Tell me where to go. Literally.

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Once a year we try to go on a family vacation and this year is no different, except that it is because I’m still not completely recovered from whatever vampire curse I’ve contracted and my arthritis might be worse soon if my meds get revoked because of the TB bullshit so we have to go somewhere that doesn’t require a lot of walking and isn’t too cold.  Maybe California?  Or Mexico?  I have no damn idea.  So that’s why I’m asking for your feedback.  What was the best vacation you ever went on?  What did you do?

Even if it required a lot of walking or if it was far away or cold tell me where you were the happiest.  Even if I can’t do it now maybe one day I’ll be able to.  Tell me where to go.

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  4. I’m in Portugal now and it’s amazing. Also, the rooster is a national symbol, so knock, knock motherfucker.

  6. House on the Rock in Wisconsin! Ooo, and if you can pick me up some Two Women beer from New Glarus on the way home I’ll pay you back 😄

  7. Not convenient to or for you, but one of my greatest vacations was camping down (and back up) the East Coast.

  9. All inclusive resorts. We did Mexico, but they are everywhere. You can find a room next to the pool/beach and food. Little walking. All requests are fulfilled, so if you realize that you need help back to the room. You’ll have 3 extremely nice employees willing to take you back.

  11. go to Santa Barbara! small town vibes. beautiful beaches, great food. Chaucer’s bookstore is a plus too.

  12. I do this thing called a gypsy jaunt where we get in the car with NO destination and then have north south east and west on paper and 10 or so different numbers in two bowls. We draw one from each pile and go the direction that number of miles and have to do an adventure there. Then continue to draw

  14. Drive around Spain like Mario Batali and just hang out in small towns and enjoy the food and architecture and plazas. People sit out on the Plaza at night and eat and drink tapas. My idea of heaven.

  15. Denver and Steamboat Springs in July is awesome. Best vacation ever. No humidity and not blazing hot. Though I still needed SPF 1000 or I would have been crispy. If you go to Maine or NorCal please take me with you.

  16. Come visit us in California, we have a charming little place called Hearst Castle. I work there as a guide and would love to show you a small castle on the Central Coast.

  17. Go to Kauai. Its so beautiful, and tranquil. A short drive to any one of the hundreds of beaches, then a short walk from the car to the beach. Rinse and repeat as necessary.

  19. What about northern Michigan? Like Traverse City? Or a small town on any of the great lakes, really. It’s beautiful, peaceful, you can walk or not walk. There is a lot to do, and nothing at all to do. It may be just what you need. Somewhere you can leave the chaos behind, maybe drop into a local yoga studio. I’d also recommend Bend, OR.

  20. Disneyland with a scooter would be my first choice. Second choice with less people and less overall activity is the Monterey Bay/Carmel California area. A lot to do for activities and a lot you can do sitting down with alcohol.

  22. Zion National Park in Utah is my all-time happy place. Views are breathtaking and there is a nice shuttle if you don’t want to walk. Other than that, I’d say park your rear at an all-inclusive in Mexico. They feed you non-stop and hand out tequila like it’s going out of style.

  23. Hawaii’s always nice. One of those resort complexes right on the beach. Hardly have to walk anywhere, the restaurants are right there in the hotel. Beach is just a few steps away. Or lounge by the pool with a good book. Pretty nice place to just chill out.

  25. Can you still drink while on your meds? If so, totally do the napa valley wine train. You just sit and look at the beautiful landscape and drink tons of wine! And there’s food too (if you’re into that).

  26. Western Washington, Seattle and northwest. Lots of islands here with really mild summers. The San Juan Islands and Whidbey Island are my happy places, So much so that we made Whidbey our permanent home.

  27. It’s a bit of a flight, but I highly recommend Grand Cayman Island. It had the most beautiful white sand beaches with crystal clear blue water. Not a lot of walking, incredibly friendly locals, and as close to perfect as it can get. (Bonus: snorkeling to see all the pretty fish)

  28. Your backyard. Veg out, heal, read, write, do what you want to do and sleep the rest of the time. Why do you HAVE to go somewhere? =)

  29. Moonstone Beach in Cambria, California. Stayed in a quaint hotel across the road from beach; took only 5 minutes to walk to shoreline. Sat there staring out at the ocean, collecting moonstones, jade, and jasper while just sitting in one spot. Awesome. It is now where I go mentally when I am stressed.

  30. You would love House on the Rock in Wisconsin. I just delivered two 12-packs of New Glarus beer to a cousin who lives outside Wisconsin. I also second Ouray, Colorado. Hot springs are stinky, but soothing for achy joints.
    @lootsfoz

  31. River rafting in Idaho. Glamping with not a finger to be lifted. No wifi. Actually spoke with teenagers and played games. Relaxed. salmonraft.com

  33. Nutamik Lake or Eleanor Lake, Manitoba, Canada. The scenery is amazing and if the weather is good you can take a canoe to the other side, where there’s no people. There’s a lot of walking and biking trails, and number of other attractions in the general area. And you come through Winnipeg there’s the parks and The Forks and the zoo. Also, some amazing ice cream places!

  34. Seaside/Cannon Beach, Oregon. Pelicans, whales, and seals, oh my. Perfect!

  35. Yellowstone national park. Mostly car trip once you are there, with short walks to see the specific sites.
    The drive up is pretty too. Unless you want to fly near by and rent a car.

  36. Back in September, we went to Destin Florida and rented a condo right on the beach. I spent every day on the beach fully under a giant umbrella and covered in SPF 100 just watching the water. I also went parasailing despite my fear of heights. It was so peaceful.

  37. Stopped at St. Lucia on a cruise a few years ago. It was gorgeous. I would definitely recommend a beach vacation for you. You could snorkel if you feel up to it (swimming is very easy on the joints!), or just lay on the beach and relax – which sounds like something you need these days. Whatever you do, take care of yourself while you’re doing it!

  40. We stayed for a week in a house in Cuyutlan, Mexico and it was the best thing ever. We had the most amazing cook and a driver who lived there and they hung out with us and fed us fresh coconuts filled with coconut rum. We went on boat trips through the forest and visited the sea turtle refuge and basically just hung out at the pool and ate fresh guac all week. Also I didn’t know the sand was black on the west coast of Mexico so I about scalded my feet off!

  42. My favorite vacation I can remember was from when I was a kid and we went to Niagara falls and stayed in Canada. The Canadian side of the falls was clean and beautiful. Bonus: there was a ton of weird wax museums there. This was back in the 80s so I’m not sure what it’s like now, however.

  43. Last summer I flew to Salt Lake and drove Utah, Idaho, and Montana. EIght national parks, which I did with minimal walking, like just ride the shuttle in and out of Zion, don’t get off to hike like everyone else. Idaho had both the B&B shaped like a beagle AND the Idaho Potato Museum. Might be my favorite trip ever and I did it alone.

  44. Jerome, Arizona – the whole town is a historic landmark. There’s lots of cool galleries and restaurants and you can stay in the (allegedly haunted!) Grand Hotel, which was the former hospital servicing the “Billion Dollar Copper Mine” which was the original reason for the town. There’s a train (if you sit in first class, there’s booze) through the countryside and a really cool historical museum AND it’s about 30 minutes from Sedona, which is also really cool.

  46. For a family vacation, do not miss Mt. Rushmore, Custer State Park, and the Badlands area. Drive through the Badlands and you’ll swear you’re on the moon. And there will be a surprise animal that will come right up to your car window and beg to be fed. OK it’s a donkey. Dozens of them, actually. And you get out and take a thousand pictures with them. I suck at keeping secrets.

  47. A week at Disneyland and Disneyland California Adventure. We stayed on site at the Grand Californian and it was the most amazing, magic filled week for everyone. My five year old (who was 3 at the time) remembers the whole goddamn trip. That’s how magical it is. And if you do go, you NEED to see the World of Color show. I was there in October for a mom’s only few days and it was so beautifully done. And just hanging out in the town square in CA was so much fun.

  49. Kauai in Hawaii is my favorite. Rent a house or condo with a pool. Fabulous. I’m also a fan of central and northern California. Lots of stunning drives and picturesque towns.

  50. We did a trip to South Dakota, I don’t know if you’ve been, but we went to Mt Rushmore. It was pretty awesome. Also on the way we stopped in Cawker City, KS, home of one of the largest balls of twine in the US. There’s a hotel nearby where you can stop and get twine and add it on to the ball, and they’ll record how much you add. Also near there is the geographical center of the contiguous states, which is not as physically imposing, but was a nice place to stop. Then there’s Wall Drug and the Corn Palace, if you’re into touristy stuff like that 🙂 One of my favorite vacations. If you want something smaller, the Cincinnati Zoo is one of my favorite zoos, it’s one of only two zoos outside of Florida where you can see manatees 🙂 Hope you have a great trip, wherever you go!

  51. I had a blast at the Stratford Festival — a theater festival in Stratford, Ontario, that runs from May through November. Imagine an entire town whose main industry is theater. It’s awesome. And, because they didn’t want to lost the charm of the town, they instituted a no-hotels-within-city-limits ordinance which as resulted in a thriving B&B business in a very pretty town. You could go in the summer to avoid the cold, but there is a lot of walking around. It’s mostly Shakespeare, but there are always other things playing too — I’ve seen Medea, Three-Penny Opera, original works by local playwrights, as well as a ton of Shakespearean plays. I haven’t gone since I bought my house, because now all my money goes into mortgage and gardening, but when your health allows you to, I definitely recommend a visit to the place.

  52. what about an all in inclusive resort in the dominican or in costa rica or mexico? nice and warm. stuff to do if you want, pools and bars if you don’t want.

  54. Ludington, MI. It was a quiet town with a great beach on Lake Michigan. You can rent little cabins within walking distance of the beach.

  55. Sedona, AZ–beautiful, mystical place. Gorgeous, too and usually pretty mild weather. New Agers call it the “navel of the world.” It’s fun to explore the woods, creek, Oak Creek Canyon, Slide Rock, fishing, and if you want you can go to one of the several stores that sell crystals and work on your chakras!

  57. Sound of Music sing-a-long tour in Salzburg. Probably too far for you to travel right now (can’t imagine an 8 hour flight w/ potential vampire RA) but once you’re there it’s a bus trip thru the Alps with SINGING!!! I could not have embarrassed myself more, nor been happier to do so.

  58. Lake Tahoe in California is the perfect destination. Maybe a side trip to San Francisco or Napa Valley. Love them all and miss them terribly.

  59. A few years ago we went to Colorado and New Mexico for a week, and it was so much fun! Colorado was beautiful – we did the Highway of Legends – it’s a gorgeous drive, and we found some great food along the way, such as The Dog Bar and Grill in Cuchara.
    New Mexico also had great scenery and food, including the St. James Hotel (Cimarron, NM), which is also haunted – bonus! Also, Santa Fe had so much history, including Spanish missions and, of course, great food!
    Lastly, Roswell’s UFO Museum was really cool!

  60. California!! There are so many different places to go, and things to see!! True, I live here, but it’s still awesome. If you ask where I had he best vacation, I’ll tell you it was England.

  61. Airbnb it in Sayulita, Mexico. Or Zihuatanejo. Get out of the states and space out on a beach for a week, if that’s your jam. Favorite place ever is in New Zealand, but it’s like, hell, trying to get there, and you should stay for at least a month maybe. 🙂

  65. All my best vacations were camping trips, so not much help to you. Being outside of cell phone signals, fishing, napping and swimming all day … yeah, that’s my vacationd dream

  66. I was also going to suggest a cruise. Do as little or as much as you want, and get waited on hand and foot.

  67. I chime in on Jamaica too. Warm, nice, and you can sit under a ceiling fan, or on the beach, or by a pool, and the other family members can scamper around if they so desire. Nice and laid back.

  68. Best vacation was the Mediterranean cruise. It was 12 nights and the perfect combination of days at sea (resting) and days touring. We started in Barcelona, Spain and went to Italy, Greece, Turkey, Egypt and Malta. I actually came back rested. Usually I take trips where you come back needing a vacation to recover.

  70. the wicklow mountains in ireland. greenest place i have ever seen in my life. even the little birds were happy. plus there’s a cool old monastery with 13th century celtic graves with bullet holes in them. also you can buy very warm, hand knit woolen items from sheep herders by the side of the road on your drive there.

  71. Viking River Cruises …you unpack once, your “hotel’ moves with you, food/service are great, tours in every port are included, and they have special tour options for less mobile folks. I’ve done the Rhine and the Danube….it’s so relaxing just watching the world go by from your stateroom.

    Also Maui – it’s warm and you can be as active (surfing, hiking, ziplining, snorkeling) or as non-active (pool, beach, luau, lei-making) as you wish. i love the Westin Maui – just walking into the open-air lobby makes you feel like you’re in paradise.

  72. I live in Santa Barbara, CA and it’s a pretty popular tourist spot. Lovely weather (usually foggy mornings give way to mid-70s), photogenic but relaxed surroundings, theater scene for your daughter, a new cat therapy cafe, scenic drives up the mountains and/or the mesa cliffs nearer the ocean.

  73. Sunset Beach, NC or Costa Rica. Both very peaceful and relaxing vacations.

  74. Benson, AZ. Kartchner Caverns are the most accessible for the mobility-impaired that I have ever seen. The funky little mining town of Bisby is nearby, and so are a major telescope and a decommissioned missile silo, if you arrange tours ahead of time. Lots of rock and gem shops with lovely carvings and jewelry. Quiet, peaceful, small town to be your base for day trips to see the sights.

  75. Cambria, California. Beautiful central California coast, very quiet, quaint shops, lots of places to stay including houses for rent. Moonstone beach! Pet friendly too – spent a lovely week at a cute house 1/2 block from the beach with my dog. Linn’s in town for pie! A short drive to Hearst Castle. Mainly for the beautiful, peaceful ocean front – oh, and sea lions (lots of them) sunning at their special spot a few miles away.

  76. Hawaii! Rent a condo on the beach and swim, or just sit and watch the ocean. I need to do that again.

  77. The Grand Cayman Islands or Puerto Escondido in Mexico. Unbelievable beaches and warm water.

  78. Rent an ocean front beach house in the Outerbanks, NC. Walk out on your deck, sit down in a comfy chair with a blanket, and enjoy a cup of jo/tea while watching the waves crash on the shore, smelling the salt air, and hearing the ocean/birds. It will soothe your soul, and you won’t have to do any walking!

  79. I went to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for the first time this winter. It was calm and relaxing and for someone with arthritis, it’s a good spot to be 🙂

  80. My favorite trip I ever took was to Scotland. We went in the fall when there were no crowds. The weather was a little cold and rainy but a polar fleece under a light rain jacket and some nice water proof shoes pretty much takes care of that, and you get to see a lot of amazing places either completely by yourself or nearly so.

    Domestically, I would say that my favorite place I ever went was Lake Tahoe. It’s a little pricey but it is truly one of the most beautiful places in the United States that I have ever been. A close second would be Crystal River Florida in January or February because nothing really beats swimming with hundreds of manatees!

  81. Newfoundland and Labrador -the people, the land, the colors, make it a great place to go. It has icebergs and whales just to name a few interesting things. Lots of scenes from shows and movies are filmed there. It’s a unique place to visit or if you can’t travel, it’s nice to just look at pictures of it.

  82. Cabo San Lucas!!! Warm. Beach. Things to do if you want, booze, and fresh mangos sold on the beach! Heaven.

  83. The Amazon in Ecuador. The people are amazing and the food is fresh and delicious and everything is warm and beautiful.

  84. Saint Martin, Orient Beach. If you like naturist resorts, August is family month at Club Orient. If not, there are plenty of villa rentals and other resorts on the bay. It’s warm, the water is perfect, there are good restaurants nearby. The most beautiful clear water and relaxing place I’ve ever been.

  85. Get your ass to Santa Fe. Get your ailing ass to 10,000 waves for a few days. It’s amazing. My other choice would be a wonderful place called The Inn at Irish Hollow located outside of Galena, Il. https://www.irishhollow.com/
    We went there after my husband’s brain surgery. No TV, but wifi. They feed you great food in amazing cottages. I’ve never felt more restored.

  86. Catalina Island! Super quaint, no cars, just golf cart around the island. You have to take a 1hr boat ride to get there though.

  87. In highschool, I got to go on a school sponsored trip to London, Paris, and Barcelona. While the whole trip was good, Barcelona was unexpectedly amazing. When I was in college, I went with a few friends to Colorado Springs and we got to hike in the Garden of the Gods. I don’t hike, but that day, I didn’t want to leave.

  88. Cambria, CA. Beautiful beach town, laid back, good restaurants. Relaxing.

  89. Gwaii hanaas also known as the queen Charlotte islands the years I spent living there while doing Arctic and sub-arctic satcom for Parks Canada first of all it is a temperate rainforest environment so even though it’s like 200 miles out to sea and you know 30 miles south of Alaska and you would think it’s freezing actually quitting mild and temperate you got some great windstorms occasionally have some good thunderstorms but that’s about it it’s submarine archipelago it is absolutely beautiful there’s a couple world heritage sites I’ve seen Orca spawning in the skidigate Inlet saw a picture perfect humpback whale breach just a beautiful arts with the Dorsal fins sticking up like a postcard on just standing on one of the islands walking dog one day and like some of the friendliest people and just a really cool place absolutely beautiful and peaceful the only downside is you wake up you know to the sound of crabs hitting your roof because eagles are dropping them to break them open for breakfast but seriously if you can go not just to the protected park part down south but the towns on graham and moresby island are great also I ended up being one of the organizers of the end of the world music festival that they hold their every year really awesome great weekend event and the haida are just some of the coolest people

  90. Iceland was amazing! You can soak in the geothermal hot springs at the Blue Lagoon!

  91. Cruise. My goal one day is to take a vacation (never been on one) and now that I’m borked up and Veteran Husbeast is also borked up we want to take a cruise to Alaska during the summer or the Carribean during the cooler months. You get to choose how much walking you do, or, how much sitting outside with your book in one hand and a standing order of “If whatever liquid gets to half an inch from the bottom of the glass, don’t ask, just refill it. This book is too good to look away from.”

  92. Paya Bay in Roatan. Incredible snorkelling. Only a handful of rooms so quiet without a lot of people (very important for me)

  93. We love Cancun. People bring you things poolside and there’s Mayan ruins to see on tours plus snorkeling and boat trips out to Isla Mujeres.

  94. Mackinac Island. It’s amazingly beautiful! Also, Boston, also a cruise in the Caribbean, also an all inclusive resort in Jamaica…I need a damn vacation.

  96. I’ve always loved the Outer Banks in North Carolina. The ocean feeds my soul, and it doesn’t have to be high energy if you decide to stay under the umbrella with a book, which is my preferred spot 🙂

  97. I think Mexico would be perfect for you, but keep in mind that even the airport will require alot of walking. Get a doctor’s note for one of those golf cart thingy’s so they can drive you around—too long to walk to the gates!!!

  98. I love Mexico, especially Huatulco but it is super hot in the summer time and this is the rainy season.
    But enough to do and friendly and safe so you can get out and explore and you can also do the dreaded AI thing and lay around the beach or pool all day long.

  99. New Orleans is one of my favorite places in the world. Plus very cool old cemeteries.

  100. does humidity have an impact on your RA? I don’t want to recommend anywhere that might cause you more problems. Yosemite National Park is nice. So is Yellowstone if you want to head North.

  101. We went to Yosemite last year because our friend lives close by, and as I am disabled and walk with a quad-cane, there wasn’t a lot of hiking involved. It’s a truly magical place, and I kept muttering to myself “How have I lived in California for 55 years and not seen this?”

  102. South Dakota is like heaven to a big city Canadian girl like me. Fields of sunflowers, prairie dogs galore, animals I never thought I’d see in real life like mountain goats and buffalo…
    Everything comes with a side of bacon if you like that sort of thing.

  103. I liked Tybee Island, it isn’t as exotic as some locations posted. We got a rental right on the beach, it’s hot. The kids and husband could go to the beach and swim, I could sit on the deck with tea or coffee and enjoy the scenery. The walk to the beach was less than 10 minutes from where we were staying. The kids were entertained and occupied with the ocean and beach. There is also some attractions that are not very far to walk. The beach was super clean, and it was just amazing.

  105. Pensacola, FL — specifically, Santa Rosa Island, right across the bay. So relaxing. And you don’t have to do a damn thing. A short walk to Peg Leg Pete’s for fresh oysters is amazing!

  106. Ruidoso. We rented a cabin by the river. It was so peaceful. If we wanted we could hike, or just explore the shops. Mostly, I sat outside by the fire pit and listened to the river babbling. Not too hot, not too cold except late at night.

  107. London is my absolute favourite, but that doesn’t really meet your needs. You have to walk in Europe. No matter all the cool trains that zip you everywhere quickly, walking will still be part of it. Plus one of the most fun things we did in London was a Jack the Ripper walking tour where we visited all the murder sites. You’d love it – totally up your alley (no pun intended) but I would suggest a wheelchair or something cause your knees would hate you. Cobblestones. 😳
    I also loved Astoria, Oregon and the surrounding little towns. We toured the sites where The Goonies was made and it was magic. But that whole area was great. It’s also where Lewis & Clark reached the West Coast. Utterly charming.
    Northern California is lovely, but Dan Francisco might be too cold for you. I don’t much care for Southern California, but there is a lot to do. San Diego is great- especially the older areas. Balboa park has museums and a zoo. There’s also a wild animal park just outside San Diego where they’ve done a good job with natural habitats. And a tour you can ride.
    I’m in Las Vegas, and it’s definitely not too cold. It’s crazy hot. But it is a wacky place. Lots of shows to see, oddities to visit, lots of air conditioning to hide in, and grand hotels. You could probably rent a motorized chair? But that may be true of anywhere. Old Town San Diego may be just the ticket. Lovely days and a light sweater at night. Awesome museums. 😊

  108. Santa Cruz CA.There’s the ocean, redwood forests, a pier with an amusement park for your kiddo, cute little towns with great shopping. Truly the most beautiful plsce I’ve ever been.

  110. I haven’t taken a vacation since 2010 because my anxiety has been so bad that vacations sounded the opposite of relaxing. I seem to have found the right medication, and I am celebrating my daughter’s high school graduation and move off to college by taking a vacation to Huntington Beach, CA. I’m both excited and terrified!

  112. I love any National Park. Most have easy to hard paths to take in them. My son’s favorite is Mount Rushmore, while mine is Yosemite, with the Grand Canyon close behind. Have fun!!

  113. Ruidoso, NM – you can do some walking there, but it certainly isn’t required. Just rent a cabin and chill in the woods. I recommend StoryBook Cabins in the Upper Canyon – lovely little (or big, if that is your choice) cabins with nice porches for sitting and watching the wildlife – always lots of hummingbirds and deer. Most of the cabins are right by the Rio Ruidoso, so you can hear the water flowing most of the time (barring drought). It is my happiest place on earth and great for re-charging.

  115. Cozumel, Mexico. Walking not required. Just sunshine, tequila, and water so many shades of blue you won’t believe your eyes!

  116. Cambria, Californie! Someone mentioned Hearst Castle and another mentioned Moonstone Beach. What they forgot to mention is that we have WINE here and lots of it. Even if you have to take vodka in a flask, you can taste and spit and take home many, many new friends. Cases of them. I’ll drive.

  117. Train ride! LA to San Francisco, along the coast, then SF to Denver was my favorite trip. You go through parts of the west that look untouched and you feel like you’re in a John Ford western. Sit in the observation car and look at the scenery, read books, watch movies, meet interesting people, eat in the dining car. You can stop in fun places and spend the night, hop back on the train. It’s my favorite way to travel and a great way to see the country.

  118. What about Taos? It’s artsy, laid-back, good air quality, and it’s in the mountains so it will be a good temperature and not too humid. If you want the beach, Tybee Island, GA is super nice. It’s got a more homey, community feel and no big tourist hotels. Rent a house a little house a short walk from the beach and just hang out. It’s also near Savannah which is fun. And I can attest that their library has a big shelf of books tourists can take for free. So when Hailey runs out of books, she can go find one.

  120. My favorite vacation was the cruise we took last year. They feed you, clean up after you, and you just get to relax and do nothing, or join in on some of the activities on board. The cruise went to Cozumel, but that wasn’t the part I enjoyed. I loved getting away from computers and cell phones, and just relaxing. You can buy last-minute cruises at a steep discount. I loved it so much we’re doing it again this year.

  121. One of my most memorable and fun vacations was our summer trip to Yellowstone. Watching Old Faithful do its thing was so awesome. Just seeing the beauty that is in Nature was indescribable. Then we went to Puget Sound and stayed with Family that lived right on the Sound – literally their back yard dropped off into Puget Sound. Those were the best 2 weeks we spent with our family – my sisters, my parents, and BONUS my Grandparents. I feel nothing but Love and Happiness when I think about that vacation. 🙂 <3

  122. I’ve never been on a vacation. But I lived in Hawaii so I didn’t have to then. I spent two summers on the beach at different times recovering from a depression and it was the most healing time. The water was warm and salty so I could swim or float, the sun was warm and I already had a tan so I didn’t get burned, sometimes I’d bring a book, sometimes not, and I’d just rest and let the breeze blow.It’s been over thirty years since I’ve been there and since I’ve just realized I haven’t had any sort of vacation I’m thinking that taking that rest might be important again.

  123. I loved Spain, when I was a kid we lived there. I also liked visiting Boone, NC and Asheville, NC.

  124. Every year we rent a cottage on the coast of Maine just south of Portland. This is my happy place. You can sit on the beach and never move. You can read piles of books. You can take your coffee out on the beach in the morning and walk as much or as little as you want, then find a place to sit on the rocks and watch the waves roll in. You can drive into Portland and eat lobster til you barf. There are at least 3 lighthouses to visit that are close by. You can eat whoopie pies and Needhams and fiddlehead fern salads and drink Shipyard beer. You can stroll the beach and collect sea glass and sand dollars. You can take whale watching cruises. You can see an evening light on clear days that is like nothing anywhere else in the world. I CAN’T WAIT TO GET BACK.

  125. Any place where there is a beach (lake, ocean, artificial, whatever) and staff to wait on you. Lay on a lounger and be spoiled. Westin La Paloma (Tucson but up in the foothills) and Casa Marina in Key West are tied for the best service I’ve ever had. I’m not rich and I went in the off-season when both were affordable.

  126. Corolla beach, NC! Beach right outside the back door, wild horses, very peaceful

  127. I agree with Puerto Rico. My husband and I went there for our honeymoon and it was the best trip we’ve taken thus far. The weather is warm and beautiful most days and there’s so much to do, from the beach to exploring the old forts to hiking in the mountains/rain forest. Also, the food is delicious. We took a food tour of the city; relaxed on the beach and ate from roadside stands; hiked up a waterfall; explored the old forts, the nature reserve, and bioluminescent bays; got lost in little bookshops; and fell in love with everything! It truly is the isla del encanto (island of enchantment).

  128. 25th anniversary cruise to the southern Caribbean. We got a room with a balcony & could have just spent the whole cruise sitting there. Except for the need for food. Unfortunately there’s a lot of walking even if you don’t leave the ship…

  129. Montana. Always Montana in the summertime. Go to Whitefish or Kalispell or even Bigfork. You can just sit on a deck or patio and enjoy the cool air and sunshine and relax in the Last Best Place. The go eat amazing food and see some shows. Hailey and Victor can hike or zipline or relax with you.

  130. Prince Edward Island Canada. Canada’s smallest province,white sand beaches red cliffs blue ocean and as much or as little walking as the whole province in the summer months caters to tourists. It is the most beautiful place I have ever seen

  131. Grand Turk island in the Turks and Caicos islands! It is a small island with crystal clear blue waters, white sand beaches and great snorkeling. There is one cruise ship port that is commercialized, but the rest of the island is not. There is one family run resort (Bohio Resort) that has everything you could need and a bunch of AirBnb’s and bed and breakfasts on the rest of the island. The people are fantastic, the men like women with curves and the rum is AMAZING! I cannot wait to go back!

  132. Houseboating on Lake Powell (Utah and Arizona). No hiking, just lots of beautiful scenery and water, and whatever drinks you choose to bring. Truly the most relaxing, fantastic vacation. The houseboat is your home for a week (or however long you choose). All the amentities of home, just lots of relaxing and reading and game playing and drawing and Jet skiing (if you rent a couple). Oh, and the stars at night..and the cliffs, and the water, and…and….. Get thee to Page, AZ and then get on a boat and leave the world behind.

  133. It’s a haul for those of us in the US, but the Harry Potter Studio Tour London is so friggin’ cool, I nearly needed to slap somebody’s mama. And I’m child-free and grown! If you do go at some point, I highly recommend the personal guide. We did this tour 3 years ago and I’m still gushing.

  134. A cruise is good for just relaxing with not a lot of movement. I went to Tahoe last year and loved it. My two favorite places ever are Finland and Norway. If you get the chance, go.

  135. You need to get an all inclusive to somewhere like the Tamarijn in Aruba. Lots of different restaurants, everything is right there, nothing you need to worry about because everything is paid for. Lots of activities for the kiddo so if you don’t feel up to it, she won’t be bored. When you don’t feel good, you can either sit in your nice room and have food brought to you, or if you feel like going out, but not going far, you can sit outside because the beach is right there. And they even do the cute thing where they make your towels look like animals!

  136. My happiest vacation was in Egypt. I went there with four friends and it’s the laughs that I remember more. But since it might not be the best place to be currently, how about Spain?

  138. I recommend going to the British Virgin islands if you all have your passports. Otherwise the U.S. Virgin Islands. No need for lots of walking, beautiful tropical scenery, can do shopping if you want or you can stay at a resort and never leave. It’s the best vacation I’ve ever had.

  139. Ojo Caliente in New Mexico. It’s a hot springs spa off the beaten path, near Georgia O’Keeffe’s Ghost Ranch in Abiquiu. The last real vacation my husband and I took before he passed away was in this beautiful place. He had even more health issues than you, and he always felt so much better for having “taken the waters” there. My favorite part was that everywhere there were designated “quiet zones,” so you didn’t have to socialize WITH ANYONE, and just enjoy the peace.

  141. WC Handy Festival in Florence, Alabama. Hot as hell, but loads of great music constantly for 10 days. Doesn’t have to be a lot of walking. Also there’s a lake. And it’s friendly, but not in your face. And not so crowded it would freak you out. You can kind of disappear if you want to. Also petty cheap, since most of the events are free or very minimal cost.

  142. Take a cruise! Eat whatever you wish. Wonderful (aka frequent) alcoholic drinks. Things for everyone to do or not do. But whatever you pick, please heal yourself. I need you in my tribe.

    p.s. You are the sane one in this tribe. 😉

  143. For now: Caribbean cruise. Great food, great views, easy to book excursions that let you see lots of awesome places with minimal walking, and plenty of sun and warmth to chase the vampire curses away.

    For someday: Japan. Seriously AMAZING. Japan was never on my list of priorities until a friend of mine moved there and we went to visit. And then I fell in love with the place in about two seconds flat and all I think about now is going back. I swear I could just wander around Kamakura for the rest of my life and be happy.

  144. I have two!! I absolutely adored the Amalfi Coast in Italy. It’s beautiful everywhere you look!! Take the highspeed ferry to Capri and sing your way throught the Blue Grotto! My second fave is Lake Louise in Canada! Relaxing and gorgeous and you can take a drive to Banff!

  145. Saint Augustine, Florida. Went there on my honeymoon and twice after. Took my boys for the first time last year. SO many wonderful memories!

    I do hope you are better soon!

  146. As an astronomer, I’m legally obligated to suggest that you and your family go see the total solar eclipse on August 21. Google “total solar eclipse 2017” and you’ll get the track for it. The good thing about it is that the path of the eclipse goes across the US, so there’s probably some place along the track that’s not too far from you and/or the weather is helpful for how you’re feeling. The bad thing is that by now most accommodations are completely sold out, so you may end up sleeping in your car – not the best for feeling good. The eclipse will be amazing, though!

    If the eclipse is a no-go for you, my favorite places have been in Rocky Mountain National Park (such amazing views, and you can get the views without hiking if need be, since the scenic road crosses the Continental Divide). Summer means the daytime temp is pleasant but not hot, nights are chilly, and no humidity. The park isn’t horribly crowded – it’s big – and the main town nearby (Estes Park) has a lot of kitschy shops for tourists. The only place I’ve been where we drove by an elk just outside town with a string of decorative lights twisted up around his antlers like he was a giant Christmas ornament. (He wasn’t in any pain or trouble – just rutting season!)

  147. The Marriott Resort in Myrtle Beach, SC. It’s far enough outside of the city to not have the crowds and ridiculousness, but close enough that you can get into the ridiculousness if you want. Their beach is private, and there are hammocks for resting! It’s perfect for lazing by the pool, hearing the ocean, and tearing through some good reading.

    We also loved Sedona, AZ. I think it may be balls hot there now, but it was so beautiful and restful there. There are plenty of places to hike and be outdoors, or you can just stay at the Enchantment Resort and let people wait on you.

    Finally, Kauai. We stayed in the Po’ipu area on the south side of the island, and it’s beautiful and calm. There aren’t as many tourists on the island, and the resorts are lovely and welcoming. Plus it’s warm and the weather is fantastic!

  148. Asheville, NC is a fun trip. I lived there for a number of years, and there are fantastic restaurants, a great art scene, and a wonderful bookstore in the downtown area called Malaprops. Plus, it’s right on the Blue Ridge Parkway, so there are beautiful drives to be had, and minimal people to interact with!

  149. The Oregon coast. I love a good reason to sit, wrapped in a blanket, read, and have no guilt about not hiking 47 miles. Plus, haunted lighthouses. It’s awesome.

  150. The best vacation I’ve been on was a family trip to Poipu in Kauai. Everything was so beautiful and we had a great time. I live in San Diego and there are a bunch of things to do and see around here, but I’m pretty biased. If you end up here I would be happy to give suggestions for places to see and things to do.

  151. Key West, FL. We went for our honeymoon- there’s tons of off beat stuff to do if you want tobut it’s also totally set up to do nothing but relax as well. There are lots of B&Bs that are old houses. We went in August and it was hot but manageable!

  152. Come to Cedar Rapids and I will personally drive y’all to the House on the Rock. Plus it’s so peaceful here.

  154. Glen Arbor or Leland, MI. Near Traverse City but much less crowded and more peaceful, and close to Sleeping Bear Dunes National Lakeshore. Beaches are beautiful, clear water but no sharks or jellyfish. Lots of great restaurants. And you can tour the wineries on the peninsula, take a boat trip over to Manitou Island, and eat Michigan cherries.

  155. I’ve been going to Door County, Wisconsin every summer since I was little. It’s perfect in the summer. Calm, relaxing days by the lake. Visiting art shops, drinking good beer, going to see plays performed in the Peninsula State Park…it is where I’m happiest.

  157. I heartily second the Rushmore, Custer State Park and Badlands trip. If you can get lodging in Custer, do it. Best family vacation ever and if you aren’t up to walking most of the sites can be seen from a car. Do not miss – Needles Highway, Sylvan Lake, the train from Hill City to Keystone, horseback riding for Haley at Blue Bell Stables. The Badlands is about 90 minutes from the Black Hills and has amazing scenery and the famous Wall Drug. At the risk of angering the locals, I would try and NOT lodge in Rapid City. It’s fairly far from everything and driving in the mountains takes a very long time. Last hint – regardless of where you stay you should eat supper early. Most everything closes by 9 p.m.

  158. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico was great! But do an all-inclusive resort that has golf carts to bring you around (like pueblo bonito) so you don’t have to walk as much. Aruba was also amazing! and the resorts tend to be smaller than Cabo so less walking and no golf cart needed. Or Napa California which (if you have a DD) can be no walking and is super duper relaxing. Plus there is wine.

  159. We just returned from Hawaii. Floating on the water with your face in the water (with a mask/snorkel) is so relaxing and wonderful. Watching the fish eating from the reefs – I loved it. You can walk as much or as little as you want. Bonus: volcanoes, both live and dormant. Extra bonus: best rum in the world is being made in Maui at Ocean distillery (and currently only available on site).

  161. Come to Prince Edward Island because we consider it normal for people of any gender to put red braided wigs on and call themselves Anne of Green Gables.

  162. Mazatlan was a great, relaxing vacation. The resort section (Gold Coast) was lovely, beautiful weather and I did absolutely nothing. For days. Still has swimming and fishing and shopping but very little walking involved. Lots of little covered beach spots where they wait on you all day. It’s a sitcaytion.

  163. Tucson, AZ..yeah, it’s hot, but it’s a dry heat… and the night sky is awesome because all the street lights are designed to not cause light pollution. It’s not tourist season during the summer, so everything- hotels, restaurants, etc.- cost less and you can drive all over and see amazing things.. Drive up Mt. Lemmon and the zones change from desert to pines at the top (and there used to be an amazing pie cafe, but that may have burned in a wildfire a few years ago, but it may be back). The Desert Museum opens up at night so you can walk around and see animals that don’t/won’t come out in the heat of the day. The Tohono O’odham reservation is just out of the city and has a beautiful mission… and the mountains… I love to drive up to Rincon Pass and just sit and watch the sunset in the bowl of the mountains. Then drive down the scary road and into the Sonoran Desert. Truly a beautiful place!!

  164. Come to Boston some time this summer–if you do it during a time I’m not working, I’ll be more than happy to play tour guide for all of you. We have lots of historical stuff to check out both in and outside the city, some of which I haven’t seen yet (although I’d suggest not doing the Freedom Trail if you’re trying to avoid a lot of walking, because that will wear you right out; on the plus side, you can have lunch at Durgin Park, a legendary old restaurant, and stop for Italian pastries & cappuccino in the North End…or do that w/out the Freedom Trail, what the hell). We have an amazing aquarium w/cute little penguins and a big exhibit on sharks right now, harbor cruises, Duck Boats where you can sit on your ass and be driven all around town to see the sights before heading out onto the Charles River, and lots of museums, including the Museum of Science, where you can see an actual Apollo capsule and be amazed that 3 guys went to the moon in something THAT small. (There are passes you can buy to get you into a bunch of attractions for one price that are totally worth it, so if you want to do a lot of sightseeing, it’s something to think about.) We’ve got Chinatown, Fenway Park, Newbury Street and overpriced stores, and the Fenway area (if you think Whitey and Klaus are bad, check out the Canada Geese that hang out there and occasionally stop traffic!). Harvard Square, alas, is really just a big outdoor mall these days, but my neighborhood, Davis Square in Somerville (still on the subway) is so hip it hurts, with both first-run and classic movies at the Somerville Theatre (they also serve beer, wine, and really good ice cream!), lots of good restaurants, and some amusing people-watching, including, on the weekend, marching bands that plays songs like “Video Killed the Radio Star”. Oh, and if you want to take a 3.5-hour road trip to Vermont and New Hampshire, you can have the best pie EVER at the P&H Truck Stop off I-91 in Wells River, VT, skip across the Connecticut River to Woodsville, NH and say hi to my mom and dad, and (if it’s late enough in the season) get some berries or tomatoes or flowers or something that my dad has grown in his garden–I don’t think he’ll let you leave without something if he knows you’ll eat it! Seriously, think about it, and holler back if you’re interested, OK?

  165. Dragoncon in Atlanta every Labor day weekend. It’s like 1000s of your new best friends for a weekend.

  166. Ojo Caliente – hot mineral springs resort in New Mexico outside of Santa Fe. Yoga, spa services, soaking pools, swimming pool, mud pool, hiking, awesome restaurant/bar, historic hotel. The sky is such an amazing blue, and you can soak in the pools at night while you stare up at the stars. ojocaliente.ojospa.com it’s amazing and relaxing and rejuvenating, and some of the waters are supposed to be healing for arthritis.

  168. A bucket list vacation of mine is to tour supernatural/lore hotspots. Marfa, Taos, Roswell, Area 51/ET Highway. I’ve only done the ET Highway to Rachel, NV. There is NOTHING out there but a motel/cafe/souvenir store called Little A’le’inn with one of the cheapest bars I’ve ever been in. The locals can give you directions to the back gates of Area 51, for the love of Cheesus, don’t touch anything out there. There are a gillion cameras and a hefty trespassing fine if you touch their shit.
    You said California too, one of my favorite places in CA is Morro Bay/Cayucos. There is something addictive about that place.

  169. Caribbean cruise is easy. I spent my last cruise sick and unable to properly absorb oxygen and it was still awesome because I could literally just sit in a chair all day and see beautiful things and be warm. In the event I felt like hauling off the ship there were always taxis waiting to drive me places.

    And you seriously can’t beat the Turks and Caicos.

  170. The happiest moments of my recent life were spent in Point Loma, California. Going up to the light house and just looking off into the end of the world, it was the most relaxed and happiest I have felt in longer than I can remember.

  171. South Port, North Carolina. It’s the picture of small town America. The locals are friendly, almost no chains (0 are allowed in the town of South Port) AMAZING FOOD, cute shops, great beaches. My parents lived there for 2 years while I was working remotely and I basically moved in with them for 3 months one summer because I couldn’t get enough. It’s one of the only beach towns I’ve ever been too that isn’t touristy. only 1 or two big obnoxious souvenir shops and they are all off the island. Did I mention the food??? Go to The Provision Company, and Yacht Basin Eatery (Get the fish sandwich!) and then go to Moore’s Street Market for lunch! You really can’t go wrong anywhere! The movie Safe Haven was filmed there. I recommend staying on Oak Island (rent a house), the beaches are just as nice but a little less crowded and you will be able to walk to them, then South Port is just 2 or 3 miles down the road and over a bridge.

  172. Portland, Seattle, Vancouver, the BC Islands
    It’s relaxing, scenic, and the food in each city is amazing. Rent a car and drive up from Portland – see the Goonies Island.

  173. Come to Canada. It’s our 150th birthday (July 1st) and we only turn 150 once!!!! 🙂 We’d love to have you and your family visit!

  175. California, driving the whole up the coast from San Diego and had no hotels booked except the first night…Stopping wherever we wanted…what a great way to see everything…and not a lot of walking except San Francisco…loved it!

  176. Cape Cod MA is my favorite place in the universe! Not a lot of walking either, mostly driving. Totally worth it. Travel the East Coast!

  177. Solvang/Santa Barbara. Start at Solvang – spend a night or 2 or 3 -then travel down to Santa Barbara. Solvang – 100year old Danish village with good food (DANISH), unique shopping, tons of wineries and wine tasting, a “tiny” horse farm, a California Mission and a GREAT BOOKSTORE. Santa Barbara – home of the “Queen” of the California Missions, a wildlife friendly zoo with the most amazing colony of meerkats! – also great shopping – Chaucers bookstore (FANTABULOUS) and the OCEAN!!!!. Take the back way from Solvang to Santa Barbara and you can stop at one of the last original Pony Express stops (seriously the building is over a 100 years old) and have a trendy meal there if you time it right. It is beautiful enough for you to just hang and enough to do for your hubby and daughter to trek on by themselves.

  178. My favorite vacations, in this order:
    1. Kauai
    2. Mediterranean cruise (walk alot, or not)
    3. Vancouver, Canada. There’s a Claude Monet exhibit at the Vancouver Art Gallery this summer!
    4. Big Island of Hawaii – wow.

  180. Bhutan. Where instead of worrying about the GDP, they worry about Gross National Happiness.

  181. My favorite places: Virgin Gorda in the British Virgin Islands and almost anywhere in Vermont, but especially on Lake Champlain.

  183. Come visit us in Vancouver! The weather in summer is warm, and there is tons to do (Stanley Park, world-class research aquarium, food tasting at Granville Island, Museum of Anthropology as mentioned by another commenter above, great food, beautiful beaches…). You could take a side trip up to Whistler and ride the gondola up the mountain, and/or take an incredibly scenic ferry trip to Victoria. You get great value for your US$ too. As a bonus – the possibility of a Justin Trudeau sighting! 😍

  185. I’ve never been, but I’ve always wanted to visit the Palm Springs Saguro Hotel (it’s rainbow colored!!) there are lots of good restaurants in Palm Springs and the hotel has free bikes, I think so you could try going on a fairly relaxed bike ride, or while you sit by the pool, you could send your daughter and husband.

    I’ve also really wanted to visit the Madonna Inn. I feel like you could appreciate all the crazy room themes. Not sure if there’s one for taxidermied animals, but there is a pony room: https://www.madonnainn.com/rooms/208.php a safari room: https://www.madonnainn.com/rooms/193.php# a jungle rock room: https://www.madonnainn.com/rooms/139.php and old mill room: https://www.madonnainn.com/rooms/206.php and sooo many more! They have restaurants and a bakery on site. I think they might have horse back riding and other activities you can do or there are lots of fun/laid back things to see/do in the town like the drive in, going to see the mission, seeing the sea lions, going to a farm stand: http://www.avilavalleybarn.com/ nothing too strenuous, or hard to miss, but still interesting. You know if you can tear yourself away from one of those rooms!!

  186. Helen, Georgia. It’s quaint as can be. It’s near the AT, so you can hike, if you want. If not you don’t have to because it’s a beautiful little town with a ton to do, especially for H.

    Also, Ireland was amazing.

    St. Augustine, however, may be right up YOU alley. There are two wineries (San Sabastian has a free wine tasting and tour which Haley would be welcome at -minus the tasting) and they give you incredible sales. Like guy a case get a case free! They have gorgeous shops with local artists. It’s on the ocean if you like the beach. There is a fort, the fountain or youth is there. The oldest Oak tree is there (oddly, in the parking lot of a really run down and creepy Howard Johnson. I know, I know, I don’t get it either.) they call it the Senator because he is old and crooked. There is a Ripley’s believe it or not AND there is a trolley that offers unlimited rides, so you can travel to any of the spots I mentioned and more, get a tour, have the driver describe the area and the landmarks and get on and off wherever you please as often as you like. The rates are affordable, the town is beautiful. Do NOT stay at the Howard Johnson, it is gross. There are a bazillion bed and breakfasts if you want something quaint and plenty of hotels. OH! and Flaggler College is also there and it has one of the largest collections of Tiffany Stained Glass in the country. It used to be a hoity toity hotel back in the day and now it is a college. The former ball room is now the dining hall, but it still looks like a ball room. They offer tours of the building, and it is well worth the $10.00.

    Also, and this is what you will love, it’s the most haunted city in the country. Yup, you heard me.
    Ghost tours galore, a graveyard, the entire city is basically full of bones under the streets. The lighthouse, is, of course, haunted because they all are. It has been featured on “My Ghost Story” more than once. Since it is also the oldest city in the US it has all sorts of curiosities displayed like the old drug store set up and wooden coffins standing up for viewing.

    It’s gorgeous, it’s full of history, it’s spooky, it’s creepy, there are GREAT stories about exploding corpses, the trolley will be perfect for you, they have all the touristy treats and sweets, it’s educational, there are ghosts (Did I mention the ghosts?) and it’s completely affordable as a family vacation. It’s one of my favorite spots. We plan on going there this summer as well! I really think you will all love it because it truly has something that you will each like and there are countless opportunities for you to scare the hell out of your husband.

  187. The mountains…deep in the woods in a cozy cabin, surrounded by wildlife and nature. It refreshes your soul.

  188. If you don’t want to come to Canada, go to Eze France. That gorgeous, quaint little place in the French Riviera is THE best place in the world. It’s like going back in time – tiny cobblestone streets, no cars, fantastic little shops AND AMAZING scenery. And there’s a gorgeous garden at the top that is so serene and peaceful and magnificent. You will not be disappointed.

  189. I love Sandpoint, Idaho. I lived there 4 years, in fact. It’s a lovely, arty town surrounded by mountains (smallish ones) and right on a lake. It’s gorgeous as far as landscape and weather go. You can walk if you’re up to it–the town itself is pretty flat–but can get around by driving. Good places to eat, art galleries, live music. If you go during August 3-13, there’s an outdoor music festival (festivalatsandpoint.com) that’s pretty awesome. You can take a cruise on the lake to see eagles. Often there’s literary stuff going on, from legends of the northwest to the open mic, Five Minutes of Fame. And you’re an hour from Washington, Montana and British Columbia if you want a field trip. I haven’t been back in a few years, but it has a huge place in my heart.

  190. I have not had an actual family vacation in maybe 15 years (other than an occasionaly staycation or a weekend away from my kids)…but I DREAM OF A HOUSEBOAT. I feel like it would be soothing and relaxing and wonderful. On a lake or an ocean, I don’t care. Anchored somewhere near a beach or cove where we could explore and build bonfires. <3 <3

  191. Check out Sanibel/Captiva Island in Florida. It’s near Ft Myers on the gulf side of FLA, south of Tampa. There are no high rises, no amusement parks. Just gorgeous warm water and beautiful beaches. You can walk as much or as little as you want. It is the seashell capital of the world -the beaches are littered with shells so no need to walk far to get any. You can do “excursions” which basically means a boat ride to do dolphin watching, see manatees, go shell on other islands, and explore sea life. Hailey and Victor would probably enjoy the sea life exploration tour. We also go with Adventures in Paradise and they take you out to an island in the sound. You then can (or not) walk out into the water with nets and scoop up whatever – sea horses, shrimp, little tiny fish, puffers, etc. You then take them back and the crew will tell you what you got. They also take you out on boat and do larger nets. They pull in, put in a tank and if safe, let you touch. If not safe, they toss right back. Yes, all gets tossed back into the water when all done. My kids LOVE this excursion! Lots of yummy restaurants to try if you choose too. It’s truly our family’s favorite place to vacation. See if you can find a beachside condo so you can literally walk out of condo onto beach. Most complexes have pools too if you get tired of sticky salt water. Oh there’s also a wonderful nature preserve you can walk, drive or do tours through. Just use lots of bug spray because the mosquitoes no-see-ums will eat you up. Can’t have you getting covered with itchy bites!

  192. I am happiest in Orange Beach, AL. Our family goes there for vacation every other summer. Its a warm beach and very family friendly and low key. It’s not touristy but you can drive 30 min in either direction to get to touristy things if you want. You can canoe or parasail or you can just enjoy the sun and sand.

    But I think that you would LOVE New Orleans. The are amazing ghost and vampire tours! https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attractions-g60864-Activities-c42-t226-New_Orleans_Louisiana.html ; a Voodoo Museum http://www.voodoomuseum.com/ ; and the Touchstone Wildlife and Art Museum that has more than 1,000 taxidermied animals http://www.touchstonemuseum.com/ . Or you could just sit and drink hurricanes while stuffing yourself with beignets. Win-win!

  193. Seconding (or thirding?) Leland, MI. It’s a beautiful area which I think is underrated. Other places I love: St. John, USVI, San Diego, Santa Barbara (great fun whale watching!).

  195. Key West – although I did walk a lot while there, one could do it without. You can fly directly to the island (if you’re not freaked out by the little planes) or you can drive there from Florida. I admit that timing is everything for a Key West vacation – and my timing happened to be perfect when I went.

    But for not wanting to walk a lot I’d also say a cruise – I did a Western Caribbean cruise a few years ago and absolutely enjoyed it. You’ll have to pick your day trips wisely – as some include walking – but it can be done.

    And last year I had the good fortune to be invited to Kiawah Island outside of Charleston, SC – absolutely gorgeous. I’m not a beachy person but it was the perfect beach vacation.

  197. Sun Valley, Idaho.

    No, really. Super clean air, no sinus pressure, never breathed better in my life! People are wonderful and the coffee is superb. I was totally flagged as ‘from the east coast’ because i wore jeans and my pea coat on the ski slope, but the local folk are so, so nice. Maybe their are cabins to rent?

  198. TBH I was happiest in my home area (Do not move to Southern California if you’re used to paradise) – Sonoma and Napa counties in Calfiornia; where else can you wine taste, cheese taste, and beach lounge in the same day? Okay, so maybe other places in California, but we are wine country ffs.
    Tahoe was also nice.

  199. The Cape. It was cold when I was there but wow. There is so much history and so much beauty. I felt like I belonged there. I have pictures if you ever wanna look. Hope you feel better.

  201. I know you mentioned CA. If you go to SoCal, maybe you could visit with the Wheatons! Or at least meet up for dinner. San Jose has the Winchester mansion. (Not Sam and Dean, though). It’s suppose to be cool! And haunted.
    Someone mentioned the Hearst Castle. That’s suppose to be fun. But really big.
    Los Angeles has a cool Harry Potter store called Whimsic Alley. (Google shows it on Wilshire Blvd, open Wed – Sun)
    Atlas Obscure lists really cool stuff to do around LA and Pasadena. (giant fork, Y’all!)
    Have fun!

    E

  202. Discovery Cove in Orlando Florida. It is pricey, but you can swim with dolphins (or not), feed birds and animals, they have a lazy river float and white sand where you can be as active or non-active as you want to be. It is really relaxing.

  203. Out of the country? Turks and Caicos Islands!!
    In the country? Any beach or mountain town in North Carolina! Examples are the Outer Banks of NC, or Asheville( although this may be more walking than you can do for right now!!)
    I’ve also heard that Maine is beautiful this time of year but never ventured there myself.

    Wherever you go, I hope you can gain he 3 R’s, rest, relaxation and rejuvenation!!
    💜

  204. My family goes to Lost Valley Ranch in Sedalia, CO every year and we always have a blast! If you are interested in horseback riding, this is a great place to go!

  205. Costa Rica!! The ocean is warm, the people are amazing, and the food is wonderful. Pura Vida!

  206. My two favorite vacations were 1) Washington, D.C. 2) Yellowstone, Grand Teton, and Glacier National Parks.

  207. Turks & Caicos. The most beautiful place I’ve ever been for a beach trip. http://www.beachenclave.com/ I cannot say a single thing wasn’t perfect. And it’s summer so the rates are lower. Worth every penny.

  208. Iceland. There in an immense peacefulness and beauty there that is unlike anywhere I’ve ever traveled – and I’ve traveled a lot. It’s lots of driving, but doesn’t have to be lots of walking – most things are immediately at the roadsides. And it isn’t cold in the summer.

  209. Go to Key West Florida there are free roaming roosters you can find a bar on any corner and sit and drink
    Like Hemingway while Hailey and your husband can snorkel and go gishing

  211. New York City and Boston were amazing but required a lot of walking. Old Orchard Beach, Maine. Myrtle Beach , SC. Asheville, NC. beautiful places that don’t require too much walking. Hope you find an amazing place to go that you can really enjoy!

  212. best vacation ever – my parents treated us to a Disney Cruise aboard the Fantasy. It was its 2nd voyage at the time. they take really good care of everyone – tons of fun things to do aboard for kids, adults & adults who are kids. you could skip the excursions & stay on board. there are ‘adult only’ areas which are nice & private if you don’t want to hear all the screaming monkeys all the time. Food was amazing – i purposefully chose to eat almost exclusively vegetarian/pescatarian (fish ok), & wow. food like i have never had before. didn’t miss meat 1 bit. there are on-board phones to stay in communication w/ whomever you traveling while at sea. my folks went too & they said it was the best cruise they had ever been on – & they have been on a lot. totally recommend it.

  213. Roatan, Honduras. The Barefoot Cay resort. No moving required. Hammocks and margaritas everywhere.

  214. Take a tour of the 1000 Islands region of the Saint Lawrence River. You can take a cruise out of Kingston, Ontario (which is lovely), which is near where the St. Lawrence empties into Lake Ontario and take a boat ride up and that part of the river.

  216. Huelett’s Landing on Lake George. My friend has a cabin next to her home. I’ve had summers I hike and bike. Richer summers to antique or shop the tourist traps. And last summer, after a tornado took out most of my property, I was too tired to deal with life, so I went to Huelett’s and sat on the dock for 10 days. The marina is nearby to rent a boat. If you have a bank account, there are houses to rent – more $$ per week if they are on the water with a dock. A little less $$ if they are not on the water. I feel at peace there. And if you get real lucky, you might get to see the Whitehall Monster, a local legend in Whitehall, NY – the closest town on the other side of the mountain for Hueletts.

  217. When I was a teenager, my Dad used to take us to Burt Lake in Michigan. We would rent a house nearby (either across the road from the lakeshore or around the corner) along with a boat of some form. The entire family (including grandparents, aunt, uncles and cousins) would cram into one big house (or one big house and one smaller house depending on how many of us there were) and spend two weeks on the lake. It was blissful. The boys would go fishing in the early mornings (my sister and I tried it but she caught nothing but crawfish and I would end up reading instead) and we’d spend the days either on the boat or swimming in the lake. (Beware leeches if night-swimming though.)

    If you’re up for a day trip, then Mackinac Island isn’t too far by car and is an interesting place to visit. If you’re into weird roadside attractions then Mackinac Island has a variety, including The Haunted Theatre and what is apparently the World’s Longest Porch. The Man Killing Clam can be seen in Cheboygan (underwhelming according to my Mum, but kind of has to be seen). Indian River (which you can also journey to from the lake by boat) has the World’s Largest Nun Doll Museum of dubious renown, while Petoskey has the Skin Diver’s Church of dubious name. The whole area is honestly full of some weird shit. Once or twice we used to drive over to Petoskey where my Dad had a friend who owned a bar, and we’d browse the stores to see who could find the best Petoskey stone as a souvenir.

    Sorry for the essay! You said to tell you which vacation place made us happiest so I guess you can tell that Burt Lake was mine. They were golden days.

  218. Come to the East Coast and take it easy. Brigantine Beach, NJ. Yes, NJ. Brigantine is a small barrier island, 3 miles end to end. The beach is on side and the bay is on the other. I live here and love it here. Rent a private home on the beach, with a pool. We have 2 hotels, several restaurants, a grocery store, a liquor store and 2 pharmacies (just in case you need it). It’s beautiful, with beaches that aren’t crowded, are easy to get to and almost always with cool breezes. Beautiful sunrises, that I never see except in pictures, and gorgeous sunsets. Parking is easy everywhere and there’s not a lot of walking to do. It’s across the bridge from Atlantic City which can be a good or bad thing, you decide. Once in Brigantine, you will want for nothing and love everything about it. Try to avoid the North End, it can get very buggy. http://bb-nj.org

  219. Hawaii, the big island. There’s so many different kinds of stuff on one island! There’s black sand beaches with huge turtles, and lava plains, and rain forests, and coffee plantations and a huge macadamia nut plantation. There’s luaus and snorkeling, and shopping and soaking in a volcanic hot pond. When I was there Hilo looked like a town frozen in the 60’s, just adorable. The weather report every day was “82º chance of showers” And there’s a freaking Volcano! A real live active volcano that you can go look at. Best vacation ever.

  220. St. Croix, USVI. There’s not much to do there except sit in the sun or take a dip in the ocean.

  221. My best family vacation ever was to Key West. It was amazing. It took hours to drive there from the airport but it was fun to stop at all the weird Florida stops on the way. We spent a few days in a cabin at a state park called Bahia Honda where we had a manatee that lived in the bay outside our front door and we would watch the fish and baracudas every morning as we drank our coffee. We snorkled every day and it was amazing to see all the tropical fish everywhere and all the conchs walking about.

    After that we went to Key West Proper which is such a weird and wonderful place. Every year there’s an Ernest Hemingway look alike contest and some of the Ernests live there year round. There are chickens that roam the street and cats with 5 toes. They have a party for every sunset and the town is very laid back but also so full of life. There are brightly colored houses everywhere and music. It’s the kind of town where ever year for New Year’s they drop a giant high heel with a drag queen named Sushi sitting inside. They once tried to secede by firing off stale bread out of a cannon toward the mainland.

    We took a side trip to a national park called Dry Tortugas where there’s an old Civil War era fort. You can walk around the island, hang out in the fort, and/or snorkle in the coral reefs and the giant moat. It’s the most remote national park and completely worth the trip.

    The best part was going to dinner with my dad. My brother and mother hate seafood of all kinds so Dad and I went to a place right on the water. It was called the Half Shell and the motto was “eat it raw.” We ate fresh fish and conch chowder and watched the boats go by and really talked. It was perfect.

  222. Munich is great. The people are friendly, the food is good, and beer gardens are glorious. The city is flat so easily walkable and the English Gardens are a wonderful place to relax. We did a great bike tour that was easily paced with several stops, I’m WAY out of shape and had no trouble. The trains really are great and it’s easy to jump aboard to travel to other towns.

    In America I’d say Savannah, GA is a good place for an adventure. You’re almost required to sit on a porch and sip mint juleps and there are ghosts everywhere with every manner of ghost tour. I actually got felt up by a ghost there, but I can’t guarantee that result.

    Happy trails!
    @lucidlylost

  223. Thornhill Broom beach formerly Point Magu beach just north of Malibu. Camping on the sand beach falling asleep to the sound of the waves after spending the evening around a bonfire. Waking up to silence and the cool fog that comes in off the ocean. Not crowded at all as the beach is open only to campers. Lovely locations for an old fashioned snipe hunt.

  224. Ooh, I saw someone mentioned Cape Cod, we have gone to Provincetown via the fast ferry from Boston, several years in a row and it’s very relaxing. We stay at the Harbor Hotel, which is super kid friendly and has a cabana bar next to the pool. It is not in the heart of Provincetown, but we like sitting out on the deck looking out at the water and how the land curves around, and when we want to be in town, it’s an easy shuttle ride (for $2.00 per adult I think) or cab ride back there. Provincetown has TONS of great food, and there’s a beach in town. If you’re feeling adventurous, you can climb pilgrim’s tower, a monument as far as I can see that was made to say, this pilgrims who had been on a boat for weeks and weeks found this place so unlikeable they were willing to take their chances getting back on the boat and going somewhere else (plymouth rock). Also, the library has a GREAT children’s section (Hailey is probably a little too old for it), but there’s a huge boat up there which is neat to see and they have good (free) ac if you need a break from the heat :).

  225. I have always been happiest in any hellhole anywhere if I have the right people with me. In fact, one of the best nights ever was in the woods, in Indiana, in the rain, in the cold, in the dark, in leaky tents, with my besties. We managed to make coffee and it was the best coffee that ever existed. We ate stew out of cans and declared that we could not ask for anything else in the world. I can’t explain.

    So, my best happy place is a people. But I would kill to go to the House On The Rock. So try that.

  226. My favorite vacation place is the Olympic National Park in Washington. Kalaloch Lodge is old and slightly damp and right on the water and the beach is a great place to walk and watch the sunset.
    I also love Palm Springs, CA (love so much bought a place there!) Sunshine, mountains, hiking, shopping, swimming, eating, and giraffes (at the zoo). Heaven!

  227. Bok Tower Gardens. It’s in Central Florida, so not cold. Yes, there’s walking, but the paths are padded and there are shady benches and chairs everywhere, some in impromptu bamboo forrests or cabin hideaways where you can’t see the paths. The designer didn’t expect people to hike for fum, he expected them to walk until they spotted something enjoyable and then sit down and enjoy it. There are also golf carts to pick you up if needed. The last time I went, there was geocaching. There is a kids area with play stages and costumes. Also, a singing tower.

  228. My family used to rent a cabin in Gatlinburg,TN. Loved sitting on the balcony and reading while looking down at the forest. But, it was also close to a lot of tourist attractions. But mostly, I enjoyed relaxing in the cabin.

  229. Venice made me happier than any place I’ve ever been. Even more than Paris, which I love. If you haven’t been, go before it’s submerged. It does have the walking problem. It’s the shoe leather express or boats. And the boats only get you so far. May or September.

  230. Brazil was the most amazing vacation ever! We went to Foz de Iguacu, where the big water falls are. We got to go into Argentina and Paraguay as well. Best.trip.ever. Second best, Barcelona.

  231. Windjammer (ship) cruise to the West Indies and surrounding area. But you have to like being on the water and being ferried in a small boat. LOVED it!

  232. Take a train trip! I took my family on one for spring break, and we just picked a route that looked interesting and went for it (we did Chicago to Albuquerque, kind of an old Route 66 thing). The journey becomes part of the vacation that way, and it was heaven just sitting and watching the world pass. Much more comfortable than a plane. I could read, write, stare out the window, or play board games with my kids. And the train people (those on the train more than those in the stations) were very friendly. Pro tip: you can literally bring almost anything on with you. I recommend your favorite pillow and lots of snacks/drinks.

  233. In August of 2014, I spent the four best days of my life walking the streets of New York City. Might seem lame to most, but NYC is the love of my life, and at a time when I desperately needed clarity and inspiration, NYC not only gave me that but also saved/changed my life. So my advice is this…go somewhere that will ignite your soul, and make you feel like you are more alive than you have felt in forever. If that’s a sunrise and sunset, a pool and poolside bar, or a cabin in the woods, then that is where you must go. Wishing you healing and sending you so much love, Jenny! xo

  234. Stockholm, Sweden…some of the most beautiful nature scenery, awesome public transportation to take you anywhere. 23,000(yep, that’s 23k!!) islands in the archipelago and you can get there by gorgeous old wood and steel ferries that serve sandwiches piled high with tiny briny North Sea shrimp. The islands are granite worn smooth by glaciers tens of thousands of years ago and now covered with mosses, ferns and pines and wild blueberry & lingonberry bushes…the smell is like inhaling the ur-forest, the water that sparkles and glitters, the people all speak English and are lovely…go, just go.

  235. Lots of walking, but the ultimate place for me is Venice. It’s breathtaking, out of this world, and full of history.

  237. Stanford Inn in Mendocino, CA – nice rooms, private balconies, view of sea, fireplace in room, wonderful healthy decadent food, massages, full bar, and a warm pool inside a greenhouse. It really is a great place to rest and recover and be pampered. Been there 4 times, I am planning my next trip soon.

  238. Best Vacation as a child: 1969 – Daddy rented an RV and we drove through the South for two weeks. Stopped at amazing places, did not have to bother about checking in and out of hotels, relaxed in the RV when not exploring a new place. We still talk about that trip! Second is Inn of the Mountain Gods in Ruidoso, NM. Great place.

  239. Our favorite family vacation, hands down, was to Yellowstone. It beats out Mexico, Jamaica and even Alaska. It’s a magical place where your cares and troubles melt away into the vast beauty and awe of this wholy remarkable and original state park. You can walk a lot, or drive a lot and walk a little. You can camp or hotel it. You can use a guide or explore on your own. You’ll never forget the things you see and do there. Have a WONDERFUL trip, wherever you go.

  240. Or come visit Canada! Ottawa is just beautiful this time of year, and no walking required!!!

  241. My happy place is at a little resort called Trout House Village Resort on Lake George in the Adirondacks. It’s a short drive north of the tourist-y town of Lake George in Hague, NY. The place has fully equipped “cabins” (they’re really more like apartments) complete with dishwasher, refrigerator, gas grill, porch overlooking the lake, etc. They have their own private beach on the lake fully equipped with beach chairs, kayaks, canoes, peddleboats, rowboats, and a dock for fishing. They have bikes (don’t bother, you’re on a mountain!), a basketball net, shuffleboard (surprisingly fun), and a putting green. And ALL of this is included with your reservation! Bonus: there is always a dog at the front office. In Lake George (and surrounding areas) there are two Revolutionary War forts (I’m a history buff but even my less inclined husband enjoyed them), a wax museum, an arcade, tons of weird little shops, horseback trail riding, and a ton that I’m sure I’m forgetting. You are also within a short drive to Lake Placid (home of the “Miracle” winter Olympics and the Great Adirondack Steak & Seafood Company (they dare you to eat their 40 oz prime rib and put those who can on a wall of fame), Vermont (where you can visit the Ben & Jerry’s factory!), and even Boston, MA can be a (long) day trip! I went with my family as a kid in one of their more basic cabins and then took my husband to one of the newer luxury cabins for our honeymoon. They are family-owned and operated, and they are just wonderful people who run the resort. It’s just so easy to fall in love with this quiet lake and beautiful scenery, it’s hard to go home. I often dream of going back instead of going to work.

  242. The Fringe Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland was one of the best times I’ve ever had. There are thousands of performances, some on a ticket basis, some where the performer accepts tips, and others on the streets for free. The population of the city doubles for the month of August, and there are people every corner of the world, I highly recommend it.

  243. We just got back from Norfolk, Virginia and the beaches. Baking ourselves on the beach for a couple days was wonderful. There are alot of beaches that are hidden amd quiet. You just need to do a little online sleuthing and you’ll find them. The sun made my muscles relax and my arthritis felt better too. Take sunscreen and an umbrella for shade for when the sun gets too much.

  244. I have fibromyalgia- this limits me. So for our honeymoon, we stayed at an all-inclusive resort in Cancun, Mexico. Never had to pick up our wallets. We were just off the beach and the pool was right outside our door. There were six restaurants (and a cigar shop) to choose from, lots of in-resort entertainment, and fruity, alcoholic beverages for days. I could even order strawberry daiquiris from the hammock on our back patio. One day we got our asses out to see Chichen Itza and it was totally worth it. The next day it was easy to sit around on my ass recovering from our excursion. Oh- and it was so wonderfully warm, but the breezes from the ocean kept it from being unbearable. As far as vacations for the falling apart go, I give it two sore thumbs up! 👍🏻 👍🏻

  245. Loved Santa Fe, NM. Been there a couple of times and there are so many beautiful things to see there. The kiddo could probably get in some good horseback riding too. And nearby, there is El Santuario de Chimayo Historic Site. It’s known as the Lourdes of America and their dirt is said to have healing powers. Now, I can’t offer a miracle testimonial, but I love the charm and the stories.

  246. Victoria British Columbia. Stay at the Empress. Go to Bouchard Gardens and whale watching. Of all the places I’ve been, it’s always been the best.

  247. I went to LA for a business thing. I ended up at hotel right by the Santa Monica pier. I walked up and down that beach for hours in the morning and evening. It was in April, so not a huge lot of people. If I’ve ever had a Zen moment, it was then. I also really like Austin, TX. Just all the fun and funky stuff to see, and the donuts. Oh, the donuts.

  248. Costa Rica’s not a bad idea at all. It’s absolutely beautiful, and SLOTH SANCTUARY. That has BABY SLOTHS. I’ve been to Costa Rica, but not the sloth sanctuary and I desperately want to go.

  249. Happiest vacations were Hawaii and London/Paris.

    But come to LA. We have a real life Tardis, zoo, amusement parks, museums, Huntington Library & Gardens, Mdm Tussaud’s, Ripley’s, comedy clubs, train museum, studio tours and The Habit-best burger around.

  250. We are in Kauai right now. Super green, waterfalls and beaches everywhere. Consistent temp of about 87. Roosters, chickens, and chicks all over. We spent three days snorkeling, took a boat trip to the Na Pali Coast, went out on ATVs, and did some major downtime. It’s not crazy busy, either. Some small shops and restaurants. Highly recommend.

  252. I have to second post 18. Grand Junction, CO is amazing. I was born there and lived there until I was 16. I love it so much and try to get back as often as I can. There are wineries, breweries, and the most wonderful vodka distillery. It is right next to the Colorado River; there is water everywhere! They have revitalized the downtown area. I miss it so much.

  253. Oregon coast. Cheese. Ice cream. Shells. Not very many people cuz the water’s cold. Walking or not, as you wish.

  255. North Shore of Oahu – specifically Turtle Bay Resort. Everyone thinks of Waikiki for Oahu, but the north shore is super laid back. There’s restaurants, a calm bay, sea turtles, dolphins, monk seals, etc. It’s a short drive to food trucks, shops, even more beaches, and the BEST chocolate haupia pie in the world. We went through North Shore Shark Adventures to go cage snorkeling with sharks. Great fun!

  256. Portland Maine just got back and it was not too hot or too cold. Fun little shops and yummy places to eat.

  258. I would like to invite you to visit us in Sarasota, home of the World’s #1 Beach; Siesta Key Beach. Relax in idyllic quartz powder sand, enjoy a day at Mote Marine Research Aquarium or Ringling Museum of fine arts. Sample our foodie scene, hundreds of independently owned restaurants both cultural and world class. Water sport instruction and rental like sea kayaking, skiing, parasailing, snorkeling, paddle-boarding, aqua cycling. Go on a Rum tour. Take an afternoon sea cruse.

    Use a shit ton of sun screen.

    Stalk Stephen King, Jerry Springer, or Jane Lynch. (Okay, maybe not, but if you -do-, don’t blame me.)

  259. Cannon Beach, Oregon. Gorgeous beaches, cute town, beautiful tide pools, not too crowded or touristy and not hot! My 7 year old said it was a better vacation that Disney World!

  260. Ooh, Michigan really is fantastic. I lived on the west coast until I was 26. Grand haven and holland are on Lake Michigan south, traverse city and northern cities are incredible and peaceful. Lots of swimmable beaches.

  261. Maine. So restful. Get away from the coast and into the mountains. Less people = less stress. If I didn’t have a tenant in my cabin, I’d offer it to you and your lovely family.

  263. I absolutely loved Yellowstone National Park! You drive around the park to get to the various viewing stations and then get out for as much walking as you feel like to see the sulphur pools, geysers, bison, elk, bears, waterfalls. . .

  264. Flint Hills of Kansas. Tall Grass Prairie National Monument, Cottonwood Falls, Matfield Green, You can stay in an historic hotel or Air B&B. Lots of open spaces, history, old cemeteries! Peace & quiet and a giant chicken at the Cassoday Kansas gas station!!!!

  265. Smoky Mountains in Gatlinburg / Pigeon Forge, TN were INCREDIBLE! We rented a cabin that the back porch was a view in the Smokies and there was a hot tub right there on the back porch. Then there’s a bunch of stores / restaurants / dinner shows etc in the towns

  267. Deka Lake, BC, Canada. There are several b&b’s that are actually just people’s houses (I think ours was called Cedar Tree Inn? Cedar Bear Inn? Cedar something, for sure). The scenery is amazing to walk or drive through; this time of year it’s fairly warm (70s to low 80s); there’s practically no humidity (which helps my arthritis); and you can rent boats/jetskis or get water-skiing lessons on the lake itself. I just went tubing (the fast version, behind a boat) with my cousin, because we’re wimps, but I will never forget the sight of my 50-year-old father trying to show off the moves he hadn’t tried in decades… only for my uncle to angle the boat perfectly to make Dad lose his balance and take a header right in front of my mom.

  268. Somewhere you can sit on a beach with an umbrella (no sunburn) without a huge crowd of people around you. Someone mentioned the Outer Banks in North Carolina. I’ll join you if you go. I could use a week without children, husband, and dishes:)

  269. I just scrolled all the way down to agree with the first comment. Costa rica, especially the Caribbean side,is the most relaxing place I have ever been. Not sweltering hot, nice breeze at night, great food, incredibly nice people.

    And,as much as I would love for you to come to California, it is brutally hot right now and probably will be all summer. Even the northern and central coastal towns,that are,usually lovely in the spring and summer, are horrible. And it’s shaping up to be a bad fire season as well.

  270. I would be scared shitless to leave the country if your immune system is vulnerable. How about a trip to Chicago? There are wonderful things to see there and it’s easy to get around AND best of all Woolley Mammoth Antiques is there. Check them out on the Facebooks!

  271. Ojo Caliente, New Mexico (hot springs – relaxation– a chance to chill and explore nearby sites like Taos Pueblo, if inspired!)

  272. Well, we live in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, so you likely don’t want to come here.

    Our best vacation we drove down the east side of Washington, across the top of Oregon, along the Columbia River. We then drove to the coast and followed it all the way down to San Francisco. We detoured to visit family but then went to LA: Hollywood and Disneyland mostly.

  273. We went to Oahu with a side trip to the Big Island to see the volcano one time. Otherwise, summers were spent at my grandmother’s house in Western Massachusetts near Amherst, with day trips to just about anywhere in New England.

  274. My favourite holiday destination was Stockholm. We went for a long weekend there at the end of August a few years ago and totally fell in love with it. It was beautiful and clean and the people were so friendly. It was also quite warm. There’s a fair amount of walking to do so not best for you right now but I highly recommend it

  276. I have difficulty walking with a condition called Dystonia I need propping up and look a little strange. My husband took me to Rome and the kindness I came across was amazing. Even when I thought I’d die in the Vatican and lay on the floor the staff were wonderful. Everyone sent me to the front of the queues. The police are the most handsome in the world and the wine is good too. Transport is excellent and I can recommend a great hotel. I also made a friend for life at a. Bar when he said “Look – it’s the English Woman”. Go to Rome!!

  277. I realize this might be too far for you, but Australia stands out as one of the best vacations of my life. Interesting and unique wildlife, amazing landscapes and people warm and hospitable as they come.
    Realizing your limitations, maybe a cruise to Alaska? It would definitely be cooler than Mexico or California, but still warm and the landscape is inspiring. With a cruise, you’d get the view without having to hike, and of course, there’s a 4 star restaurant on board. You could do as much or as little as you like.

  278. Coeur ď’Alene, ID. We gave tons of lakes and rivers. So many antique stores down town and a theme park (Silverwood) just 30 minute’s up the highway.

  279. I think the US Virgin Islands would be perfect for you. The weather is always warm and if you stay at an all inclusive resort you won’t even have to leave the site, if you don’t want to. The hotel we stayed at had a pool and a private beach. All food and drinks (even alcoholic drinks) were included. We stayed on St. Thomas but also took a ferry to St. John and went to Trunk Bay which is gorgeous! They have an underwater snorkeling trail that was amazing.

  280. I’m writing this while at Hilton Head Island. It’s beautiful, but there is a noisy, rude girl in the resort pool. Thank goodness for earphones. The ocean is amazing, of course, but I got stung by a jellyfish yesterday.

    I like an all-inclusive much better. My favorite one was in Jamaica. Good luck!

  282. New Zealand. North island is spectacular, requires at least 14 days. But go during their summer in January. Do it for reals!

  283. If you want to stay close to home (i.e. in Texas), I had a great time on a family vacation in Wimberley, Texas. I was a teen at the time (which means it was many years ago) so I might be mis-remembering/romanticizing a bit. We rented a house right on the river and could just walk down and plop ourselves and our tube in the river and chill. Lots of relaxing and reading and hammocking by the river. The town also has a swimming hole, art galleries, an outdoor movie theater, a bonsai exhibit, and all kinds of cool little shops.
    My father-in-law found this cool place: http://www.hillcountrysinya.com/. No clue how much it is or if it’s as awesome as its pictures look.

  284. San Juan Island in Washington state. You can sit at a national park on the west side of the island and watch wild orcas swim. It’s the most magical, amazing, relaxing place I have ever been.

  285. Santa Fe, NM – beautiful with a lot to see in the area that all of you will enjoy. In particular – Ten Thousand Waves Spa. Amazing!

  286. Best Friends Animal Sanctuary in Kanab, Utah. A huge rescue organization in the middle of a canyon.
    http://bestfriends.org/sanctuary

    Also, right up the road is Moqui Cave, which is a weird/neat little museum in a cave with a bunch of Native American artifacts and a lot of Mormon history, too.

  287. Fly to Hamburg. In Hamburg, visit the harbour. It’s pretty cool. Drive up to Cuxhaven. Take the ferry across the Elbe to Brunsbuttel. It’s about $50 for a car crossing, but is an amazing journey.

    Drive from Brunsbuttel into Denmark. Driving on the E20 bridge (Strebaeltsbroen) towards Copenhagen was breathtaking. Your can tour the bridge. It was cool.

  289. Yosemite is beautiful even if you can’t do a ton of hiking. Staying on the Valley floor and either driving out to picturesque views or doing a short walk to them is easy/beautiful/serene, and it would be nice and warm in the summer! (plus, sometimes you get waterfalls)!

  290. Wow, that’s a lot of input from everyone. A cruise would be good for you. The ship takes you to all the places and you can just sun yourself on the deck in between. You don’t have to leave the ship or take a tour or do anything that’s strenuous. You can eat when you like, drink ALL THE TIME, sleep when you like and someone cleans the room for you. You can gamble, read a book, see a show, get a spa treatment or two. Your husband and daughter can do their own thing and they’ll still be on the ship somewhere.

  291. Oregon Coast. It is beautiful like nothing you have ever seen. Summertime means that it isn’t too cold nor too hot. You can walk a lot or sit and enjoy the view. If you rent a house for a week or weekend, they usually have large windows that allow you to see to the edge of the world.

  292. Camden, Maine. Beautiful town, beautiful weather. You can get on schooners and sail Penobscot Bay. Best six-day vacation ever for the money, and sleeping to the sound of waves against the hull is just stellar. The Maine Windjammer Association is the place to start.

  293. My favorite family trips are when we rent a house to stay in, especially when I’m feeling highly introverty! AirBNB and VRBO are wonderful. Since you’re in Texas there are some fantastic places in Fredericksburg that would be pretty easy for you to get, or something on the Coast if you like the beach. I just love that we can buy our groceries and keep to ourselves if we’re not feeling up to going out, and a lot of places also have restaurants you can walk to so if you’re feeling up to that you’ve got options. OR… if you’re feeling up to nothing you can always call in or order online for delivery to minimize human contact 🙂 We just bring games and have fun relaxing with only the family around.

  294. Monkey tour Costs Rica Fly out of Houston to Iberia airport cheap and fun, you stay off esthe zip line but inner tubing down a nice river, soak in a natural warm spring, walking horseback ride, boat trip up a river with lots of animals , see monkeys, scarlet macaws, go to cloud forest but you stay off sky tram and suspended bridge – breakfast, hotel ending at a beach resort with a kayak paddle to a little island included for around $1000 a person. At the resort we bought chocolate smelling exfoliating massages 2 for 1 price and wandered the nice beach days and night. And a swim up snack/ drink bar. You just by plane fare, some lunches and dinners. Food great but a tad pricey. And don’t miss the big sign that says “condoms for rent.” No Spanish needed

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  295. Just came home from Chicago, and it was AMAZING!! So many parks, outdoor art installations, free zoos, concerts, all the colors and flowers and public gardens, then there’s the museums! The Field Museum has this epic exhibits on the history of tattoos and a deep look into all their specimens – you guys would LOVE it! Oh, and the beer and food ain’t bad;)

  296. My happiest of happy places is the John C. Campbell Folk School in Brasstown, NC (www.folkschool.org). Up in the mountains of western NC, JCCFS is hippie camp for people who want to make stuff, eat good food, and have hot showers. Although there are 150 or so people there every week, it’s not too people-y for those of us who do not enjoy that sort of thing because a) the people are 99% awesome; b) you’re busy making something and don’t have to look at them; and c) you can go to your room whenever you want. I’ll be there next week, weaving.

  298. Come here! Calgary, Alberta, Canada! You won’t have to walk far because I can’t walk far. AND we’ll take you to Radium Hot Springs so you can soak your weary bones. There are so many beautiful places in North America, I’m sure you can find the perfect place to vacation. I hope you feel better soon.

  299. ICELAND. In the summer it’s not terribly cold and it’s a delightfully weird country. There’s less than 400,000 people there and most of them live in the capital. Icelanders are fiercely protective of their culture, to the point that they have an official government committee that approves all the names for new babies each year. Also, it’s naturally beautiful and you can see so many things in one trip- glaciers, waterfalls, geysers, and more. I could go on, but it’s a seriously cool place. And as a poster above said, there are hidden geothermal hot springs everywhere, which feel great on swollen joints!

  300. My two favorite vacations have been San Antonio, Texas and Fort Collins, CO. You’ve probably been to San Antonio eleventy billion times, but we used it as a jumping off point to go to Enchanted Rock, Fredericksburg, etc. And Colorado as a whole is just a wondrous place. The humidity is insanely low, too, which should help arthritis flare-ups, I think!

  301. WTH? It didn’t take my comment! You can come here! To Calgary, Alberta, Canada! You won’t have to walk far because I can’t walk far AND I’ll take you to Radium Hot Springs so you can soak your weary bones. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect place to vacation. Hope you feel better soon. :o)

  302. Anywhere in Washington state is amazing. Downtown Seattle you can sightsee on the double-decker buses, or you can rent a car and take some of the most amazing drives of your life. Leavenworth is fun, the Coulee Dam is amazing, and they provide transportation for folks who do not wish to walk. There are lovely wild beaches and lakes, and you can drive a car on most of the trails at Mount Baker. My home state, South Carolina, has lovely beaches. Charleston, Mount Pleasant, Beaufort, Kiawah Island and more. And you don’t have to walk there – just get yourself a beach chair and ENJOY!

  303. Banff and Jasper, Alberta, Canada. It’s crowded in the summer, though. Don’t know if you can swing a family trip in September but that was our favorite time to go. Tourists gone, weather still warm. You’ll see glaciers, mountains and lakes that are colors you’ve never seen in the Hill country. It’s a pretty sure bet you’ll see elk right from your car, but you may get lucky and see a bear, too. We’ve seen mama bears and her cubs, we’ve seen brown bears and grizzlies and we even saw a bear at the top of a tree, eating leaves. You never know what you’ll see. I love it there. You can even rent a cabin instead of getting a hotel room. You don’t have to walk a lot. Go to Lake Louise and enjoy an adult beverage in Chateau Lake Louise, while you look at the lake. Oh! I just remembered the Chateau (it’s just a hotel) has a canine ambassador. This big, beautiful lab roams the halls. Gotta love Canada. Some pix on my blog:
    http://a-caryling.blogspot.com/2012/10/east-meets-west.html

  304. Go on a cruise. You can people as much as you want, or hide in your room. It’s warm and you can visit multiple places without having to unpack more than once.

  305. Come to the Big Island of Hawaii and bask in the sun (or shade) at one of our beautiful resorts on the Kohala Coast. Great food, great beverages, great people. Hubby and daughter can do all the tours while you go to the spa and get pampered.

  306. Norway. Riding alongside a fjord listening to Grieg. With my mom. Just the best.

  308. I concur with Costa Rica. The Pacific side in Manuel Antonio. It’s beautiful, relaxing and you can walk if you want to or you just can lay around and watch the monkeys from your hammock (best if you don’t have food in your hand. Just sayin’). Or, Michigan. I also vote the UP of Michigan in the summer, Munising, Marquette, etc.

  309. Salem, Mass. warm in the summer. Coolest vibe, cool bookshops and little shops. History galore. Love it.

  310. Go to “The Pasea” hotel in Huntington Beach if you’re coming to California. It’s so very Zen. If you want to get away, I recommend Puerto Rico. Lastly, the Carillion in Miami should rejuvenate you. Get well soon.

  311. I tell people where to go all day. None of them seem to appreciate it.

  312. There are a lot of great suggestions here already! My 3 favorite happy places – when I’m not hanging out with my kitties – are the Grand Canyon, Kauai or any of the Hawaiian Islands, and Negril, Jamaica. Somehow, I don’t think a long airplane ride would be the best for you right now, so taking a drive to AZ would be amazing. The heat and dryness of AZ might feel good to you – just pack some oven mitts to open your car doors while visiting the surface of the sun. The peace that I feel while looking into the canyon is surreal and it feels like home. I can find a rock ledge to hang out on for hours and just watch the birds fly over. Plus, there are tons of squirrels you can make friends with – just don’t feed them… or stuff them. 😉

  314. We just got back from Bear Lake. It is located on the border between Utah and Idaho. Perfect temps, beautiful water, and raspberry shakes. I highly suggest going!

  315. My favorite place on Earth is the Oregon Coast. Further south is less touristy. Going to retire in the village of Yachats (yah-hots) but anywhere is nice. Temperate climate, not too hot or too cold and the ocean scenery can’t be beat.

  316. I’m probably boring but my favorite vacation place is home. We stay home, binge watch TV shows we haven’t gotten to see, order take out and now and then visit the Greater Wynnewood Animal Sanctuary which is a couple hours north of us.

  317. I second House on the Rock if you are a fan of American Gods and like weird things, plus there is Frank Lloyd Wright’s Taliesin, American Players Theater, and the Wisconsin River (swimming, paddling, or tubing) right there. The SW corner of Wisconsin is called the driftless area because the glaciers didn’t flatten it out the rest of the state. There are camping, airbnb, hotel/motel options. And it’s close to Madison, which is the best place to live on the planet…come visit!

  318. Given your criteria, I’m going to suggest (as others have) San Diego. Besides California fighting the good fight on climate change and LGBT rights, San Diego weather is amazing and you could stay at the Hotel Del Coronado (https://hoteldel.com/). Ask to stay in the haunted room–I think it is 3327. Beautiful old hotel, watch or rewatch Some Like it Hot (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053291/) before you go–lots of scenes from there. Have dinner at Roy’s. Go to the zoo. Sit on the beach and read. Enjoy!

  319. Wrightsville Beach, NC. My happy place. Calm, serene – the perfect beach town.

  320. Every summer for 8 years my granddaughter and I went on a road trip to Pismo Beach CA. We always stayed at “The Cove at Pismo” on Price Street. It is a two story motel built on the cliff of the ocean. We always got a second floor as the building was on the cliff, barking lot on second floir. Every room on second floor has a balcony overlooking the ocean, including binoculars! Dolphins and sea otters play in the ocean practically right beneath you. Waves crash on rocks just outside your balcony. Have massages and facials available. Is set away from other motels, very peaceful. Last year my Grandaughter was married there!

  321. Destin FL for Fall Break in October with our 13 yo daughter and a friend of hers. Our plans included laying on the beach, relaxing, napping, reading, watching movies, and eating. I have never in my life been more relaxed or had a better time. It was marvelous, heaven on earth, and I want to live there. But I also understand it’s far busier in the summer months, so I probably wouldn’t like it so much then.

  322. St. Croix is amazing, and it’s not too far to fly there via Miami. Also, no passports required!

  323. Montana, it has views that can’t be beat! Glacier National Park is totally awesome! Flathead Lake is outstanding!!

  325. I’ve never been in America at all. I am in Austria now and it has breathtaking mountains and a lot of walk. When i was still taking med for TB though i didn’t remember i went anywhere, but after that i took a rehabilitation program in beautiful mountains surrounding which in other words is a wellness holiday with integrated therapies and delicious foods.

  326. Florida Gulf coast is great, especially if you can find a spot that’s not too developed. I’ve always wanted to go dig for diamonds in Arkansas and there are some awesome lakes there too, like Greer’s Ferry. Go to the North Carolina beaches, maybe one of the islands. San Antonio TX. Santa Fe NM.

  327. I’m laughing at how many people suggested the House on the Rock, because it’s such an odd venue. But it’s so you! https://www.thehouseontherock.com/HOTR_Attraction_PhotoGallery.htm
    And in the same area there’s also an awesome outdoor Shakespeare Theater (https://americanplayers.org/), Frank Lloyd Wright’s Taliesin, and this really bizarre grotto thing (https://www.dickeyvillegrotto.com/). I never thought I’d recommend Madison, WI as a vacation destination, but you could have an amazing adventure

  328. St. John USVI, St. Lucia, Bermuda (warm May – October), Coronado, CA-island just off San Diego. All are incredible! You can’t go wrong with any of them!

  329. I was gong to say Northern Michigan, and it looks like some other people have suggested it too. In the summer, it is warm to hot during the day, and it can cool down to jacket-wearing weather at night. Try Mackinaw Island and Mackinaw City. Old forts, little shops, FUDGE, Clydesdales everywhere, and surround by the beautiful blue water. You also cannot go wrong with any part of the UP if you’re looking for beauty and serenity.

  330. The national parks in the Canadian Rockies are amazing (if very expensive to get to and stay in). Although there are plenty of rugged 8+ hour hikes, there are also amazing things to see from the roadside or a short walk from the parking lot. 25 years ago my wife and I honeymooned there, and she blew out her knee on a long hike the second day. We still saw amazing sites limping along for the next 6 days, and loved it so much we are going back for our 25th anniversary this summer.

  331. Pawley’s Island, SC. Although it’s plenty hot and humid this time of year!!

  332. Sitting around a quiet lake with pitchers of margaritas. Any lake will do. Keep the margaritas flowing. The most exercise you’ll have is lifting the glass to drink.

  333. Northern California, Sonoma County. Ocean, rocky beaches, redwood forests, vineyards, never too hot or too cold, beautiful! One of my favorite places in the world.

  334. Emerald Isle, North Carolina. Beautiful, peaceful, and not nearly as crowded as most beaches. Because of the island’s geographical orientation, you can sit on a covered deck all day and never get direct sun unless you choose to be out in it. Get an oceanfront house and the beach is right there. Plus, it’s a sea turtle refuge. Plus, plus there’s a terrific state aquarium just up the road.

  335. Paris. I went for the 1st time in February with next to no money and my own rheumatoid arthritis. Most places I go I get intimidated at first and then get comfortable and learn to love them. Paris was simply “wow” from looking out the window on the bus in from the airport. Beautiful city, great culture and everyone was helpful and kind (just apologize for not speaking French if you don’t). Walked 10 – 12 hours each day with my cane and almost didn’t care how much my feet hurt. You have to look out for anti-inflammatory food but you can find it. I recommend the gluten-free raisin bread sold at Monoprix.

  339. Monterey Bay is one of the most relaxing places I’ve been to, every time. I always want to move there whenever I go. The aquarium has the best otters and lots of sea lions orking it up all over the city. The neighboring town, Carmel, is so darling.

    Santa Fe is pretty great, too, with an amazing art community and lots of cool nearby parks if you’re feeling up to walking, or nice drives if you aren’t. Plus, some areas have wild horses that are fun to see.

  340. A cruise. Best time I ever had and there was food everywhere plus lots to do. I went to Alaska but you can go anywhere.

  341. Given your love of things haunted, Arizona, New Mexico, or Utah? A Caribbean cruise?

  342. Key West! We went there last year as part of a cruise and it was just lovely. The cruise also went to Turks and Caicos, which was fantastic!

  343. We spent my daughters 21st birthday at an all inclusive resort in Puerto Plata in the Dominican Republic. I have a bad hip (getting it replaced Wednesday) and it was perfect. Right on the beach, pools, activities, food and drinks. LOVE IT and she still talks to the resort staff on Whats app. (her bday was October)

  344. I love Vancouver B.C.- there is the Capilano Suspension Bridge to walk around. (can’t remember if you have a fear of heights). They also have a fun tree house adventure- basically a bunch of bridges in the trees. Oh and the cliff walk is fun… but again- heights. I also LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Victoria B.C. but darn it- it’s a walk-able city. We do the guided Ghostly Walks- they are fabulous. Craigdarrich Castle is beautiful and interesting history. There’s also Butchart Gardens. China Town (they filmed “Bird on a Wire” scene) lol um… Tons of haunted history there. I think I have a thing for ghost walks. We love the Hop on/ Hop off bus tours- minimizes a lot of walking. If you fly into Seattle- then take the ferry up. Lovely trip. Not sure it fits the little walking and what I think is hot for the PNW, might be to cold for a Texan. lol Other than that- my favorite place is San Diego (for the ghost walks in Old Town AND the Rubicon Deli) lol If you want a fun place to chill- Astoria Oregon was also fun. (also where Goonies was filmed) 😀 Depends on if you like boring history like the Flavel House. So apparently I like enjoy boring historic homes. lol

  345. DISNEYWORLD!

    We are a family compiled of autoimmune disease, anxiety disorders and dietary restrictions. Oh, and occasionally needing of the emergency care. Disney fit all of our safety requirements, provided excellent mobility and dietary needs, and was all around perfect!

  346. My absolute favorite place to be was with my grandparents in ‘Amish Land’. It’s Holmes County Ohio. Berlin, Sugercreek, (Worlds largest cookoo clock), Charm. That whole area. We went every year till I was 14. It’s will always hold dear in my heart.

  347. Come see Baltimore. It’s quirky, oddball and has a unique charm all by itself. Visionary Arts Museum, Dragon Paddle Boats, Weird performance art at the harbor, lots of free playgrounds, splashpads, etc. National Acquarium (touristy but still cool), Ghost walks, great bars with weird locals who will gladly talk with you and so much more. Just don’t leave a scooter out by itself – it will get stolen.

  348. From a displaced Texas gal who has traveled all over, my most recent U.S. favorite place is the Monterey Bay, CA area. The whale watching is outstanding out of Moss Landing (use Sanctuary Cruises). Visit the aquarium. The Steinbeck Center. Carmel By the Sea. Wine tasting. Big Sur. (Check on road conditions because of gigantic land slide near Big Sur.)
    Stay cheap(er) or expensive. Travel up the coast to SF or not. Watch the insane surfers on many cool (truly) beaches. Visit the boardwalk in Santa Cruz. Come back rejoicing that Texas is so uncrowded compared to CA. Even Houston traffic seems tame by comparison.

  349. I loved London. We walked a lot but you could probably do it with less. Also I hear Scotland and Ireland are beautiful and can be enjoyed by just sitting around and enjoying the scenery.

  351. Southern France. Paddle down a lazy river in the sunshine, sit on a beach, see roman ruins or ancient cave art, check out cool museums, drink wine, eat duck (both things I think you are allowed) all things that can be done with a minimum of walking…. Can’t beat it.

  352. The Snæfellsness peninsula in Iceland. I’ve never seen a more surreal, gorgeous, or mysterious landscape in my entire life. Cliffs, mountains, the coast, rocky black beaches, glaciers, moss-covered lava fields, seals, seabirds, mists……I have never felt more at peace or more connected to this earth than I did when I was there. But it is pretty cold and does require a decent amount of walking, so maybe for your next vacation.

  353. Port Aransas. It’s close, not touristy, they have a turtle rescue.

  354. We’re doing a kitschy tour of Wisconsin next week: A little Switzerland, a cave, a troll town, a cheese factory, a winery and distillery, a water park and a whole lot of trees.

  355. In reading all of the suggestions, I noticed a theme. Many of the best ideas (IMHO) are versions of “stay-cations”. One unpacking of the suitcase. Somehow, America seems to think that we have to pack as much activity and excitement and acomplisments into our vacations as we can. We arrive back home and need a vacation from our vacation. We should be trying to relax. No pressure to “do”. Instead, SIT. You can sit in a LOT of different places. On the beach, by a pool, on a hotel balcony, in a fabulous hotel lobby, in a bar, in your own backyard. A good book, a sketchbook, something to drink, and you’ll be set for hours! The best place for you will be somewhere where you can sit and you can “shoo” Victor and your daughter off on little day excursions. Be sure to have something for your daughter to do. She is still too young for the just sitting, at the very least a body of water for her to bob around in will keep her busy. Throw in a few little strolls for yourself, a few wonderful meals, time to spend together with those you love and no matter where you go, it will be the best vacation ever.

  356. The mountains just above Santa Cruz, CA. Alas the haunted Brookdale Lodge where we stayed is (deservedly, it was kind of a dump :}) closed now, but it’s utterly beautiful and peaceful up there, and Santa Cruz is a wonderfully quirky town with a gorgeous beach if you’re into that. Easy to get to Monterey (love the Aquarium!) and SF, and hopefully they’ll be able to reopen the PCH to Big Sur soon because that’s the single-most beautiful drive I have ever done, and I travel for a living.

  358. Creede Colorado. Currently 67 degrees, no phone service, world class theater great food and nearly 3 million acres of your public lands.

  359. I second the Prince Edward Island recommendation. Peaceful and gorgeous. If you want to take walks, there are lots of nice short ones, both by the ocean and in the woods. Visiting Lucy Maud Montgomery’s house(s) is fun (though I would stay away from the manufactured Avonlea). And the Prince Edward Island Preserves Company makes some of the best jam my wife and I have ever had (we especially recommend the raspberry-champagne ). In the neighborhood, driving the Cape Breton coast is lovely, the Dancing Goat bakery (also Cape Breton) is outstanding (notice a theme?), and Halifax is fun to explore–good restaurants too.

  360. Anywhere along the Florida Gulf Coast but especially along Highway 30A. Seaside, FL or Rosemary Beach, FL

  361. Ko Lanta, Thailand.
    Lovely people, delicious food and wonderful weather.

  362. Three best vacations:
    1. Disney cruise. So much better than a regular cruise and not as cheesy as you might fear. Good quality food, excellent entertainment. And the ability to hide in your room at a moment’s notice without slowing your companions down. And room service is free.
    2. Moab, Utah. This might be too much walking for you, but you asked… We stuck to 1- and 2-mile hikes in Arches and Canyonlands. Stunning. We had an air-conditioned car with a cooler full of ice and snacks in the back. So wonderful.
    3. An all-inclusive resort in Mexico, near Playa del Carmen. I don’t think it matters which resort, as long as it’s all inclusive. It takes all the stress away. No planning. Just go with what you want to do at the moment.
    I hope you’ll tell us what you choose!

  363. You touched on one of my favorite subjects, travel! You’ve already gotten some great advice, so I’ll go further off the beaten path:

    Galapagos Islands, Ecuador: Abundant wildlife, cool lizards, animals that are not afraid of humans! Terrific snorkeling as well. A nature-lover’s paradise. Peru to the south is also wonderful; Machu Picchu is definitely worthwhile and the Andes Mountains are spectacular.
    African wildlife viewing safari! Best experience of my life, hence I’ve returned again and again. If you love wildlife, there’s nothing else like it. You’ll never want to go to a zoo again after safari, and as long as you can get in and out of the safari vehicle, major walking / hiking isn’t required (unless you want to hike to see chimpanzees, gorillas, and similar – which is also amazing)!
    Anywhere in Europe: There’s so much history, culture and scenery wherever you go. Pick a country and a couple of places and you really can’t go wrong.
    Takes a while to get there, but there are cool places to see in Asia: I loved Bangkok, Thailand and India is also fascinating.
    Costa Rica – definitely! You’d love the Sloth Sanctuary! I went a few years ago and it was so much fun! Love Costa Rica so much that my family has a condo there. We would be happy to host you and your family / friends if CR is in your future, Jenny!

  364. If you want just gorgeous scenery, Utah is probably the prettiest state I’ve ever been to and it has gorgeous drives as well as hikes if you are ever having a good day and want to walk. Also it’s home to one of the biggest cults in America so it’s super chock full of weird people.

  365. Hilton Head Island , South Carolina
    Nice wide beachs for sitting and relaxing. Great restaurants, tennis, golf, miles of bike paths.

  366. The Jersey Shore, if it doesn’t catch fire or blow away this year. Seaside Heights: sausage and peppers (pronounced “zauseej”), smell of creosote, sound of pinball machines, classic honky tonk with sea spray in the air. Long Beach Island: Peaceful, idyllic, fun (recommend Harvey Cedars). Cape May: classic Victorian beach houses, excellent dining, tours galore. There’s something for everyone. Badabing.

  367. Come to Canada!!!!!! Your dollar is worth an amazing amount of money right now. No it is not snowing! Over the next couple of months the weather should be in the 70’s to 80’s…….I am biased about western Canada because I live there and can drive to the Rockies. But to be honest Canada is fucking beautiful wherever you go……east coast, west coast and everything in-between. All you have to do is choose, sea, mountains, wild prairie, foothills (as in rolling hills)….and if you choose west, let me know. You are a beacon in a sometimes (often) grim world.

  369. The underwater museum in Cancun. It is beautiful and oddly eerie at the same time. ( you can snorkel, free dive or scuba dive there) The sand is white as snow and cool even in the sun. The water is the most beautiful turquoise. Definitely one of my happy places. We stayed at the Fiesta Americana grand coral beach Hotel. Wonderful in every way.

  370. It’s so hard to pick, but here are my top 3 favorites: 1) Kauai because it’s stunningly beautiful and the weather is always perfect (choose where to stay on the island based on the surf because at different times of the year, different areas are calm, which is what you want), 2) The Dordogne region of France because it has all sorts of cool castles and the food is amazing, and 3) Italy, specifically Santa Margherita Ligure and Lago Maggiore, because they are beautiful, close to interesting sites (Cinque Terre and Portofino) and Italian food is amazing.

  371. West Michigan (Saugatuck, Holland, South Haven, etc.) or the upper peninsula are fabulous in the summer. If you like beaches they have beautiful sand, and it’s like being at the ocean but no salt and no stinky dead fish. In the upper peninsula you can go to Pictured Rocks and go on a boat ride (like a big double decker ferry) to see it, or go to Grand Marais to see a stunning beach. On the beaches you can pretty much park and just go right out to the beach – not much walking. Plus you can swim too if you want.

  373. Santa Barbara CA at El Capitan Resort. You’ll be sitting in a rocking chair on a porch next to a babbling stream, feet from the ocean. And they’ll bring all the fixings for smores and BBQ to you!

  374. If you aren’t afraid of sailing, my best vacations have been Cruises.The Caribbean sea doesn’t have much rough water, and it’s the best way to travel. No rental car, no extra flights, you get on and comfortably go from country to country. I’ve always found it’s so worth it to get a balcony room. There’s enough space for three.(though 2 rooms is a bit better for that) The food options are excellent, and the entertainment. Plus there’s at least one 24hr bar on every ship!
    For me nothing is more soothing than looking out at the water, especially if there’s nothing between me and the endless horizon.

  376. Wherever you decide to go, look into renting a mobility scooter or power wheelchair. They have been a Godsend for me since my stroke. I can attend big dog shows (The Houston World Series of Dog Shows next month takes up the entire NRG Center – over 700,000 sq feet!) and Comic Cons again thanks to my power chair. My flyball club bought me a used scooter after my stroke. When I began to crave handling my own dog again instead of letting friends do it, a friend gave me her Dad’s chair. It had been sitting in her garage since he passed away. Get your mobility back by renting a chair or scooter and you’ll be looking to buy one. Lots of used ones are around if finances won’t allow a new one.

  377. I went to an all inclusive resort in Cancun. You should go too! And the flight was short!
    There are excursions and things but I didn’t go on any. The only walking I did was to the restaurants, disco, buffets (with Tequila tasting bar), beach, and pool.
    It was amazing! And the best vacation I have ever been on.

  378. The best vacation I’ve ever experienced is Costa Rica. Seriously, this is bucket list stuff. We stayed in a villa in the freaking rainforest, (mountain above Uvita) with a howler monkey wake up call each morning and a capuchin encore. Sat in a hot tub with a sloth just hanging out in the tree above me. You can be as active as you want, or sit in a comfy chair and watch a million hummingbirds flit around you, while a toucan flies overhead and a whale spout in the ocean below. Every person we met was kind. You kind of can’t go wrong.

  379. St. Augustine Fl. It is one of the most haunted places and has several haunted tours. It is also the oldest city in the U.S. It offers a wide variety of activities….or not.

  380. With already over 300 comments i feel like this may get missed. The expression “Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway” comes to mind, but in all ways non sexual.
    I’m from Southern California and i can’t recommend “Home Away” enough. Your family could rent a beautiful beach side home on the coast line of Santa Barbara or Santa Monica to enjoy the amusement filled piers, beautiful weather and chill vibe. If you’re more into crazy weird things. Northern California has the “Madonna Inn” (amazing crazy multi room themed hotel), The “Winchester House” off the Pacific Coast Highway – which is epic-ally beautiful (Have you ever been? A giant crazy estate built from an troubled woman with the profits of her husbands invention of the Winchester Gun cause she believed ghosts were trying to get her, so she made her crew build day and night. There are rooms that doors that go no where, or off 3 story edges.) Also “Hurst Castle” is an adventure alone to get to in a bus to the top of a mountain. There is even a old zoo on the property from the 1920s where the residents had tigers and bears!

  381. Fairmont Orchid on the big island of Hawaii. Gorgeous, peaceful and exceptional service. Lots of active things to do on the island if you feel up to it (mountains, jungles/waterfalls, lava etc) or just drive around and see gorgeous things, or lounge on the beach. There is something in the air in Hawaii that is peaceful. I’ve been all over the world (every continent except Antarctica!) and never found that feeling that I found in Hawaii. Best of luck.

  383. I’ve been all around the world and still my favorite place is Black Rock Lodge in San Ignacio, Belize. It’s warm and if you want to, you could spend most of your time in the hammock outside your cabin. The food is all grown right there or locally and is amazing and fresh, eaten outside with a view of the jungle and river. They do also have horseback riding, tubing on the river, and excursions to Mayan ruins. Belize is a short flight away and English speaking. San Ignacio is inland, but Belize also has gorgeous beaches. Can’t recommend it enough.

  384. I also recommend the San Juan islands in NW Washington. Not a ton of people around you and the ocean beside you. Plus, whales to watch and beautiful scenery. I’m going soon!

  385. Belize…San Pedro…Victoria House….google it . You’re welcome. 😎

  387. Hawai’i. It is healing. Just the air itself. And you can be as active or as chill as you want.

  388. There is a Club Med in Ixtapa, the west coast of Mexico. Right on the water, all inclusive, great food.
    I used to work for the company and they are great. (No longer affiliated, not trying to sell. I thought of it b/c you are close-ish, and you can just sit on the beach and watch the water.)

  391. So, here’s the thing, nerd that I am, I love northern Ethiopia. All the history with only a few foreigners (well… in comparison to other historical places like the pyramids etc.). If I were in your shoes, that’s where I’d go. The Danakil Depression, Gondar, Lalibela and Axum are wonderful and different and breathtaking and awe-inspiring. Hell, I’d go back tomorrow and I fit in small(-ish) places if you want someone to go with you.

    For a more domestic jaunt, I’d recommend the Les Cheneaux Islands area of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and/or Drummond Island. It’s the place where I go and leave the phone in the cabin and roam or paddle or swim or lounge and watch the waves.

    Wherever you end up I hope that you can find it relaxing and refreshing in whatever way that meas for you and your family (as you guys may not find complete disconnection as wonderful as I do).

  392. Grand Canyon. You could ride a mule to the bottom and not have to walk. Just don’t go when you’re 14 years old, with your entire crabby family, including your least-favorite grandmother who goes to bed at 9PM on New Year’s Eve and guilt trips the rest of you IN HER SLEEP because the TV is still on. Since I’m pretty sure you’re no longer 14, you’re probably safe.

  393. Both warm places…one pretty close and one much farther (but a big “escape” benefit to that!)…1) the “Mayan Riviera” area of Mexico; the Caribbean coast South of Cancun; we love it down between Playa del Carmen and Tulum, or really anywhere South of the craziness of Cancun. The resorts are amazing, the people are amazing, the ocean is amazing. Recommend any of the resorts by “Karisma”; they do a fantastic job! Also, little town of Akumal in there is fab and so is “Akumal Bay Beach & Wellness Resort”.
    Further away, but major benefit is like you’re in a different world and can maybe feel a little more disconnected (although you can be connected as much as you want, but maybe just get away from all the U.S. craziness and b.s. for a bit, which is heavenly)…is the country of Croatia in the Mediterranean; my family is from there and it is AMAZING and beautiful and cheap. Easy and cheap connecting flights from all the European big cities to Split or Dubrovnik (recommend both those areas), as well as the whole “Dalmatian Coast” and the amazing islands around there, and the Istrian Peninsula which is more North of that. The clearest, cleanest, bluest water; you won’t believe it; Google Image it and your jaw will drop, I swear! Many speak English and they have lots of awesome Med food; amazing veggies and fruit like you haven’t tasted in the US in like FOREVER. (And, if you need any medical care while you’re there, they’re EU, and they actually take care of people–including us– for nothing or low cost when they need help)! 🙂 🙂

  394. Rent/bring a wheelchair and you’re good for anything somewhat walky, but flat/paved (bonus – throw a backpack over the handles and you become the snack and supply shuttle). Obviously, Victor would be in charge of pushing you WHEREVER you want to go.

    If you want to stay stateside, I recommend San Diego for awesome museums and zoos. If you wanted to hang poolside for a day, Victor could take Hailey to one of the amusement parks nearby … also, Tijuana is very close if you need to go to the pharmacy for some experimental treatments 😉

  395. The Grand Wailea on Maui is lovely if you want pretty but don’t want to do much. I understand that it is expensive (I went on my husband’s company dime). It has a lazy river, a lovely beach, snorkeling, and I took an introductory scuba class. Heck, you can do almost all the scuba there. Given enough time, you can get certified. They have classes and events, and there is also on Maui there is a winery you can tour, a lavender farm you can tour, and a goat dairy you can tour, The Road to Hana, Haleakala tours of the volcano (love to say Haleakala), and a Brewery you can visit. Most things outside of the resort are all “drive to”, so not much walking there.

  396. How about a spa vacation? You could go somewhere far away (but warm) like Phuket or Morocco, or stay closer to home with a spa resort in California or Mexico. There are some “wellness” spas that seems like the right kind of soothing for someone who’s not feeling so great, but still likely to provide some adventure for the rest of the family.

  397. The ocean – go to the ocean – it has great energy and can heal anything! For sticking closer to home I love the houses at Pointe West in Galveston. Check out sandnsea.com. Pointe West is quiet and they take good care of the beaches. It has several good pools for the kids. It is not exotic but very reasonable and close. (I live in Houston) There is a beach side and a bay side that is awesome for stand up paddle boarding. Go wherever makes you REALLY happy and has a ocean.

  398. Not exotic, but my favorite family vacation-small cabin in the Adirondacks on a small private lake. I was a single mom and took my three children and a dog. We did nothing spectacular but had a great time!

  399. Exploring tide pools near San Diego or LA. Also lots of awesome ones in Oregon. That is our trip for next summer.

  400. Ogunquit, ME is heaven on earth. Sandy Beaches, rocky coastline, great food and a wonderful scenic walk a long marginal way. Not commercial, a quaint little vilage and great temps. Beach weather during the day and cools off so it’s not ungodly hot at night. Also had a wonderful vacation last summer to Holden Beach, NC where we got to watch baby sea turtles hatch and even participated in making sure they didnt go astray on their way to the ocean and protected them from crabs when the sea turtle patrol didn’t show up because we accidentally told them the wrong nest. Oops! In our defense it’s hard to see the nest # in the dark and you are not allowed in the protected area to better read it’s sun-bleached self. That was total awesomeness. Also just returned from the L.A. CA area where we visited the Huntington Gardens, LA Brea Tar Pits, Long Beach Aquarium, Santa Monica Pier and the Griffith Observatory. Ate at a fun place called the Stinking Rose.

  401. Jersey Shore. Went every summer growing up. The amusement park in Seaside Heights (the one destroyed by Hurricane Sandy) was magical. Rides, skee-ball, the food, all of it. Was there again in 2007 (I live far away now). It was just as magical as it was when I was a kid. I think they rebuilt it all.

  402. Carmel, California. Easy, relaxing. Fly into San Jose, stop at Gotts burgers in Palo Alto then drive to Carmel. Stay in a vrbo. You will relax and feel so free by the Ocean, great restaurants, nature. Can get a little chilly but fireplaces= yes

  403. Best vacations we’ve ever taken was with Nat Geo/ Lindblad cruises. Small ships, (60 passengers), gourmet food, naturalists on board and you can choose how active you do or don’t want to be. Look into them!

  404. Book a Haven cabin on an NCL cruise and never leave the Haven. Have everything brought to you in peace and quiet, stare at the blue water from your balcony with your feet up. Don’t get off the ship but do go to the shows every night. Haven has a private restaurant or they’ll bring you whatever you want. Lots of things for your young one to do. Haven has it’s own private pool and spas as well. No noise, no clamor just bliss.

  405. You’re probably not up for it right now, but my most favoritest vacation was two weeks all over New Zealand. Maybe add it to your Someday list

  406. Glenwood Springs, Colorado. There’s a hotel across the street from the hot spring pool and they have icecream. Dinner is a short stroll across the bridge to downtown where restaurants are so many you could trip. Lots of historic shit and an adventure park with roller coasters. It’s gorgeous and there are bed and breakfasts with balcony over Mitchell Creek where humminbirds buzz you as you sit by the water in the evening by a fire pit. And it’s not cold in Summer.

  409. A cruise? (I know some people hate them, but my husband and I are fans.) Otherwise, I would say Maui. Or Bermuda. Or Puerto Rico. Or San Diego.

  410. One of the most beautiful places I’ve ever personally seen is Gateway, CO. It’s a small little town that is mostly a resort owned by the dude who founded the Discovery Channel and it’s got some of the prettiest scenery you’ll ever see. Plus to get there you’ll probably be going southwest from Grand Junction (the quickest route), northwestward in a manner that you could go through Ouray, or eastward from Utah where you could go through Moab and the Arches National Park. Any way you choose, getting to Gateway is a beautiful and worthwhile road trip!

  411. Santa Fe is beautiful in the summer. Perdido key Florida is nice for swimming and white beaches. Bethany Beach Delaware is a lovely, family friendly place with a beautiful beach and an old fashioned boardwalk. Cape May New Jersey is full of gorgeous Victorian homes and is a ferry ride away from Delaware. On the other side of the world id have to say Cape Town South Africa. It’s stunning. 💙💜

  412. Savage River Lodge in Frostburg, MD. Period. End of story. (Except also let me know when you go so I can go at the same time and pretend to hang out with you – or really hang out with you if you’re up for it that day.)

  414. Estes Park, CO
    Mountains are peaceful and there are activities for those who want to run in circles as well as those who would prefer to relax.

  415. Maine Maine Maine Maine Maine! I don’t even like seafood and I adore that state. So pretty and tranquil. Summer can be warm but rarely unbearable. I’m a sea person so I usually bounce around along the coast but I’ve yet to meet a city there I don’t like.

    My personal recommendation is Ogunquit. It’s an adorable town, not a lot of walking and lots of neat things to do. There’s a path along the oceanfront but it’s easy to walk, lots of benches and ends in an adorable cove. GREAT food to boot!

  416. You recently spent time in Los Angeles, otherwise I’d suggest Redondo Beach. It’s my favorite unwind place. I’m going with Mexico. We used to love Rosarito Beach but now it’s iffy. Go further south.

  417. I went to Curacao, which is the island right next to Aruba.
    We stayed at an all inclusive resort that had a spa, 2 or 3 pools (I can’t remember this was in 2004) one of which had a swim-up bar, 2 Jacuzzis, a casino, 5 restaurants, a rock climbing wall and some other stuff. I mainly hit the pools/ocean (because the resort was on the beach) and spa during the day and the casino at night. Never left the resort. I definitely want to go again! The weather was about 82 and sunny the whole week we were there. So awesome!

  418. Beaches Turks & Caicos – all inclusive resort. They have a board game library so you can check out games to play in your room, and rooms immediately adjacent to a fantastic beach.

  419. I just got back from my second trip to Bar Harbor, ME. Lovely weather, amazing ice cream, quirky shops and haunted history. You’ll love it!
    Karmelle

    P.s. Hope you feel better soon!

  420. I love the Rockies. You can just sit and look at the beauty or climb if you’re up to it.

  421. isle royale national park…quiet, northern lights, mergansers, loons, wolves, moose…hiking or just watching the waves splash. Sorted agates. Old fashioned lodge food.

  422. My husband and I went to Scotland and absolutely loved it!
    Of course it involved a lot of walking and is generally cold, bur it was amazing. I highly recommend Edinburgh, Inverness (because of Nessie of course), and the Isle of Skye. The food was amazing, the views were breathtaking, and the whiskey was splendid.
    Hope you feel better soon!

  424. Maybe a cruise might not be a bad idea? I have never been on one, but you could cruise to somewhere warm and you would be limited to how big the ship is via walking? Hope you get to feeling better Jenny!

  425. I think you’d love Amsterdam. Stay on a boat on the canal, or rent a boat for a few hours and sail them on your own, or take a get-on get-off tour on a big tourist boat. I was happy there.

  426. Outer Banks, NC. Rent a house on the 4×4 only part of the beach. It takes a little planning (and a 4×4) to get there, but once you are there you are THERE! Beach is within walking distance and most houses have their own private pool. Bedrooms are private, scenery is gorgeous, and there are wild horses that will pay you no mind. Bring in food/beverage for the week and you’ll be all set. It can get expensive, depending on the type of house you rent, but I’ve never seen my husband actually relax until we went there. The houses not on 4×4 locations are nice too, but there are LOTS of people. The beach is quiet and the lots are big. People out there are there to be alone and have some quiet time. It was fantastic!

  428. I know someone who when she retired moved from the Northern California mountains to Costa Rica because when she was there she no longer hurt all over.

  429. MAUI MAUI MAUI. Soak up the Hawaiian sun for those achy joints, swim in the warm water or just float, that works too. Eat healthy, fresh, farm to table food and let the Aloha spirit cure that vampire curse. Oh and perhaps get a Kahuna to bless you while you are there, it certainly couldn’t hurt! I have tons of recommendations on what to do (lying around) and places to eat and drink, so hit me up if you want specifics. I’m from there and have some good “local” knowledge.

  430. Kejkimkugik Park in Nova Scotia, some fantastic canoeing, otters swimming alongside. Beautiful hiking trails, coastlines out of this world. Cape Breton, with the same fantastic trails and campgrounds plus coastlines out of this world. Not to be missed. If you don’t like to camp they have B&B’s all around the coast of Camp Breton.

  431. Cinnamon Hakuraa Huraa in the Maldives. Tiny island in the middle of the ocean, chalets set on stilts over the ocean, in the living room area there’s a glass panel in the floor so you can see the fishes swimming about, and there are stairs from your decking that go right into the ocean. I like to keep active so I thought I’d get bored easily, but on the contrary, I was the most relaxed I’ve ever felt in my life. Funny entertainment in the bar every night, including crab racing ahem. Honestly, it’s paradise.

  432. When I was a kid, my parents, my three younger brothers and I towed a pop up camper all over the country seeing national parks and other areas of historical significance. Spent my 12th birthday in Yosemite. It was a very cool, very memorable trip though I didn’t appreciate it at the time.

    As an adult, love Key West! All the fun of an almost tropical beach without the pesky passport or language barriers

  434. Go wherever you think is awesome and rent one of those scooty chairs. I’d loan you ours, if you weren’t a stranger living halfway across the country.

  435. Ugh, this is hard! I could literally live in the ocean. So, The Great Barrier Reef islands, and the Bahamas! Australia, New Zealand, and Kenya were dream trips of a lifetime. Austria, specifically Vienna and Salzburg, and small villages in Switzerland, all in the summer for great weather and breathtaking beauty. Alaska. For the US, North Carolina – The Outer Banks or Asheville. Stay at the Grove Park Inn! Mexico – Cozumel.

  437. Anna Maria Island, Florida. Beautiful beaches, peaceful, cute little shopping areas, tons of restaurants, walk or bike to most places (free trolley that runs every 20 minutes, if you get tired of walking).

  438. We went to Anguilla for our honeymoon. It was a relaxing and beautiful place. We stayed at Cap Jaluca resort where they totally pampered us. The food on the island is great too! Have a great vacation wherever you choose!

  439. I haven’t been to many places, but I have fond memories of the mountains outside of San Diego, CA. Go up there and go fishing, relax with nature, it’s pretty warm this time of year.

  444. How about a cruise? All meals are prepared for you and all you have to do is sit around the pool all day. Very little walking required!

  445. Whenever I want to go on vacation, I head to Yosemite, especially in seasons like now when the waterfalls are at their peak. (I’d be there right now after those crazy rains we had last winter if I didn’t have an 8-month-old baby.) The walk to Lower Yosemite Falls is super short and easy, the guided sightseeing tram rides are great fun. My favorite waterfall is Vernal Falls, but the hike up there can be pretty intense. They’ve got horseback riding trips to the top, but I’ve never gotten around to doing those. Someday!

  446. I think you should go to Riu Playacar Playa del Carmen in Mexico. We went in March, it was wonderful, just got renovated. All-inclusion resort that is close to the beach, two pools, swim-up bar, lots of bars and great staff. You can also visit the other Riu resorts that are nearby for food, swimming and entertainment if you want. There is shopping across the street and for a short taxi ride you can go downtown to 5th Avenue and go major shopping. Nightly entertainment. Lots of chairs poolside or at the beach area. The beach area is nice. Nice walks along the beach too if you like. Fantastic sunsets and sunrises!! Have I mentioned they walk around with trays of drinks or someone will take your order and bring it to you. We always found something to eat there and god, the fruit…. is to die for!! This is my favorite resort!!

  447. Rent a house on the boardwalk in San Diego. Don’t have to do the Sea World/Zoo thing. Just kick back, catch some rays and get some serious people watching in. There’s plenty of entertainment doing that!

  448. Sequim, Washington: small friendly town in NW Wash state. We are in the banana belt of the PNW: they call it hot when it hits 80 up here. Having lived all over, and far too long in OKC, I can assure you it’s not hot. And it’s gorgeous: mountains to the south, beaches, great sea food.

    Galapagos, if you can. If you can swim, snorkeling there is just stunning. Temps are mild, the water is warm, and the wildlife gob-smackingly amazing.

  449. Palm Cove, Queensland Australia. Rules mandate no buildings visible from ocean. Stay in little hotel across the asphalt road; walk across to lovely sand beaches. Kitchenette in hotel allows you to make your meals or eat out. Take boat trip out to Great Barrier Reef and snorkel all day. Very peaceful.
    My nephew swears by the Azores. Cheap flight from Boston ($400), then you’re in Europe and have access to all the low cost airlines. He reports the islands are quiet as most tourists use them as jumping off to mainland. Beautiful beaches and good island-grown food.

  450. Oh I forgot, if you go through Apple or Funjet, they’ll take you from the airport to the resort and you don’t have to worry about transportation. Easy !! That’s the way to go. And they’ll return to the airport when unfortunately you have to face reality and go home.

  451. Water Island, USVI’s 4th largest island. Rent a house, use the old car included in rental, drive down to the jitney, boat to St. Thomas. Get bfast & dinner or eat a big lunch & take jitney home with extra lunch for dinner.

  452. Two of my favorite places are Yosemite National Forest and Lake Tahoe. Both can be experienced from a vehicle.

  453. Are you restricted to summer time? and something where your daughter will be amused but you don’t have to do anything? Disney-type cruise might be in order – nothing to think about except what type of adult beverages to have. Viking cruise if it’s just adults – lectures instead of discos/casinos. Definitely recommend an “all-included” anything so your responsibilities and decision makings are at a minimum. And I do have a place that is the best ever to just do nothing but I can’t post it cause it won’t be the same if too many people go there – Sorry.

  454. Southern Oregon. It’s got Crater Lake, Oregon Caves, Florence Sea Lion Caves, Ashland Shakespeare Festival, Rogue River jetboats, ziplines, museums, forests, lakes, waterfalls, etc.

  455. Wow there are a lot of comments on this one!! My happy place is Waterton National Park in Alberta, Canada. Mostly because of the beauty of the mountains and the hiking amongst them, but even the town itself is very quaint and a happy place to be in the summer time. Just across the Canada/USA border into Montana is the Glacier National Park that boasts the Going To The Sun Road which is both the most scenic and terrifying drives you will ever take! Even without walking, you can enjoy so much beauty, fresh air, and scenic waterfalls in this gorgeous corner of the world.

  456. I’ve been daydreaming lately about doing a road trip traveling north on highway 101 (the Pacific Coast Highway) from San Diego to Puget Sound. It would be a great way to spend time together with a partner and maybe one older kid (like yours)– just driving along the ocean and stopping wherever you feel inspired to stop, blasting driving music, dipping your toes in as many different bits of the Pacific as you want…I think it would take about a week to do it right, more like 10 days if you want to give a whole day each to San Diego, San Francisco, the Oregon Coast Aquarium, and Astoria. There are still some roadside attractions on this route– Prehistoric Gardens (life-size concrete dinosaurs) in Florence, OR springs to mind– and there’s great camping and hiking, for those so inclined.

  457. St. Petersburg, FL has beautiful beaches, a fun downtown art/music scene, and very warm weather because it’s on a peninsula surrounded by the Gulf of Mexico and Tampa Bay. There’s wine and beer places, as well as some really great food for all kinds of tastes as well as great food trucks. It’s also home to the Dali Museum, so if you like surrealism, you have to go. Take the elevator to avoid more walking, but check out the beautiful architecture of the stairs. It does rain nearly every afternoon this time of year, but the sun shines almost every single day and the rain doesn’t last long. Also, you can go see this http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/florida/kapok-tree-inn-fl/ and you can go horseback riding anywhere but horseback swimming? c’mon http://www.onlyinyourstate.com/florida/horseback-trail-fl/

  458. Lake Tahoe. Incline Village to be exact. I don’t know how to relax, but sitting on the big rocks on the beach, showed me what it feels like. I like it best in the winter, but it’s still beautiful in the summer too.

  459. I heard on the radio this morning that Aruba is the absolutely best island to visit. Not only beautiful but the people are loving and kind. It’s on my bucket list. But my favorite place to revisit is the Hawaiian island of Kauai. It’s the least commercialized and most relaxing. You literally don’t have to do much but I would go to Hanalei Bay and snorkel. I hope whatever you choose life treats you well and you have a fabulous time with your Haley and hubby. Karen

  460. Go to Atlantis Nassau. You can lay about and watch dolphins all day or do water park lazy but rolly river or sloth speed but bring a drink and a sandwich speed river. Mainly I say go and ride dolphins!!!! I did the trainer for a day and did all morning learning about dolphins and having them push and pull me around the lagoon. They are super laid back about if a dolphin doesn’t want to play…they do not play. You can also snorkel with rays in the hotel’s giant aquarium. It is like being one of those bar mermaids from the 60’s. It is hilarious when people having a cocktail look up and there you are in the aquarium. Trying to get away from the giant fish. They also take you to all the behind the scenes stuff and the nursery and the hospital and you could get a sea lion or the birds depending on the timing. They take you to a great place for lunch and you can pet a shark. They feel like bark. There is also a casino but I am too cheap to gamble so…there is that. If you have a bad day your family can go play and you can sit and watch the dolphin activities or the ocean or just float around on an innertube. There is a bar every couple of feet so check!

  461. I just got back from Sanibel Island inFlorida.. I’m from Iowa and it was the first time I’d seen the ocean so it was WONDERFUL!! Best most relaxing vacation of my life!! 100% recommend it!!

  463. San Diego, CA. I was born there and lived the first ten years of my life there.

    Most of my time was spent at the beaches or at Balboa Park, which has tons of museums and an amazing covered garden. A couple of years ago I took my wife there, and she kept cursing at me over how beautiful everything was. I’m incredibly lucky to have grown up there. I think it’s worth a visit. Also, you can be at the beach in the morning, and then in the mountains an hour or so later. Or the desert. Or the forest. One of the best zoos in the world, a Legoland…

  464. At first I was all “I can recommend her vacation spots, no problem!” Then you said to tell you where I was happiest… and suddenly I got all confused and my brain sputtered and I don’t really remember? Is that a bad thing? I mean, to a degree in my very own city (Vancouver, BC, in super-exciting Canada), because I have a lot of good memories here?

    But seriously, now you’ve made me realize that if I got attacked by dementors right now and needed a super happy memory to help me fight them, I might not be able to think of one. So your vacation question has sparked some existential dread. Yeah!

  465. Homosassa Springs Wildlife refuge in Florida. Some walking, but you can sit a lot too by the animals. You can also go into a building under the river and watch the manatees swim. Nearby there is a mermaid show where live people put on a performance under water dressed as mermaids and you sit and eat. Good times! Even better because Homosassa Springs is only $13/person!

  466. Since you like dead things and the macabre, why not go to Paris and visit the catacombs (hoping to see it next year myself)? While your husband and daughter visit tourist spots that normal people like to go to.

    If you decide on California, visit Ferndale. It’s a historic Victorian village with a very old cemetery.

  467. I think my favorite vacation hubby and I have taken we drove to Roswell, NM and went through the alien museum. It’s really cheesy but only $5 to get in. Then we drove up to Riodoso just to look around because it’s pretty there. We went on to Albuquerque and took the tram up to the top of Sandia peak (really cute chipmunks running around everywhere). We hiked a trail here because that’s what hubby likes to do but it’s not necessary. The ride is beautiful. We then got lost (because my husband likes to drive at 2-3 in the morning instead of sleeping) and spent the night in a place called Eagle Nest, NM. It was really beautiful there but not a lot to do (though if you’re a fan of Longmire an episode was filmed at the cafe there). We then drove on up to Colorado Springs which was my favorite part. We took a terrifying drive to the top of Pikes Peak (there’s a train which is probably less terrifying but because we don’t plan anything it was all sold out that day). There’s also a small cavern called Cave of the Winds that you can take a tour of. We also went to the mining museum there and “panned for gold”. I’d love to go to JUST Colorado Springs because there’s a lot more to look at there.

    Another one was going to the Diamond Park in Arkansas and driving up to Eureka Springs in Missouri.

    I have pictures of all this on my FB. I’ll PM you links.

  468. I go here almost every morning even though my butt stays planted in the Seattle area.

    The Soggy Dollar Bar and Hotel on Jost Van Dyke in the British Virgin Islands. Its where I would go if I could.

  469. I second Grand Cayman. If you stay on a resort on seven-mile beach, you can snorkel right off the beach. They have pretty decent and cheap public transportation, so that helps to cut down on walking. They also have a sea turtle farm where you can go and hold and pet sea turtles of all ages! The little babies are so sweet and tiny. It’s awesome. We stayed at the Westin resort, which was incredible, and had several restaurants right on the property. It’s the perfect mix of things to do and just laying there relaxing. They will bring your drinks from the bar to you even if you’re out floating in the water. You can float with no floaties because of the salinity. Also, two words: rum cake.

  470. Southern California – it can be as active or inactive as you want it to be. I could have spent the whole time by the pier in Oceanside eating fish tacos on the beach with my kids – Heaven on earth! We took a boat tour out of San Diego and saw sea lions wallowing in the sun. We visited the Wild Animal Park, the aquarium and wandered around Carlsbad. The beach, though – feeds the soul!

  471. My best family vacation ever as a kid was to Ireland. My brothers and I were ages 3 to 12 and my mother planned the trip with castles as a theme. We visited as many castles as she could find, and it was fantastic. As a parent, our best family vacation so far was actually really simple: a camping trip not too far from home, where there was a river the kids could throw rocks into while we roasted hot dogs and marshmallows over a campfire. It wasn’t exciting, but it was perfect.

  473. Estes Park Colorado! Stay in the haunted Stanley Hotel (the one that inspired the shining)
    It’s beautiful!

  474. We just got back from Eureka Springs, Arkansas. Tons of walking (if you do it right) but warm and funky and a lot of fun. Definitely my Happy Place.

  475. I got this one because my health constraints are similar. While there’s plenty of pretty places to relax, eat well and settle yourself someplace gorgeous to read a novel, like some of the others, I strongly recommend San Diego because it’s that, plus also perfect for your daughter’s interests and age.

    I’m less familiar with your husband’s hobbies, but SD really does offer something for everyone – and its easy and safe to get around – as long as you have a car.

    Additionally, there’s plenty to do as a family that demands little energy. Or lasts only a couple of hours. I’d be happy to email you my insiders list of off-the-beaten path weird, artsy and funky neighborhoods, too. I’m more artsy and don’t like crowds, so my list is a little different from the normal touristy things, although most of the touristy things here are pretty great if you’re up for them.

    Stay on or near the beach in North County San Diego to stay cool and yet avoid the crowds. Avoid Pacific Beach or the Carlsbad Hotels in the summer.

    There are water parks and amusement parks, too — but fair warning: they’ll all be very crowded and enervating. Disneyland (1.5 hr drive) and Los Angeles are super hot and crowded in the summer – think teeming masses meets more teeming masses, plug a thick blanket of smog. Visit Sept-May instead. Again, email me if you want specifics — and know I won’t want to meet up with you or anything. No worries or obligations. :

  476. Add my vote for Jamaica. Or any Caribbean cruise, really – you can relax on your own balcony (away from all the people!!!) and have them bring you room service (free) the whole week. Just hit the beaches when you’re in port.

    Or if you can bear Arizona, go to Sedona. Not as hot as Phoenix, but warm, and always beautiful! Jerome is just around the corner and it’s as quirky a little town as you can find.

  477. Come to Maine! I mean, there IS a ton of potential hiking, but there’s also a whole lot of fun stuff that hardly requires movement ! You can drive to the top of Cadillac Mountain, there’s oodles of boats to ride on, lots of delicious restaurants (if you know where to look) soooo many antique malls full of weird stuff to look at, some lighthouses you can practically drive right up to, plus the eastern most point in the US!

  478. Going any place that is warm is good for arthritis. I love Mexico! Beautiful and inexpensive! Although I hear that Punta Cana is all the rage this year for a tropical, affordable hot spot!

  479. Best vacation I ever went on was visiting my aunt in Oregon. My favorite part of the trip was hiking around Silver Falls state park. Oregon as a whole is gorgeous and you can find a million things to do in nature or in the city 🙂

  480. Hands down Copper Harbor Michigan for a summer vacation. It’s peaceful and beautiful and the air is so clean. The people are friendly and you can do any number of outdoorsy things or nothing at all if that suits you better.

  481. Tulum, Mexico. The beach is just amazing – like a post card. Slow, relaxed, lovely. You can just stay there, or you can visit my favorite ruins, Coba, which are nestled in the jungle about 30 minutes from Tulum and you can PAY to have someone tote you around on the bicycle. And my favorite adventure I’ve ever been on is about 15 minutes north of there, the Rio Secreto. It’s an underground river you get to walk/swim through. It should be a wonder of the world, it’s amazing. Don’t go to/stay in Playa del Carmen (north of Tulum) – it’s overrun with big brand stores, kind of gross.

  483. I love San Antonio. Lots to see and do, family friendly and the heat does wonders for my RA.

  484. Merida Mexico (in the state of Yucatan) But seriously, I do a LOT of walking while I am there.

  485. Go to St. Thomas, and stay in a private condo on the East side. You will have a view of the Caribbean, St. John, and the British Virgin Islands. St. John is an easy ferry ride away, and also has beautiful beaches. I have Psoriatic Arthritis, Ankylosing Spondylitis, Fibromyalgia, and am BiPolar II. Everything went into remission the five consecutive weeks I was there. I swam in the sea every day, and walked a lot. I also ate healthy food, stretched and did a lot of NOTHING! Just good reading and hot tub soaking. 🙂 PS: Plenty of rum distilled on St. Croix. Duty Free. 😉

  486. Tied for best: a camping trip to Big Bend National Park where we spent a week lying in hammocks reading a stack of books apiece, and a trip when we took AmTrak (sleeper compartment) to LA, then took the catamaran ferry to Catalina and stayed there for three days, then stayed at a B&B in Dana Point before we took AmTrak home again. Very relaxing trip and the scenery from the train was great (the passenger compartments are on the upper level of a two-story car, and one whole wall of our compartment was window,) as well as the food on the train.

  487. I recently had a great time in LA, but I love to sew and I’m a movie buff. So there was quite a bit of walking in the fashion district, but the beach is lovely. Otherwise, my favorite vacation experience was Hawaii, specifically the water. I’d never been to a sandy beach with surf before, and my hubby thought it was adorable to watch me get splashed on the shore, and then later, we would spend hours just floating around, my arms around his neck, usually in water we could both stand up in, but just floating for hours talking and feeling light and warm and so comfy and weightless. That’s one of my favorite memories. Nothing hurt. I could forget I was fat. Makeup and fussiness not required. It was lovely.

  488. Sardinia. Northern California (Wine country and SF and wine country and redwoods and wine country). Merida, Mexico. New Hampster.

  489. We took a quick trip to Boulder last year. It was great! We used Lyft to zip around, the weather was great, food was great, dope was legal, used bookstores, wonderful tea shops, etc. Hope you feel better soon. xo

  490. OMG – these are the best posts ever. Great question Jenny. I am going to print out all these answers and make my travel bucket list. Thanks everyone for all these fabulous ideas!!!

  491. Tiny Greek island called Aegina. They grow pistachios and cats and there is only one set of lights on the entire island. We hired a dirty pink Mini Moke and drove round the island in one direction, then round it in the opposite direction, then lolled in the shade.

  492. Florence, Italy. It’s my favorite place on earth. Plus, you can easily hop around Italy by train on a whim. Florence is small enough that you don’t feel lost but is overflowing with beauty and culture – art, architecture, history, and people. Taking the munchkin to another continent, whichever hemisphere, would enrich the rest of her life and learning.

  493. Yellowstone and Montana. Never somewhere I thought I’d like, but I was ready to move. Absolutely incredible.

  494. You are from Texas? — Go to the Mountains – any mountains. You don’t have to climb them. Just be among them.

  495. Norway. Everywhere you look is a postcard. Enough tales of trolls and mayhem to please you.

  496. If you’re ok with the idea of it, my best vacation ever was a cruise that I took with my mom who has MD and some mobility issues. She runs out of energy pretty easily and once that happens, she’s pretty much done for the day because it takes a long time to “recharge her battery” as it were. New port every day, we could book tours/outings (or not) as we felt like, the the food, Dear Bob, the food. So much food.

  498. My wife and I did a roadtrip through the Highlands of Scotland. This was awesome because:
    The views are ridiculously beautiful. Like, come around a corner and stop in mid-sentence to say “WOAH!”, beautiful.
    The people are. So. Nice. I hate people, but the Highlanders, they’re straight up lovable.
    Sheep. Sheep are EVERYWHERE!
    HIGHLAND COWS. Google that shit. They’re awesome.

  499. Cozumel, Mexico is my very favorite place on Earth. Also, Santa Fe, NM is beautiful and old worldy

  500. Just got back from Don Pedro Island, FL. Also known as Palm Island. You have to take a ferry to get a car over. You can also ferry over to Little Gasparilla, but no car. Rent a golf cart to get everywhere, and rent a house or stay at the resort. It was so private! And its absolutely beautiful. Everything is Florida casual and low stress. We swam, collected shells, and frolicked with dolphins on an easy kayak tour. Or you can rent your own little boat and island hop. Good for the soul!

  501. Most relaxing vacation was definitely a cruise from Florida to Mexico and back. We did a few excursions, but mostly we lounged and ate way too much and abused the free room service (we tipped well, don’t judge me!).

  502. San Diego, California. I live here and it is the best! You can Uber to avoid the walking and it’s not too expensive (Uber, that is). Old Town is fun – there’s the haunted Whaley House tour, and a museum of old carriages and stuff; an amazing ancient cemetery, and the original mission is up on the hill (with a trail through the trees that holds its own mysteries, if you’re having a good day). Then there is also the beach (and who doesn’t want to beach it??), and Encinitas is a beautiful little compact town with the Self-Realization Fellowship Gardens that have koi fish the size of Victor’s arm (no, I mean his WHOLE arm), and Balboa Park has museums and events and isn’t that far from Old Town. There’s also sailing (if you’re not afraid of boats like I am), and although I’m not a fan of Sea World myself, that is here, too. Check out hiddensandiego.com for some more esoteric places around town (just went to Odd Fellows Cemetery in Fallbrook this weekend – not a “must see” but it has its own charm, for sure). Park House Eatery in University Heights is a neat restaurant with lots of character. Ditto on the character for LeStat’s Coffeehouse in Normal Heights which is literally open ALL NIGHT and has a very vampire-Victorian feel to the decor (maybe you can leave your curse there and be cured?). There is a local music scene in small venues like Java Joe’s (just outside Old Town) and Lestats (catch Gregory Page if you can – he’s lovely!). Julian is a little more than an hour drive – it’s a small artist community up in the hills that has an old mine you can tour and lots of shops with old things you will love. Old Town Temecula also has a great antiques place. San Diego County is pretty big, so maybe a car rental would be in order if you want to do some of the things further out (like Julian or things in North County) but it has so much of interest that is more than just the touristy norm. And we have many sunshines and happiness! Check it out. I highly recommend. 🙂

  503. Best vacation I ever took was in Moab, UT. There’s the Arches National Part and the Dead Horse Point State Park. Both are absolutely beautiful.

    There would be walking for this trip to get out and explore the parks, but that whole part of the country is beautiful to just drive through and stop to look at whatever you see that’s interesting.

  505. Ireland with my family was my favorite trip. We have Irish heritage, and I’ve always felt close to that, so being there was amazing. We spent two weeks there, and were on a tour bus with a bunch of other people, so it minimized the walking (helping my slightly older parents- my mom has had both hips replaced).

  506. My favorite place was Disneyland. However, I’m currently on a detail at Guadalupe Mountains National Park in west Texas and I love it. It’s not too far away and I can recommend stuff that doesn’t require a lot of walking.

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  508. Oh! Also for San Diego: we have wild seals that come right up on the beach in La Jolla – better than Sea World in my opinion, and wild parrots that inhabit the trees in Ocean Beach and make quite the ruckus at dusk. There is also Birch Aquarium, the USS Midway Museum (boats!), and duh… how could I forget the San Diego Zoo? (Not that I really agree with zoos, but as zoos go, it’s very nice.) Coronado Island is beautiful too, and Hotel Del on Coronado also has some haunted history. Old Point Loma Lighthouse, too! Geez, the more I think about it, the more I realize how much our city really does have to offer. You should totally come here.

  509. Kauai! So much you can see by driving around the island and walking a few feet from your car! Or the coast of Kenya in Mombasa at the Voyager Beach Resort. Had the best vacation of my life there.

  510. I really loved Florida. I went there with my dad to visit my sister. We’d go to Disney for a day if we could, since she usually had some sort of discount, and to the beach (where I’d usually contract lobsterism from the sun).

  511. Did the first two, the other three are on my To Do list:
    Houseboat: Low key, novel, huge fun. Done it 3x & I still love it. Great family trip, & they’ll rent to almost anyone.
    Lighthouse: Who knew you could stay in these?!
    Train: Just found out you can travel clear across the country for a ridiculously low price. And trains are fun.
    Freighter: Through all the great lakes from Montreal to Minnesota. And you get to wear a hard hat.
    Also, Ice hotel: In late winter (obvs) in Quebec, with or without (bu,t really, why wouldn’t you?) dog-sledding option.

  512. Northern California. On one hand, great weed. On another hand, great wine/beer. On another hand, the coast is an hour (maybe two) away tops, but their water comes right down from Alaska so it’s fucking cold. But it’s beautiful even when you’re bundled up in blankets, though I’m partial to rocking a onesie at the beach and on road trips. Drive a little further inland and the temperature rises, when the coast gets too cold for ye, and stop anywhere you think looks interesting. Unless it looks like someone might sell crack there. Keep driving, if so.

    I like Sacramento, but I’m as biased as they come. Old Sacramento is the best part of town, I think, but we’ve got a bunch of museums and educational shit too. http://oldsacramento.com/ And there are historical photo booths. Old Sac tends to be crazy busy on the weekends (like a young sac/fratboy), though, so maybe during the week when there are fewer people around would be less overwhelming? Having dinner on the Delta King is definitely worthwhile, if you don’t get seasick. https://deltaking.com/our-history/

    Just don’t swim in the river. Please. If Hailey wanted to swim, taking a quick drive up to Nimbus Dam/Folsom Lake is easy peasy, maybe a 45 minute drive if traffic isn’t too bad. People drown in the river very, very often, the current is deceptively fast and strong and our sturgeon like to fuck with people for fun. You’d fuck with people, too, if people stepped on you in your own home. Also the water kind of smells funky. In a this-may-give-me-a-bacterial-infection kind of way. Just take the drive, please, to Nimbus Dam. That’s also where our Salmon hatchery is too, along with a pretty nifty education center that explains why the hatchery is necessary for our native species to thrive, and a viewing area for the less swimmy animals. And the water is significantly cleaner. https://www.wildlife.ca.gov/fishing/hatcheries/nimbus

    If into road trips and the possibility of dying, head to Victorville. Is it a town of nothing but your husband? Fuck no, that sounds like the opposite of California, it’s like alternative universe Victor instead. The quasi-hippie motherfucker that doesn’t exist but could exist if Victor was an 11/10 on the fun scale. And did a lot of meth. So maybe it’s worth a drive through just to remind y’all how loosey-goosey Victor is ok in theory, but terrifying in practice?

  515. Beaches in Turks and Caicos and splurge for the butler suite. It is awesome and since you have my luck it will be even better. The last time we went, I got a roaring migraine on the flight over and then the day we were there, they lost me to the beach chairs where I crashed asleep for four hours on massive drugs. I took more drugs before bed and had to pee in middle of night. The bathroom was up three little steps so the room could have a sunk in jacuzzi tub. I remembered the stairs on the way to pee but totally forgot them coming back to bed. I literally flew for awhile and the hit the tile floor. Scared the hubby to death but when he started to get up and help me, I wouldn’t let him because the room was sooo hot and the floor felt wonderfully cool. Drugs and we couldn’t find the air before bed. I somehow made it to bed that night and woke up to a very swollen ankle and skinned up legs and a sword wrist. Let’s just say after that news made it to the powers that be of the resort, I was never without drink in my hand or food or both and I was carted around like royalty to keep me from suing I am sure. It was the loveliest vacation I have ever had with three kids and a hubby who likes to do. I was allowed to sit and drink all day and eat and veg and everyone else ran around. Best ever!!!

  516. I’ve never went on some outlandish vacation because my money is very limited, but I do dream of visiting the glowing waters down in Central America with my wife sometime. I think it would both be romantic and an awesome natural phenomenon to witness right there with the northern lights.

  517. Upstate NY – Finger Lakes! Rent a cottage, go for a swim, drink some local wine. Show your daughter the Cornell University campus (aim high!).

  519. The Mother Lode on the Sierra Nevada Foothills! I loved it so much I left the SF Bay Area to live here. Yosemite, Stanislaus, Humboldt-Toiyabe National Parks are a day trip as is Big Trees State Park and lots of rivers and lakes near by. Plus gold rush towns, haunted hotels/restaurants, and some cool old cemeteries.

  520. Before I got sick, I once went solo to French Polynesia. (It was a post-break-up to-heck-with-you trip.) Bora Bora was everything you dream it would be. Blue waters. White sands. Amazing fresh pineapple. Vanilla bean ice cream made with freshly harvested local vanilla beans. Amazing French food. Snorkeling with sting rays. Jeep Jungle tours (WWII history). Beautiful volcanic mountains covered with lush greenery. A protective reef that surrounds the island and creates a tranquil lagoon. Perfect weather. (I may need to go convalesce. See you there?) https://www.earthfacts.com/places/borabora/

  521. I can second any votes for Costa Rica – a truly amazing experience with lots of animals. We did lots of hikes, but you could focus all your time on rescue centers where you get to see (and sometimes hold) the animals up close with almost no walking. If, however, you’re going to be on vacation on August 21st, I would recommending somewhere along the path of the solar eclipse. Hotels are all already booked, but camping is still an option.

  522. Totally go to the La Cantera Resort & Spa in San Antonio. It’s somewhat fancy and country club-ish, but also very relaxed. The spa, in my opinion, allowed me to unwind and get out all my annoyance with the human race. Whatever treatment I got was amazing, but I’m not quite sure what it was because I slept through it. The pool(s) are very neat, and they are VERY big. We were feeling adventurous when we went, so we went to Six Flags,although it was alot of walking, it was quite enjoyable.The restaurants in the area were also very good, and in close proximity to the resort. Overall, it was an amazing vacation.

  523. You should come to Alberta and check out the stuffed gopher museum. It should appeal to your love of the absurd.

  524. I loved the Grand Canyon SO much! We hiked down to Havasupai and the falls. The hike wasn’t that difficult, and it was so very gorgeous. The helicopter ride back out was my first and so much fun! The tribe has dogs that go up to the trail head to meet hikers and help “giude” them for treats. Our “guide” was Lady. She was awesome 🙂

  525. I am a crazy vacation planner. I plan all of my friends vacations….if I had to do it over again I would be a travel agent! I spent much of my childhood in Hawaii. When you arrive and walk off the plane it is as if you are in a different world. Things smell great, it is warm, and there is nothing to do but watch the ocean. The big island is the most remote, but everyone loves Maui. I too have RA and when I visit my symptoms seem to be less acute. It can be expensive, but rent a house right on the water with a pool! Everyone in the family will come back a new person.

  527. Minnesota is not a hot spot for travel, but we have Duluth and the Gull Lake area, lots of tiny sweet tourist towns….

  528. The best family vacation we ever went on was to the Galápagos Islands. We went on the Celebrity Cruiseline and they had activities for all levels. If you just want to sit on a panga/boat and look at the scenery and animals, you can do that. If you want to hike five miles around a volcano, you can do that too. The food was great on the ship too. Only about 100 people per trip so it’s not your typical cruise. 16-year-old me was skeptical but we still talk about that trip 12 years later.

  529. HAWAII!!! We lived there 10 years, and I would give anything to go back. It is expensive, but it is a terrific place to just kick back and relax. Beaches, parks, historical places like the Arizona memorial, lots of places to shop, and did I mention beaches? Terrific for people of all ages. Outstanding weather, lovely sunrises and sunsets–just wonderful!

  530. My heaven on earth is the Ka’anapali Beach Hotel in Maui. I’ve been there six times, each time more relaxing than the last. I pull a lounge chair into the shade on the lawn and read read read, and listen to the waves and the birds, and let the plumeria blossoms fall on me. The food is wonderful, the people are kind and friendly, and the Mai Tais are killer.

  531. Vieques, Puerto Rico or Monhegan Island, Maine. Either way, you can drink rum and look at the ocean.

  533. Last summer we went to my MIL’s along the Space Coast in Florida for my son’s 1st birthday. She had just purchased a condo on the beach ( no joke, her balcony is about 300 ft from the waters edge). It was our best vacation because for the first time we just slowed down and relaxed. We explored in the morning and early afternoons, spent the afternoon on the beach while our son napped (thank the Lordy for grandmothers, she watched him while we played in the water), evenings we would find new places for dinner. When you are right on the water it isn’t hot either so we didn’t die in the humidity. Of course being an hour away from Orlando there was some Mouse time too.

  534. I recommend the Iberostar Paraiso Beach in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. It’s an all inclusive. I also recommend taking a cruise. It’s not my typical favorite, but if your mobility is limited, you and your family can pick excursions that are appropriate either for you all or those that want to go. Alaska, on the Princess Cruise line was terrific. You can fly into Seattle or Vancouver. Have a good summer and feel better soon!

  535. Train rides are really great for seeing scenery without walking around.

    One of our favorite destinations is Seattle. The Science Fiction Museum is there, and it gets my vote for best museum EVER! And there is the Space Needle, which had a Starbucks at the top that served the best mochas, seriously. And there is some other music-themed museum right there, too, which was entertaining as well.

  537. Sonoma County, CA. TONS of family-friendly things to do in the summertime (all the time). Gorgeous beaches, concerts in the parks, close to SF, Safari West (400 acre preserve), Bodega Bay, etc. Great food, nice people and fantastic wine, most of which (reds especially) you can also drink on your diet.

  539. Niagra Falls (stayed on the CA side) combined with a boat trip up the Erie Canal. Took the train down from Toronto.

  540. For many years I’ve lived in the San Francisco Bay Area, & I’ve done 2 Staycations here, so there’s lots to do both in SF & Oakland (lots of quirk), or a pampering spa & wine excursion in the Wine Country just north. Or a coastal trip from there to So. California. Other than that, my favorite places are New Orleans, Portland & Seattle. If your health & checkbook are up to it, I can also recommend a train trip – I took various Amtrak trains from SF to Seattle; Seattle to Chicago; Chicago to New Orleans, New Orleans to Atlanta, Atlanta to Greensboro, NC, Greensboro to NYC, NYC to Chicago, & Chicago to Oakland , CA last Oct – any part of that trip was spectacular!

  541. I agree with Jett:

    Jett | June 26, 2017 at 11:14 am
    Come visit us in California, we have a charming little place called Hearst Castle. I work there as a guide and would love to show you a small castle on the Central Coast.

    Hearst Castle is definitely fun to visit… even if it’s just to say “WTF were they thinking?” when you see some of the garish interior decoration. But also, it’s like going back in a time machine, and I think that’s cool.

    But there’s also Piedras Blancas where you can see all the elephant seals, lots of beautiful scenery and the mid-coast is also a new “Napa” with its wineries and quaint little roadside towns. I love Cambria… still a very quasi-hippy town.

    If you’re up to it and are feeling your inner Bugs Bunny, head down Route 1 to Pismo Beach… a sleepy surfing town. It’s like Malibu without the pretention and people chasing you off the public beach because it happens to be in front of the gajillion dollar house they bought.

  542. A few years ago, my sort-of-ex-sort-of-still boyfriend and I went to San Francisco for a few days to visit his friends. His friends turned out to be douchebags during our stay, but San Francisco was great! Obviously, it’s a lot of walking and because it’s a bay city it’s really cold and wet, so definitely a place to go when you’re feeling better.

    But we walked around the pier and ate the best lobster rolls I’ve ever had (though I haven’t been to the east coast, and I hear the best lobster rolls in the world are there, but still). We saw a seagull eating a bread bowl–like, an entire bread bowl that was almost as big as it was. We walked along the beach and I took a ton of pictures, then we went to the Muir Woods and I took pictures of all the giant redwood trees.

    We went to the Castro District which was so colorful and felt like coming home for my queer little self. I got hit on by a cute butch girl with a cute dog. I bought all kinds of fun, raunchy, and/or rainbow merchandise that I probably (definitely) didn’t need, but I enjoyed collecting.

    AND, arguably the best part, we took a tour of the Ghirardelli factory, where we learned about the history of the chocolate factory and then I bought piles and piles of chocolate. Everything is better with piles and piles of chocolate.

  545. The Upper Peninsula of Michigan – Copper Harbor specifically.
    Such a beautiful place. A little chilly if not there in the Summer.

    Or Yellowstone National Park. Lived there for two summers while I was in college. So many things to do. Lots of walking/hiking. Animals abound, though. You can drive pretty much everywhere.

    Or The Outer Banks, NC. Beaches, sand, islands, lighthouses, wild horses. Beautiful place.

  546. Iceland. Hands down. It was so amazing I am probably ruined on travel forever. Yes it is technically cold, but there are so many hot springs that it is worth it. Also most of the attractions are visible with very little walking. That place is amazing.

  547. Come to my hometown of Victoria, BC Canada!!! Lots to do activity wise – Whale watching tours, tours of the city via horse drawn carriage, you can visit a castle, go kayaking, sunbathe on fantastic beaches, play with baby goats, eat fantastic food, see gorgeous flowers at Butchart Gardens, visit Miniature World, enjoy free concerts and festivals…the list goes on and on!!

    Visit https://attractionsvictoria.com/be-a-tourist/ and come for the best vacation ever!!!

    Oh, and please make sure we get a chance to meet….I have a certain t-shirt that needs your signature!!!!

    love, Pamela oxoxoxoxoxoxo

  548. If you go to California, Big Sur is my happy place- beach, camping, hotels, sea otters, hiking, sea lions, nature. I also love the Bay Area, especially the California Academy of Sciences. The Azores are amazing and I went abroad to Baja California Sur in Mexico, another amazing place if you are looking for more adventurous suggestions. 🙂

  549. Tropical Queensland, Australia has lots of warmth and fun parks wtc.

    South Island, New Zealand is beautiful anytime of year. I normally go in April for my FIL birthday which is when it starts to get and we normally see the first snow falls. Queenstown has all the adventure sports you could want and you can do the Hobbiton/LOTR tours.

  550. Any Caribbean/Mexican all inclusive would be awesome! You can relax on the beach (under an umbrella, in a hammock, get a massage, be waited on 24/7… And…if Victor and Hailey want too go explore they all have excursions to nearby sites/adventures. We went to Chichenitza and while hubby and daughter went exploring, younger son and I sat in the shade and looked around.

  551. Does Hayley like “Anne of Green Gables”. If so, then I suggest Prince Edward Island. Beautiful in the summer and manageable in size.

  552. Probably needed to start planning earlier, but Grayton Beach State park in Florida is fabulous. You can rent a cabin a short walk from the beach. As a bonus the limited amount of cabins mean lots of uncrowded beach space

  553. If you come to CA you can visit Winchester, or Alcatraz, where they imprisoned Al Capone. If you fell well enough, you can take any level hike in one of many parks. But do me a favor and do a signing in the Bay.

  554. Las Vegas! It’s hot and dry, so my arthritis doesn’t hurt. You can get carts to drive so you don’t have to walk. There are tons of family things to do (like visit the lions just outside the city) and the Star Trek interactive exhibit, and tons of things I can’t remember right now. We don’t drink, gamble or see shows and we have a blast every time we go. I recommend the Hard Rock Hotel. It’s a block off the strip, has shuttles to everywhere, and really cool people there instead of a bunch of old folks. They have lots for kids to do too. AND A GREAT POOL! They treat everyone like a rock star and we get the best service in the world. They also have great suites.

  555. Come to the Pacific Northwest! I’m just north of Seattle, it’s great. You could go to the Hoh rainforest on the Olympic peninsula or up to the San Juan islands. We are really nice people here and would love to have you!

  556. I can only tell you were to not go: Alabama, unless it’s Orange Beach which is just Florida in Alabama, but with less tourists. Huntsville is cool for a day or too, once you’ve seen the rockets and Monte Sano, However, you’ve seen it all

  557. Honestly, I live in southern NH but grew up in the northern part of the state (Mt Washington Valley). I normally don’t like driving up there – except for the summertime. In the summer, it is a glorious place. Nice climate, lots of lakes and rivers. Very relaxing.

  558. I have a friend in Beaufort, South Carolina. It looks wonderful. And you could rent a house on Homeaway.com for less than $100/night, and just enjoy Being there. And it’s close to beaches.

  559. I just came back from Puerto Pensacola Mexico it was wonderful. It is right on the sea of Cortez. We saw dolphins and all sorts of other marine life. There is plenty to do like sit on the beach, rent Jet skis or atv’s. There was also a evening cruise for 20 that was open bar. It was awesome. It is just a 3 1\2 he drive from Arizons.

  560. Amsterdam-so beautiful and the people are amazingly nice and helpful!

  561. Puerto Morelos, Mexico. It’s about a 45-minute drive south of Cancun. A smallish fishing village that hasn’t been ruined yet. You CAN walk the whole town, or there are taxis all over the place that are happy to take you even a short distance. Food, music, snorkeling, heaven.

  562. I love Cancún more than any place in the world, for vacationing. Dunno if I could live there full-time, or if I were to travel to Mexico these days would be a hassle getting home.

    I LIVE in North Hollywood, CA, and that is my favorite place in the world to spend time daily. But I thrive when I’m working, so that’s not really the best recommendation for your family vacay. Monterrey is very nice. San Diego is also lovely. Lately, it’s hot as Hades here in LaLaLand, but both of those places should be more temperate (as Monterrey is up the coast, and San Diego is ocean-breezey).

    Good luck with your planning!

  563. A really lowkey place is Portland Maine, There are a lot of fun car rides and beautiful scenes. Nothing too crazy, just relaxing.

  564. USA Today’s pick for top Canadian travel destination: St Andrews-by-the-Sea NB. I lived there for a few years, it’s truly something special. There’s a thriving artist community, amazing restaurants, and the best ghost-walk I’ve ever been on (hopefully the same lady still runs it, her name was Elaine and she is a born story teller).

    http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/this-picturesque-n-b-town-is-canada-s-top-travel-spot-according-to-usa-today-1.3475844#_gus&_gucid=&_gup=Facebook&_gsc=MMXVFPG

  565. Come to California! (I’d say SoCal is too hot, but you live in Texas, so….) San Diego is great (the Wild Animal park is the BEST.) San Francisco is the best city in the world (I’ve tested; and a more reasonable temperature). We have lots of national parks.

    As for my favorite vacations: Namibia, Ireland, Madagascar, New Zealand, Hawaii, the Everglades. (I really prefer places I can see animals.)

  566. Well, if you’re asking for my personal favorite trip (besides Louisville, KY to see you c;)…probably to Cleveland (OH) for my 16th birthday. Me & my family went to the natural history museum, ate at an amazing Italian restaurant (Santo’s) and saw Lake Erie, among other miscellaneous activities. I may be the only person in the US who thinks of Cleveland as a magical, special place…LOL

    I can’t really give any solid recommendations for your own trip, seeing as I’m not a big traveler, but I swear my eyes got all shiny when you mentioned California. I feel like there are two kinds of people in the world: people who have been to California, and people who want to see California. 😀

  567. We like to explore Wisconsin. Admittedly as Wisconsinites, we’re biased, but we never run out of things to do. Someone mentioned House on the Rock, but there’s also Dr Evermore’s (which you would totally dig), Wisconsin Dells (which can be touristy or full of natural beauty– seriously take the Upper Dells Boat tour and the not too crazy walk up into Witches Gultch), or tons of old school lake resorts or not so old school lakes for lounging and/or eating deep fried everything. Seriously heaven on earth. Not to mention the Mississippi and the Great Lakes and Circus World and the museums and…

  568. My happiest vacation was driving up the coast of California on Route 1 and stopping at places like Solvang and the Madonna Inn and the haunted castle out there as well as ALL the mom-and-pop book stores along the way. Start in San Diego and make a SUPER slow, stopping all the time at every ball of twine drive and pausing to see where the mountains fall so sharply into the ocean they have to float the highway. Go all the way up the coast until you’re driving through ancient trees and sitting on a beach surrounded by pines. You get to sit comfortably in your car most of the time and still see cool stuff. AND, most public beaches have sand wheelchairs if you ask a lifeguard. There these wheelchairs with GIANT, off-roading tires so you can play with the family without walking too much. I have lupus. I can somewhat understand, though not to the full extent. My sisters and I get really creative with trips.

    And, if a car ride isn’t your thing, take a cruise. They’ll bring food to your room so you don’t have to go to the dining room and see people. There’s fun stuff to entertain everyone. AND, there’s a medical staff on board if you need it.

  569. Wisconsin so you can see House on the Rock definitely, then to New Glarus for some beer, and up to Door County for wine, art galleries, outdoor movies, orchards, and chillin.

  570. Best vacation ever — driving down the Oregon Coast starting at the Columbia River down to the California border. Glorious, beautiful, breath-taking, pure joy.

  573. It’s a tie between the two places that made me feel like my arthritis was cured: an 8 day safari through the northern frontier of Kenya (can’t do it now because of armed bandits and al Shabaab) and Hawaii. Literally felt cured. Go where the weather is the same every day so your arthritis can calm the fuck down (i.e. Hawaii or a desert). Hawaii has better coffee and better toilets.

  574. YOU would love the house on the rock attraction in Wisconsin. Look it up and read about it! As for me, my favorite vacation ever was riding the mules into the Grand Canyon and spending the night at the bottom In Phantom Ranch.

  575. Crescent City, California (redwoods), Lincoln City, Oregon, Astoria, Oregon, Joseph, Oregon (Wallowas/Blue Mountains).

  577. All inclusive to St. Maarten. You can take day trips to special beaches or swimming with dolphins but I just stayed at the resort (Sonesta Great Bay) and relaxed on the beach. Really good food and nice staff. It was adults only though, so I don’t know if Hailey would be old enough? It was a small resort though, so wouldn’t require a lot of walking to get from room to beach to food. 🙂

  578. Go to Facebook and search for Friends of the Blogess there you will find a secret group of some really awesome but weird people who all met here on your blog. And believe it or not there’s no drama and never has been.

  580. Hands down – Maui and Kauai. Gorgeous drives, fantastic seafood, WARM. I like Kauai the best because of the Napoli coastline. Look at pictures. Swimming (actually just floating) in an infinity pool overlooking the ocean, at night, with beautiful tiki torches around while there is just a hint of warm sprinkle showers……aahhhhhh….heaven

  581. Ambergris Caye, Belize. SW flies direct to BZ City, 1.5 hr from Houston. Cheap, tranquil, non-fancy, friendly as heck. Stay at Caribbean Villas, do air+hotel for amazing summer rates.

  582. There’s a total solar eclipse this summer. You should take Haley somewhere where you can view it!

  584. American Queen Riverboat Cruise down the Mississippi River (Memphis to New Orleans)

  585. Bermuda! It’s a tiny island so you can’t walk that far. Plus it doesn’t have all the travel hassles of other island vacations. The water is beautiful. There is mini golf. Cool old castles to explore. Adorably dressed men in Bermuda shorts.
    If you want to stay state-side, Hilton Head, SC. That’s where we go. Join us the week of August 19th for the eclipse viewing!

  586. I really love the Caribbean! You can swim or snorkel in the warm waters, eat tasty food served by wonderful friendly people or just relax on the beach. Bahamas, Virgin Islands; just pick a place and be happy!

  587. I… this is hard. Um. The Oregon Coast. And that’s weird to think about, because I’ve had some spectacular experiences that I wouldn’t give up for anything internationally. But for sheer relaxation? For coming back refreshed and feeling like the best version of myself? The coast – specifically, Oregon. For me, this is probably because I had one of those formative childhood experiences at 12 years old when we took a family trip and drove over and I saw (and tasted because of course) the ocean for The First Time. And if you didn’t grow up on the coast, I don’t know what to compare this to. Maybe hiking at 11000 feet in Rocky Mountain National Park? I’ve done that as well, and it was also kind of trans/formative. But yeah. If I wanted a good, pretty, relaxing vacation, that’s where I’d go.

    If you do this, my reccs are as follows:
    ~shoulder-season travel is so much better than high season. September is ideal, after most of the kids are back in school. Yes, the ocean is going to be cold, but it’s the Pacific in the Northwest. You’re never going to really swim in it. Yes, it might rain, but that’s basically just atmospheric on the Oregon coast, so…. pack a hoodie, and have a nice warm hotel or airbnb to come back to. Long, hot baths are your friend as I’m sure 95% of people with chronic illness will already attest anyway. And don’t let the rep fool you – in September, you as, if not more likely to have mostly sun anyway. It’s still gonna be windy because ocean, hello, and cool, but likely you’ll have a least a few nice days.
    ~Despite all the hoopla, I maintain that Yaquina Head Lighthouse is better than Haceta Head Lighthouse. Deal with it.
    ~Bring binoculars. Viewing peregrine falcon nestlings last time I was there was one of my life’s small highlights.
    ~Tillamook Cheese Factory is a good time, ok? I don’t care if you’re 8 or 80, it’s fucking cheese and icecream. And you can tour it, and finish off with two scoops of huckleberry in a wafflecone.
    ~Newport is about my favorite. The Aquarium there is dead serious about quality and scholarship, there are frequently sea lions on the docks yelling their heads off, Agate Beach delivers the promised (if mostly tiny) agates for your wandering and collecting pleasure, and there is lots of delicious seafood available. I don’t usually stay here, but I usually allot a half to most of a day.
    ~The sea stacks at Cannon Beach are great, and it’s unquestionably a pretty town. It’s worth doing if you’re going to be in that part of the state. But if you’d rather go mid as I usually do, there are stacks in other places and plenty of dramatic scenery. Unless those sea stacks are your Thing, you won’t miss ’em.

  588. We went to Hawaii in November last year. Oahu, Maui, the Big Island, and Kauai. All were amazing, especially Maui and the Big Island (go see the active volcano and stay at Volcano House). You can do as much or as little walking as you want.
    My second favorite place to visit is Sarasota, FL, but the humidity may wreak havoc on your arthritis.

  589. It’s been cold there, but I love Alaska. We have taken 2 cruises there and it’s amazing. I love going back..

  590. Ireland is amazing. Canada is amazing. I have tonnes of recommendations that are chronic pain friendly and I highly recommend Canada, Toronto, Quebec etc. I have had great experiences with both. Even within the states Florida has some fun times, lots of cool museums here and across the county

  591. Grenada, Spain. It’s a beautiful, small, walkable city. The Alhambra is beautiful to tour. Amazing small museums to stumble upon. Gypsy’s living in caves that you can tour. Delicious jamon and gelato. Siestas! Tapas! Free roaming cats!

  592. Sitting in Florida (does it really matter where, I mean, Florida, sand, sun) watching family cavort while I relaxed in shade with a cold drink. Sun was shining, waves were crashing, a breeze was blowing and I was sitting alone with my thoughts. Bliss.

  593. All of my favorite vacations involve salmon fishing on the Salmon River, camping there for a monthand bathing in a creek of glacier melt water. Probably not helpful.

    I guess it’s going to depend on what kind of vacation you want to be on. Surrounded by zillions of people, or peace and quiet. Go from there!

  594. I spend my summers in downeast Maine and I love it so much. The nature is wonderful and I love the hikes, even though I can rarely do any of them anymore. Acadia national park is fantastic and one of the nest views, Cadillac mtn, has a road to the top so you don’t have to hike.

  595. Orange Beach, Alabama–so laid-back. You sit, look at the water, and do absolutely nothing…

  596. Here’s a good family vacation with a little bit of education and some laid back fun: Washington D.C and surrounding regions. Come see some of the museums around the Mall and don’t miss the Air & Space Museum in nearby Dulles. Then go south and hang around Williamsburg VA for the historical tours and Busch Gardens for some theme park fun. After that head on over to Maryland’s Eastern Shore and spend a day in Ocean City for some old-fashioned beach and boardwalk fun. Cap it off with a short drive from Ocean City to Assateague Island for some rustic beach viewing and mingling with famous wild ponies from Chincoteague. (Resist the temptation to pet them – they bite !)

  597. I need to explain that I HATE hot weather, so my fave vacations are in the fall and above the equator. The place I’d go back to in a minute is St. John’s Newfoundland/Labrador. The people are so accommodating and friendly and the landscapes outside of the city are breathtaking. I am a Michigander and love upper Mich. and the West coast from South Haven to Petoskey. We are planning a fall vacation in Copper Harbor on Lake Superior. I’ve never been to the UP; I’m terrified to cross the Mackinaw Bridge, but this year I AM going to do it.

    We also enjoyed our cruise to Alaska and I’d go again. A trans-Atlantic cruise took us to the Shetlands which were lovely, then to Iceland. Unfortunately, we had the worst ever guide driving us around. Hours of driving over the lowlands which all look the same were soporific. Never again. I’d love to go to Norway, though. I can’t do much walking either, so these recommendations are helpful for me too. Jenny, I wish you the best in conquering this bout of autoimmune attacks. Let us know what you decide to do. Courage!

  598. Two trips my family has enjoyed: Colonial Williamsburg (lots to do in addition to Williamsburg; Jamestown, Busch Gardens, Water Park) and/or the Hershey/Lancaster area of Pennsylvania. In Hershey, see Chocolate World and the Rose Garden in addition to the park. And Gettysburg is close and a fun, interesting day.

  600. My happy place is Fundy National Park in Alma, New Brunswick, Canada, home of the highest tides in the world, and since this year is Canada’s 150th anniversary, all national parks across the country are free to get into. Beautiful walking trails that you can walk as much or as little as you want. Just a short drive away you can walk on the ocean floor at the Hopewell Rocks. Oh, and fresh lobster. Alma is THE place for lobster. Like literally it was in the ocean an hour before being on your plate.
    Also I second any and all suggestions for Prince Edward Island. Yes. The whole island.
    Like for real. Google all these places.

  601. Just got back from Virginia Beach in Sandbridge. You can do everything or nothing. Stayed at the beach or pool. Very relaxing! You can stay at a house and never see people if you need that!!!

  602. Northern Minnesota up in lake country. It’s beautiful and peaceful. You can sit on the deck in the morning watching the Loons on the lake and listen to all the birds. Hikes are leisurely, no massive hills and rocks. This is my peaceful place. My Zen.

  603. Iceland. All the biggest tourist spots are within walking distance of the highway. And it’s all gorgeous. And there’s a penis museum and a Big Lebowski bar. Seriously the country is unreal.

    Otherwise the Pacific Northwest, which is what I call home. The Olympic National Park has mountains and oceans all at once, it’s gorgeous. That’s where I’m happiest.

  605. I adore Northern California so much and a road trip up highway 1 is always a good idea. The other part of the world that brings me joy is Western Washington (where I currently live). Summer is unbelievably beautiful and it warm but not too hot! If you go to the San Jaun Islands you can see Orcas swim in their natural habitat! It’s a magical part of the planet!

  607. I loved getting to see you on tour in New Orleans, and hope so much that someday you have time and spoons enough to explore the beautiful madness that is this city. Great museums (Historic New Orleans Collection, NOMA, an increible WWII museum), legendary historic cemeteries (next door to one of them is a coffee shop called Sacred Grinds), the absolutely ass-kicking Shedd Aquarium, parks full of massive old live oaks, and the best food, music, and shopping around (clothes, books, art, weirdness of every variety). Also FiFi Mahoney’s wig and costume shop. Plus booze. That you can walk around with. OH and swamp tours – either on Archer-style airboats, or slow-moving pontoons – great tours of beautiful scenery, with guides that tell you shitloads about the awesome nature. Plus also usually feeding gators marshmallows. I think you’d all love it, is what I’m saying.

  608. Hang out with us in OKC! Not too far to travel, super affordable, great food and better people, and you can be as active or laid back as you want. You would love the Skirvin hotel.

  609. I have three – I loved going to Ireland with family last year, it was joyous and wonderful, and I can’t wait to go back!

    The other two were more solo journeys – you could still do them with Victor and Hailey, but I loved them on my own. The first was in the spring of 2001, when I flew to Boston, got a rental car, and drove around New England for a week. No plan. I stayed where and when I wanted. I left when I could. It’s beautiful up there.

    The final one was when the last Harry Potter came out, and I got the book, got a room, and went away for the weekend. It could have been anywhere (this was Galena, Illinois), but I holed up for the weekend. It was AWESOME. I stayed up all night, until I finished that damn book…

  610. We haven’t done this, but would like to. There’s a ghost tour road trip through Arizona that looks really cool. (But not at all cold)

  611. Come to Australia. Thanks to climate change, our winters are more mild recently. Visit the state of Queensland and you’ll hardly even need to wear winter clothes.

  612. Head North!
    California’s winter rains mean summer fires are already started, and there’s plenty of scary press warning to beware of increased exposure to Lyme disease.
    Also the Big Sur area road access along Highway 1 was eaten by a large troll-landslide this spring and now those innkeepers are hiking their groceries home over locals-only footpaths. Hope it’s fixed soon as it’s hurting them.
    There is plenty of glorious Big Sur-ish coastline farther north. A few years ago, I found a solo road trip through Coos Bay, Oregon and surrounding areas full of delightful nooks and lighthouses. Renting a motor home in the area rather than driving all the way to it might save your strength for the scenic areas.
    My personal sweet spot of harmonic convergence is split between Victoria and Vancouver BC. Lovely people plus scenery. Boats n bikes n trails, without the Orwellian surveillance of Seattle’s Amazon industry.
    Another option is picking up the Alaska State Ferry from Bellingham, WA and just sashaying up the Inside Passage along Canada to Alaska. There’s several different ferry routes and you could change to another that goes to Kodiak and then down the Aleutian Chain. At no point will you see Russia, but you are free to make up your own tall tale.

  613. We just went to Norfolk and Virginia Beach. In all my 50 years, I have only been to the ocean 3 times, despite living in the Northeast. This time, I swam. It was bliss. There’s something about the ocean, the big, open sky….the world is so huge, the space so clear and free. I felt like I belonged there. So much so, I want to move there, and now I’m depressed.

  614. PS I’ve also dreamed of taking the Canadian Railway from Vancouver through the Canadian Rockies to Nova Scotia.
    I have taken Amtrak’s Coast Starlight from Seattle to LA and loved it. Pro tip: a disabled person can have one attendant ride for free.
    Gliding past the stopped traffic at road crossings triggers my Jackie Kennedy fantasy and allows me to practice my parade wave.

  616. Santa Fe, New Mexico. It’s not called the Land of Enchantment for nothin.’

  617. Do you have AAA? I keep seeing a “Rails to the Rim” train package that ends at the Grand Canyon. They give a good discount… It’s high season now, but it has a package price for hotel. I think the train gets held up by varmits along the way. I’ve been eyeing the fall prices…

  618. I really love Holihock on Cortes. Island in British Columbia. It is a cross between a resort for hippies and summer camp for grown ups. Check your insurance before you vacation out of the country to be sure you are covered. Holihock looks just like the pictures on the website. The food is vegetarian. It is also very good. I WOULD NOT go to Mexico right now as healthcare is very dicey down there. Love to you!

  619. Laguna Beach, CA. Art studios and Pageant of the Masters festival in summer. (Amazing!!) Sawdust art festival. Beaches. Wine. Sunshine. Wine. 😉 Awesomeness. Drink cherry juice for the rheumatoid arthritis, and stir 1-3 Tbsp of cod liver oil into orange juice to break up the the oil so you absorb it vs process it as a fat. Read up on nutrition and how it affects RA. Good luck with everything! Your books make me laugh so hard I cry!!! Thank you for that. You are a gifted writer.

  620. I’d go to California for the sunshine… and that wine that has marijuana in it.

  621. I love Europe, but lots of walking. Our family every summer gets a cottage on Prince Edward Island. It’s super relaxing, great beaches, no crowds where we go! Lots of fresh seafood too if you like that. You can do as little or as much as you feel up to doing there! * bonus- your dollar is basically a million dollars here….

  622. Road trip anywhere in the States. S Dakota grasslands and Badlands were magical. Wildflowers everywhere and a small bird flew up out of the grass and scared the hell out of my dog to the extent that he ripped his leash out of my hand and ran back to the truck and hid under it. He was a 90lb golden and the bird was a finch.
    Bryce Canyon natl Park in Utah was lovely. We got yelled at by two ravens when we got out to look at some rocks and stuff (because there are lots, and they are beautiful) who thought they were Waldorf and Statler and they were clearly unimpressed with us, the lack of any sort of food tribute for them (we didn’t know!), our appearance, our truck, and the fact we were Canadians. Bring peanuts with you when you go or the ravens will yell disapprovingly.

  623. I grew up in Northern California. There is nothing like the smell of pine needles baking in the sun.

  625. Yosemite. Beautiful, and, due to all the snow and rain last winter and spring, the waterfalls are amazing. Take advantage of the unusual weather that is providing the best falls in (probably) 30 years.

  626. If you do end up around LA, the Vasquez Rocks just northeast of the area would be worthy of your photo skills. Eveeything from Kirk’s Star Trek to Blazing Saddles was shot there. The area was a genuine hideout for a real bandit. Lastly, that whole shelf of rocks was just heaved out of the ground in seconds. Kinda fun to contemplate. Phasers on Stun.

    Alternate- Alabama has this paradise called Gulf Shores. Powdered-sugar white sands artfully decorated with tiny pink shells. Stunningly beautiful. We had a beachhouse on stiilts. Loved it.

  627. Come to Canada! Specifically, British Columbia and Vancouver Island. I work at a popular tourist attraction in Victoria, BC (Butchart Gardens, to be specific) and meet thousands of American tourists every year and they all rave about Canada . 😁 I had a visitor the other day tell me that it was the world’s best kept secret, lol, and he was definitely planning to come back again!

  628. California! Lots of interesting in San Francisco—-mini cars to rent to get around, plus bike taxis, cable cars– and a plethora of healthy food restaurants disguised as the real deal. We live just north now in Marin and have our place listed on Airbnb–its tiny for Texan standards but well loved and we’ll give you a deal!i https://www.airbnb.com/manage-your-space/3533982/details –We also have friends with Airbnbs in SF–And you have to see my Acupuncture doctor–she’ll help you –http://www.attcm.com/ Come visit and see Hamilton too (can your publisher pull some strings…) and then explore Point Reyes, Stinson Beach, Limantour Beach, and glamp at the Russian River in a super cool Airstream autocamp.com. Other thoughts in the Bay Area–Winchester Mystery House, Santa Cruz Boardwalk, https://houdini-escape.com/–so much or so little–

  629. North Devon in the UK. Pack everything from waterproofs to shorts as you never know what you will get with the great British weather. But the scenery is breath taking xx

  630. Either Sedona, AZ or Phuket, Thailand. Both beautiful for different reasons, but lovely nonetheless.

  631. Antarctica. Not good for you right now but it was amazing and where I look the happiest in the vacation pics.

  632. A train trip from Jasper AB to Prince Rupert BC. Fly to Vancouver or Victoria or rent a cottage on a small island off the coast.

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  634. Come to Halifax, Nova Scotia. We have a bar called Timber Lounge Halifaxe where you can drink beers and throw axes! (I’m a league member.)…. we also have Theodore Tugboat, great farmers markets and super friendly people…. we were the site of the Halifax Explosion!

  635. Best vacation I ever had was on on Molikai Island Hawaii. It’s the most Hawaiian island that non-natives can get to; they don’t celebrate the 4th of July… they don’t consider themselves part of the US. While the flight is quirky getting there from Honolulu — once you are there it’s amazing. Stay overnight in Honolulu then catch the puddle jumper 1st thing in the morning. Rent a car – don’t depend on the drivers. Trust me. Best snorkeling ever within the protected coral reefs. I saw tortoises swim right up to me. Stay in town or at one of the guest houses for the best experience rather than the resorts. You must have spam with noodles at least once. Father Damian’s leper colony and “shrine” is in a secluded part and you need an appointment to get there. Might be fun for Haley and her dad. There are fertility rocks all over the island. The views from the cliffs are post card perfect. Be prepared to go with the flow – because you are on island time. The stars are amazing and the temperature is just right with no real humidity. There is also kayaking in the mangrove forest / swamps and lei making. You won’t get “leied” when you land – so it’s your only opportunity to get one.

  636. I would have to agree with something simple this year like House on the rock in Wisconsin. (I saw someone else put that.) My friend went to the American Gods book release party there and like casually had breakfast with Neil Gaiman… it was really fun for an event and they ran the carousel and stuff.

    Since we just lost my Dad and the littlest is small we are also thinking mini vacations. Wisconsin Dells – but the one with the cabins and pools not the one with the drunk people throwing up on you (so says yelp) and maybe Saugatuck, Michigan. Door County, WI is really pretty.

    We accidentally stayed in Manitowoc one year while on our trek to Door County. (The making a murder town. Lol!) So when we watched the documentary we were obsessed because we were like, we ate dinner there!!!

    And if you come to Chicago, you’re always welcome. We have lots of room. And hospitality. And babies to wake you up at 5 am… which is why I’m here posting.

  637. Jenny, I see allot of people telling you to go to Kauai, I’ve not been yet myself but I’ve been to Maui many times and really want to retire there. Maui is not as busy as the big island but has more variety then Kauai You have the mountain and the beach and it’s just unbelievably beautiful. The snorkeling is amazing there and if you stay at Polynesian shores you will see tons of sea turtles!! We’ve stayed there 3 times now and it’s beautiful and peaceful has a pool that looks right at the ocean. Also it’s not to far from the quaint town of Lahaina and its close to Island grocery store which not only has great prices on alcohol they actually sell two flavors of Freezies/slushies (strawberry and pina colada) to mix with! This side of the island also has the Trade Winds which keep you cool and the best snorkel spot at Honaleua Bay which is magical to walk into, its this awesome jungle forest with chickens running around it! There’s so much to do or as little as you like. The best guide books are called the Blue Books (Maui Revealed is actual title). The Locals hate these books though as they’ve given allot of “off the beaten track info” that has stupid tourists wandering private property or making general nuisances of themselves. But the books are great guides and written with a good deal of humor so no matter which island get the Revealed book for that island and just don’t leave out in rental car cause we were warned the locals would break in just to take and destroy it. Good luck with wherever you decide to go! Mahalo

  640. Another vote for Alaska. We spent a week cruising there and it was awesome, but I’d want to do an inner passage next time. And we spent a day in Vancouver, but we could have spent 3 easily.

  641. Colorado Springs, CO.
    My son goes to UC Boulder and last August he and I went out a week early and stayed in Colorado Springs. We zipped lined through the rockies, seven Mile park I think it is called, located next to some fancy hotel the brand something,we did not stay there–i forced my pain stricken body to do it; I loved it. This year there is no way I can do this. They as re many small attractions to see–the cliff dwellings, land of the Gods and Pikespeak. Then Boulder is about 30 minutes away, which I thick is the most beautiful place. You c as n drive around the Rocky Mountain State Park and enjoy the views and many stops along the way. Peaceful and relaxing.

  642. Our honeymoon to the Pacific Northwest. We flew into Seattle, picked up a rental car, and drove. Took a ferry to Victoria, BC, went whale watching on a Zodiac boat and saw orcas, and visited Butchart Gardens and a butterfly museum/zoo! SO. COOL.

  644. Hello Blogess!! Come to my hometown – Santa Barbara! I have arthritis also, so I get it. Easy, flat walking. Free streetcar. 70 degrees. Beach right there. Drives you wouldn’t believe! Come on over and enjoy!

  645. Sunriver, Oregon…a perfect oasis in the middle of the desert. It’s warm in the summer, doesn’t require much walking, and still has plenty of fun family activities: swimming pools, river tubing/floating, biking, tennis, shopping, great restaurants, gorgeous scenery, and it’s close to attractions like the High Desert Museum and the Lava Caves. My family all enjoys doing different things at different activity levels and we all enjoy Sunriver 🙂

  646. No walking! The best vacation I ever took was by train. I rode across the country and saw amazing things. Wildlife and scenery. I met some fascinating people. What made it wonderful was the roomette so I could have my privacy when I wanted it. If you all were even considering such a relaxing vacation, I would recommend that you reserve an actual room for each leg of your trip.

  647. A cruise to a scenery laden place, like Norway or Alaska. Of course the excursions might be too much but at least you are still seeing all the massively beautiful things without being trapped in a car. Of course cars have more flexibility and the odd ball of string tourist attraction and let’s face it, there’s not enough pointless oddity viewing in this world.

  649. Surfer Beach Hotel in San Diego (Pacific Beach). Beach right across the boardwalk, fabulous restaurant down stairs. Great for people watching. Try the Sunset Suite; two bedroom apartment with huge balcony.

  650. In February of this year, (Australian summer), my son, daughter-in-law and I went on a whale watch. Off the south coast of Western Australia, about 4 hours off shore are underwater canyons where in summer, the Australian Orcas come to feed. Most amazing thing to stand on the bow of a 50 foot boat and have Orcas pass under neath my feet seemingly close enough to touch. I almost didn’t notice the intense sea sickness. I grinned for two weeks solid and every time I think about it I smile. Plus the day we went out saw bonus sperm whales and dolphins. BEST DAY EVER!!! So if you are ever in Bremer Bay, in February, go on an Orca expedition.

  651. Tanzania for safari. It was truly life changing. We went last year and are going back this September (and, honestly, already planning for next year). I’ve never felt more connected to a place in my life. The night sky is truly magical – to see the moon rise above the plains, to see the milky way with your naked eye, to see the southern cross…and the animals, well, there’s too much to say for a comment, I could write for days. And there is no walking! 🙂

  652. Tulum, Mexico. The most beautiful beaches ever!!! Best Palettes ( popsicles) !! Ruins/pyramids!!!

  653. Head to Victoria Island in Canada, right next to Vancouver without the traffic. There’s a little walking at Buschardt Gardens, but they’ve got to be the most beautiful gardens in the world. Look it up. And then head out to do some serious whale watching, or go downtown and watch the street performers. This was the high point of our 6,500 mile epic road trip last year.

  654. St. John USVI is where my soul lives – I’m lucky to go visit it once in a while. Rent a house. You have a home-away-from-home to yourself so you can hibernate and come and go as you please. All beaches (~39 of them!) are public and most are easily accessible from the roadways. Snorkeling is top notch – and if you’re afraid to get the water with critters, get a snorkel raft (and ship it down ahead of time by USPS flat rate box, leave it at the house as a gift for future renters or ship it home too). Visit some historical sites too with an easy walk. Excellent food options in Cruz Bay and sleepier Coral Bay. It is easy to avoid the rare “crow.”

  655. Lake Arrowhead CA, its my home town for one but a quaint little town up in the mountains in southern California. If you stay there you can day trip down to Disneyland or the beach or go boating on the lake there. Its also a low key introvert friendly vacation

  656. Taos, New Mexico followed by San Diego (the zoo is fab) and Portland, Oregon. The coast of Oregon is wonderful. And you can rent a scooter or wheel chair (decorated with your creepy dolls) so you don’t have to walk.

  657. Anywhere in Ireland. Magical. I told my wife that I went there again, I might not come back.

  658. Hawaii! When I was in bad shape, I found the whole experience – vibe, air, ocean – so healing as soon as I got off the plane. Either the Big Island or Maui, Lahaina specifically.

  659. Disney Cruiseline out of Port Canaveral to the Western Caribbean (Cozumel, Grand Cayman, Jamaica, Castaway Cay). It was my honeymoon two months ago and by far the best vacation I’ve ever been on!

  660. Not necessarily the best vacation I have ever been on, but the one I want to go on right now: Find a place on the California Coast, near San Simeon or Cambria for a week. Sit on the beach. Look at the beach. Go in the water. Look at the water. Maybe go for a wander in town, maybe drive up to see the elephant seals. Maybe not. Maybe just sit.

  661. The best vacation I have had in recent memory was on the Oregon coast – the Sylvia Beach Hotel! All the rooms are book themed – Harry Potter, Jules Vern, Tolkien and a whole slew of others. You go there to read (as they have no tv, wifi or phone in the room) and their food is excellent. It is right on the beach and is great to fly kites on. There is as much or as little to do around there as you want – a historic light house (and many animals to observe) and agate beach to the north. To the south is another light house, a bunch of kitsch beach front businesses that are fun to at least peruse thru. What I loved was the books, the beach and the relaxed feeling of the whole place.

  662. Portland Oregon and area. Portland is smallish and lovely and deliberately weird. Cheap tram cars to go everywhere. Best bookstore EVER, Powell’s City of Books, you can spend all day there (they have food) in the gloriousness. Doc Marten’s across the street with a big old boot hanging over the entrance. Great restaurants (including one with a wall painting of the food pyramid = slide of pizza) and streets full of food trucks, every kind of food. Weekend art/ craft/ food market by the river, easy to walk through or just relax in the park next door (complete with fountains to play in), listen to the live music and watch people. A Chinese garden inside a city block, makes you feel like you time-and-space travelled. Hang out in Pioneer Courthouse Square, “Portland’s Living Room.” Tour Pittock Mansion or just picnic in the (free) grounds. All the usual museums, science & industry, art, but also forestry museum/ lots of hands on cool stuff.
    And of course, big parks, trails, a Japanese garden, and Mt. Hood nearby.

  664. St. John. You can walk or you can not walk and stare at the ocean. The towns are delightfully bohemian. The cruise ships can’t dock there so the boat people aren’t there into the evening. The big resort has an excellent fancy restaurant and the food all over is great.

  665. Normally I would tell everyone to NEVER go to House on the Rock. But I actually think you could be the one person who should go there. There are literally rooms upon rooms of creepy dolls. It does, however, involve quite a bit of walking. The weather is actually quite pleasant this time of year. That part of the state has lots to do all within a short drive from Madison.

  666. Come to Halifax, Nova Scotia and stay with us! Great little city, ocean nearby and Canadian $ low

  667. Puerto Rico. It’s a US territory, so there’s much less paperwork involved in getting there and being there. The food is good. The rum is great. The water is warm. You can drive just about anywhere. Bioluminescent bays glow blue when you swim in them, the best is in Vieques, but there is another very good one in La Parguera. Knowing some Spanish is handy, but not essential.

  668. What about a cruise? Plant yourself in a deck chair and have people bring you drinks and food!

  669. Okinawa, it is the most amazing place I have ever been in my life. With your powers of observation you could get years worth of material. They turn bull frogs into coin purses with zippers on their mouths. need I say more.

  670. Cape San Blas, Florida. It’s halfway between Apalachicola and Panama City. Gorgeous and almost deserted, the sand is white, the water is turquoise and you don’t have a bunch of drunk teenagers or young adults there ( okay, maybe some tipsy parents). The islet is half Air Force property, 1/4 state park and 1/4 housing and condos. Great fishing on the bay side, beautiful surf on the Gulf side, it’s only 1/4 mile wide at most parts. Check out vrbo.com for great rental deals. I’ve stayed in Barrier Dunes there and it’s nice and quiet.

  671. If you’re up for dealing with people, cruising is a great option. Lots of food, lots of drinks, lots of things to do (or not do, whichever you prefer), and someone else to worry about the details if you decide to try some of the activities. I also enjoyed mexican resorts for the same reason.

  672. It’s not creative but we love Destin, FL. And it’s plenty warm and the lazy southerners/old people don’t like to walk a ton so you would have transportation options everywhere! Also: BEAUTIFUL!

  673. Hoi An, Vietnam; Mexico City; Seattle; or San Diego. I love the energy of all of these places. And the beach views don’t hurt (not in Mexico City, but in all the rest).

  675. I loved coming to La Paz, BCS, Mexico so much that my husband and I retired and moved down here permanently 18 months ago!! The Sea of Cortez is awesome.

  676. Williamsburg. Its like Comicon for history nerds. Costumes, regular people dressed up like famous people (colonists and the like) gadgets, tours, wigs, ancient archiac medicines (maybe they know something to get the demon sickness out of you), and you can get a picture of you in the stocks.
    It’s a fun place filled with weird stuff to photograph and instagram

  677. Years ago, I went to Bar Harbor Maine. It was gorgeous. Pristine and when you breathed in the air you thought, “oh, this is what clean air really is”. If you have any inclination to hike you can but if you are like me , you can go to the Acadia National Forest tea shop and while hikers of all ages and sizes walk purposefully by, you can ask for another popover (they are known for them)to go with your tea and preserves as you give much respect to the 75 year old grandmother with the granite calves from a lifetime of hiking as she too walks by the tea shop on what must be her daily hike. You can leisurely walk around the village shops and go on a whale watching tour. But be warned, the ship goes miles out in to the ocean to view whales, which is cool, but at least a third of the people got miserably sea sick , which wasn’t cool. And they don’t turn back the boat for anything. So there were these miserably sick people laying in fetal positions all around the ship including inside near the snack bar which was selling cheese fries which I thought was unneccasarily cruel to the people laying there wishing for the sweet relief of death. They had another tour that hugged the coastline which was also amazing and didn’t invite seasickness. The food was fantastic (except for the dreaded cheese fries) you will quickly become a lobster roll conneseur. Even the local McDonalds had a sign advertising their lobster roll. I definitely would go again. No matter where you go, have fun and enjoy it!

  678. Wyndham Reef Resort, Grand Cayman. We took our 16 year old daughter and it was super relaxing, no walking, great weather, and great rooms. The snorkelling just a few feet from shore was great. It’s on the deserted side of the island so hardly any people too.

  679. Ohau. It was the best vacation I’ve been on in possibly my whole life. The beach, the warmth, the parks, the food. I loved EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!

  680. Ok, I had a hard time picking. Warm and awesome, even if minimal walking. Maui would be the place that met those parameters. Driving, driving, driving around Maui was the best. Drive, get out, look around, drive a little further, repeat. We spent at least a solid 2.5 days just doing this. We rented a condo on Polo Beach, which was practically private due to the geography (no Hawaii beach is actually private)…note, we picked a condo on the dry side of the island deliberately as I was terrified to encounter monstrous local insect life.

  684. Glacier National Park. But you’d have to take a tent and my girlfriend (now my wife). That may not be possible, though.

  685. I love a good Disney Cruise. Surprisingly adult friendly. Great food, great shows, kids are happy. Honestly, I don’t even need to get off the ship. I think they go out of Galveston (not just Florida) these days.

  686. Blackwater Falls, Davis, West Virginia. One of the most relaxing vacations I have ever had.

  688. My happiest and most relaxed stretch of time was driving through the Dakotas, Montana, and Wyoming. I have chronic pain so I definitely wasn’t up to hiking in Yellowstone, but it was still FREAKING AMAZING and beautiful and weirdly really accessible. There are many many hot springs so you can be very nineteenth century and go about taking the waters for your health. And mostly you can stare and stare and stare until you feel your rib cage crack open like an egg and discover that the inside looks like the inside of a geode and it’s amazing.

  689. I am very surprised no one has said New England. Dennis and Chatham Massachusetts (Cape Cod) has some of the most beautiful beaches I’ve ever been to. My personal top pick would be Martha’s Vineyard. It is so lovely and so much fun, it is THE destination for sitting Presidents on family vacation.

  691. Rent an RV and travel to some of the national parks, scenic byways, etc. Lots to see with minimal walking. Plus you can rest when needed. Zion and Bryce in Utah are amazing, magical places.

  692. This year the Durango & Silverton Narrow Gauge Railroad is running a promotion where kids ride free. And our mountain towns were popular with folks like Doc Holliday as places to gamble, drink, and get up to general mischief (I mean fun!). Maybe you can feel a connection with someone who was living it up while also struggling with tuberculosis? Although, I think that you’d have a more spiritual connection to early settler and circuit doctor, Mary Winter Fisher, and her pet bear, Pickles, who liked to wrestle miners at the bars in Pagosa Springs (the bear did the wrestling, not Dr. Mary). She also had a pet wolf who went on circuit with her. http://pagosasprings.com/dr-mary-fisher-pagosas-historic-heroine/

  694. I lived in San Diego for a decade or so and it was really wonderful. Close enough to drive up for a trip to Disneyland if you desire, but lots of cool stuff to see there as well. San Diego Zoo and the Animal Park for starters, but the entire Balboa Park area with the museums and art, buskers, sunshine. So wonderful. Old Town for amazing food and music. Stay at the Hotel Del Coronado, it is beautiful and lots of history. Gaslamp quarter. Get a horse-drawn carriage ride (something you can do as a family with no conversing with strangers!)

  695. I concur with Maine – lovely and peaceful with a good vibe. Also, skip the cruise – way too peopley. If you can swing it, do a weeklong charter on a catamaran somewhere – just you and your family with 2 or 3 crew to do the driving, serve you meals and bring you drinks.

  696. Take a look at Capon Springs Resort in West Virginia. Its all-inclusive, home-made meals served family-style in the cafeteria or outside picnic style a couple days a week. Completely laid back, with beautiful scenery and hiking, golf, etc if you want. There’s a game room with board games and ping pong. The outdoor pool is refilled every couple days with Capon Springs famous spring water. It has spas, tennis, or comfy rocking chairs on the front porch with evening entertainment. Its family owned and there are families that have literally returned every summer for decades! My teen age and young adult children love it! Definitely worth checking out!

  698. The best vacation I ever had was when I went to cancun with two of my best friends. We mostly sat on the beach (they bring you food & delicious drinks), swam in the pool & ate. Not a ton of walking required. You can get a cab to take you to close by shops & tons of restaurants. The food was fantastic, and it’s absolutely beautiful. You can also go see ruins, do horseback riding & stuff like that too if you want to be more active. Just be sure to put on LOTS of sunscreen (I got the worst sunburn of my life there – and it’s still the best trip I’ve ever taken!) I also have good memories of trips to the ocean city nj boardwalk with my family. It’s absolutely a touristy place, but it’s fun & family friendly, lots of cute little restaurants & ice cream places just in town. And you should probably enjoy miniature golf, cause there’s a lot of that. It’s a lot of walking, but it’s a cute place to visit for a couple days.

  700. Every spring we go to Cancun, which is beautiful, warm and relaxing but freakin hot right now. In summer I like the NC Mountains, specifically Asheville where weirdness abounds, dogs are everywhere, fun stuff to do and cool bars y’all.

  702. One of my favorite trips so far was going to the jungle in the south of Mexico, in the state of Chiapas. Got to see an area of uncovered temples and ruins but also got an amazing personal tour through the jungle and saw even more still buried ruins. It definitely required lots of walking, so it’s a do-later trip.
    I just had a lovely walking-free vacation renting a beach house with my family in Sunset Beach, North Carolina. Just a week of relaxing on the beach, playing in the sand and waves.

  703. Pacific NW, Seattle, so worth seeing the beauty, I have lived here for five years and it still takes my breath away. It’s not always warm here, pack long sleeves and jackets, but you’d probably love it after the heat of TX. I am from TX myself, so I know.

  704. Camping in Yellowstone was by far the best trip I’ve ever taken my kids on! We went to Montana for the day and went white water rafting as well!!

  705. Once while floating the river in Central Texas on a July 4 Wednesday, there was a moment when there was no one else on the river other than me and my husband. It was perfect.

    The other time I had this feeling, we were snow skiing in freezing nearly white out conditions on Copper Mountain when we literally could not see or hear any other people. It was amazing. So, my advice is for the 3 of you to go somewhere where there is a chance of having a moment when you are all alone in nature together.

    Also, if you can define what “play” means to each of you, perhaps you can incorporate that into your trip? 🙂 (https://www.ted.com/talks/stuart_brown_says_play_is_more_than_fun_it_s_vital) Be well! 🙂 I considered not saying that bc I know you’re not well, but I must send the wish to you!

  706. Come to Quadra Island, BC! Ocean, mountains. Sit and relax, or go do stuff (whale watching, kayaking, fishing…)

  707. The happiest I’ve ever been is walking along the Seine late at night.

    It was my first trip to Paris and I had an overly-romanticized notion about how I would download a bunch of sad music (Amy Winehouse, Adele, Paloma Faith, etc) and walk along the Seine and cry and achieve emotional catharsis.

    What actually happened was I got lost on my way back to my hostel from the Eiffel Tower and walked along the Left Bank with the biggest, greatest grin on my face because, despite being exhausted, lost, hungry, and in pain, I was in Paris, dammit!

    Same things happened last year along the Thames and River Liffey.
    Apparently I’ve got a thing for European rivers.

  708. My favorite place to vacation is Flagstaff, AZ. Beautiful weather, sunny but not too hot. There’s a really cool museum of local history, and a national park with an extinct(?) volcano, lava fields, pueblo ruins, the works. My family and I spent an entire day just at the park, and you can actually enter some of the ruins. And there are good bookstores. Flagstaff is within driving distance of the Grand Canyon, the Painted Desert, Montezuma Castle ruins, Meteor Crater, all kinds of cool stuff. The southwest US is awesome.
    One other thing: If you want to do Disneyland, don’t go in the summer. It’s hot as balls and packed to the brim. Go in January or February–much cooler, much less crowded. Small chance of getting rained on, but totally worth the trade-off in my opinion.

  709. Devil’s hopyard and gilette’s castle. First is a park, second is house built by guy who played Sherlock Holmes back in the day and has cool tricks. Mystic is cool too, and if you go to Groton, can go on the Nautilus. Just stay away from Lyme (and Old Lyme and any other Lymes)

  710. I’m going to add another for New Orleans. My favorite place. You can do quick cemetery tours on your own – so you can leave whenever you want. (I recommend Greenwood). http://www.nola.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2017/06/a_photowalk_through_metairie_c.html – a photowalk in Metairie Cemetery.

    You can ride streetcars all around town, fun museums. The most beautiful library I’ve ever seen (Latter). Just sit by the river and feel the breeze. We didn’t do the boat tour, just took the ferry to Algiers and went passed the Crown & Thistle (which has a Tardis for a front door)! Boat tour could be fun – no walking…
    Tons of awesome food, maybe not great for you… Sweet southern breezes. I went in April to celebrate turning 40 and as soon as i can afford it I’m going back.

  712. St John Virgin Islands – peaceful and crystal blue waters – heaven.

  713. Cuba! We went to Varadero and it was amazing. And a great little market with lots of little things you would love!

  714. Just to add, my advice is to avoid the usual suspects if you are going in the summer. They are generally crowded nightmares here in the us – Disney, Grand Canyon, etc. Having lived near many of those places my suggestion is save those trips for February. No crowds!

  715. Asheville NC, there is a vortex in the mountains so I love going there to get all the good energy. If not there I think you need to go to Sedona and lay on the Rocks. Sedona is another vortex and would be good for you.

  716. Zion National Park is pretty Amazing, its past the time to visit though. You want to hit that place around spring break or fall before the snow. Actually where I live in the Pacific Northwest is pretty great right now. A wonderful day up here is a drive up Chuckanut Road, Picnic at Larrabee Park, and then dinner in Fairhaven. That is my local happy place. Fairhaven is super cute, and easier to navigate than Bellingham (which is just a tad more north.) There is an Airport in Bellingham. If you have your passports you could drive up to Canada. Or take a ferry to Whidbey Island and have another day trip there. There is a Drive-in Theater at Whidbey, I just heard about it and I am planning to go this summer. San Juan Islands are accessible from the Anacortes Ferry System, and they are pretty drives with little beaches and history. Learn about the Pig War, not Bay of Pigs, but PigWar.

  717. Savannah, GA! It’s warm right now but also shady with lots of parks and by the water so it’s not too stifling. You can walk around or take a trolley just about anywhere. Plus the food, oooh girl, it’s divine! There’s a wonderful ghost tour and some great little shops to browse in. You’ll love it! One of my favorite places!

  718. Puerto Rico was my best vacation ever. LOTS of laying around reading books, eating amazing food, and listening to ocean waves. We got a condo on the beach and walked maybe two blocks to get food. There is sight seeing but we opted out for more naps.

  719. Ventura, California. 70’s almost year round. Main street has a ton of funky antique/ second hand shops. The beaches are rarely crowded. It’s an easy drive to Santa Barbara and Ojai (cool little art town). Good places to eat, Gorgeous scenery. Close enough to L.A. if you feel like a museum or amusement park.

  720. Savannah, GA. The most haunted city in the U.S. They have all kinds of ghost tours and one of them you ride around in a hearse while sitting on an elevated platform hanging out the top that has been cut off. The best part? The first stop is the liquor store were you can get anything you want to take on the tour. I’m not sure if the store was haunted but does it really matter? Possessed wine taste pretty much the same as regular. It may even get the job done quicker.

  726. If you’re ever bored on a weekend and feel too tired to fly to all these exotic places people are recommending, try driving up to Famersville, official home to the largest knitting store in Texas. It’s smack dab in the middle of a delightfully old-fashioned square lined with antique shops and quirky stores (one sells pickle soda. Now you HAVE to go, right?). And about two blocks down there’s a spinning store where the owner spins wool on an antique wheel using wool from her sheep.

  729. Joshua Park, California. Wait for fall…but a must. Stay in the little motel Harmony in 29 Palms where U2 wrote Joshua Tree. Stop at the visitors center to find the ranger led talks schedule. You can drive from site to site. There is an upper desert and a lower desert. All driveable.

  730. Santa Barbara/central California coast is great. The lovely people who also suggested this area forgot to mention OUR AIRPORT. Seemingly mundane detail to bring up, but hear me out. As a person who gets super anxious about travel, SBA is the only airport I actually kind of enjoy. It’s relatively small, so it doesn’t feel like a death march to get from curbside to security to terminal; it’s beautiful; the service is alarmingly friendly and laid back – you can stumble in 10 minutes before your flight departs and make it through security and to your terminal with minutes to spare. So if you fly into Santa Barbara, the awesome starts at the airport and only gets better from there.

    Weather is great, usually in the upper 70s/low 80s with overcast mornings and clear afternoons. SB is a relatively small town nestled between the ocean and mountains, with lots of options for outdoorsy types (but honestly, waaaay more options if you’re mostly just interested in eating and drinking your way through town). Chaucer’s Books is all kinds of awesome. There’s also a teeny zoo, sea center, and museums for kids and adults alike (like MOXI, the new science and tech museum with lots of interactive exhibits, and convenient placement along the Urban Wine Trail). Although Santa Barbara feels isolated from the craziness that is LA, it’s a short drive (or train ride) to other attractions along the coast, such as the aforementioned Moonstone Beach and Hearst Castle to the north (pretty pretty pretty), or the Santa Monica pier and Venice beach to the south (great people watching).

    Can’t recommend this area enough. I came here on a whim 14 years ago, and never left.

  731. Salida, CO is a great small town in the mountains that’s not overrun by people and the locals appreciate the weird. The locals even manage to make the name weirder by mispronouncing it (SAL-ida, not sal-eeda). We contribute to the weirdness, for instance, my mother rechristening a building as the Trampoline Jesus Church. Now everyone who knows my mom uses Trampoline Jesus as a geographic point of reference. Salida is also close to the Mount Princeton hot springs, which don’t stink because instead of the usual sulfur they’re high in lithium, which can make you feel a little boozy. As someone with chronic pain (bad back) I can personally vouch for the hot springs and the lithium. As an introverted nerd I can also tell you that the library is one of the last Carnegie libraries still operating and is charming as all get out.
    Plus, actual booze gets you drunker faster at high altitude.

  732. Check out the FB group North Idaho Life–the posts are public. Even if you never want to visit, we post lots of nice pictures. A lot of people who are planning to move here follow and post…kind of interesting where everyone comes from. If you are looking for outdoor fun, tons to do….

  734. Sunset Beach, North Carolina is a really nice destination. The location itself is just the houses and the beach with a few shops on the island (there is a bridge to drive on and off of it), but it is within easy driving distance of many more touristy things to do, too.

  735. Anguilla. Crystal blue, calm, swimming pool like beaches. Absolutely gorgeous. And the best part? Being (literally) the only people on them. It was heaven for my introverted self. And the food is amazing everywhere you go.

  736. Yosemite. Went several times as a young child when my family lived in California. Returned for the first time in 40 years with my kids a couple years ago. I literally cried it was so amazing. And you have to do the sunset ranger talk at Glacier Point and watch the sun set on Half Dome. It’s surreal and divine and wonderous.

  737. Italy….my all time favorite and best time. Hawaii is a close second. As a family, we loved Ocean City, Maryland. It really has everything and you can walk or not, swim or not, relax or not! EAT though, as there are some fabulous places to eat with beautiful sunsets to match!

  738. This is kind of hard to answer, because people travel for different reasons. Some like history; some like to see what life is like living in a certain place; some travel purely as a break, taking a book and a folding chair to sit on a beach and read. I’d guess we all have different reasons at different times.

    I’ve been lucky to have experiences wandering around different places, all sort of DIY trips. I wouldn’t trade them for the world, but it might not be what floats your boat.

    That said, I was just reading about Białowieża Forest on Wikipedia. Looks fascinating, even if you don’t leave your room. 😉

  739. Scotland is probably the most beautiful place I’ve been. There are castles and hills and lots of sheep. Plus whiskey. It really just feels magical there.

  740. Barcelona! Great city, people and atmosphere. There’s a beach for Haley and great opportunities for people watching on Las Ramblas. The buildings designed by Antoni Gaudí are spectacular (and very quirky).

  742. I love Scotland and Ireland, but also love the Black Hills of South Dakota 🙂

  743. I’d suggest staying away from Mexico & South America for now, because Zika! You definitely don’t need that. Also New Mexico, because THE PLAGUE, you REALLY don’t need that. If I had the chance to go anywhere for a week, then I’d probably go explore the either Washington State or some place like Rhode Island – really any place where green and it’s not going to be over 100* and has water (ocean, streams, lakes).

  744. Positano, Italy. It’s so beautiful and a wonderful place to unwind. I dream about going back there. Disclaimer: You do have to go on a very twisty-turny (autocorrect, not two-by-four, wtf!) road to get there from the larger port city of Naples. Or Sienna in Tuscany. A lovely little town in the countryside.

  745. Lake of the Ozarks, MO. Seriously my happy place. Only walking is from room down the dock to the lake and back (of course there is a lot of stuff to do that involves walking, if you want!). We stay at Port Elsewhere resort (we’re owners there). it’s cheap, it’s fun, and it’s (most importantly) relaxing. My 7 best days of the year are spent there! 🙂

  746. Go on a cruise to…anywhere. They let you know the activity level of any shore adventure so you can go on easy bus rides sightseeing or you an hike if you feel up to it. Or even better, the family can on on the excursions and you can sit on deck drinking.

  747. Elephant Butte, NM and the surrounding area has hot springs and baths. That sounds like it might be nice for achy joints… plus you can write about how you went to Elephant Butte for vacation.

  748. I’m rather fond of Long Island’s north fork…especially my mom’s hometown of Greenport. Boats, family beaches, calm bay water, wineries, lighthouse tours, and a 1950s carousel that used to belong to Grumman Aerospace. If you drive the north fork wine trail, you can end up at The Big Duck. You can daytrip to NYC by way of the Long Island Rail Road… The train from Penn Station NY ends at Greenport, shortly before a dock where tall ships and bunker boats dock. Think “Downeaster Alexa”… the bay here connects to Gardiner’s Bay. Ride the ferry to Shelter Island and drive across to take another ferry to the south fork to visit Montauk.
    Further suggestions available from yours truly offline, especially if you’re game to go into the more urban sections of Long Island and visit things like Walt Whitman’s birthplace — now in the shadow of a shopping mall.
    http://www.greenportvillage.com/
    http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2173

    Crap. Now I’m homesick. Off to see if The Silver Sands can still fit my family in some time this summer… my family’s been going there since the 1950s when it was run by the current owner’s parents/grandparents. Pink and teal…so much a period piece.

  749. This house in Spain: https://www.vrbo.com/982254ha We rented a car and did day trips to Barcelona and Santa Maria de Monserrat (mountaintop monastery) and Rupit (which is a Spanish Rivendell) and the Costa Brava and the town of Vic. Plus many days relaxing at the house taking in the incredible views. Wish we could go back this summer but alas, we need a new roof. 😉 Best of luck finding a vacation spot and healing healing healing.

  751. A vacation at a Pennsylvania State Park – in a modern cabin (heat, water, bathroom, kitchen). We’ve done it more than once and it is also super cheap (under $500 for a week). And if you go in September it is still beautiful but much less crowded.

  752. The Grand Canyon, but in January, especially after the crowd has left to go to the Bowl Games in Arizona. El Tovar hotel on the rim was heavenly. I know you were talking about this summer, but I’m just saying.

  753. Austria (hills, alive). Mexico (lounge, alcohol, repeat). Costa Rica (spider monkeys that will make you want to smuggle a monkey home…do it)

  754. I saw people recommend Boston and also Cape Cod in Massachusetts. I would highly recommend touring Massachusetts. From the Berkshires to the Cape, there are mountains and see and lots of arts. The food is great. You could compare North Shore clams to South Shore Clams. You could head to Horseneck Beach which is one of most beautiful beaches in the state. If you decide on MA and want to message me, I’ll make more recommendations. I grew up in NYC but never want to leave MA.

  755. Come to Ottawa, Canada! Far enough away to need a passport and warm enough to not need to wear layers. We are celebrating Canada’s 150th Anniversary this year with lots of new, beautiful sights to see. The Byward Market and Sparks Street Mall are all central and close to the Parliament Buildings, the Unesco World Heritage site Rideau Canal and spitting distance to the Gatineau Hills, where you can have spectacular views of the area.

  756. Well, if you think you’re going to die of TB or something soon, take a Once-In-A-Lifetime-Vacation, someplace like Spain where it’s sunny and warm and good for your not-yet-but-maybe TB. My favorite vacation was when my daughter and I drove around Colorado. Not in Colorado, but around it. We started in Kansas City, drove up to Devil’s Tower, then Crazy Horse Mt., then Wind Cave Nat. Park, over to Yellowstone, down to The Great Salt Lake, down to the North Rim of Grand Canyon, over Glen Canyon Dam Bridge, down to the South Rim of the Grand Canyon, walked down and back up Bright Angel Trail (you might want to skip this and just take in the view), then over to Meteor Crater, the Petrified Forrest National Park, saw the Painted Desert, then drove back through Texas, though you might want to stop when you get to Texas. These were just the highlights since we stopped at several other places along the way, such as pouring out a bottle of water when we crossed the Continental Divide so half would go to the Pacific and half to the Atlantic. All in all, we drove around Colorado but never went into it. Try it, you might like it.

  757. You definitely want to go on a cruise. You unpack once, you are chauffeured around on a mega yacht, food all the time- midnight ice cream bar, yay!- pools, shopping, tonnes of stuff to do. You can do as little or as much walking as you want- if 80 year old people can do them, you should have no problem! You won’t have to travel far to get to the boat, there are lots of cruises that leave out of Galveston and head places nice and warm. Once you are on the boat, you can get a nice room with a balcony and sit out on it and get room service, so you only have to leave if you want to.

  758. Come visit me in New Zealand! It’s spectacularly beautiful. But not at this time of the year, it’s mid winter.

  759. I second Sedona 1000 percent because it is a very healing place. I felt the energy shift the moment I arrived and so did my husband. It’s hard to describe… The feeling of well being from simply being there is mystifying. It’s spiritually soul nourishing.. grounding… Incredible…If you go there please stay at The Sunset Chateau. The views are breathtaking, the free breakfasts there are super yummy, the rooms are luxurious..and the staff that work there are wonderful people….It is a family business. Janet (one of the owners) is an exceptional, very special, beautiful person. If you meet her please tell her Jenny McKinsey sent you. Go to experience the natural wonders there, wonders of the energy…. I promise you that if you go there you will never forget it.

  760. Cancun is really fun. You can just lounge at a resort (we stayed at Hyatt Zilara) It is beautiful and all-inclusive. Or you can do a ton of walking by going to Xcaret as an excursion while you are there. It is so fun! You can float through underground rivers, swim with dolphins, hold macaws, swim with sea turtles, watch a cowboy horse show, or just stuff yourself at the buffets. Totally worth the walking.

  762. east africa. no place like it if you’re an animal lover. a little closer is galapagos islands. Where else do you have to step over booby bird nests?? and saying ‘booby birds’ is so much fun!!

  764. St. Augustine has been recommended already but I’ll jump in and say it is great. I’m here camping right now! Oldest city, everything is close, and has the original Ripley’s Believe it or not Odditorium!

  765. I am pretty sure you won’t read the 765th post but just in case you do, you are in for a treat.
    I would first go and visit Seattle and see the city because it is GLORIOUS in the summer. Then go north to Anacortes and take your family whale watching. After that I would take the ferry and
    go through the San Juan Islands to Sidney BC and see the Butchart Gardens in BC. All of these events are close together geographically but different enough to keep you interested and make your vacation feel like a million bucks.
    Treat Yo Self.

  766. I’m going to add my voice to relaxing on Mackinac Island. The Grand Hotel has breakfast & dinner included & you can sit on the porch & just enjoy the view.

  767. New Zealand and Australia were awesome. They have penguins at the zoos and you can walk around with the kangaroos. Well, you’re not supposed to leave the trail, but if they walk up to you you can pet them. Unfortunately none came up to me but I did see some doing it so I’d still call that a win. And I got a picture with a koala (def can’t pet those mean bastards though). Italy is also amazing, but DO NOT go in August. So damn hot (but you’re from Texas so it may not affect you as much as me). For a less expensive trip, go to the Upper Peninsula in Michigan! It’s quite beautiful. It’s been years since I’ve been able to go up but they have really good fudge up there. On Mackinac Island there are no cars allowed to you travel by bike or have horses drag you around. Or if you go to Traverse City (upper lower Michigan, if that makes sense), their wine is at the same level as California wine and there’s tons of wineries. Kalamazoo has a bunch of breweries (and happens to be where I live at the moment). It’s cooler up north but not cold like during the winter. 50-60s maybe? Having all the water around really cools it off, but I don’t think it’d be too cool that it would hurt your various diseases (it doesn’t mine, but we have different things).

  768. St. John, USVI. or Siesta Key, FL (they have free golf carts to shuttle you around the small town)!

  769. You are always welcome to come visit my chickens and I in Iowa. We have a lot of funky and quirky vintage and antique shops and you don’t have to worry about lots of other tourists.

  770. Itasca Minnesota and the start of the Mississippi River- its magical and you can WALK,ACROSS THE MISSISSIPPI!

  771. I have ankylosing spondylitis (which is a localised form of rheumatoid) and I went to Madrid last December – even though we walked a lot, the weather even then was so warm and dry and my symptoms got a hell of a lot better. Also it’s a lovely city full of history, culture, beautiful buildings and amazing food

  772. I actually live in my idea of paradise, Naples, Florida. It was voted the best beach town in the US. Also, it’s off season now so it’s less expensive. I could give you a tour!

  775. San Diego, California. There are a ton of really nice resorts with things to do right at your doorstep (The Hotel Del Coronado is the best known, but there are many other great ones). It is seldom too cold or too hot, and if you want to do things away from the resort there is soooooo much available. The San Diego Zoo, the Wild Animal Park, and Sea World are big draws, as are going down into Tijuana, Mex, Seaport Village, The Star of India … Also tons of things water-wise to do in the ocean and in the bay. I grew up there and, although I don’t live there anymore, think it’s a wonderful place for families to visit!!

  776. Best vacation spot I can ever remember is not on your route, but I got to tell you about it. Copper Harbor, MI, at the Soo Locks. The best attraction in town was the town dump At night all the vacationers would drive there in their cars and watch bears go through the garbage. Although, I think they stopped allowing people to do this some time in the 70’s or 80’s. This is because people would get really excited about seeing the bears. Apparently so excited that someone did what any rational person would do when they see a 500 lb. animals with fangs roaming about next to their car: they got out and attempted to feed it by hand. Except in this case, “by hand,” apparently has multiple meanings. It’s always some yahoo who has to ruin things for the rest of us.

  777. You should have come to Seattle. Weed is legal here and you could have smoked it, eaten it, whatever, walked around Vaping all the CBD you wanted and you would have been like…what pain? Or so I am told.

  778. Dunno if you’re still taking suggestions, but. We went to NZ (north island) last year and did a self-driving tour. We had an awesome “Kruse Control” (official name) GPS device that would ping off the coordinates and tell us about Maori legends, local settlers, and fun things to do. Plus, there’s Hobbiton!

  784. has a really great idea that travel agents know about: you can fly with one airline to travel to where you’re going and then go with another airline going home.

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