I’ve been looking for one of those “C” shaped nesting nightstands so that I can work in bed because I am incredibly lazy, but the ones I’ve found come in sets for some reason and I just need one so I went to a furniture consignment shop and the couple working there were like, “Are you looking for anything in particular?” and in my head I said, “I’m looking for just one of a certain type of nightstand” but for some reason instead I loudly said, “I’M JUST LOOKING FOR A CERTAIN TYPE OF ONE NIGHT STAND” and then there was silence and instead of explaining I just said, “Well, shit” and walked out and that’s just one more shop I can never go back to.
PS. As I was writing this I’ve just realized that I’d been googling “nesting table” because in my head the table nests up against the bed but actually a “nesting table” implies that it nests inside another table and so basically the reason why I couldn’t find one that wasn’t a set was because I was literally asking for a set. So I brought this on myself in every fucking way.
