Continuing my series of bizarre notes I wrote on my phone while probably not sober:
It’s weird that nobody knows the exact entomology for the word “hushpuppy.” Wait, is “hushpuppy” two words? Also, I don’t think “entomology” is the word I’m looking for but I can’t remember the entomology of the word that I’m looking for though. Fuck it. I give up. But I do want to point out that I am aware that entomology is bugs. I know I’m using the word wrong and I think I should get at least half credit for that.
I bet “Flamely” would be a really good name for a boy. I should have another baby.
I found cookies in the freezer that I forgot I had and I’m pretty sure this is proof that I am God’s favorite.
A band is just a gang with fewer knives. And more more music, I guess. Probably more about the music than the knives now that I think about it.
I want the GPS voice in my car to say “You’re doing a great job.” “Nice one stopping at that yield sign, you absolute titan.” “Take a left here and your hair looks amazing, by the way.”
If I had a nickel for every time I backed my car over the trash can I’d have three nickels, which isn’t a lot of money but still seems excessive.
Are you less ticklish if you have tylenol? Because it makes your skin less sensitive to pain so wouldn’t it also make it less sensitive to tickling? Is there a medicine for tickling? If there was a shot for it I would totally take that shot.
Why isn’t the past-tense of “glow” “glewd”? Because it should be.
I wonder if you can finish netflix?