Search terms that make me question what’s going on in your life.

Every so often I look at the things people were searching for on the internet that brought them to this blog.  Then I shake my head at humanity.  Then I copy the least offensive but most baffling searches and share them here with you.  Because I’m a giver.   What people were searching for on theContinue reading “Search terms that make me question what’s going on in your life.”

Strangest search terms of the week

Once again, the strangest things people were searching for last week that brought them to thebloggess.com: “ivaginated penis” (I don’t…what?) “does pegasus really exist?”  (Yes!  But they’re made of plastic zebras and leftover pieces of cows and geese.  So, I guess, no.  Never mind.) “I lost an hour.”  (It’s probably daylight savings time.  Or alienContinue reading “Strangest search terms of the week”

And you still haven't found what you're searching for. Because my blog got in your way.

At the end of each year I pull up my analytics to see what search terms actually brought people to this blog because it’s incredibly confusing to everyone involved.  2012 was no exception and I’m sharing a few of my favorite google searches that brought you all here (in order of # people searching thatContinue reading “And you still haven't found what you're searching for. Because my blog got in your way.”

Jesus, you guys. I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS. But I do have a lot more questions now.

Every so often I go look at the search terms that brought people to my blog and then I think STOP DOING THAT.  But then I decide that it would make a funny post and share some of them even though writing these phrases here will inevitably just lead to more terribly baffling searches leading here.Continue reading “Jesus, you guys. I DON’T HAVE THE ANSWERS. But I do have a lot more questions now.”

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