I’ve hardly been to any blogs in weeks and yet you guys still come and listen to me complain. I’m sick and depressed but still you remind me how lucky I am. “Thanks” isn’t enough but it’s all I can manage right now. Also, since you can’t see how pitiful I look in real life I’m includingContinue reading “Funbags”
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The Pee Cheerleader
I’m too tired to even go into the details because this mono/dog disease crap still has me mostly bedridden but I have to tell you that yesterday I left my bed to take Hailey to the doctor because she had a thumb infection and I mentioned that she’d been complaining about her tootie (the name she gave her vagina) hurting for aContinue reading “The Pee Cheerleader”
The post where I finally crack up for good
I just got back from the doctor. Apparently I have a grab-bag of illnesses, including a respiratory infection and sinus infection and severe mono. But at least it’s a sexy disease to have, right? After all, mono is “the kissing disease”. And who have I been kissing? Dogs. Apparently. I say this because the blood work also revealed thatContinue reading “The post where I finally crack up for good”
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Apparently Hailey gave themselves an actual concussion by throwing their head back into a metal pole while laughing too hard and then almost did it again while fake swooning in the doctors office and this is exactly how I know they are my child.
Sleepy baby. HE’S JUST SLEEPING, I ASSURE YOU.
Slo-mo of Dorothy Barker and her toy. The noise of the squeaky toy slowed done is my new favorite thing.
Hailey and their adorable sweetheart visited @nowherebookshop today while I signed books and it was a much-needed perfect day.
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