008MONOS6/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    The movie The Martian Child, because we are adopting from the county, and it gave us great perspective.

    Princess Leia slave apron that makes the nerd in me feel sexy while I cook, and makes my geek husband happy too: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CKXSA48/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

    And this griddle, because everything tastes better on a griddle (you have not truky had bacon until you’ve had griddled bacon) http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005FYF3OY/ref=oh_details_o03_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

  849. The Princess Bride, the book. I love this book, it is my crappy day, feeling low, nothing puts me in a good mood except for this book. Truthfully, I haven’t needed it so much since my son was born. Didn’t really realize that till now. Hmmm.

    The movie version is also amazing.

  850. Cats- I LOVE CATS. We have 6. I couldn’t live in a world without cats. I’m even in a committed relationship with my sisters cat Krammer. I want to marry him and have furry little babies!! ?

  851. JR Watkins Menthol Ointment is wonderful. In my family we call it the wonder drug because it heals so well. I use this instead of Neosporin and it has chased away lots of scars over the years.

  852. Boar’s Head Honey Maple Turkey lunch meat. It is awesome on a sandwich with Craisins and Marie’s Feta Cheese dressing in place of mayo.

  855. Burt’s Bees lip balm.

    Aveeno Skin Relief bath wash. Great on my terribly dry winter skin, and actually got me through the itchy skin that comes with heart failure.

    Demeter Fragrances, especially Salt Air. They make perfumes that smell like everything from flowers to leather to cigar humidor. Kind of amazing.

    Four Roses single barrel bourbon. I don’t drink that much, but when I do, I want the good stuff.

    My incredible cruiser bike from Electra. It’s black with flowers and sugar skulls, and has streamers on the handlebars, a big basket, and a bell that makes children happy when I ring it.

    My slanket. Yes, it’s a sleeved blanket, and no it’s not a snuggie. Those suck. This is good thick fleece, and it’s HUGE. Wrapping up in it is amazing, and mine is black with skulls and crossbones. It wraps around my feet and snuggles up under my chin, and I can’t wait for summer to be over so I can wrap up in it again. I might look like a cult member, and people might laugh at me, but I’m cozy and sleeping, so I don’t care.

    My Kindle.

    My new studio. It’s purple and wonderful and NO BOYS ALLOWED. And I can see trees and the neighbor’s peacocks fly up on my roof and peer in my window, and luckily I think that’s funny.

    Also, the intangibles, medication for my depression that really helps, a husband who loves and adores my weirdness, a weird little boy who’s now a weird teenager, the love of four awesome pets, a newly healthy heart after battling heart failure and cardiomyopathy caused by an infection, and knitting.

    Also, and maybe most importantly, RAVELRY. A social network for knitters and crocheters sounds dull, right? But through that site, and my favorite group on that site.Those women have become my tribe, something I’ve never really had. They’re the most incredible group of weirdos, and I’m thankful every day for them.

  856. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, sour patch kids, chocolate (in any form). Let’s throw in my bike, Google, Hulu and chapstick to balance my obvious sugar addiction!

  859. I LOVE True Lime and True Lemon products. They are awesome! I use them to flavor my club soda or add regular water to their flavored drink mixes. They are made with crystallized fruit and the drink mixes are sweetened with stevia. I use them every day. My other favorite thing is the local beer growled place. They have over 50 different kinds of beer, cider and even soda on tap. You go in with your growler (aka glass jug), they fill it up with your choice of ale and off you go. Great for those who love to try different beers especially from local breweries.

  860. My Yonana! It’s the coolest thing ever. Basically you freeze fruit (not just Nanas you can use berries and pineapple too) and push it through this food processor-ish machine. What come out the other end is the smoothest fruit frozen dessert ever! Its like frozen yogurt but only made with fruit. Ist’s also totally safe for kids to use. My absolute favorite is banana and pineapple!

  861. There’s a hairbrush they call The Wet Brush and it lives up to its name. I would buy one for everyone on the planet if I could because it does such a great job of detangling wet hair without pulling or tearing. (Conair makes a cheaper one, but I’m not sure how it works.) Will forever love my hairdresser for introducing me to this thing.

  863. The library (my source for DVDs and books; I volunteer weekly to help repay my gratitude)
    Keen sandals (can’t wear flip flops anymore, they are so comfy)
    Doctor Who (best show ever; thanks to the library I’ve watched all of the older episodes that have been released on VHS and DVD and I have a list of what classic eps will be released this year. NERD ALERT!)
    Knitting and my local yarn shop (it keeps me sane, and the yarn shop gals and regulars are like a second family)
    Yes to Cucumbers face lotion (finally something that doesn’t make me break out)
    Gluten free food (I was diagnosed with celiac disease 4 years ago after 5 years of trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with me)
    Green Bay Packer and Wisconsin Badger football, Milwaukee Brewers baseball (I’m a Sconnie through and through; I LOVE my teams!)
    Goodreads (I read a lot and it’s so handy to be able to keep all the books I want to read in one place, rather than handwritten lists all over the place)
    The band Garbage (I get so much joy from their music. “Fix Me Now” and “I’m Only Happy When It Rains” get me through the bad days.)

  864. You, Jenny. My world would be so much darker without your crazy blog to make me laugh.

    Oh, and Laughing Cow cheese. I swear, I just went to the Wal*Hell a couple of weeks ago to pick up stuff for my friend’s birthday party, and I bought the Creamy Swiss on a whim. Totally. It has changed my life, and if someone can’t find me? They know to look in the bathroom…where they will likely find me with little triangular metal cheese wrappers stuck to my skirt and a suspicious ring of creamy Swiss around my mouth. Oh yes. It’s that good.

  865. Throw blankets/quilts – Can’t have enough of these. It can be 100 degrees, but still need one when I’m on the couch.

    New Age wine – serve over ice with a slice of lime. If I ask if you want a “refreshing beverage,” this is what I’m talking about.

    Avon Moisture Therapy Extra Strength Creme – Light scent, for extremely dry skin, non-greasy, can be found @ most flea markets, and the best part: It comes in a jar, so you can actually USE IT ALL (unlike pump lotions that won’t pump any more out even though there’s half the damn bottle in there, and you end up with umpteen not-quite-empty bottles because you can’t throw all that lotion away, but don’t want to go to the trouble of figuring out how to consolidate it all!)

  866. -vibram five-fingers shoes. They’re amazing! I’m not a runner, but walking is so much more fun.
    -my library card – after years in a small town with a tiny library, I now have a card to an excellent city-wide system (Edmonton, AB). Books, DVDs, audiobooks, magazines, e-books (they even lend e-readers!)…I’d be bored and/or broke without it.
    -Alter-Eco dark chocolate. Pricey, but so delicious
    -my yoga mat – not a fancy mat at all, but practising yoga has helped me so much with stress and anxiety. And bendiness.
    -The IT Crowd. British comedy that makes my laugh a lot.

  867. Bath and body works Jasmine Vanilla aromatherapy hand washing soap … there is just something wonderfully calming about that smell and it perks me up each time I wash my hands … simple pleasures

  868. Food: homemade poppycock and cheese (but not together, that would be unpleasant).
    Living thing: my 5 cats (I’m a sucker for my felines and they know it).
    Books: ALL OF THEM!!! (I have a library and reading is just about my favourite thing on earth. As an aside, if there were a way for me to get paid to read, I’d be all up in that).

  869. My hair basically turned into a giant afro when I was 13 so my favorite thing is my hair gel that keeps it under control and keeps birds from thinking my hair is their nest. Curls Rock by TIGI. Completely superficial I know, but if you saw my hair without it, you’d understand. Thanks for all of your favorite things Jenny!

  871. Costco toilet paper. Not to fluffy that you leave bits behind and not to rough that it’s not fun!

  873. The Food Network
    Zulily (because of my addiction for shoes, makes them somewhat more affordable)
    my library card and the time I spend with my kids picking out books for all of us
    The awesome, random t-shirts that my husband surprises me with – most notably my blueprint of Serenity t-shirt and the zombie collection shirts
    La Source lotion and hand therapy

  875. Lemonade with sparkling water in this summer days, that really makes me happy and whose line is it anyway so happy that show is back.

  876. This is super random, but before I traveled recently, I found these tiny packets of woolite. It gives you just enough to put in a sink, fill with water, and wash whatever needs washing that can’t wait until you get back home. I found them on Amazon!

  877. Sharpies! I seriously use them for everything. I use them for labeling everything, I use them every time I give a gift. I even used them for guests to sign river rocks at my wedding. Sharpie should probably pay me to be a spokesperson.

  878. My camera and the awesome Cheeky Lime camera bag my hubby got me for my birthday. I can go anywhere with my camera and find peace…it shuts the world up. Also Noodlehead pomade…the only hair product that tames my crazy curls and doesn’t feel all junky and gross!

  879. Well, number one is my glasses. First thing I put on in the morning, last thing off at night. ( http://www.eyeglasses.com/glasses/ted-baker/B206.html … the red ones.)

    After that, my iPhone and my laptop with World of Warcraft on it. Then my stash of yarn/fabric/craft supplies. And shoes! especially my Dansko sandals I got on clearance two summers ago. (I paid a LOT less, but here’s what they look like… http://www.onlineshoes.com/womens-dansko-serena-black-waxy-p_id173692 )

  880. Sandman and Neil Gaiman Changed my life. And Death the High Cost of Living is one of my “go to” reads.

    My thing to contribute is The Doctors Brush Picks Tooth picks.

  881. Greens – I have to eat something green at almost every meal. Greens just make me happy.

    Know what else would make me very happy? That gift card would be nice. But what I really want is that advanced copy of Allie’s book that you have in your hands. We peons had to order it months in advance – it’s not even out until October. But you, you’ve got it and got to read it already. Want to share it? Plllllleeeeasssseeee? Would so love to have that book!

  882. Value Village!! Who the heck wants to pay $50 for a t-shirt when you can get one for $1.99? I love that my kids shout “new clothes!” when I come home with a bag (or two) – they could care less that it’s not from a “real” store. Saves a ton of cash, lets me justify shopping for clothes on a regular basis, and teaches my kids that labels aren’t important. Hope I win – $350 would practically buy out the whole store! Maybe have enough left over for some microwave slippers… 🙂

  883. Post it notes. All sizes. I put post it notes EVERYWHERE.
    Colorful pens. I write my notes every day in a different color because I have to surround myself with HAPPY. Colorful ink is one way to do that.
    EOS lip balm. I have 3 sitting here on my desk (Strawberry, mint & lemon), 1 in the front room (melon) and 1 at work on my desk (mint). I am addicted.

  884. I love love love my soda maker! It’s made by Soda Stream, and I love having fizzy water whenever I want it.

  885. It’s not cheap, but my Sleep Number Bed. Seriously… used to buy a mattress and do all the requisite flipping and still in a matter of months I would be waking up all way more creaky and sore than I was when I went to sleep. HUGE difference. HUGE. We have had it for years – still love it.

    And my mouthpiece for sleep apnea. NOT pretty or sexy, but fixes the problem of wondering if I’m going to crash my car on the way to or from work because I fell asleep while driving.

  886. My Kindle is my favoritest thing in the world. (Besides my friends and family and all that, of course. Except when they are being annoying) As a life long reader with little to no money, I splurged big time on this shiny little toy, but combined with my local library’s digital lending library, I can read so many books for free! And since no one can tell what I’m reading,I can tell them all that it’s War & Peace when I’m really reading Doctor Who fanfiction. Win-Win.

  887. Diet coke. Such a middle aged addiction but so nice at work when one can’t have a drink.

  889. not to be a brown-noser, but your blog. You make me laugh, you make me cry, and the community you’ve created makes me feel so much less like an oddball.

    Nat Geo’s photo of the day. There is a beautiful, shaggy scottish cow staring at me right now out of my computer screen thanks to them.

    my iphone (‘though I suppose any smartphone would do). I love LOVE having the answers to everything right at my fingertips. Any time I wonder about anything, I can whip out my phone and look it up – unless I’m out of the country and have no wifi, which I did for a whole month last month and let me tell you it was awful! ok, the whole traveling in europe thing wasn’t awful, but you know what I mean.

    Highlander Grogg flavored coffee. so far I’ve only been able to find it on Amazon, but it’s sooo good.

    a cool, old jar opener that my mom found for me at an antique store. probably the most useful gadget I have in my kitchen. works every time.

    oh, also Burt’s Bees chapstick. (yes, I know chapstick is it’s own brand, but like kleenex, it is now a thing and not just a brand) Anyhoo, I must have a dozen of them in various purses, desk drawers and bathroom drawers around my house.

  890. My MacBook Air. I definitely couldn’t live without that! Also, bow ties.

  891. Benadryl cream. Because one of the lovely plants in my yard is trying to kill me, and I have not yet figured out which one. (And yes, I do know “leaves of three, let them be” — wondering if my own special poison plant drops a third of its leaves when I am not looking just to mess with me.)

  892. This may sound kinda lame or silly, but I cannot live without my xacto knives. I use them for so many crafts, as well as for my major at University. I have tried the different sized blades, different shaped blades, and different handles, and still my favorite it a standard blade with a standard handle … 😀

    Currently they are being put to use to create my wedding flowers … woot!

  893. My microwave heating pad. It is filled with corn that magically doesn’t pop, and has tiny cows on it. When I have an ache or a pain, or its really cold I can just pop it in the microwave and it works the pain away.

  894. I’ve recently discovered this on thinkgeek, a Shark With Frickin’ Laser Pointer on its head. As a person who regularly gives seminars in front of people, I think this gives you a certain authority, as in, “Hey, don’t argue with what I’m saying, I’ve got a shark with a frickin’ laser on its head as a laser pointer. Do you think I currently care for your opinion even if what I’m currently saying is wrong? Nope. ” Therefore, anyone who gives presentations in front of people or needs a new laser for their cats to play with, you need this in your life.

  895. There are so many things I can’t live without – how did I get to be so high-maintenance? 1. I cannot live without my Android smartphone, I am completely lost without it…since Century Link can’t get me a dial tone (or internet) this is how I stay connected with the outside world when I’m home. 2. Viactiv. After my thyroidectomy my calcium levels dropped fairly low…actually to zero. I had to have calcium infusions every twelve hours. I’m still supposed to take a LOT of Calcium. Viactiv has calcium in chocolate chews. I have to take calcium…but I get chocolate too. I call that a Win-Win. 3. My cheapo over-the-prescription-glasses polarized sunglasses. I can’t afford to get new prescription sunglasses, these are an inexpensive option…and I can’t drive a car in the summer without them. 4. Pocket packets of Kleenex. I mean, seriously? Have you tried to get one of those Kleenex boxes in your purse??? Even the cubes won’t fit. 5. Meshbags…who washes “delicates” and pantyhose by hand? NOBODY, that’s who. 6. The Chillow. I was waking up and turning my pillow over to the “cold” side about ten times a night. This solves everything (except my over-active bladder that keeps me running to the bathroom). 7. Fiber Formula Cat Treats. These aren’t for me…exactly. But my cat is the most finicky eater on the PLANET. I have fifty different kinds of canned cat food…it’s a crapshoot every morning trying to find something she’ll eat (sometimes all she has to do is sniff the air as I walk by with the dish of food before she walks the other direction). These treats? She’s eaten them for months. I love whoever developed these. I want to have his baby. (Unless, of course, it was a woman.) 8. The Ad-Tech dot runner adhesive. I used to be a glue stick gal…but it got EVERYWHERE. I am a Messy Creative Artist. The dot runner is fast. And clean. I could not craft without it. 9. My Bodum 2-cup French Press. I drink brewed cocoa (Crio Bru) every day. I love my little French Press…in fact I bought two of them. One for the office and one for home. (Besides they’re cute as hell.)

  896. Books by Christopher Moore. His Bloodsucking Fiends (a love story)http://www.amazon.com/Bloodsucking-Fiends-A-Love-Story/dp/1416558497/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374510664&sr=8-1&keywords=bloodsucking+fiends is fantabulous. Even after reading it over and over he can still get me to laugh out loud. All the fun of The Bloggess without any of that reality stuff. 😉

  897. indispensible free things: the public library! i live in salinas, ca, hometown of john steinbeck (say what you will about having to read “the red pony” as a seventh grader, the guy could write) and we? shut down our libraries a few years back for lack of funding. we had to vote in a special tax and the pinch-ass richie-riches campaigned against it!
    also: tons of rolls of ribbons from the dollar tree with which to keep my kittens (six and two years old, respectively) enthralled for hours, when they are not sitting on my chest engaged in extremely-personal hygiene.

  898. Wacoal bras at a discount from Stein Mart.
    Vosges chocolate bars at Whole Foods (bacon bar, Wooloomooloo bar, Fire bar)
    Maybelline mascara in the pink & green tube
    Fresh Sugarbath lemon bath cubes- fizzy, perfect citrus.
    Cappuccinos in a cafe with time to make conversation
    Ice Cold Chardonnay
    Noodles restaurant in the Bellagio, Las Vegas. Authentic Chinese food, non-stuffy atmosphere.
    Tumi travel carry-on. Best $95 I’ve ever spent.
    A great blow-out at the Salon. My fried hair turns into a silky wonder.
    Long walks with my husband. (Sexy times too)
    Books!
    Movies!
    Great blogs like yours that still keep it real. You’re not a f#%ng brand!
    Texas BBQ.
    Lone Star Taqueria SLC, UT.
    Kip Winger in Seventeen
    Carmel, Napa, Vegas, Seattle, NY.

    There’s so much more. Feeling grateful.

  899. Glitter. I wear it anytime I’m feeling like I just need a little extra psychological boost. Silly I know but it helps, and people don’t want to touch or be close to me so bonus. (I usually feel stabby when I need that kind of boost).
    I also carry a scrapbook luggage with me to work every night & often other places. Lots of pockets for the weird craft stuff that I forget it’s location if I put it somewhere else, snacks, multiple crafts in case I get bored of one & need to do another, at least one regular book (yours is one, I loan it to people to read & get it back so they have to go out & buy their own. This has totally worked so ‘Your welcome’), and any other odd little thing (right now that is about 30 little plastic My Little Ponys, don’t judge) especially if I don’t want my kids to get into it.
    Just to put some of this in perspective, I’m 42 ; )
    Have a great day.

  900. What a great, useful list! I agree with everything on your list that I already knew about, Jenny (Archer!!!! I sometimes feel very alone in my love of Archer.). And the comments are just chock full of great stuff too. Wish I had time to read them all.
    I love flower essences SO much (like Bach Flower Remedies, if you’re familiar with them). I get mine here http://www.greenhopeessences.com/ and it’s like magic in a little blue bottle. It might come across more than a little woo-woo, but all I know is that I feel the difference immediately and profoundly.
    Coconut oil is fantastic! Great for my hair, skin, and insides. It’s worth splurging on the good stuff, especially if you’re eating it.
    Two ingredient pizza dough: 1 cup self rising flour + 1 cup plain greek yogurt mix and knead for 5 minutes. Voila! Pizza dough. It is tangy from the yogurt, and oil the surface you’re cooking on very, very well, but I LOVE it!

  901. Oh Jenny, you’re funny even when you aren’t trying. Just a few things that are either really cheap or free that I wouldn’t want to live without. The clever, adorable little metal pill container shaped like an actual pill that I keep my meds in. I really love that thing. And what’s in it. The pretty little zippered pouch I keep in my pocketbook that houses 2 of my favorite tea bags, a couple of those amazing instant coffee packs from Starbucks, a few of the raw brown sugar packets that I steal from Starbucks, 2 Emergen-Cs, a bandaid, and an inspirational quote by Barbara Sher. My reporter style moleskine notebooks. And Netflix. If I could give Netflix a blow job every day, I would.

  902. There are so many things that I can’t live without! But I think the top of my list are books by J.D. Robb. I love her books written as Nora Roberts as well, but I count the day until a new “In Death” book hits the stands!

  904. I confess, even in my ripe old thirties, I still cannot live without Dr. Mario. LUCKILY, it is available for download on the Nintendo Store for cheapsies and you can load it onto your Wii/Wii U/whatever hard drive and play it forever. My husband and kids sometimes have to wait for hours to use the TV when I’m particularly needing the sweet OCD stressbusting relief of arranging all those little red, blue and yellow capsules and blasting viruses to hell. The kids start whining it’s their TV turn and Hubby has to herd them away, saying, “Not now, Mama’s stacking her pills again…” He has begun to refer to it as “Mother’s Little Helper.” I see nothing wrong with this but apparently there is? Anyway…can’t live without. Cheaper than an album download. And perfect for every Type A personality out there in all of is restored old school Nintendo glory. On your couch. In 2013, y’all.

  905. I’m a simple girl. I just can’t live without the lemon lip balm from Bath and Body Works. It’s by C. O. Bigelow and it. Is. Awesome.

  906. Holy crackamoli. Thank you so much for posting the “what should I read next” link. I have been trying to remember the name or author of a series for ages and I know that it’s a lot like another series I read and BAM it was the first result in the list. You’re absolutely a genius.

    My contribution: dancing toy robots. It’s impossible to have a bad day if you wind one up. Also bandanas, because my hair thinks for itself.

  907. Cuppow mason jar sippy lids. I do a ton of canning and I never need to find a mug with one of these. Just grab the nearest jar, pop one of these under the ring and voila! I have a travel mug that I can pour hot coffee into then straight into the freezer for my afternoon iced beverage! Best part is I can even let my toddlers have a sip in the car without worry of them spilling everywhere!

  908. If you like Jenny Lewis but wish she sang more songs about death, try Laura Stevenson. Her record Wheel is my favorite of the year so far and I wish more people would be obsessed with it like me.
    Also I have only watched two episodes of Orphan Black a week because I don’t want it to be over and holy crap it’s fantastic.

  909. A nail. I think a nail close by reminds me that I don’t have a nail in my head like everyone else. AND, it’s handy in case I need a nail in my head to join the rest.

  911. My husband and I recently discovered a local restaurant called The Duluth Grill, that is amazing. All fresh, organic, delicious food, and they grow their own vegetables in the parking lot. Added bonus: they have a giant metal chicken outside. I forgot to get a picture the last time they were there, but it’s on my to do list! My heart would seriously hurt if they ever closed up shop.

  912. I am a music hound and I use Spotify every day to listen to music that I love and to discover new music. There is a free version (with ads) that I use, but you can subscribe. I also share music with my kids. They “send” me music they are listening to and I send them my discoveries. It helps keep us connected.
    Thanks for all the suggestions, I will explore them for the rest of the summer. I’ve been meaning to watch Dr. Who forever and it is on my summer to-do list to get started before Labor Day.

  913. Years ago, I discovered a product at my local health food store called “Tate’s Miracle Conditioner”, and I have been hooked on it ever since! It’s a little pricey, but an 18oz bottle will usually last me several months. It’s organic and has over 100 uses! (I like to use it as a hand/face/and body lotion). I have very sensitive red-headed skin, and this never makes me break out. Absorbs instantly – not greasy or oily. You can get it on Amazon, but here’s the link to the company’s webpage: http://store.ourtatefamily.com/

  914. there are certain questions that trigger “pre-recorded” responses from childhood and i can’t help it, it just happens. some things you learn through pain and terror and they never go away. the one i fight hardest with is “i’m fine”. whenever someone asks “how are you?” (or any close variation thereof) my response is “i’m fine.” i can’t help it, it’s an automatic answer in order to hide. my husband and therapist and closest friends have learned to rephrase the question in order to get an honest answer. and my husband got me the best present i’ll EVER own. it’s a small stuffed turtle whose head tucks into his body. when i’m having a really bad day (or week or month) i can leave my turtle somewhere visible with his head tucked in and never have to say a word. the question won’t get asked and i won’t have to use that “call and answer” response that means absolutely nothing to anyone, especially me.

  915. The Rolling Stones (esp. “Ruby Tuesday”), Frye boots and microfiber cleaning cloths (they clean EVERYTHING).

  917. As someone who hates flip flops, Teva’s Olowahu sandals have changed my life. They are comfortable like flip flops (maybe even more so), but with ribbon straps that cross over your feet that make them look like sandals. I even found a version with a wedge heel that I keep in my office for shoe emergency days.

  918. my dogs; or any pet – they know when you are sad and don’t feel well. I have RA and my pups know when my hands are swollen and on fire. They lay next to me and put a paw on them to let me know it will go away. And, no one ever will be as excited to see me when i walk in the door, even if it’s just from taking the garbage out. 🙂

  919. Bath sheets? I’ve been suffering with plain old bath towels. I need a towel the size of a small country, so now I need to try these bath sheets.

    I’d add the following:
    Amazon Prime: Free shipping on all these cool things, PLUS streaming video, Kindle book discounts, a ton of other cool perks, and you can share the free shipping aspect with your family members (or friends that are like family) for free.

    Netflix: Between this and Prime, I’ve totally kicked cable TV to the curb, and I always have entertainment at my fingertips. Including Doctor Who!

    Those online freebie sites. It sounds ridiculous, but since they all take 6 to 8 weeks to ship out, I can spend an hour or two once in a while signing up for samples of stuff, then forget all about it. Two months later, I start getting a coupon for a free box of cereal, or a deodorant sample and the unexpected “present” makes my entire freaking day.

    Soft Lips chapstick: it’s not sticky or greasy, and leaves my lips soft. I can usually always find some new “flavor” of it so I never get bored. I especially love the coconut one – the smell takes me right to the beach when I use it.

  920. Passionfruit Ads. Seriously, I just want to kiss them a little. With tongue. And maybe even cop a feel. Trying to manage all my blog ads used to give me ALL THE STRESS, but it’s only $1 each time you sell an ad, and they handle EVERYTHING. (Even the annoying, “Oh hey, your time is running out on your ad space, renew now, blah blah” emails.) FYI: I DON’T WORK FOR PASSIONFRUIT. They’ve just saved my ass. And sanity. <3

  921. Can’t live without seltzer water. First of all, I love the taste. Second and more importantly, I get to come up with a new snarky come-back every time someone makes fun of me for drinking it.

  922. Aldi dark chocolate. The cheapest, highest quality dark chocolate I’ve ever been able to find. It also keeps me from biting the heads off of the people I live with.

  923. I love Fig Newtons. LOVE.

    I also love watching Buffy on Netflix while I crochet.

    I can’t live without http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/ because his attitude about owning your life choices, enjoying the real stuff of life, and not needing more and more and more money to be happy is pretty badass and keeps me on budget.

  924. I, too, love Miss Allie Brosh. Hyperbole and a half and the bloggess are my happy places. I’ll also add that I can’t live without the Oatmeal http://www.theoatmeal.com Love love love.

    In the realm of alcoholic beverages, I am currently addicted to those pina colada in a pouch freezer drinks. I freeze them solid then put them in the bottom of my beach cooler. By lunchtime you dump that into a red solo cup, add a floater of good rum and your day is pretty much made.

    Health and beauty-wise I can’t live without shellac (or similar LED cured knock-off) mani/pedis. Finally, a trip to the nail salon that’s worth every penny. Shellac pedicures last until your toenails grow too long. WIN.

  925. Your description of Doctor Who is correct; if your not addicted after the 10 episodes you really need to do some soul searching 🙂

    For me my can’t live with out is my Nespresso U machine. I was a big Starbucks fufu drinker; I had to have one every day and my wallet wasn’t like the hit it was taking especially for inconsistent coffee. Luckily I stumbled across this machine through a tweet from a comedian and after some major math (I work for an accountant so math is ingrained at this point) I decided to bite the bullet and invest in this coffee machine. It was the best decision I have made and my wallet is a lot happier now. Plus it is so good we ended up getting one for the office. I recommend this to anyone who likes espresso based drinks and wants to try consistently good flavored coffee that doesn’t need all that extra stuff to be tasty! I went from fufu sugary drinks to just a little sugar and milk and I am out the door, plus when I don’t need to stop at Starbucks I get an 20 extra mins of sleep and that is a major win in the morning! 🙂

  926. I can’t live without this blog–http://bizarrevictoria.livejournal.com/
    It’s a swear-y, romping recap of odd things in history. There are plenty of strange crimes and prostitutes and eccentric aristocratic habits. Since there is a new update every day first thing in the morning, it gives me something to read while I eat breakfast and gets me all set up for a day of historical appreciation and RAMPAGE.

  927. Our electric pressure cooker from Cuisinart. Got it from Bed Bath and Beyond for about 80 and use it 3 or 4 days a week. Great for cooking beans, rice, and other grains.

  928. Goodreads.com. One of those freebies, but I am also a voracious reader and I love, love, love being able to see what my friends are reading and keeping track of things I’ve discovered that I want to read. I made it a goal to try to read down my to-read list this year; but it never gets any smaller because I’m always adding new books.

    Also along that same line: my local library. In the last year I haven’t bought hardly any books, except the ones I’ve checked out and read at the library and know I’ll want to read over and over. It saves money, and it’s a lovely place to curl up to read.

  929. I know everyone has them, but iphone and ipad. I live on these things. Love them so much, I don’t know how other phones are even selling.

  930. My Piper sandals (http://www.pipersandals.com/). They are comfortable, fully adjustable, durable, and hand-made by a wonderful and entertaining family in San Antonio. My brothers and I visited their ‘manufacturing facility’ (their garage) to get a sandal repaired, and spent a very enjoyable hour chatting with father and son. My feet are the oldest part of my body so I appreciate the cushy insole.

  931. I love these posts!
    1. a pedicure: so self-indulgent, so pretty
    2. murder mysteries: I follow too many authors to name
    3. fuzzy socks: I can’t sleep without socks on, in any season
    4. Sensuelle by Chanel: my one true ‘Oprah’ indulgence. I mix it with Neutrogena unscented body oil as well
    5. the quilt my grandmother made: It’s my ‘go to’ when I need to retreat and comfort myself
    6. Large Sonic Diet Coke with ‘easy’ vanilla flavoring
    7. Facebook: So many friends and family out of state that I feel close to again
    8. Making a ‘to do’ list and then crossing them off one by one
    9. Toast and tomato sandwiches: Homegrown tomatoes are best, with a little Miracle Whip…try one
    10. A list with 10 things: It pleases my OCD
    9.

  932. Right now, Hydrocodone is my favorite thing 🙂 I had lung surgery recently, so yeah, these are current necessity, but in a few weeks when I’m somewhat back to normal, I would love to to get my hands on some cool Dr. Who stuff ~ David Tennant rocks! LOL!

  933. Books, especially Terry Pratchett’s Discworld novels. Pratchett’s got a delightfully satirical voice, and they’re hilarious, but he’s also got a brilliant grasp of the human condition, so I almost always find a new nugget of wisdom, or just something that makes me say, “Huh. Yeah.”

    Brewing beer – even if the act of making the beer doesn’t lift me up, I’ve, you know, got BEER. That’s a nice feeling, knowing you’ve got some tasty beer that you made.

    Naps. Naps are AWSUM and I can’t believe I spent so much time as a child fighting naps. ALL THOSE NAPS ARE LOST, LIKE TEARS IN RAIN

  935. Madelinetosh yarn. They have so many beautiful colors, and it feels incredible in my hands as I knit with it. My husband remarked that I don’t say as nice of things about him as I do about the yarn, but seriously…you HAVE TO FEEL THIS YARN!

  936. I love Doctor Who and Copper on BBC America. The Walking Dead.
    Clothespins!! I was in desperate need of tweezers one day on vacation and decided to use the open end of a regular wooden clothespin (not the end that pinches the clothes) and it worked so well that now I use clothespins exclusively.
    I love love love Quaker Chewy Bars, and that means a lot coming from someone who hates oats.
    I’m rereading the Vampire Academy books by Richelle Mead right now and am passionately in love with them. That goes for pretty much any vampires, though.
    And Aqua Net.

  937. Peppermint essential oil. It’s a miracle cure for my headaches that I’ve just recently discovered. A few drops on my forehead will ease almost any headache (for me). Love it!

  939. My public library. I read to fast to afford purchasing books.
    My iPad because sometimes I have to prove my husband wrong at 2:00 am.
    A good pair of hiking boots.
    I may have to get a TARDIS beach towel now.

  940. Canning supplies. Seriously. I’ve gone mad with power. In the few short days since I bought my canning pot and jars, we now have a pantry stocked with homemade lemon curd, basil jelly, blueberry jam, ginger peach jam and more on the way. CAN ALL THE THINGS

  942. A paraffin wax treatment bath is one thing I can’t live without! They’re great if you have dry skin issues, but they’re also like magic pain relief machines for anyone who has chronic pain in their hands or feet. My mom has RA and this is sometimes the only thing that helps with the pain. These range from about 30 bucks to 160, so there are lots of options for people with smaller budgets. <3

  943. Bert’s Bees Pomegranate lip balm.

    Half Price Books. I wish there was one everywhere. However they do have a website.

    Reef flip flops. A little more expensive than the cheapo ones I used to buy but they last for years, and are super comfy.

    There are these European crackers flavored with rosemary I get from HEB or Kroger. They are divine with just a wee bit of laughing cow low fat cheese and a slice of fresh tomato.

    My $3 Target pillow. Perfect for the couch and road trips. It’s been hosed by the cats a few times but comes out of the wash clean and fresh. Oh, and it’s easy to clean in the washer and dryer.

    Pandora. I play it on my computer and phone. I’ve got something like 20 stations with different artists and genres. There’s a setting to screen explicit lyrics/content for while I’m at work or when the neighbor’s kidlets are visiting.

  947. Those onion savers that you can get at bed, bath and beyond, or williams sonoma or whatever. My fridge used to stink any time I tried to save half an onion. When I use these, no stinky fridge and the onion lasts way longer.

    Contigo air-sealed coffee travel mugs. We bought one. Then 2 more. Then 4 more. They are amazing and keep my coffee super hot.

    KrazyCouponLady.com. This website (and coupons in general) totally changed my life.

    Self-Compassion – my reminder that its ok to feel how I feel.

    You, Jenny. Your humor, your support, and your reminders that I am not alone.

  948. I have a couple of things, and if that makes me materialistic, so be it.

    First, pictures. Family pictures especially. When things are going seriously crap ass nasty, I can look on the wall at all the happy smiling people and feel better. Even if, in the back of my mind, I know that the only reason they’re smiling in the picture is that I threatened them with death and dismemberment prior to taking said photo, at least the appearance of happiness is there. Really, I can’t ask for much more.

    Second, my sewing machine, crochet hooks, mountain of material, yarn, and other assorted doo-hickies. Yes, that’s a technical term. I’m not saying that I create enough, or good enough quality for my own too high standards, but at least the stuff is there!

    Third, Janet Evonovich. Specifically, her Stephanie Plum series. Still the only books that make me laugh out loud in public on a regular basis. Even when I re-read them.

    And finally, my pets. I’d be lost without them. They know just how to cheer me up on a really down day.

  949. As odd as it sounds, coming from a recovering self-harmer, I can’t live without my exact-o knives and blades. I use them now to make cardstock paper silhouettes. Sometimes, when my stress level is too high and that old urge to cut is returning, I end up making a new silhouette. The blade is in my hand but I’m not hurting myself.
    I also am ridiculously addicted to coffee, it makes me happy and less cranky!

  950. Thanks so for this list. I’m bookmarking several, and going back to my Neil Gaiman collection.

  952. Like Sharon, above, said, Sunshine by Robin McKinley.

    K-dramas like Lie to Me.

    Listening to my kids converse (this, of course, precludes the times when they’re basically listing every reference to bodily functions they know, though that’s also kind of hilarious).

    Tylenol Sinus, the kind you have to buy from the pharmacist rather than over the counter. It gets rid of my migraines better than any prescription I’ve ever tried.

    Lip Shit.

    Bollywood movies like Jab We Met.

    (side note: I now have like a thousand cool things to try thanks to your comments.)

  955. Dorot’s frozen herbs and garlic, tai chi classes I get to take for free, and iced sleepytime tea. It doesn’t put me to sleep but does bring down my anxiety and is healthier than white wine, (less effective tho)

  957. My memory foam pillow that i got from Meijer. $40 and its lasted over a year…before that I was needing a new pillow every couple months.

  958. Perfectly Posh 911 face moisturizer. I have Rosacea and a myriad of other skin problems, and this is the only thing that soothes my angry skin without bogging it down and causing acne. Plus is caffeinated, which is a plus for puffy tired mom skin. Can’t live without this stuff.

    http://www.perfectlyposh.com/moisture-911.html

  959. Yarn, knitting needles, Prismacolor colored pencils, and my cat. Oh, and meds.

  961. Practical: I can’t live without my TENS machine for my pain (electrodes get expensive y’all)
    Fun: soft sheets and towels (not the little crappy ones, but the thick, fluffy, awesome ones that make you not want to get dressed after a shower.)

  962. My favorite tea is Bigelow’s Constant Comment. I know, it’s old-fashioned, but every sip reminds me of the wonderful hours I spent with my great aunt playing dress-up in her magnificent closet trying on her petite (size 4) heels and her astonishing collection of hats.

    My favorite music is my husband’s solo acoustic guitar. damonbuxton.com, if you’re interested. You can listen for free. It’s beautiful, soothing music that never fails to make me feel better.

    I also love my Koi watercolor field kit that comes with a water-reservoir brush. I can carry it anywhere & do quick watercolor sketches whenever I feel the need.

  963. Chapstick and lotion. Both applied very liberally and often. Doesn’t even matter what kind. You can’t survive without either living in the hot, dry ass desert that is Colorado.

  964. I discovered the most boring thing in the world – memory foam pillows. But boring as they are I can now sleep on nothing else! But I think my new discovery is your shaved ice machine – I need that bad boy!!

  965. Tivo. I admit it, I’m terribly addicted to television, and therefore I have no idea how I survived before there was Tivo. I <3 my DVR with all the passion of the true addict.

    With television in mind, I will agree with you on "Doctor Who." While we disagree on the wonder and glory that is Matt Smith, we can all agree that whoever's in the TARDIS, it's going to be a great ride!

    Turkey sandwiches. I live for the holiday season when fresh roasted turkey is plentiful (cold cuts are okay, but Not The Same) and I can have a fresh turkey sandwich whenever I want it.

    Carbs. I try to curb my intake of them, but I love them all: bread, potatoes, pasta, sugar in all its wondrous and marvelous forms! (This includes chocolate, of course.)

    Books books books!

  966. sporcle.com – the cure for my trivia obsession.
    tomandlorenzo.com – not your typical fashion/tv blog. these guys are so hilarious.
    Google Maps – this should probably be #1 on the list – i’m a bit of a map addict.
    Saline nasal spray – i truly believe my everyday use of this helps keep sinus infections away.
    allrecipes.com
    the local farmer’s market
    the local liquor store 🙂

  968. Excited to check out “What Should I Read Next” – Also, might have to look into the bath sheet, sounds amazing!

  969. Google – I know it’s not for sale…. but I love being able to find anything….with the right search terms!

  971. Historical romance novels – because really, who doesn’t like a good bodice ripper?!

  972. Feedly, the terrific RSS reader that brings me Jennie Lawson and Freakonomics.

  973. Coca-Cola. I allow myself just one coke on Thursdays to give myself a reward for making it past hump day and only one day way from the weekend. Limiting myself to one a week keeps from over-doing it and becoming a coke addict 🙂

  974. Paint. Currently miniature paint from Reaper, but really, any sort. I can’t count the number of times where painting saved me from some deep dark hole I was stuck in. It’s my outlet and my coping mechanism.

  975. the library. a poor girls best best friend. spent many a lonely pre-teen afternoon hidden among the lois lowry and edward eager and tolkein and cs lewis and, and, and,…

  976. Burt’s Bees chapstick
    Lush bath bombs
    Origins Pure Cream face wash
    Google
    my Dyson vacuum (lots of animal hair and it takes it like a champ)
    Lush Trichomania solid shampoo
    Calphalon pans
    All of the books.
    Powell’s bookstore in Portland, Ore.
    The Strand in NYC
    Voodoo Doughnut (also in Portland)
    The Smithsonian
    The Sunday New York Times
    Cheap facials at the beauty school near my house

  977. Vanilla Bean Noel lotion from Bath & Body Works. It’s only available around Christmas, so I’ve been using it sparingly over the last six months. You better believe I’ll be stocking up when it hits shelves in a few months. That stuff smells like sugar cookies and cotton candy and amazingess.

  978. Not sure what life would be like without Jane Austen and many other great authors, oh and I enjoy those frozen drinks in a pouch.

  981. I can’t live without my iPhone and my dayplanner. If I didn’t have them, i’d never know where I was supposed to be or how I got there. So I’d be lost like ALL THE TIME.

  982. Like one of the commenters above, I love my Amazon Prime. I kinda feel bad because Amazon is supposedly da debil and I should be buying books only from sellers who contribute 100% of their profits directly to the education of little Nigerian girls, but it’s too convenient and I’m an awful person.

  983. I just finished Orange is the New Black’s first season and am already in mourning.

    My smartphone. I just got my first one. I love it. I have no idea how I functioned without it.

    Dr. Who is a given. Hubby and I are also re-watching all of Supernatural. Love those Winchester Brothers.

    Books. I’m a librarian. I can’t breathe without them.

    My pets. No matter how bad my day, a hug from them makes it all better.

    My TENS machine. I have shoulder & knee issues and when it hurts, hooking myself up for those 15 minutes is bliss.

  989. I was given a KitchenAid as a gift, and it is amazing. Seriously, you can call me crazy. I suppose it helps that I like to cook… otherwise I would just be like “Thanks for this giant instrument of spinning death trap that takes up counter space”. But I use it all the time.

  990. Maybe I’m plugging myself here, but I’m kind of into baking cookies and stuff. Also, I hate doing dishes. Parchment paper changed my life, no lie. Especially when making granola, because inevitably granola pieces will stick to the baking sheet like glue, and become a royal pain to wash off, and my baking sheets don’t fit in the dishwasher, and the only thing I hate more than loading the dishwasher is washing dishes BY HAND. Ugh. God bless the inventor of parchment paper, and the companies that produce and distribute it to the suffering masses.

  992. –Jojoba oil. Through some kind of sorcery, it manages to make my skin supersoft and both less dry *and* less oily. Plus, a bottle that lasts forever will run you about eight bucks.
    –Mason jars for bringing food to work. Even if it’s soup, even if it ends up upside down in my bag, it won’t leak.
    –Audiobooks! I like listening to someone tell me a story while I’m doing other stuff.
    –We Rub You Korean marinades (http://www.werubyou.com/). My guy, who hates cooked vegetables, will eat anything I stirfry with their sauces—up to and including broccoli.
    –Smarties. The sour, powdery American ones, not the fake M+M British ones. I can’t be trusted to keep them around, since I will keep eating them until the dextrose burns the tastebuds right off my tongue.

  993. My cookbooks. Mostly the Dahlia Lounge bakery cookbook. There the only things that keep me from going off the deep end some days.

  994. I can’t live without my Keurig coffee maker. My state has had a lot of wildfires this summer and if I got the evacuation notice from the sheriff’s office, the coffee maker would be in my grubby little hands to throw in the car right along with the kids and my dog.

  996. Thing I currently can’t live without,
    Sonic Slushes, specifically Lemon/Lime slushes, the REALLY REALLY huge one.. No one ever tell me how many calories they have, I don’t want to know. I keep trying to perfect my own recipe since the nearest Sonic is a 20 minute drive from me but I still end up going there at least once a week. I’ve hooked my husband and son too so sometimes hubby will drive. I bet that sno cone machine would help me make a mean knock of slushie, but it will never be as perfect as the ones in the big styrofoam cup.

  997. C.O. Bigelow’s Mentha body wash and lotion. When you live in West Texas, and your AC craps out, you can shower in this and sit in front of a fan and BE COLD. Even when it’s 89 inside your house.

    http://www.bigelowchemists.com/c-o-bigelow-mentha-vitamin-body-wash-no-1411.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=productfeed&utm_campaign=googleshopping&gclid=CJLzo4DJw7gCFYdQ7AodTUIAgQ

    You can buy it online or at Bath and Body Works.

    It will also open the hell out of your sinuses.

  998. Aside from really excellent coffee (Batdorf & Bronson) because that’s kind of a given, I can’t live without Bhangra music. I “discovered” (kind of like Columbus “discovered” America) it about three years ago and no matter what, I can’t go a week without listening to it. I got several friends to go with me on a trip to Washington DC to see a Bhangra competition and it was one of the most exciting fun times evar. No matter what I’m into, withing a week’s time I always end up staying up at least one night til 3am on the internet finding new Bhangra songs to dance to.

    here’s a taste: http://youtu.be/FDHke6gJWEg

  999. If i’m honest – I’d say Facebook – ’cause seriously it puts all the happy people & things in once place. Where else would I have met an illustrator, in Portland, OR, that my friend, in Northern VA, knows – who opened a side door that got me writing for a Discworld con and speaking on two panels in Baltimore? Bonus points for teaching me that my cat’s paws can be turned into teddy bears. http://bigpics.org/pdata/t/l-662.jpg

    Tactile needs require Things That Can Be Turned It Yarn and Hooks and Needles to manipulate them.

    Brain – Books and BBCA and Friends who get me.

    Oh – and meds. But you can’t have mine. It’s illegal to share…

  1000. Gonna sound crazy, but I am totally in love with my go-go pillow. Yes, the As Seen On TV pillow for your iPad or tablet. It has made using my iPad immeasurably easier because I don’t have to use one hand to hold it while in use. I got it at Target, so no shipping either!

  1001. My cat, Zombie.
    No I’m not a crazy cat lady (I’m crazy, but in a different way).
    A little over a year ago, I was in a scary situation where I was being attacked, and he defended me.
    He puffed up, got in front of me, and defended my honor. All 10lbs of him. He lost a little fur, but in the end we were both okay, because he provided a necessary distraction at the exact right time.
    I love him dearly, and everyday I’m grateful he was there for me when I needed someone to stick up for me.

  1002. Repeating some things already mentioned:

    Terry Pratchett’s Discworld books
    My Kindle
    Jif Extra-crunchy peanut butter

    So many things to try!

  1003. My Kindle Fire! I’ve been a bibliophile my whole life, am now a middle school librarian, and Kindles changed my life. Of course, my bank account has never recovered…

  1004. MUSIC!!! And Strawberry fruit roll-ups! And lavender essential oil and Song of India Incense.

  1005. I have a unicorn mask. It was given to me as a birthday present and when I have anxiety, I wear it, but people look at me more, which satisfies this weird dual need I have to both disappear and to have people pay attention to me. Unicorn masks! Everyone should have one.

  1006. Oil of Morocco Argan Oil body butter and body spray from Marc Anthony True Professional…menopause freaking sucks and is sucking the moisture out of my skin and this is the only thing that’s working for me and my skin
    MIke Carey’s “Felix Castor” books…who knew supernatural exocism/detective/crime novels could be written so eloquently and with such lovely, layered and imaginative plot lines. I love language and despair at most offerings from the publishing world because they are so poorly written and plots so poorly executed.
    My juicer…oh my juicer…my lovely, gorgeous juicer that helps me get my 5-10 servings of fruit and veg when I can’t face eating (health issues that dampen my appetite you see).

  1007. Glitter Jars.

    Glitter glue
    Hot water
    More glitter
    In a mason jar

    Swirl and watch glitter settle. Swirl again.

  1008. I can’t live without…

    The book ‘A Tree Grows in Brooklyn’ by Betty Smith
    My cat, Dickens
    My Tiffany Sunglasses (a once in a lifetime splurge)
    Chairs – I can’t turn down a good chair. I’ve rescued several off of curbs and out of dumpsters.

  1009. I bought a vacuum sealer not long ago, and I don’t know how we ever managed without it! I can prepare several weeks worth of dinners, chuck them in the freezer, and then it’s just heat & eat. It’s been my saviour, especially when my anxiety is so high that I can’t function – my kids (or my husband) can open anything from the freezer, chuck it in the oven at the temp & time that I’ve written on the bag & the family is fed 🙂

  1010. There are so many things I love!

    Misto oil sprayer – never buy PAM again!
    Chickens. Real, live chickens. The coop is my happy place, just watching the chickens.
    Kittens. Know what’s small and purry and needs you to hug it? A kitten. Instant happiness. Also, they’re sometimes assholes and that’s hilarious. Alternately, a cat with a handicap. So it’s a Handi-Cat. You know you shouldn’t laugh, but you can’t help it.
    A short-nosed dog that snorts a lot. Funny. Every. Time.
    My Cuisinart K-cup coffee maker machine. Couldn’t start my days without it.
    The internets, of course.
    My Samsung Galaxy Note II.

  1011. I discovered Bella Lucce products…they have all sorts of bath and body products, all organic, and they’re absolutely amazing.

  1012. I absolutely cannot live without my little Kinivo speakers! They go everywhere! The charge lasts a long time and they sound great… http://www.amazon.com/Kinivo-ZX100-Portable-Rechargeable-Resonator/dp/B004HHICKC/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374512120&sr=8-1&keywords=mobile+speakers

    And…wait for it…”Stop THAT!” spray. It’s for dogs, but I’ve been tempted to use it on my son. Seriously y’all, this shit works. I have 3 labradors and often take in foster dogs for the humane society. http://www.amazon.com/Sentry-Noise-Pheromone-Spray-1-Ounce/dp/B0083F9OTW/ref=sr_1_1?s=pet-supplies&ie=UTF8&qid=1374512222&sr=1-1&keywords=stop+that+dog+spray

  1013. I can’t live without journals. Or as I have come to call them, “very sad, handwritten books”. I suffer from depression and I like to document my moods and thoughts and philosophies in my journals in case any of my children turn out as crazy as me and need to feel like some one can relate. I also would find it hard to live without my cherry Chapstick and my sunglasses. If I ever get sun in my eyes and I have chapped lips I start to feel ragey so I carry them with me everywhere.

  1014. Things that have literally kept me alive include your blog, Nerdfighteria, Neil Gaiman, Harry Potter, Tumblr, my plush triceratops, vanilla chai tea, walking barefoot, buying more books

  1015. I recently purchased an aromatherapy diffuser for $20 with a package of different oils. I’m pretty sensitive to smells and most Air Fresheners make me sneeze so it’s nice to walk into a room that smells faintly of lemons without having to scrub the floors. Highly recommend!

  1016. A necklace that cost $12 at an apothecary at a Renaissance Faire. The little charm bottle is filled with an essential oil blend called Moon Goddess (no, I have no idea what is in it), and I find the scent soothing. I am not usually very sensitive to scents, but this one actually calms me down when I am stressed and makes me feel better about things. It also brings back memories of the Faire, which I LOVE, so I like to sniff it when I am feeling like life is getting me down or depression is lying to me and it takes me to my happy place.

  1017. A waffle weave spa wrap – I work out after I’ve made dinner and walked my dog, and that Velcro-closing item has given me modesty and comfort at the same time.

  1018. Diet Coke.

    My local library, which will order books if I ask nicely, and get me books from other libraries if they can (instead of buying them). They constantly hold things for me, and they even have a drive-thru where you can pick them up.

    Veronica Mars.

    Welcome to Night Vale (it’s a podcast, it’s free, and it’s great when I’m stuck in traffic on my way to / from work)

  1019. My olive oil pump sprayer. Healthier food, more economic use of olive oil. And it’s great to have one in the kitchen and one in the bathroom for shaving, dry skin, etc.

  1020. I have a cap/lid opener from Pampered Chef. It’s FANTASTIC! I’m a wimpy girl living alone, so this is helpful to get soda bottles open on Whiskey Wednesdays when I get drunk and disco dance in my kitchen. Every wimpy armed girl should have this!

  1022. Elvis Costello’s voice. That man can sing anything. ANYTHING!
    Cicadas. Yes they are creepy, but I was very depressed until I heard them singing this month…
    Laughter. If I couldn’t have a good belly laugh everyday, I would harm someone…
    Witch Hazel. Multi-purpose, cheap and refreshing.
    Joss Whedon, Neil Gaiman, Kurt Vonnegut, Monty Python, Mel Brooks and Doctor Who. For entertainment purposes.
    And thank you to all the folks who love their library! Librarians love you all too.

  1023. I love Neil Gaiman. And Sandman. And awesome, spa-quality towels.

    One of the inexpensive things I currently love is a pair of TARDIS earrings. My sister bought them as a joke at a Comic Con and sent them to me. She said they were ‘a bit cheese,’ and didn’t think I’d wear them. I wear them all the time. Because I’m a bit socially anxious, and the earrings are like some sort of magic password. If someone new sees me who is also socially anxious, but is also my kind of dork, they feel comfortable and approach me. We have the Doctor in common. Also, I know anyone who says “Awesome earrings,” is safe for conversation.

  1025. OMG DOCTOR WHO AND NEIL GAIMAN. YES.

    I spend tons of money on Doctor Who and everything I have bought makes me so so happy. I don’t have the TARDIS towel but my sister does and we just used it as backdrop for an awesome photo shoot of me as the Fifth Doctor. It’s brilliant.

    Also I saw Neil Gaiman when he was in my town last month, and he signed my Doctor Who magazine with his episode The Doctor’s Wife on the cover. OMG ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS IN ONE PLACE.

  1026. I second the Tervis Tumblers… Those things are phenomenal– made in the USA with a lifetime warranty? it’s everything a girl could ask for in kitchenware (plus it doesn’t make me cook!!!)

    Also, chewable melatonin tablets.. Not sure my kid would ever sleep without those beautiful things. Oh, and chocolate syrup to hide the chewable melatonin tablets in. Not unlike his mother, that boy will eat anything that is covered with chocolate.

    Otherwise, new socks and underpants always make me feel rich even when they’re just cheap ugly ones… And maxi skirts which are really just crotchless yoga pants (I really wish I could give credit to whoever originally said that, but I don’t know who that is).

  1027. Brandy. Trader Joe’s has a French one for $10.
    Diorshow mascara.
    Kitten fosters on webcam.
    Lush Coalface soap. The only soap to ever control my breakouts.
    Cranberry pills. No having to pee every ten minutes anymore.

  1029. My dogs.

    But something that can be obtained by other people: my Tervis tumbler. It helps me to stay hydrated in miserably humid weather.

  1030. My Kelly Vivanco print of Red Umbrella over my desk. It keeps me centered and it speaks to me in ways I can’t even begin to explain – it just does.

    La Croix or any other carbonated non-sweetened fruit water – refreshing, non-sweet and better for you than coke (the kind you drink or the other less legal kind that leaves you prone to nose bleeds and other more horrific problems).

    My vibram shoes – I know you have strong feelings about toe shoes Jenny, but lets face it barefeet aren’t socially acceptable and glass in the foot isn’t comfy – trust me on this one – I had a rogue piece in my foot for two weeks during marathon training. Yeah, toe shoes for the win!

  1031. These are the things I absolutely love, in no particular order:

    Anything written by Christopher Moore. I can only hope to be as crazy as he is one day.

    Ocean Salt by Lush. By far the best exfoliant I have ever used. I cannot get enough of it.

    Holiday Reese cups. The Easter egg ones are the best, but Halloween is a close second.

    Tul pens. I like crisp thin lines when I write.

    You’re so right about Neil Gaiman. I have his book “Blueberry Girl” and my daughter and I read it apsf every night!

    I hope all is well with you. Thank you for all your posts!!

  1032. The first thing I’d have to say that I can’t live without (and it’s free!!) is your blog! It CrAcKs me UP and brightens so many of my days!! I wish I could swear and have it work for me, but it doesn’t, so I live vicariously through your blog full of swearing that somehow works so well and laugh and laugh. Thank you for that.

    But, you are probably looking for something else, so my second thing would have to be my Fitflops (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=fitflops). I have four pair and live in them. I’m a wedding photographer and have to be on my feet for 8 or more hours at a time, squatting, moving, running, etc. They’re the first pair of shoes that I found that don’t have my feet throbbing at the end of a long day. AND, they have styles fancy enough for me to wear at work! I love them (and you)!!

  1033. I can’t like this post enough. I already love your writing, but you just hit several of my geeky loves. So we’re pretty much bonded for life…even if it is only one sided. 😉

  1034. Victoria’s Secret Bombshell bras – add 2 cup sizes! As a woman with barely there boobs – I LOVE these bras. Look natural and feel great. I’m too wimpish to have an augmentation – so this is the next best thing! 🙂

    Thanks for the list – lots of great things on here. I also LOVE bath sheets – not sure I can ever go back to a tiny towel! 🙂

    Love ya Jen – thanks for sharing your life with us.

  1035. A couple years ago I got my first hair cut that was done by someone who really understood my hair (slightly curly – most stylists would just try to straighten it into submission), and she turned me on to Eufora products – particularly the curl defining foam. I think I spent more on hair products that day than on the cut itself, but it changed the life of my hair. It’s paraben free, too!

    Also, Netflix in general. I have watched so many shows and movies (including all of Doctor Who – more than once!) on it over the years, that the cost is totally worth it.

    Your blog has also been something that has changed my life, starting with when I would break the rules to read it at an old job and get the church giggles. It’s hard to cover a snort of laughter with a delicate cough.

  1036. I know I ‘bought’ them, but they’re kinda like little fuzzy furry people to me… I can’t live without my dogs. I have three rescue pups, a 9yo Boston terrier named Tessie, a 3 yo Boston/beagle named Tiki, and an (almost) 1 yo Boston/beagle/boxer named Lilo. They’re my loves and while they annoy the piss out of me with their strewing the recycling throughout the house, peeing in the house whenever it rains outside, and taking massive dumps just as soon as we get in front of large groups of people, I literally couldn’t live without having pets in my life. They keep me sane. And there’s something special about their stinky snuggles.

  1037. This was damn expensive, but I adore my iPad. I wish I could’ve made little iPad babies with it. It holds my books, art, 2500 photos, comedy albums, music and it keeps me connected to the world. That, and Wi-fi. My world would suck without the Internet.

  1038. My MP3 player. There are days when music is the only thing that allows me to tune out and and focus on the things, and people, that matter to me instead of getting sucked into the vortex of “realism”…

  1039. I love Twitter: The Bloggess, Marian Keyes
    David’s Tea: Stormy Night at the mo, but I love many of the flavours
    Gin and tonic
    I am so glad that you promote the truth that depression is a lying bastard. I spread that ever chance I get
    Summer. Best time to be a teacher

  1040. My clothes line. It’s simple and I bought it at Lowes for $5 but it’s A. Saving me money because I don’t have to use the dryer and B. Makes me feel like a pioneer woman in modern day. A pioneer woman that immediately goes back in the house and soaks up the air conditioning and obsessively watches her DVR, but pioneer woman none the less.

  1041. My rescued basset, Ella. She is calm in a droopy, floppy body. Her ears alone are enough to make me happy. Like heavy velvet curtains.

    Audiobooks. I listen mostly at night. It is like having someone read you to sleep.

    My iPad. And the Words with Friends app.

    My sewing machine.

    Stila lip glaze. It has a built in brush, isn’t sticky and smells wonderful. http://www.stilacosmetics.com/product/lip-glaze.do

  1042. Neuro Sleep IS THE AMAZEBALLS! I love that shit to help me sleep.

    Other favorite things include this soothing music app I use on my iPhone to help me fall asleep too.

  1043. Five years ago, my husband bought me a miniature schnauzer puppy to keep me company while he traveled. Six months later, he lost his job and I had to go to work. Baron von Schnauzer keeps me sane at the end of the day with his snuggles of love.

  1044. I have to second the Terry Pratchett , the movie Dogma, and my camera.
    Also, a Mannatech product called Emprizone (you’re supposed to buy it from an associate but, it can be found on Ebay & probably Amazon?), which is the best thing I’ve ever found for bug bites, burns (including sunburn) cuts, scrapes; I am crossing my fingers that they never stop making it!
    Also the Outlander series by Diana Gabaldon. They don’t fit in any genre, because they are packed full of just about every kind. I read them to my husband, and now, he too, checks her website regularly to see when the next book is coming out!
    And dancing, I can’t live without. If you’ve never been, check Google for English Country Dancing in your area (or Contra dancing, if you want something that will give you a high intensity cardio workout and make you feel like you’re going to die, if not from exhaustion, then from drowning in your own sweat); I love them both.
    And blah, blah, blah, you have heard it a million times but, I love your blog. No matter what mood I am in, it has never failed to surprise AT LEAST one laugh out of me. Keep writing–forever & ever!

  1045. Of the things that money can buy (because let’s face it, we all sound like shallow assholes if we don’t say that first), I’d say my smartphone (which I never thought I’d say before I actually got my first one in January), my MST3K DVDs, Bath & Body Works fragrance mist or body splash or whatever they’ve rebranded it as this week, and the PB&J Trail Mix they sell at Target. ESPECIALLY that. Yeah.

  1046. My Vinturi wine aerator. It makes me look like a total wine snob, but that’s okay because I’m almost always drinking alone. It make every wine taste better, even the cheap cheap stuff I buy when I’m too broke to afford the $13 bottle of vino.

    SciFi anything. Books, tv shows, movies… Escaping from reality for a few precious hours a week into the world of science fiction makes life a little more bearable.

    Wil Wheaton’s TableTop show on youtube. I absolutely love this show and it always makes me happy. I’m waiting for the day he invites you (Jenny) to be on the show because that will probably be the funniest episode yet.

    St. Nickerdoodle coffee from North Pole Coffee Roasters in Alaska. Even people who take a dollop of coffee with their cream can drink it black and enjoy it. It’s just that good. It never disappoints me and it tastes like Christmas.

    Finally, Advil sinus. I have crazy bad allergies and this stuff is like some sort of magic pill that Miracle Max would give me if I were a character in The Princess Bride. It’s that good. Even if you’re mostly dead. Which is how I feel in the mornings…

  1047. Love bath towels too!
    here’s my favorites:
    1) in the mommying department —
    miracle blanket … to get newborns/infants/almost toddlers who are too big to be swaddled so I stuck his feet out anyhow to stay asleep.
    FP Rock n’ play… again…refluxy baby…sleep…next to bed…rock back to sleep…nurse…co-sleep option
    Ergo carrier … to carry child, feed child subtly, walk miles with hands free for coffee and snacks
    membership to our local pool … to tire/entertain/teach my child all. summer. long. and help me survive these heatwaves. $28 to join, $28 for lessons. One thing my town got right.

    2) the prettying department —
    Essie good to go topcoat….dries fast and makes nails look professionally painted
    morrocanoil — frizzy, sorta curly hair loves it and makes me not want to shave my head in humidity. Their curl cream is amazing too

    3) the ‘cant live without it’ department —
    NUTELLA … food of the gods. eat straight off the spoon. eat on bread, fruit, bacon (yes, i have). cook into baked goods. make into gelato. back to straight off the spoon.
    iphone … cause I would lose my mind without it. I use it time contractions, email work, read, video my toddler, entertain my toddler, teach my toddler, teach my students, talk to my parents, tweet people who will never tweet back. and play endless hours of candy crush.

  1048. Burt’s Bees lemon butter cuticle cream! It makes your hands so soft and smells yummy! And I can’t live without my Labyrinth and Neverending Story dvds. I need them both because the only thing that can cheer me up after Artax’s death is David Bowie’s pants.

  1049. Does wine count? Because wine.

    How about hugs from my Dad. Dude has cancer so I’m hugging him as much as I can.

  1050. Ginger. The chewable kind. Doesn’t seem to matter which brand- I am currently eating the Reed’s Ginger Candy Chews. I have rheumatoid arthritis and this is one of the natural remedies that I am supposed to use every day and believe me it helps. I can tell when I am not eating it daily. (Also love Linda Page’s 12th Edition of Healthy Healing- A Guide to self-healing for everyone. It has helped me many times when regular doctors couldn’t.) Also, I can’t live without my digital camera- Nikon Coolpix P510- the zoom lens is freakin’ awesome!!!! I am obsessed with taking pictures and documenting my life- always have been. The pictures help me remember my life- which is good since most of the time I can’t seem to even remember my phone number or address.

  1052. Wow – I will clearly need to find time to peruse the comments at leisure! Some great stuff here.

    I’ve got two: Bag Balm (cracked heels nevermore!) and Ben & Jerry’s Americone Dream, which is SO FREAKING GOOD.

    Love you, Jenny!

  1054. I think I’m still looking for the things that save me when I can’t remember how to save myself. But I find partial comfort in a couple of the things I really love. Christopher Moore’s books always make me laugh, and everyone in the whole wide world should own something pointless that makes them happy… for me, that’s a Galileo thermometer and my hammock.

  1056. I would have said cigarettes up until 3 1/2 weeks ago when I took the plunge to not smoke anymore. But that made me a little crazy well a lot crazy. So now I would say tea. Lots of tea in different flavors. Regular black tea, peppermint tea, spicy chai, the list goes on and on. AND it makes me a little less crazy. Husband and the children appreciate it.

  1058. Mr. Clean Magic Erasers – they are actually magic. I have used them to remove marker (Sharpie) from my desk, shoe prints from the ceiling, and gross smudge marks on the fridge. I’m pretty sure my fingers will fall off someday from the chemicals in them or eventually they’ll decide they cause cancer but until then… FREAKING MAGIC!

  1060. After I won my first NaNoWriMo, it bought Scrivener half price with my winner’s code. My husband thought I was crazy. “It’s just a word processing program.” It’s so not! I’m horrible about hating entire chapters of what I write and it lets me keep what I want to cut without having to open a new file, blah, blah, blah. You can even keep your research close at hand in the same file. It makes my creative time smoother. I would never have even looked at it if I hadn’t had the winner’s code. Now, I can’t write without it. 🙂

  1061. Water – drink it constantly as I am prone to kidney stones which totally suck
    Mike’s Hard Lemonade – so it’s not a wine cooler and it’s not hard alcohol
    The Indigo Girls, Nomads – Indians – Saints album. “Watershed”, “Hammer and a Nail”, “Southland in the Springtime” songs I turn to when I need a reminder that all is not lost
    Spotify – whole albums, new ones so you can try them out before you buy
    My dog who understands more about me than the universe
    libraries, of course
    homemade anything made by someone else – if ever I get rich, I’m hiring a cook

  1062. I have disgustingly, embarrassingly rough, dry feet. They’re so rough I use a nail file on them each night to smooth them out so I don’t start a fire when they rub against the sheets. Recently, I discovered this http://www.drscholls.com/products/ForHerExfoliatingStoneFile. It looks like rock candy on a blue plastic stick, but it’s surprisingly BETTER than rock candy. This stone thingee has tamed my sad, hoof-like heels. It works so well that I had to quit using for a few days recently. I got a little over zealous and ended up removing a little skin. Still, I’d rather be skinless than have to continue to make excuses for wanting to keep my socks on during sex.

  1063. The book Unbreakable by Laura Hilldenbrand. Every time I think I have such a hard life I think of this book and feel a bit better about what I can do. That and the internet. How can you live without the internet?

  1064. My mom discovered these hair towels a few years ago and I can’t imagine life without them. I realize I sound dramatic, but having three girls in the house, we have a lot of hair to wrangle. Love them; http://turbietwist.com/

  1065. I can’t live without Tori Amos’ music. Seriously, if you aren’t already in lover with her do yourself a favor and take a listen.

    I also can’t live without my Dexcom 7 Plus Continuous Glucose Monitor. I know it’s not useful to someone unless they are a diabetic, but it has changed this Type 1 Diabetic’s life! I honestly don’t know how I ever lived without it!

    Something else I couldn’t live without is cafemom.com I’ve been a member of cafemom since it was just 2 weeks old, which was nearly 7 years ago! I’ve made great friends there, had lots of laughs, learned things, gotten and given advice and shared so much.

  1066. Let see, besides a cabana boy that will feed me grapes and spray water mist on me, which I can’t find readily which disappoints me greatly. I can’t live without a few things.
    My library card…thank goodness for that, so I can escape into different worlds without have to spend a ton of money on traveling and babysitters
    My Okabashi flip flops, made in the USA and better than crocs
    My shamwow hair towel, such a silly thing but it works wonders and I LOVE it.
    My heart medication since my children decided to wage war on my body while they were sucking me dry living in my womb, and my medication for PPD, because people don’t realize that Post Partum Depression is real, and let me tell you it’s real as hell and takes a toll on families, children and mothers.

  1067. I LOVE Markus Zusak’s writing, especially The Book Thief. It’s dark and funny and true, and if I could, I would crawl inside of his body for a day to get an inside peek at how he creates. To the reader, it seems effortless, but as a writer? I imagine it requires selling one’s soul and fire dancing on blazing glass shards.

    Our refurbished Vitamix, though pricey, is probably my favorite thing we’ve ever bought. Since we use it every single day, multiple times a day, and the warranty is good for 7 years, it’s also a great investment. Especially since I’m able to hide the greens in my breakfast chocolate smoothie. Especially ESPECIALLY because all those other asshole blenders don’t obliterate ice and have a nasty habit of going kaput within a year. Plus I’ve got a great idea for making green juice cocktails because nothing says healthy like kale, ginger and rum.

  1069. I recently discovered Whitey Morgans and the 78’s. Sinner is my favorite tune at the moment, but all of them are really good in a Waylon Jennings kind of way.

  1070. A collapsible aluminum frame tote or basket. I had no idea they even existed or that I couldn’t live without one until my daughter’s teacher gave me one as a thank you gift for volunteering. I use it for everything! Volunteering at school, picnics, shopping, road trips and softball tournaments. 🙂 Here’s one example:
    http://www.amazon.com/JanetBasket-Twilight-Large-Aluminum-Basket/dp/B0044JN5A0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374512457&sr=8-1&keywords=collapsible+aluminum+frame+tote

  1071. I agree with Doctor Who, but start with the 2005 reboot. Christopher Eccleston’s turn as the Doctor simply should NOT be missed.

    Ice cream provides me with a sense of well-being that pretty much nothing else does. Any kind, as long as it’s nice and creamy.

    As for blogs, this one, Allie Brosh, and The Oatmeal perks me up incredibly. Karen Hallion’s art is a great mash-up of Disney and pop culture (such as Disney and Doctor Who or Firefly or anything sci-fi) http://www.facebook.com/KarenHallion.

    I highly recommend Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files series for some fun urban fantasy reading.

    And kitties. Because kitties = supreme love and happiness.

    (Oops! I meant the 2005 reboot. I linked to the right one but got the year wrong. 🙂 ~ Jenny)

  1074. oops…does it have to be a “thing”? okay, my Brooks running shoes…unbelievably comfy! Or a bottle of Leelanau Cellars Great Lakes Red.

  1075. My local bookshop. I have a lot of anxiety issues and sometimes I can’t do something as simple as walk into a shop but I always feel comfortable there.

    I write and one of my favourite things is seeing ink from my fountain pen drying on a crisp sheet of white paper. I know that sounds odd but I just like watching the ink dry and form a word that someone might read someday.

    Clothing that fits right. It’s surprisingly hard to find but when you find that perfect t-shirt or pair of jeans or whatever you never feel more comfortable.

    Webcomics. I have plenty of favourites but I’ll just say webcomics in general. That people make complicated, funny, dramatic stories with fantastic artwork and then put them on the internet so everyone can read them for free is just wonderful.

  1076. My iPhone, totally worth the splurge. The app Zombies, Run! Best $3.99 I have spent in a long time. My daughter and I have so much fun playing together it makes the fact that we are running not hurt as much:)

    Ritche Havens music, soothes my soul.

    I love Independent Book Stores too. I try to buy from them when I can but, I am also in love with Amazon. I love that I can shop and rent movies without ever leaving my house!

  1079. Tagalongs from the Girl Scouts. I buy them buy the caseload when they are for sale.

  1081. My Kindle. I use that sucker everyday. I also shove it towards the kids when they are getting loud and we are in public. It usually buys me a little more time! 🙂

  1082. Mine are people. We have a lawsbian group on Facebook that has saved my life. These people are wonderful. We all love you so much, which means we all have awesome senses of humor, but we also love each other and support each other.

  1083. I can’t live without my hula hoops. I keep one at my office and one at home. They give me something to do when I’m bored, and always make me feel better when I use one.

  1084. Cozy socks – the big thick fuzzy kind that are like blankets for your feet. I have some awesome slippers that were a gift, but I live in my socks all winter. I’d wear them to work but they look silly over tights with a pair of heels.

    Also my best friend Toby. She gets me. She’s a whiz with advice. And she’s hilarious. But you can’t buy her at Amazon. Sorry.

  1085. I cannot live without my essential oils. I use a wholesaler because I’m too cheap for doTerra et al and I make my own blends. I smell good, and a lot of the time, I feel better too! I also can’t live without my daily dose of Motley Crue. Survival, people! It takes weird forms.

  1086. I can’t live without Netflix. I don’t have cable or satellite or even one of those digital descrambler things where you can get local channels, but with Netflix I feel like I’m not missing much.

  1088. I can’t imagine being without my Nook. I love it! I love that when I’m done nursing my daughter through the night, I can read until I am tired again, or shop, or facebook stalk, all in the middle of the night without leaving the comfort of my bed or waking up my daughter or husband.

  1089. I have this tiny orange elephant that I use to hold my rings when I do the dishes, or braid hair, or put on lotion, or pretend I’m not married and then realize that I would suck at dating. But before I had it I would constantly misplace my rings. My husband was not amused. However, me pretending to be single seemed to amuse him to no end…until I told him in died in a freak hammer accident and I was mourning his loss by dating young hot men.

  1090. Oh geez, things I can’t live without. My ipad and The Walking Dead on said iPad. Why TWD can’t come back til October, I will never know. And my kitchenaid mixer. Because when I am stressed, I need to eat. I like to stress eat baked goods, mostly. And I bake better than the bakery. So I stress-bake to stress eat. And it’s faster with my Kitchenaid mixer.

  1091. John and Hank Green (aka The Vlogbrothers) — At 43, I’m outside their main audience, but I don’t care: they’re funny, smart, prolific and really care about people and the world. I learn something every time I watch one of their videos, and it’s usually something I can bring into my own conversations and pass on to others. DFTBA!

    The audiobooks of Harry Potter — Voiced by Stephen Fry. Need I say more?

    Ricky Gervais, Wil Wheaton and Simon Pegg on Twitter — Silly, witty and sometimes quite sharp — perfect!

  1092. A must for pet owners: “Anti-Icky-Poo” an anti-enzymatic cleaner.
    We could not have gotten past the puppy house breaking stage without it. I reckon if we have kids it will come in handy then too. Also, I love the name, I mean really. No one likes Icky Poo.

  1093. Also, Cipralex. Because it keeps the crippling anxiety at bay 90% of the time.
    And the kids, the husband and the puppy who give me a reason to want to come out the other side. <3

  1094. Your list is amazing and we love some of the same things like bath sheets and books and Allie!

    Things I just can’t live without:

    Aveda Hair Smoother – it smells amazing and in the winter I get dead straight sexy hair…in the summer it kinda combats the frizz!

    Good Reads – I can’t remember shit…this lets me know what book to get next and which ones I already read!

    My sister – I just love that chick and she is the one who steered me towards you, the oatmeal and allie!

    Soda Stream – I was a pop junkie…but I really only like the bubbles! (I LOVE THE BUBBLES) and now I can turned my required water into yummy sparkly water and the nutritionist says its the same damn thing since there is no sodium or chemicals added like perrier or san pellegrino!

    My Camera! – LOVE taking pictures!

  1095. I would have said I can’t live without my family but since I did not buy them, I’d say my kindle. I have a basic e-ink version and although Amazon has released Kindle fire in India, I somehow prefer this one. I think it gives the authentic feeling of reading a book, and I am super excited that I can literally carry thousands of books in my purse. Before kindle, it used to be books…I used to carry paperbacks in my purse everywhere I went. Btw, I absolutely love your blog Jenny. Like other people have comfort foods, I have comfort blogs and yours is such a comfort when I am down. Thank you!

  1096. I cannot live without pedicures! Even if I have to do them myself, it’s nice to have one part of myself that I think feels pretty. I used to do this with manicures, but the teething baby likes chewing on my fingernails. I pretty much hate everything about myself except for my pretty toes, and I can’t live without that.

  1097. Audible Audiobooks. Am a knitter and now I can do my two favorite things at the same time! Knit and read! I listened to your book on the back of a motorcycle on a trip down the Oregon Coast and my husband thought we were going to crash I was laughing so hard in parts that I was shaking the bike! It was funny! he kept turning around because he couldn’t figure out why I was having seizures of some sort!
    Also, good wine…really good wine. 🙂

    And you Jenny! Can’t live without your writing! You make me smile and I love your pins on Pinterest!

    Kelley

  1098. I don’t have anything to add – there are so many amazing things already on this list – but I do have to agree with Doctor Who. I just discovered it. “Just” as in I spent last weekend laying on my couch emotionally traumatized after Ten regenerated and wondering why EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO FUNCTION. I obviously don’t have the British stoicism neccessary to watch this show and function.

    My friends who are well versed in the Who Universe assure me I’ll be okay. And that I’ll like the Eleventh Doctor just as much. I don’t believe them, but I’m trying to move forward. Allons-y and all that.

  1099. I’m glad you’re feeling better!

    I’m currently on a diet (again, again, again) and I’m finding that I’m not always hungry, I just like flavor. Enter Vlasic Bread & Butter Pickles, which are 3 for 60 calories and have FLAVOR! There is also Diet Dr. Pepper, which I don’t like but is filled with FLAVOR. And because of the first two things, I’ve also fallen for Sencha Green Tea Mints which I picked up at the San Francisco airport, and now I have to go to vitamin stores and tiny ren faire shops in order to restock on. Or I can order them online, but that’s a LOT of mints. But they erase pickles and Diet Dr. Pepper.

  1102. Microwave slippers sound utterly amazing.burning tarts or scented oil helps my anxiety. That’s all I got for ya. xo

  1103. I finally got on board getting books from the library on my kindle. Books for free! WOO HOO! And it makes me a more adventurous reader—”Hmmm, that looks interesting. Why not try it? IT’S FREE!”

  1104. Couldn’t live without my wife and our 4 puppies. Our little 6 pack is what keeps me from needing the suicide hotline!

  1105. Well, ever since the beyonce post you’ve been the thing I can’t live without. But there are a couple of things – the tv show, Orphan Black. It’s dark and a bit graphic; but the story idea is insanely amazing! And the show Switched at birth, which is a corny, melodramatic show but features a lot of ASL and is really interesting to watch. And Nathan Fillion, especially in Firefly and Serenity. Nobody can live without watching the ending of Serenity, and seeing Nathan Fillion play Captain Tight Pants! In fact, hear hear to the commenter who said ‘anything Joss Whedon has done’. Because there is nothing wrong with rewatching Buffy episodes. Even if it is from when you were 7 years old. Also, magnum ice creams. A classic, I know – but not to be lived without.

  1106. While Youtube is not a new discovery, it *is* my lifeline to the music that I can’t stop listening to, but cannot buy because it’s either hard to find or is above my price range. Imports are expensive, yo! Especially from Japan…I have no idea why CDs are so expensive there, but it makes me sad, because I want too many of them.

  1107. I’ll have to go back and read all these fine suggestions. I have to share what I bought on Friday. Since you like liquor, and I like liquor, I assume you’ll HAVE to have these. Keeps your shots COLD! http://www.coolgearinc.com/barware_1497.html Too cool and the best part: they were originally $13 and marked down to $3.25 at my local Harris-Teeter! We are broke as a joke right now, and spending $3 on something so frivolous seemed wrong, but you have to do a little something to make yourself happy, every now and then…Bargain hunters unite! And hopefully it’ll keep me from needing to use that number you shared from above. It IS the little things…Thanks for making me laugh – hope you are feeling better soon. I’ll bring some Strawberry Hill for slushes, to share with you, after you are all better! XO

  1108. Really nice gel pens. If I have to use a crappy pen, I get a bit odd. The smoothness of a gel pen soothes my soul.

  1109. The free Kindle app on my phone has been responsible for me reading books regularly again after years of just reading every now and then because the stupid internets took over my life. It’s my favorite thing about having a smart phone.

    Also your blog/book/everything you write! 🙂

  1110. Chipotle Bitchin’ Sauce: It tastes like hummus but better, and is made out of almonds. Pretty much the best dip ever.

  1111. Other than coffee, my can’t live without is Dr. Bonner’s liquid castile soap. I can clean almost everything in my house with it-counters, bathrooms, floors. My husband uses a diluted bottle of it in the shower to wash from head-to-toe, and in a pinch, I have used it myself. (Although, if it’s not a diluted enough, it can cause a tingle that becomes quite uncomfortable in sensitive areas.)

  1112. Can’t live without funny or encouraging blogs (yours definitely included)- they brighten my day.

    I also love my e-reader, so I never am without a book to read. Really helps me be patient in lines. I love books!

    I too love bath sheets and really soft sheets, and a super comfy body pillow. I’ve learned to buy them all in white- they last longer and can be laundered easier.

  1113. My cats, who provide me with so much amusement, my hammock (seriously, everyone get a hammock. HAMMOCK NATION), finding amazing and weird vintage fabrics at garage sales, riding my bike, having someone compliment something I’ve made. random books I pick up cheap somewhere being surprisingly good.

  1116. Two things. My little rice steamer I got at wal-mart two years ago for like $13 or some ridiculously cheap price and have used damn near every day to every other day ever since ( I have a ridiculous addiction to basmati rice but if I cook it on the stovetop it either turns to mush or gets blackened. And second, Zurvita’s ‘Zeal for life ‘ wellness drink. I have been on it for a year and now instead of taking 500 vitamins a day I just do two of those puppies. It also got me off Paxil and my bestie off Wellbutrin . There’s something in it that seems to be great for depression and mood disorders. If I forget mine I sure can tell, and those days suck. But on days like today when I remembered to get it down , I have been doing housework and shit and smiling like merry sunshine ! Can’t live without it !

    And I should probably give some credit to my family, chocolate and coffee as well 🙂

  1117. You actually touched on a few of mine, which proves to me yet again how much I am like you. Not meaning to sound stalker-ish, but so true.

    Anyway, “Strangers In Paradise” is a major addiction! I have the whole set, plus tshirts, a Katchoo action figure, and some prints.

    I too love alli’s “hyperbole and a half” and anxiously awaiting her book so I can once more be looked at by all my friends as a major weirdo when I LMAO every five seconds like I always do at her stuff…and your stuff.

    Elijah bossenbroek. Amazing pianist with amazing music, that soothes my crazed soul. Highly recommend you check him out.

    My chihuahua, Beebee. She is a little bitchy, a little snotty, and a lot spoiled!! I love her and she brings me so much joy. If it wasnt for her intense hatred for almost all people, she would be much emotional service animal. But, because she has a tendency to growl and bark at everyone she doesnt know – and a lot of people she does know – she’s out of the running.

  1118. Common sense… that is one thing I cannot live without and most people are lacking… together, let’s find a way to bring this to the masses!

  1121. Bread and cheese. That is my happy comfort food. Plus it goes perfectly with a bottle of wine.
    Sad…here is some bread and cheese
    Hungry…bread and cheese
    Party….bread and cheese
    Movie night…popcorn.

  1122. A dry brush. I got mine at a local health food store, and it has agave bristles. You use it before you shower, to lightly brush over all your skin; you’re supposed to brush from your feet up to your middle, then your hands up to your shoulders, then the middle bits of you toward your heart, to help with the lymphatic system in some beneficial way, but mostly I just like it because after dry brushing my skin and then showering, my skin is SUPER SOFT. And the little white bumpy things I always get on my upper arms are pretty much gone.

  1123. I purchased a washable keyboard. I’m a huge klutz and spill everything. Now I don’t have to worry that I am going to have to buy yet another one! It’s fully submersible! It doesn’t get any better than that.

  1124. Cool Whip Light.

    Yeah, you read that right. It tastes like baby angels frolicking in your mouth and has like 25 calories a serving. Pour some diet root beer over that shit while it’s frozen and you have yourself a damn fine root beer float. And if you’re having a really spectacularly bad day? You can eat the whole damn container and not totally loathe yourself afterwards.

  1125. That bath sheet sounds awesome.

    My most recent treasure is my dog Finn. I was ignorant of some of the practices of “puppymills” and didn’t realize what I was getting into. The poor thing was four months old and hadn’t been socialized at all except to be picked up out of his pin so prospective buyers could look at him. It took me a month to get him to let me touch him. You can’t imagine what it’s like to have a scared puppy realize suddenly that he LIKES you petting him and start overcoming his fears. Now he cuddles in bed every night, though he’s still very afraid of being picked up. I hate to think what would have happened to him had he not found someone willing to be patient with his fears.

    I definitely warn anyone to be careful going to ‘breeders’, I love my dog but I don’t think I’ll ever use one again. I’d rather adopt from a shelter, which is where Finn would have ended up (if he was lucky).

  1126. Red-pepper infused olive oil. I drizzle it on everything and it’s the laziest way ever to make everything delicious. Great for bread-dipping, sautéeing pierogi and veggies and everything else ever, and also really pretty sitting out on the counter.

  1127. “Torchwood” really cool spin-off from Doctor Who with leading man Captain Jack Harkness who is played by superhottie John Barrowman. Not as light-hearted as Doctor Who, but really well written. And great for a night when you want to watch a show about an alien who get energy through orgasm (don’t get too excited, that’s only 1 episode). It didn’t have a long run, 2 full seasons then a 5 episode third season….love love love it!!!

  1128. Some days, I just listen to “A Better Son/Daughter” on repeat, singing along furiously. It really helps.

    As for my favorite things, if you’ve never bought fresh, ripe peaches in the middle of summer from a farmer’s market or one of those roadside setups, DO IT. They are never as good as they are right now. I’m eating one cut up with some whipped cream as I type this. It’s heavenly.

  1129. I NEED my Maybelline Full n Soft mascara. It makes me look fresh and awake even when I’m not.

  1130. Wow.
    This blog.
    Popsicle molds, great for the kid, and when we feel like it, great for making alcoholic Popsicles.
    Coconut oil, instead of lotion. I’ve always had super itchy skin and that’s disappeared since using coconut oil.
    The art section of Pinterest. It’s wonderful and devastating and I’m in love with it.

  1131. Audiobooks, and lots of them, the good ones over and over again (The Thirteenth Tale & Dirty Job, I’m looking at you here…) I too have the Audible subscription and get a book every month for $15, and because I like them LOOONNNGGG (GofT, Outlander, Stephen King) I’m regularly getting a $40+ book for more than 1/2 off. I cannot live through chores or exercise without my tiny iPod reading to me. But with it, and especially Neil Gaiman’s voice, I actually enjoy laundry, dishes, long drives in SoCal traffic…I’m not sure I’d be sane without it.

  1132. Coconut oil. It’s dirt cheap and it makes your skin look soft, supple and healthy. It also heals those chronic dry patches. Plus, it makes you smell like a macaroon. I give thanks for it every single night when I put it on my aging face.

    P.G. Wodehouse. Haven’t read his Bertie & Jeeves series? You should. This man was a gift sent from the literary gods.

  1133. I’m sure you have already read some of his stuff, since he wrote a book with Neil Gaiman, but I love Terry Pratchett. He’s amazing.

  1135. Kiehl’s midnight recovery concentrate! It’s kinda pricey but the little bottle lasts forever (I’ve had the same bottle for over a year) and it really brightens up my skin

  1136. First thing that came to mind for me was the little drops/packets by Crystal Light. They get me drinking more water which is important, but along the way I have found a few other benefits. I keep the little packets in my purse and lunchbox. There is an energy version, you get a whole box for the price of one Rockstar. The new drops version have some great flavors as well, Peach Bellini drops in a vodka soda water, you have a fabulous lower calorie cocktail!

  1137. 1. My cat. I know this is supposed to be about things other people could have, and you can have all the other cats you want, but Louie is staying with me. He came along exactly when I needed someone to love me unconditionally and not say mean things or have expectations I couldn’t meet. He gave me a sorely-needed laugh yesterday when he stretched in his sleep and fell backwards off my bed, and his best feature is that he can hear a bag of cheddar cheese rice cakes being opened from anywhere in the house.
    2. Josie Maran argan oil. Having cystic acne totally sucks, and argan oil is the only moisturizer that doesn’t clog my pores and cause more problems. It only seems expensive until you realize that an ounce or two will last you up to a year.
    3. Netflix on my phone. We can’t afford cable or a Roku or anything like that right now, and I’m depressed and in bed most days right now, and it really helps to be able to watch a Breaking Bad marathon while I do that.
    4. Xanax. That’s right, I said it.

  1138. I also cannot live without Doctor Who.

    Trader Joe’s cleaning spray – the green stuff. It smells fantastic and it works wonders.

    Kosher salt. It’s the only thing that will clean the goop off my cast iron pans and it’s cheap as chips.

    Deva Curl shampoo and conditioner. It’s a little pricey – $12 for a 16 oz bottle of each – but it’s the only thing that keeps my hair from looking like I’ve just stuck my finger in a light socket, so I suck it up and buy it. Fortunately, it lasts a very long time.

    And finally, chocolate. Dark chocolate. I don’t need much, just a little square every now and then. It keeps some of the demons at bay. Most of the time.

  1139. I was / am addicted to Oil of Oil body Mousse, but they discontinued it. Every now and then I can find it on Ebay. I freaking love that stuff.

  1140. Good sharp chef’s knife.
    Cats.
    Victoria’s Secret Incredible bra only available online.
    Bernina sewing machine
    Mundial scissors
    Linen fabric
    Mettler or Guttermann thread

    I’m sure you can’t tell that I’m a seamstress.

  1141. Fun duct tape. Rip a book? Duct tape. Hole in your screen? Duct tape. Screaming kid? Come on people, you don’t think I was going to say ‘duct tape’, do you? Plus designs make it slightly less ghetto. S now I have FANCY holes in my window screens. You’re welcome neighbors.

  1142. A Tempur-Pedic Swedish Neck Pillow and Advil PM have changed my life. I no longer blog becauase I’m no longer awake at 3AM, but life is full of trade-offs.

  1143. People who can’t easily get out of bed at times (but lack minions) might benefit from a radiofrequency remotely controlled electrical outlet (search Amazon for RF light switch). I have a floor lamp plugged into mine, and the bedside remote prevents me from having to sleep with the light on (or leave it on unnecessarily all day) when getting up isn’t possible. Anything that plugs into a standard U.S. outlet can be controlled this way (window fans are other good candidates, especially if they are positioned where they are hard to reach). At times when getting out of bed seems (or truly is) impossible or unsafe, it’s good to control something, even if it’s only the lamp.

  1144. My microplane. I had no idea how frigging useful something like this could be until one showed up in my Christmas stocking. It sat in the drawer forever because to be truthful, I had no clue what it was or how to use it. Once I started experimenting with it, my live was forever changed. This thing makes chocolate, garlic, ginger, parmesan cheese, and even foot calluses my bitch. Probably I should get a separate one for the foot calluses. What my family doesn’t know…

  1145. Flight of the Conchords. They have been getting me through some tough times right now.

  1146. Dasani water drops. I know, dumb… but I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT THEM. My water bottle is my crutch, it goes absolutely everywhere with me. And without drops, it’s just water.

    Also, my lip chap. Which I can’t find the lid for. So it sits in my purse in a ziploc bag. No judgies.

  1147. Because of my age (57, SHUT UP!) and what I do for a living (photoshop Monkey) I was getting carpal elbow or shoulder or something from all the mousing. SO I bought a Wacom Intous tablet http://www.amazon.com/Wacom-Intuos5-Medium-Tablet-PTH650/dp/B0076HMDSC/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1374513272&sr=8-2&keywords=wacom
    and pen. My shoulder and neck are no longer a ruin. Even the little Wacom Bamboo
    http://www.amazon.com/Wacom-Bamboo-Splash-Tablet-CTL471/dp/B0089VGPII/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374513272&sr=8-1&keywords=wacom
    is great and my daughter uses it to digital art all over the place.

  1148. The external hard drive for the dvr. I love watching what I want , when I want, without worrying about running out of space.
    A leather Lazy boy recliner. Helps my Sciatica, I can fall asleep in it so easily and dog and cat hat don’t get stuck to the leather.

  1149. Netflix. We haven’t had tv channels for years, and were perfectly content to watch dvds, but now we have Netflix and I’m pretty sure I would cry if you took it away.

  1151. This scene gets me through those moments when I just don’t care any more. When I’m feeling jaded, overwhelmed and the world seems to have all the joy sucked out of it and just sucked out of it and it just sucks.

    I watch this clip and it never fails to make me smile and laugh.

  1152. Thank you for introducing me to Allie Brosh…her description of the onset of depression was spot on.

  1155. Can’t live without cocnut oil, I use cold pressed organic that I buy at super suppliments for under $10. I use it on my hair, skin, food, and hubby uses it for his eczema (works amazing, it was there for a year and is now gone completely). I also feel like I cant live without my happy light (I live in WA so light therapy is pretty much needed year round) got it at walmart.com for cheap and it really does make me feel less sad especially in the winter. Lastly, my xanax (and the dr that prescribes it for me because he knows I cant live without it) because sometimes NOTHING ELSE helps with my horrible anxiety.

  1156. Can’t live without …. books by Sherman Alexie. When I was a stranded Eastern Washington (dry, desert, rural) kid living in Washington D.C., I picked up Reservation Blues and my life was never the same. Seen him speak three times now, and the talks have me crying and laughing, sometimes at the same time — rather like your book!

  1157. Dog kisses. And Ben Folds and Regina Spektor. And Shuffle on Pandora- which lets you listen to old music you already love and gradually introduces you to new music you’ll love. Also, blogs like this and Hyperbole and a Half that remind me that there are other people out there with terrible mental illness and they’re all still functioning-at least most of the time.

  1159. Onion goggles. I used to avoid cooking because I would cry like a baby whenever I had to cut onions – and what recipe doesn’t have onions??

  1160. My Keurig. I thought my mother-in-law was crrrrrraaaaaazy for buying me one but now I love it! And to go along with it, the reusable fill it yourself cup to go in the machine so you aren’t spending 6857445647 dollars a year on K-cups.:)
    My Ergo backpack. It has lasted me through 3 children and I don’t know how mommies got anything done before these were invented.
    Young Living’s Essential Oil ‘Peace and Calming’, and Bach Rescue Remedy. They are the only over the counter things I have found to control my panic attacks.

  1161. Stoli Orange vodka — mixed with sweetened iced tea (i.e. Nestea, not Southern-style sweet tea), it makes all bad days more bearable

    In addition to Dr. Who, The Newsroom and Sherlock have the power to consistently restore my faith in humanity.

    Coffeemate creamer — My favorites are Peppermint Mocha and the Girl Scout cookie flavors. This is the only thing to look forward to in the morning if you’re someone who hates mornings.

    Oldies music– These songs remind me of dancing in the kitchen when doing the dishes with my father as a child . Or it can remind me of a timeless movie (like Hot Shots!). Or what I imagined falling in love would feel like.

    Books — I know it’s tree murder, but I cannot help liking having real books rather than e-books. Looking at them on my shelf, holding them in my lap, the smell of the paper… you can’t replace that.

  1162. A few years ago we took a family trip to DisneyWorld, and I used the lotion that they had in the room. I loved the smell, and I had to find out what company made it and where I could buy it. Turns out it’s made by H2O, and I’ve been consistently finding it at TJMaxx. (So it’s a bargain…I guess I can’t live without TJMaxx either!) Both Waterfall and Mineral Spa have the scent I’m after, and it brings back great memories of our vacation…I call it my Disney lotion!

  1163. BOOK JIGS!!! As a librarian and therefore a voracious reader (think Velociraptor level voracious..) Book Jigs are the best thing since… well, books! They keep my place and they don’t fall out easily. I’m rough on my books and normal bookmarks or paper slips fly out. I love them so much I talk our local bookstore into carrying them. Not only that – they are frickin adorable.

    http://bookjigs.com/index.php

  1165. A few things….mr. Sketch scented markers…Scentsy plug in warmer….rosemary essential oil for my migraines…a book of drawings and writings my daughters have made for me….and atomic fireballs.

  1166. I discovered Spotify about a year ago. It’s a music app for your mobile device or on your computer. It is similar to Pandora, but you can create your own playlists and there are very few artists I haven’t been able to find. You cannot download the songs, but you can stream all you want. I believe it is free on a computer, and 9.99 plux taxes for mobile devices. I listen to this ALL the time.

  1167. Yogi Raspberry Passion Perfect Energy tea. Healthy alternative to Red Bull first thing in the morning.

  1168. “Joy” tea from Tazo. It is only sold during the Christmas season so I have to hoard it. Something about it soothes me when anxiety is clawing at my soul and heals me when my soul shatters. It is the only “me” thing I can afford on my limited budget.

  1169. Baby carriers. 4 homeschooled kids and 4 jobs means without something to strap the baby to my body I’d completely lose my mind and get nothing done.
    Audiobooks. Living in the middle of nowhere means lots of driving time. 4 homeschooled kids and 4 jobs means no time to sit down and read a book unless I’m in the WC (and then they’re banging on the door and calling me…or worse yet, they’re quiet).
    Heated leather car seats. I didn’t know the back warmed up too; it’s like a built-in heating pad for a sore lower back.
    A time turner. Could someone find me one so I can sleep occasionally?

  1171. I just wanted to say that finding/reading Allie Brosh’s blog today from your blog was very apropos… today is probably the lowest day I’ve had in a very long time, where i am so tired of finding silver linings in all the crap that’s happened to me (yes TO me… out of my control, for all you “change it yourself” folks) in the last week… just good to know I’m not the only one who feels that way (the people with the cliche platitudes… STOP! I know you mean well, but… no…)…
    Anyway… the thing I can’t live without is my TiVo… contributes to anti-socialness at times HA but i have just about every show ever made at my fingertips… and the little logo guy is just so danged cute!
    Oh… and pizza and feta cheese… what is a world without feta cheese?! Not one i want to live in!! (and it can even go on said pizza!)

  1172. One thing I love:
    1 – The Nutri-Bullet food extractor (I’m not a distributor and they don’t do that anyway and I get no $ for saying how much I love them). Have been drinking green smoothies most every morning using the Nutri-Bullet (EXTREMELY easy to use/clean) for ten months and just don’t want to eat crap anymore (excluding occasionally). It nourishes me so much I don’t have cravings. Eating crap (processed foods, cheap restaurant food, carbs, GMO, sugar, etc) used to be a habit. No more! And I’ve lost 25 lbs. and look and feel younger. Costs around $120.

    Thanks for your list Jenny!!!! Very interesting things to explore.

  1174. Pistachios – Just damned tasty.

    G2 Pens – I’ve been using these pens since college and I can’t fathom not having them.

    Furminator – With this I’ve been able to cut down on the hairballs and cat hair tumbleweeds that both used to appear frequently in my house. The two cats seem happier too!

    Star Trek: The Next Generation and Voyager – Those aren’t exactly cheap to own, but they’re on Netflix and wonderful. Many hours of my adolescence was spent watching these two shows and I think that’s where my fascination with space and science came from.

  1175. – My TARDIS coffee cup. OMG Mornings are SOOO much better because of this mug.
    – Kid Robot’s 2013 line up of Dunny vinyl toys. They’re Sideshow themed and every time I get a new one I squeal with childlike delight.
    – Hemp lip gloss. Because I’m a dirty hippie (ok, not really. I fucking love baths.) and the color is great and long wearing without being waxy and tasting weird.
    – Adventure Time
    – Doctor Who Reruns
    – Paper Mate PhD pens. Because they’re inexpensive, yet heavy and fancy looking and write amazingly and I’m a giant stationary nerd.

  1177. My iPhone. It allows me to read your blog, which is another thing I can’t live without. Also, Cake Wrecks (www.cakewrecks.com). If I’m having a crap day, I can count on either you or Jen (or both) to crack me up.

  1178. Here are a few:

    1. M ‘n’ Ms. The regular plain chocolate kind. They make me smile every time.

    2. My cast iron skillet. How is it that something so simple can do pretty much everything? I recently lived without one until this past year and I’m not sure how I was able to manage without it.

    3. A Farewell to Arms by Hemingway. I can read that book over and over and not get tired of it. (Of course, there’s your book, too! I got a signed copy when you were in Charlotte for all of my friends. It’s a gift that keeps on giving!)

  1179. Agreed on Dr. Who. We’re watching it starting with the 9th doctor with my 6 year old son, and he wants to be the Doctor for Halloween. I feel like this is one of the few parenting wins we can put on our list. Also, I love pretty notebooks. At any given time, I have at least three in my purse for various list-making. I especially love these:
    http://www.amazon.com/Moleskine-Classic-Cover-Ruled-Notebook/dp/8862938446/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1374513727&sr=8-6&keywords=moleskine+extra+small

  1180. Where to start…feeling a little wibly wobly right now so, yeah, can’t do without my Doctor Who!

    Other must have/how did I love without/will eat rice for a year to purchase:
    *Seche Vite dry fast top coat (best top coat ever…nails dry faster and look as if I had a professional manicure)
    *Beauty Secrets Sugar Scrub (leaves my hands satiny and smells like pink grapefruit!)
    *Ellipses, dashes, and parenthesis…can’t write a thing without them!
    *Narrow ruled notepads (sadly these are getting much harder to find)
    *A freshly sharpened hard wood pencil (I even carry a pencil sharpener in my purse!)
    *Porous point pens (sharpie recently made them popular, but they’ve been an addiction of mine for almost 20 years)
    *High thread count sheets and an amazing pillow
    *My husband and my pooch and kitty…they all fill me with love and laughter!
    *Champagne…turns any moment into a celebration!

  1181. CALM magnesium supplement, because I have horrid insomnia and I’m allergic to melatonin. Yeah, I didn’t know that was possible either, but it is. CALM helps me sleep and it doesn’t leave me with that Benadryl hangover.

    Bi Yan Pian, because my life is chock full of allergies. This is a Chinese herbal supplement for nasal congestion. No more stares at my acne from the pharmacist trying to decide if it’s a meth problem (Hello! I’m way too chubby for that.) when I constantly buy Sudafed. Also eliminated the need for Mucinex and Afrin. My liver probably loves it too, but I can’t ask it personally.

  1182. Clark’s flipflops (perfectly comfy on first wear and somehow both sturdy and cute)
    Big giant meaty books (preferably a series of ’em) like Diana Gabaldon’s “Outlander” series or–of course–George R.R. Martin’s “A Song of Ice and Fire”
    Shampoo/conditioner with argan oil (Organix is good, but I’m sure there are other fantastic ones)

  1184. Thinkgeek – love that site
    Steampunk art – makes me smile
    The Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson – it was my favorite book until yours took its place
    My hubby & my dogs
    World of Warcraft (old ladies can play too!)
    Kiehl’s working hands lotion (amazing stuff, makes my hands look 10 years younger with a tiny dollop)

  1185. Earth Therapuetics makes really good heating packs. Having one around my neck and curling up with a cup of tea and a good book is one of my favorite methods to relax.

  1186. Can’t live without…my electric blanket. WHen I’m having a rough day no matter the temp I curl up with my iBook and my electric blanket and sip some Milo’s Southern Tea….

  1187. AC, indoor plumbing, and a really good bra.
    My I-pad-I am a voracious reader, and life has gotten easier reading on it.
    Cook-books.
    Mexican Food.

  1188. Earth Therapeutics makes really good heating packs. Having one around my neck and curling up with a cup of tea and a good book is one of my favorite methods to relax.

  1189. Sharpies. They’re like little $.99 vials of rainbow-y goodness. That I can’t resist. In fact, school/office supplies in general just make me very happy.

  1190. I love the book She’s Come Undone by Wally Lamb. It is the only book of his that I have read, that sister book looks wayyyy tooo long to keep my attention. I have read this book a hundred times. I have lended it out to 2 people, both sister in laws, and never got them back. So I have actually bought this book 3 times. Now I don’t let anyone borrow it,if they want to read it then they can buy it. lol. NOW my second fav book is a book called Let’s pretend this never happened. Have you heard of it? Makes me piss my pants! Thanks for all the laughs and most importantly, thanks for sharing your struggles and showing the light at the end of the tunnel. It helps so many others cope with their diseases. You rock.

  1191. Um,
    1. The Bloggess and Allie Brosh (no but seriously Im serious, to find sisters in weirdness and who also use their humor as a survival skill, the world isn’t so lonely or confusing)
    2.Valerian Root (available in the drug store isle) to sleep.
    3.Hills Bros. French Vanilla Cap mix to wake up.
    4. Aveeno lotion (because without it I mummify)
    5. This little hot pink Phillips battery operated razor thingy, because even though I like Duck Dynasty I am a girl and do not want to look like them.
    6. My blue water bottle that sits beside my bed (this is what I use at 3am to shoot my crack cats with when they decide this is the only time they can possibly run from floor to chair to bed to headboard to window, repeatedly and almost make me pee my pants thinking there is an earthquake…in Texas)
    7. Buspirone 7.5mg because I hate antidepressants and their side effects and I recently was in a bad place where breathing sounded so unflattering and this medication brought me out.
    8. Euphoria by Calvin Klein (because it smells like sexy baby powder and that’s weird and it makes me happy)
    9. Facebook, because I actually have a fan base (well they feel obligated but still…Im in denial about that part). It helps tons with my lack of social skills or a social life.
    10. mentholatum, its good for crusty feet, sinuses, lip moisturizer, and the most important use…if you have psychotic crack cats like I do and they decide to poop somewhere other than the litter box you can put mentholatum in a coffee filter and set it where they like to poop and the cat will stay away..it works for any kind of animal…even outside in say a flower bed or something. They hate the smell.

  1193. Beanitos! Mmmmmmm! They’re made out of beans so they are healthy for you…yes? http://www.beanitos.com/

    Kale chips sprinkled with dry ranch dressing mix and a basil lemondrop or anything with Hendricks Gin and St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur and muddled cucumber.

    My electric blanket and Kindle. Together.

    DHC Deep Cleansing Olive Oil

    The smell of a bonfire

    New books by Allie, Jenny, Christopher Moore, and David Sedaris

    Listening to AC/DC and Def Leppard

    Getting a new hosta or heuchera for the garden

  1195. I have only “discovered” Doctor Who about a month ago but I am obsessed! I watch it everyday trying to catch up to the present 🙂 My favorite scene has to be when Doctor 10 has the gas mask on while working with U.N.I.T and says “Are you my Mummy?” in reference to a Doctor 9 episode. I have never laughed so hard! After I saw the “Empty-Child” episode I went around for weeks annoying my 8 year old son (who loves Doctor Who now too btw!) by saying “Are you my Mummy? Mummy….Mummy”

  1196. Swiffer Wet Jet…I have a 7 year old rat terrier that has yet to be housebroken. I call her my “wee piddle monster” and Evildog. Swiffer is a miracle. And clearly, I have failed this little bundle of love…7 years?

    Love the link to What Should I Read Next! Thank you.

  1197. The Tiffany Aching books by Terry Pratchett. Yes, I realize that they are for teenagers, but they pretty much sum up the entirety of my fantasy life when I was an 11 year old girl, and that’s priceless. My dog, who was free on craigslist. And…I can’t think of any more favorite things right now, because I’m trying too hard to think of them.

  1198. I can’t live without my Cymbalta. You can’t buy it unless it’s prescribed. But, I literally can’t live without it. I wish it was free like the Suicide Hotline. Because I really think this shit could help a lot more people. And then it would put the Suicide Hotline out of business. I haven’t check with them, but I think they’d be okay with that.

  1199. Netflix – it was bought as a present for me when I broke my foot and was laid up for almost 9 months. I have rheumatoid arthritis and have days where I am unable to get out of bed. It is wonderful to be able to watch old shows, old movies, new shows and new movies.

  1200. 1. Facebook product pages! They have all these contests and giveaways that have been my primary source for make-up (Thank you Physicians Formula), Skin Care (Thank you Josie Maran and Mychelle), hair care (Thank you DailyMakeover.com and Minardi Hair products) and cool stuff like that!
    2. Netflix streaming. I would DIE, die I tell you if I didn’t have Netflix and my Roku. My Roku was the single best investment I have made in like 2 years!
    3. Community College. In my 40’s and unemployed meant I needed to find a way to get an income AND upgrade my skills. Thanks to being dirt poor I qualified for grants that paid my way through school (books, food, etc). I would have been homeless already if it weren’t for my grants.
    4. Facebooks ADHD Superhero Shiny Chicken Lair found via Stacey Turis’ amazing book on living with A.D.D.
    5. My kids. Always the greatest source of my pride in them and myself. Also, the reason I still breath rather than just toss in the towel. Epic kids (OK adults now) they are!
    6. My daughters friends as she was growing up. More epic kids that show more concern and love than my own friends and family bother to share. They just slay me, those amazing kids.
    7. Blogs such as this one. The ones that remind me that I am not the only one battling a shit storm of life, love, physical and mental issues all at one time. It doesn’t fix anything, but it often detours my mind from the original focus of darkness and doom. Kinda priceless!
    8. .99 Jack in the Box Tacos. 2 tacos for a buck. Keepin’ me fed for the better part of a year.
    9. USPS pick up service. Free pick up of Priority Mail shipments. A gawdsend when you are forced to sell your crap to survive but you drive a car that has expired tags and doesn’t run for poop in the 100+ heat!
    10. Music. Need I say more on this? I didn’t think so. <3

  1201. I LOVE my sewing machine, it wasn’t cheap, but it has given me about a gazillion hours of enjoyment. I totally love my mini sharpie markers, you can buy them in the office supply store for like $8 for a whole set. I keep them in a juice glass on the window sill in my kitchen and I love them so. Can I say I love Facebook on here? Well I just did, I love being able to keep up with people I would have never kept up with without Facebook. I also really, really love to buy an inexpensive bouquet of daisies and put them in a small vase on my bathroom windowsill. The way the light comes through that window and lights up that little vase of flowers just makes me smile. Twix bars, I love those too. I really loved your book. I paid real money for it too, I didn’t just borrow it from someone. And I truly love your blog. Thank you for sharing yourself with us. 🙂 Oh and Jenny, thank you so much because your post today made me realize that “Indie” meant independent. Truthfully I always thought it had something to do with India. For real, and yes I know that is really, really pathetic.

  1202. Hot Wheels. I have aan 8 year old son and a 5 year old daughter. These are the only battery-free things that can entertain both of them for hours. We take a bag of them everywhere. They’re also a social ice-breaker if there are other kids around. Finally, no adults are too intimidated to play with the kids if they’re playing with Hot Wheels.

    Wireless keyboards and mice. I keep rechargeable batteries around for them, but I now hat using corded peripherls.

  1204. Public libraries. Mine has a really lovely park with a walking path right next to it, so sometimes I go sit and read my new book and go for a stroll.
    Hot Huez – Brightly colored chalk compacts for when you want to change your look but not have permanently green hair–also, not sticky/tacky like colored hairsprays
    Siggi’s Skyr – It’s Iceland’s version of thick, delicious yogurt but it’s sweetened (lightly) with agave so helps me keep my sugar in check. Oh! And it’s delicious!!
    Ro’s Argan by Lush. It’s an in-shower conditioner for your skin. Smells yummy, perfect for when you don’t have time to lotion up after a quick shower/rinse-off.
    Thanks for all the tips but mostly for being you. 🙂

  1206. Homemade sugar scrub!
    Brown sugar.
    Vitamin E drops.
    Vanilla Essential Oil.
    Olive Oil.
    Fill mason jar with loosely packed brown sugar. Add 10 drops of vitamin E oil. Add 5 drops of vanilla essential oil. Fill with olive oil. Allow to absorb.
    Scrub away!

  1207. I have a really crummy memory that I like to blame on drugs because its funny, so one of the things I can’t live without are Post It Notes. I need to remember something, write it on a post it, stick it to my monitor, its the only way I can remember ANYTHING.

    I also rely on podcasts for sanity, mostly My Brother, My Brother, and Me, which is a hilarious advice podcast I think everyone ever should listen to.

    A couple years back my parents got me a Nook for my birthday. I used to be an avid reader but sort of lost the habit until they got me this thing. I’ve read more books since I got my Nook than I had in the ten years before I had it, I am SO GLAD to be an active reader again!

  1208. I never win anything, but might as well give it a shot. I cannot live without cans of campbell’s chicken noodle soup. Hungry and nothing in the house – soup. Feeling kinda icky in any way (stomach, throat, head) – soup. Power goes out – soup. It’s a lifesaver. Now, PICK ME!!!!

  1209. We can’t live without anything Beauty and the Beast related around here. Could be because I have a 2 year old, but whatever.
    And books. We love books.

  1210. I emailed you this before!
    Your blog.
    Running (some god-like entity only knows why the eff that makes me feel better)
    High-powered waterproof silver bullet for self-induced multiple orgasms.
    I have a hard time falling asleep and discovered a few sleep apps that have made all the difference: Pzizz and Sleep Machine. Revolutionized my sleep.

  1211. Ashwaghanda- an ayurvedic herb that is known as an adaptogen. It gives you energy when you’re tired while at the same time calming you down. That and making sure I get enough vitamins (especially b6 and b12) and essential fatty acids.

  1212. My top 3 Favorite Things:

    Burt’s Bee Beeswax Lip Balm
    George the Garden Gnome Statue
    My Dyson Sweeper

    When I was homeless, I would visit storage often and have conversations with George asking if he remembered our yard we once had and if he ever thought we would have another one. I would also reminisce with my sweeper about all the good times we had sweeping the floors in our home and hoped we could do it again one day. My lip balm however was always with me. I never go anywhere without it.

  1215. I am absolutely addicted to Maybelline’s Baby Lips. It’s a gloss that comes in various flavors and tints, and only costs a few dollars. I couldn’t tell you what’s in it, but it’s the best thing I’ve ever put on my lips (apologies to my hubby). It REALLY hydrates, is smooth, and lasts a long time. It’s pretty and shiny, and never gets that sticky feel that some glosses have. It is an absolute MUST HAVE for me, and I am constantly buying it for my friends and family members… even my husband is hooked (even more apologies to my hubby)!

  1216. Oh and the smell of the library. I really love that smell. I go in there and just sniff before I even go to look for books. I know I look like a freak. But it’s free!

  1217. I grew up with bath sheets rather than towels because my mom returned the crystal bowls she got as wedding gifts so she could buy really nice, large towels.

  1218. My Kindle is my savior these days. I was an outspoken opponent to leaving ‘real books’ and moving into technology. I loved browsing book stores, love the smell and feel of books. Then, the Kindle went on sale and I bit. SO glad I did. I actually went into mourning when my Kindle took a high dive off a dock into a lake. But thankfully, dry white rice saved the day and my sanity. I am now NEVER without a book. EVER. I have Kindle app on my phone, my laptop and now have two Kindles. And that saves my sanity because I can shut out all the crap going on around me and disappear into a world where everyone has an HEA.

  1219. Dr. Who – We started watching him on Netflix and now my husband is trying to buy all of the dvds – of course with that extensive of a collection it is slow going. Just watching him seems to relax me.

    Fishing – this is a recent discovery. But I find nothing seems to relax me and clear my head better than spending a few hours on the rivers fishing. Living on the confluence of two great rivers I have a multitude of places that I can go all within a 1/2 hour of home. This of course gets spendy when we keep loosing our lures to snags on branches or rocks but it is worth it for as revitalized as I feel.

  1220. Oprah knew she had “made it” when she could afford a set of bath sheets too. True story.

  1221. – My Nikon SLR camera with my new zoom lens.

    – Waterproof eyebrow corrector (mine is Aqua Brow). I have very little eyebrows left (probably thyroid-related), and I look sooo weird without eyebrows. This lets me have eyebrows and even swim, take a shower, etc.

    – “This American Life,” “StoryCorp,” “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” and Radiolab. OK, all of NPR, for that matter.

    – Stacey’s Simply Naked Pita chips with sea salt. OMG. With garlic hummus. Double OMG.

  1222. My kitchen aid stand mixer… You’ll never mix the same again. Mine is the 1960 stock green color… But it still works. I will cry if it ever goes out!

  1223. Books and music

    Books provide the best escape ever, and there’s a song for every feeling or thought I’ve ever had.

  1224. My wonderful doctor and a compounded medication (meaning it has to be mixed up especially to order by hand by a licensed pharmacist, and can only be gotten at a Compounding Pharmacy.) I experienced chest pains for several years, got the whole cardiac work-up, which turned out fine, so I was diagnosed and treated for anxiety attacks. Long story short, during yet another trip to the ER because I thought I was having a heart attack, a doctor finally suspected something I’d never heard of–esophageal spasms. (Google: Can esophageal spasms feel like a heart attack? It’s all right there. Pages and pages.) After the appropriate tests and “failed” surgery, I was given this elixir that is officially known as the “Green Cocktail.” Costs $100 a bottle, which lasts about a month, and isn’t covered by insurance but it worth every penny. The ingredients include Lidocaine (yes, I swallow LIDOCAINE), and Donatella (famously used as a poison in court intrigues in the 16th and 17th centuries.) And some other stuff is in it, but I don’t care what. I’m thankful for my has-nothing-to-do-with alcohol (which would be a lot more fun) GREEN COCKTAIL.

  1227. Top 10, not in any order, are:

    1) non-cheapo flip flops. 2) iPhone. 3) shamanic journeying. 4) sex. 5) contact lenses. 6) velvet…I have an 18″ wide by 4′ long strip and just touching it always makes me melt in the best way. 7) Kung Fu Panda. 8) consignment and thrift stores that sell jeans that FIT me for less than $20. 9) coconut bliss ice cream. 10) sonic toothbrush with flossing head.

  1228. Those new bags of frozen drinks that they sell everywhere now – grocery store, drug store, Target, EVERYWHERE. Freakin’ awesome. They are cheap and you stick them in your freezer and you come home from work and you can sit on your porch and feel like you’ve been transported on some great vacation somewhere. I’m LOVING the Blue Raspberry Lemonade flavored one. It’s like a fun slush puppy for grown ups. Or at least old people – I’m not really grown up…

  1229. Garnier Skin Renew Anti-Dark Circle Eye Roller. I finally don’t look exhausted!
    Also, Doctor Who and Reasons My Son Is Crying. 🙂

  1230. There are things I NEED like the internet, Diet Coke, Bounty Paper Towels, Motrin, Rum or Vodka, air conditioning…

    But then there are things I just love a lot…

    like this bottle brush,
    http://www.amazon.com/Munchkin-Deluxe-Bottle-Brush-Colors/dp/B000E89BNU/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1374512228&sr=8-8&keywords=bottle+brush

    My flag in my living room because my old high school crush flew it over Afghanistan and bombed people in my honor, whether you agree with the war or not, you can’t just go buy that flag. It was my high school crush. He still is humpably hot, especially in a flight suit.

    The bonsai tree my daughter decided to buy instead of a toy. Something about it looks peaceful. It hasn’t died yet, and that gives me hope.

    Speculoos Cookie Butter. A spoonful hits the spot every time.
    http://www.amazon.com/Trader-Joes-Speculoos-Cookie-Butter/dp/B006KK4GUO

    Michael Jackson’s Thriller Album. Especially while driving. You can’t get road rage singing, “Just Beat it,” with face expressions and lip curl and all.

    Foot rubs. I make my husband rub my feet. Almost daily sometimes. It’s in the fine print of the marital contract if you look under “shit your wife never warned you about.”

    My pet fish, Fishy. He is fun to talk to and dance with. He has the moves like Jagger. Just be careful, he’s kind of a sociopath.

    Your blog. It ranks up there with sex, moonshine, and full body massages, but better than sex because you don’t get in trouble for laughing.

    Now there’s also things i could live without, like DVD players and Roku that require the remote to make it work, like who doesn’t lose the remote control? Washing machines that lock and won’t let you start from the middle of a cycle. Things like that. Stuff designed by people for the household who never had to do a lick of housework or child raising whatsoever (or were really bad at it).

  1231. Christopher Moore is the funniest author out there (http://www.chrismoore.com). I can’t live without his books or his FB page of awesome non-sequiters (seriously, meerkat pizza delivery should be a syndicated show by now… or at least a web series..)… and he’s so super nice, he ever gave me a huge list of pointers for our trip to Paris (his last book was set there). I suggest starting with A Dirty Job or the Bloodsucking Fiends trilogy, but Lamb is a life changer, and Fool will have you never looking at Shakespeare the same again.

    Also Eddie Izzard. Seriously adore that man on so many levels. Funny as hell, then he does amazing things like running 43 marathons in a row for charity. For standup, Dress to Kill is the usual gateway drug, but I think Glorious is right up there too. His biopic Believe and his recent BBC show Meet the Izzards both make me love him just a bit more too.

  1233. A little over two years ago we had a bad storm that we later found out was a tornado. In addition to the uprooted trees, a transformer was knocked out. We were without electricity for 3 1/2 days. It really didn’t bother me that much. It simply reinforced what I already knew. Give me a good book and a cat purring in my lap and I will be happy as a clam. And probably kinda smelly cause I am not really fond of cold showers in the dark.

  1234. My Kindle and my local library. Free books are a necessary thing when you read as much as I do. Plus I’ve come across many excellent authors that I would never have tried if I didn’t get the free books.

    And an HDMI cord. We no longer have cable and being able to connect my laptop to my bedroom tv has saved my sanity many times when I can’t handle the cartoons on the family room tv that the kids are watching on Netflix.

    Oh and Netflix. $8.99 a month is so much more affordable than cable.

  1235. Things I can’t live without:

    Sara Hickman- A fabulous musician from Austin that I’ve been following for 20+ years. When she comes to Houston, she usually plays at the Mucky Duck. She always sees me in the audience and says “Hey, it’s YOU!” Her songs have gotten me through hard times, as well as not-so-hard times. She’s awesome.

    Cherry Chapstick- I have a tube at all my “stations” in the house(bedside, kitchen, desk, recliner) as well as in my purse and in the console of my car.

    Yankee Candles- I buy them 4 at a time, by season, in scents that “go” together. I’m a little OCD about home fragrance.

    My paperback copy of Gone With the Wind- I read it every couple of years and identify with a different character each time. I’ve grown up, and down, with it.

    My hammock- I wish I could use it more. It takes me 10 minutes to get in it, but once I’m there, I’m good. The problem is that Houston weather only allows a few days a year to really enjoy it. Also, I can’t put a small table next to it, without knocking it over, to put my drink on!

    Jameson Irish Whiskey- I just recently discovered that I really like whiskey and club soda. Really. A lot.

  1236. I also can’t live without flip flops. I do not have them in EVERY color. I need them in every color. Even though my son calls them poo shoes because of some stupid article he read about flip flops picking up a lot of fecal matter.

  1237. Bare Minerals Moxie lip gloss in Rebel. It is really sheer, makes your lips tingle with mint and is usually the only makeup-related product I wear.

  1238. Trader Joe’s Salt & Pepper potato chips will instantly fix damn near anything that is wrong with my day. They are magical.

    Also, my mandoline. Saves so much time.

    Essentially, I adore anything I can eat or anything that makes it easier to make something I can eat.

  1239. I can’t live without my Crocs. Yes, I’m quite aware they suffer in the style department. But, OH MY GOD, it’s so nice to not have back or leg pain anymore. I was forced to purchase a pair because of culinary school (by ‘forced’, I mean ‘too poor to buy Danskos’), and now I have several pairs in fun colors. I have sacrificed style for a pain-free back. Plus, jibbitz! http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_3?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=jibbitz&sprefix=jib%2Caps%2C307

    Are you super certainly sure I couldn’t purchase my own Neil Gaiman with the gift card?? I’d promise to water and feed him. 🙁

  1240. Books… ebooks, paperbacks or hardcovers…. just books
    Baileys and hot cocoa
    yarn
    my camera

  1241. Burt’s Bees Pomegranate Lip Balm — All natural, lightweight, no funky taste, and puts just a little bit of color on my lips. I have one of these in every purse, by my nightstand, in my car, and so on.

    Burt’s Bees Facial Towelettes with White Tea — Ok so I have a Burt’s Bees problem. But it’s not a problem. The company is from my hometown and I’ve loved supporting them. Of course they were just bought by some huge corporation, but whatevs. I am a LAZY s.o.b. and never wash my face at night. These are awesome, refreshing, smell nice, and leave my skin taught.

    My Quo Vadis blue leather weekly planner — If I couldn’t organize my thoughts and responsibilities I would probably just get in bed and stay there. Forever.

    Lemon seltzer water — I have a baaaaad sweet tooth, and it was hell giving up soda when I realized just how much weight I had gained in grad school. Turns out, a lot of my addiction to soda was the fizz.

    Earrings and scarves — I don’t leave the house without them. Like, ever. It can be 90 degrees out…and I’ll have scarf around my neck. I keep a spare of each in my car in case I’m rushed and forgot. They make me feel…finished. Weird?

  1242. I’m with others in my love of public libraries. Our local library wins national awards and it is fantastic. But I’ve found a lot of joy in libraries that aren’t award winners. I love picking a random (however random my brain can actually be) aisle and forcing myself to pick and read a book from it.

    I also love my hammock chair that hangs from our back porch ceiling 3 seasons of the year. Just as comfortable and relaxing to me as a hammock but I don’t feel like I’m being lazy when I’m in it (as I do when in a hammock).

  1244. Books. All books. Any books. But especially children’s books. I could live happily in a children’s bookstore.

    On a particularly stressful day, crayons and a colouring book – wax crayons smell peaceful, like rainy days in preschool.

    Finally, really good coffee. I mean, really good. From baristas who know my name.

  1245. Gold Peak Tea: unsweetened please, not diet…there’s a difference.

    Books: I read all the time.

    polarized sunglasses

    My sweet Boston Terrier Ozzy.

  1246. I would say my knitting loom (yes I’m a huge nerd and also apparently to lazy to learn to “real” knit, but it makes me very happy). Pinterest-gives me the feeling of doing lots of shoppig, without spending any sort of money. My iPhone. Oh my sweet sweet iPhone. Lets pretend this never happened by my favorite blogges. Any and every toy that my children will play with for more than two minutes. The office, dr who, and torchwood on Netflix

  1247. Strawberry tea bags for my iced tea
    Trader Joe’s Lattemiele cookies
    Regretsy, Hyperbole and A Half, The Oatmeal
    and this may sound silly, but Lisa Frank coloring books and a giant package of markers can make most days a little better for me.

  1248. Top things:
    1. The Bloggess – seriously, not just blowing smoke up your ass, this blog has saved NUMEROUS days from going completely south.
    2. Twitter, for the mere distraction and occasional brilliance
    3. Dogs, the YouTube video of the Ultimate Dog Tease in particular, look it up if you haven’t
    4. Wine. Not free, but delicious.

  1249. The Back Nobber! Weird name for a very cool invention that allows you to relieve tension in your neck amd back. You can find it on Amazon too! I also can’t live without the Neuro Sleep. There is something that makes it work much better than melatonin pills.

  1250. Coconut oil! I discovered it trying to find something to get rid of my keratosis pilaris (aka “chicken skin” – who’s jealous???) and it worked like a charm. I use it all over now. It absorbs very quickly and isn’t too greasy. You can also use it on your hair and cook with it!

  1251. ? Comedian: Eddie Izzard.

    ? Authors: Jennifer Crusie, Lee Child

    ? Shopping: Marshall’s, TJ Maxx, Ross Dress for Less — Hate mall shopping, love the deals.

    ? My Chromebook. I use is as an e-reader too. Love!

    ? Virgin Mobile. $35 for 300 minutes + unlimited text & data — I recentlty switched, love it AND I am saving over $100 a month!!

    ? Take 5 candy bars — Yum!

    ? My dog Bobbi. I adopted her 4 months ago today and she is my heart. You can see pictures of her here: http://krwebb.tumblr.com/

    ? Following all of the corgis on tumblr. They are the cutest, sweetest, happiest dogs and spending a little (er, a lot) of time every day looking at their cute pictures brightens my day.

    ? Abilify. My psychiatrist recently added this to my Effexor (also a biggie) and my life has been transformed!

    ? Facebook, cause it lets me know whenever there is a new bloggess post! (Plus it is wonderful on birthdays ?)

    ? Salmon. Love it. Eat every chance I get.

    ? All of the Avenger-related movies, Sherlock (Robert Downey Jr.), Sherlock (Benedict Cumberbatch), science fiction movies, The Big Bang Theory (cause it makes me laugh every time I watch it!)

    ? Aerosole flip-flops — so comfortable! (Got them at Marshall’s)

    ? Ice water. Love it. Drink it all day long.

    ? Getting my lashes and brows tinted. I am a fair skinned redhead with sensitive skin. Hate wearing makeup. This is awesome!

    ? The refuge. A tiny, rebellious community that takes everyone it. It feeds my soul. http://www.therefugeonline.org/

    ? And, last but not least, The Bloggess for making a home for all of us misfit toys!

  1252. Turner Classic Movies. All the good things are here, even the bad ones. I’ll leave it on all day if I’m puttering around the house, though I invariably find myself sitting down, enthralled, at some point.

    Also love all the free audiobooks of classics out there. Some are read well, some not so well, but overall it’s simply lovely to have someone tell you a story.

  1254. OH MY GOD WE ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER. Please, when you have your incredibly kickass bathroom party with Regina Spektor and Amanda Palmer, invite the SHIT out of me. Maybe the combined awesomeness of us all will convince Matt Smith to drop by.

  1255. Can’t wait for Ms Brosh’s Book! So glad she seems to be doing better.

    I would also suggest “Beautifully Unique Sparkleponies: On Myths, Morons, Free Speech, Football, and Assorted Absurdities” by Chris Kluwe, marriage equality activist, video game lover, dad and professional football punter. He’s pretty funny and more than a bit bent.

    Also, can’t echo the Doctor Who sentiment enough. I’m up to date on the series BUT have been rewatching it with my boys. I feel like I might have addicted them to Brits and phone booths. My youngest was running around with a steampunk locket the other day which he got for his birthday, pretending he was the Doctor and the locket had his Time Lord Memories in it.

    Love me some Firefly as well.
    And Scotch.

  1256. My biggest savior this year has been my iPad. I know, I know it is neither inexpensive or practical however it has SAVED my sanity! I also struggle with depression and this device that I bought “for the whole family” for Christmas almost never leaves my side. I mean sure, I downloaded some of the kiddie apps for the 11 and 4 year old but I am always reluctant to let it out of my hands. I take it everywhere. I even bought a fancy pants cover that comes with a bluetooth keyboard so I dont have to fight with auto correct and it’s disgusting interpretations of what it THINKS I am trying to say.

    So just to throw in a cheaper product I also recently found the new burts bees line GUD lotion. I love the Orange Petaloosa the most and slather it on after EVERY shower otherwise I am itchy and annoyed with my dry skin…especially my butt…people don’t like to watch a woman scratch her ass. http://www.gudhappens.com It may be hard to find but they do sell online. What is funny is I found mine at my local ACE Hardware! Everytime I colse to empty I am all…need anything at the hardware store…I need more lotion. LOL

    I also read a lot so if you need a series, The Outlander by Diana Gabaldon is a series worth spening a couple months falling in love wih. I have read it 3 times now and intend to start on my 4th since her newest book is due out this fall. And before you ask, no she didn’t pay me to promote her work. I was actually turned off by the description so I will leave it out but TRUST ME…few entire series are worth re-reading 4 times and her books are not only well written they are accurate. It takes her 3 years to just write ONE and every book is over 800 pages with tiny text. I got my mom to read them and she screamed …she stopped it THERE???? When is her next book due out? I said…um a year and a half? and she was pissed at me for days…haha. Her first books are easiest to find but anyone who knows her works scoops up and hoards the others for their personal library coveting them for their next read.

    I have also been inspired by David Sedaris but on a different level. He makes me want to write…and have I got some stories to tell. All of his work is autobiographical, much like your writing has a humorus base. I write best when inspired and reminded that HEY I had some crazy shit happen to ME TOO! Always gets the creative juices flowing.

    Wishing everyone good luck, because even though I secretly hope I am the winner, I truly think this is my favorite blog out there (my second favorite is http://www.themilitantbaker.com/) and each and every one of us deserves an equal opportunity to share our awesome discoveries with each other. So for that THANKS!

  1258. Oh! And how could I forget:

    My MOST favorite thing right now is my mountain bike (no special brand) and the used Burley my husband retrofitted to become a kick-ass trailer for hauling just about anything. We only have 1 car, so the days I work from home, I bike everywhere in town…the grocery store, the kids’ schools/camps, the movie theater, etc.

    For the amount of money we spent on my bike (very little, several years ago) and the Burley (used, maybe $50?), I have gotten an insane amount of use out of them both.

    Oh, and Craigslist and/or eBay for used items. Love buying used!

  1259. Nerdy t shirts! Anything that could be considered inside. I love to find my tribe by who comments on them.

  1260. Palmers Cocoa Buttter Lotion. Cheap, moisturizes nice and smells a little like vanilla pudding. It’s my go to lotion for the past 13 years.

  1261. YOU, Jenny Lawson…YOU are what I discovered and now cannot live without. (And I don’t mean that in a stalker-y way.) As a mom with a rare chronic illness and an anxiety disorder who recently found out her 8-year-old daughter suffers from the same anxiety disorder and is at extremely high risk for depression, your blog is giving me the strength I need to help my daughter understand that “depression lies.” She has a great therapist, thank God, but as she gets older we’ll need every possible tool to keep her out of that dark place. Your blog is brilliant, hilarious, inspiring, and a terrific companion to my insanity. So, thank you.

  1262. Books! And wine! And chocolate! Oh, and a good bathtub. Nightly soaks in a hot tub really help my fibromyalgia. For years I had a crappy tub. Too shallow,too short. Never again, my friends, never again.

    Also? I just started watching Doctor Who. Love it! My husband mocks me for it. Next time, I’m just going to tell him he’s not cool or smart enough to understand it. Take that!

  1263. The little things…so many I take them for granted (why is that not one word, I say it as one word!)

    Trazodone – my Dr. prescribed it when she thought I had insomnia. It turned out to be sleep apnea but I won’t give up my trazodone. I never understood the importance of sleep until I realized I wasn’t getting any.

    My kittens – we have a Savannah and a Fold and its like having two kitten junkies in the house at the same time, only one is always done out on speed and the other is perpetually stoned. No matter how shitty a day I am having, there is nothing that they can’t fix.

    Magnum’s – I’d equate these to an orgasm on a stick. Even the name sounds sexual, like it should be on a condom.

    EBAY – it’s my safe haven for nurturing my inner frugal self…where the hell else am I going to buy brand new bed-in-a-bag’s for $10 and pant suits for $5???

    Star Wars – anything and everything. Seriously. I own two Darth Tater’s – one for the home and one for the office.

    MMO’s…love them, try them all.

    Criminal Minds. Would love a box set but will refrain until it’s out on blue-ray.

    Default – Dallas Smith`s voice….omg. Just. O M G.

  1264. I could not live without:
    My kids, they give me purpose.
    My husband, he knows to let me run free and be my own person yet remains my anchor.
    My computer, which keeps me connected.

    Since moving to Washington from Southern California less than a month ago, my favorite purchase has been my Keen water shoes. River and lake rocks hurt my tender feet! These shoes are not sexy but they are comfy, durable and protect my feet!

  1265. I know lots of people already said it but I’m saying it again…the library! Indie bookstores and online recommendation systems are awesome but your local librarians can ALSO help turn you on to new books. Yes, some librarians are better than others at it, but keep asking until you find one who understands you and your preferences. Explain what it is you like about books (not just plot but other elements) and a good librarian can come up with other suggestions.

  1266. 1. Green tea mints from Trader Joe’s. 3 of them have the same amount of polyphenols (the good stuff from green tea, which I can’t drink, b/c: blech) as a cup of tea. Don’t know why, I”m not even a big fan of green tea. But I love those mints. I eat three at a time.

    2. Graham Central Station ice cream from Handels. So good. My all time favorite ice cream ever.

    3. Peonies in a glass jar on a table.

    4. There is just something about a smooth, clean, glass jar of a particular type. I have one I keep in my cupboard and I will not allow to be recycled. It’s an odd shape — just a jar shape but narrow and kind of taller than most standard jars — that’s just perfectly smooth and I really like it.

    5. Lake Michigan. Something about going to my favorite beach on Lake Michigan every year, it gives me peace of mind. I love, love, love it. I joke with my husband that even though it’s a costly weekend, it’s cheaper than weekly therapy for me, and it’s not really a joke. Something about sun, and sand, and water (but no sharks) and the sound and smell of the place all together just really soothes me. We have been going to the same place every year since 2002.

    6. Singing. I’m not great at it but I love to do it. It makes me happy.

  1267. Anything written by Brene Brown. She is a shame & vulnerability researcher. I know it sounds dull & dry but her books are wonderful.
    Also Mr. Clean Magic Eraser sponges. These sponges will remove just about any stain or mark. I love them.

  1268. Adopted dogs. I know that that’s probably not what you were looking for, but sometimes, knowing that these little mongrels (though you can get pure bred dogs too, we just don’t) came from what they came from and still love wholeheartedly and without reservation- it’s inspiring. It keeps me from sinking too low in my cynicism. And having a dog and loving it like crazy when it wouldn’t have a home otherwise also makes me feel good about me. 😀

    Ticket To Ride. We saw it on Wil Wheaton’s TableTop show and bought it right away and now we have the Switzerland/India expansion pack and the Asia expansion too. It’s a fun and light game that is also strategic and competitive and it’s really easy to teach people, so it fills those awkward silences during visits with a half hour of trains. There are video game versions of them all too, which are great for when you’re too lazy to flip cards.

    Idiopans. This guy Brett makes them in Indiana in his parents’ garage and even if you’re not musical (like me), you can take this thingy and make some pretty awesome noises on it that are soothing and peaceful. We found him almost two years ago and now have four idiopans. They’re not super cheap (between $400 and $600 now, I think, which is cheap relative to the rarer handpans, but not cheap relative to the real world), but it’s a heavy hunk of metal that lasts forever. It’s just a way to make flawless music even when you don’t have a clue what you’re doing. And you can tune it yourself (easily, not like guitars and such), so you can switch it from ominous to joyful sounding. He has a youtube channel if you want to hear some of his drums- http://www.youtube.com/user/idiopandrums

  1269. Marpac Dohm Sound Conditioner. It is a white noise machine that is basically a fan in a bowl. The hubs has a hard time sleeping (insomnia coupled with light sleeping), but has always done better in the summer when our fan is going. It’s too cold here to have the fan going in the fall, winter or spring, so this has been a fantastic solution.

  1270. I forgot two more things…
    1. Lo Lo Bars by barmaids, I use unscented because the scents are strong, but wow do they work!
    2. My Nook – I was one of those that refused the whole e-reader thing. I wanted to hold a book with paper and everything. My husband ignored me and bought me one for Mother’s day. I LOVE IT! I can read at night during my RA flares when I can’t sleep (due to pain or prednisone) and I don’t have to get out of bed, Hubby can still sleep because I can read it in the dark.

  1271. Argan oil. Seriously. I have this little bottle and it makes the fried, frizzy, yucky ends of my hair look shiny, lovely, and not greasy. And it smells good! And, it’s totally possible to find it for not a huge amount of money; even CVS sells some form of it now 🙂

  1272. Ack! Email address was wrong on first post. I can’t live without the Back Nobber (also available at Amazon). It enables you to remove muscle tension in your neck and back. I also can’t live without the Neuro Sleep.

  1273. My Keens. Best. Shoe. Ever. Except that they coat like 150 dollars. So, I scour garage sales and resale shops because rich people are constantly getting new ones.

  1274. I’m gonna say our local library. Not only do they help with my book addiction but they have a really great area for kids to play in with friendly employees and fun programs for the kids to get them to love reading as much as I do.

  1275. Tea Tree Oil- Inexpensive and saved me tons in doctor bills. I have ongoing staph infections from being hospitalized a few years ago and had one misdiagnosis under my belt until tea tree oil came into my life. Thank you internets!

  1276. Yellow highlighters. Perfect for actually seeing anything you need to stand out from the rest of the words.

    TV: TBBT, NCIS (Gibbs!)

    Radio: Love having music on as background noise to anything I am doing.

  1277. My android TV box. I am not a techie but my wonderful son in law bought me this box that hooks up to the internet and TV. I can’t begin to tell you how it works except that I can watch any show or movie almost ever, and not just one show, but whole seasons are available on this thing. There is also a USB port on it so that movies I already downloaded I can plug and play on the big screen. Just around $100 I think, but I only watch regular TV now if football is on or I want to be more depressed and watch the news.

  1278. My Persian lime tree that gives my vodka and tonics the twist they need. Also, the Soda Stream that makes the tonic water for said vodka and tonics. No scurvy for me.

  1279. Netflix! I rarely watch proper, scheduled television anymore, but am an absolute TV junkie. My light at the end of the tunnel some days is knowing that I will get to go home, lay down and zone out.

  1280. Books, all of them. old ones, new ones, even crappy ones. (is it too general?)
    I’m always in the process of reading something, my house is full of them, and I take a book with me everywhere I go. I could easily blow an entire paycheck in a bookstore, without breaking a sweat. I’m currently on Book 3 of the A Song of Ice & Fire series, it’s excellent.

    in the food department, my dear Hubby makes me an amazing Baileys-chocolate marbled cheesecake for Valentine’s day every year. It’s the absolute best, store-bought doesn’t even come close.
    He bakes it for me only once a year, because I usually polish it off in 48 hours with copious quantities of coffee… hello, calories!

  1281. I agree with all the comments about libraries, if you are fortunate enough to live near a good one, which I do. Also, I discovered Bath sheets 6 years ago and seriously… why did no one tell me about them sooner?!

    Also, my smart phone. It may not be the cheapest item but it helps keep me sane, has replaced half a dozen other items I used to need and most importantly… it enables me to capture all the little moments of life that I would never carry a real camera for.

    Lastly coffee. Because it makes me happy every morning.

  1282. Ryan Michael shirts
    El Mercado on S 1st
    Dr. Pepper
    road trips, even short ones
    engaging books
    good friends

  1283. Librivox. It is totally free but they do appreciate the donations during their drives. Volunteers record themselves reading out of copyright books. Listening to Anna Karenina while I walked to work was fantastic. Lots of other classics too.

    Also Patricia Highsmith. I’ll be sad when I’ve read all her books, so I go really slowly.

  1284. I love your list but the things I love and could not live without are my smartphone. I love my smartphone which has audiobooks, another love, on it, and solitaire. I love Facebook because I keep in much better touch with my family that lives across the country from me. I love and could not live without PayPal, which allows me to shop online when I am having back and leg pain, because, shopping! And, I could not live without my family and my cat and dog, but they aren’t for sale, sorry.

  1285. The Lighten Up timer (http://windhovermfg.com). GENIUS. It’s like those $200 sunrise simulator lamps except you can plug your cheap IKEA lamp into it and it only costs $19.95 for the cheapest model. I would be totally unable to pry myself out of bed on winter mornings without this thing.

  1286. I bet Gaiman has a price if you have enough cash…he seems like he might do anything for enough money! Hope you are feeling better, and I wanna buy stuff with a free gift certificate!!!

  1287. I don’t have one to add…. sorry! But I am going to have to try the microwave slippers. I also have arthritis so I’m thinking they would be awesome! Of course my hands hurt all the time…. perhaps I should by two and walk around with slippers on my hands?? Just had to share…. you rock!!

  1288. Knitting. Seriously, I learned when I was a kid and then gave it up for twenty years or so. Recently picked it back up and it is my sanity. (Unless the project isn’t going well, in which case it’s my insanity, too.)

  1289. Jenny, I can’t live without your blog. It makes me smile, makes me cry, reminds me to help people, and makes me feel content that there’s people out there like me. I don’t need a prize, if by chance I win please donate it to the blankey people. I do love my Nook too, but I could live without it if I needed to.

  1290. My Keen shoes… I used to have a lot of back and foot problems, and these are the ONLY shoes that I find comfortable anymore. They aren’t cheap, but most all of their styles are $100 or less.

    Pecans. I just recently discovered them on a lifestyle/diet change. I toast them for 7 minutes at 300* and they are wonderful. I eat them on just about everything, or just by themselves.

    Hand sanitizer. I have 3 small children, so this precious fluid gets me through until I can get to a sink to wash hands, from the park, diaper changing, etc…

  1291. Books. I’m a compulsive reader. If you keep me waiting I’m reading that upside down memo on your desk, package ingredients, assembly instructions, pharmaceutical labels and drug warnings.
    Coffee (even bad coffee)
    Hot water for showering.
    My washing machine and dryer.
    Having survived several power outages after ice storms and hurricanes I’ve found if only I can be clean, have clean clothes,and a hot cup of coffee than I can survive. I have a whole house Genworth generator now. I dreamed of having a generator and saved money for several years to buy it.
    Clonazepam

  1292. Pink Lady Apples– The perfect, crunchy, sweet/sour apple!
    White Cheddar Popcorn — I pretty much love every flavor of popcorn, but the aged white cheddar from Popcorn, Indiana is the BEST!
    Trader Joe’s Mandarin Orange Sparkling Water — I gave up soda years ago, so this is a sweet, bubbly treat!
    101 Free prints from Shutterfly — It makes me so happy to order pictures! :o)

  1293. Half and Half- not the flavored kind, just plain ol’ half and half. Can’t drink my coffee without it.
    Uniball Ink Pens- Ah, that smooth flowing ink. Only pen I’ll use at work or I throw a fit. WHO TOOK MY UNIBAAAALL?
    Polar Bottle-this insulated baby makes sure I get my daily intake of water every day.

  1294. Half and Half- not the flavored kind, just plain ol’ half and half. Can’t drink my coffee without it.
    Uniball Ink Pens- Ah, that smooth flowing ink. Only pen I’ll use at work or I throw a fit. WHO TOOK MY UNIBAAAALL?
    Polar Bottle-this insulated baby makes sure I get my daily intake of water every day.

  1295. “Love” is too strong, but I definitely need this drawstring threader. http://www.joann.com/drawstring-threader/zprd_08588444a/ Obviously handy for replacing the drawstring in husband’s sweat pants and lazy-day shorts, but its real value is in making my jeans stay up. Spandex in jeans means that after I’ve worn them for little while, they warm up and get loose and keep sliding down my hips. I get so tired of hitching them back up. Plus they tend to chafe. On top of all that, I recently lost weight and I’m way to cheap to run out and buy a new wardrobe every 10 pounds (which my old WeightWatchers whip-cracking group leader said was the equivalent clothing size). So I just make two tiny snips on the inside of the waistband of my jeans and run a drawstring through the “casing” that creates and then I can pull them up snug enough to stay put. Also, colorful new shoelaces work great for drawstrings and you can buy them cheaper (and in more colors) at Goodwill than you can at Target.

  1296. Badger Tangerine and Vanilla Daily 30 spf Sunblock for kids http://www.iherb.com/Badger-Company-Daily-Kids-Zinc-Oxide-Sunscreen-Lotion-SPF-30-Tangerine-Vanilla-4-fl-oz-118-ml/48615 It smells like a creamsicle and unlike the other sunscreens that are actually approved to not turn your children into mutants (http://www.ewg.org/2013sunscreen/), it actually goes on smooth so you don’t feel like you’re trying to cover your children in Crisco before you go outside.

  1298. I want to know more about Little Noses decongestant drops that JENSOWNZOO wrote about as it sounds like she uses them with cats! I have a kitty with allergies and he snorts snot so much. Poor guy. I never thought about using baby stuff on cats. I shall do The Google.

    As for what makes me happy…. kitties. I feel sad that I can’t think of any silly little things that make me happy. I know they are out there. I may be catching a cold. I feel off and everything’s flavorless. I will say that squeezie cheese in a can is a secret vice. Well, not so secret now I’ve told the internets. Also I’m pro shoe horn and love my rolltop desk. and nubbie small cheap bath towels (the bathsheet thing makes me feel like I’m trynig to dry off with a tablecloth!)

  1299. 1 other thing I forgot…. Imitrex (the generic kind is sumatriptan). This wonderful little pill changed by life that was formerly plagued by migraines. And with my insurance, it only costs me about $4!!

  1300. My favorite things:
    1) I bought a Kitchenaid stand mixer a few years ago and I LOVE it. I use it all the time and I have become everyone’s favorite person because I use baked goods to show my love 🙂 It makes me happy and smiley every time I use it.
    2) This year I started “running” (aka walking with a few short spurts of jogging in the middle when I feel like I can do it without dying) and just finished my 5th 5K. I bought a pair of Under Armour compression capris – something I NEVER expected to wear because I’m a curvy girl (aka overweight) and compression wear is super fitted – but I absolutely love them. They are incredibly comfortable and when I look in the mirror I don’t feel fat and gross. Plus, they make my butt look FABULOUS!!

  1302. Your blog tops the list of course.

    Peppermint tea

    The Perfect Meatloaf Pan- it makes my live of meatloaf so much easier to feed and it actually works pretty spectacularly.

  1303. Other than thebloggess.com (my daily dose of shiny glitter and kitten kisses), I am most grateful for the wonder, the majesty, the pure concentrated awesomeness of – the oscillating fan. With record high temperatures where I live and a broken a/c unit (and when I say “broken”, I really mean “douchey-ass-prick-nozzle-stole-the-magical-liquid-that-makes-air-not-hot”), these little miracles have saved me from being found by my roommate days after I’ve drowned in my own sweat while I slept.

    That and adding shredded cheese to Mac’n’Cheese – it’s like crack, only better.

  1304. Candy Crush Saga–my sister just got me started on this stupid game and now I can’t stop playing it!!

  1305. Diet Pepsi. I don’t care if it is rotting my intestines and ruining my metabolism. WHATEVER. I need it to function daily!

  1306. Hand-farting – coming in handy now for distracting my three year old.
    Democracy Now – and all the other excellent programs broadcast from my local, independent radio station.
    Legal coffee (the real stuff not the instant crap) – finally found the brand of coffee we had in Oaxaca…yummmm..
    Naked and Afraid – fucking hilarious.
    My hand-me-down, 13 year old Miele dishwasher

  1307. I really love the $2.99 or less ebook page at Barnes and Noble. Sometimes they have some really great books on there. I got Terry Pratchett’s Dodger there at Christmas.

    I also agree with Doctor Who, Tazo Joy Tea, and Terry Pratchett. I’d also like to suggest Donna Andrews’ Meg Langslow mysteries, which are not dark, depressing mysteries, but funny and lighthearted.

  1308. Book on CD. I know that sounds ridiculous, but after two weeks of listening to the morning radio show on my way to work I knew I had to change something or I’d lose my mind. These make me actually want to get in the car and drive-crazy!

  1309. Spiral ketchbooks — espeially the kig with what they call a “landscape” coformation (that means the spiral in on a short side, so whe you open it you see it log and short before you). I don’t know why, but that ecourages me more that the other kid — maybe it seems less like school. Also, eve if you like it the other way, it becomes a top spiral book which is so much easier whe you are left haded. To me these are ot just sketch books, they are jourals ad scrapbooks, and paste-everythig-eve-vaguely interesting-so-you-won’t-forget-it-if-you-ever-want-to-write-about books (current fave, headline that proclaims, “Killer goat had history .” And if I really ca’t drag a big sketchbook around, a pack of unlined threex5 cards.

  1310. I live for the afternoons when I have just made fresh salsa and can sit down to read a book, while listening to my dogs play with their squeaky toys in the background.

    I love salsa. And books. And my dogs. LOVE

  1311. It doesn’t take much to make me happy!

    – Downton Abbey. I was late to the game on this one, but I love this show and can’t wait for season 4. If you’re not watching, burry, its brilliant.
    – Mr. Clean Magic Erasers – now with a handle! Oooh, my shower has never been cleaner.
    – Aleve – yes, I love Aleve. All day strong, all day long – they ain’t lying! It heals what ails ya! 🙂

  1312. Neck Chiller to keep me from being a bitch in (the) heat. ($5 where golf accessories are sold.) Who cares if I look like Paul Lynde all summer? At least I’m not killing you because I’m too hot.
    Wire cart with wheels ($20-$25 at Dollar General) A Godsend if you live in an apartment and need to haul groceries or laundry around. I keep mine in my truck for trips to the farmer’s market and rummage sales, as well.
    Sally Hansen Airbrush Legs. ($10 at Walgreens.) Because F*** tanning! It provides even, natural looking coverage without a hint of orange and can stand up to swimming and sweating. (Wipes off with soap and a washcloth.) And if you pass out in a poolside chair and wake up with striped legs (Hey, it happens), this will even them out.
    “The Sweet Potato Queens Book of Love ” is hilarious, informative, and empowering, plus it starts at $1.99 at many booksellers.
    James Brown on Pandora. It’s more fun to do chores while getting down with your bad self.
    The Roosevelt Island Tramway in NYC (Manhattan) is only $2 and was featured in the movie ‘Spider Man’.
    Gun locks double as padlocks and are free at most police departments.
    Toilet liner paper can be used as rice paper in a pinch.
    “The Queen of Clean Cleans Everything” is dirt cheap used and will save you a ton of time and money.
    Learning to cook is liberating for your options, your weight, and your wallet. It’s never too late. I didn’t learn how to cook until I was 37. Google Martha Stewarts Cooking School for great videos of techniques. She makes them easy to understand.
    Everything else, just Google it. You might be surprised what you can find, learn, or accumulate for free.

  1313. My La-Z-boy recliner. I need a new one. I need to put up my feet after long days. And when I inevitably get bronchitis because I’m a delicate fucking flower, it’s the only thing I can sleep in. Or when the arthritis in my back flares up so bad I can’t lay down flat. ;p

  1314. My dogs, my constant in my world. My beloved horse “Cowboy”. I also suffer from severe depression and when the overwhelming desire to end my life comes over me and I am numb, I struggle out side where he will wrap his head around me and hold me while I cry and sob. I dry my tears in his soft white fur and he playfully nudges me as if to ask are you better now? sometimes when it all gets to much I can climb upon his back and he takes me away and I forget who I am and why I hurt.
    Mr. Peter S Beagle the author of “The Last Unicorn”, he not only wrote a book that saves me on a daily basis, he took the time to listen to a abused child in a old womans body, to encourage and support that girl.

  1315. It might be a bit of a cliche since I see several others mention it, but books and (web-)comics. Therefor the library is a god given thing.

    I’m in the low end of ADD, but it wasn’t really something I knew until recently because I’m not the ‘typical’ case.
    I have the short attention span and have problems sitting still and focus on something for a while.. and my mind can often race ahead and not relax. Except when I read a book or comic that I WANT to read.
    I read my first book when I was five and have read ever since. It’s probably why my ADD wasn’t noticed, because I can sit still for hours sometimes while reading. It gives me something to truely focus on when my mind is in the world the book describes.
    I don’t use drugs, rarely drink alcohol and I don’t smoke.. but I NEED my books. Leave me in a situation without a book for a day or two and I wouldn’t want to be around me *lol*

    If I should mention something else:
    – a good pillow. Nothing can ruin your sleep as not lying comfortable or waking up with a sore neck.
    -Ben&Jerry’s ‘Chunky Monkey’ ice cream.

    THE INTERNET! As much bad stuff the internet brings closer to us, it certainly has opened up the world for SO much more good stuff. The communication with people around the world is priceless.

  1317. Good nail polish. It sounds silly but I’m a grad student chemistry and having pretty shit on my nails makes me feel less like a schlub all the time.

  1318. Chapstick Peppermint Lip Balm (I buy it by the dozen because I don’t always remember to take it out of my pocket and it gets washed.)

    Pentel RSVP Medium Point Ink Pens (I will cut you if you take one and don’t bring it back.)

  1319. Ok. Levar Burton has a son that is 33. Just want to thank you for the age reality check. lol

    I cant live without my Eucerin Skin Calming Lotion – I have extremely dry skin and a touch of Eczema on my left thigh – this immediately stops the itch and cools it – its really great and is relatively cheap at Walmart!

  1320. I can’t live without my WEN cleanser. I love it. I ahve super short hair, so it is not too expensive for me. But I am not sure that if I grew my hair out I’d still splurge on it. I just think it is so great. I also bleach the crap out of my hair and it never feels like straw or breaks.

    I also love my SodaStream. I don’t use their syrups, but I use it most every day.

    Those are the things I can’t live without.

  1321. I have this plastic container that I’ve used nearly every day since my son was born. It’s some random container that my friend brought me green beans in. I have no idea where she got it or what was in it before I got it, but it’s a tall, round container that’s perfect for washing my pump parts and bottles, baby bibs, baby dishes, etc.

  1323. Pacific Organic Almond milk…it almost entirely satisfies my chocolate cravings. The KVJ Show, which I listen to on iheartradio through my phone in the car on my way to and from work (2 hours total)…they make me laugh and sometimes cry from laughing and it helps me calm down and start my day in a good mood.

  1325. I can’t live without books…I hate it when I am out of things to read…yes, I have books to go back and read over and over but it is nice to have something fresh and new…it is like discovering a whole new world 🙂

  1326. My Newly Discovered Can’t-Live-Withouts:

    -My Nook. (As much as I love indie book sellers and used books, the ability to make room in my house for other things and *not* start sneezing and itching when I read a book I’ve not read in awhile is amazing.

    -to go with that, Project Gutenberg (projectgutenberg.org). It has an astounding collection of free ebooks that are out of copyright. Basically all the classics. Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, P. G. Wodehouse, Edith Wharton, Victor Hugo, Henry James… enough to keep anyone reading basically forever.

    -I totally second Doctor Who!!

    -My ceramic kitchen knife. I bought it on a whim, and it makes chopping veggies SO. MUCH. FUN.

    -My icomfort contour pillow (one of those memory-foam contour pillows from serta). It does amazing things for my sinuses. And for sleeping.

  1328. Sleep? Sleep!! I remember that….vaguely…..I’m game to give that Neuro Sleep a try. I remember that I felt so much better and had energy when I used to sleep… 🙂
    Love love love your blog. And am in search for a 5 foot chicken. I wish that was on the list. That would be my *real* choice, even more than sleep.

  1329. Crimeny, where do I start? Here is a sampling:
    My next-door neighbors who have become my best friends.
    Yes, bath sheets! I inherited my dad’s set but I want more. They make it easier for us zaftig gals to dry off.
    Gardening, without which my own mental health issues would be worse.
    My bicycle for same reasons above.
    Silpat
    Goodreads so I can remember all the stuff I want to read.
    Spotify.
    Stevie Wonder, Neko Case, and Rufus Wainwright.
    Netflix without which, it would have been much harder to enjoy Dr. Who and Battlestar Galatica.
    Goodwill. Roughly 75% of my clothes come from Goodwill.
    The composer Ralph Vaughn Williams. Seriously, I want to hear “The Lark Ascending” on my deathbed.

  1330. I can’t live without MY KINDLE!! Without my Kindle I wouldn’t be able to read all the fantastic novels I have, nor would I be able to watch Doctor Who while lounging in my bed 😀

  1331. Getting my nails done (I actually became a nail tech because I loved it so much, now I’m too busy doing everyone else’s nails to get mine done).

    Harry Dresden (a character by Jim Butcher) because even when he’s tired, beat up, and everything looks hopeless, he gets up and figures out how to keep going.

    Passion flower for days when the anxiety is paralyzing. I can’t take prescription meds for it anymore, and passion flower doesn’t take it all away, but it takes the edge off and helps me to get out of bed when I feel like I can’t.

  1332. Twinings English Breakfast tea with honey
    and
    everything Maeve Binchy ever wrote.

    Love your blog and your book Jenny – keep it going!

  1333. As silly as this sounds, I could not part with my endless supply of mint gum and/or tictacs/altoids. I don’t have a stinky breath problem,nor do I smoke, but I’ve been around enough people who did where I wanted to shove an entire pack of gum in their mouth, wrestle them to the ground, put them into a modified head-lock, and force their jaw to open and close like a Hungry Hungry Hippo game. I suppose I’ve become a little paranoid regarding my own breath as a result, becoming a fresh breath nazi. (like the soup nazi from the show Seinfeld… only minty fresh!)

    (No offense meant to anyone by the nazi term…. but I figure with this collective crowd, people here probably aren’t easily offended, anyway…)

  1334. Lip balm and clear Caladryl for when I have allergies. I’m also comforted that Buffy and Grey’s stream on Netflix.

  1335. I can’t live with out the $10 reading light from IKEA that I have on my nightstand. It has absolutely saved my marriage. No more fights on when to turn out the light.

  1336. FictFact.com – to track books in a series (helps you to figure out the order in which the books were published)

    NHL GameCenter LIVE with NHL Vault – watch EVERY hockey game from the past couple of seasons (and tons of older ones in the Vault). And of course you get all games live (except for local ones which may be blacked out for 48 hours after the game. Boo. But otherwise: YAY!)

    Roku – I could not live without this amazing streaming set-top box! I haven’t missed having cable, and it’s been years.

    Archive of Our Own.Org for tons of great fan fiction — and the stories are downloadable, so if you want to read on your ereader, you can!

  1339. books on CD from the local library!! Free and fantastic. Hummingbird feeding. My fig tree which is giving figs now. thanks for the blog. Must look up Sandman..:o)

  1340. My Kitchen Aid mixer. I bake a fair amount – it’s nice to have homemade cakes, cookies and muffins around the house when you’ve got two teenaged kids. I can’t imagine what life would be like without the time-saving (and arm-saving) boost it gives me.

    Can I do more than one?

    My cats. I have 4. To me, a house is not a home without cats.

    Buddhist philosophy. I am always reading one fiction book (love Mr. Gaiman) and one Buddhist philosophy book at all times. I think it really helps me to keep perspective in life.

  1341. Suppose I should differentiate myself from the other Paula on here. The La Z Boy post was mine.

  1342. Is it super cheezy to say I can’t live without this website? I love to read and I am in love love love with my kindle. I resisted for so long because I love BOOKS, but I think I really love hard books, so I still buy them for my favorite authors. (I have your book in hard cover.) But for a such an avid reader it really does cut down on the material in my home.

  1343. WHAT? Microwave slippers? I love this! My 13 year old was just diagnosed with Fibromyalgia and I am SO goin gto have to get those for him! I’m going to wait to order them though, you know, because when I win this gift card I will be all” shit. now I have 2 pairs of microwave slippers. They neighbors will start to think we’ve won the lottery” I can’t have that.

  1345. Amazon Prime, because I’m always forgetting what I need while I’m out shopping, so now I just order everything online from my phone when I DO remember what I need.

    The Prime 2-day shipping is key for when you forget to buy birthday, shower, or new baby presents. It has saved my ass many, many times.

  1347. I can’t live without the cordless headphones I bought for the man. I can’t sleep with the tv on and he can’t sleep with it off. Now he can put his headphones on and watch tv while I doze off in a silent room. Single best purchase I have ever made.

  1348. My kindle
    Ravelry.com
    A dremel tool that I use to sand down my dogs’ nails. They actually let me do this, whereas with the clippers, it was impossible.

  1349. This is going to sound weird, but texting. Actually, I hate texting and I am really bad at it. But sometimes I really miss my kids or I start to have a panic attack and just want to know they are okay. So, I send them a text and they always respond. Way more than a message left on their phone or an e-mail. And I have instant relief. And I can go on with my day.

  1350. Love the list. You may want to look into the Neuro stuff you like for sleep. It has melatonin in it which some say can trigger depression.

  1351. I can’t live without my microwave rice cooker. I know, how hard can it be to boil rice? But if you want a tasty bowl of the white fluffy stuff, you practically have to hold its hand on the stove so it doesn’t boil over and cool down too much to cook properly. It’s a balancing act I don’t have time for! So I slap my water and rice in my fabulous microwave cooker, maybe some salt or butter, set the cook time, and off I go. No more suffering at the stove for rice!

  1352. My Mr.Coffee K-cup maker. I don’t even use it for coffee unless someone comes over and wants one but seeing as how I’m a hermit that rarely happens. In the winter I make hot cocoa with it. Most other times I use it because I too lazy for a microwave. Poor water in it and walk away. I use the hot water for oatmeal and all sorts of random things. Also my new Nexus tablet. I type something in and it shows me on google and how to get there or make it. And if you book a flight will tell you how to get to the airport and what time to leave etc. If only it’d pack my suitcase. The other day it told me how to get home without even asking or me even knowing it knew where home was. If you get beyond the creepiness of that it is really quite handy.

  1353. I know everyone hates being healthy. I know it’s like disgusting to try to live your life this way. But the truth is, if this is the life decision you’ve made and you’re not quite happy with it, but you’re too afraid to leave because it’s like a cult (they’re probably watching this…save me) you can craft yourself a treat that tastes almost better than an chocolate bar. I say almost because… like … it’s not fucking chocolate, okay. But it’s close. It’s not refined sugar like your brain is used to. It’s close, okay. I have to run (literally).

    Do this:
    Take two salt free rice cakes (brown not white. NOT WHITE)
    Apply as much organic, crunchy peanut butter to one cake as it can hold without cracking under pressure
    Then spread 1-2 table spoons of raw, organic honey… the kind from wildflowers…the other stuff looks poisonous to the other cake.
    Now, just mush it together.
    I know it’s not like a trademarked cool item you can gift to your friends. But alone, in the dark, it’s my favourite thing…

  1354. Cadbury Cream Eggs – I begrudgingly buy them at other holidays, but I LOVE when they come out at Easter.

    Moscow Mules – best when served in the copper cups, but I’ll take it any way I can get it 🙂 The combination of vodka, ginger beer and lime is so refreshing in Arizona.

    But my favorite thing… Aveda comforting Tea. Its all roots and dirt when you look at it, but I seriously LOVE it.

  1355. I can’t live without my family. My husband helps keep me healthy and my kids keep me insane. (Parents understand that). My dogs, cats, and rabbits keep things funny and fun.
    Dr. Pepper, I love that crack.
    My job. I work really hard, but have a great time.
    My best friend Carol. She loves me no matter what, everyone needs a friend like her.
    My maxi dress keeps me cool on these hot ass days.
    My jeep! I love to drop top and run hard.
    Malibu Rum. Needs no explanation.
    Your blog. Makes me laugh.

  1357. I am in love with my TARDIS lunchbox. It is just simple aluminum with a snap, but it makes me smile, and my coworkers get a kick out of it. Plus, it holds delicious foodstuffz that keep me from the dying of hunger pains whilst at work. Win/Win!

  1359. A visit to the bookstore with my friend’s 5 year old and 8 year old. The deal is that they can be anywhere as long as I can see them and they can see me. Then I watch them race towards their section, carefully make a selection, sit on the floor in the middle of the aisle and decide. The deal is they can get whatever book they want and one food treat. And then they love me!!!!!

  1360. Dark chocolate covered cherries. I used to buy them at Whole Foods, but those evil jerks quit carrying them. Now I have to order them from Amazon.

  1361. I didn’t get to all the thousands of awesome products, so if I’m being redundant, apologies. Sometimes I just want heaping wads of peanut butter. With all the fat and whatnot, it’s not always the best idea. So someone invented the ability to remove all the fat, so now I can have peanut butter off a spoon ALMOST guilt-free whenever I want. Buy it by the case. Even my mom likes it.

    http://amzn.com/B002GJ9JWS

  1362. I’m still in shock I didn’t see a giant metal roster on your list… Knock knock.. js

  1363. I can’t live without my kindle. It allows me to be immersed in a book and have immediate access to the next. I have the Kindle app on my phone and I think I use that even more.

  1364. Making my own iced coffee, via The Pioneer Woman. The purchase of one giant plastic pitcher and a pound of good cofee VS. shelling out for a to-go beverage every day has been a game changer. And so icy and delicious.

  1365. I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree about independent booksellers! I love the smell of a gazillion books in one space, and getting lost in these lovely shops and forgetting what time it is while I look for new stories to devour.

    My go to list: Chocolate, Riesling, books, sketchbooks and notebooks, really awesome pens, any Annie Lennox album, coffee, and lipstick. Also, these sites that make me laugh and restore my faith in humanity: The Oatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com) The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee (http://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com) and of course the Bloggess!

    And my Cat! And Doctor Who!

  1366. I know it’s been said, but YOU, Jenny! You’ve inspired me to READ books again. I sorta stopped that when I had my first child 6 years ago. Now I’m back at it, so thank you!
    Also, we love Apple products at our house. Ipod, ipad, iphone. And I don’t consider myself techie, at ALL.
    Can’t live without wine or chocolate.
    My Honda minivan. My ego was so against getting one. But now I think of it as an extension of my home.
    Finally, I’m a fan of Bare Minerals lip gloss. It’s real nice.

  1367. Last Christmas, I was gifted with a steamer. Now it makes at least half of our meals every week. Quick, easy, and make vegetables taste better than I ever dreamed possible, without adding any spices or oil or anything!

  1368. eco-lips medicated lip balm. i get cold sores and it relieves the pain.
    huge, fabulous earrings. they cheer me up.
    my sound machine…can’t block out the world at night without the sound of waterfalls.
    also, antiques roadshow. watching it lowers my blood pressure. it makes me feel like someone is brushing my hair.
    OH! and my ‘goody’ ouchless hairbrush. i have thin , fine hair and this brush allows me to keep some of it. it’s the only one that doesn’t rip my hair out. 🙂

  1369. Yay indie bookstores!! I work in one and your book has been on my staff pick list since it came out. 🙂 Not that I’m trying to butter you up or anything. I’m also single-handedly making sure we have Allie’s book in stock the day it comes out. I’m way too excited about that.

    YouTube videos of puppies. Let’s face it, if you’re having a bad day, it’s pretty difficult to stay upset while watching adorable puppies stumble all over each other.

  1370. Thanks for the post and all the comments. You-all inspired curiosity, amusement, compassion and most of all, a feel that I am not alone in my oddity.
    – Home. The comfort and peace of my home with all that it entails, my husband, my cats, my knitting, the light the scents, all of it. I would be completely lost without my home regardless of what house I live in.
    – Books. Both paper and ebooks matter to me. I was introduced to If This Then That on which I set up email notifications when Amazon adds free kindle books. https://ifttt.com/wtf It is free and saves me a lot of money.
    – Exercise. I love to run, do yoga, MMA… For years I wasn’t well enough to exercise. Now I am. It isn’t something I take for granted.

  1372. Item I could not live without – my e-reader. I resisted these for a long time, swearing to never give up my REAL books. I received a Nook (barnes and noble brand e-reader) for Christmas and decided to at least give it a try. I think it was barely 3 days before I was in love. 1000 books that all fit into my purse at the same time? Yes, thank you!

    I also agree wholeheartedly with you on Doctor Who & bath sheets. I have recently obtained some Neil Gaiman books on my aforementioned e-reader and am looking forward to trying him out. 🙂

  1373. The scraper blade for my kitchenaid mixer! I bake cakes and it whips the frosting right nice!

  1374. A book I haven’t read. My bookshelves are about two thirds well thumbed, and one third untouched. I need books I haven’t read to be on the shelf even when I don’t have time to read. To me it represents relaxation, escape, dreams, and everything that is outside of normality. I like being able to pick on any given day whether my next book is sci-fi, classic, romance, humor etc.I have two children under the age of four now, so I rarely get chance to read something that isn’t made entirely out of cardboard. Neil Gaiman huh?

  1375. I can’t live without a book in my bag at all time; a knitting project on needles waiting to be picked up at any moment & Lemon Water in my water bottle (since I quit coffee & soda)- these are the things that keep me pushing through the darkness. Also, in order to sleep, I have downloaded Audible on my phone and listen to my favorite books (which I have to read first lol… cause I’m OCD like that) to help quiet the voices in my head that do not like to shut up for me to get a good night’s sleep. and finally YOU, Jenny, because you make me laugh, make me think & make me realize that I am not alone and that YES… DEPRESSION LIES! Thank you for all you do!

  1376. Honestly…because I’m neurotic when it comes to arm pit smell…I am so FREAKING HAPPY that deodorant exists! I love that stuff!

    Oh and my friends and family are pretty neat too.

  1377. I love this list, it is fantastic! I am definitely looking into that neuro sleep concoction because I have brutal insomnia every few days and with three kids all at home with me and my anxiety/ depression, it is just a recipe for disaster.

    I really like my kindle fire. I never thought I would like an ereader, but I love checking out library books on it. Also- Andy’s frozen custard. They have a key lime pie concrete that is delicious. I’m not sure if they have locations in Texas but should you ever venture into northeast Arkansas, definitely try it.

  1378. Silly but I bought a faucet spray at the GROCERY store…it screws on the end of your kitchen faucet (you unscrew the aerator) and it has s little slide that switches from stream-to-spray AND IT SWIVELS!! (okay my kitchen sink does NOT have a sprayer). It cost $6.99 and I love it! (I bought a second one and put it on my faucet on the utility tub in the basement)

  1380. Irish chocolate. You will never even look at American chocolate the same again! I have to buy loads of it each year while I’m in Ireland and my friends mail me over more every now and again 🙂

  1381. Only halfway through the comments and I have a full page list of things to try- thank you Jenny & commenters!
    My top 4 CAN’T LIVE WITHOUT things:

    This SLEEP MASK, which has a flap inside that protects from sunlight sneaking in the bottom if you have a weirdly shaped face which, apparently, I do. http://www.amazon.com/Dream-Zone–Earth-Therapeutics-Sleep/dp/B000JE2C9Y/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374515411&sr=8-1&keywords=sleep+mask

    AQUAFINA FLAVOR SPLASH LIP BALM is like a tingly party on my lips and is silky not waxy. Available in many flavors and a multi-pack. http://www.amazon.com/Aquafina-FlavorSplash-Raspberry-Hydrating-Balmwith/dp/B006LSSL3I/ref=sr_1_4?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1374515554&sr=1-4&keywords=aquafina+lip+balm

    JUICEBAR portable electronics charger gives me peace of mind that I won’t run out of battery in the middle of a long trip, call, tweet, photo session, ebook…
    http://www.amazon.com/Juicebar-DO11-PT-Blue-Power-Tube/dp/B0091015VI/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1374515689&sr=8-8&keywords=phone+charger+bar

    JOHNSON’S NO MORE TEARS BABY SHAMPOO as eye makeup remover. Not even kidding a little bit. http://www.amazon.com/Johnsons-Baby-Shampoo-Ounce-Pack/dp/B002LTP8VO/ref=sr_1_1?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1374515876&sr=1-1&keywords=johnson+baby+shampoo

    (ps all of these products can also be found in your local Target or dept store, sometimes for cheaper)

  1382. So many of your items are wonderful! And some I desperately need!
    I just realized I can’t live without a sleep mask & my boys lost mine.
    Also my 3 favorite authors: Kim Harrison, Jacqueline Carey & Laurell K Hamilton!
    And lastly Legos – I’m a lego addict and my down time is sitting on the floor
    Playing Legos with my boys!

  1383. I’m sorry…but if you don’t like Doctor Who I think there might be something seriously wrong with you. And I don’t think I want you near me, in case it’s contagious.

  1385. Dr. Who and Sherlock of course…especially since I’ve introduced my mother in law to Sherlock

    My iPhone…because it has all my pictures of my son and my podcasts. I’ve heard rumors it can also make telelphone calls but who needs that?

    Podcasts/Music…I have a 2.5 hr commute and a job that needs some decompressing from every day. Podcasts help save my sanity…and I have my “kiss my ass” playlist for the days when podcasts aren’t enough

    The book The Red Beast by K.I. Al-Ghani. I use it every day at work

    Nook HD+…best Christmas splurge EVER

    Velcro…just because

  1386. A fan… nothing soothes me like air blowing on my face. When I was very little, we didn’t have air conditioning and living in TN we should have. My mother would fold up quilts and put a box fan in front of them. I would lie down and try to get cool. I’m 42 now and still love being in front of a fan.

  1387. I LOVE hyperbole and half! One thing that makes my life easier and is super nice is my ipad. I know that is a bougie answer but its the truth. Also Starbucks.

  1389. 24/7 Comedy on iHeart Radio. My stomach hurts every day from laughing so hard.
    🙂

  1390. Milka’s oreo bars. I am crushed that I can’t have them anymore now that I don’t live in Germany 🙁
    Books and my brand new fiancee -well, he’s not brand new, but we ARE newly engaged and I can’t imagine life without him.

  1391. COZY CAT NECK WARMER:

    http://www.amazon.com/Cozy-Cat-Neck-Warmer-Seller/dp/B000NHO07E

    Ok, this is kind of along the lines of your heated slippers. When my boyfriend threw this in with my birthday gift one year I thought he was an idiot and didn’t know me at all. Turns out I was the the idiot for putting it on the top shelf of the closet for a couple of years and forgetting about it. I admit, it looks somewhat … foolish. However, in the winter, particularly when your neck is sore from shoveling or some other unfortunate task, you pop it in the microwave and when it heats up it smells subtly DIVINE and the warmth around your neck is so relaxing and soothing. It’s like a warm super soft hug that envelops you and lasts for a half hour. Pair it with a glass of wine and you have NIRVANA.

  1392. My kindle. I love reading physical books, but they take up so much room in my house. I used to have hundreds of books – that’s a lot of space! And they were everywhere, in the closet, my nightstand, the entertainment center in the living room… With my kindle, they’re all handy and not as heavy.

    I keep wanting to start watching Dr. Who, but wasn’t sure which one to begin with – thanks for letting me know!

  1393. Springpad. It is like post-it notes and pinterest had an online, illegitimate baby.

    Its amazing. The recipes all try to show you wine pairings (food and booze; YAY) and you can click a button to send all the ingredients in a recipe to your shopping list… and you can make pretty lists of things, and tag all the things, and then make collages with the pictures of the things, and it is beautiful and happy and I have used it every single day since I found it.

  1394. The Yoga Studio app on the iPad. Best $2.99 I’ve spent on my health/sanity ever

  1395. Random things that make life better (all links are to Amazon, though you should try to find stuff like the knife block locally because it’s probably cheaper and will support someone who lives nearby):

    The Kapoosh Knife Block (http://tinyurl.com/mzh4q6j) : Because I don’t need half the knives in knife blocks and this way I can just have whatever knives I like handy

    David Mitchell books, especially Number 9 Dream (http://tinyurl.com/mpa5qrt)

    Motion Sensor trash can (http://tinyurl.com/lr8kjwh): I know, it seems stupidly expensive and indulgent, but it is hugely convenient when one’s hands are full or when you have something disgusting to throw out that you don’t want to touch anything but the trash bag.

    Svelte protein drinks (http://tinyurl.com/mo5akzd): For a while I tracked what I ate and found that I get carbohydrates and fiber and sugar in ridiculous amounts, but protein, no matter how hard I try, is always on the low side and I thought I should deal with that. Then I started running and protein is apparently big with muscle building so I started looking at protein drinks. Most of them taste like feet. Then I tried these from an Amazon promotion and I honestly don’t believe they’re what they say they are, but I’m going to keep drinking them anyway. The cappucino one is just delicious and the vanilla one taste like vanilla shakes from McDonald’s when I was a kid. And they’re organic. And each container says something nice like “Hello, Beautiful” which seems pander-y unless you’ve just run 5 miles and look like a bedraggled sweat monster, at which point, you’ll take any positive reinforcement you can get.

    Those are my contributions in case anyone’s still looking! 🙂 This page is going to take me ages to look through…

  1396. 1. Yoga. I can only fit in an hour a week, but it never fails to make my body feel awesome and my brain stop churning on the anxiety-of-the-day.

    2. My Kindle, because books are like catnip or crack or [insert any other insanely addictive thing here] to me. I resisted buying one forever, stubbornly insisting that books must be read in paper format. My husband sensibly ignored me and bought me one for Christmas. Now I can go on vacation without bringing an extra bag for books. Yay!

    3. New Age white wine (mostly torrontes with some sauvignon blanc) with a spash of fresh lime over ice. I know — wine on ice?? But a bartender made it for me a few weeks ago and it is without question the most perfect summer beverage ever.

    4. Peanut butter cups from Costco. Perfect chocolate-to-peanut butter ratio. Heaven.

  1397. Ok for me one of the best things ever is Amazon Prime video. I have now been able to watch all the series that somehow I missed in the past few years like Parenthood and Arrested Development and Downton Abbey. On a related note I also love that HBO has a video streaming service so I could watch True Blood from the beginning and now Veep, which is so sarcastic and funny. I also love my DVR because I love to be able to record what I like when my husband is watching his generally stupid shows about life on boats in Alaska or some fools that look for gold underwater. And I guess none of it would be possible without my iPad which I love too.

  1398. My things:
    Diet Cherry Pepsi
    Electric blanket- I have Fibromyalgia and it makes getting to sleep much easier.
    My google tablet
    DVR
    Envirosax reusable grocery bags. I love love love them so much!
    Diet Cherry Pepsi
    I know I put it on there twice but it’s THAT important to me.

  1399. My dog Mona (she’s saved me from myself ), my cats, my computer, your blog, my Frankincense infused Shea butter, coffee in the am, ice tea all day, youtube and my new to me Purity Ring CD, Shrines. My slippers, my flip flops (only shoes I can wear at the moment – Fellow RA person here) And my electric blanket in the winter. I’m sure there’s more, but right now I would know immediately if they were not here; and that would cause me to be very out of sorts.

  1400. I can’t live without the internet. I spend way too much time on it but it’s my getaway. 🙂

  1401. I completely agree with both your towel posts! And I have tips for both:
    Bath sheets: Walmart’s Better Homes & Gardens has really nice, super absorbent bath sheets for $15/ea. I got 2 for Christmas & went out & bought 2 more. Bonus: the cashier acted like I was really splurging, so I felt wealthy & frivolous (in a good way).
    TARDIS towel: For the ultimate in geek chic, this towel folds up very nicely to fit in… the TARDIS lunchbox. Gave to my guy (the bow tied DW fan who interviewed you from Maine) for his birthday last year- big hit!

  1402. I discovered http://www.paperbackswap.com a few years ago and I love it! You pay less than $4 to mail your book to a user who requests it and get a credit to request a book from someone else. I’ll never be able to afford all the books I want so it’s great to get an item on my wish list for “free”. You can even get lucky sometimes and receive a brand-new, read-only-once hard cover copy of a new release for basically the $3 you spent to mail someone else a book you didn’t like enough to keep. Some books even have a footprint feature on the site so you can see all the places that copy has been.

  1404. Torani has its own online store now, and it’s way cheaper than ordering from Amazon, even with the shipping costs. I’m loaded up on sugar-free syrups for coffee (Cinnamon-Vanilla!) and Italian sodas. Which reminds me that my soda siphon is something else that I can’t live without.

  1405. Sriracha and all sriracha flavored things–except those horrid Lays chips, ugh–it’s just the perfect spice. Doesn’t linger, just provides a good ZAP of spiciness.

    Funny, I did my own roundup. Instead of money though, I offered a recipe. Hah…

  1407. This is a great list!

    I was packing up some care packages this weekend (half a line of shameless self promotion here: care packages as prizes for my blog’s first ever reader contest) and it got me to thinking about how happy little things make me. Like pistachios. And smoked sea salt. And naps. Not that naps fit in care packages, but if they did I would put them in there.

  1408. Madeliene L’Engle’s Crosswick Journals.
    Coconut oil for removing makeup.
    L’Oreal Paris Double Extend Beauty Tubes. The tubes! Sounds impossibly creepy but it is my favorite mascara.
    Epbot: Even though she is on an internet hiatus…she made -and will hopefully make again-a positive nerdy/crafty.funny internet place.

  1409. First, local honey. My husband recently started keeping bees, and OMG local, unfiltered, unheated honey tastes soooo much better then the stuff in stores. Also, a lot of the stuff in stores is basically syrup it’s so processed. Go find you some local honey, it’s so worth the few extra bucks!
    Second, somebody already said it above, but I’m gonna say it again it’s so awesome: the public library. I have so many happy memories spending time there with my mom and again with my grandfather, just looking around, finding awesome books to read FOR FREE! Nothing makes me happier than a good hour or two wandering around, leaving with an armload of books 🙂

  1410. I can’t live without Amazon. For an instant-gratification-girl like me, Amazon is like crack. I have a shipment of dog food and microscope slides coming in two days, because *I can*. However did we survive without it? Also, Neil Gaiman is pretty awesome.

  1411. My local library website. Depending on where you live you will find that local library branches have linked into one large ‘county” or “regional” website and you can search the collections of 5, 6, 8 or more libraries at the same time and wha’ts even better – order books, cd’s, movies etc. etc. from the ENTIRE collected databses and then…(wait for it….) have it automatically delivereed to your local branch!! This may sound kind of – meh – IF 1. you have money – whatever – good for you 2. you don’t like to read that much – and why on earth are you visiting this blog – seriously – I think you might be lost OR 3. you think libraries are just for homeless people and moms w/ toddlers and THEY ARE but they are so much more. Seriously – libraries are awesome and you should use yours. Ask your local librarian about ordering books online and they will hook you up and then thank them for doing such an old fashioned and under-paying job w/ such enthusiasm and treating everybody who comes in like they belong there (even the toddlers) because they do – your taxes paid for it. PS – NO I m not a librarian – just a avid book reader w/ not a lot of pocket change.

  1412. -BOOKS…The Art of Racing in the Rain by Garth Stein to make me cry, Lisa Lutz’s Spellman Files books.
    -My wrist brace. I have RA (we think…) and it affects my wrists and hips the most, which as an active 30yr old is not awesome. The brace helps me considerably, though it scores low on the sex appeal charts. Good thing I already possess that in abundance. Now to get health insurance…:[l
    -My evil, stinky, loving chihuahua/minpin mix. I am engaged and we already decided to make a prenup regarding dog custody. Neither of us want him, so he is going to military school. Kidding, I love that little fucker, he always knows when I’m depressed and curls up with me for awhile before he goes and pees on my shower curtain or something.
    -Lipstick. Always good for a quick swipe of colorful confidence when I am having trouble forcing myself to get out of the car to go to an appointment, meeting, or, heaven forbid, social event.
    -My iPhone. Relevant to you, I got this text from my former boss on Friday. I haven’t seen her in years. “Ok I’m reading Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and thinking why does this feel like it’s written in your voice? Very funny! Read if you haven’t already.” I don’t know whether to be disturbed or flattered, but I think I am both. Also, you may owe me some money? Or cocaine? I haven’t figured out the details yet. That is the first awesome thing about Friday night. The second is that I don’t usually drink but had six glasses of champagne at my bestie’s party and accidentally sent my former boss’s mother-in-law an inappropriate selfie. So things are awesome and I’m going to spend my money on your book because no therapist can fix this. xo
    Liz

  1413. In no particular order:
    My friends and my family always being a call away when I need them — and lately I have needed them a lot.
    My pets — stray fur, drool, and all. I love them so.
    Custom skin oils by SealZiti on etsy — Unbelievable quality and customization, for way way way less than it’s probably worth. LOVE HER.
    Thrift Stores — you better believe I will pop some tags. Vintage dresses, designer duds, couture shoes, first edition hardcover books in mint condition. I love the treasure hunt.
    A spicy tuna roll
    Dark chocolate ice cream
    Volunteering at the local wildlife rehabilitation center (Mercer County Wildlife Center — fawn kisses! Snuggly bats! Baby opossums! And a big fish crow who loves having his neck scratched. It’s messy and stinky and I would quit my job tomorrow in order to do this full time, if not for things like mortgages.
    All. The. Books. In my house, at the library, on my iPod. All of them.
    Petrichor. And Dr. Who. And Neil Gaiman. All those things go together 🙂

  1414. For starters, I would have to say my dog. Unfortunately, she’s not available for mass purchase on Amazon or anywhere else. She used to belong to my husband’s grandmother but then she passed away so my mother in law had her and then we bought a house and now she lives with us. She’s 11 years old but no one has told her that, so she still acts like a puppy. Seeing her face in the window whenever I come home is incredibly self-affirming.
    Netflix. Or any service that will allow me to watch the entirety of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which I didn’t get to watch when it originally aired because I didn’t own a television until I was 18 and didn’t have cable until I was 23. (I was 16 when it went off the air) Watching Buffy helps me forget that I am miserable for an hour at a time, and that’s always good.
    Writers who help me understand the world I live in, because a lot of the time I really have no idea what’s going on. Neil Gaiman, Carol Shields, John Steinbeck, Ray Bradbury and Margaret Atwood are just a few of the writers who on a regular basis remind me that there are some pretty incredible things out there if I look for them. Neil does this doubletime with his tumblr account.
    And finally, (and here I thought I wouldn’t be able to think of anything!) jigsaw puzzles. When I work on a puzzle, my tics disappear. My mind settles down and my inner voice shuts the hell up. When I am working on a puzzle, I am putting order into the disordered world.

  1415. Kevin Hearne and The Iron Druid Chronicles, just an amazing series, my heating pad and my Chihuahua who shares it, my Krueig coffee maker and the moisturizers from Costco.

  1416. Cherry Chapstick! I am an addict. I must have 20 tubes around. It’s in every drawer, pocket, backpack and purse I own. And two for the car!

  1418. Yep, I agree with everything above. (I mean, everything!)

    Things I can’t live without?

    1) My cats, Poppy and Zee
    2) Cadbury Creme Eggs
    3) Books by Neil Gaiman, Allie Brosh, Christopher Moore, David Sedaris or JRR Tolkein
    4) Lego
    5) Any of my cookbooks or kitchen utensils (digital scale, Silpat liners, tart pans, ice cream maker… etc.)

    Among other things…

  1419. My kids, nothing else matters, they are the reason I’m still on this planet. Everything else is gravy… And lets just say, my roast is looking real dry right now (lol, i think i’m being prepared to live a pared down lifestyle!)

  1420. I love Birchbox, which is this great club you subscribe to. For $10 you get all sorts of samples of beauty products and fun things to try. Let’s me try expensive or fun things without committing right away. Plus, who doesn’t love to get a box in the mail every month. It’s my cheap indulgence.

  1421. I can’t live without life hacks. There is always a cheaper, more innovative way to do something, and it doesn’t always have to be ugly. My grandma taught me to pit cherries with a safety pin. Multi-functional objects: can’t live without them. Although I’d LOVE to build a snowman in my bathtub anytime I wanted…..

  1423. Valrhona 72% dark chocolate. You can get it at Trader Joe’s pretty cheap and I always keep an emergency stash. A book. Usually it’s a paperback, a cheap mystery or something. Once I get a kindle… it’ll be awesome, but for now, it’s a battered book for the bus.

  1424. Dairy Queen chocolate dipped cones. They’re not really helping my weight problem, but when someone wants to come look at our house (that no one wants to buy), they’re close, cheap, and yummy!

  1425. Books, Pat Benetar and Stevie Nicks albums, Barefoot Bubbly champagne (awesome brand), Charlie Chan and Sherlock Holmes movies, the ocean and dark chocolate…heaven on earth.

  1427. I have suffered from awful itchy skin for a decade. My boys also suffer from eczema. Finally, I discovered Mindful Body natural skin products. Since switching to the soaps and soothing salve almost a year ago, my skin feels amazing. No more itching, no more medicated creams. She’s a single mom who works from home and all of her products are insanely amazing, and all natural! http://www.mindfulbodynaturals.com

  1429. coffee!! i cant live with out it and i am a 7shots of espresso a day girl.. you’d think id be bouncing off the walls but it just keeps me awake, i think my body got used to the large quantities of caffeine i drink =) . fruitzio freeze dried fruit. the peach ones are my favorite i could eat this stuff all day im retarded for it, Salsitas Spicy Salsa Flavored Tortilla Rounds- i love these chips they are soo good i think I’ve gained 20lbs because they are so addictive lol

  1430. I can not live without – jeans, crawfish (so yummy), fuzzy socks in the winter, my favorite sweatshirt, my parents, and BOOKS!

  1431. 1: the obvious – my internet service. No matter what time it is, I can always find someone online if I am having a rough time. I have agoraphobia, so most of my human interaction is done online.
    2: memoirs – yours, Agorafabulous! – Sara Benincasa (if you have not read this, do it NOW!), Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls, Hitch-22 by Christopher Hitchens, The Bedwetter by Sarah Silverman. I am a memoir junkie. They help me feel less weird.
    3: African black soap. I buy it by the pound. It is all natural, fair trade, and super cheap. My skin is crazy sensitive, and this is one of the only things that I can use that will both clean and soothe my finicky flesh.
    4: Etsy. Even when I am broke, I enjoy surfing around and seeing the amazing things that people have made (and giggling at the less-than-amazing – see Regretsy)
    5: Diet Pepsi in the 710ml bottle. This is my drug of choice. I am hardcore.
    6: lip balm. I adore the tins of organic lip balm from Vulva Love Lovely, especially the coconut milk & peaches kind. Nothing wrong with some cheap Lip Smackers if you are in a pinch.
    7: the Little Riddles iPhone (iPod for me) app. drive yourself crazy for FREE!
    8: jersey sundresses. I LIVE in these all summer. Really. I even sleep in them. Like pajamas, but sexier.

  1432. I love ebooks. I can’t (read don’t want to) live without my iphone because I keep my whole info-life in there, including a rotation of 6,000 ebooks. I love your blog. And yes, I do have your book in my ebooks library. 🙂

  1433. I love your blog 🙂

    The one thing I absolutley love and use every day is – Ocean Potion Suncare Anti-Aging Sunscreen. It dries fast and is a perfect mositurizer.

    I usually get it at Walmart but you can of course get it on Amazon too.

  1434. Excedrin Migraine. It saves my life on a damn near daily basis… Makes it so that I’m able come come out of my darkened room and play with my kids. It works better than any prescription medication I’ve ever been given and I’ve seriously considered writing them a love letter.

  1436. Although my most favorite recent thing is the $20 pill that makes the cat stop pooping worms, buying entire seasons of MSNBC Lockup for mere dollars is what comforts me after a shitty day and puts me to bed at night. Ask me anything about San Quentin!

  1437. Ok – I’m not really pandering (honest) but I can’t live without your book – I’ve purchased it four times, first on my kindle, but then I couldn’t loan it to people who I felt absolutely needed to read it, so I purchased another copy to loan to a coworker, and then she refused to give it back, so I purchased another copy to loan to my best friend who was a new mom and needed something she could read easily while breastfeeding, but then she was only reading books on her iPhone so I bought it again on kindle for her and gave the paperback to another friend. I’m like a pusher.
    I also can’t live without this pretty little hook that is on my key ring that I can hook my keys onto the inside edge of my purse so I don’t have to spend 15 minutes rooting around on the inside of my purse for my GD keys everytime.

  1438. I can’t live without Doctor Who. I began with the new series and someday (if they ever invent closed captioning for the first episodes) I’ll watch the old ones…. Doctor Who is my antidepressants. Honestly, when I get really sad or hurt or feel like hurting myself, I just watch it and lose myself in it. It’s the best therapy ever.

    And honestly, I just want this for the TARDIS towel because I’m poor and can’t afford my own. Also, my husband is a Walking Dead fan so the more Doctor Who stuff in my house the better. I’m already two shirts, a necklace and a purse ahead of him.

  1439. I am so thankful that my library offers ebooks and magazines for download. Amazing. Saves me sooooo much money in these super tight times
    I love crushed ice from the gas station or Sonic.
    Books on the Nightstand podcast for great recommendations and an interesting community of readers. They host a book convention that has become my much needed sisters trip.
    Homemade bruschetta. I live on this and it’s cheap.
    Blue Belle ice cream. Ugh so much goodness

  1441. Ok. First Ilona Andrews. It’s actually a husband and wife team, and their books are funny, exciting and solidly built in a world where magic and technology coexist roughly. They are fabulous.

    My cat,Kato. He’s a crazy little fucker, but the weight of him on my legs makes me happy.

    Getting stuff in the mail. I LOVE getting mail. Love it.

    Taking a shower, and then getting into a bed with clean sheets.

    These are things that make me happy.

  1442. Time alone. As a single mother of 3, any time I can grab to myself with nothing to do, fetch, drive, clean, etc. is most precious. And allows me to get back in the fray with a smile on my face.

  1443. Tide. Not the movement of the ocean, but the laundry detergent. It costs three times as much as the cheaper stuff, but it’s my one big splurge at the grocery store….that and really good cheese. Not only does it get the clothes way cleaner, but the smell…..the smell of it makes me feel happy. It reminds me of a time when I was young and the only care I had in the world was convincing my parents to let me stay up late enough to watch “Bewitched” on Wednesday nights. I love Tide. It makes us really clean and we smell nice too.

  1444. FanTAStic list! For me? Chimes. Doesn’t have to be the high dollar ones. Get the ones that sound beautiful to you! It’s like having Mother sit on the porch in the quiet, the two of us together. Lavender baby wash. Generic smells best! Sleep is sweet then~

  1445. Futurama – when I’m awake it’s funny and when I’m tired it has a soporific effect that puts me to sleep before the theme music is over.

  1446. My magic bullets (the kitchen one and the “other”one……..

    My kindle.

    Local music.

    Local artists.

    My husband, kids and I love day tripping and finding new art and music within 150 miles of our home, soaking up local culture. 🙂

  1447. Fels Naptha laundry bar soap. Less than a dollar at Walmart and it can get out almost any stain. Life saver with a 6 year old boy.

  1448. Jim Gaffigan on facebook and twitter, thai peanutbutter sauce is good on more things than you think, smores made in the microwave with chocolate AND some peanutbutter, cucumber vodka “mojitos”, and all the cheeses.

  1449. I can’t live without my WEN hair cleansing conditioner. It tames my thick, curly, frizzy red hair and makes it soft and silky! The tea tree version is the only thing i’ve found to help my scalp dermatitis too. I have a friend who has fine, thin hair, and the tea tree version helps grow thicker hair! Plus it’s all natural and there’s no animal testing.

    Also, Bare Minerals makeup. I am not a big makeup wearer, but this is light and natural and doesn’t feel like you are wearing a mask that is slowly sliding off your face! It also helped calm my adult acne for the last 8 years and improved the texture of my skin. Plus it has a natural SPF, which is a must for my fair skin! It is also natural and no animal testing as well. 🙂

  1450. I looooove my giant tupperware water bottles. They are huge, there’s two of them so there’s always one free when the other is being washed, they have a weird bend in the center that is good for holding it under your arm, and they are basically indestructible.

  1451. The a/c crapped out for a mere 12 hours this weekend (in NC, in JULY!), and I thought I would die. I quickly realized that this is what I can’t live without.

  1452. There are fireworks that are illegal in Texas? o_O

    Some of what you guys sell as “fireworks” in corner stores down there are classed as munitions on this side of the border. :p

  1453. Teavana teas. Expensive but so worth it. Need to buy the oolong but just dropped scads of money on Monkey Picked Green Tea (yes, you read that right), which I keep calling Monkey Paw.

  1454. My Solar Shield sunglasses. I’m too lazy to mess with contacts & the sun’s too bright in TX not to have sunglasses. I don’t have to worry about not being able to see when these puppies (they make pretty ones now) are on over my prescription glasses.

    Almost any movie animated by the Henson studios. Labyrinth, Dark Crystal… LOVE them!

  1455. My personal blender. $15 at Sprawl-Mart and I’ve used it for everything from smoothies to marinades.

  1456. I love thrift stores; prefer the independent ones to Goodwill, but love Goodwill just the same! And I didn’t drink alcohol until-Rumchata!!!! It is amazing!
    I can’t live without my family and my cats–one of the cats went missing a couple days ago and we’re all sick over it. Her “brother” is moping around the house and I don’t know how to make him feel better.

  1457. I hope to someday become a PAID writer and have been doing research on how to become a paid blogger (much like our own Jenny the Bloggess – just as cynical but perhaps not as funny). I have been fortunate enough to find some “freebies” that are helping me in my research. Below are links to some articles/websites I have found helpful.

    How To Become a Paid Blogger (About.com)
    http://weblogs.about.com/od/professionalblogging/tp/How-To-Become-A-Paid-Blogger.htm

    The Ultimate List of Better-Paid Blogging Gigs:
    http://beafreelanceblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/The-Ultimate-List-of-Better-Paid-Blogging-Gigs-45-Blogs-That-Will-Pay-You-50-or-More.pdf

    And Sophie Lizard’s website “Be A Freelance Blogger”:
    http://beafreelanceblogger.com/

    They’re all free, and Sophie (/) is apparently fantastic at replying to comments and emails from her followers!

    I don’t have my own blog yet, so my website is just my Facebook page for now. I know this makes me a complete loser but the only blog I have ever actively contributed to was an anonymous full-of-self-pity blog about infertility and child loss that NO ONE wants to read.

    Best Wishes,
    Crystal

  1458. I could not live without my Kindle. Even though it’s an old-school one and occasionally turns itself off in the middle of books, it’s become my lifeline 🙂

  1459. Just so happens I can’t live without shea butter. I look for it in lotion, body wash, shampoo, conditioner, anything to moisturize the slowly desiccating body I live in.

  1460. Some of the stuff on your list I have seen and feel the same way about, others are new! Thanks for the info, it will be great checking them out. As for some of my favorite things:
    The Metabolic Effect – finally something that makes sense!
    A small carabiner -I hook this to my purse so I can put my keys on it – otherwise my keys go into the black hole of my purse and it takes me hours to find them!
    A Kindle – This way I can take a butt load of books with me on vacation without having to have a separate suitcase just for books!
    Powells Bookstore- where you can browse the aisles for hours and always see something interesting. Also the chance to buy used books instead of new at a reduced price – old books read just as good as new once and since you save money you get to buy more!
    Goodreads – a great website to keep track of your books and get news on authors and when books come out.
    Soda Stream – I’m saving tons by not buying bubbly water. Don’t make pop with it, too much sugar. Now I have bubbly water all the time!
    Hanging Basket Chair – My favorite place to read and enjoy by back yard in the summer, so relaxing, and I love the swingyness, love to swing!
    Doctor Who Phone Case – This is my most favorite case ever! I don’t want to upgrade my phone because I will need to get a new case! I have the wallpaper set to a picture of the inside of the Tardis and the ring tone is the sound of the Tardis so technically I have a small tardis with me all the time!

  1461. The towel warmer my husband gave me for christmas a few years ago. It sucks when we stay places where I don’t have my bath sheets and my towel warmer.
    Coffee
    Wine

  1462. I really wanted Neil Gaiman too… *sigh* I guess the other stuff will be ok…. *pout* I’m reading “Anansi Boys” right now, well not RIGHT now, because I’m typing. You know what I mean.

    Hm I don’t think I could live without the library, been going since I was a little kid and I still go once a week. I’m addicted! Oh and chocolate, I need chocolate or I get super sad.

  1463. My cats, all adopted from the local animal shelter. They give me so much joy and love. And food, especially comfort food, like spaghetti and meatballs or meatloaf and mashed potatoes. Lastly, ice cream, any flavor, on a sugar cone. Nothing better than ice cream.

  1464. Wood. I turn bowls and things on a lathe so if you put your return address on the card I’ll send you a candy bowl.

  1466. When I moved 500 miles away from home, alone with my two dogs after my divorce, I discovered Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and Joss Whedon in general. Now, whenever I start feeling down (which is a lot less now, same dogs but much better husband) I watch some episodes. Schlocky as hell, but warming somehow.

  1467. I looooove 8tracks! It has great music on it for the indie-hipster side of me, and it’s free. Another thing I also love, Godiva pretzel bark. That thing is addictive.

  1468. My dog. He has super absorbent fur and thinks even the silliest of things are important. He reminds me to have fun. You can’t buy him, he’s mine all mine but petfinder will help you get one of your own.
    Monty Python and Douglas Adams. If Search for the Holy Grail doesn’t get me out of a funk then Hitchhiker or Dirk Gently will.
    You do. This is not a blatant suck-up to win the amazon gift card. Nope. A friend suggested I read your book and the two of us laughed our asses off when we weren’t crying. Our library chose it for the Beer and Books club at the local pub. Even when you’re not being hilariously funny, I always enjoy your perspective. Great Gods, your blog has had incredibly wicked insight into a lot of different issues, thank you for the motherhood post btw. I didn’t birth any kids but I do think I’m still worthy of life.

  1469. Frozen yogurt, my Kindle, bit-o-honey, chardonnay, Grey’s Anatomy, and lunch with my bestie. These make me happy and keep me sane…it’s a tough job sometimes.

  1470. I know this is really weird but I’m addicted to Vaseline jelly as a lip balm. I seriously think they’ve added something to it like Colonel Sanders does to his chicken but I don’t even care. I LOVE this shit!
    I literally have 3 giant jars ( the size most normal people buy for a first baby and never use ) all over my 2 bedroom apt AND always carry a small one in my purse. I use it constantly and would highly recommend it for anyone who wants a cheap way to keep your lips super non chappy/ peely/ gross. I also use it on my heels and cuticles and to polish my boots. I am not shitting you – it works!

  1472. Ibueprofen. Withiut it I would spend most days curled into a ball in my bed. My two yr old would have no mommy. Oh and Magnesium. It has taken me from a headache almost every day to almost never!

  1473. And!
    Beech (modal) sheets (from Bed Bath & Beyond) — so comfortable and stay cool
    and my gel topped foam pillow — stays cool and I sleep better than I have in a long time!

  1474. I’m in my first trimester and ransacked with horrible nausea. Phenergan and coke (a cola!) are lifesavers right now. I also am loving my iPhone so I can lay in bed and read your blog and the Camp Patton blog. I love you guys.

  1476. (I love Strangers in Paradise!) This is a little weird but man, I learned the past week how much I love them: bifocal contact lenses. I was so skeptical before I tried them, but holy crap, they are amazing. I’m wearing a backup pair of regular contacts while I wait for more bifocals to be delivered, and it is horrible. Like going back to Windows 3.1 or something.

  1477. I love your list, lots of things I already knew about and some new things I now love too. Better than Oprah’s give-aways (unless, of course, she is giving away a car). Something I cannot live without is my Henkel Chef’s knife. I love to cook, chopping things is cathartic, and no other knife will do now.

  1479. Jane Austen – When the world seems like crap and things are looking dark, I read Pride and Prejudice or Sense and Sensibility. Sometimes, I’ll watch the movies too – I enjoy the P&P mini-series with Colin Firth plus the Keira Knightley version.
    AMC – I am addicted to every show that channel produces – The Walking Dead, Mad Men, The Killing, Breaking Bad.
    Project Free TV – Because I don’t have access to AMC and I have to watch those shows somehow.
    Sherlock Holmes – I’ve had a crush on the great detective since I was a little girl and I first read Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s books. No man can measure up to him, probably because he’s fictional.
    Coke – The drink, not the drug. Morning doesn’t start until I crack open a can.
    The Twilight Saga – Both the books and the movies. I know, I know, complete crap. But there’s something about them that speaks to me, that feeling of not being in step with the world.
    Cream-filled doughnuts and date filled cookies from Culbert’s Bakery in Goderich, Ontario, Canada – I was born in that lake-side town and I think it’s an addiction you have from birth. If you ever visit the place, Culbert’s is located just off the town square on the street to the beach.
    Strawberry daiquiri mix without the rum – I gave up drinking in my 20s.
    The Black Stallion series of books by Walter Farley – I LOVE horses – have since I was a little girl – and those books were my touchstone when I was younger. Sometimes I’ll reread them if I’m feeling lonely and need an old friend.
    1980s alternative music – Depeche Mode, New Order, Sisters of Mercy …. really LOUD!
    Sour cream and onion potato chips
    Movie theatre popcorn
    A long line of favourite authors – Jasper Fforde, Laurie R. King, the Brontes, it goes on and on.

  1480. The book Hormones From Hell by Jan King. (Seriously funny! She takes you through fist periods, Gyn appointments, pregnancy, labor to Menopause. Every Woman I have lent this to has woken up their Spouse from laughing so hard.)
    Mel Brooks films. They are so silly I can’t help but laugh.
    Really soft blankets. When I am being attacked by my brain/self/emotions, snuggling up in the blankets are comforting. I have found some great ones at Target. Like ..Bunny Rabbit soft!
    (Can you tell I am man-less?)
    I will need to try the micro-warmer slippers.
    (I have fallen arches/flat feet, bunions, etc. I am still searching for the best shoes for this)
    Several shows on TV.
    Comedy podcasts like Nerdist, Kevin Pollack, and Aisha Tyler’s Girl on Guy
    Haagen Dazs: Gelato (sigh..yumm)
    Maybe I can think of more later.

  1481. I’m thankful for YOU Jenny! You make me laugh like I did when I was young, when giggle fits were still possible, before becoming an adult weighed me down with worries and concerns and stress and jobs and bills and housework. It feels good to laugh like that, and just about the only time I get to is when reading your blog (or your AWESOME book). So I share “you” with everyone I think would get it. 🙂 Thanks for being you, Jenny!

  1482. Dark Chocolate
    Pure Hapa’s – Haupia Orange Souffle Body Cream (mmmm)
    Dr. Pepper
    My Library’s free ebook subscription program
    red wine

  1484. I can’t live without garlic and salt. Oh and my fart app! Whenever I’m feeling blue I just shake my phone and it farts. Always makes me laugh.

  1485. Audible – Love the audio books. They keep me from having road rage going to and from work. While listening to you read your book, I was sitting at a stoplight, smacking the steering wheel because I was laughing so hard. Wil Wheaton narrating is awesome too.

  1486. Pistachio ice cream. It’s worth every penny that I have to spend, since none of the normally priced brands carry it or create it.

  1487. this is gonna be cheesy but your blog is totally one of the things that has saved me lately. Besides the cuteness of Hunter S. Tomcat “murdering” you (a video I watch more often than is necessary), your weekly shares have opened up so many awesome things to me.

    I rarely comment because there’s always a billion previous comments (I’m on the West Coast and apparently not an effective stalker) and I expect that you won’t see what I’ve written anyway, but I hope you see this and that it makes a difference at a moment when you’re feeling crushed for you to know that you’re adored by strangers =)

  1488. I have arthritis and love my microwave slippers too. and I am not yet 85, though I feel like it sometimes. Okay, really, I am 30.

    Fav things:
    Spaceheaters. I have them everywhere my feet go for extended periods in winter.
    Those giant 30 hour ice bubble things for injuries (like 1.5 feet by 9″)
    Gum
    Tagua earrings. They are natural and really lightweight, and come in many fun colors
    Squeezebox. No, this is not a necessity, but it plays internet radio in my house so I can get stations from all over the world, and listen to pandora or MOG in my home. It was the best splurge ever.
    linen dresses. comfy and lightweight and does not cling to my curves.
    a loyal dog. there is nothing better on earth than a loyal companion that listens to you cry and supports you, and listens to your venting in the most non-judgmental way.
    new underwear. everyone loves new underwear.
    a sharp knife. use your imagination. no really, I like to slice all of my fruit before eating.

    I think this is enough to make me smile for a long time.

  1489. The crockpot…great in winter for stews and great in the summertime when it’s too hot to turn on the oven.
    Elizabeth Peter’s Amelia Peabody series–clever mysteries and great characters that I always go back to

  1490. Allie’s at the top of my list, too. Preordered her book. I’m also reading Neil Gaiman at your suggestion!!!
    My daughter has my copy of your book. Funny, how I’m giving the impression I’m a big reader!!

  1491. I can’t live without my collection of Anne Bishop books, I’ve read them dozens and dozens of times and I’m rereading them again right now. I also couldn’t get by without my dvd player and my copies of Harry Potter, Pride and Predjudice, and Safety Not Guaranteed.

  1492. Your blog!–Totally free and great fun and emotionally supportive and full of great recommendations like these.

    Plus, usually from the Farmers Market but also available at the local wine shop, I might add, Ropp Jersey Cheese, Green Onion Cheddar. OMG. Very good. Especially good with wine.
    http://www.roppcheese.com/shop/index.php?productID=165

    And also Drunken Goat Cheese, wherever and whenever I can find it. Here’s one place:
    http://www.thekitchn.com/cabra-al-vino-drunken-goat-che-124805

  1493. I have a karabiner hook that I use to hold my many, many bunches of keys: car, two bikes in different towns (commute by train), three houses (mine, mom’s, dad’s), keys for two offices, locker at university gym, IDs for my other workplaces, set of keys to my friend’s house where I’m feeding the cat or watering flowers any week.
    I sometimes need five sets in one day, so I add them on and take them off as needed. Mostly though, I just drag around twenty-five or so keys, just to be sure I can get in where I need to…

  1495. Pilot Precise V5 pens. Rolling ball, very fine tip, a wet smooth ink that dries fast enough for a lefty. It feels lovely to write with one. And brand-new spiral notebooks.

    And the pitcher and basin I bought at a thrift store, which is filled with bright red silk cabbage roses. (The pitcher, not the thrift store.)

  1496. I’ve learned I can’t live without my camera and the band Frightened Rabbit. I love taking photos, I’d like to do it professionally but for now I just have a fun hobby. As for Frightened Rabbit, I discovered them over a year ago and I can’t stop listening to them.

  1498. Trader Joe’s “Hold The Cone” ice cream cones. Little bitty cones with the tiniest scoop of vanilla (or chocolate) ice cream, coated in chocolate. One is 90 wee calories, and you feel like you’ve had a treat. They make a lot of things better.

    If that doesn’t work, cheap red wine. Or mineral water, in a citrus flavor.

  1499. PB2 Powdered Peanut Butter – If you haven’t found it yet, find it now. Unless of course you have a peanut allergy then it would be powdered death. This stuff is A-Freakin-Mazin! Sprinkle it on your oatmeal, dip strawberries in it, throw some in pasta – there is no end to the peanutbuttery goodness here. Oh and it also comes in Chocolate Peanut Butter….

    My folding chair with the strap attached to the legs. Because I have kids, kids who camp and play sports. There is always a concert, campout or game to get to and I can never seem to keep up with the chair baggie that the other folding chairs come with. A close second to this is my EZ-UP tent – because this is Texas and somebody keeps building sports fields without trees.

    Handmade soaps – goats milk is a favorite for dry and sunburned skin, but mostly I just buy the ones that smell delicious.

  1500. Books would head off my list. Especially, Robin Hobb books.

    The boxed set of Firefly DVDs.

    Eff-off sugar scrub– has prevented stretch marks this pregnancy(my first)

    Cadbury Flake bars– chocolate heavenC

    Mod cloth shoes

    Etsy for all the things!

    And my chihuahua and husband.

  1501. Besides Coffee to wake me up every morning. My most favorite that I cannot live without is not something I can buy in a store. It is my husband of 31 years, my daughters and my grandsons. Regardless of the day I am having, i couldn’t live without any of them. My husband is there for me 100% as well as my daughter’s , who make sure that I am ok, helping me when they can , and just being there. My blessings having grandson’s watching them grow, laugh and drive my daughter and son in law nuts at times is totally Awesome!! OH and the other that is my favorite is my miniature long haired dauschund that is my service dog.

  1502. On a College Budget here’s what I can’t live without:
    – Jack Kornfield! His website: http://www.jackkornfield.com/ His books are awesome and I’ve learned so much about living, meditating, staying in the here and now and just in general how to tackle life. Also: His voice is sexy! I can listen to his audiobooks for hours on end! Thanks to the library I can afford reading/listening to his things without actually having to spend money on them. Although it would be nice to own them.
    – Dove Cream Shower. I use it for long luxurious baths. Smells awesome (nice, clean, safe) and makes foam you can play with.
    – http://www.aa.org ! I go to AA meetings and they help me stay sober and alive. Not sane, since that’s impossible, but at least sober. That way I can’t blame my bad decisions on someone else, I have to face the facts. And life. And living sober is pretty damn awesome! It doesn’t cost you money to go to a meeting either.
    – Can’t live without my cat and I lovingly invest money in him because he keeps me happy, dries my tears and loves me unconditionally. Here’s to cats!
    – Casablanca. The movie. Sad, happy, romantic, sarcastic, funny. And you get eye-candy regardless of your sexual orientation! It puts things in perspective for me and when I have one of those “Casablanca days” (when I feel that I have a mental illness and that the world is a bad place for me to live in right now) Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart bring love and light into the day. And sarcasm. A lot of sarcasm.
    – Books. No more explanation needed.

  1503. Mini-vans with sliding doors on both sides. I don’t know why they were ever built any other way, but I’d never go back…

  1504. Urban Decay eyeshadow primer. Seriously, that stuff is amazing. I put it on under my eyeshadow and it won’t smudge ALL DAY. I’ve even fallen asleep with it on and woken up with PERFECT EYESHADOW. It doesn’t sweat or cry away, either. Pretty awesome stuff, if you ask me.

  1505. I bake a lot and make a lot of fancy cakes, and I finally splurged on a non-stick rolling mat. I love that mat. It makes everything so much easier… 🙂

  1506. The public library, which supports my book a day habit. (And more authors than I could list.)

    Benadryl itch relief sticks, because mosquitoes think I’m frickin’ tasty.

    Hawaiian Tropic sunscreen. I’m almost too pale to be exposed to direct sunlight–I’m better off inside with a book.

    (I used to think Neil Gaiman was too scary for me, but bloggers like you convinced me to try him. I started with Sandman, and decided he was creepy but amazing.)

  1508. The wheel of time series by robert jordan (my husband and I fell in love reading those together)
    Sherlock
    My weighted blanket (aka the corpse blanket) it helps keep the anxiety managable with less medication
    Ren fairs so I can dress up and carry my parasol without the usual weird looks
    And your book. It makes me feel less alone and braver so thank you

  1509. Right now, it’s the portable air conditioner we bought for the bedroom (it’s a SoleusAir). Our house has no central air and we live in the desert. I don’t do well in heat. This thing has made it possible formet o sleep at night during the summer and actually move around during the day without poring sweat. We have a wall ac in the living room, but that doesn’t get the bedroom at all.

    I also cannot live without Aquaphor medicated ointment. That stuff cures everything! We started using it when Ro was a baby for diaper rashes and then found it heals cuts, heat rash and itchy, scaly skin in adults and children.

    My last item is tea tree oil. Got a bug bite or pimple? Tea tree oil. Sunburn? Tea tree oil. Want a homemade cleaner/disinfectant? Tea tree oil in a spray bottle of water. Cheap and cheerful!

    PS: I’m salivating over the Doctor Who stuff you listed. The towel is awesome!

  1510. The Umbrella Academy comic. I absolutely love it and (though this sounds stupid) bits of it have helped me with my self harm issues.

  1511. Stupid ABC Family TV shows. Greek, Switched at Birth, Bunheads, Make it or Break it–I love them all. Even though they can be really dumb, they are also some of the most diverse shows on TV, and I love that they are all set in places other than NYC or LA.

  1512. Books on CD (budget-friendly at the library). I can’t survive a car ride without them and it makes me feel smart when I go to the library. double happy

  1513. Chapstick. Specifically Wild’erb Lip Balm. I get twitchy without one close at hand. http://www.wilderb.com/lip_balm.html#ecwid:category=0&mode=product&product=800608

    Corn Huskers Lotion. Awesome for dry spots – elbows, feet, ankles.

    Cod Liver Oil (I prefer the tablets so I don’t have to taste it). I used to get adult acne like crazy and I read some idiot magazine girl or beauty someone recommend it and thought, what the hell and bought some. For the first time ever, an idiot beauty girl was right. It’s amazing what the difference is!

  1514. I got a Kindle as a completely unexpected and totally surprising Christmas present last year. I’m a writer and had always been violently anti e-reader, paper books forever was my motto. Then I got a Kindle HD. I was excited because I figured I could play games and watch videos, but I didn’t really get into the book aspect of it for a while. One day I researched a classic book I’d always wanted to read and discovered tons of classic literature that I could download to my Kindle for free. I then discovered 99 cent books and books from my favorite authors for several dollars less than I would need to pay for a bound copy. Since I read voraciously and incessantly and very fast, keeping myself in things to read is tough. The Kindle helped solve that problem without breaking my budget. Love that thing now and wouldn’t be without it.

  1515. My minivan. We have everything we ever need to live crammed into it, including a “van potty”. It never fails, the preschoolers always have to potty in the worst neighborhoods or during severe thunderstorms. We don’t even have to get out of the van to solve the problem. The kids think our van is cool because they are too young to know better.

  1516. I can’t live without my dehydrator and my canning/water bath supplies. It sounds silly but I love making jellies and jams that you can’t just buy in stores. And my dehydrator has saved me tones of money because now instead of throwing out fruits that me and the kids don’t eat all of I can throw it in my dehydrator and have a new healthy treat.

  1517. Of course my cat – the most spoiled rescue cat out there.

    My French Press for brewing loose tea.

    Also books, especially Friedrich Durrenmatt (any of his but my go-to is The Physicists).

  1518. Books, books, books, kindle books, ipad books, paperbacks, hardcover, torn or pristine. Would die without my books

  1519. Well, DAMMIT! I wanted Neil Gaiman… I can’t live without The Graveyard Book by him. I LOVE it! Also, cookies and cream Hershey’s kisses.

  1520. Aaron’s books – http://aaronsbooks.com/local/
    I don’t actually live anywhere near them, but I bought some books through them after a tornado destroyed one of our local schools. They helped coordinate a project to replace library and classroom books. Not only did I get the books that were needed for a good rate but they sent me a hand written note and a cute tote bag. I don’t buy books often (I am addicted to my library as well) but when I do I usually order them from Aaron’s. I feel like they have a personal touch even though they aren’t in the same state.

  1521. Can a recipe change your life? I make this every Christmas and give it to friends and people I want to be friends with, because once they eat it, they will love you and want to keep you on their friend list for-ev-er.

    Popcorn Crack
    Seriously, this is like crack, but you won’t end up in jail when you overdose on it.

    1 bag of corn pops (This is not the cereal, you find it in the potato chip aisle)
    put this in a big aluminum roaster pan

    Then in a sauce pan:
    2 sticks butter (REAL butter, no plastic margarine)
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1/2 cup of Karo corn syrup

    Bring to a boil, stir cheerily for 2 minuties.

    Add 1 tsp baking soda–remember the volcanos you made in grade school? Same effect

    Pour over the corn pops, stir until they are covered–put in the oven for 45 min at 250–stir every 15 min. Ziplocked up, I think these will last until the end of the decade–but they won’t last that long.

  1522. This blog. Seriously. It’s like hearing from an old friend. And a dishwasher, I guess. Took it forgranted for years when I had one, not I live in a house without one. Well, I shouldn’t say that, I still have one…her name is April.

  1523. Register another vote for the public library. I go to mine *at least* once a week. I love audio books for the car, and for when I’m working a jigsaw puzzle (another cheap treat–seriously, these save me from hurting people) in the dining room. I prefer hardcover for other reading environments. I also use my library for DVDs, CDs, and magazines.

    Last Line bookmarks are the best (for self and gifts): http://www.barnesandnoble.com/p/home-gift-bookmark-last-line-multi-set-of-2/12601679

    Nail polish: I do my own nails. I have a bazillion colors; but, one of my recent faves is China Glaze “Frostbite.” Seriously–people *grab my hands* and gush over the color. http://www.amazon.com/China-Glaze-Nail-Lacquer-Hardeners/dp/B001OTG03W/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374518133&sr=8-1&keywords=china+glaze+frostbite

    Index cards: I have a pile in five rooms of my house, and a few in my purse, for notes. Target had them on sale for $0.50/100 last week. I prefer the unlined (I use both sides, and change orientation at will); but, you can use whatever you want. They also come in colors (though those are more expensive).

    Q & A 5-year journal: I just recently purchased two of these (one for myself and one for Number Two Son, at his request). I learned about it from my bonus mom, who’s doing it with my (step)sister and my young niece. It’ll be fun to look back to see how my/our answers changed from year to year (especially for NTS, who is doing it during his senior year in HS, and all through college). http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_fb_0_5?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=q%20%26%20a%20a%20day%205%20year%20journal&sprefix=q+%26+a%2Cbeauty%2C219&rh=i%3Astripbooks%2Ck%3Aq%20%26%20a%20a%20day%205%20year%20journal

    I’m sure I’ll think of more. Thanks for starting this Jenny–it’s just brilliant! And, thanks to everyone else for sharing their great cheap/free treasures.

  1525. I love Neil Gaiman. I love his wife, Amanda Palmer. I love you. I love your book. I love my independent bookstore that carries your book. They thought I knew you when I squealed at my daughter, “LOOK, they have Jenny’s Book”!

  1526. I can’t live without my dogs. Everyday I come home they are happy to see me. They are always so sad when I leave them in the morning, but they completely forgive and forget when I get home. They always bring a smile to my face and love me no matter what. No person can do that.

  1527. Knitting. seriously. Its two sticks and some string and you can make magical things happen from it with out really spending a lot of money. There are so many free resources to learn from. Of course if you get sucked in to the hobby, you can end up spending a lot of money, but really it doesn’t have to be like that. And worst case, you have staby sticks to fend off fiends.

  1528. My mini brita pitcher for my small apartment fridge.

    bobby pins with grippy rubber on the inside. My hair slides out of everything.

    My heating blanket. I only need it 2-3 nights a year, but I have no heat so sometimes it is wonderful.

    Same goes for my footie cookie monster jammies I found in adult sizes at Walmart.

    And lemon essential oil. I’ve started cleaning with it. Wow. Less bugs and my place smells Ah-maz-ing!

  1529. i can’t live without my kindle. i would give up my computer, phone, tv, all electronics to keep my kindle. i live in a small town, with a small library and hate leaving this small town. my kindle opens me up to all the books in the world and THAT saves me everyday. i tried reading a real book from the library recently, it was awful, so heavy and you had to get your other hand out from underneath the blanket to turn a page.

  1531. ….Netflix so I can watch 500 hours of shows I find I love and Diet Dr Pepper so I stay hydrated during said marathons, Lost added the last season………squeal!

  1533. Audiobooks. I love to read, but I work out of my car. Driving all day I listen to audiobooks and podcasts. I have a list of several dozen I update each week.

  1534. Funny you should mention independent bookstores. I had just finished looking through “Read this!” which features several lists of favorite books from independent bookstores throughout the country (although they really should have checked out the one in Marfa, Texas). I had borrowed it from the library but had to just break down and buy a copy, because who can copy that many lists? Oh, and that is another thing you can pamper yourself with: a library card. If you have food, shelter, and transportation, a library card and a halfway decent AM-FM radio are really all you need to fend off the boredom.

  1535. Sadly, my weekly pill box. I would have NO idea if I took my brain pills or not unless I fill it up every Sunday, just like my grandmother did…

  1537. The internet. I completely cannot live without my internet connection. None of my friends live near me, so the vast majority of socializing I do happens online. Not only does it let me talk to my friends who are 500 miles away, but it’s saved me from self-harm, too. Internet is another word for sanity for me.

  1539. Cherry Chapstick. So simple and yet so impossible to live without. I forgot it yesterday when we went to the beach and made my husband and friend get off the bus with me at a convenient store to get more so my entire day wasn’t ruined.

    And one more – V2 Electronic Cigarette. I bought the kit hoping to cut down my nearly two pack a day habit. That was six months ago and I haven’t touched a regular cigarette since. No cravings even being surrounded by smokers at home and work. Saved me near a thousand dollars already (which is shameful in itself.) Anyone even considering quitting – buy this.

  1541. Local game stores. I love buying things there instead of a big chain store. The sense of community is amazing. Ours has an anniversary party every year with free food, free raffle, and tons of discounts.

    My public library. We recently moved and I have rediscovered my love of libraries after having to move boxes full of my husband’s books. He still has textbooks from college (10 years ago) that he refuses to part with!

  1542. I absolutely LOVE Doctor Who. Long before I knew of that wonderful series though I would have to say what brought me through my dark teenage years was my love of [url=http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0046XG48O/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_7Yx7rb07VY5QD]Buffy[/url]. After Buffy ended I discovered all the other awesome shows Joss Whedon has done and I have to say that they are all must-have’s in my book. [url=http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000AQS0F/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_z3x7rb0ZZF62J]Firefly[/url], [url=http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0042RUHVY/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_U4x7rb17XWXE3]Dollhouse[/url], and yes even [url=http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000TLTCU4/ref=cm_sw_r_tw_dp_x7x7rb1A2NSCZ]Angel[/url] though it did get a bit weird at the end. They helped me escape for 45 mins at a time as Doctor Who does today. 🙂

  1544. My Trek Lexa S bicycle. I ride all over the city on it. The frame is designed to fit a woman’s body and it fits me perfectly. I feel strong and fast on my bike.

    Chia seeds. I’m addicted to chia seed pudding made with milk, chia seeds, maple syrup, vanilla and cocoa. Yum.

    Organix shampoo and conditioner. It’s not that expensive, but it feels like a luxury. And there are no sulfates.

    The Bloggess, of course. I come here for laughs, tears and inspiration. Thank you, Jenny.

  1545. The book, “Just One Thing”. Helping me with crippling anxiety! I actually feel lighter after reading it!

  1547. What a great idea, Jenny!

    My tops are:
    USB hand warmers (I’m always cold!):
    http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fingerless-Design-USB-Hands-Warmer-Gloves-for-PC-Gaming-Typing-Moving-Mouse-/290946996796

    This stress relief essential oil blend (Neroli oil is supposed to be calming. Don’t know if it’s a placebo effect, but it helps to calm me during some of my anxious times):
    http://www.escentsaromatherapy.com/Stress-Relief-Essential-Oil-Blend_p_358.html

    Coconut sugar and nectar (many brands, make sure it’s pure):
    I love the nectar to sweeten plain yogurt. So tasty. Can be used in place of sugar – and it’s better for you than refined sugar.

    Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories – Get Lucky, Lose Yourself to Dance, Doin’ it right. Love the whole album

    Ludovico Einaudi – Try Melodia Africana III first

    Pure Shea butter (from West Africa) – I have super dry skin and eczema. It’s one of the only things that keeps my skin super hydrated.

    Baking soda as a face scrub. Keeps my face super soft, free of dry skin, and pores clear.

    Argan oil – great for keeping my face from flaking, doesn’t leave my skin oily (I just put a drop or two with another moisturizer). Day and/or night use.

    Tea tree oil diluted as a mouth wash. Keeps your breath fresh and mouth healthy when you need it every now and then!

    I could go on…but I will stop there…

  1548. I am definately not a promoter if any specific brands – my theory is always “if it’s cheaper and doesn’t give me a disease then I’m in”, especially with the job losses we’ve suffered, I don’t have the luxury of being choosy. I do have a few things that I love though:

    – Glutenfreeda oatmeal – this stuff makes me so happy every morning that I can’t even express my love for it. Even if you don’t have gluten allergies, it is delish!

    – Books – I don’t care if you get them from Goodwill, your local bookstore, your town library, your Kindle or your friends (and I do all the above) – I relish my time reading to escape from real world/personal issues and problems and live in another world. And no matter what mood you are in, you can find one that matches it!

    – Cats – I am well on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady – I have the crazy part down, now I need to add to my 2 cat menagerie. Their love and antics and attitude make me realize that that is the life I want.

    – I know this is cliche’ but I love the fact I found this hilarious site and Jenny Lawson. I browse it when I need to smile, I read it when I’m having an extremely rough day and I’m constantly telling friends about it. Bringing to life and attention that depression really does suck and that it’s not something to be ashamed of. I fucking love her for this – I called the Pope the other day to nominate her for sainthood.

  1549. Email, a good book to read, my phone, my fiance (too cheesy?), good cheese, gin, Benedict Cumberbatch

  1550. I absolutely LOVE smencils (smencils.ca), which are these amazingly scented coloured pencils that are made of 100% recycled newspapers and packaged in a corn-based biodegradable tube.

  1551. They make something called Hair Bling?!?!? *looks it up* Okay. I think I’ve found my new Happiness Bringer thanks to the tribe here! ^.^

    As a librarian I give a hearty cheer for all the book/media/library love going on too.

    Savage Chickens comic: Seriously! An awesome geeky mix of humor which often ties in Dr. Who, Star Trek, Star Wars, Working in an Office, Cats, Zombies…all drawn with chickens. I never fail to giggle at it.

    Zooborns.com: Cute animals! Even animals that are so hideous I still kinda go “Okay, EEEWWW but at the same time…awwwww”

    Girls With Slingshots: Funny, touching, diverse and often with cats.

    Belly dancing: I’m lucky enough to have a rather inexpensive weekly class within 15 minutes of a drive and love every one of those 90 minutes each Monday night. Laughter, dancing, shimmies, bling, costumes, camaraderie. It’s amazing and therapeutic and just worth every cent.

    A Little Princess by Frances Hodgson Burnett and Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel: I can read these over and over, cover to cover, non-stop. I could probably recite them at this point but I just can’t stop deriving pleasure from the words and the images they evoke. So many other books and authors: Terry Pratchett, Harry Potter series, Hunger Games, XXXHolic, The Fault in our Stars, Laini Taylor’s Delirium series….

  1552. Audible. I had lost the time to read (had a baby) and now I can listen to books all day at work. It’s like getting paid to read and who doesn’t love that?

  1553. Hoodies – I need the pockets to carry all the stuff I don’t want to lose in the depths of my purse.
    My Iphone – Otherwise I would never be able to remember all the random stuff I need to buy – ie. supplies for the lemonade stand my daughter is obsessed with having.
    My car – I hate being dependent on others to get around. It was fine before I knew the freedom of going where I want, when I want. Oh, and full-serve gas stations. There are some embarrassing stories (that usually end with me in tears of frustration/embarrassment) of me trying to pump my own gas. I’m 30. It’s a bad scene.
    Hilarious people who have the courage to share the darkest recesses of their mind, like Jenny Lawson. <3

  1555. Also!

    Homemade flax seed hair gel. Boil the flax seeds with water. Add essential oils if you want. Doesn’t leave your curly hair crunchy!

  1556. This American Life
    White noise machine (I cannot emphasize this one enough!)
    Perfectly executed margarita (preferably made by me)
    Any pie baked by my mother
    Dark chocolate covered edamame from Trader Joe’s
    Meditation
    Books and music, but of course

  1557. I cannot live without Burt’s Bees Lip Balm. To quote one of my favorite movies…they put an addictive chemical in it to make you crave it nightly…

  1558. Cloth door silencers. I got one on etsy and then had to get one for every door in the house.

  1561. Music. All of it. In particular Trevor Hall’s song “Lullaby,” which helped me get through that emergency room visit when I miscarried. And your blog posts, which always make me feel deeply. Books by SARK.

  1562. 1. Crack Squares (aka Kellogg’s Frosted Mini Wheat’s Blueberry Cereal). I think the name says it all.
    2. Netflix (it’s cable for poor people…)
    3. Coupons (it really is like free money – plus, shameless plug here for http://www.offers.com, I work there!)
    4. Half Price Books…the place and the things.
    5. Really soft sheets – I recently used a coupon at my Bed Bath & Beyond and got these incredible 600-thread count sheets. Hey, It doesn’t seem luxurious to some, but when you are used to sleeping on sheets that feel like those tri-fold brown paper towels you get out of some public bathrooms…then 600-thread count sheets feel like you are sleeping in lotion. They are awesome!!!

  1563. Right now I can’t live without a/c. And if people think Canada is cold just come here and try the 40C (104F) temps we get every summer.

  1564. I LOVE Absolute Vintage Milk Paint in the color Grandmother’s Apron (http://www.studio11boutique.com/). I just refinished my daughter’s bedroom furniture with it and the pieces turned out beautiful. I’m ready to experiment on more furniture with different colors.

  1565. A heated mattress pad. I guess it’s kind of like microwave slippers, but for your whole body. And my Kindle.

  1566. – Doctor Who
    – funky nail polish (it’s a quick day to make a bad day better. slap on something bright & you can’t be in as bad of a mood. it’s impossible to be angry with funky nails)
    – my dogs. they’re assholes, but I love them
    – cute animal videos. i don’t care what it is. show me a cute animal video & it solves most problems.
    – my phone. I have the internet with me at all times. THATISAMAZING

  1567. I have to get some of those booties! I have RA and my feet are always killing me, now if I could just find sandals that don’t hurt.
    Carmex or Burts Bees Chap Stick – I always have one of the two on me.
    My flat iron – no one wants to see this hair all natural.
    Green Mountain Breakfast Blend – I love this coffee, a lot.
    Advil PM – It has advil for the pain and it makes me sleep, everyone likes me better if I sleep.
    Comfy soft PJ’s- because on really bad RA days I’m not dressing in anything else.

  1568. Anything written by Christopher Moore. His book “Lamb” had me laughing so hard. When I am down, I read that book. I even purchased the special edition that looks like a bible, with gilded edges, the red bookmark string and everything.

  1569. – Chapstick. Seriously, when I don’t have it, I get all twitchy and my lips feel drier by the minute.
    – My ipad. Pretentious perhaps, but I read, surf the net, play Candy Crush, pin stuff and keep tabs on Facebook, all from this small little hand-held device. I love it.
    – My Nalgene water bottle. I drink copious amounts of water every day and I love that it’s a pretty color, see through and indestrctible.

  1570. This is a toss-up between my insulated Camelbak water bottle & my bottle of Mod Podge. I love them both. For verrrry different reasons. 🙂

  1571. I can’t live without Melatonin. I live in Alaska, so not having any darkness in the summer makes it really hard for me and my family to go to sleep. One of these and about 30 minutes later and I’m ready for bed.

  1572. Staedtler pens. They’re from Germany, but you can buy them on Amazon. I write a lot: postcards for no reason, lists of things I’ll probably never get done, sometimes letters that I may or may not mail. I also like to doodle, and I’ve recently gotten into Zentangling. All of this adds up to needing something better than your typical $1-for-12 Bic pens. I love Staedtler… they write smoothly and the colors are great. Also, they’re not horribly expensive; they’re something like $16 for 20 pens. They’re not cheap, but they’re not going to send you to the poorhouse, either.

  1573. This list gets more awesome by the minute. I thought of a few more things to add:
    – food TV. Almost any food tv. I am an addict, mainly because otherwise the addiction would be to actual food. So I watch Best Food Ever, Man vs Food, Great British Bake Off, Masterchef, the Hairy Bikers and so many more. A lot is BBC stuff, but the outrageous American stuff is really cool. And outrageously insanely big on portions. And cheese. And bacon.
    – Quiz shows. QI has been named before, and is for me one of the best. totally useless info already clogs the works n my head, so any Quite Interesting tidbits are easily added. Can’t wait for the next season to start!
    – My laptop. I walk to the station and sit on the train everyday. Since I bought my laptop, I can watch food tv on the go. Or QI. Mainly it offers a way to not sit alone upstairs behind the computer, but spend more time with my husband.
    – Baking. Yes, the food addiction comes dangerously close. I just love baking cupcakes, and can go into a zenlike trance decorating a cake. It”s about the sharing too, as I mainly bake for others, though any good cook knows that you need to taste before serving. I get the same enjoyment from reading recipes, even if I never actually make them. Just imagining the result can be bliss. Or utter confusion, depending on the recipe.

    My uncle makes fun of me n Facebook for talking about food so much. I don’t mind though, for me, good food eans sharing, enjoying the company of friends and family and putting an effort into making something for others to enjoy. So Jen, if you ever need a cupcake, I will send it to you. I mean it, even if I have to stuff it in an envelope and tell the postman it’s just a very soft stuffed toy. (Or I could send of those too, as a distraction. And you’d be “why am I getting a super squishy toy?”and then the next day “What, more squishy soft toys? No,smooshed cupcake!

    PS: I live in Holland. How long can you keep buttercream unrefrigerated?

  1574. Things I cannot live without:
    1) obligatory “Family” listing
    2) scented soap
    3) interweb
    4) fresh pedicure (everything is better when your toes aren’t snaggly)
    5) travel books (sometimes planning the vacay is better than the actual thing).
    6) Tito’s vodka
    7) crisp (not crispy) comforter
    8) cheesecake factory strawberry and cream cupcake (sold at Barnes & Noble cafe).

  1575. My pumping bustier! How else would I have free hands to scroll through Bloggess postings while pumping at work?

  1576. Facebook, for sure.. the bloggess.com… My cat, Ed… Coke Zero and Grey Goose… Real Housewives of (insert any city).. and my laptop. It’s the little things 🙂

  1578. Friends:
    I’ve been unemployed for over a year now and i dont have any income. Being 31 and hearing over and over again you are too expensive (too old!!!!) to hire is really depresssing. My husband has a fulltime job, but has diabetes which still isnt under control after 6 yrs od medication. He needs a less stressfull job, but we can’t afford him searching for one or becoming unemployed. He recently became ill and even had an operation and has been home for 8weeks now. We have been saving months to go to this fanrasy thing we visit every year and itll be one of the very few things we’ll be able to do this year. So ofcourse the oven breaks down, one of our bikes, hubby gets sick: medical bills, and so on. So our budget was getting pretty low and we tried saving everywhere we could. But things weren’t looking good. To make a long story short:
    One say the doorbell rang, and there was a huge crate filled with groceries in front of it. All the things we like to eat and more. Inside was a card direct to us: sending some positive energy .
    Needless to say, i burst out in tears. We still don’t know who did it, im not sure they will ever confess doing it. But it was such a kind thing to do.
    I know you can’t buy friends.. well maybe you can, but they might not be the right kind 😉 , but i couldnt live without them.

    And books: i live for books. I dont have the budget to buy them all anymore. And i cant afford to buy random ones that turn out to be crap. Next month, its my birthday, and with the money i’ll hopefuly get, im buying an Ereader. That way i can still keep reading all the books i want, lots of friends have an Ereader and the ebooks i like ( and i wont have to wait a yr for the paperbacks to come out in my country.). But i’ll still save up for the books i love and adore, because i want to support the writers and own the real deal. But this way i have more time to save up for them 🙂

  1579. Two thing I can’t live without and wish I could give to others:

    My Dyson Animal. Was a few extra dollars – completely worth it with the amount of animals I have mixed in with my OCD cleaning disorder. KICKS ASS and are supposedly indestructible, I managed to do it BUT they have an amazing warranty so it will be fixed soon.

    Incredi Sonic – Media player. Allows me to have marathon watching of my favorite movies or TV shows like Spartacus(OMG if you aren’t watching this – DO IT) and Game of Thrones.

  1580. I must say I too LOVE bath sheets and microwavable slippers (mine are lavendar and chamomile scented to help relax)…
    And here are some of my favorite things/things I cannot live without:
    Myfitnesspal.com : Just started up on this July 1, and am down 8.6 pounds as of today!
    Target: the best hundred dollar store ever!
    Philosophy Amazing Grace Body Butter: leaves your skin feeling like satin and smells incredible
    My Nook Color/laptop: to connect me with the world of books, and the interweb
    OPI Nail polish: the fun names of the colors make me smile, and not bite my nails.
    Caribou Coffee: Minnesota based coffee company
    My Samsung Galaxy SIII: the 4 was just too big…
    thebloggess.com: ’nuff said.
    Thanks Jenny for providing me with a sense of normalcy.

    Follow me on Twitter at: @Jlo_binks

  1581. My doggie door. My little fella used to drive me crazy wanting to be let in and out of the house. We weren’t thrilled with the idea of installing a doggie door because it was a security risk. But we found one that gets installed in a screen door, so he can only access it when we’re home and open the slider for him. It’s been a life saver. Or at least a not having to get off my lazy butt saver!

  1582. My ROKU 3 with the headphone jack built into the remote, no more worrying that my children are absorbing the horriying sounds from my scary shows in their sleep! And Caller ID that shows on my television screen, no more getting up for telemarketers or in-laws.

  1583. My contigo water bottle. otherwise, I spill. I take it with me everywhere and keep it bedside all night. Cheapest at Costco. My hubby can’t live without his Contigo coffee mug.

    Yoga. I stopped a few months ago because I couldn’t (didn’t) make time to squeeze it in, and I’m miserable without it.

    George Takei. He makes my day. Daily.

    TEDTalks. They’re short and amazing and a good dose of positivity.

    Nice Peter. I’m WAY too old to be enjoying this kid on YouTube, but he’s so damn cheerful and positive, I actually get bummed when he skips a Monday show. Epic Rap Battles are pretty awesome too.

    Tim Minchin. Can’t believe he wasn’t on your list, Jenny…

    Earplugs for this mama with sensory issues. Someday when I’m rich, I’ll get the custom kind that musicians use.

  1584. As a convenient tie-in to Oprah, her favorite fried chicken is apparently from Ezell’s, here in Seattle…and I was never a fried chicken fan until I discovered Ezell’s (independently of any Oprah-guided recommendation). So delicious. Can I live without it? Well, I’d probably live LONGER without it…but why would I want to?!

  1585. Iced caramel coffee with an extra espresso shot because my boyfriend is a lovable idiot and gave it to already crazy me, good crazy, and makes me extra giggly and bouncy.
    Earl Grey tea because it calms me down, to give me after said sugar rush or I crash and fall off his bed.
    Lots of pillows, when I fall off his bed.
    Band-aids for when I still think it’s a good idea to tickle said very ticklish boyfriend when I’m still sugar high, because he still hasn’t figured out the Earl Grey tea thing, and whacks me in the nose and ear with his bony elbows.
    More pillows for his bed when we actual fall asleep on his bed and I almost fall off the other side.
    Moral of story: I’m dangerous without my sugar high rush but almost criminally hilarious when I am sugar high. I think that’s why he does gets me caffeine. That asshole, but some of my best stories involve me really hyper, so I still love him.
    P.S. A sugar high is a totally real thing. Just ask my band friends about the great gummy bear high of 2011.

  1586. I love Hyperbole and a Half. I have missed her blogs so much it hurts.

    I can’t live without Five Hour Energy drinks, My Smart Phone, and Netflix streaming. These are my guilty must haves. Or is it must halves. Wait that’s not right. Gotta have-ums. There, that’s it.

  1587. Netflix and my Kindle Fire (the girls or I use both every single day, and I likely have about 20 different books in my Kindle at varying stages of being read because I’m ADD apparently when given too many options)! And of course, this blog. I can’t go a day without checking it, including all the awesome comments you always insprire LOL!

  1588. neurosleep, I need to try that!
    my favorite thing lately is dq blizzards. I tried the smores one this weekend and added reeses cups. that was amazing!

  1589. DR. WHO!! I followed a friend’s advice and watched the first season through to the two-parter “The Empty Child”. At the end of it, I was jumping up and down on my bed screaming “Yes! Yes! Yes!” Since then, completely hooked. I wish I could find a way to mainline it into my brain because I am still working my way through the episodes but I want to have seen them all NOW!
    Also, was wonderfully surprised to see how many people have listed Terry Pratchett’s novels here. Love him, love his books.
    And to echo the suck-up-ness (not a word), your blog. A friend showed me the Beyonce post and that was all it took.

  1591. My local animal rescue – I volunteer. Makes me feel like I am doing some good in this crazy world, one critter at a time.

  1592. My tankless hot water heater. It’s incredible. The only problem is, now I don’t have anything definitive stopping me from taking an hour long shower… well, except for the children yelling at me through the bathroom door.

  1593. I’m going to go REAL because I’ve been without it and cry. I imagine that if you were around me with without it- I’d be really grossed out. Toilet Paper- I don’t care how bad it is, it still does a better job then a corn husk or old catalog. Toilet paper-I consider myself lucky

  1594. You honey. You make me laugh, you make me cry, but at the end of the day I feel more connected in this world. That’s a pretty big deal to me.

  1595. Cadbury eggs. You can get a case from Amazon year round they will cost you 45$ and you WILL likely gain 20lbs but they are my drug of choice.
    iPhone and Pandora radio are tied for second place. Free music would win but I love google at my fingertips to prove to dh that I am correct!
    Third place goes to amazing tv. The killing, Luther, Sons of Anarchy, The walking dead, Game of thrones and dexter, to name a few. I do love some animated shows too; like Archer and Venture Bros.( Sterling and Brock were both on my baby names lists!!)Ruby Gloom and Daria will always be there for me to rewatch when I need them.

  1596. Lip stuff. carmex moisture plus. vaseline lip therapy. coconut gloss from the dollar store. whatever I can get my hands on, I will try it. Not Chapstick though. Chapstick SUCKS! except the mint one. I would eat that one when I was a kid. ahhhhh. fond memories.

  1597. I can’t live without Tori Amos’ Little Earthquakes and Boys for Pele albums. Her other stuff is good but these two are my must haves.
    Also on my list: Terry Pratchett. By far and large my favorite author. He even wrote a book with the fantastic and super nice Neil Gaiman.
    Also, also: homemade lip balm.
    And finally: My spinning wheel. Not cheap at all really, but well worth all of the extra hours I put in waiting tables just so I could get it. Making yarn helps keep me as sane as I ever get. It may have taken me years to get it, but I don’t know how I ever lived without it. <3

  1598. I am OBSESSED with Neuro Sleep. It’s like Nyquil without the weird licorice taste (that I happen to love). And it doesn’t make me pass out in hallways like I have narcolepsy. Plus it tastes like a melted orange otter pop. Yummmmmmmm

    I would very much like to win so I can also make snowballs in the middle of the summer to piss off my neighbors 🙂

  1601. Chocolate Soy Milk (organic of course) because:
    1. its chocolate
    2. it slows/stops hot flashes so no estrogen pill
    3. 1 less pill a day (see #2)and who doesn’t love that?
    Number 3 is super important because you have to be careful what you ask for. I once prayed for one less pill and I got it. My dr upped a psych-med dosage which happened to come in a single pill. It was “technically” one less pill.

  1602. I could even go so far as tampons, but if your really resourceful you could utilize toilet paper. But toilet paper doesn’t help when faced with a shark or a grizzly bear.

  1603. I suffer from depression and autoimmune disease (my medical was cut off just as they narrowed it down to two). I don’t know anything that I CAN’T live without but I do have things that I don’t WANT to live without…

    1) My four beautiful children who keep me guessing and keep me laughing. (Upon being informed that hamburgers were made out of cow meat, my 9 year old son became exasperated and exclaimed -rather loudly in a fast food dining room- “Man, we are wasting all these cows! Hamburgers, steak… aliens!”)

    2) My wonderful husband who will massage my aching joints damn near every night because doing so makes it easier for me to walk the next morning without falling down a few times. He chose to become part of my family knowing I am broken and loves and adores me and my children.

    3) My books – notably “Let’s Pretend This Never happened.” I have reread it a ridiculous amount of times. It makes me feel less alone in where I come from (crazy upbringing) and in struggling to appear normal to the outside world when something is messing with my body and/or brain. It helps me to find humor in the awkwardness that is my life.

    4) Firefly/Serenity (because Nathan Fillion, Yum.) Girlmore Girls (Because Lorelai thinks like I do) Supernatural (because Jensen Ackles, Yum)

    5) Starbucks (Venti peppermint mocha with an extra shot of espresso)

  1604. I have to agree with you on bath sheets. I hate using a towel anywhere but home because I need something that covers more than one nipple. I love being able to roam the house to finish drying off and be completely covered (I am tall and large busted so it take quite a bit of terrycloth).

    I also love a good pair of slippers. And dare I say it? My Crocs. I don’t care how ugly everyone thinks they are, they are so damn comfortable. Especially when I can’t find a good pair of slippers. (Oh, and those $500 heels people wear, hideous! So don’t judge me. I like a good pair of heels but some of those shoes are awful.)

  1605. A few of my favourite things:

    My anti-depressants – I know that may sound odd to many but I really couldn’t cope without them. I have one to give me enough energy to avoid sleeping the day away and I have another that brings me to a neutral state so that I’m not sucked into a terrible black hole where I can’t function. It’s too bad they’re so expensive because there’s usually very little or no money left each month for entertainment or luxury items. In my country, the medical aid doesn’t cover anti-depressants even if it’s a chronic medication.

    My puppy – she came into my life at the right time. I struggle with depression and anxiety but her mere presence makes me feel uplifted. I’m so incredibly attached to her and I’ve only had her for about a month now. I know there’s only so much a pet or anyone can do when it comes to depression but she’s a wonderful companion and I feel like she understands me better than most people do.

    My humble book collection – It’s nothing that will impress a typical book lover but I have some titles in there that I can come back to and re-read a year later and they will still be as enjoyable as the first time around. Also, I’m slowly trying to collect the rest of Jeffery Deaver’s books and other books that were later made into films.

    Some of my favourite movies on DVD – I’m trying to replace these with the blu-rays when I am able to but I love films. It’s one of my greatest pleasures in life.

  1606. My Nook, although I need to be better about disconnecting the wi-fi on it when I’m drinking. 3 glasses of wine in, and it’s a total book buying bender. Which is better than drunk texting, I suppose, but still.

  1607. The used iPod a friend gave me. I’m working alone now, and while I’m a loner by nature, it’s not a good thing for me to be shut into my brain with no distractions other than the weeds I’m pulling. The brain goes to the Dark Places. The iPod makes the time go much faster and I’m less likely to fall into the Black Hole.

  1608. Things I can’t live without… or really, I could, I just wouldn’t like too 🙂

    Meat… food just isn’t the same without meat! I don’t feel like I’ve eaten if I don’t hae any meat.
    My cellphone… I use it for everything, photos, internet, to keep in touch with friends/family.
    Television… The Walking Dead, True Blood, The Big Bang Theory, Bates Motel–what would I do if I didn’t have my shows?!?!
    And books, I love to read… it’s relaxing. 🙂

  1609. I absolutely love my Kindle. I was without one for several months when mine was stolen, and kept putting off buying a new one because I always felt there was something more important that my money needed to go to. My boyfriend left for a month-long trip last week and surprised me with one before he left so that I’d have something to occupy myself with. I don’t think I’ve been so overwhelmingly happy about a gift in a long time.

    I need my hoodie, too. I was always a “blanky” kid, and that has transferred into adulthood. I live in Austin and still carry my hoodie with me everywhere I go, even in 100+ degree heat! It smells like home and I like that.

    I also would be lost without my two kitties. They’re almost 7 years old and have been with me through many, many life changes. They’ve been the one constant in my life and there were times I probably couldn’t have carried on had they not been there to cuddle me and love me unconditionally, even if there was some ugly face crying going on on my part.

  1610. Bath sheets. My favorites are Big Ass Towels http://www.bigasstowels.com. My Christmas-in-person group all got them as presents two years ago, and several asked for another last year.
    Kindle. I have several hundred paper books, but I find I read more when I can tap to turn pages and change the background and font size.
    Yo-Yo Ma and cello music in general. It is so meditative and calming.

  1611. I adore Neil’s Puppet Dreams on the Nerdist channel (for example, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H1tG7DIwzc). Neil Patrick Harris with puppets. Nothing could ever be wrong with that.

    Now that I think about it, anything from Nerdist is usually made of awesome.

    Additionally, Rifftrax.com. If you’re unfamilar with them, it’s most of the people from Mystery Science Theater 3000 with all new commentary for movies. Their Twilight commentary is especially genius, in my opinion. A sample can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPi4FeH4dx4.

  1612. The Hangman’s Daughter series by Oliver Pötzsch. And if you have Amazon Prime, you can borrow them for free.

  1613. I can’t wait for Ally’s book! What awesome news. I can’t live without my memory foam mattress topper. My life changed the day I used one for the first time. We even haul it with us when we go camping; it’s just like being at home.

  1614. I can’t live without:

    1. My “pigs” (who are really pugs) Max and Daisy. I love comparing their relationship to that of mine and my husband, since Daisy is dominant over Max and pretty much rules the house.

    2. Library books, especially those with the plastic wrapping. They just smell so good.

    3. Ice Cream. It’s a daily addiction.

  1615. Audible changed my life. I always tell people, “Yeah I “read” that,” when I really mean I listened to it. Like your book…I “read” that. I had no time or patience to read but now I am addicted to listening to books on my way to/from work every day. I do, however, dislike the fact that someone smashed into my car and totalled it while I was listening to On The Road. That pretty much sucked.

  1616. Okay, at the risk of sounding like a sycophant, I discovered the Bloggess and a reason to regularly laugh my ass off. It has been so wonderful to discover this kindred spirit in a complete stranger. Until now I had never known other women to share my love of Dr. Who. While they had nothing to do with me, your shared experiences help me to keep my own in perspective.

    Last year (or so) I was delighted to find Goodreads, as well as a whole host of lovers of the scifi/fantasy genre, and continue to be grateful for the existence of Half Price Books. The best way, next to a great public library, to experience literary exploration.

    I also am grateful for online language translators, but even more so for the need of them.

  1617. Anything by Susanna Kearsley (especially “The Winter Sea” – but keep a box of tissues nearby) and the Lady Julia series by Deanna Raybourn.

    Watching episodes of Tabletop, Fresh Hell, and Doctor Puppet on YouTube.

    Playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf and micromanaging the lives of my animal villagers to an extent they seem blissfully unaware of. And making all of them call me “majesty.” That is an instant mood booster.

  1618. My book club. We started as friends who liked to read and talk about it. What we’ve become after hundreds of books, are the best support group I’ve ever known. Throughout all of life’s ups and downs, deaths of loved ones, the death of one of our own, marriages, kids, graduations, retirements, grand kids, etc., we have found love.

  1620. Oh man. First, I think I’d have to say I couldn’t live without my computer, the internet, or twitter. I found out the day before my 30th Birthday I am Severely ADHD and Dyslexic. Coupled with the severe depression and anxiety I was already aware of I find it really hard some days to leave my house. So the internet and Twitter are my connection to the world when I need to get out there but I feel like if I had to interact with people I’d burst into tears.

    Second would be Webcomics. I read tons and tons of them. But unlike comics in newspapers these can be long form, or story driven plus you get to know the artist behind the comic and if you decide you like what you see know you are directly supporting the creator and not a syndicate or some other third party. That’s another reason I adore Twitter, I can follow those semi-famous-not-in-the-mass-media people and have them in control of how much of their life I am exposed to.

    Third: Ice Cream. I friggin’ *love* ice cream. I am one of those weirdos that will be freezing cold and wrapped in a blanket and still eat ice cream. My favorite brands are Tillamook and Umpqua, but those might only be available in the Northwest.

  1621. My Tempurpedic mattress. Taza stone ground chocolate. Goodwill t-shirts from local places, especially when visiting a new place. Recycled glass cups made from beer/alcohol bottles. Munchkin. Heady Topper beer.

  1622. Collecting sea glass and sea pottery is something I cannot live without. I love the whole ritual of going down to the shore, listening to the waves and birds, taking deep breaths, and walking endlessly looking for Treasures. Then, you can use the Treasures to make wind chimes or light catchers or place them in an old bottle with water in a windowsill and they will make you happy ALL OVER AGAIN! It’s a Winning Loop, and a rush that I cannot live without! Thank you, Jenny, for another awesome post. Xoxoxoxoxo!

  1623. What fabulous things – must have! . I suffer from heat intolerance (read: hot flashes). Every morning with first cup of coffee (no I will not give this up) and when/if I have cocktailes (likewise). Anyway, I found this super duper fabulous product called Coldfront to aid in tolerance issues 🙂 . It is a sunglass sized case that keeps 2 magical cooled/frozen pouches at the ready. They re-cool themselves up to 3 times over the course of the day for discreet hot flash treatment. http://www.mycoldfront.com

    You Are Welcome 🙂

  1624. The post secret books, website, or even the archive websites you can find through google. I often feel alone, and often no one can relate to me, but something about post secret brings people together because not only can you relate to people, but often I can’t, and it helps me see perspective.

  1625. Smelling awesome makes you feel awesome. Luckyscent.com you guys. Seriously, I have a small obsession now. They sell fancy pants perfume but you can order samples for about $4 each. I love being able to smell like the beach one day and like a desert princess the next without having to plunk down hundreds.

  1627. Best topic ever.

    My Twitter feed. Took a while to customize it just right, but now it is a never-ending supply of entertainment.

    Also: Costco’s Kirkland Signature Starbucks coffee beans. Amazing quality per buck.

  1628. Fels Naptha soap. Seriously. This is the only thing that has gotten rid of all the poison ivy I’ve had this summer.

  1629. Number One: The Boy. That child has changed and saved my life. He has made my life so much more worth living. The best thing I’ve ever made.
    Number Two, my computer and the Internet. It has brought the world to me. Knowledge. Humor. Beauty. Hope. Friends I never would have met otherwise and who also have made my life better than it ever would have been otherwise. Blogs like yours that make me laugh cry and love. SO MUCH.

  1630. This makes me a little bit of a nerd and I’m not sure if it’s on the list yet, if not then for shame, but I love the library. Thousands of books, movies, and CDs for free? Yes please. And now that I have kids we are there at least once a week. And hummus. I’m eating some now and cannot stop.

  1631. – Stash Chai Tea. Most Chai teas taste too much like licorice to me, but this one is super cinnamony and cheap!
    – Laurie Notaro books. HILARIOUS. I bought and read them all in a month.
    – RetailMeNot.com. I use this site before making online purchases and usually find a discount.
    – Caprese salad. I get mozzarella pearls and cherry tomatoes, add balsamic vinegar and olive oil, then add some basil. It’s so delicious!
    – Wordtwist.org. This is where I play hours of Boggle for free.
    – L’Oreal Infallible Lip Gloss. I hate wearing makeup, but this stuff actually stays on my lips and doesn’t feel gross. I have like 10 of them, that’s how awesome they are.
    – Nicorette 2mg Lozenges. The easiest way to quit smoking. Sucking on one of these for 30 minutes is like having a half hour long cigarette! Without all the coughing and having to be outside to do it.
    – Scientific American MIND Magazine. Because I’m too lazy to get a psych degree. Thoroughly entertaining!
    – Scentsy Lavender combined with French Vanilla bars. Because I hate cleaning and this makes my house smell awesome.
    – The Heat (with Sandra Bullock). I wasn’t prepared for how funny this movie would be! I wish it had a sequel already.

  1633. I love my little plastic thingie that goes on the end of the toothpaste tube and squeezes everything all the way to the top. I’ve never been super “waste not, want not”, but there’s something so satisfying about throwing away a tube of toothpaste knowing you’ve gotten every last drop outta that sucker.

  1635. Dexter on Showtime!!!! The LAST season, 8, just started!!! Have no clue what I’m going to do when it’s over.

  1636. My library card, seriously! They just give these things away for free. And the library? Also free! what??? With the library’s online system, I have about a year’s worth of books on hold.

  1638. Fresh flowers. I’ve always wanted to be someone who buys herself flowers, and I just discovered that all I have to do make that little dream come true is buy myself flowers every once in a while. It makes the other things I dream of doing feel a little less impossible.

  1639. My local library. Without being able to feed my habit for free I might be penniless. Also moist toilet wipes.

  1640. Thirty Seconds to Mars music: Jared Leto’s a freak and I can’t help but love him and his voice.

    Costa chai latte. A little spicy, a little creamy, a lot delicious.

    My Kobo reader: I swore I’d never get an e-reader, but I love the simplicity of this one, having it on hand and being able to take a dozen books with me when I go out for long walks.

    Salmon and avocado sandwiches: A little garlic and herb cream cheese. So much yum.

    The Bloggess: Not ashamed to admit I live for your blog updates!

  1641. A frisbee!! More specifically, a 176 gram ultimate frisbee. I always keep one in my car, ’cause not only will I be prepared for a pick-up Ultimate Frisbee game, but it’s nice to have when I just feel like stopping at a park or the beach, and tossing a frisbee back and forth. They even sell ones with lights for night playing…comes in handy at rest stops on driving-through-the-night road trips.

  1642. 1.Miracle Hand Repair – My hands get so red, dry and inflamed (hot, right?) in the winter and this is THE BEST thing I have found for them. Purchased at either amazon or Bed, Bath and Beyond.

    2. My ice cream maker. Mine is Cuisinart but probably any would do. Seriously, if you love ice cream, make it at home and you won’t believe how delicious it can be. It does take time but is so super easy!

    3. Freecycle.org – ok, this is completely free and is such a great way to get rid of stuff you no longer want. Things that I have gotten rid of in the last year include clothes, books, old dishes, a broken lamp, extra boxes of matzah, a phone, a quilt with an ink stain on it, toys, puzzles, halloween costumes, christmas ornaments, a tea kettle that no longer whistled and much more. The great thing is that you post what you have to offer and people reply if they’re interested. Then they come pick it up and you don’t have to have a garage sale or feel guilty for throwing it away. But I haven’t mentioned the best part yet!! Things that I have gotten in the last year include toys for my kids, books, a globe, vintage teacups and EVERY DOCTOR WHO EVER PUT OUT ON DVD. Yes, some guy posted that he had a box of Doctor Who and I thought that he meant he had a box set of one season but when I went to pick it up, it was virtually every Doctor Who ever made. I started watching the reboot and I’m up to season 6. Thanks to you, Jenny, you can color me OBSESSED with the Doctor!!

  1643. Does it sound like I’m kissing up if I say, “You”? You make my broken-ness feel more like an imaginative asset. I’m funny, I’m creative, and doggone it, people like me. And without my “quirks” I might not have those things. It’s perfectly ok if I’m not quite the normalest mom on the block. Thank you for leading this merry band of misfits.

    I’m also a huge fan of Jen Yates of CakeWrecks and Epbot fame. While I adore CakeWrecks, it’s the honesty and ingenuity on Epbot that I prefer. My heart going out to her right now.

    I also couldn’t live without Torani syrup. I gave up traditional soda this year, but I crave the bubbles!!! Sparkling water and selection of soda syrups allow me to at least flavor things up a little without all the calories and nonsense.

  1644. Rescue Remedy by Bach Remedies might have saved my life. I can’t tell you if it’s just the placebo effect or if it actually works but this little tonic got me through a pretty rough year. Bonus points, it tastes a little like bourbon so I always felt a little naughty when I took it. (Maybe that’s what pulled me off my knees…awakening my inner bad girl.)
    Also, a happier product, Rosebud Salve is a dream on dry hands.

  1645. L.M. Montgomery’s The Blue Castle. Best guilty pleasure read when I need something comforting. Sort of a romance novel for misfits but so much more. And yes that L.M. Montgomery. But i like this better than Anne Shirley.
    Also a guilty wish -fulfillment read: Chris Brookmyre’s All Fun and Games.

  1646. My favorite are walks on the beach in south Florida and collecting shells. I sort through them at home and place my favorites in my nightstand. Let me know if you’d like me to send you some. They are precious. “My precious” lol

  1647. Besides, the family, of course —
    AND Despite the crazy cat lady status — I really can’t live without the cats. Just two so I’m not up to completely crazy cat lady — yet.

  1648. My ereader (I’m converted!). It’s so nice to be able to take my library with me, wherever I go.

  1649. Libraries, the internet, Ghirardelli’s 60% cacao chocolate chips (except I have to live without them because I’ve eaten so much chocolate that it’s giving me hives and I have to take a few months/years off eating chocolate because I really hate hives), Mountain Dew, books (of all sorts), my car, and discount retailers (like Marshall’s and TJ Maxx and Nordstrom Rack – without them, I wouldn’t have all those lovely bath sheets.)

  1650. I just remembered that I absolutely cannot live without Pusheen! That adorable gif cat keeps me going <3

  1651. My nephews. I can’t imagine life without phone calls from a squealing (in excitement) two-year-old and artwork from a recently-turned-6-year-old.

    And wine. Because wine.

  1653. Boxed wine. Especially during the school year. I like that it sits neatly in my fridge and asks for nothing just waits to give.

  1654. Netflix. My iPhone/Internet. SPIBelt…makes me look like a tourist but I like to run outside and it’s this little belt that you can put your phone and keys in and they stay put and don’t jiggle. Coffee (Dunkin Donuts and Roasterie). Tanqueray and diet tonic with a slice of fresh lime. My couch.

  1655. My DVR…I mean I can’t even watch live television anymore. When I do I try to fast forward through the commercials.

    Homegrown tomatoes…Hello! They’re delicious!

    My knitting loom…I just love being crafty!

    Mason Jars…so many uses!

  1656. my kindle. to have every book I love right at my fngertips and depending on what mood i’m in…especially on vacation is amazing!

  1657. This American Life podcast (http://www.thisamericanlife.org/podcast)…I’ve painted my house, cooked many meals, and driven many lonely roads to it…and I reference it with embarrassing regularity in casual conversations.

    Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me podcast (http://www.thisamericanlife.org/podcast)…tragically, this is how I get most of my news.

    Pampered Chef Garlic Press (http://www.pamperedchef.com/ordering/prod_details.tpc?prodId=26463)…YOU DON’T HAVE TO PEEL THE GARLIC.

  1658. My sewing machine, when everything else sucks, the sewing machine hums a pretty tune to me. When everything is going great, the sewing machine sings along with me!
    Hummus from Prince Lebanese Grill in Arlington, TX. It’s the crack of hummus. I’m eating some right now.
    The Princess Bride and Raising Arizona.

  1660. Add my vote to “The Library” — I just discovered that my library allows me to check out audio books that play on my iPhone. I can also download books to my iPad to read with my Kindle app.
    AND… they give me access to Freegal === free and legal music downloads. I can download any music I want (only three songs per week… but STILL!).

  1661. I love everything by Rituals By Nature. It is a local company that makes everything organic and their Magic extensive skin thearpy has cleared up my psorisis and their lip balm is do die for I mean it has dragons blood in it ya’ll it must be good! http://www.rbnheals.com/

  1662. Hmmm…I’m a fan of the Charles Shaw cabernet from Trader Joe’s (aka 2 buck chuck) – can’t beat it for the price! Also, my iPhone is a lifesaver. We live in the boonies so no high speed Internet. And dial up just sucks!

  1664. Oh man, I loved The Sandman series as well. I wish I could buy all of them, instead of just checking them out from the library, because they were definitely amazing. And I for sure need some more bath sheets as well. Those are absolutely the best kind of towels. Other things that I love and can’t live without include yarn. I knit, and knitting is a great release for me. It’s so great to just use a couple of sticks to move some yarn around and end up with a THING THAT YOU MADE. Nothing beats that feeling for me. Pretty much, as long as I have a supply of good books to read, a pile of yarn to knit with, my husband and my cats around, I’m happy. 🙂

  1666. Harry Potter and Doctor Who. Those make my world go freaking round. Think geek, where you can buy ALL the things (hello, TARDIS BLANKIE!!) Minecraft. Wow. Showing my inner geek, am I? You, Allie Brosh, Lauren Gallagher, my iPad, and a local soap maker’s awesome fruity soap. Yes. Quite.

  1668. First, I love you because your book gave me more understanding and dimension than you’ll ever know. I now know it’s perfectly fine to pretend that just about anything never happened. Second, I love Revolution Earl Grey tea with lavender because it always “calms me the hell down”. Third, I love those cheap $1 scratchy-scrunchy bath puffs because nothing lathers ya up like ’em.

  1669. My Dad. He loves/protects/helps me despite myself.
    I’ve made it to 47 (seriously lame right?) again despite myself
    and all my implosive, self destructiveness. because of him.
    I LOVE YOU POP! day by day.

    Jenny, your blog, twitter, book and all the Village
    are inspiration and have helped with showing dreaming
    and expression and being broken isn’t necessarily a bad thing. thank you.

  1670. First you have to know I hate vitamins. I never feel healthier when I use them nor unhealthier when I quit using them, which is why I don’t waste my money buying them.

    So when I started drinking Greens from ItWorks! Global, I was skeptical as usual. But after a week I turned to my husband and said, “So this is what healthy must feel like.” Best of all, it costs about $1.10 a day and is made with of fruit, veg, and antioxidant rich supplements. I could go on and on, but I won’t. It’s what gets me sailing through my day.

    https://wrappedalaperfection.myitworks.com/Shop/Product/475

  1671. Terry Pratchett’s Feet of Clay. I read it a few times a year, and it’s simply one of the best and most provoking reads.

  1672. Bacon. Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Also, books, e-readers, blogs, magazines, and newspapers. Knowledge is power, and entertainment(especially the Blogess) is just FUN.

  1673. My hair brush. It sounds silly, but if I don’t have one I go nuts-combs just don’t get the job done.
    Netflix. I love the variety of television shows they have on there, including the classic Doctor Who, plus, whenever the boyfriend and I are bored there are plenty of ridiculous movies to entertain us, like Shaolin Grandma.
    My cat, Sylvester. This one is a bit more grim; he died a couple of years ago, but I still keep his ashes with me wherever I move to (Summer at home, school year at dorms); he’s watched over by my ancient Curious George stuffie and my niece’s artwork. I guess, to generalize: Pets, if you can have them and take care of them, have them. Kitties, puppies, snakes, whatever floats your goat.

  1675. I can’t live without Godiva Chocolate Raspberry Truffle ice cream. It is better than valium after a day of substituting in a first grade classroom. Unfortunately, they no longer make it. First grade is so much tougher now.

  1677. Barefoot Badminton, David Sedaris, Amy Sedaris, Hoarders – the TV show, not actual hoarders (although I am sure they are very nice people). I just ordered your book, and if it is half as good as your blog, I will love it too!

  1679. I have a long, skinny fabric bag full of deer corn that I put in the microwave on cold days to warm the sheets at the foot of my bed. Also, Sailor Jerry’s rum. And fuzzy stickers.

  1680. Books. I adore reading and my Kindle has made that a lot easier. It doesn’t hurt to read and that is always a bonus. At the moment, I am retreading the Herslds of Valdemar series by Mercedes Lackey and I’m falling in love with the world of Velgarth all over again. This is what is helping me through my rough spot at the moment.

    Sunbutter. I found a few years ago that I had developed a peanut intolerance and it was basically causing all kinds of sinus issues so no more peanuts for me. Almond butter would occasionally help fill that void but it wasn’t quite right. Then I tried Sunbutter and I fell in love. It makes me super happy.

    Cotton yarns. I just discovered knitting this year and I’m still not very good at it, but I love the feel of a nice plush cotton yarn. Or any other soft yarn. It is probably a good thing that I don’t have a yarn store nearby is what I’m saying.

    Chocolate, with a fondness for Hershey bars. 🙂

  1681. I DON’T KNOW! Seriously, guys, my whole life right now is sock monkeys and small children. Sock Monkeys! I’ve made so many lately I’m surprised I’m still going. Stupid selling things at farmers markets that people actually like, you get suckered into making more of them!

    Ooh, I know, I can’t live without my church. The congregation really is like a big extended family, with all the good and the bad. It’s great! AND it’s the right church, I know. Ask me how I know, come on…

    ALSO, thank you Jenny for introducing me to Neil Gaiman. I’m currently devouring everything NG and TP that my library has to offer. (Barry Manilow voice:) NG’s literary voice is like sweet sweet music making sweet sweet love to my brain. Mmm Mmmm…

  1682. Complete Gilmore Girls series on DVD. My husband got them for me for my birthday a couple years ago and I have watched them through at least 4 times. Before that I had every episode recorded on our DVR. Gilmore Girls is my favorite show of all time.
    My phone. As sad as it really is, I am dependent on my phone. My kindle for reading, all my email, quick searching things on the internet, listening to music (which is another thing I can’t live without), keeping in touch with people, calendars. My phone has become a center of how I make it through a day.

  1683. Cafe Rio’s smothered chicken burritos, the movie Amelie, pictures of baby animals, and chocolate baby bundt cakes! They just make my life so so so much better 🙂

  1684. dark chocolate; your blog for the comic relief y’all; microfiber mop; coconut oil; books books books; laughter of my grandson and daughter; green tea; a car that lets me make awesome road trips….oh and an occasional bottle of malbec and the wizardry of my i-phone

  1686. Biosilk. My hair did not like the switch I made to WEN, a few months ago and I found some of the magic Biosilk, upon recommendations from ma homies. Just a few days in and, Viola. Hair is on the mend. Grab it from Costco, if ya want the great big ol, ginormous bottle for like $30 or Drugstore.com. $18 for the regular size. Love. It.

  1687. Okay, this may or may not qualify as a “thing”, but it is one of my life-saving devices and something I use multiple times a day. Evernote, the free app for Android, iOS, Mac, and Windows. I’m sure most, if not all, have heard of it. But it is just brilliant. I am a PhD student, and it saves me SO MUCH time and headaches. I am also an adjunct professor. I can clip website articles that I think might be useful one day, and it’s super easy to organize them all by using tags or just sticking them all in their own notebook. The best thing is, it syncs across devices. So, I can take a snapshot of something with my Android phone (such as a book I want to read one day), then I can pull up that same note on my iPad mini or my Windows laptop. I can’t think of many apps/software that will do that!! I absolutely love Evernote, and my life would NOT be the same without it!!

  1688. Things I have discovered that I cannot live without:
    1. The library. It saved my sanity in a small-minded town, and ingrained in me the love of the smell of old books, also: love of librarians. Maybe some day I’ll get up the gumption to return to school and get my MLS.
    2. Knitting, sewing, and jewelrymaking. If I can’t work through a problem consciously, I’ll put it on the back burner and work on a project until it’s done, I’ve worked through the next day, or I have a new scarf, dress, and/or necklace. The problem is usually solveable by then.

    Thank you for being one of the many people who bravely put their words out there and do it with such panache! I gave my sisters copies of your book and my mother currently has mine – rarely do we all agree on anything, but your book has made the list! <3

  1689. I LOVE my memory foam mattress from Costco. I don’t know how I slept on that rack of wood/cheap polyester and metal I had before. It is heaven, absolute heaven. The best part is it comes in a box and you get to cut the plastic and watch the mattress expand like it’s alive. What a bonus!

  1690. Lip balm, my crock pot, and Mr. Clean Magic Erasers. Those darn things really are magic!

  1691. This is really embarrassing, but I cannot live without lime flavored popsicles. Seriously, I will go through 2 boxes a week. they are so delicious and refreshing.

  1692. Adagio’s caramel tea. I can’t drink coffee because of the acid and this is the closest I get to a cuppa Joe. Plus their website is awesome because they let their customers design their own blends and name them after their favorite shows. And therefore, we have purchased TARDIS TEA. The last time we ordered there was a promotion where they gave you an extra ounce so the bag would be bigger in the inside than it was on the outside!

  1693. mint cookie ice cream and the show Orange is the New Black. And my kindle with all kinds of book samples on it!

  1694. I have found that I cannot live without my Kindle. I bring it every where with me, and it has come in handy on more than one occasion!

  1695. Snapple Peach Iced Tea, Bare Minerals makeup (now I can fall asleep in my makeup if I’m feeling lazy), Costco (I live in a small Iowa town and our first Costco ever just opened up) and Barnes and Noble. I go there once a week and almost always come home with a pile of books. Books are my weakness. If the zombie apocalypse comes, I won’t run out of things to read, that’s for sure.

  1697. Strutz Pro arch supports…amazing little gems that help with foot pain and they aren’t that expensive. I adore mine. Also Making Fiends by Amy WInfrey makes me giggle even when I’m feeling particularly shitty…
    http://www.makingfiends.com/

  1698. Diet Green Tea Snapple. It should be terrible, and I should hate it, but I LOVE it.

  1699. Diet Pepsi, chocolate pb ice cream from coldstone,
    Warm fuzzy blankets, pg tips tea with cream and sugar,

    And your book, Jenny. 🙂

  1700. Really good cashmere! My favorite part of Christmas is not the family togetherness, not the presents, but the three seconds at my husband’s company Christmas party where the owner hugs me and I press my face against the most amazing-baby soft cashmere the world has hever known. It’s a little uncomfortable for him but it’s everything to me.

  1701. http://www.drysoda.com/

    Dry sodas. Available in lavender, cucumber, rhubarb, vanilla, lemongrass, lime, juniper berry and possibly more. I discovered these when I was pregnant and was avoiding caffeine. They made summertime more tolerable for me when it was bleeding hot and all my friends were drinking gin and tonics and I wanted something refreshing and fizzy. Now I am on a low carb, low sugar diet and I will have these as a treat because they are so low in sugar. They helped a recovering pop addict turn to something a bit less toxic. YUM.

  1702. First off – Jade’s comment (#1124) is hilarious! I think I need anything that is described as “baby angels frolicking in my mouth”. Count me in….

    Second – I forgot mechanical pencils. I love, love, love the thin always sharp when you need it lead. Seriously, mechanical pencils!

  1703. Great list! I want the Tardis towel soo bad. And Levar Burton has a son who is 33?? Seriously? My god I feel old. And Allie Brosh is back? I’ve missed her so much, can’t wait to read her book.

    Stuff I can’t live with out. NOOK, so much easier to travel than taking a stack of books. Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock-everyone should have their own Benedict Cumberbatch. Suave Professionals Shampoo & Conditioners because I’m too cheap to buy anything from Aveda.

  1704. Whew, it took quite a bit to get alllll the way down here. 😉

    Mine would have to be Paperbackswap.com, I wish I could afford to buy books all the time, but unfortunately I can’t. This website is a great way to “swap” books for just the cost of media mail shipping (basically under $3) and I can keep any books that I love (psst yours)

    And Ben & Jerry’s Cherries Garcia! Cause really who doesn’t love ice cream.

  1705. Method hand soap. I seem to be constantly washing my hands, now they are not dry as fuck.

  1706. If you’ve got the time to read all these… You go girl. Dove soap. Dumb but necessary.

  1707. My cat is my favorite thing. She is so important to my daily sanity and routine. I highly recommend a pet to anyone, but the snuggley kind that reduce your blood pressure. Not the “just waiting for a chance to eat you” kind.

  1708. my mesh ring sling from kangarookorner.com allows me to carry baby and do wild things like eat. 😉 I’ve even completed some art projects with her in it.

  1709. A lot of my favorites have aleady been named, and I’m always happy to see Douglas Adams references or Terry Prattchett. One thing that sounds stupid but is life changing is this toaster I bought that has a tray on the end to cook eggs at the same time. You can make your own McMuffins, but it also “hard boils” eggs perfectly, and they peel in one clean shot. I also never leave the house without a face full of Bare Escentuals make up. It totally covers my red skin!

  1710. Coconut oil. Conditioner, moisturizer, mouth wash, baking ingredient. Lube. Just kidding! (not)

  1712. Silly, but Coconut oil, baking soda, and vinegar. I use them for my hair, skin, face, cleaning, everything. Not kidding. I buy it Costco size and never look back.

  1713. My sister’s blog, Black Spruce Hound, which lets me know what she’s up to, lets me laugh with her even more than I already do, and reminds me what an awesome person I got to grow up with.

  1714. I can’t live without my nice sharp kitchen knives. They are an amazing tool and I can tell the difference when I use someone’s knives that aren’t sharp. Way too much sawing back and forth.

  1715. This list is definitely epic Jenny!

    And I can’t live without paper towels… Bounty Select a Size is my drug of choice… I know paper towels aren’t very good for the environment, but I’ve got 2 little kids who make the biggest messes ALL the time. Everytime I turn around, there is something else sticky or muddy… Plus, I’m pretty sure that with the amount of mess they make, using a small piece of paper towel has got to be better than doing mounds of extra laundry? I mean, think of all the soap I’m saving!

  1716. OMG! The gift certificate is going to be enough to buy Neil Gaiman AND an indie bookstore?!? I’m in!

    And Haagen Dazs Chocolate Peanut Butter ice cream to go along with them. Also Cardigan Welsh Corgis. Zuni Fetishes from Keshi in Santa Fe.

  1717. I LOVE my Spoonula! (Ok…so it USED to be called a Spoonula. No they just call it a spoon spatula…whatever.)

    http://www.amazon.com/Orka-All-Purpose-Silicone-Spoon-Spatula/dp/B000RYSPQA/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&qid=1374525036&sr=8-9&keywords=orka+spatula

    Seriously. I have 4 of these. They don’t melt easily. They work great to stir things in non-stick cookware. You get to use the same utensil to cook AND serve dinner. They clean easily.

    I also love my magnetic measuring spoons. They stay stuck together so they don’t all get tossed around the drawer and lost.

    http://www.amazon.com/Progressive-International-Stainless-Steel-Magnetic-Measuring/dp/B001GAQKKW/ref=sr_1_1?s=home-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1374525278&sr=1-1&keywords=magnetic+spoons

    I DID love Ralph Lauren “Blue” perfume, but apparently Ralph Lauren is an asshole because he quit making it.

  1719. Biofreeze! It comes in spray or gel, and I use it every day after work to make my back feel less achy which means I in turn feel less stabby.

  1720. I have these tiny good luck animal figurines that I absolutely adore, especially the cows. I know it’s odd but the cute little buggers just make me smile all the smiles, I guess that’s good luck in itself. It’s the simple things…

  1721. Tori Amos’ Pink and that Kate Biush album that has don’t give up on it got me through a really bad time. Best roomate ever would come over, set up those CDs and set out fresh baked CC cookies. Jean was a Godsend and her taste in music helps me with my depression when the weight becomes unbearable.

  1722. Hmmm. My kindle, my bose in-ear headphones that are the ONLY headphones comfortable enough to fall asleep in.

    Top Gear, This American Life, The Mists of Avalon, Hannibal the tv show. The Mirror of Her Dreams by Stephen Donaldson (still not available on kindle!)

    The combination of chocolate and coconut..in anything. Tomato, basil, and mozzarella with olive oil on flatbread.

    I just finished Neil Gaiman’s latest and I’m still mourning it. I wanted it to be soooo much longer. I need a Hempstock family in my life.

  1723. Yes Doctor Who. Love it. Can’t get enough. I love my Tardis ring tone and Tardis phone cover so every time my husband calls, it’s like the Tardis is materializing in my pocket (which are bigger on the inside, btw).

    I love comforters. Bed comforters. I hate duvets or doonas as they’re called in Australia. I’m not fancy. I’m just a simple girl with simple needs. I like to get into bed and snuggle up with a nice warm comforter that will stay in place, not something I have to fluff out and find the corners all the time. Unfortunately, comforters don’t really exist in Australia and it’s very hard to find them 🙁

  1724. I love my iPod shuffle and KPOP and JROCK/JPOP. I’ve loaded it up with BIGBANG, G-Dragon, SHINee, HYDE (in all his variety) and Acid Black Cherry (finally available on iTunes) and out I go into the world. But I do check twice before crossing the road : ).

  1725. Coconut Oil – because you can use that shit for everything. Hair treatment to keep my ridiculous frizzies under control, skin conditioner during the long, dry, woodstove heating winters here in the NorthEast, put it in the bath with a couple of drops of essential oil and I feel ridiculously pampered without owing anyone for it, mix it with sugar and you have a fabulous scrub, it polishes furniture on the rare occasion I feel domestic without damage or toxic chemicals, plus it’s delicious to cook with and for @$20 I can pick up a huge container that lasts about 3 months.
    Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me (The NPR News Quiz) http://www.npr.org/programs/wait-wait-dont-tell-me/? – because a lot of the time I can’t stand listening to all of the depressing news out there but when I shut it off I feel guilty because I’m not keeping up with what’s going on. This show makes me laugh and piques my interest without making me feel like resigning from the human race. Plus they have the Sandwich Monday blog where the staff tries all of those crazy sandwiches that sound intriguing but I don’t actually want to subject my stomach to that level of scariness. Vicarious, creative, culinary exploration.
    My local library – because I don’t have the money to match my reading appetite. My library has introduced me to almost every author I’ve ever loved. And they have super comfy reading spaces with lots of cushions for snuggling into with fiction, tables and chairs for reference reading and note taking, quiet spaces, gathering spaces, kid spaces, and fantastic librarians who want the library to be fun and friendly.
    The swap shop at our local transfer station – because I can get rid of things we no longer need without a whole lot of effort and without feeling guilty that I’m adding to the landfill problems. I can acquire things that I need without spending time and money shopping (which I hate) like new lampshades, dishes that the kids have broken, tables and chairs, yarn for knitting projects and BOOKS! Lots of books. Plus my kids love helping at the dump now. They take care of all our recycling in exchange for being able to choose 1 toy from the swap shop each week. Every once in a while, we go through all of the toys in the house and drop a bunch off so that other kids can enjoy them.
    Talisker’s Scotch – Because it’s only for when my world is crashing down around me, or when my friend Kat’s is crashing around her. And even though we now live far apart, a tumbler of Talisker’s and a marathon girlfriend phone call puts things back in perspective and gives me the love and support I need to get through it.
    My hammock – it is the ultimate reading and napping place and because it has a stand – I’ve been known to set it up in my living room in the middle of winter to get away from the snow and cold. A tasty adult beverage, bright lights on, a good book, the sound of waves playing in the background – it’s my own, inexpensive, tropical retreat.
    Rice bags – they are super easy to make, really cheap, and last for a couple of years before I have to make new ones. We heat them in the microwave in the winter to snuggle and get warm with; then keep them in the freezer in the summer to cool off. We make them in all different sizes so that we have little ones for bruises or big ones for when I throw my back out. It’s a great way to use leftover fabric, worn out sheets, and favorite clothes that have been outgrown or are too beaten up to be worn. Making a bunch is a good reason to get friend’s together to share food, drink and company. And they make great gifts for just about every reason.
    Yellow Tail Chardonnay – Because wine. Smooth, mellow, and inexpensive – it doesn’t get much better.

  1726. I am obsessed with the ingenuiTEA tea brewing thingamajiggy that I bought earlier this year. It keeps loose-leaf teas all happy, floaty, and free in their hot water bath until you set it on top of a mug, at which point it drains out all of the liquid. You can then brew more with the same leaves, or tap them out. It is MUCH less hassle than the tea clamps, teaballs, and other gadgets I have used, all of which seem to shed leaves freely into your cup, then hold on to them for dear life when you try to clean the blasted thing.

  1728. I have a sleeping bag suit that I wear throughout winter in my cold cold flat. It is bright blue and puffy and has a hood so I look a little ridiculous when I open the door to delivery people or political campaigners, but it saves me a heap on heating bills. I’ve also become really quick at getting in and out of it to go to the bathroom; its one drawback.

  1729. Vick’s Salve which when rubbed on my ankle full of metal from surgery helps me to sleep when its cold or raining. The doctors said i wouldnt even know the metal was there, but they spoke an untruth. Its there, and I can feel it.

  1730. I have a very busy 3 yr old. So, I love Mr. Clean Magic Eraser and Crayola Washable Crayons, Markers, Paints.
    Also, I am getting more sleep at night now that we have glow in the dark paint. Every night my daughter sleeps in her own bed we paint a new star on the ceiling.

  1731. I love my cold packs that I keep in the freezer for my headaches. And books. I couldn’t live without them.

  1732. My Keurig! I only want one cup of coffee a day, so this helps me to not waste any.

  1733. Novosal, an Italian salt-suplement that has magnesium and potassium instead of sodium.

  1734. Rheumatoid arthritis here too. I love those paraffin wax bath things that you can dip your sore, aching hands into and suddenly you get warm from the inside.

  1735. Vanilla Lite Java Monster energy drinks, cow tale caramel candies, frozen yogurt (in any of its many reincarnations), and the lap board I put my laptop on when I don’t want to write at my desk.

  1736. Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next novels, and earl grey flavour roiboos tea. I’ve just bought the latest Fforde novel and huge supplies of tea to bring home.

  1737. After as rough a week as I had last week, and the emotional ups and downs of the last several months… The things I am grateful for:

    Netflix, so that when I really need to hide in my house and go nowhere (whether to work or not) I can still watch movies or listen to movies or TV shows while I work.

    The Black Jewels series by Anne Bishop. Anne has been super nice over email when I’ve emailed her with comments or questions. I really appreciate that. The way these books are written, I really identify with the characters. She deals with things that a lot of people really don’t want to think about in life and she still makes them end up in a positive way. Without it being a saccharine bow on top piece of shite. These are the books that I go back to time and time again when I am in a depression state. Because these are the people that I can imagine being willing to hold me while I cry and stop me from doing things that I shouldn’t to myself. Because there are times in my life when I haven’t had that for real.

    It’s going to sound weird, but learning to spin yarn when I was young. And then taking it back up as a hobby about a decade ago. It’s not so good for my bank account because it really opens up a door to an “OOOh, SHINY!” mentality sometimes… But using a spinning wheel is such a rhythmical exercise that when combined with watching wool or silk or whatever twist through your fingers, it becomes a lovely form of meditation. And being able to create a yarn that is in a color (or colors) that I love and I know that *I* made that. *I* chose all the parts and *I* made it happen… really is empowering. The fact that I can fill several shopping bags full of yarn that *I* made, and I can pull out shawls, hats, scarves, mittens, etc that I made from yarn that I made, that is also super empowering. Not only that, but finding other spinners in my area has given me two of the best friends I have had since I was 4 years old. And I don’t make friends easily and I don’t trust anyone anymore. So having 2 close friends is the most I have had in longer than I can easily remember.

    And last, but not least, my ipod. Because I am one of those people who can NOT deal with hearing the same song more than once or twice in a day normally. Walkmans were good, discmans were not so good for me (darn skipping cds. 😉 But my ipod is phenomenal. I have SO MUCH music on it. In just about every genre you can find. And I can turn it on, let it play for well over a month straight and not hear the same song repeated. I can put on podcasts and language lessons. I can listen to audio books, and put on movies… It’s just an amazing invention and it helps me to block out the noises at work that make me want to scream at my coworkers.

    So yeah, Netflix and my ipod while I spin and the Black Jewels books for when I need the hugs.

  1738. I really like crunchie bars I get them from amazon because all the awesome chocolates are made in UK they are like heaven in a bar like form.
    I really like nail polish its a nice treat makes me feel awesome
    I know it sounds crazy but I really like getting that fancy dog/cat food in the refrigerated section for my animals as a treat they love it so much.
    And Every now and then I treat my self to a bottle of Faretti Biscotti Famosi Liqueur they have a chocolate version i really wanna try but Frankly I count myself lucky my liquor store continues to carry this

  1739. Chocolove candy bars. Just a little piece everyday keeps me from plundering the cupboards for my candy fix.

    I’ve never used a bath sheet, but I have a bit of a towel obsession and it sounds right up my alley!

  1740. Discovered during my backpacking days, and now can’t live without, this thing:
    Photon Freedom Micro LED flashlight — http://www.photonlight.com/led-flashlights/photon-freedom-micro-led-keychain-flashlight
    I wear it on the cord (included) around my neck 24×7 and never have to find a big flashlight to go out to the mailbox after dark or turn on a bright light to find my way to the bathroom during the night. CR2016 batteries (available on the website or in stores) easily replaced.
    I also can’t live without trees, coffee ice cream, pepperoni pizza, my laptop, books about the Appalachian Trail,
    and a whole slew of other stuff.

  1742. Kindle…no joke, that thing has been an absolute lifesaver! From dealing with nights I cant sleep, to keeping the monkey child quiet on long car rides, I really don’t know what I did before I got it. Other than contemplate the values of wine…and Xanax…

  1743. Chap-stick. Plain old regular original Chap-Stick. Also, kittens. Who doesn’t love Kittens!

  1744. I’d say Twitter, as it allows me to keep in touch with people I care about, that are scattered everywhere, especially when we are all too busy to actually call/text/email each other. At least I know they are alive and have a glimpse into what they are doing.

  1745. Jenny, I love your book and I love your blog!

    Some of my favorite inexpensive things are Chai tea with honey, cool bits of cloth, a cheap set of oil pastels that I never have time to use, and swimming in ponds and oceans.

    Also, I love your book and your blog so much, that I actually own two copies of your book. I bought it first as an e-book, and then my phone ran out of battery power one day, so rather than waiting for it to charge, I bought a paper copy, because then I could read it and also loan it to my mom.

    And since I love your blog so much, I wanted to let you know that I think there might be some sort of a bug thing on the website. I can read the page I open, but if I click on any of your links a “script” starts running that makes my browser crash. I don’t know if you actually read all these posts, but if you do, and you have time to fix it, that would be awesome, because then I can read all your links, too.

  1746. Sistema packed lunch boxes for my kids’ packed lunches. BPA free, and sections for fruit, plus a cute little bottle. Have changed my life. So sad that that’s actually true.

  1747. My nexus 7 tablet. Carrying the internet everywhere, cheap and with a more reasonable sized screen than a phone.

  1749. My ncis DVDs, this iPad that I was totally against buying, and my coffee machine in combination with my ice cube tray, a day that doesn’t start with an iced coffee is a day that is not going anywhere good.

  1750. Down here at the end of the universe…that is a LOT of comments, dude.

    I didn’t read all of them, so I may be repeating, but if you dig Jenny Lewis (and I’ve had “Better Son/Daughter” in my head all week. I think that album is nearly perfect), you’ll likely love Neko Case. Or you may already love her. If so, yay you!

    All our towels are beach towels–giant, soft, brightly colored.

    My rice cooker–sure, I can cook it on the stove, but this fuzzy logic guy lets me set it and forget it. Rice, quinoa, porridge, polenta, all perfect without thinking about it.

  1753. Autumn Sage Cherry Chief plant – I bought this from our local Parks Dept plant sale. Everything on it is edible. It has beautiful (tasty) translucent red flowers that if I could stop eating long enough to let them, turn into fruits that are edible. The leaves are an herb. And the whole thing is beautiful, plus it is a low-maintenance perennial, so you can plant it and it keeps loving you as long as you take care of it. I’m a sucker for plants and this has been my favorite find this year.

    Color Me Rad 5K – a charity 5K (varies from region to region, profiting local charities) where people spray you with colored water and throw colored corn starch on you so that at the end everyone is a sweaty, smiling rainbow. I’ve gotten a Groupon to do this race for the last 2 years, so I’ve only paid bout $25. You get a shirt, sunglasses, a tattoo, 1 color packet and a reason to get off your butt for months leading up to the race. They have professional photographers that take befores, afters and action shots for a much more reasonable price than other races I’ve been involved in. It is well organized and fun and of all the color runs I’ve done, the best. You don’t have to be fast, we finished in 40 minutes, which is pretty pitiful, but the mood is one of encouragement and festivity.

  1754. Orphan Black and Warehouse 13 are my latest can’t live without shows…

    Anything and everything Doctor Who related is always on my can’t live without list…

    Diet coke, dark chocolate, and toffee all rank pretty high up there too…

    And coffee. The saddest part of my morning is when I take my last sip of coffee and stare down at my empty mug…

  1755. things i can’t live without that are free: your webpage, kisses from my seven year old, the humor of my children, my sister’s support, my partner in life, and hope that i’ll find a dr. that actually figures out how to help me…..things i can’t life without that cost: my heat pad, hazelnut coffee creamer, books from SARK, (books in general really) and art supplies of all kinds. and clothes because that would just be wrong.

    this is Very Cool of you. you rock.

  1756. I forgot to add, if you like Gaiman you will probably like Guy Gavriuel Kay, his latest book is called ‘River of Stars.’

  1757. I have a deep love for my kindle (on which I first read your book and embarrassed myself laughing until I cried in public) but my most recent love has to be Admiral Nelson rum. That and my newly discovered gay man bestie have made the last month the greatest of my life!

  1758. For people who love books try Goodreads.com it’s kinda like the what ahouls I read next with more features.

    Paperbackswap.com I LOVE this one. For every book you send to a requester you get a credit to request a book free. You can also buy credits for a little over $3 each.

    Rick Riordan, he’s a YA novelist but growing up i LOVED ancient Greek, Roman, Egyptian myth and his books wrap all that up in a modern setting. I feel so happy inside like a little kid reading his books. It’s a guilty pleasure.

  1759. We bought a new bar top table that we put downstairs in the finished basement to play board games. We’ve bought about fifty board games in just this year alone, and we play games almost every week. Also, all three seasons of Archer, because when I’m down – well, it’s like the best pick-me up. :] Gotta say, if you check out the subtitles, “Cheryl/Carol” comes up in the subtitles. Hahaha. Same with in Orange is the new Black, “Pornstache”. I love subtitles.

    “I thought you said to slack off.”
    “Not slack off.”
    :]

  1760. This may be lame, but BB cream (garnier). I hate wearing foundation but am at the age where I really SHOULD be using it….so this is light enough and hard to screw up!

  1761. So glad you mentioned Ali Bosh, Doctor Who & Neil Gaiman! Also I’ve been yelling about how much I need the Doctor who towel.
    I can’t live without my dog. Seriously if you don’t have a pet in your life you need one. They’re always there for you to turn to when life gets annoying. I’m gone for a few hours and he welcomes me home like I am the only important person in the world. It gives me the fuzzier inside.
    Chocolate. Seriously It’s my drug.

  1762. Oh, wait–

    *The Infinite Monkey Cage podcasts with the brilliant Brian Cox.
    * the technology that allows me to text when I’m too scared to leave the house.

  1763. Mint ice cubes in my water. So simple, so good. My sis-in-law had a ton of mint in her garden, gave me some, and I wasn’t sure what to do with it until I decided to boil some water, steep the mint leaves in it, then pour it in ice cube trays. Now I feel all fancy drinking my mint water all the time.

  1764. I can’t live without my Effexor. I mean, obviously I CAN, because I did for 31 years. But I like living with it a lot better than I liked living without it. Yay drugs!

    Also in love with my Nook HD+. I can carry my whole library everywhere PLUS play Candy Crush. It’s awesome.

  1765. Some recent loves: Orange is the New Black on Netflix, Reality Boy (new book which comes out this fall), beauty subscriptions (julep & ipsy), and jalepeno pub cheese from trader joe’s.

    Mmmm, cheese.

  1766. Honestly? Talenti Gelato. But only the Sea Salt Caramel one. It’s like eating pure caramel and I have yet to try another flavor by them, or the same flavor in another brand, that can compete. The best part about it is that it has the most basic ingredients so you don’t feel gross after eating it!

    It’s a little embarrassing to admit that, but dude, that shit is amazing. Like, seriously. (And it’s under FOUR DOLLARS for a pint!) GO INDULGE!

  1767. – picnics! when none of my friends have time for a picnic i pack my cool bag, blanket, sunshade, a good magazine or book and enjoy my lovely, colorful picnic equipment and my own company.
    – toy stores. magical places full of fun (you are never too old to play!)
    – my soap bubble machine. whenever i have a hard day, i turn it on and everything just seems brighter.
    – your blog! it reminded me that liffe might be an asshole sometimes but you can still laugh. thank you, by the way.

  1768. I advocate rose scented talcum powder. I put it in my shoes so they don’t smell and I sprinkle it on my arms and legs before I go to sleep in the summer when the air is all muggy and humid. It’s a cheap way to feel pampered and I literally wake up smelling like a rose.

  1769. Hmmm, the thing that I can’t live without right now… a toy garbage truck. My toddler freaking loves that thing. Puts in the stroller, bathes it, diapers it, calls it “Trashman.” It’s totally saving my life right now. Who knows when it will wear off, but at the moment, that thing gets the place of honor in my house.

    And also, mint chocolate chip ice cream.

  1770. * Although I haven’t had it very long – my Kindle. I don’t have space to indulge my love of books right now at least this way I can indulge my love of reading.
    * Raw chocolate – no migraine response 🙂
    * Fresh herb plants
    * Amazon Prime

  1771. I love my Nook, I’m a convert. I never thought I could read without a book in my hands, turning the pages, smelling the nice book-smell, feeling it’s weight; but I have.
    I love my heated seats in my car. I swear I will never buy another vehicle without heated seats.
    I love my IPod/iPhone/iTtunes. I have so much different types of music that I could listed for over 20 days without hearing the same song twice.
    I love wine. 😉 and dark chocolate. I love them even better with eaten together.

  1772. Polyvore- being broke I don’t get to retail therapy ever so this channels that as well as some creative bent to create the outfit that most looks like Glados from Portal
    Teavana- I spent my pittance here for brews that relax me and wean me off Diet Coke addictions.
    AdamWarrock- keeps me smiling and singing, his music is silly and happy. Even my toddler likes him

  1773. Facebook. I know it gets a lot of flack, but without it, I wouldn’t be able to interact with so many wonderful people all over the world.
    GIMP. It’s like PhotoShop, but it’s FREE! I use it all the time.
    http://www.gimp.org/
    OpenOffice. It’s like MS Office, but it’s FREE. I use it all the time.
    http://www.openoffice.org/
    Powdered sunscreen. I really hate putting greasy sunscreen on my face, but face powder with built in sunscreen doesn’t bother me, and I can also use in on the part in my hair without making my hair greasy. Since I HATE hats, that’s a big plus. It’s a little pricey, but worth it to me.
    http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004WQWJES/ref=oh_details_o05_s00_i02?ie=UTF8&psc=1
    “Rock of Ages” movie musical. If you like 80’s music and haven’t seen it, you need to buy it and watch it right now.
    The Bloggess. She makes me feel positively normal.
    http://thebloggess.com/
    Blogspot. It’s FREE and without it, I wouldn’t have “The Jousting Life” which gives me something meaningful to do with my life. I know others might not consider a blog about jousting meaningful, but it is to me.

  1774. My hubby – my rock, my partner, my love.
    iPhone – web, games, texting, etc. all in one divine package.
    Songza – always great music to suit the occasion.
    Kindle – love being able to read whatever, whenever, wherever.
    Eos lip balm – delicious flavours in a fun container.

  1775. I love my Badger Sleep Balm. It smells like lavender, and I use it anytime I feel frazzled (which is often) in addition to at bedtime.

  1776. I love my mad, ice-crushing blender. It makes awesome smoothies and shakes for the family and killer margaritas and daiquiris for the grown ups. Oh yeah, and it makes a mean hummus.

  1777. So many things. My beautiful cat, who is not the friendliest kitty in the world, so when she snuggles with me (and only me), I feel very special.

    The internet. All of it. Sewing blogs, recipes, Facebook, Twitter, you, the Lizzie Bennet Diaries, those wonderful people who put BBC documentaries up on YouTube…

    Books. All of them. I have yours (of course), mysteries, history, physics, math, fiction, mythology, pattern books, sewing books, etc. Some of my favourites are the Griffin & Sabine sextet by Nick Bantok, which is an unusual and beautiful story told via beautifully weird postcards and letters that you actually take out of envelopes to read, the Heaven Tree trilogy by Edith Pargeter (who wrote the Brother Cadfael mysteries and others as Ellis Peters), which is so beautiful, Coming of Age in the Milky Way by Timothy Ferris which is a terrific history of astronomy with a lot of gossip about the people involved, and Mary Stewart’s Merlin trilogy (starting with The Crystal Cave), which kicked off my fascination with Arthurian legend and medieval (and pre-medieval) British history. I have to stop now or I’ll just keep listing books forever.

    My public library, which allows me to read more books and magazines and watch movies for free and without requiring a cull to find more space.

    My bike. I go everywhere on it, all year long. It keeps me reasonably fit, and I’m not held hostage to bus schedules, car traffic or costs, plus it makes me so happy and I’m so aware of my environment.

    My HP TouchSmart tm2 laptop. It’s a tablet-pc. I like that I can use it like a regular laptop, then swivel the monitor and fold it down and use it as a tablet. I’ve been teaching from it for the past two years; all my class notes are archived. It’s awesome. It has also revolutionized my to-do lists.

    Lip balms. Gotta catch them all. My friend makes soaps and body cremes and shaving soaps, and I’m addicted to her lip balms. Perfect texture: slippery without being greasy. http://brazenrazor.com/products/lip-balms/

    Strong orange pekoe tea. Steeped in a tea pot. Milk and sugar. Good any time of day. Now, for instance.

    Salted dark chocolate. Lindt is pretty good, but I really like Camino organic fair trade chocolate.

  1778. I forgot my CORN WARMER!!! my lovely corn warmer a friend made me. Just take a woven place-mat, put a pile of dried field corn (not sweet corn) in the middle and sew up the edges. pop that sucker in the microwave for 3 minutes and you have a lovely, warm, flexible, great smelling warmer for your back, feet, hands, head, whatever. I could not live without mine!!

  1779. I love this post and I can’t wait to sit down and go through all the suggestions. I have a feeling my wishlist is about to get very big.

    My contribution is For the Makers. Over the last part of the year I have wanted to do more with my hands and learn to be more crafty but after 41 years of neglect my craft gene was seriously withered. They include everything in the box and step by step directions for even the really simple projects. It makes me feel good to make something with my hands and I have the added advantage of seeing what are some of the trends out there because I am also challenged in fashion, make-up, home decor and cooking. 🙂 I wrote a quick post up on my blog. And now to sit down and go through the 1700+ comments!

    http://www.forthemakers.com

  1780. Peppermint tea, made with mint picked fresh from the garden by my son and drunk with him in the same garden using tiny chinese cups we bought at a boot sale for 50p. Honestly, if you don’t have a pot of mint in your garden, you’ve just got to get one growing. It will never let you down on a bad day.

  1781. Heh, #1 would be The Furminator. I have two cats, one standard fuzzball and one insane fluff-producing machine. And I just moved into a condo owned by the cleanest woman on earth : my mother. Problem! So I gave in and bought a Furminator, and now I’m grooming enough hair off these suckers to knit a sweater every Friday.

    #2 would be Kirtronica by Jaya Lakshmi. I have hellish anxiety issues, and this album is musical Xanax.

  1782. Sign me up for one Mr. Neil Gaiman please! I love everything he has done. Pretty much.

    Allie Brosh- SO HAPPY she’s back! SO SO SO HAPPY.

    My favorite things? My mandoline slicer, even though I almost cut my fingers off on a daily basis with it. SO MUCH EASIER to cook when my onions don’t look like I used a weedeater on them.

    Also- Girl Scout Cookies. Thin Mints, of course.

  1783. There is a spoken word section of a Tool song which soothes me when I’m angry and helps me let go of being sad. When I’m happy, I play it as an anthem! LOUDLY. Check out the lyrics below – dark, yet empowering. My wish for the world is that everyone have something like this – a touchstone.
    I have a CD for the office, the car, home, my relatives houses, my ipod and my iphone and I listen to this song, well, quite often (10 times a day on the way to work and home or more…that’s not crazy – I’m just very good at following my bliss.)
    Band: Tool
    Album: Undertow
    Song: Bottom. 3.12 into the song, Henry Rollins does this spoken word bit:
    If I let you, you would make me destroy myself. But in order to survive you, I must first survive myself. I can sink no further and I cannot forgive you. There’s no choice but to confront you, to engage you, to erase you. I’ve gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain. I will use my mistakes against you. There’s no other choice. Shameless now. Nameless now. Nothing now. No one now. But my soul must be iron cause my fear is naked. I’m naked and fearless.
    and the next line is screamed “and my fear is NAKED!”

  1784. DVR!!! I am no longer a slave to my tv. I get very invested in the characters on my shows and I can’t imagine missing a single episode.
    Otter box phone case….lets just say I am not graceful.
    Mary Kay foot emollient creme…..takes heels from cracked and dry to smooth as a baby’s butt

  1785. Burt’s Bees cuticle cream, or salve, or something like that. If you work with your hands and live in a cold climate it will save your fingers from splitting, bleeding, and just plain hurting during the winter months. Fabulous stuff! You just have to be sure to put it on every night.

  1786. Smartwool socks, in the winter my feet get wicked cold, and SmartWool socks are the answer to keeping my toes from snapping off like icicles.

    And in the summer, Chaco sandals, if you get the right pair, they look okay enough to wear to work, but you can take them to the beach too.

  1787. My mother bought me a Kitchen-Aid stand mixer a few years ago and I thought it was overkill for a job that could be accomplished with a spoon but now I love the thing so much. Also, clumping cat litter. It’s so much better than the clay stuff that I had to use years ago when I got my first cat.

  1788. Playing Trivial Pursuit with my husband. (and winning once in a while).
    My Bunn coffeemaker (when I had to have it replaced I was so sad until I got my new one – and mad at the cheapo replacement I had to deal with while waiting for said replacement – “Why are you taking so long to make my coffee?!? Why is it not as hot and tasty as when I use my Bunn!?!”)
    Proactiv – I never believed the ads, but my middle age chin acne has been vanquished!

  1790. you are one of my favorite things, knitting and reading esp. preston/child, stephen king and i am an admin blogger for https://www.facebook.com/TheDoctorWhoFanPage in the UK! ive been a who fan since the 70’s. and live comedy it keeps me sane: my favs: will noonan, india pearl, doug stanhope, lewis black etc. also red sox, bruins, the ocean, and tulsi tea and for stress and anmien pien for sleep, i dont sleep either, oh and music esp. rockabilly

  1791. I love my Kindle. Can take a whole library at once. Also, love you Jenny, loved your book (its on my Kindle) and love your blog.

  1792. This, it’s called a cockblock, and it’s a plushie in the shape of a chicken. But square. Literally a cock-block. So whenever anybody asks what it is… well you get to tell them.
    http://www.stitchmind.com/cockblock/shop-cockblock/

    Also if you throw it at people, you get to yell YOU’VE BEEN COCKBLOCKED. Which can make pretty much any day better.

    Also, fresh clean composition notebooks make my life so much better.

    I’m so happy that Allie’s back, and I cannot wait for her book!

  1793. My converse high-tops. I wear them CONSTANTLY. I love having comfy, sensible shoes that are also cute and colorful. Mine are purple and I wear them two or three times a week.

  1794. I love the new Netflix show “Orange is the New Black”…honestly all of the Netflix originals are great. I also couldn’t live without my Oster blender! I’ve found that it works almost as well as a Vitamix/Blendtec for a lot less money.

  1795. I’ve been reading your blog for over a year, this is the first time I’ve had the courage to comment. I suffer with Lupus and depression so a few of my favorite things are things that help me through the really really rough days.
    1. My stuffed walrus. I know its ridiculous but when my husband and I were dating I found out I had lupus. During my first hospital stay he mailed me this, because he makes a silly face that reminds me of a walrus. This walrus has been on my bed for the last 5 years. http://www.stuffedark.com/walruswalton.htm?source=ssdf
    2. Ice packs. When my feet and hands are burning I put an ice pack at the foot of the bed and it helps me sleep without crying.
    3. Lip smackers lip gloss in dr.pepper.Because you are never too old to stop using your favorite flavor of lip balm. http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/bonne-bell-lip-smacker-liquid-gloss-dr.-pepper/ID=prod6144372-product?ext=gooBeauty_PLA_Lipgloss_prod6144372_pla&adtype={adtype}&kpid=prod6144372&sst=27d57437-4cff-b948-73c3-00006fc97a72
    4. Hiking. When I feel like I am so down and depressed hiking or even just a nice walk heals my heart a little, especially if I see any animals along the way.
    5. The color pink makes me happy so I try to surround myself with it, when I can, so much that when my husband and I got married I had to scale it back… My pink flat screen still (after 6 years) makes my heart happy. http://www.qvc.com/qvc.product.E260555.html?item=E260555&ref=GAS&tpl=detail&cm_ven=GOOGLESHOPPINGFEED&cm_cat=Electronics&cm_pla=Televisions&cm_ite=E260555-150-000&adtype=pla
    6. Yankee candle car jars. They are like the tree things everyone has in their car, the smell of this is soooo delicious and when I get in my car the smell relaxes me immediately. http://www.yankeecandle.com/fragrance/leather
    7. My favorite books. There are so many to mention, yours included, but The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving has gotten me through many of my roughest times. I also love My Sweet Audrina by V.C. Andrews is my favorite guilty pleasure.
    8. A good fuzzy blankie. Any will do.
    9. My MOST happy thing EVER is my skunks. I bought a pet skunk named Jinx as my wedding present. I then became involved in skunk rescues. They are loving like a cat, playful like a dog, and as an added bonus, hypoallergenic. When I cry, Jinx will comfort me, when I need to suck it up, he will playfully swat my face, when Im cramping and hate everyone, my other skunk Hex will lay himself across my stomach like a furry love filled heating pad. They light up my life. In my darkest days I can always count on them to be completely non judgemental.

  1796. Hmm. Let’s see. I was actually just thinking about this in terms of baby gear the other day because I got rid of all our stuff after number two and now I’m preggers with number three. (And super sick. :(. )
    Here’s my nonbaby list:
    This little whale that fits on our bathroom faucet and turn it into a water fountain so I don’t have to get up six million times to get the kids a drink.
    My busted freestanding porch swing that we found down the street on the curb and fixed up with plywood.
    Your blog and the cakewrecks blog which always make me laugh
    The library for free movies while my husband is away on business. The kids and I drag the mattress to the living room and I sleep while they watch.
    Natural peanut butter. It stinks to stir but why do I want anything besides peanuts in my pb?

  1797. I love Black Phoenix Alchemy lab scents–based on literature, music and myth. Some based on Neil Gaiman stories even. http://www.blackphoenixalchemylab.com

    and I second soda stream. Adding bubbles to lemon water is the way to go. You can also carbonate pinot grigio. We call it trampagne.

  1798. A year ago May, I had a friend on Facebook talking about her “Fitbit,” which is a super-duper pedometer. The next day I won one from the Dr. Oz show and I absolutely love it!!! It’s super-duper because it also tracks stairs (or hill-stair-equivalents, as I call them) and miles and calories and will also track your sleep. It has you set daily goals — I have no idea how it came up that I should walk 5 miles and 10K steps and do 10 flights of stairs a day, but I’m moving more, because if I’m at only 8-9K steps or 8-9 flights of stairs, I think, “oh, crap, I’m not going to make my goal, I better go for a walk…” I lost my first one because the little clip thing to hold it on my waistband broke, but they were super nice and I was able to get a new one 1/2 price.

    I also have no idea how I lived before Post-its were invented. (And Post-it flags and tabs…) Brilliant. I adore Post-its, LOL!

  1799. Lately I’ve been getting really stressed out about life, which is irritating because I’ve never had a stressed personality, but this blog always helps me, honestly. 🙂
    And because I’m uncomfortable talking to people in real life, I’m going to dump a lot of websites here that have always saved me from myself.
    1. http://www.buzzfeed.com/arielknutson/delicious-snacks-in-a-mug
    This place keeps me from starving! I’m not a fan of cinnamon or oatmeal, but the other recipes are fantabulous.
    2. http://29a.ch/sandbox/2011/neonflames/ , http://weavesilk.com/
    These two places are wonderful for relaxing. The first one, you can make colorful nebulae! The second one is always good if I’m more in the mood for symmetry and flowers.
    3. http://www.somethingstore.com/
    This place is cool! You give them money and they give you something. What is it? No one knows!
    4.http://feeds.feedburner.com/WelcomeToNightVale
    I’ve been actually really obsessed with this podcast lately. Think…NPR broadcast written by Lovecraft. Only better! Seriously, if you’re a little morbid, you should check this out, especially since it’s free to download!
    5.http://www.relaxonline.me.uk/sa1/index.html
    This is amazing for if you’ve had a stressful experience – it pretty much walks you through working out your stress or anxiety.
    6.http://crouton.net/
    I don’t know what this is. But it makes me laugh.

  1800. My Kindle Paperwhite. Never in a million years did I think I would want an e-reader, but now I don’t know what I’d do without it. I haven’t given up read “hold in your hand” books or my library card, but having the Kindle has really amped up the amount of books I’ve been reading and there is definitely nothing wrong with that!

  1801. I love that I get an opportunity to waste time at work by answering this. Because it totally doesn’t matter and I’m usually bored as hell anyways because I’m an unpaid intern with anxiety and un-diagnosed ADD. HERE WE GO MOTHERFUCKERS.

    Dramatic Sunglasses – I’m a guy but fuck it I like to rock that shit and feel special, they double as a mask to hide behind when you’ve had a super shitty day. http://www.karmaloop.com/product/Mirage-Sunglasses/409482

    Vudu – It’s this random app/service thing you can get on your DVR/TV and rent movies anytime you want instantly. It tops Netflix like a bitch and I use it all the time and it’s great. It has new and old movies , and who doesn’t love movies? (zombies, that’s who)

    Friendship Bracelets – I’m a 10 year old in a 22 year old’s body, beep beep motherfucker

    Mac & Cheese – (read above description)

    Whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com – guaranteed to make you laugh out loud (unless you don’t have a heart or were the pretty one in high school)

    Chewing Ice – I will probably have denchers by age 30

    Cracked.com – Enjoy a variety of amazing sarcasm and an interesting change of pace

    There is countless more, on account of my insane needyness, but I will leave you with this –
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/335970

  1802. a stupid little cheap rice cooker. dinner is a lot easier with that thing around.

  1803. Late last year I discovered the website GrubHub. You put your address in, and it gives you restaurants in your area that are open, as well as providing their menus, and even online ordering. I don’t always have time to cook, and am ridiculously indecisive on what to eat, so this is a huge help. (also, it means I don’t HAVE to speak to another person on those days when my anxiety is particularly overwhelming.)

  1804. I hate wearing shoes, so my favorite thing is $2.50 flip flops from Old Navy — they have all the colors!!!
    I also am a sucker for YA sci fi books. So much fun with so many choices. Right now I’m loving Divergent.

  1805. My moleskin notebook, for crazy thoughts or ocd planning for teotwaswki; books by Christine Feehan or Anne Bishop; my Keurig; Pinterest (and by extension, the internet); The Bloggess daily posts; spongey tennis shoes, and birkenstocks; Yarn, cause you know, I play with it like a cat; a sewing machine; my Tarot cards and prayer beads.

  1806. STILL with the towels? Have you learned nothing after the Beyonce incident? Seriously, thanks for upping my weirdness factor by 10. Every time we drive through Brenham on our way to Houston, we pass that lawn ornament place next to the DQ (you know the one) and I scream GIANT METAL CHICKENS!!! My road trip compatriots LOVE this. Once, we were caravanning, and we had walkie talkies and my husband was in the other car, and suddenly over the talkie I hear, “alert, alert, giant metal chickens approaching, over”.

    But anyway, the gadget I cannot live without, is my mini hub USB man:
    http://www.amazon.com/High-Speed-Ports-White-Mini/dp/B00274NRRA/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1374528761&sr=8-8&keywords=usb+mini+hub

    My laptop is ancient and only has 2 USB ports – TWO!! This is further complicated by the fact that one is taken up by the key for my wireless mouse (b/c touch pads are EVIL), so that leaves ONE port for 3 data keys, a printer and a webcam. You see the mathematical complication here. So, USB man saved my life!

  1807. I think that since I got my Roots Sweatpants my home is just a better place. I don’t know that any day feels compelte if I am not in them for hours. They are expensive and I only ever get them as a gift but they are by far the most awesome thing I own. There is probably nothing in the world better than eating a big bowl of ice cream while curled up in the comfiest sweat pants in the world.

  1808. Anime. I started out in the 80’s with Voltron, not knowing what I was getting into with giant robots that transformed into ONE giant robot…(that’s mecha) and then, when pregnant with Chibi after losing our first child to HLHS, I discovered Dragonball Z.

    It was as much a pregnancy craving as buffalo wings were and over the past 14 years it has brought almost as much joy and escape into my life as my daughter. (Who now shares my love of anime.)

    It gives me a happeah when I am sad and a line to hang onto when when I am so far into the dark that I can’t even remember what light looks like.

  1809. I recently discovered Nailtiques ( http://www.amazon.com/Nailtiques-Formula-Nail-Protein-0-5/dp/B004LC4MHK/ref=wl_it_dp_o_pC_S_nC?ie=UTF8&colid=3LXXNF4251AWF&coliid=I2SM6WSJQZWHQ6 ), thanks to Crazy Aunt Purl’s blog, and for the first time since I remember, my hands and nails look how I always wished they would. I bit my nails for years, then stopped biting them when I watched some show about Body Bugs, and instead started picking my nails. They looked awful, and I wanted to stop, but then there’d be some rough part, and I’d pick at it, and be back at square one.

    Also, knitting and crocheting. I’d so be in jail if it weren’t for my yarning. When things get bad, I just go and pet the alpaca yarn, or the silk yarn, or something else awesomely soft and squishy, and I’d swear I can feel my anxiety going away.

  1810. Miso and nutritional yeast are two recent discoveries that I CAN NOT live without. I would never have made the transition to being vegan without those items!

  1811. I’m currently devouring “Something More Than Night,” the latest book from one of my fave authors, Ian Tregillis. It is incredible, and I know I will be sad when it is done.

  1812. I lived in England in the early ’70s, during the days of The Third Doctor. The Daleks were TERRIFYING! See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Behind_the_sofa . I still can’t look at a picture of one without wanting to hide behind the couch.

    But, things I love: Daiso. Japanese dollar store. Carries bags of melamine sponges (basically, Mr. Clean erasers) for just over a dollar. One of my coworkers recently went home to visit her folks in Romania and took most of a suitcase full. Don’t waste money on Mr. Clean! Also, it’s great fun to wander the aisles and look at things and think, WTF?!?!

    Trader Joe’s dark chocolate. Okay, Trader Joe’s in general. Love.

    My libraries. Our public library is part of LINK+, which allows me to borrow books from libraries all over California. And the university library allows me to check out books from pretty much anywhere.

    Goodreads. It’s akin to Shelfari. I’ve friended fascinating people who recommend books all across (and beyond) my interests, who are wonderful writers, and who push me to write better, funnier, smarter reviews. Goodreads also helps me avoid reading the same book over and over again because I can’t remember whether or not I’ve read it.

    Lamotrigine. Combined with Zoloft, it’s doing wonders for me.

    Burt’s Bees Lip Shimmer in Fig. I have it in Cherry and Peony, too. The colors are somewhat sheer, so they’re neither as dark nor as vibrant as one might assume. Fig is now my go-to lip color/balm. You should really, really, really try it.

  1813. My absolute fave right now is So Delicious Dairy Free Coconut Milk Ice Cream! I was recently diagnosed “intolerance” for all foods- all the good ones anyway (corn, potato, dairy, egg whites, egg yolks, peanuts, soy and a partridge in a pear tree) and a friend suggested this Ice”cream.” It is TRULY delicious and makes me soooo happy!

  1814. Netflix, definitely Netflix. Even though I’ve watched certain series like Scrubs so many times that I can quote them, it’s still nice to be able to rewatch certain episodes when I’ve had a crappy day. Also, cats because cats are just awesome.

  1815. I also love Allie. I used to read her blog at work, but I worked with all men and they never understood the laugh until you’re crying and not breathing thing.

    I splurge on soap and bubble bath from Anthropologie. A bubble bath is my only escape from my boys since becoming a sahm.

  1816. Oh hells, where do I start?

    I can’t live without carb-free lemon squash (making drinking water that much easier) plus it’s only 44p/70-some cents. I can’t live without the humongo fan I found in my shed as we’ve had a heatwave here in the UK. IT’S NOT RAINED IN TWO WEEKS. IT’S THE END TIMES, FOLKS! I especially can’t live without my new Thundercats converse trainers and am conjuring more and more tenuous “acceptable” office outfits featuring said footwear. So far, work think I have edema in each foot so I can’t get my shoes on.

    But mostly – MOSTLY – I cannot live without my light-up eyebrow tweezers.
    Lemme explain. I’m short-sighted and going grey. And I don’t wear my glasses as often as I should. What this results in is my eyebrows growing in white, me being too myopic to see the white hairs, and strutting my stuff thinking my brows have finally given up trying to grow after 20 years of tweezing them into submission, when really I’m walking round with the facial equivalent of an albino wookiee above my peepers. The little light in the base of the tweezers shows those babies up no problems.

  1818. I can’t live without my queen sized bed. I slept on a twin till I was 25 and finally broke down and bought myself an adult sized bed and I won’t ever go back lol.

  1819. I also have to add: my tablet. I got a Nook HD+ this year, and a few months ago when my anxiety was at life-destroying levels, the ability to crawl into bed and watch MST3K under the covers for hours was possibly a literal lifesaver.

    I guess I should add MST3K. Those fucking robot puppets have gotten me through some freakishly bad stuff. Free to watch to your hearts content on Youtube. ( Dude, keep circulating the tapes…)

    And…Teavana strawberry lemonade blend, brewed with Twinings pomegranate raspberry. Holy crap, you guys.

  1820. Things I can’t live without:
    Books, in any form
    My family
    Zoloft. I can actually be a normal, non-anxious/depressed/rage driven person.
    Coconut oil – LOVE IT for my skin
    Coffee
    Allegra (ok, I *can* live without it, but I am happier with it this time of year)

  1821. The most recent thing I can’t live without is Caladryl. I work outside and last week my ankles were practically devoured by mosquitoes.

  1822. Hrm…

    Things I can’t live without.
    I’m gonna go on the “things” theme and not mention pets and family/friends.

    Cannot live without my iPhone- but not because of texting. Because I need my music and my podcasts. Things like Girl on Guy and Nerdist make my work week tolerable, and music is something I can’t get along without.

    My camera- I absolutely love taking pictures and having the ability to capture a moment or a place.

    travel- this isn’t so much a *thing* but I honestly need to get away and go somewhere new and explore in order to remain happy in life.

    Cheese. I can’t help it. I love cheese. I can’t be vegan because I can’t have cheese if I am, and I can’t …I just can’t do without cheese.

  1823. Frou-frou cheeses. I don’t do it often, but when I choose to splurge (both from the caloric and financial standpoint), a little bit of good cheese goes a long way toward making life better. Usually in conjunction with a crusty baguette, kalamata olives, and a bottle of big, chewy red wine.

  1824. Three things:
    1. My el-cheapo Comfort Zone fan, which turns my deck from unlivable to lovable in the summer.
    2. Tito’s Vodka. Do I even need to say why?
    3. Borage Oil Capsules. They helped me regulate PMS for years, and now are helping tone down hot flashes during menopause.

    Oh….and I guess 4 things….YOU!

  1825. Anything Dr. Who makes my heart happy. Off to get the Tardis towel because I have to have something to sit on when I am playing Dr. Who Yahtzee! Also, Must have Diet Coke, Chamomile tea, air popped popcorn and Tana French books to chill out with. And if you live in a hot humid place there is no beating the Gold Bond powder spray. I always wondered how people manage to look fresh all day when I wither and droop and look totally miserable – now I know. Oh -and did you mention legos? For some reason a set of LOTR Legos makes me feel ridiculously happy.

  1827. I am head-over-heels in love with my Kindle. When I pack it in my purse it’s like I’m also bringing hundreds of friends along with me wherever I go. As an added bonus, when you have a book, you’re never REALLY alone. I don’t have go through the the agonizing decision making process of OMG I can only fit one book in my bag, so I’ll take a science fiction, but WHAT IF I SUDDENLY GET THE URGE TO READ ‘Little Women?’ WHAT THEN?

    Also, I’ve recently discovered the Irish comedian Dylan Moran. He’s ornery and dour, and so of course, utter perfection.

  1828. My mp3 player. Tea. Cookies. Dr. Who. really bad Syfy channels movies. and my kindle.

  1829. I have never heard of neuro sleep but I am going to have to check it out for sure.

    My cheap trick is the wax burning plug ins(Any brand, scentsy , walmart, target) Because I feel like even if my house is a hot mess when someone drops by they at least don’t smell the dog funk or cat litter. Also if you buy food smelling ones then they think the house is a mess because you’ve been baking your heart out for a charity bake sale or something.

  1830. Zumba. It has literally saved my life more than once. When I’ve been in that really dark place, I can go to a class, hear the music, focus on the moves, and for an hour life isn’t so terrible.

  1831. My rice cooker. Even though I can spend an hour – hours cooking ( including prep time of course) and really? Boil two cups of water on the stove, then throw in a cup of rice, turn down to low, set timer for twenty minutes – how easy is that? Not as easy as a RICE COOKER that’s for DAMN sure!

    And my PVR. Which I did spend money on, but not a lot, and is way cheaper than renting all the seies after the fact! What did I do before PVRs? Oh yeah. Read.

    Well my third favourite is libraries, so there you go.

  1834. My crochet hooks/knitting needles. Not only do they keep me busy in almost any situation they help to create one of a kind baby and wedding presents that are generally nicer than anything I could buy in a store. They are also a connection to my late Great Grandmother as inheriting her collection is what got me started in all the craziness.

    My assorted Doctor Who things, especially my TARDIS lunch box from ThinkGeek as it has helped me find other nerds at work!

    My general craftiness that I got from my Mom and her family, because when I find something I love online but can’t afford sometimes I can make something that turns out even better. For example, the dry erase HP proclamation board that ThinkGeek had, using some old baseboard and a $10 frame my cousin helped me make one that was bigger and waaaaay cooler than the original.

    And for good measure right at this moment, the fly that followed me into the apartment after work. My cats are going crazy and providing me with lots of entertainment!

  1835. Zappos.com – I know it’s not one thing, but not having to go to the darn store and try stuff on when there’s a line and then hating how I look in things while in a public place… it’s just so nice to try stuff on and hate it at home. And then ship it back, FOR FREE! (it ships to me for free too… and if you sign up for their free VIP thingy you get points and can get free stuff)… It has changed the way I live. For real. Which is kinda pathetic, but still true…

  1836. -Carmex for my perpetually chapped lips

    -Etsy- I love having jewelry that nobody else has!

    -The remote start on my car

  1837. I love this quote; it reminds me to be silly 🙂
    “Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again.” ~ Mike Myers

  1838. Coffee. I’d give up any and all food but never real, fresh coffee. The app store: it’s a library, game box, language school, yoga studio etc etc all in one. Sex and the City dvds got me through nights of controlled crying when my daughter was a baby and not sleeping (she still doesn’t) and now it gets me through half an hour on the elliptical trainer. My daughter because in my completely unbiased opinion she is the most awesome creation in the universe and when she does actually sleep peacefully (and not like an uncontrollable swiss army knife which is her usual mode) she gives the most beautiful snuggles.

  1839. There are things that I love seriously…my ICED VENTI Ice Coffee (sweet with half and half), my collection of music that borders the edge of sanity, my love of a cold beer and new favorite MoJito (Thanks Tara!!), TEX MEX, the smell of rain, Corvette and Le Moose, a good Saturday afternoon nap, Wayne’s look when he is contemplating my immediate death/murder/suicide, a nice clean kitchen, laughter, Stacey’s smile, Soft Kitty, the laundry folded and put away, black and white photographs, smell of PineSol, puppy bellies, a new academic year calendar/planner, a sleeping baby in my arms, Johnny burping the alphabet over the phone, a BIG OLE TRUCK on jacked up tires, crinkly big brown eyes staring at me, morning radio, Cynday’s laughter, fishing, sitting in the sun, large glass of perfect ice water, New Orleans Saints football, a cold dark room, a ridiculous movie that does nothing else but make you laugh out loud, a perfect writing pen, blue eyes that remind me of what is feels like to have my heart grow twice as big, a mildly obsessive addiction to colored highlighters, and Gillian Anderson.

  1840. My Kindle for sure. Love that thing way more than I should.
    Cotz Sunscreen. It’s not terribly expensive and it feels like a fancy face primer, plus it has a tiny bit of tint so in the summer, it’s really all I wear. And my kitties… I love them dearly. I won’t sell them, but you should just go to a shelter and pick up a couple. 🙂 They’re fantastic.

  1841. My favorite thing is my coffeemaker. For reals. I have a Keurig single serve brewer, and since my husband doesn’t drink coffee and neither of our brains really work in the morning, the whole “stick a little plastic cup in the machine and press brew” thing is a godsend. Yes, it’s more expensive to use than a regular coffeemaker, but I just don’t care. It’s so damn convenient. Also, I recommend buying it from Bed Bath & Beyond, because their return policy is the bomb. Keurigs tend to stop working sometimes, and all you have to do is pack it up and bring it back to them AND THEY GIVE YOU A BRAND NEW ONE. You don’t even need a receipt! And it can be like a year old!! It’s crazy amazing. Here’s a link: http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/product.asp?SKU=118326

    Also, Jenny, you are so awesome. Please always keep writing. 🙂

  1842. The cheap (price wise) jewelry on Amazon Marketplace. A lot of it has free shipping and is super affordable. Sure I have to wait like a month after I order it for it to show up because it comes out of China, but it’s worth it to me for cute, affordable jewelry.

    The new peanut butter flavor “Go Nutty” pop tarts. They taste like peanut butter cookies – FOR BREAKFAST.

    Aveeno daily brightening face scrub. I have ridiculously sensitive face skin and that stuff gets the gross off without irritating my face and making me look like I’m permanently drunk.

    Kleenex with lotion in them. See that face skin thing.

    Allie Brosh. Her depression comics? Left me bawling and sobbing like a baby because she found those word things that describe how I feel. And occasionally don’t feel when the lack of feeling anything comes in to play. I’m so buying her book.

  1843. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for the link to “What should I read next” I’ve been going by the author-method, by reading everything by the authors I liked. But all of the ones still alive can’t keep up with the speed I’m reading at. Time to find new ones.

    Things that I can’t do without (or am at least glad I have):

    – My sewing machine – it’s an old Pfaff, I bought it used, but I taught myself how to do patchwork and it’s now one of my favourite past times

    – My phone, a Samsung Galaxy S2. I’m one of those people who are always fiddling about on something, be it a pen, a rubber band, my fingers, my jewelry. I know it can get annoying for people if it makes a noise or if they catch my movements out of the corner of their eyes. Now with my phone, I can just sit there in silence and entertain myself by playing a game or reading.

    – My “library”. Books have always been good friends for me, and I’ve aquired quite a lot of them. I also have a hard time giving them away, and it makes no difference if I loved them, liked them or hated them. Or if I’ve no desire to read them a second time or have read them ten times already. I love to see them standing in the shelves, looking at them and remembering when I read them, where I was and what was happening in my life back then. Major reason why I won’t get an ebook-reader anytime soon.

    – My menstrual cup collection (most of them by http://www.meluna.eu ). Might be slightly TMI (oh wait, I’m on this blog. Nevermind), but I’ve had horrible periods back when I was still using pads and tampons. Yes, there is an “and” between those products, because one on it’s own wasn’t enough. Plus strong pain meds. Always needed those. Then, one day, I was desperately searching the internet for even bigger tampons. I was willing to shove a cotton wad the size of a smallish sheep in there if it meant not having to change the tampon/pad combo every two hours. I didn’t find sheep-sized tampons. But I found cups. Since then, my cramps have all but vanished, and I don’t need to live life in two hour increments for two days per month. Best invention since duct tape.

    – My teva sandals (currently those: http://www.amazon.com/Teva-Womens-Hurricane-Sandal-Celtic/dp/B0085300E0/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1374529430&sr=8-4&keywords=teva+sandals+women )
    I bought my first pair back in summer 1999, and they lasted me until the end of last summer, when the soles finally disintegrated enough to get annoying. I still use them as garden shoes at home. I love those shoes, they will hold up to any situation I throw at them. I was using them as swim shoes in three different seas, hiking up mountains all over Europe, standing ankle-deep in a mixture of mud and beer at concerts and student parties, and basically wearing them daily for 13 summers, and they still looked almost new. I hope my second pair will hold up just as well.

    My soda machine (http://www.amazon.com/Sodastream-Fountain-Soda-Maker-Starter/dp/B001KYT6CS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374530080&sr=8-1&keywords=sodastream )
    I never drink enough: plain water is too boring, mineral water is a PITA to carry home, juice has too many empty calories and soda is not something I drink for thirst as it usually leaves me feeling even more thirsty. Tea is fine for the winter, but I can’t stand it in the summer. About two months ago I finally splurged on a soda machine. Now I drink way more as the water just has a little more fizz to it.

    And with that I will go to bed – it’s past midnight and I’m going to be beaten out of bed soon enough by my boys.

  1845. Coffee. Hot in the morning, iced in the afternoon, ground up and stirred into vanilla ice cream on occasion. It’s good for the soul.

  1847. Cat treats. Yeah, to me they’re a bit bland and kinda crumble in my mouth, but to my cat they’re sweet, sweet ambrosia from the heavens. I’ve gone to some insane lengths to get the Pounce Seafood Medley (has to be seafood medley. MUST.) for my cat until I figured out I can just order it online. Why? Because my Kiki goes bonkers for them. He loves them. He knows he gets at least one right before bed every night, and he gets one if I need to clean his ears or give him medicine, and that cat *means the world to me*.

    No really. This got me thinking, and there are a lot of things that make me happy: painting my nails, pizza and ranch dressing, signing up for the classes I’ve always wanted to take. But through ups and downs and tears and laughs, my cat has been with me, very patient. Sitting with me when I’m sick, making me laugh constantly, and just be there. He was so upset when I ran out of the treats for a few days, and don’t tell me cats don’t have emotions because they totally do, that I felt like I let him down.

    TLDR: My cat freaking loves Pounce cat treats and I will give my blood to make sure he gets them. Especially since he’s drawn my blood to remind me he cares.

  1848. My Epicurious iPhone/iPad app — thousands of searchable keyword-based recipes, all tested (so I know they work). Spend the $1.99 and have your recipe box linked together between your different platforms (laptop, phone, tablet). I love being able to take an vague idea (“I want to make carrot cake”), and be able to look at many different variations to pick from. A must for home-cooks everywhere, unless your a fabulous, innately talented cook, and then I’m just jealous!

  1849. Kushyfoot foot covers. The best thing ever for wearing with your little ballet flats. Won’t slip off your heels, and they have a little pad under the ball of the foot, and some at the back of the heel/ankle so they’re super comfy. They come in a plain or lace, and I love the way the lace ones look peeking out of the top of my shoes. They sell them at my pharmacy, and I always pick up a few pairs when I’m in there.

  1850. Baking soda. I was a late bloomer to the “Baking soda does everything ever”, but now that I’m on the bandwagon, I’m on it like I own that bandwagon. I make my own everything with that stuff, and take it with me wherever I go. My husband is always like, “Why do you need baking soda in Las Vegas?”, and I give him the one-eyebrow-up look and explain slowly, “Emergencies. In the midst of an apocalypse, baking soda would be worth it’s weight in gold. GOLD, I say.”

    Everything on your list is clearly essential to good health. But if you think about it, consider how much better all those things could be with well-applied baking soda usage. Allie would have “cleaned all the things” faster, and Doctor Who could use it to de-odorize the TARDIS, which — let’s face it– probably smells.

  1851. I’ve discovered making grilled cheese by 1st tossing some chopped garlic with butter or olive oil in the pan, then putting in the sandwich. Once the first side is done, take the sandwich out, toss some more garlic and butter/oil in the pan, and put the second side of the sandwich down. It makes the sandwich sooo much better!

  1852. Mercedes Lackey’s 500 Kingdoms series…sometimes I just need a ridiculous fairy tale to get through the day.
    Terry Pratchett anything.
    Also David Weber anything – but his stuff is technical science fiction and so not for all.
    The song “Try” by Pink.
    Sci-fi television series…es…like Stargate, and Dr. Who, and Battlestar Galactica, and Warehouse 13.
    Books. Lots of them. In all subjects. Including how to make pickles.
    Hugs from my boyfriend, never tell him but he is soft and warm and just a little solid and I love it.

  1854. Love this post! For books, better than Amazon – http://www.betterworldbooks.com which allows you to buy and donate from/to libraries and small bookshops around the country and every purchase donates toward the world literacy project. Its amazing!

  1855. One of my absolute needs on a bad day is Edy’s French Silk ice cream. It’s coffee flavored. It’s got chocolate. It’s everything I need to help de-stress.

    Supernatural on the CW. Yeah, the guys are hot, but honestly, I love the show. It includes everything. Every evil, every good. Some evil turns good. Some good turns evil. It reflects life with supernatural creatures where your enemy might save your life. I love the story. I’m not sure what I’ll do when it’s over. (And yes, I DO love Dr. Who and of course David Tennant is my favorite Dr.)

  1856. It seems wrong to post about someone else’s book on an author’s blog but I’m doing it anyway bc I think you would all really like each other. One of my most favorite things is a book by Haven Kimmel called A Girl Named Zippy. I cry every time I finish it. Not because it’s sad but because she’s gone again and I know it will be a while before I have her voice in my head again. (Kind of like someone else we all know and love! ;-))

    The other best thing in the whole world is Edith Parker. She’s my pseudonym, my joy, my inspiration, the most perfect pet in all the world. My life changed radically for the better the day she joined it six years ago. She’s the greatest gift I have ever received.

  1857. I can’t live without my cats. My 6 month old kitten saved me. After a suicide attempt in late 2011 I was diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder and Severe Depression. After 18 months of treatment I still couldn’t shake it completely and then my son was diagnosed with Autism. My partner finally gave in and let me get a kitten (I think his words were “go and get your fucking cat”) – pet therapy for my son was my main goal. What I got was the the babies I’d lost along the way to this point in my journey and another soul to love unconditionally. I was close to heading back down into the depths of depression, but that little paw saved me

  1858. My down comforter and good, soft cotton sheets and duvet cover; dark chocolate; and isn’t the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser pretty amazing too? I don’t know how I kept house before those. And my Kindle has definitely made it easier for me to read more books, which is always good.

  1860. You cannot buy this, but I cannot live without my dog Shiloh. He is a 4 lb mini long-coat Chihuahua and we adore each other. My husband has taken pics of him waiting for me to come home (at the window, at the door, etc…) He is the thing that is keeping me from having a complete mental breakdown right now. I come home worried and stressed and he barks at me to pick him up and I cannot refuse that adorable happy face. He makes me forget all of the struggles and strife for a while. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=108920296613&set=a.93112026613.109313.647161613&type=3&theater

  1861. Hedgehog laundry dryer balls. Turns out softener makes your towels and sheets less able to dry properly. The fuck, right? So use these dryer balls. Your laundry dries quicker (saving you money) and they are so adorable they startle me with their levels of enchantment each time I see them shyly smiling at me from my dryer. They make doing one chore suck much less.

  1862. I’m originally from Chicago but currently live in Michigan. However, I do get to travel back to the city at least twice a year and while there ABSOLUTELY have to go to the half price bookstore (that’s also the name of the store) on Tuohy Avenue. The staff is quirky and awesome and really know their stuff. Last time I was there I sat next to a blind guy who was buying books on tape and got to play with and see him use a lot of awesome gadgets to help him through his day (including a talking watch!) Books and great ambience!! Who doesn’t need that?

  1863. I’m with you on Doctor Who – I’m not sure what I did before I was a Whovian.
    I’ve recently bought a bunch of fun/geeky t-shirts to make me want to go to the gym more including this one http://www.redbubble.com/people/calumcjl/works/8283472-i-heart-heart-the-doctor-doctor-who?body_color=white&p=t-shirt&print_location=front&ref=shop_grid&style=mens
    Things I can’t live without? Basil Pesto, wine, Elizabeth Arden’s 8 hour cream (not combined – that would be gross)

  1864. Hmm well
    Coffee. Definitely coffee. Doesn’t have to be fancy, just caffeinated
    Harry Potter. The books, the movies, Pottermore, anything. It truly is my happy place when I need to escape but can’t
    Ice cream or gelato. I have a big sweet tooth, but this is probably my favorite
    I just discovered Tender Belly bacon. I didn’t realize that you could make bacon better, but after trying this I don’t think I can go back to bacon from the local grocery store. http://www.tenderbelly.com/
    Ditto to Neil Gaiman. Wouldn’t it be great to have your own personal mini Neil to tell you stories? About 6 inches tall, but with the same voice. I’d keep him in a safe place (away from the cat) and he could make up stories to entertain me and the munchkin.
    THIS blog. And of course the amazing tribe that surrounds it. Ya’ll make me smile, leave me crying, and continue to affirm my faith in humans. Thanks

  1865. The couch to 5K app on my phone. I used to run, and then I had 1 kid, and then I tried to run and kind of sucked at it, so I felt too bummed about getting out of shape to get back in to shape. Then I had a second kid and was REALLY out of shape. I downloaded the app, and it totally worked by only asking me to do what I (a really out of shape person) could do each day. I felt like I accomplished something each day when I was done, and thus stuck with it long enough to become a runner again. It seems stupid and superficial maybe, but that was a part of me that I needed to reclaim.

  1866. Things I love to get for free or cheap:

    Stroking the cats outside on the street, nothing cheers me up more than a little furry fella purring and winding around my legs while I’m waiting for the bus. Double because I can’t have pets of my own at the moment.

    Instant Ramen. I lived off this when I was too poor for anything else. It cost me 11p a packet and literally saved my life. Doesn’t taste half bad, either.

    My friends on the internet. The internet is a huge place and, some people will say, full of creeps or scammers out to get your money. I’ve found the opposite. I have mental illnesses and find it hard to leave my house, I have a very small network of people I see or speak to, but here on the internet I’ve found a community of people who understand me, accept me, and love me for who I am. They might live in other countries and some people might invalidate how true our friendship is, but they save me from myself every day and I’m so grateful to know them all.

  1867. I love bath sheets! Just replaced my 10 year old ones last week — super plush and extra fluffy.

  1868. For days that I can barely get out of bed to function in the world, like today…these few things make life a bit better, funnier, and brighter:
    1. Cheese & Wine…because separately they are delish but together are f*#king amazing to the taste buds.
    2. Family Guy: Seth MacFarlane is hilarious & this show is a great way to chip away at sadness and allow laughter.
    3. Happy Light: so helps get through sunless days in the office. Have one on my desk & really does give me boost to stay productive.

  1869. I left an earlier one that was all stuff you can’t get.

    Here are my two that anyone (mostly) can acquire:
    Mrs. T’s Pierogies (specifically the potato and cheddar ones): this is a carb stuffed into another carb with cheese. Amazing. And you can do anything with them…like sautee them with bacon and butter, in turn making them the perfect food. They also go well with wine, as everything should.

    Art.
    Seriously. I can’t live without art – any kind, really. I mean, to each their own (and, trust me, there’s plenty of “art” out there that I just don’t get), but art of any kind inspires and invokes and encourages and all of those other amazing things that nothing (not even carbohydrates) can do.

  1870. Christopher Moore for Lamb and A Dirty Job. He helped me laugh about organized religion and realize I can make my own belief system by cherry picking gems from all sorts of different sources, and he helped me in advance with the death of My Mom.

    Look! A seagull!

  1871. First three things that came to mind and I would hate to be without any of them:

    Aquis waffle weave hair towels
    Frost drying rack (for clothes, from Ikea)
    Star Swiss vegetable peeler – if you want me to peel vegetables, you’d better tell me in advance to bring mine because I’m not using your crappy peeler

  1872. Craig Johnson’s Wyoming mystery series starring Sheriff Walt Longmire. Best “fun” books I’ve read in ages.

  1874. FindAGrave.com
    I research genealogy, and it is full of cemetery listings, most of which have photos and stories attacked to each person.

  1875. I have this little tool for pushing out blackheads that I found at walmart for $2. It’s just a metal stick with metal loops at either end, but it’s great for the side of the nose and such. When I get mad at my face, I just go at it for a while, torturing it for being ugly.

  1876. Wow, nearly 1,000 comments! I love:
    * the grab bars my husband put up in the bathroom to replace the towel rods. Sadly, he didn’t do it until well after I had recovered from a broken ankle.
    * the railing he put on the stairs. Ditto on the timing.
    * my iPad. Given that it cost $400 and I have had it since May 2012, my cost per hour is down to 28 cents. I love Twitter (it where I get my news, i.e., know when something important happens that I need to check out elsewhere) and my crossword puzzle app and solitaire and reading books on it.
    * my knitting. Like that other commenter near the beginning, I have the t-shirt that says “I knit so I don’t kill people”. So true.
    * Maybelline 5-Day Nail Color. Cheap, but it really does last 5 days; actually, it lasts longer than that.
    * the adjustable bed we inherited from my in-laws. Reading in bed has never been so comfortable.
    * (this one is especially for you, Jenny, although I regret that it is probably too late to be of any use) the satin sheet and pjs I bought before I had hip replacement surgery. They made it so much easier to move around in bed while I was recovering.
    * my husband and two grown sons are awfully nice, although I didn’t buy them — notwithstanding that we used to tell the boys we got my husband at the Daddy Store.
    * our two dogs and two cats — they were purchased/rescued from the Humane Society.

  1877. Crushed ice from Sonic. My dentist hates my guts and yells at me all the time for chewing this ice. My teeth hate my guts because the ice makes them sensitive. I love, love, love this ice. It is like a bad relationship with a guy who always borrows money from you and never pays you back. Mmmmm.. I think I will head out and buy another cup. 🙂

  1878. Oh, and television…all television. I am an addict. How else would my eyes get square?

  1879. I sometimes (often) have sore feet too, and I think the yoga mat flip flops (Sanuk yoga mat flip flops) are the bomb. Totally worth the $30.

  1880. This is surprisingly difficult. I have come up with a few things, but most of them sound cheesy or contrite. But I’m not trying to be corny, this is just the truth of it all.

    * You, Jenny Lawson. When I got to meet you at a book signing, and hear you speak, and hear your stories…. It made me feel so not alone. So many things you write about, with depression, anxiety, and such, they could be me. Just knowing that I’m not alone, that other people can survive this crap, means so very much. It gives me hope.
    * My husband, who puts up with all off my crazy shit. And I literally mean crazy. When I loose my cool because of a missing sock. Or I’m too sick to do anything. Who cooks for me to make sure that I eat. And he doesn’t think it’s odd when I want a giant cuddly stuffed squishable Cthulhu at Comic Con.
    *Giant Cuddly Stuffed Squishable Cthulhu. Because everyone needs a soft, cuddly, squishy Dark Elder God. http://www.amazon.com/Squishable-713117-15-Cthulhu/dp/B0043TI4ES/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374530958&sr=8-1&keywords=squishable+cthulhu
    *My birds. I’m a crazy bird lady. They are like my children. Shut up.
    *Portable AC unit. It’s too fucking hot. The heat makes me sick; like pass out and die sick. So I literally cannot live without it.
    *Tweezerman Splintertweeze Tweezers . They have needle like tips to get out ingrown hairs and splinters. They are freaking awesome! I am prone to ingrown hairs, and with these I can get them out WITHOUT damaging my skin horribly. They are so awesome. http://www.amazon.com/Tweezerman-Stainless-Steel-Ingrown-Splintertweeze/dp/B000EMYHA8/ref=sr_1_1?s=beauty&ie=UTF8&qid=1374531241&sr=1-1&keywords=tweezerman+splintertweeze
    *http://www.safetyglassesusa.com/ This website has been a lifesaver! I have epilepsy, and I am extremely sensitive to light. This includes florescent lighting, sunlight, flashing or blinking lights, car headlights… pretty much everything. It got to the point where I couldn’t leave the house because being in the sun too long would trigger a seizure. Until I found Safetyglassesusa.com. They carry welding glasses that look just like sunglasses, and they filter a significant portion of the light spectrum because they have green lenses. They allow me to be able to go out, and live a fairly normal life. I can ride in a car, I can go into stores and shop, I can go to the movies, I can go out with friends, I can be a person again. And their glasses are super reasonable priced! The glasses that saved my life were about $8.00, and my husband found some regular sunglasses that he liked or $6.00. Shipping was inexpensive, and super quick. I don’t know what I would have done without them, but they have my business for life.

  1882. 1. The little cord that connects my phone into my car stereo system so I can talk into the air and be heard ANYWHERE ON THE PLANET. Seriously, feels like Star Trek in there.

    2.Filling nalgene water bottles 1/3 with water and lying them on their sides in the freezer. Once frozen, pull out and fill with water. I need to drink a lot of water to keep asthma in check and headaches at bay, but I only like cold water and ice cubes melt way the heck too fast. I keep 4-6 of these in my freezer in constant rotation.

    3. Hitachi. ’nuff said.

    4. kensington ergonomic trackball mouse, the only thing that makes writing not crippling.

  1883. Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me’s “Sandwich Monday” found on NPR’s “The Salt” blog
    Zingerman’s Zzang Original candy bar
    Burrata (a crack version of fresh mozzarella made with heavy cream)

    (And yes, I’m fat)

  1884. Synergy kombucha tea and homeopathy. I would NOT be able to function without either in my life. Both have shifted me out of my worst funks, many, many times..homeopathy in an earth-shattering kind of way, and kombucha in more of an everyday-yet-very,very potent kind of way. Also, Audible.com mobile..indispensible for getting through uber-boring busy work..audiobooks make even the most tedious daily tasks bearable..this is where I came across and listened to your book Jenny 🙂

  1886. I picked up tiny beautiful things by Cheryl Strayed and cried from the first page until two days past the last one.

    I have a Habitent for my Prius, which is a Prius-specific thing, but when you are paralyzed with terror because you just remembered this is the Prius you live in, you can look at this cool thing on the hatch and you laugh because Hey! It’s cool to live in your Prius! Some people live in something that’s not a Prius, and those are the people I feel sorry for.

  1887. I can’t live without Extra peppermint gum and rice. They are both anti-depressants for me, comfort and a relaxation tool on a hard day!

  1888. My husband is battling cancer and needs a lot of assistance with ADL’s. I also had cancer surgery this year. My life is very draining and stressful. Nail Polish, specifically Essie, is a cheap and non-alcoholic stress reliever for me (though alcohol also helps). Colorful nails make me happy when everything else sucks. Seche Vite top coat makes me really happy because it hardens really hard really fast and makes it look like I paid someone to do my nails.

  1889. I just love local independent cinema. Here in Sydney, we’ve got a fantastic tiny cult cinema run by a husband and wife who are totally committed to keeping edgy independent cinema alive. They show films out of their home (half of which is given over to the cinema itself) around five nights a week, anything from lost classics to incredibly crap 80s horror to new documentary releases (especially on outsider art and music). Tonight we’re going to see Ernest Borgnine and a very young Sharon Stone in “Deadly Blessing” (1981). $5 on the door, and they hand out blankets and free cups of pumpkin soup during the film (it’s winter here). Some nights we’re the only people there, but they carry on regardless, because it’s so important to them. I’m enormously admiring of their dedication.

  1890. Lilies, of any kind. I’m on a gardening binge right now, and lilies are AMAZING–you plant an ugly onion, a few months later you get a little bit of heaven!
    L-lysine. It has saved my sanity by curbing my near-constant canker sore outbreaks. I take it daily now.
    My beautiful kitchenaid mixer (pistachio green). Absolutely love it.

  1891. This little disposal scaper thingy is so silly and doesn’t seem that useful but OMG, now that I have it – I won’t go back. Not having to use your hand to scoop all the nasty, gooey, food bits into the drain that are left in your sink after hand washing dishes or cooking and avoiding tragic finger loss near accidents just fills me with happiness. http://www.amazon.com/Danco-10051-Disposal-Genie-Black/dp/B002VHS19M/ref=pd_bxgy_k_img_y

    Seriously, it’s worth it.

  1892. @Katrina: I love good nail polish too! Have you tried the range by ‘A England’? They’re absolutely beautiful – lots of holographics – not expensive, and one or two coats is enough to look really opaque and professional. I’ve tried lots of different polishes, but this is one of the best. http://a-england.co.uk/

  1893. Chicago mix popcorn – how the hell does caramel and cheese popcorn combined work? But it does. Oh, how it does.

    Tupperware cups with lids. I have 4 and 6 year old girls and these cups are SO good to put beside their beds. You use a regular straw with them and they do not spill a drop.

  1895. I love Cadoozles Fun Pencils (mechanical pencils with fun designs), the dollar bins at every store esp.n Target, cute tatoo band-aids (Nexcare), swankies ( the latest ones from Hobby Lobby .99) 70’s flower print with the saying – You’ve got issues, I’ve got tissues, $5.00 DVD’s, Thermacare Wraps for my upper back and neck, my archaic planner with the month and two pages for each week. I have to write everything down in detail since my brain injury and my basic cell phone. I am not smart enough to remember how to use a smart phone. My Tide to Go pens, dark chocolate covered raisinets, my laptop/internet, cute pj’s, books and magazines.

  1896. Books. Mostly “trashy” romance, some good mysteries. If I can’t escape into a book at least once a day, for a few minutes, life isn’t going well at all.

    Bragg’s Apple Cider Vinegar-two tablespoons a day in some apple juice has really helped my gall bladder issues(sorry Jenny if that’s insensitive)

    Coffee. “Nuff said.

  1897. dryer balls
    Burt’s Bee’s lip balm
    chocolate peanut butter ice cream

  1898. I should also add baby wipes. The non-fragrance kind. I use them to remove makeup, “swiffer” the floor, wipe down the child, clean up messes, all kinds of things. I tend to buy the cheap ones from Target and they are just as good as the ones from Pampers.

    Books, bookstores, libraries, and my broken Kindle.

  1899. My favorite things…

    iPhone. Gateway to the world when I can’t make myself go outside.

    Kindle. I have severe carpal tunnel & my hands tingle so badly that I can’t hold up regular books anymore.

    Anything Aaron Sorkin has ever written. Yes, he’s self-righteous but I just love his writing so much.

    Sparkling Water. The only thing that quenches my thirst & settles my stomach.

    The sleep timer on my tv. I’m divorced and I get lonely.

    The West Wing on dvd. My favorite thing to fall asleep to.

    Croc flip flops. Best flip flops ever made. I have lived in them every summer day for the last 3 years.

    Rosemary Mint shampoo. Together they are my favorite scent ever.

    The 12-steps. They save my life every day.

  1900. I love Alterna Bamboo Smooth products (for hair)
    Love Tarte amazonian clay foundation as well as bliss lotions:)

  1903. My Kindle. I know, I know sacrilege. Nothing beats a real book, and I agree with that. In fact I have several of my favorites in book form, but if I bought everything that I read, my house would look like those houses that they have on Hoarders, but with books everywhere. Actually it already kinda looks like that in the basement, but I digress! I had to do something before the Kindle came out! Which means that I have a TON of books that I read over and over as a child, and now my children read them.

    Still couldn’t live without my Kindle…

  1904. thanks to all who posted such list-worthy favourite things…I’m skipping over to my local library reserving books as I go through the comments. And here are a few of mine:
    *my clothesline, full of clothes drying for FREE in sun and wind
    *organic fermented soy protein, every day, keeping my hormones on an even-er keel
    *fountain pens
    *dark chocolate/slivered almond/dried cherry bark. DIY. and easy.
    *my kids, singing as they make strange little creatures out of modelling clay
    *”A Visit From The Goon Squad” by Jennifer Egan
    *Dr Who, mais oui. But also “Broadchurch” with David Tennant. And Sherlock. Firefly. Cranford. Lark Rise To Candleford
    *yarn and patterns and needles and starting new projects
    *stationery, esp. Clairefontaine from France, with the pale violet lines and the smooooth creamy paper
    *Joy Of Cooking’s Sour Cream Cheesecake
    *the sound blue jays make
    *the smell of mothballs
    *dollar store conditioner used as shaving cream for legs
    *Cover Girl Outlast Lipstick #880
    *rhubarb
    *thrift stores

  1905. Orthaheel flip-fops! With bad knees and an undying love for flip-flops, these have saved me. They took a while to get used to the support- but now I can’t even look at flat shoes without cringing.

  1906. Facebook – I have friends spread all over this world, and love that I can still know what’s going on with them…and that’s where I found out about Beyoncé. You know the one.
    Big Train Chai Tea – ain’t nothin’ better, baby!
    Prozac – better living through chemicals, I always say.
    Mexican Coca-Cola – believe the hype.
    Sharpies – all shapes, all sizes. Need I say more??

  1907. Many of my favorite things have to do with food. Here’s two hilarious (and delicious) favorite healthy food blogs:

    http://thugkitchen.com/
    http://chocolatecoveredkatie.com/

    The first involves a lot of swearing. The second involves funny stories and really creative ways to recreate comfort foods that are WAY better for you (usually vegan even). I get sucked into both, and my life is better for it. Another favorite food thing (which is decidedly less healthy) is a book called Booze Cakes. Yes, it is just as amazing as it sounds, and even has a chart to help you figure out how much booze stays in each cake after baking.
    http://www.amazon.com/Booze-Cakes-Confections-Spiked-Spirits/dp/1594744238/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374534434&sr=8-1&keywords=booze+cakes

    And lastly, the thing that has made me stupidly happy this summer on hot nights: buying a cheap white wine (my favorite afforadable tasty one is the Bota Box Pinot Grigio. Do not knock the box wine folks, it’s surprisingly good) – and then adding frozen fruit to it. I buy big bags of frozen strawberries and mixed fruits from Costco, so this works out perfectly. The frozen fruit both cools down the wine quickly while also releasing delicious fruit flavors…plus, eating the fruit when you’re done drinking the wine is both tasty and fun. Enjoy!

  1910. 1. My Tervis tumbler (24 oz) I’m clumsy, always thirsty and these things have a LIFETIME warranty. Also one did freak out in the dishwasher and Bed Bath and Beyond exchanged it no questions asked.
    2. Doctor Who I know you mentioned it but I discovered it about 6 mo this ago and it has changed me, I am a full blown Whovian.
    3. Knitting discovered I’m pretty good at it and it helps me stay sane and I’m doing something productive.

  1912. Mr. Potato Heads…. and Mrs. of course, and the spuds. All of them. I work with kids, and it’s a rare day that I let any of them touch the tatos. I also have been drooling over a bunch of them that I can’t afford at Amazon, so help a girl out, Jenny. 😉 Thanks!

  1913. My local library; it’s where they keep all the books. Also, they have a little used book store in the front part of the library and it’s where I spend all my extra money and accumulate all the books that are one day going to put me on one of those Hoarders shows. It’ll be worth it though, because books.

    Thanks for the giveaway, Jenny!

  1914. Pedi egg or as my mom and I call it, the foot grater. Sandals in the summer make it a must. I also read your comment on karaoke in the bathroom as Arnold Palmer. Why she want to sing with a golfer? All the British Open coverage must have had golf on my brain.

  1915. My friends (goes without saying, but I’m just saying); books, quilting (my creative outlet that I’d go crazy if I couldn’t do it); my yard chatzkes that I find or pick up for a song, my Zumba core for the wii, which considering how many hours I’ve spent dancing, was cheap, and wine – Voignier, yummy.

  1916. NPR podcasts “This American Life” and Radiolab. You can download them for free, just google it.

    “The Artists Way” and “The War of Art” books if you are a writer or any other type of creative person that needs help moving beyond the “I’ll just sit here at my computer and eat Pringles and tweet” part of the creative process.

  1917. I love to read, and so any avenue that fosters that, I love, too. Public library, Kindle, indie bookstores…you get the idea. When Google Reader phased out, I didn’t know what was going to take its place for me. I love having the blogs that I cherish (like this one) come to me and stay queued until I can enjoy them. Thankfully, feedly has replaced Google Reader for me quite nicely. Thumbs up to feedly.

  1918. Knitting needles, crochet hooks and yarn. They have helped keep me sane this past year through my husband’s change of career (active military to… reserve, please God send us a full-time job. TY!) with two small people running around. I saw someone mentioned the “I knit so I don’t kill people” shirt; I craft so I don’t kill people. But with a 2yo, yarny stuff is about all I can have sitting around that she can’t do too much harm to.

    Also, the library and the wonders of the “hold request” feature for books at other branches. Right now it’s James Patterson and The Magic Treehouse series (reading along with the 6yo).

  1919. It might sound weird, but there’s a particular antiseptic cream sold by an Australian chemist that I basically always have on me. It’s some kind of miracle to my skin, since I have super dry skin and that kind of eczema people usually grow out of when they’re like, three. Also I get lots of hangnails. And it works on zits. Miracle cream. I tell you.

  1920. I cannot live without my Sobakowa Pillow! I bought my first one about 15 years ago and have never looked back! Here’s a website (not sure if they are cheaper elsewhere…) https://www.buythepillow.com/?s_kwcid=TC|6289|sobakawa%20cloud%20pillow||S|e|24956964859&mkwid=swKRDyMbu_dc|pcrid|24956964859|pkw|sobakawa%20cloud%20pillow|pmt|e|&gclid=CLmnqJufxLgCFa1FMgodNkEAew

  1921. I can’t live without Maybelline Baby Lips, autobiographies, my Keurig coffee maker and Sharpie fine tip markers.

  1922. Soft Lips, I have about 100 tubes in different flavors. I have a small bag filled with them that I keep in my purse and I also have a little container next to my bed. I am currently obsessed with the Marshmallow Ghost flavor from Halloween, but I like the Watermelon and Blackberry Lemonade that are being sold for summer too. I don’t like the pearl kind because it feels like cement on my lips.

  1924. I can’t live without Victoria’s Secret Hi-Leg Briefs. Ill-fitting panties ruin my day faster than anything else. A trifle granny, yes, but guaranteed never to wedge, slip, shift, or bag. Ahhhh. Comfort in cotton.

  1925. I like to read in bed. And, actually, no matter how tired I am, I must read or I won’t sleep. But, the light is all the way across the room. When I’d get tired, I’d have to walk over & turn it off, waking myself up! Enter best. Investment. Ever. Remote control power strip. I can turn off the light from my bed.

    Next thing on my list to try, clicker door unlocker for your house. Hands full of crap? Just push a button rather than fumbling for keys.

  1926. My Kindle, my laptop, peanut butter, Republic of Tea Watermelon Mint iced tea (the only thing that has enabled me to break a decades-long addiction to Diet Coke), Wendy’s root beer Frosty floats. Nail polish. I recently made my boyfriend promise if I am ever in a coma, he will make sure someone keeps polish on my toenails.

  1927. Terry Pratchett- He’s been one of my favorite authors for over 20 years now, and it’s something my sister and I bond over. One year we each gave the other one a copy of the latest Discworld book- our parents laughed.

    Baking- I used to enjoy baking, but I stopped doing it when I graduated high school. I’ve picked it up again in the last year, and it’s so much fun. This weekend I made a chocolate mousse cheesecake with ganache topping, and decorated with whipped white chocolate ganache. It looked so FANCY, and tasted incredible.

    Role-playing games- I’ve been a gamer for 20 years. Some days, nothing picks you up like pretending to be someone else and killing bad guys.

    Pushing Daisies- My very favorite TV show, and I doubt that will change, unless someone else decides to do a show that’s a combo of dark humor and whimsical fantasy.

  1929. Golden Girls reruns! Also, echo much of what was said above, including my kindle, a sofa, a blanket on a rainy night!

  1930. RuPaul’s Drag Race and Drag U – they’re on reruns on Logo whenever the new season is not on, and I LIVE for it. On RPDR, you get the drag queens competing. On Drag U, the queens help women with different challenges overcome that and become fabulous from within with the use of a drag persona. You learn so much stuff!

    That and “Supernatural.” On reruns on TNT every morning (they’re back on season 6 now). It’s great stuff.

  1932. My dropper seat post on my mountain bike. If you don’t know this is a seat post that can go up and down by pressing a button on the handlebars. You lower it when going downhill so your seat does not get in the way and raise it when you need to pedal uphill again. I tell people it is the best accessory you don’t know you need. I tell way too many people how great they are to the point of gushing and now I have just told more.

  1934. I love McDonalds un-sweet iced tea. You can get a big cup for $.99, and they usually have fresh cut lemons too (just ask!). Way cheaper than Starbucks!

  1936. Epsom salt, to soak my joints and muscles in the bath.

    Also, the smartphone app that allows me to BORROW AUDIOBOOKS FROM MY LOCAL LIBRARY ON MY PHONE. To listen to in my bath.

    Sci-fi/fantasy books, movies, and TV shows. Because who wants to live in the real world?

    World of Warcraft. Because I can kick ass there even when I can barely get out of bed in this world.

    Ancestry.com – because that site is like crack if you can trace your family back across the pond before they made it to the New World. That’s how you find royalty. (There are records far enough back to show that Charlemagne was the father-in-law of my 35th great-grandmother.)

  1937. I just decided I can’t live without the slippers you posted. HOLY CRAP! I need them!

  1939. I love the toaster oven I got for Christmas (no air conditioning, and I can still bake stuff in the summer!) and my tangle teaser hair brush, which uses the forces of magic to make my hair look nice on those few days I actually decide to brush it.

  1940. Tervis Tumblers. Made in the USA. Lifetime Guarantee. Keeps the Hot Stuff HOT and the Cold Stuff COLD!
    Disclaimer: I haven’t tried out their Lifetime Guarantee, but that is saying something as I have a strange tendency to destroy drink holders–on accident…..usually. Mostly.

  1941. I’ve already preordered Allie Brosh’s book.

    Other things that I can’t live without are those tiny little sticky labels with about a million per sheet, but what I’d really really like is the document template that goes with them so I can print on them rather than handwriting them! Sad, but true.

    Oh, and a Roomba.

  1943. My iPhone… Spending hours nursing/feeding a newborn can get BOR-ING!!

  1944. My chopping knife. Nothing calms me down more than cooking. I love to get that big ol’knife out and make mincemeat of veggies and herbs. Seriously, a good knife is a joy forever! Karen 🙂

  1945. It’s ridiculous, but I “discovered” iced coffee this summer and am ADDICTED. The local coffee shop, Dunkin’, the ‘Bucks, whatever, wherever. Gimme an iced coffee with a load of half and half and I’m a happy gal. I loathe to think about how much money I have spent on coffee in the last few months…

  1946. The Dresden Files novels by Jim Butcher kept me from going nuts during long stretches of downtime at work. Beside just being some damn fantastic urban fantasy/detective stories.

    Tested.com. The videos of Adam Savage making awsomely geeky things makes me ridiculously happy.

    Of course Tabletop on Geek and Sundry.

    Our closet full of board games, bookshelves full of pen and paper RPGs, and friends to play them with. Ticket to Ride and Lords of Waterdeep are favorites.

  1948. Diet Coke count? OK…I cannot live without my solitaire app, BookBub and Book Gorilla for free Kindle downloads on all of my tablets (I cannot live without any of them 🙂 , my Samsung Galaxy III, NCIS and Zuma Blitz on Facebook!

  1949. Hmmmm honestly my Ereader. I won’t mention the brand, because it doesn’t matter to me- the fact that I have thousands of books at my fingertips with the promise of any book I want to download, makes me very happy. It is seriously the best invention ever.

  1950. novelty socks. my feet are perpetually cold, so I have to wear socks all the time indoors, even in summer. that being the case, it’s worth paying way more per pair for me to have decorated ones, so my feet are fun to look at, vs plain white ones.

  1951. This blog is one of mine. I cannot live without it. I check it everyday like I check Facebook or my email.

    Also, Netflix. My kids and I watch everything from obscure movies it suggests for us to TV shows, old and new, like
    Arrested Development.

  1952. My DVR, formerly known as TiVo. I actually liked TiVo better because of the little man with the antenna on his head who showed up on the screen. But really, until you move somewhere & it takes a month to get your DVR hooked up again, you don’t realize how it’s impacted your life. First world problem.

    Then there’s Vaseline. I use it on my lips all day & every time I wake up at night. I get nervous on airplanes because I don’t have it with me, because it exceeds the carry on size or whatever. I just love it.

  1953. I cannot live without air conditioning. I become an irrational crazy person when I get hot 😀

  1954. Oh, I love Dr. Who! I just started watching the reboot this past year and my husband thinks it’s crazy how into it I am. I’ve also started watching Torchwood, it’s taking a little longer to get into though.

  1955. My Song of Ice and Fire books (George R.R. Martin – Game of Thrones is the first, but not the best.)
    Burt’s Bees lip balm. The original with the yellow cap. No pretenders.
    My Keurig and the refillable k-cup, because I’m WAY to cheap to buy the pre-filled ones.
    My laptop, because writing happens now.
    My Nook, because I can read in bed even after my husband falls asleep with ZERO guilt.
    Doctor Who
    John Prine’s Sweet Revenge album because reasons.
    The Most Popular Girls in School (YouTube) because I have a the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy.
    This blog. That is truth, not sucking up.

    Did you know you can make your own sno-cone syrup by boiling 1 cup of water, 1 cup of sugar and a packet of kool-aid? I do it all the time and it works like a charm. But liquor is good. Better actually.

  1956. Gluten Free Girl. Her blog/books got me through one of the roughest transitions in my life, cutting all gluten out of my diet so that I could feel like a real, live person again. Her story is a mirror image of mine, her food is amazing, and her zest for life is contagious.
    Calms Forte. Little pills that do for me what that Neuro drink does for you. I <3 them.
    Lysol wipes, without which my counters would remain forever dirty.
    My husband, cuz I'm a mush and he's being amazing right now while I deal with a bunch of crap being thrown at me from all other sides.

  1957. Coconut Oil. I use it for cooking, cleaning my mouth, making soap, and sealing my fabulous afro. It’s amazing stuff and I always buy it in bulk and amazon has some great coconut oils.

  1958. Hands down: My library card!! Aside from the usual, I can get digital audiobooks and, now, free digital magazines right from my smartphone. I don’t even have to go in anymore and face the throngs of people and their unattended kids.

  1960. 1. This toaster : My husband won’t buy this for me for my birthday because, “I can’t stand something that does two things half ass, and who’s going to clean it?!” So that means I don’t own one yet, but I know I couldn’t live without it if I did.

    2. These facewipe: After I started working out in the mornings I also started breaking out because I’m too lazy to wash my face. Now my lazy ass is somewhat blemish free.

    and

    3. Netflix: Especially watch instantly because when I watch cable at someone’s house who has it I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. Not only are there a million of them, but they are bat shit crazy.

  1961. Ravelry and my friends there keep me sane(ish) and so I *need* them.
    My spinning and knitting keep me distracted when I need, or give me something to focus on. In the end I nearly always end up with something that makes me feel accomplished.
    (I have that TARDIS towel, and it is amazing. Always make sure I know where it is)

  1962. Cotton candy machine. I don’t know if it’s something I *truly* would be unable to live without, but ever since I bought one, I’ve been proselytizing it like it’s my damn religion. Not because you can’t live without owning a cotton candy machine, but because why would you want to?

  1963. This is a bit silly, but Totino’s pizza rolls are something I can’t live without now.

    I never really ate pizza rolls growing up. My family bought them once in a while, but I think I tried them once, didn’t like them, and then never tried them again. My husband reintroduced me to them, and they are the most convenient and delicious meal or snack ever! I always have a bag of them in the freezer now to pop in the oven when we don’t know what else to eat for supper and/or need something quickly.

  1965. Can’t manage without my wine key (you never know when you will want to open a bottle), Tom’s of Maine toothpaste, rosebud salve balm, aquaphor, and celebrity gossip. Without these my life wouldn’t be what it is.

  1966. she’s a person, so maybe a better answer would be, the poetry of David Whyte. Specifically, a cd he made called Poetry of Self-Compassion. I’ve bought it for several ppl, and would never be without it in my life.

  1967. I NEED Sharpie markers…in all colors at all times.

    But I really WANT Neil Gaiman…

  1968. Being Human – current season on BBC America and old episodes on Netflix. Crazy, scary, gory and funny. (only the UK version though. Don’t bother with the U.S. remake)
    Contact Sheet – photography book that shows the entire contact sheet of famous photographs, the ones the photographer rejected and why. Makes me feel better when I’m questioning my talent (or lack of).
    Stiff by Mary Roach – speaks to my interest in the macabre. Incredibly interesting book about the “curious lives of human cadavers”.
    Jelly Belly – just because.

  1969. My pasta maker. It was a gift from my boyfriend for my birthday and it seems like it would be a total pain in the ass to make fresh pasta, but it’s not. It’s super easy and now I kind of feel sad when I have to eat pasta from a box.

  1970. I have the TARDIS beachtowel, and when I’m laying it out, I look around to see it people are looking at it, so I can commiserate about Doctor Who with them. But not one person has EVER commented on it except my six year old son, a budding Whovian. Philistines.

    Other happy things?

    Buffy on Netflix
    paperbackswap.com (I got your book from there!)
    Browsing the Harry Potter pins on Pinterest….Also Doctor Who pins.
    And, as ashamed as I am to admit it….reading fanfiction.

  1971. Good lord and butter, nearly 2k comments!

    Besides your blog, I can’t live without The Frogman! Ben is the nicest guy ever, and is pretty darn funny.

    My Flickr quilting swap groups. Because I really need the inspiration and motivation to sit my arse down at the machine and sew. Also, I quilt so I don’t kill people.

    My cats…fuzz therapy FTW!

    OXO measuring cups, especially the 4 tablespoon size. You can read them looking straight down, instead of having to contort to look from the side like old glass measuring cups.

    The only TV show I have set to record all new episodes on the DVR is NCIS, the original. I loves me some Gibbs and Abby.

  1972. I love Eos lipbalm. It’s the lipbalm in the oval shaped container and usually a pastel color. It doesn’t create lipbalm dependency like every single other lipbalm I’ve tried, it just moisturizes your lips and that’s all. It’s lovely.

  1973. I can’t live without my turtle, my cats and my kids…

    I know that’s probably lame, but I think everything else could be lost in a fire (I have a dreadful fear of losing everything to fire) and as long as my family was safe (pets are family) I’d be okay.

    But one inanimate thing I would love to save from fire, the closest thing to a “I can’t live without it” item is my mementos box. In it I have baby shoes, baby beads, polished rocks, sheet music to some of my favorite piano tunes, and just lots of things that make me happy when I’m feeling sad. Sometimes the box gets ruined and I have to moves stuff to a new box, but the stuff stays together in a easily accessible place. Always.

  1975. Anne McCaffrey books… for re-reads, unfortunately. (I cried as if someone I personally knew had passed away when she died… although I suppose in a way I DID really know her.)
    My whiteboard and dry-erase markers to keep track of everything otherwise I’m pretty sure I’d lose my head. Literally. And then a week later find it on the top shelf of the linen closet or something.

  1976. Advocate spark little more caffeine than a cup of coffee( I don’t like coffee). CHOCOLATE! Moscato.

  1977. I’m manic now and have been for going on 3 months so I know how crappy it is to not sleep. The only bad thing now is that I fell down some stairs at my mother in law’s house on the 4th and injured both legs. so now I can’t take my anxiety meedication that sometimes helps me sleep because I’m afraid of being groggy and trying to walk and falling again.
    Ever since I fell, I can’t live without my cane… it’s sad a 30 year old hobbling around like her 93 year old great grandmother but I’m glad my husband had the cane from who knows where.

    Other than my cane, my kindle fire is something that keeps me connected and books at hand because it’s not as easy to search through my collection when every movement hurts!

  1978. Amazon Prime. I love love love receiving packages, even if there’s nothing in them but the packaging (I haven’t actually tried to see if Amazon would ship me just a box for free in 2 days, but I’m guessing they would say yes and put an extra smiley face on the box). Plus I got caught up on two seasons of Downton Abbey with my subscription just before season 3 started.

  1979. My apple wedger. I hate eating an apple off the core, my wedger is awesome.

  1980. I cannot explain my obsession with Essie nail polishes, but I buy them all the time, in any and all funky colors that come to my brain. Most recent: TARDIS blue, duh.

  1981. Whiskey stones. They’re cubes of soapstone you keep in the freezer, and pop into your whiskey to cool it to optimal temperature. Ice can alter the taste of whiskey; the stones are a safer bet! Lots of places sell them, they’re inexpensive, and make great gifts. (Also, you can use them to cool anything you like.)

  1982. Tazo Chai Tea. At least once a day. On a good day. My mom thinks it tastes like pepper, so it’s not for everyone, I know. She likes all the other teas I’ve introduced to her over the years…I guess this one is all mine. Such. A. Shame. Labello Hydro Care Lip balm…which was maybe purchased by Nivea? Because that’s how I’ve seen them sold in the US. Which is cool, cuz having to pay $6 for 5.5 ml was just painful…and shamefully I did it. In a heartbeat, every, single, time.

  1983. Well, Doctor Who is definitely one, but you said it first. I can’t live without Mighty Leaf Earl Grey tea. It makes every morning turn from ugly to lovely in one cup, especially when that cup is my TARDIS mug that has the TARDIS disappear from the London street and appear in space on the other side when it gets hot. I also can’t live lately without The Lumineers’ album.

  1984. hmm let’s see, mail order yarn (I am far too antisocial to leave the house for my precious yarn!)
    Board games (allowing me to interact with other people without having to just talk to them…starting to sound a bit crazy here)
    Amazon having a wedding registry (so nice being able to ask for duck shaped cake pans and a T.A.R.D.I.S. teapot instead of getting table linens and flatware)
    Popsicle!!!!!!! (I’m not six years old, I’ve just had a very painful soar throat this week)
    and, of course, The Bloggess!

  1985. Jenny, TY for the tip on Neuro Sleep! I’ve seen it and have been meaning to try it for the nights/weeks/life in general when I cannot fall asleep or stay asleep.

    As far arthritis, I fully understand that one. I have arthritis officially diagnosed in my neck and undiagnosed-but-probably-still-there in my shoulder(s) from being rear ended multiple times (seriously, cursed 4X4 Of Death). I have this neck/shoulder heating pad from sunbeam and I LOVE it. Yes, you will look ridiculous wearing it but that’s part of the fun. 🙂
    http://www.amazon.com/Sunbeam-885-000-Renue-Therapy-Shoulder/dp/B001JCXJTW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1374536745&sr=8-1&keywords=shoulder+heating+pad

    Also, if your skin is sensitive, the fabric is really plush and soft.

  1986. I’m really excited about that sleep-inducing drink! I’m starting a night shift job soon and I’m terrified about making the transition and being able to get myself to sleep during the day. I have a hard enough time sleeping as it is. Thanks for the recommendation!
    Also, speaking of trying to sleep, something that makes my life infinitely better are my blackout curtains. The other thing that makes my life infinitely better is that my two-year-old is going through a phase where every time she sees me (even if I was just in the other room for a few minutes) she yells, “Oh Mama!!! I love you and I missed you!” I’m hoping it lasts forever and ever.

  1987. Zebra brand pens. Their barrels are metal, the ink isn’t blotchy, and the point is fine enough that in a pinch, your pen will double as a shiv.

    I also live on my Nook HD. Books(including yours), magazines, newspapers, catalogs, games, apps. I rarely use my laptop for the Internet anymore. And Pinterest has an app.

  1988. Katrina, I have the same mug! And I WANT that TARDIS towel.
    If you have Numi teas around you, give their Aged Earl Grey a try; it’s one of my faves.

  1989. I have to say my kids, because that’s what you do, but I really love my iPad. It’s unhealthy. Also, books by Josephine Angelini. I know they’re YA, but they’re so well written, intelligent & filled with Greek mythology that I love them.

  1990. Booby Flay’s Gin And Tonic recipe. That guy is a douche but his G&T makes the heavens open up.

    Chocolate Babies, a racist yet delicious candy treat.

    Slutty Brookies: Take premade cookie dough and spread on bottom of pan. Add one layer of Double Stuff Oreos (the sluts!), pour brownie mix on top. Bake for 50 minutes at 350. Watch middle aged dads get orgasmic at soccer practice.

  1991. Can’t live witthout my old raggedy turquoise lavender-scented satiny eye mask. I seem to be a bit like a parakeet in that as soon as you throw a blanket over my cage (or an eye mask over my eyes) I drift right offf. It is also now perfectly shaped to fit my eye holes. Awesome.

  1992. My public library card! I can borrow printed copies of books and magazines. I can download ebooks to my nook and electronic copies of magazines. I can get books on CD, music on CD, I can download audio books, and I can get 3 free songs per week (for KEEPS), and I can check out DVDs. ALL OF THIS IS FREE! I save THOUSANDS of dollars per year over what it would cost me if I were to purchase all the materials I get from my public library! I have my library card number memorized so I can just log onto the website and request whatever I want. I am a library nerd. (Almost forgot to mention job search assistance, too!)

  1994. SHARPIE MARKERS: Yes, everyone is totally laughing at me about this, but… I JUST DISCOVERED SHARPIES. Yes. The markers. Yes, I’ve been doing artwork for 40+ years, but I can be a bit of a supply snob and good-gawd-ahmighty-they-are-OFFICE-SUPPLIES. But I discovered them and I fell in love and a whole new insanity has been birthed (but it’s not third in line for the throne).

    DOCTOR WHO: This is your fault, Jenny. I watched because I needed to understand your inside jokes, and also because you told me to start with season 5 and I fell in love with little Amy and then with The Doctor and then with Rory and then with River and the end result is that in my office is a large swan decoy that wears a fez & bowtie.

    KEURIG MACHINE: Because when my head hurts I need caffeine but the headache makes me too clumsy to manage a real coffee maker and with the K-machine I only need two tries, most days! Also, hot chocolate & iced tea. Yum.

  1995. My Kindle…I have two… I bought one of the very first ones that came out and I have a Kindle Fire 🙂
    When you have arthritis you can’t always hold a real book and the Kindle is awesome for that!! I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to prop up the kindle on the bed or couch while I was laying down and reading. My kindle and it’s special cover are my best friends during arthritic flare-ups!

  1996. Diana Gabaldon’s books. Ya, they’re cheesy. But sometimes you need some sci-fi-ish historical romance with hot sex scenes. Like grilled cheese for the soul.

  1997. My latest addiction has been nail polish, most specifically the stuff that comes from Digital Nails (find Raph on Etsy! She has Doctor Who polishes!) Paint ALL the nails!

    Feedly – I love to read blogs on my lunch break at work and it’s so much easier to have them in one place. This was a godsend when Google Reader called it quits.

    Dancing! I recently started taking a belly dancing class on a whim and it’s been SO much fun! I’m not the greatest at it, but moving with purpose feels amazing.

    Not Your Mother’s Kinky Moves – for real, that is the name fantastic styling cream. After growing my pixie cut out, my previously (even pre-cut) wavy hair had become even more curly and even more unruly. This has been the only thing that’s been able to tame it and leave me with soft ringlets instead of crunchy curls.

  1998. I could not live without our Halloween display (Davis Graveyard) I get to spend my summers creating and building some of the most awesome Halloween props and I get to do it with my inner most circle of friends.

    This has been the best therapy I have ever had, well that and Capt. Morgans!

    http://davisgraveyard.com/gallery/davis-graveyard-2012/

  1999. I can’t live without a camera. I don’t even know what half the buttons or settings do on my camera, but I NEED it with me always. I also can’t live without my craft supplies – soapmaking and yarn for knit or crochet. And probably my Kindle. Patterns for crafts and books… all the books. Love.

    (Also, thanks for sharing What Should I Read Next … so excited about some new potential books to add to my list now!)

  2000. I want a TARDIS beach towel!!! No…I NEED a TARDIS beach towel. Yes. Definitely. As for what I really love that I recently discovered…Fells Naptha Laundry Bar Soap. My 6-year-old daughter has been getting some pretty heavy nosebleeds just within the past year, and it has saved me from having to replace bedding and countless clothes. I swear by it. It is truly the best stain remover I’ve ever encountered, it’s ridiculously cheap ($1.85 for a bar that will last years), and it has been around since the dawn of time.

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