Random crap – The Bloggess

Some people say that drinking from a slipper is a great honor. They probably weren’t drinking Mountain Dew out of an Ugg though.

Whenever I don’t have enough cup holders in my car I just take off a shoe and stick a drink in the ankle hole because a shoe makes a surprisingly stable extra cup holder. Except, that is, for when the cup apparently has a slow leak in it and then you end up walking intoContinue reading “Some people say that drinking from a slipper is a great honor. They probably weren’t drinking Mountain Dew out of an Ugg though.”

Cats never get insomnia, the furry bastards.

An open letter to cats: A series of pictures of Hunter S. Thomcat: Meanwhile, I tossed and turned for three hours last night before finally falling into a light sleep that lasted for the almost ten seconds it took you to “inadvertently” walk on my face enough to wake me back up completely. This isContinue reading “Cats never get insomnia, the furry bastards.”

I’d kill everyone just out of spite, but I’m possibly too old and might break a hip.

Conversation with the guy at the video game store: Clerk: Can I help you find something? me: I’m looking for a new game. Something where you explore and solve puzzles but you don’t have to shoot anyone. Something like Myst, maybe? Clerk: I’m not familiar with it. me: Really? Myst? It was a super-big-deal videoContinue reading “I’d kill everyone just out of spite, but I’m possibly too old and might break a hip.”

I’LL HELP YOU.

Hunter S. Thomcat has the unique ability to see things on tv screens. This means that when I watch Doctor Who, he watches it with me (which is nice), but it also means that he’s constantly leaping onto the screen whenever David Tennant makes a particularly quick move. Not that I blame him. The problem,Continue reading “I’LL HELP YOU.”

Not a real post, but still quite important.

As you might know, I have a talent for crashing websites (particularly mine) and it always ends with me eventually screaming “IT’S NOTHING HARD LIQUOR AND A HAMMER WON’T FIX” and Victor hiding the mallets while he curses and struggles to fix whatever I’ve done. I’ve been told that WordPress server/sites/whatever are almost unbreakable andContinue reading “Not a real post, but still quite important.”

Horrible, wonderful taxidermy. Someone up there likes me. And hates Victor.

I don’t even know where to start with this, so I’m skipping right to: “OMG, YOU GUYS, I HAVE FOUND HEAVEN AND IT’S ONLY SLIGHTLY MORE CORPSEY THAN YOU WOULD EXPECT.” Long story short, this weekend we went to a tiny town near us to go to resale stores because we’re strange people who likeContinue reading “Horrible, wonderful taxidermy. Someone up there likes me. And hates Victor.”