Funbags

I’ve hardly been to any blogs in weeks and yet you guys still come and listen to me complain.  I’m sick and depressed but still you remind me how lucky I am.  “Thanks” isn’t enough but it’s all I can manage right now. Also, since you can’t see how pitiful I look in real life I’m includingContinue reading “Funbags”

The Pee Cheerleader

I’m too tired to even go into the details because this mono/dog disease crap still has me mostly bedridden but I have to tell you that yesterday I left my bed to take Hailey to the doctor because she had a thumb infection and I mentioned that she’d been complaining about her tootie (the name she gave her vagina) hurting for aContinue reading “The Pee Cheerleader”

The post where I finally crack up for good

I just got back from the doctor.  Apparently I have a grab-bag of illnesses, including  a respiratory infection and sinus infection and severe mono.  But at least it’s a sexy disease to have, right?  After all, mono is “the kissing disease”.  And who have I been kissing?  Dogs.  Apparently.  I say this because the blood work also revealed thatContinue reading “The post where I finally crack up for good”

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