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And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles.

This morning I had a fight with Victor about towels. I can’t tell you the details because it wasn’t interesting enough to document at the time, but it was basically me telling Victor I needed to buy new bath towels, and Victor insisting that I NOT buy towels because I “just bought new towels“. ThenContinue reading “And that’s why you should learn to pick your battles.”

Come see me on tour without ever leaving the safety of your couch.

So last week the paperback of Broken was released and I did my first live book tour stop in literally years. We did it at Nowhere Bookshop (naturally) and it was also our first ever live reading at the store so it was terrifying on both accounts, but also amazing. View this post on InstagramContinue reading “Come see me on tour without ever leaving the safety of your couch.”

I don’t have a title for this because I’ve run out of puns. Please insert your own.

I promise to stop writing about giant metal chickens next week, but before we move on I thought I’d share a photo that my friend Erica snapped in Houston. I can only assume that the woman who lives here hasn’t been allowed to buy towels for *decades*. See? It could be so much worse. PS.Continue reading “I don’t have a title for this because I’ve run out of puns. Please insert your own.”

So where do we go from here?

This post peppered with medicinal kittens because smarter people are writing better things so I’m doing this instead. This was a lot of us the night of the election: If you’re like me you’ve been spending the last days feeling helpless and uncertain what to do. Some things are easy, like donating to causes that you feelContinue reading “So where do we go from here?”

What are you even looking for? Seriously. What the shit.

Every once in awhile I look at the top searches that bring people to this blog, and then I think, What? Why? What? And then I share it with you because honestly it’s jut too fucked up not to share. The strangest searches that lead people to my blog this week: pierced dog ears (StopContinue reading “What are you even looking for? Seriously. What the shit.”

I think I’m onto something but probably not.

Conversation with me and Victor: me: I just realized something: Spiders have eight legs and eight eyes, and humans have two legs and two eyes, and worms have no legs and no eyes. Victor: And? me: And cats have four legs…BUT ONLY TWO EYES. Victor: Um…yep. me: I mean, it doesn’t follow, does it? Are theyContinue reading “I think I’m onto something but probably not.”