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I'm in your suitcasehttps://thebloggess.com/2009/07/23/i-am-a-terrible-roommate/2009-07-23T17:31:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/picture-71.jpgPicture 7I didn't really drink it. I just held it up to my lips. This is how swine flu is spread, I'm pretty sure.https://thebloggess.com/2009/07/24/there-was-almost-a-serial-killer-at-our-party-like-at-least-one-but-there-were-like-800-people-there-so-statistically-there-could-be-been-more-i-dont-know-serial-killer-statistics/2009-07-24T06:55:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/chris81.jpgchris8https://thebloggess.com/2009/07/28/nancy-w-kappes-paralegal-is-real-and-i-have-witnesses/2009-07-28T19:59:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nancy31.jpgnancy3Me, Nancy, hats.https://thebloggess.com/2009/07/28/nancy-w-kappes-paralegal-is-real-and-i-have-witnesses/2009-07-28T20:01:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nancy51.jpgnancy5Nancy's Judy-Garland-Trailmixhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/07/28/nancy-w-kappes-paralegal-is-real-and-i-have-witnesses/2009-07-28T22:43:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nancy11.jpgnancy1https://thebloggess.com/2009/07/28/nancy-w-kappes-paralegal-is-real-and-i-have-witnesses/2009-07-28T22:43:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nancy22.jpgnancy2https://thebloggess.com/2009/07/28/nancy-w-kappes-paralegal-is-real-and-i-have-witnesses/2009-07-28T22:54:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/nancy211.jpgnancy2Phone number pixelated to protect both Nancy and those who would contact her.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/02/updated-this-is-the-pain-talking-you-assholes/2009-08-02T14:21:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/happy-friendship-day1.jpghappy friendship dayhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/04/im-running-out-of-grocery-stores-im-allowed-to-go-back-to/2009-08-04T15:47:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/teen-spirit1.jpgteen spiritNo. No. No.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/12/what-the-fuck-william-shatner/2009-08-12T22:09:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-shatner-is-too-good-for-you1.jpgwilliam shatner is too good for youWilliam Shatner is too good for youhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/14/while-william-shatner-was-busy-denying-my-existence-i-single-handedly-stopped-teen-pregnancy/2009-08-14T14:45:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/shatner-is-not-pleased1.jpgshatner is not pleasedhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T19:20:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/williamshatnerismockingme1.jpgwilliamshatnerismockingmeSubtle, Bill. Very subtle.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T19:38:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/i-wont-beg1.jpgI wont begI'm not going to beg, William Shatner.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T19:58:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william12a1.jpgwilliam12ahttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T19:59:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william141.jpgwilliam14https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T19:59:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-151.jpgwilliam 15https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:00:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-161.jpgwilliam 16https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:00:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-171.jpgwilliam 17https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:01:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-181.jpgwilliam 18https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:01:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william191.jpgwilliam19https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:01:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-201.jpgwilliam 20https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:02:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-211.jpgwilliam 21https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:02:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-221.jpgwilliam 22https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:02:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-231.jpgwilliam 23https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:03:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-241.jpgwilliam 24https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/15/dear-william-shatner-you-mocked-me-once-never-do-it-again/2009-08-15T20:03:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/william-251.jpgwilliam 25https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/19/part-4-and-i-swear-this-is-the-end-william-shatner-and-i-are-totally-getting-the-band-back-together/2009-08-19T16:52:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/unblocked1.jpgunblockedI don't know why but I was expecting a chorus of angels. Odd.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T19:35:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/photofunia11.jpgphotofunia1This is me after the apocalypse. And a breast reduction. Apparentlyhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T19:37:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/photofunia21.jpgphotofunia2He's more into than I am.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T19:38:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-242.jpgOld people have never liked me.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T19:39:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-2411.jpgPicture 24The elderly have never liked me.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T19:39:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-262.jpgPicture 26If I were president I'd totally have parades like this. And also everyone gets free healthcare. And a pony. The pony is just to rub in Canada's face. Don't tell Canada..https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T19:42:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-271.jpgPicture 27Also, all hot guys would tattoo my face on their chests. And put my picture on their cell phones. And wear them around their necks? Honestly, I don't really understand what's happening in this picture either.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T19:47:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-2611.jpgPicture 26If I were president I'd totally have parades like this. And also everyone gets free healthcare. And a pony. The pony is just to rub in Canada's face. Don't tell Canada.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T20:09:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-251.jpgPicture 25Then I change "Congress" into "Parliament" because it sounds funkier. And I change the American flag to a picture of a hobo riding his free pony. Because even hobos deserve ponies in this country. Parliament loves it. You can totally tell.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/20/how-to-not-get-fired-for-social-networking/2009-08-20T20:29:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/picture-291.jpgPicture 29History will remember me fondly.https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/23/stuff-that-happened-this-week/2009-08-23T19:00:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/bloggessbanner1.jpgbloggessbannerhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/23/stuff-that-happened-this-week/2009-08-23T19:01:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/banner3.jpgbannerhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/27/im-way-too-whiney-to-think-of-a-witty-title-for-this-right-now/2009-08-26T21:02:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/babyzombie2.jpgbabyzombiehttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/27/im-way-too-whiney-to-think-of-a-witty-title-for-this-right-now/2009-08-26T21:03:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/babyzombie11.jpgbabyzombiezombie babyhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/23/stuff-that-happened-this-week/2009-08-27T14:31:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/banner11.jpgbannerhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/08/30/also-i-took-my-dog-to-the-vet-and-went-to-the-post-office-so-yeah-im-pretty-impressive/2009-08-30T13:43:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/banner21.jpgbanner2https://thebloggess.com/2009/08/31/yes-i-realize-posey-is-a-girl-name-but-i-thought-he-was-a-girl-when-i-rescued-him-and-the-name-stuck-his-full-name-is-posey-von-lichtenstien-though-so-he-still-feels-bad-ass-when-people-call-his-na/2009-08-31T17:08:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/posey1.jpgposeyNo, really. He does always look that way.https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/06/yesterday-would-have-been-more-exciting-if-i-got-paid-according-to-traffic/2009-09-06T13:33:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/banner31.jpgbanner3https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/10/fuck-kevin-bacon/2009-09-10T15:52:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/for-the-love-of-tim-gunn21.jpgfor the love of tim gunn2Tim Gunn ~ Big Pimpin'https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/10/fuck-kevin-bacon/2009-09-10T15:58:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/293-ad-ironman-gunn-0522091.jpg293.ad.IronMan.Gunn.052209https://thebloggess.com/2019/06/08/japan/2019-06-08T18:42:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/banner42.jpgbanner4https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/14/and-then-i-found-a-boob-on-the-grass/2009-09-15T00:22:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mushroom-boob1.jpgmushroom boobProbably the sexiest mushroom ever.https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/14/and-then-i-found-a-boob-on-the-grass/2009-09-15T00:32:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/mushroom-boob21.jpgmushroom boob2It's like when you see the Virgin Mary in a tortilla except instead it's a boob on the ground. Either way, I'm pretty sure God wanted me to profit from it.https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/16/could-i-possible-say-probably-any-more-probably-not/2009-09-16T20:59:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img_33202.jpgIMG_3320One's bigger than the other, just like in real life.https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/16/could-i-possible-say-probably-any-more-probably-not/2009-09-16T21:00:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/img_332011.jpgIMG_3320Technically I've seen worse.https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/16/could-i-possible-say-probably-any-more-probably-not/2009-09-16T21:01:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/st-agatha1.jpgst agathaI do have standards, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/20/life-is-strange-and-uncomfortable/2009-09-20T21:50:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/banner411.jpgbanner4https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/21/happy-vomit-day/2009-09-21T14:58:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/blank-banner1.jpgblank bannerhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/09/21/happy-vomit-day/2009-09-21T14:59:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-61.pngPicture 6https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/21/happy-vomit-day/2009-09-21T14:59:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/picture-61.jpgPicture 6https://thebloggess.com/2009/09/22/its-called-a-skill-because-you-have-to-work-at-it/2009-09-22T14:58:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/like-invisibility1.jpglike invisibilityhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/09/27/its-like-rattlesnake-round-up-except-instead-of-rattlesnakes-its-blog-posts-also-victor-just-pointed-out-that-some-states-dont-even-have-rattlesnake-round-up-and-wont-get-the-reference/2009-09-27T20:28:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/banner51.jpgbanner5https://thebloggess.com/banner6/2009-10-05T01:09:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/banner61.jpgbanner6https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/12/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-go-to-cocktail-parties-part-876/2009-10-12T20:30:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/maggie-mason-is-awesome1.jpgmaggie mason is awesomehttps://thebloggess.com/2009/10/12/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-go-to-cocktail-parties-part-876/2009-10-12T20:32:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/maggie-mason-is-dangerous1.jpgMAGGIE MASON IS DANGEROUShttps://thebloggess.com/2009/10/13/victor-says-this-conversation-is-about-me-not-being-able-to-act-like-a-grown-up-but-im-pretty-sure-its-about-how-he-loves-hitler/2009-10-13T20:55:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bloggess-hitler-toon1.jpgbloggess hitler toonhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/10/19/most-fucked-up-keynote-ever-probably/2009-10-19T16:24:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/snoop1.jpgsnoopMe and Snoop. He was "sippin' on gin 'n juice" and I was "sipping on straight gin" because juice gives me heartburn and also because I prefer to pronounce my "g's".https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/20/also-you-can-set-fire-to-your-phone-charger-and-then-youll-be-sure-to-notice-it-too/2009-10-20T19:39:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/picture-111.jpgPicture 11"How much does a kilo of bacon cost?"https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/23/this-whole-episode-should-count-as-community-service-and-as-another-example-of-why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-mix-with-famous-people/2009-10-23T20:58:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/im-totally-professional1.jpgI'm totally professionalI'm like if Murphy Brown had a daughter. And then gave her up for adoption. And she was raised by wolves. Never mind.https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/23/this-whole-episode-should-count-as-community-service-and-as-another-example-of-why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-to-mix-with-famous-people/2009-10-23T21:05:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/yes-i-am-a-member-of-the-media1.jpgyes i am a member of the mediaIgnore the cat though. The cat's mine. She just wants to get in ever picture I shoot. They didn't have cats at the press conference. That would be ridiculous.https://thebloggess.com/halloween/2009-10-26T20:46:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halloween2.jpghalloweenhttps://thebloggess.com/halloween-2/2009-10-26T20:47:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halloween11.jpghalloween"Other shit I did this week." ~ Translation, in case you don't read Dracula.https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/26/in-all-honesty-youd-probably-be-better-off-skipping-this-post/2009-10-26T21:33:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/letter1.jpgletterUm...what?https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/26/in-all-honesty-youd-probably-be-better-off-skipping-this-post/2009-10-26T22:24:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/japan22.jpgjapan2https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/26/in-all-honesty-youd-probably-be-better-off-skipping-this-post/2009-10-26T22:25:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/japan211.jpgjapan2https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:36:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet13.jpgtweet1https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet210.jpgtweet2https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet31.jpgtweet3https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet41.jpgtweet4https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet51.jpgtweet5https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet61.jpgtweet6https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet71.jpgtweet7https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet81.jpgtweet8https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet91.jpgtweet9https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet101.jpgtweet10https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet111.jpgtweet11https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet121.jpgtweet12https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet141.jpgtweet14https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet151.jpgtweet15https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet161.jpgtweet16https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet171.jpgtweet17https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet181.jpgtweet18https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet191.jpgtweet19https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet201.jpgtweet20https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet211.jpgtweet21https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet221.jpgtweet22https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet231.jpgtweet23https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet241.jpgtweet24https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet251.jpgtweet25https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet261.jpgtweet26https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet271.jpgtweet27https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet281.jpgtweet28https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:37:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/tweet291.jpgtweet29https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:41:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evelsmall5.jpgevelsmallhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/10/28/twitter-will-molest-you/2009-10-28T19:42:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uplo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princesshttps://thebloggess.com/2009/10/29/an-open-letter-to-the-king-of-germany-who-might-actually-only-be-a-prince-i-didnt-really-research-it-but-were-at-war-now-so-youll-probably-hear-about-it-on-the-news/2009-10-29T16:40:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/jellies1.jpgjelliesLike these but fancier, like a princess would wear. Maybe get me some with glitter in them.https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/30/sue-me-im-awesome/2009-10-29T22:56:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/burger31.jpgburger3I'm concentrating on sucking in.https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/30/sue-me-im-awesome/2009-10-29T22:58:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/burger21.jpgburger2Mmm...french fries.https://thebloggess.com/2009/10/30/sue-me-im-awesome/2009-10-30T00:25:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/japan-badge1.jpgjapan badgehttps://thebloggess.com/2009/10/30/sue-me-im-awesome/2009-10-30T00:28:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/japan-ef-21.jpgjapan ef 2https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/06/im-in-japan-and-too-sleep-deprived-to-come-up-with-a-good-title-also-im-very-very-grumpy/2009-11-06T22:58:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/img_46201.jpgIMG_4620"Hello. I'm here to eat your head off."https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/06/im-in-japan-and-too-sleep-deprived-to-come-up-with-a-good-title-also-im-very-very-grumpy/2009-11-06T22:59:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/img_47691.jpgIMG_4769"Oh, Hello. I still have a face."https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/06/im-in-japan-and-too-sleep-deprived-to-come-up-with-a-good-title-also-im-very-very-grumpy/2009-11-06T23:09:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/3e1.jpg3e"Oh hello. This is me. No shit."https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/10/japan-part-1-of-i-dont-even-know-how-long-this-will-be/2009-11-10T22:14:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/cobras1.jpgcobrasCobras. Not for planes.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/10/japan-part-1-of-i-dont-even-know-how-long-this-will-be/2009-11-10T23:05:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/sp1.jpgs&pSee. They look like studio apartments for ants.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/12/why-google/2009-11-12T06:28:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/why-google1.jpgwhy googlehttps://thebloggess.com/2009/11/12/why-google/2009-11-12T06:30:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/whybonus1.jpgwhybonusTechnically I've wondered about that second one too.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/16/japan-part-2-ish-tommy-lee-jones-needs-to-mind-his-own-business/2009-11-16T06:04:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/me-geisha1.jpgme geishahttps://thebloggess.com/2009/11/16/japan-part-2-ish-tommy-lee-jones-needs-to-mind-his-own-business/2009-11-16T06:12:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boss1.jpgbosshttps://thebloggess.com/2009/11/16/japan-part-2-ish-tommy-lee-jones-needs-to-mind-his-own-business/2009-11-16T06:54:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/no-shoes1.jpgno shoesChicako said those people were just very cheerful. I think that's code for "Your ignorance amuses us."https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/16/japan-part-2-ish-tommy-lee-jones-needs-to-mind-his-own-business/2009-11-16T06:56:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/lost-in-the-woods1.jpglost in the woodsProbably none of those people are chainsaw murderers. Less than half at least.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/16/japan-part-2-ish-tommy-lee-jones-needs-to-mind-his-own-business/2009-11-16T07:17:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/prisoners1.jpgprisonersJapanese Parade. Possibly.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/16/japan-part-2-ish-tommy-lee-jones-needs-to-mind-his-own-business/2009-11-16T15:09:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/eiffel-tower1.jpgeiffel towerWTF, Japan.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/18/breaking-news-waffles/2009-11-18T23:54:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/eggo1.jpgeggoNot a joke.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/20/hope-for-anissa/2009-11-20T15:07:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/me-and-anissa1.jpgme and anissaMe and Anissa a few months ago. You can't see it but she's *totally* grabbing my boob here. That's why she looks so peaceful.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/21/its-like-losing-james-garfield-all-over-again-for-the-second-time-although-technically-i-wasnt-alive-when-the-world-lost-the-first-james-garfield-so-i-dont-really-know-what-that-was-like-but/2009-11-22T01:43:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/theonethatgotaway1.jpgtheonethatgotawayOh, holy Christ, people.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/21/its-like-losing-james-garfield-all-over-again-for-the-second-time-although-technically-i-wasnt-alive-when-the-world-lost-the-first-james-garfield-so-i-dont-really-know-what-that-was-like-but/2009-11-22T01:44:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/boar1.jpgboarThe smaller one was all "I can't even believe you're not going to buy James Garfield" and I was all "I KNOW BUT WHAT CAN I DO?"https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/21/its-like-losing-james-garfield-all-over-again-for-the-second-time-although-technically-i-wasnt-alive-when-the-world-lost-the-first-james-garfield-so-i-dont-really-know-what-that-was-like-but/2009-11-22T01:46:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/festive-boar1.jpgfestive boarMerry Christmashttps://thebloggess.com/2009/11/29/for-the-love-of-james-garfield/2009-11-30T03:16:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/jg11.jpgjg1James Garfield and Victor. This is my favorite picture ever.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/29/for-the-love-of-james-garfield/2009-11-30T03:18:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/photo1.jpgphotoI mean, James Garfield is happy. Not Victor. Victor wasn't really happy at all. Victor was *chagrined* at best.https://thebloggess.com/2009/11/29/for-the-love-of-james-garfield/2009-11-30T03:22:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/omgjamesgarfield1.jpgOMGJAMESGARFIELDHailey is playing me in this picture. Also, yes. I have a lot of shit on my desk. https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/07/i-am-the-worst-blogger-in-the-history-of-ever/2009-12-07T14:46:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/edward1.jpgedwardThe "Edward Cullen doesn't care about your personal space" edition.https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/08/i-need-more-medication-or-less-one-of-those/2009-12-08T14:25:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hall-and-oates-and-me1.jpghall and oates and meHall & Oates & Me.https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/08/i-need-more-medication-or-less-one-of-those/2009-12-08T14:57:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/chalkboard1.jpgchalkboardhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/12/13/i-swear-i-was-actually-working/2009-12-13T22:29:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/graffiti1.jpggraffitiThe "Wikipedia-is-Only-Slightly-Less-Permanent-than-Graffiti" Edition.https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/13/i-swear-i-was-actually-working/2009-12-13T22:39:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/strange2.jpgstrangeIsn't that what I said?https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/13/i-swear-i-was-actually-working/2009-12-13T22:40:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/strange11.jpgstrangeUm...what?https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/15/canadian-money-is-pretty-much-useless/2009-12-15T15:54:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canadian-math1.jpgcanadian mathI'm not good at math but even I understood this one.https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/15/canadian-money-is-pretty-much-useless/2009-12-15T16:19:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-dollar21.jpgcanada dollar2His popped collar says "I'm a bad-ass" but his face says" I never got a puppy".https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/15/canadian-money-is-pretty-much-useless/2009-12-15T16:21:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/canada-dollar1.jpgcanada dollarWhen the doves cry.https://thebloggess.com/2009/12/25/happy-james-garfield-week/2009-12-19T15:14:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/xmas-card-52.jpgxmas card 5front of cardhttps://thebloggess.com/2009/12/25/happy-james-garfield-week/2009-12-19T15:15:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/xmas-card-511.jpgxmas card 5fronthttps://thebloggess.com/2009/12/25/happy-james-garfield-week/2009-12-19T15:15:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/jg-inside1.jpgjg insideinsidehttps://thebloggess.com/2009/12/27/stuff-that-happened-this-week-2/2009-12-27T18:11:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/cult1.jpgcultThis will make sense in a minute probably.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/03/hiding-in-the-bathroom/2010-01-03T22:00:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bathroom-collage-wrapup1.jpgbathroom collage wrapuphttps://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:09:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-341.jpgPicture 34https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:10:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-131.jpgPicture 13https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:11:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-144.jpgPicture 14https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:12:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-1411.jpgPicture 14https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:13:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-1421.jpgPicture 14https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:13:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-1431.jpgPicture 14https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:14:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-241.jpgPicture 24https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:14:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-271.jpgPicture 27https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:15:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-291.jpgPicture 29https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:15:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-311.jpgPicture 31https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:15:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-322.jpgPicture 32https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:16:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-331.jpgPicture 33https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/05/and-now-ill-never-sleep-again/2010-01-05T16:18:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-11.jpgPicture 1https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/06/why-voter-driven-awards-are-fundamentally-flawed/2010-01-06T22:49:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-231.pngPicture 23https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/06/why-voter-driven-awards-are-fundamentally-flawed/2010-01-06T22:49:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-231.jpgPicture 23Huh.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/06/why-voter-driven-awards-are-fundamentally-flawed/2010-01-07T04:46:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/america-is-going-to-hell1.jpgamerica is going to hellI'm not even going to mention how fucked up the David Archeleta lock-out is. Except for right here. When I say it's kinda fucked up.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/06/why-voter-driven-awards-are-fundamentally-flawed/2010-01-08T14:50:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/disclaimer1.jpgdisclaimerhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/01/06/why-voter-driven-awards-are-fundamentally-flawed/2010-01-08T14:58:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-3211.jpgPicture 32It's nice though that I'm not the only one who's confused for once.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/06/why-voter-driven-awards-are-fundamentally-flawed/2010-01-08T15:10:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-351.jpgPicture 35https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/06/why-voter-driven-awards-are-fundamentally-flawed/2010-01-08T15:14:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-361.jpgPicture 36https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/11/men-dont-understand-science/2017-12-28T04:23:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cont-cat-collage1.jpgcont cat collagehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/01/09/dear-dr-pepper-youre-a-damn-liar/2010-01-10T02:34:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/drpepperconfusesme1.jpgdrpepperconfusesmeMixed messageshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/01/10/wait-is-it-sunday-where-am-i/2010-01-11T00:55:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/twilight1.jpgtwilightPretty sure he was something else too. Titanic, I think.https://thebloggess.com/picture-37/2010-01-14T01:32:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-372.jpgPicture 37https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/12/if-i-get-one-more-press-release-address-about-why-my-readers-need-to-hear-about-baby-wipes-im-going-to-stab-someone-in-the-face/2010-01-14T01:45:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-3711.jpgPicture 37https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/17/i-didnt-even-know-people-still-used-america-online-except-my-grampa-he-fucking-loves-it-and-might-be-one-of-the-people-yelling-at-me/2010-01-17T19:43:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/signs2.jpgsignshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/01/17/i-didnt-even-know-people-still-used-america-online-except-my-grampa-he-fucking-loves-it-and-might-be-one-of-the-people-yelling-at-me/2010-01-17T19:46:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/signs11.jpgsignsThis is why you can't trust spell-check. https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/17/i-didnt-even-know-people-still-used-america-online-except-my-grampa-he-fucking-loves-it-and-might-be-one-of-the-people-yelling-at-me/2010-01-17T20:29:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/aol1.jpgAOLThis link lead to a story entitled "Dr. Pepper Confuses Consumers". Which Dr. Pepper was asked to comment on. Awesome. This story was replaced 3 hours later by "Cat can't get out of Jury Duty". I'm not joking about any of this.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/25/its-not-what-it-looks-like/2010-01-25T15:57:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/banner61.jpgbanner6https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/26/dear-google-stop-trying-to-help/2010-01-26T19:06:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-161.jpgPicture 16Um...what?https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/26/dear-google-stop-trying-to-help/2010-01-26T19:08:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-171.jpgPicture 17Not. Helpful.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/26/dear-google-stop-trying-to-help/2010-01-26T19:29:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/picture-181.jpgPicture 18Are you fucking kidding me?https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/29/its-called-entrapment-target/2010-01-29T15:06:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/bawls1.jpgbawlsIt's pronounced exactly how you think it's pronounced.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/29/every-vote-counts-unless-its-in-the-shorty-awards/2010-01-31T01:53:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/patriot41.jpgpatriot4It's like if Betsy Ross had photoshop.https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/29/every-vote-counts-unless-its-in-the-shorty-awards/2010-01-31T03:04:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cc32.jpgcc3https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/29/every-vote-counts-unless-its-in-the-shorty-awards/2010-01-31T03:05:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cc311.jpgcc3 From Laura's email: "Mayor Harrison, The City Manager and the City Attorney are having a meeting about you in these photos (not even kidding). The Czar of Czars (CC) is sleeping during this important meeting."https://thebloggess.com/2010/01/29/every-vote-counts-unless-its-in-the-shorty-awards/2010-01-31T03:07:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cc2.jpgccHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/01/31/the-shorty-awards-respond-barely/2010-02-01T00:23:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/cc11.jpgccC.C.: I can haz you arrested if you continue to disrespect my authority, you assholes." (Disclaimer: I'm not entirely certain Czars can have people arrested but they probably can.)https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:55:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb13.jpgfb1https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:55:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb210.jpgfb2https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:55:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb31.jpgfb3https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:56:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb41.jpgfb4https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:56:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb51.jpgfb5https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:56:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb61.jpgfb6https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:56:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb71.jpgfb7https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:57:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb81.jpgfb8https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:57:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb91.jpgfb9https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:57:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb101.jpgfb10https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:58:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb112.jpgfb11https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:58:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb122.jpgfb12https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:59:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb142.jpgfb14https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T17:59:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb152.jpgfb15https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:02:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb1111.jpgfb11https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:02:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb1211.jpgfb12https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:03:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb1411.jpgfb14https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:03:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb1511.jpgfb15https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:05:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb161.jpgfb16https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:05:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb171.jpgfb17https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:05:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb181.jpgfb18https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:06:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb191.jpgfb19https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:06:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb201.jpgfb20https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:06:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb211.jpgfb21https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:07:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb221.jpgfb22https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:07:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb231.jpgfb23https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:07:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb241.jpgfb24https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:07:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb251.jpgfb25https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:08:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb261.jpgfb26https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:08:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb271.jpgfb27https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:08:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb281.jpgfb28https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:09:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb291.jpgfb29https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/01/ode-to-a-blog-commenter/2010-02-01T18:09:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/fb301.jpgfb30https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/02/also-i-invented-gravity/2010-02-02T17:54:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/shes-adorable-and-i-hate-to-sue-her1.jpgshes adorable and I hate to sue herSHE'S FUCKING WEARING A SHIRT WITH A KITTEN ON IT. Frankly, it's like she's doing this to hurt me on purpose.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/02/also-i-invented-gravity/2010-02-02T18:44:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/km1.jpgkmDon't say you've never done this.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/05/its-like-theyre-just-doing-it-on-purpose-now/2010-02-05T15:14:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nuts1.jpgnutsI couldn't even make this shit up, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/05/rip-aunt-ollene/2010-02-05T20:26:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/ollene1.jpgolleneUm...what?https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/07/its-been-a-very-long-week/2010-02-07T19:03:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/monamesa1.jpgmonamesahttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/08/this-is-how-my-whole-life-goes/2010-02-08T22:40:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/t11.jpgt1https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/08/this-is-how-my-whole-life-goes/2010-02-08T22:41:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/t31.jpgt3https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/08/this-is-how-my-whole-life-goes/2010-02-08T22:41:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/t41.jpgt4https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/08/this-is-how-my-whole-life-goes/2010-02-08T22:42:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/t51.jpgt5https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/10/the-shorty-awards-hate-ponies/2010-02-10T23:37:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/hitler1.jpghitlerFYI...Hitler would be now. Pretty sure he's dead.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/13/inappropriately-angry-is-always-funny/2010-02-14T02:18:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/vday1.jpgvdayhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/15/im-that-kind-of-asshole/2010-02-15T23:59:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/be-nice2.jpgbe nicehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/15/im-that-kind-of-asshole/2010-02-16T01:22:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/be-nice11.jpgbe nicehttps://thebloggess.com/avatar/2010-02-16T23:34:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/avatar1.jpgavatarhttps://thebloggess.com/cheese/2010-02-16T23:35:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheese1.jpgcheesehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/19/you-cant-take-me-anywhere/2010-02-19T17:40:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cutabitch1.jpgcutabitchI'll cut a bitchhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/19/you-cant-take-me-anywhere/2010-02-19T17:45:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/photobomb1.jpgphotobombBest. Photobomb. Ever. (via @chookooloonks)https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/21/this-week-felt-like-18-months/2010-02-21T21:45:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lightening21.jpglightening2https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T01:09:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-271.pngPicture 27https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T01:09:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-272.jpgPicture 27https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T01:09:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-2711.jpgstolen from joy unexpectedIT looks like we're peeinghttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T01:29:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-291.jpgstolen from camera shy mommaDoes it count as "naked" even if you can't see my nipples? I say "yes" because it makes this story more interesting.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T02:25:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-311.jpgwhite girls throwing gang signsMormon, Mormon, Mormon, Wolverinehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T02:36:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-321.jpgstolen from karen walrondMe: "I never thought I'd be a Czar...so soon."https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T02:41:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_77661.jpgUm...what?Baby. Possibly looking for a well just to fuck with me.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T02:44:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_77681.jpgIMG_7768The baby did have show-quality.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/22/you-cant-take-me-anywhere-part-2/2010-02-23T02:48:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/img_77771.jpgIMG_7777You can touch the scepter. Because I'm a generous dictator.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/25/you-brought-this-on-yourself-morgan-freeman/2010-02-25T19:21:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/mf1.jpgmfhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/02/25/you-brought-this-on-yourself-morgan-freeman/2010-02-25T19:32:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/bwcat51.jpgbwcat5Circa last month, asshole.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/25/you-brought-this-on-yourself-morgan-freeman/2010-02-25T19:48:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cathat1.jpgcathatHuh.https://thebloggess.com/2010/02/28/this-week-was-made-of-glitter-and-razerblades/2010-02-28T18:55:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/cheese41.jpgcheese4https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:32:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award11.jpgaward1https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:33:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award21.jpgaward2https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:33:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award31.jpgaward3https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:33:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award41.jpgaward4https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:34:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award51.jpgaward5https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:34:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award61.jpgaward6https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:34:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award71.jpgaward7https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:34:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award81.jpgaward8https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/03/you-deserve-this/2010-03-03T17:35:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/award91.jpgaward9https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/08/monday-is-the-new-sunday-unless-this-is-tuesday-someone-send-me-a-calendar/2010-03-09T01:48:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/martini1.jpgmartiniThe shaken-and-also-stirred editionhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/03/08/monday-is-the-new-sunday-unless-this-is-tuesday-someone-send-me-a-calendar/2010-03-09T02:36:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_86101.jpgIMG_8610The one that got away.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/10/wtf-me/2010-03-11T18:57:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/flip1.jpgflipStop honking at me. I'm *disabled*, you bastards.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/10/wtf-me/2010-03-11T18:59:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bj1.jpgbjYeah. No one's falling for it, Barnaby Jones. https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/10/wtf-me/2010-03-11T19:04:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/cats1.pngcats"Here is what dialated pupils look like. Well on a cat. Well on 2 cats. Well on 2 cats that I drew in MS Paint. Whatever."https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/14/i-lost-an-hour/2010-03-14T17:56:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/wrapup1.jpgwrapuphttps://thebloggess.com/2010/03/16/im-on-a-lot-of-painkillers/2010-03-16T22:45:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/mesmall1.jpgmesmallIt's very relaxing if you don't think about all the dead bodies and giant squid and sea serpents who want to drag you down to a watery grave. Totally, totally relaxing.https://thebloggess.com/img_8345/2010-03-19T14:51:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_83451.jpgIMG_8345"Look mommy! My shadow is a monster! Also, get your xanax out because as soon as you turn around I'm going to run back to the boat and hide there because your panic attacks amuse me." She didn't say that last sentence out loud but it was implied.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/19/im-on-a-lot-of-painkillers-part-2/2010-03-19T15:35:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_86021.jpgIMG_8602Hailey, horsey, little Havana.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/19/im-on-a-lot-of-painkillers-part-2/2010-03-19T15:38:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_86071.jpgIMG_8607I don't know either, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/19/im-on-a-lot-of-painkillers-part-2/2010-03-19T15:48:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_86081.jpgIMG_8608So was the raccoon giant or is the penis giant? Can't tell which noun is being modified. The cashier didn't know either and seemed surprised I was even asking her about penis bones. Obviously she doesn't read my blog.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/19/im-on-a-lot-of-painkillers-part-2/2010-03-19T15:56:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_86091.jpgIMG_8609No shit, y'all. I can't even make this stuff up.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/19/im-on-a-lot-of-painkillers-part-2/2010-03-19T16:07:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/img_86371.jpgIMG_8637Why yes, they are totally bad-ass.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/21/this-week-was-like-a-toolbox-i-cant-explain-that-analogy-but-it-totally-works-just-go-with-it-okay/2010-03-19T19:05:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-271.pngPicture 27https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/21/this-week-was-like-a-toolbox-i-cant-explain-that-analogy-but-it-totally-works-just-go-with-it-okay/2010-03-19T19:06:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/picture-271.jpgPicture 27https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/23/animals-want-to-murder-you-i-have-a-solution-also-i-might-need-to-up-my-anxiety-meds/2010-03-23T15:51:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vamp1.jpgvampLooks totally innocent and harmless. Much like Edward Cullen.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/23/animals-want-to-murder-you-i-have-a-solution-also-i-might-need-to-up-my-anxiety-meds/2010-03-23T15:52:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/vamp21.jpgvamp2Exactly.https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/23/animals-want-to-murder-you-i-have-a-solution-also-i-might-need-to-up-my-anxiety-meds/2010-03-23T16:22:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bear31.jpgbear3https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/23/animals-want-to-murder-you-i-have-a-solution-also-i-might-need-to-up-my-anxiety-meds/2010-03-23T16:31:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bear41.jpgbear4"Nom nom nom."https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/23/animals-want-to-murder-you-i-have-a-solution-also-i-might-need-to-up-my-anxiety-meds/2010-03-23T16:41:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/bear51.jpgbear5https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/24/i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-facebook/2010-03-25T05:01:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fb1.jpgfbhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/03/24/i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-facebook/2010-03-26T14:12:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/fb31.jpgfb3https://thebloggess.com/2010/03/29/your-husband-is-telling-you-to-get-off-the-damn-computer-im-fucking-psychic/2010-03-30T01:15:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/awful1.jpgawfulhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/03/31/i-honestly-still-dont-know-what-the-answer-is/2010-03-31T20:22:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/ihop1.jpgihophttps://thebloggess.com/2010/03/31/i-honestly-still-dont-know-what-the-answer-is/2010-03-31T21:10:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/breakfast1.jpgbreakfastAwesome. I rest my case.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/04/jesus-victor-this-is-all-basic-theology/2010-04-02T17:24:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/easterpres1.jpgeasterpresHappy Presidents Day! Or whatever this is. Is this a bank holiday? Where am I?https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/05/and-now-i-have-to-get-up-so-i-can-google-night-squirrels/2010-04-06T03:48:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flying-night-squirrels1.jpgflying night squirrels"I have no soul. Go to sleep."https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/05/and-now-i-have-to-get-up-so-i-can-google-night-squirrels/2010-04-06T04:16:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flying-squirrels22.jpgflying squirrels2"I don't have a soul but I'm not that hungry. No worries, snack-pack. Go to sleep.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/05/and-now-i-have-to-get-up-so-i-can-google-night-squirrels/2010-04-06T04:18:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/flying-squirrels211.jpgflying squirrels2"I don't have a soul but I'm not that hungry. No worries, snack-pack. Go to sleep.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/11/greetings-from-dogland/2010-04-11T04:37:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/brad-pitt1.jpgbrad pittThe Brad-Pitt-Is-Very-Confused Edition.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/11/greetings-from-dogland/2010-04-11T15:32:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/newmap-jpg2.jpegnewmap.JPGhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/04/11/greetings-from-dogland/2010-04-11T15:33:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/newmap-jpg11.jpegnewmap.JPGhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/04/12/this-is-where-you-should-begin-unless-you-arent-going-to-blogher-this-year-then-just-ignore-me/2010-04-12T02:19:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/riseup1.pngriseuphttps://thebloggess.com/2010/04/18/this-week-felt-like-it-was-made-of-all-tuesdays/2010-04-16T01:30:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-391.pngPicture 39https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/18/this-week-felt-like-it-was-made-of-all-tuesdays/2010-04-16T01:31:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-391.jpgShit I did this week when I wasn't here.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/20/motherfucker/2010-04-21T04:53:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_96041.jpgIMG_9604Japan is trying to kill me.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/22/i-didnt-bury-the-body-for-earth-day-though-that-was-just-a-strange-coincidence/2010-04-22T21:37:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_95841.jpgIMG_9584Should I be concerned that Joseph is from "DISCOUNT Catholic Products"?https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/one-day-william-shatner-and-i-are-going-to-laugh-about-this-or-hes-going-to-poison-me-one-of-those-things/2010-04-25T14:01:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/shat1.jpgshatThe William-Shatner-Probably-Hates-Me Edition.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/one-day-william-shatner-and-i-are-going-to-laugh-about-this-or-hes-going-to-poison-me-one-of-those-things/2010-04-25T14:49:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-61.jpgPicture 6I'm only famous for embarrassing myself.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/random-ramblings-of-an-insomniac-boobquakes-dangerous-squirrels-things-we-already-knew-about-men/2010-04-25T22:50:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/photo-1591.jpgPhoto 159The boobs are real. The hair is not.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/random-ramblings-of-an-insomniac-boobquakes-dangerous-squirrels-things-we-already-knew-about-men/2010-04-25T22:52:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/photo-1671.jpgPhoto 167You can't really see either of our nipples but I assure you, they're there.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/random-ramblings-of-an-insomniac-boobquakes-dangerous-squirrels-things-we-already-knew-about-men/2010-04-26T00:21:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_96203.jpgIMG_9620Introducing "Grover Cleveland".https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/random-ramblings-of-an-insomniac-boobquakes-dangerous-squirrels-things-we-already-knew-about-men/2010-04-26T00:42:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-41.jpgPicture 4These two things might be related.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/random-ramblings-of-an-insomniac-boobquakes-dangerous-squirrels-things-we-already-knew-about-men/2010-04-26T00:46:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_962011.jpgIMG_9620Introducing "Grover Cleveland".https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/25/random-ramblings-of-an-insomniac-boobquakes-dangerous-squirrels-things-we-already-knew-about-men/2010-04-26T00:48:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_962021.jpgIMG_9620Introducing Grover Cleveland.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/27/your-zombie-armor-has-some-serious-design-flaws/2010-04-27T16:06:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/zombie-table1.jpgzombie tableNo. Just no.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/30/marfa-is-awesome-and-fucking-weird/2010-04-30T17:46:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/barge1.jpgbargePorn, Laura, me, Katherine, Nancy, Monica, Katie, Porn. (Porn not shown.)https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/30/marfa-is-awesome-and-fucking-weird/2010-04-30T17:48:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lights1.jpglightsI'd like to think we *enhanced* the art. https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/30/marfa-is-awesome-and-fucking-weird/2010-04-30T17:51:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/ovens1.jpgovensIt makes me hungry for hibachi shrimp.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/30/marfa-is-awesome-and-fucking-weird/2010-04-30T17:53:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/cement1.jpgcementThose blocks are supposed to be there.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/30/marfa-is-awesome-and-fucking-weird/2010-04-30T17:56:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/picture-151.jpgPicture 15*Spoiler alert* ~ It's art.https://thebloggess.com/2010/04/30/marfa-is-awesome-and-fucking-weird/2010-04-30T18:02:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/img_93421.jpgIMG_9342No shit, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/01/nancy-w-kappes-paralegal-is-alive/2010-05-02T04:35:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-191.jpgPicture 19https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/06/happy-i-suck-less-than-yesterday-day/2010-05-06T15:03:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-111.pngPicture 11https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/06/happy-i-suck-less-than-yesterday-day/2010-05-06T15:03:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-111.jpgPicture 11We're making a difference, you guys.https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/09/ghosts-are-assholes/2010-05-09T19:12:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-351.jpgPicture 35The Vandals-Have-Struck-Again Editionhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:21:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ebat11.jpgebat1https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:21:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ebay22.jpgebay2https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:23:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ebay211.jpgebay2https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:32:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ebay31.jpgebay3https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:34:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ebayscolding2.jpgebayscoldinghttps://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:34:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ebayscolding11.jpgebayscoldinghttps://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:37:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/qa11.jpgqa1https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:37:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/qa22.jpgqa2https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T15:38:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/qa31.jpgqa3https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/12/adventures-with-ebay/2010-05-12T17:14:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/qa211.jpgqa2https://thebloggess.com/after/2010-05-14T14:07:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/after1.jpgaftergeorgiehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/05/14/blogging-without-makeup/2010-05-14T17:02:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_0167fixed1.jpgIMG_0167fixedAwesome.https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/14/blogging-without-makeup/2010-05-14T17:03:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_01671.jpgIMG_0167I miss the centaur.https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/16/ebay-hates-me-france-is-on-the-fence/2010-05-16T15:53:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/ebayreview1.jpgebayreviewAll this is true.https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/16/ebay-hates-me-france-is-on-the-fence/2010-05-16T16:05:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/chalk1.jpgchalkThe If-there's-a-theme-to-this-week-it's-probably-"ballsacks" Edition.https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/18/b-i-n-g-oh-ive-made-a-terrible-mistake/2010-05-18T13:42:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bingo21.jpgbingo2https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/18/b-i-n-g-oh-ive-made-a-terrible-mistake/2010-05-18T13:43:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bingo51.jpgbingo5https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/18/b-i-n-g-oh-ive-made-a-terrible-mistake/2010-05-18T13:43:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bingo11.jpgbingo1https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/18/b-i-n-g-oh-ive-made-a-terrible-mistake/2010-05-18T13:44:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bingo31.jpgbingo3https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/18/b-i-n-g-oh-ive-made-a-terrible-mistake/2010-05-18T13:44:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bingo41.jpgbingo4https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/18/b-i-n-g-oh-ive-made-a-terrible-mistake/2010-05-18T13:44:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bingo61.jpgbingo6https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/23/i-honestly-thought-it-was-saturday-until-about-10-minutes-ago/2010-05-23T23:11:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cheese41.jpgcheese4The it-feels-like-I've-used-this-graphic-before Editionhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/05/25/the-traveling-red-dress/2010-05-24T14:54:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/020reddress1.jpg020reddresshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/05/25/the-traveling-red-dress/2010-05-24T14:57:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/img_05241.jpgIMG_0524https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/25/the-traveling-red-dress/2010-05-24T15:01:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picnik-collagered31.jpgPicnik collagered3https://thebloggess.com/2010/05/25/the-traveling-red-dress/2010-05-24T15:06:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/001reddress1.jpg001reddresshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/05/30/i-dont-have-a-good-title-for-this/2010-05-30T13:53:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/sidtw1.jpgsidtwhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/06/01/aw-you-guys/2010-06-01T19:03:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/youdata21.jpgyoudata2Aw, you guys...https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/03/stop-helping/2010-06-03T20:03:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/whatthehell1.jpgwhatthehellhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/06/06/its-still-sunday-but-just-barely/2010-06-07T01:12:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/picture-181.jpgPicture 18https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/07/random-thoughts-that-should-be-burned/2010-06-07T20:36:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/picture-211.jpgPicture 21Me morphed with Marlene Deitrich. It's like we're fucking TWINS, y'all. Except that she has a huge head and I think she's drunk. Why is one eye more closed than the other? She's either drunk or she https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/14/monday-wish-it-was-sunday/2010-06-14T19:30:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/penny1.jpgpennyhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/06/20/happy-fathers-day-this-counts-as-a-card/2010-06-20T19:33:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/picture-601.jpgPicture 60https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/23/im-not-sure-this-is-sending-the-right-message/2010-06-23T19:02:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/picture-641.jpgPicture 64All things considered, I think I look pretty awesome considering how much jaw control I still have.https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/23/im-not-sure-this-is-sending-the-right-message/2010-06-23T19:13:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/picture-631.jpgPicture 63Huh.https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/23/im-not-sure-this-is-sending-the-right-message/2010-06-23T19:34:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/picture-661.jpgPicture 66Hailey on her 21st birthdayhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/06/23/im-not-sure-this-is-sending-the-right-message/2010-06-23T20:39:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/picture-701.jpgPicture 70Hailey and Andy Rooney. https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/24/for-sale-kristoffer-kristofferson-the-other-one/2010-06-24T19:30:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/krist1.jpgkristhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/06/24/for-sale-kristoffer-kristofferson-the-other-one/2010-06-24T19:31:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo-2232.jpgPhoto 223https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/24/for-sale-kristoffer-kristofferson-the-other-one/2010-06-24T19:32:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo-22311.jpgPhoto 223https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/24/for-sale-kristoffer-kristofferson-the-other-one/2010-06-24T19:32:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo-2251.jpgPhoto 225https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/24/for-sale-kristoffer-kristofferson-the-other-one/2010-06-24T19:33:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo-2241.jpgPhoto 224https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/27/for-the-love-of-god-buy-my-house/2010-06-27T23:26:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer1.jpgsoccerTrue story. I just had to look up how to spell "soccer". Seems like there should be more O's in it.https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/28/um-what/2010-06-28T22:06:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/whores1.jpgwhoreshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/06/28/um-what/2010-06-28T22:07:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/why-do-they-have-to-be-dead1.jpgwhy do they have to be deadhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/06/28/um-what/2010-06-28T22:16:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/not-that-awesome1.jpgnot that awesomeWhat. the. hell?https://thebloggess.com/2010/06/29/happy-social-media-day/2010-06-30T02:57:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/photo-2311.jpgPhoto 231It's like his face was MADE for pins, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/05/oh-twilight-youre-ruining-it-for-everyone/2010-07-05T16:35:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/twilight1.jpgtwilightMakes me sad for Americahttps://thebloggess.com/2010/07/05/oh-twilight-youre-ruining-it-for-everyone/2010-07-05T17:17:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/giant-squid1.jpggiant squidWhy, yes, that' *is* a giant squid ripping the moving van apart.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/06/best-feedback-ever/2010-07-07T00:31:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/picture-831.jpgPicture 83And *that's* how you do social media, people.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/08/turns-out-we-had-had-that-conversation-and-i-won-then-too/2010-07-08T18:17:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_08531.jpgIMG_0853No shit, y'all. This is real.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/09/furious-rabbit-forehead/2010-07-09T19:23:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/theres-a-rabbit-in-my-pugs-head1.jpgtheres a rabbit in my pugs headIt's there, I swear.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/09/furious-rabbit-forehead/2010-07-09T19:31:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/theres-a-rabbit-on-my-pug-forehead1.jpgtheres a rabbit on my pug foreheadBut what does it mean?https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/12/im-so-behind/2010-07-12T21:30:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/pop1.jpgpophttps://thebloggess.com/2010/07/14/the-dictionary-is-an-asshole/2010-07-14T15:05:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/picture-851.jpgPicture 85I've just been insulted by the dictionary. Awesome.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/15/i-am-inappropriately-excited-about-this/2010-07-16T02:55:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_1005a1.jpgIMG_1005aFox. My backyard.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/18/its-not-always-funny/2010-07-19T05:00:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_11351.jpgIMG_1135https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/18/its-not-always-funny/2010-07-19T05:00:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_11421.jpgIMG_1142https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/18/its-not-always-funny/2010-07-19T05:00:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_11371.jpgIMG_1137https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/18/its-not-always-funny/2010-07-19T05:00:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_12171.jpgIMG_1217https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/18/its-not-always-funny/2010-07-19T05:01:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_10682.jpgIMG_1068https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/18/its-not-always-funny/2010-07-19T05:26:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_106811.jpgIMG_1068https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/25/i-dont-even-have-a-title-for-this/2010-07-25T19:15:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/picture-941.jpgPicture 94https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/26/for-the-record-im-half-austrian-so-im-pretty-sure-im-the-enemy/2010-07-26T15:56:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/img_13391.jpgIMG_1339A chair would be nice too. Also, I have tape on the floor right now to mark where walls will go eventually. I'm all Nes Lessman in here.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/27/you-know-whats-awesome/2010-07-27T19:06:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/zipper1.jpgzipperIt's like living in a camping tent if the tent was filled with alien spores that could kill you.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/27/you-know-whats-awesome/2010-07-27T19:08:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jesuset1.jpgjesuset"I killed your alien and stuffed him in this bag. I'll leave you alone with him so you can cry and bring him back to life. Also I just ruined E.T. for you. Spoiler alert."https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/27/you-know-whats-awesome/2010-07-27T19:10:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jesus-et21.jpgjesus et2This is how they look when you surprise them.https://thebloggess.com/2010/07/31/this-isnt-a-real-post/2010-07-31T14:25:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/me-and-dorothy1.jpgme and dorothyhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/08/01/you-know-when-you-write-a-long-post-and-you-dont-really-like-it-but-you-dont-want-to-delete-it-because-it-took-you-an-hour-to-write-it-me-too/2010-08-01T14:36:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/eye1.jpgeyeThe I've-got-something-irritating-in-my-eye edition.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/01/you-know-when-you-write-a-long-post-and-you-dont-really-like-it-but-you-dont-want-to-delete-it-because-it-took-you-an-hour-to-write-it-me-too/2010-08-02T01:18:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-1111.jpgPicture 111Irony.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/02/oh-twitter-i-dont-know-whether-i-should-feel-touched-or-insulted/2010-08-02T23:14:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/oh-twitter1.jpgoh twitterhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/08/26/surprisingly-i-dont-really-know-how-meth-works-on-your-genitals-please-stop-asking-me/2010-08-03T03:06:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fun-with-google1.jpgfun with googleHuh.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/26/surprisingly-i-dont-really-know-how-meth-works-on-your-genitals-please-stop-asking-me/2010-08-03T03:14:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/mfer1.jpgmferIs it wrong that I kind of want to put this on my resume?https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/03/free-booze-2/2010-08-03T13:49:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ponytail1.jpgponytailConfidence pony-tail.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/09/red-dress-revisited/2010-08-09T20:42:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_1732small1.jpgIMG_1732smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/08/09/red-dress-revisited/2010-08-09T20:49:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_1738small1.jpgIMG_1738smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/08/09/red-dress-revisited/2010-08-09T20:49:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_17641.jpgIMG_1764Karenhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/08/18/hostage-letters-from-the-spam-folder/2010-08-11T01:50:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/thehell1.jpgthehellWow.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/11/dear-new-york-airport-maybe-next-time-you-could-have-us-land-in-a-pit-of-vipers-that-are-also-on-fire-just-to-keep-things-new/2010-08-11T18:46:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_1807small1.jpgIMG_1807smallThe look is like this but more appalled.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/11/dear-new-york-airport-maybe-next-time-you-could-have-us-land-in-a-pit-of-vipers-that-are-also-on-fire-just-to-keep-things-new/2010-08-11T18:57:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_0626small1.jpgIMG_0626smallIt's this look except with more raised eyebrow.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/12/stop-being-an-asshole-new-york/2010-08-12T15:22:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_18161.jpgIMG_1816Actually, mommy is just fine. But thanks for asking.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/12/stop-being-an-asshole-new-york/2010-08-12T15:48:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_20911.jpgIMG_2091I can't tweet on this thing for shit.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/12/stop-being-an-asshole-new-york/2010-08-12T16:19:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_20751.jpgIMG_2075https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/12/stop-being-an-asshole-new-york/2010-08-12T16:27:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_21031.jpgIMG_2103You win this round, Mutton-Chops.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:20:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s71.jpgs7I'm the one playing on my phone.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:21:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s61.jpgs6This was "organic chocolate fudge" so I think *technically* this sandwich is considered health food.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:23:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s21.jpgs2I think the guy on the left was doing the wave for my sandwich. It was that awesome. Also, the girl on the right needs to learn how to hide her emotions better. https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:27:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s31.jpgs3Girl on left is trying to distance herself from me. Girl on right has given up. I offered everyone whippets and no one wanted them. Probably because they thought I was talking about dogs instead of whipped-cream. https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:32:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s11.jpgs1The aftermath. (Technically it was less of a sandwich and more like a chocolate stew that had bread and ham in it.)https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:34:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s41.jpgs4You can tell that no one knows me here because they gave me a knife.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:38:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s53.jpgs5This is my "cooking face". It's also why I don't cook. Also, this is exactly how you should look when you're standing next to a supermodel anyway because no matter what you're going to look like shit so you might as well go all out.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T19:58:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s511.jpgs5https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/13/unimportant-trivia-padma-was-once-married-to-the-guy-who-wrote-the-satanic-verses-which-i-always-refer-to-as-the-vampire-diaries-because-im-bad-with-titles/2010-08-13T20:00:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/s521.jpgs5This is my "cooking face". It's also why I don't cook. Also, this is exactly how you should look when you're standing next to a supermodel anyway because no matter what, you're going to look like shit comparatively so you might as well go all out.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/16/i-cant-think-of-a-title-and-i-need-a-drink/2010-08-16T15:51:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-893.jpgPicture 89The https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/16/i-cant-think-of-a-title-and-i-need-a-drink/2010-08-16T15:52:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-8911.jpgPicture 89https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/16/i-cant-think-of-a-title-and-i-need-a-drink/2010-08-16T15:52:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-8921.jpgPicture 89https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/17/i-stole-most-of-these-pictures/2010-08-17T17:42:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/police-line1.jpgpolice line(Photo by Justin Hackworth)https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/17/i-stole-most-of-these-pictures/2010-08-18T02:39:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/kiss1.jpgkissI'm with the band. Sort of.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/17/i-stole-most-of-these-pictures/2010-08-18T03:08:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-82.jpgPicture 8Also, the chick at the back was just there to check the microphones but I pretended that she was there for the session because it made me feel better about myself.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/17/i-stole-most-of-these-pictures/2010-08-18T03:18:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_21071.jpgIMG_2107This needs its own sign?https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/20/rip-barnaby-jones-pickles/2010-08-20T15:26:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/img_87431.jpgIMG_8743I'll miss your rabbit face.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/22/you-would-see-the-biggest-gift-would-be-from-me-and-the-card-attached-would-say-thank-you-for-helping-me-dig-up-my-dead-dog/2010-08-22T23:46:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-251.jpgPicture 25It's like some kinda fucked-up American Gothic portrait but with less pitchforks and more rappers.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/22/you-would-see-the-biggest-gift-would-be-from-me-and-the-card-attached-would-say-thank-you-for-helping-me-dig-up-my-dead-dog/2010-08-22T23:52:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-261.jpgPicture 26If there was a song for this post it would be the Golden Girls theme. But less douchey and with a kick-ass drum solo in the middle.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/22/you-would-see-the-biggest-gift-would-be-from-me-and-the-card-attached-would-say-thank-you-for-helping-me-dig-up-my-dead-dog/2010-08-23T15:32:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-291.jpgPicture 29I don't know what's wrong with me either.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/25/oh-that-was-unexpected/2010-08-26T00:48:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/picture-811.jpgPicture 8Worst. Trackback. Ever.https://thebloggess.com/2010/08/30/i-missed-victor-and-im-ready-for-him-to-leave-again/2010-08-30T13:26:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/me1.jpgmeI'm using this graphic because I don't have one of my on my deathbed.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/this-post-has-no-redeeming-qualities-whatsoever/2010-09-06T18:47:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/desk21.jpgdesk2The elusive Victor. This is as close as either of us have ever gotten to ironing.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/this-post-has-no-redeeming-qualities-whatsoever/2010-09-06T18:47:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/desk31.jpgdesk3First layer of paint. This is when I started to suspect that we'd made a horrible mistake. It's also when Victor and I screamed at each other a bit because we shouldn't be allowed to work together without supervision.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/this-post-has-no-redeeming-qualities-whatsoever/2010-09-06T18:49:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/desk41.jpgdesk4Then we sanded it and Hailey said that we'd kind of messed it and I was all "I have not even begun to mess this up" but that was kind of a lie because I was at least halfway finished with fucking it up.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/this-post-has-no-redeeming-qualities-whatsoever/2010-09-06T18:52:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/desk1.jpgdeskAnd then it was done. But I didn't want to put my computer on there because it would ruin the effect. That's why I'm still typing on the coffee table right now.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/this-post-has-no-redeeming-qualities-whatsoever/2010-09-06T18:54:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/desk51.jpgdesk5Then I added these tree stencil decals which remind me a little bit of 'Evil Dead', but in a good way.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/this-post-has-no-redeeming-qualities-whatsoever/2010-09-06T19:07:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/house1.jpghouseAfter. Also, please note my use of a ladder as an actual piece of furniture. This is what happens when you can't afford real furniture.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/if-youre-in-marketing-you-should-probably-know-this-already/2010-09-07T00:14:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/picture-372.jpgPicture 37https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/06/if-youre-in-marketing-you-should-probably-know-this-already/2010-09-07T00:18:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/picture-3711.jpgPicture 37https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/07/well-that-just-seems-excessive/2010-09-07T20:04:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/picture-381.jpgPicture 38https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/12/there-should-be-more-respect-for-public-servants/2010-09-12T15:11:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_21601.jpgIMG_2160Before Fry-Guys went extinct.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/12/there-should-be-more-respect-for-public-servants/2010-09-12T15:15:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/img_21571.jpgIMG_2157Gone but not forgotten.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/12/there-should-be-more-respect-for-public-servants/2010-09-12T15:31:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/picture-481.jpgPicture 48The My-God-I'm-old edition.https://thebloggess.com/about/2010-09-16T04:20:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cathead2.jpgcatheadhttps://thebloggess.com/about/2010-09-16T05:41:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/cathead11.jpgcathead1https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/19/i-dont-understand-it-either-yall/2010-09-19T17:17:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/picture-541.jpgPicture 54https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/19/i-dont-understand-it-either-yall/2010-09-19T17:23:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fortune1.jpgfortuneThe-I-spent-this-weekend-at-a-haunted-hotel-and-that-story-is-coming-I-promise Edition.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-20T20:58:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanleysmall-bath1.jpgstanleysmall bathThis is what I'm always looking for when I go to Sears Portrait Studio. I am continually disappointed.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-21T02:24:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanleybathsmall1.jpgstanleybathsmallThis is what I'm always looking for when I go to Sears Portrait Studio. I am continually disappointed.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-21T02:55:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-blood-bath2.jpgstanley blood bathhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-21T02:55:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-blood-bath11.jpgstanley blood bathhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-21T02:58:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley1.jpgstanleyStanley Hotel. Not to scale.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-21T04:57:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stnaleytwins1.jpgstnaleytwinsNot the kind of twins you want.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-21T04:57:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanleytwinssmall1.jpgstanleytwinssmallThis would have been cooler if they sold those twin costumes in the gift shop. Instead they sell cat puppets. I'm not sure the logic but they are missing out on a growth industry.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/21/the-stanley-hotel-totally-fucking-haunted-maybe/2010-09-21T15:28:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-redrum1.jpgstanley redrumThis is a terrible picture because I had to take this with my phone because if I left to get my camera all the steam would dissipate. That's how science works.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T01:01:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley21.jpgstanley2Also, if you get a dead squirrel stuck in your walls you just have to lift up the house and shake the dead squirrel out. Needs a liquor cabinet though.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T03:11:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-invest1.jpgstanley investKarl and Callea. And equipment. No jumping beans though.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T13:18:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/small-kevin1.jpgsmall kevinOur adorable tour guide (Kevin) in front of the Stanley. What's really strange is that I never saw all the ghosts in this picture until after I developed them and then digitally added them myself. https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T13:25:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-tunnels1.jpgstanley tunnelsThe tunnels under the hotel are carved out of the mountain. This is the same place where the guys from Ghost Hunters heard a woman say "hello" except that I'm pretty sure that was a cat because I had a cat that used to say "mama" all the time and it sounded a lot like that. But she never said it in front of anyone else so no one ever believed me. She was my own personal snuffalupagus.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T14:19:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stnaley-chairs1.jpgstnaley chairsPaul's room. The light is from a car passing outside. https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T14:34:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-iron1.jpgstanley ironAlso, I found a pair of cargo shorts behind the ironing board. I considered that maybe they were a gift from Lord Dunraven but they were a size 3X so more likely it was another insult. That man is a douche.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T14:45:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-taco1.jpgstanley tacoIt's like Georgia O'Keefe made these.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T14:51:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-pipe1.jpgstanley pipeWell that's...disconcerting.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/22/part-two-the-stanley-hotel-or-why-ghost-hunters-should-hire-me-as-a-permanent-member-of-their-team/2010-09-22T15:01:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/stanley-small-door1.jpgstanley small doorI miss it already.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/24/six-years-ago-today/2010-09-24T18:51:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/me-and-hailey2.jpgme and haileyhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/09/24/six-years-ago-today/2010-09-24T18:51:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/me-and-hailey11.jpgme and haileySix years ago today.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/24/six-years-ago-today/2010-09-24T19:53:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bday1.jpgbdayAnd now we are six.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/24/six-years-ago-today/2010-09-24T20:01:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bday21.jpgbday2Hailey today, age 6.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/28/sigh/2010-09-28T18:29:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/david1.jpgdavidI don't even know what to say anymore.https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/28/sigh/2010-09-28T18:36:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/david21.jpgdavid2https://thebloggess.com/2010/09/30/i-probably-need-to-stop-watching-true-blood/2010-10-01T00:44:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/picture-701.jpgPicture 70https://thebloggess.com/2010/10/03/i-suspect-victor-is-lying-to-me-because-he-feels-threatened-by-my-powers/2010-10-03T17:23:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halloween-shit-i-did1.jpghalloween shit i didThe-Oh-My-God-I-Love-October Editionhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/06/furiously-happy/2010-10-06T18:19:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/drpants1.jpgdrpantshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/10/it-really-ties-the-room-together/2010-10-10T14:25:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jersylicious1.jpgjersyliciousThe Jersey Shore Edition.https://thebloggess.com/elan/2010-10-12T13:37:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/elan1.jpgelanhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/13/good-to-know/2010-10-13T14:20:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ask-the-bloggess1.jpgask the bloggessIt's the little things that mean the most.https://thebloggess.com/kernut-6/2010-10-15T02:34:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kernut-61.jpgkernut 6https://thebloggess.com/2010/10/17/ill-be-back/2010-10-17T23:48:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hp1.jpghphttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/22/i-got-bit-in-the-face-by-a-fox-sort-of/2010-10-22T17:33:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/smallwest1.jpgsmallwesthuhhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/22/i-got-bit-in-the-face-by-a-fox-sort-of/2010-10-22T17:34:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/me-and-laura-small1.jpgme and laura smallhuhhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/22/i-got-bit-in-the-face-by-a-fox-sort-of/2010-10-23T01:21:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/angrywest1.jpgangrywestshe's a bad influencehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/22/i-got-bit-in-the-face-by-a-fox-sort-of/2010-10-23T03:00:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chester1.jpgchesterIt's weird that he's only half of a wolverine but I prefer to imagine that he's stepping out of a stargate. Onto an invisible tree branch. Apparently.https://thebloggess.com/2010/10/22/i-got-bit-in-the-face-by-a-fox-sort-of/2010-10-23T03:09:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mansion1.jpgmansionThe 1800's mansion. https://thebloggess.com/2010/10/22/i-got-bit-in-the-face-by-a-fox-sort-of/2010-10-23T03:14:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/barn1.jpgbarnMy room. Not as fancy as a mansion. WAY better than Jesus' room.https://thebloggess.com/2010/10/23/its-not-actually-surprising-but-it-still-stings-a-bit/2010-10-24T04:00:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/twitter1.jpgtwitterHuh.https://thebloggess.com/2010/10/31/this-is-halloween-or-close-enough-i-suppose/2010-10-30T03:09:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halloween-game1.jpghalloween gameohhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/31/this-is-halloween-or-close-enough-i-suppose/2010-10-31T03:22:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hay-fever-and-cornea-damage1.jpghay fever and cornea damagehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/31/this-is-halloween-or-close-enough-i-suppose/2010-10-31T03:22:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/body-part1.jpgbody partLorena Bobbithttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/31/this-is-halloween-or-close-enough-i-suppose/2010-10-31T15:54:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/halloween-bloggess1.jpghalloween bloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/10/31/this-is-halloween-or-close-enough-i-suppose/2010-10-31T16:00:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/hay1.jpghayComparatively, the set-your-children-on-fire game at least had style.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/04/and-then-i-met-neil-gaiman/2010-11-04T20:11:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/me-and-neil-and-an-invisible-cigarette1.jpgme and neil and an invisible cigaretteI like how it looks like I'm a vampire since I don't show up in the reflection. Also, the look on Neil's face is totally "How the hell did you get in here? Why are we in a bathroom?"https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/04/and-then-i-met-neil-gaiman/2010-11-04T20:14:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/me-and-neil-and-a-monkey-hat1.jpgme and neil and a monkey hatEven in the monkey hat he still manages to look more distinguished than me.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/04/and-then-i-met-neil-gaiman/2010-11-04T20:16:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/me-and-the-monkey-hat-and-neil1.jpgme and the monkey hat and neil*cough*https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/07/strange-things-will-happen/2010-11-07T23:23:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/glasses1.jpgglasseshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/11/07/strange-things-will-happen/2010-11-07T23:51:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/grizzly1.jpggrizzlyOh, Texas.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/07/strange-things-will-happen/2010-11-07T23:53:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/alligator1.jpgalligatorAlso, no. I can't tell you what possessed me to stick my finger in an alligator oriphice but it's probably the same complusion that makes me unable to try on hats that belong to dead people.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/07/strange-things-will-happen/2010-11-08T00:01:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/contemplation1.jpgcontemplation"WTF, me?"https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/07/strange-things-will-happen/2010-11-08T00:40:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/skull1.jpgskullSurprisingly, I don't have a caption for this.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/07/strange-things-will-happen/2010-11-08T00:42:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bananas1.jpgbananasThis was in the middle of a serious art gallery and I just want to clarify that I was all "No, you can't ride the banana" and the girl at the counter was all "Girl, you ride that damn banana. Art is for living, not for looking at." I think she was high.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/09/im-on-a-lot-of-cold-medication/2010-11-09T14:40:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ed1.jpgedEdward Cullen from Twilighthttps://thebloggess.com/2010/11/09/im-on-a-lot-of-cold-medication/2010-11-09T14:49:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/ed41.jpged4So, yeah. It's pretty fucking obvious.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/09/im-on-a-lot-of-cold-medication/2010-11-09T14:56:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/karen1.jpgkarenIn her defense, she's only lived in America for the last 30 or so years.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/16/im-back-sort-of/2010-11-16T18:55:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stamp1.jpgstampThe travel version.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T21:44:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize11.jpgbelize1This is what it looks like when you get molested by a midget.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T21:50:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize21.jpgbelize2me to the pilot: "Are we supposed to be sideways?" https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T21:53:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize31.jpgbelize3Nice try, "Red Lobster".https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T21:59:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize41.jpgbelize4The many complexities of the dragon fruit.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T22:03:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize52.jpgbelize5Oh, hi.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T22:20:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize511.jpgbelize5https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T22:20:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize61.jpgbelize6He *might* be 15.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T22:32:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize71.jpgbelize7The Mayan ruins were deserted but there were a ton of people outside the gate selling stone Mayan Calendars but I didn't buy one because I think it would be depressing to be continually reminded that the world is going to end in 2012. https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T22:53:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize91.jpgbelize9OMG Daryl Hannah.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T22:58:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belieze81.jpgbelieze8The beach is beautiful except that you can't close your eyes because there are probably wild jaguars nearby.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T23:04:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belize101.jpgbelize10This was the smallest knife I saw all weekend.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/18/there-are-a-lot-of-machine-guns-on-this-vacation/2010-11-18T23:24:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/belieze111.jpgbelieze11Oh. Huh.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/21/and-then-we-were-murdered-in-our-sleep/2010-11-21T17:09:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/shitiwasdoing1.jpgshitiwasdoinghttps://thebloggess.com/2010/11/22/does-boones-fine-apple-wine-count-as-produce-i-say-yes/2010-11-21T22:40:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tequilagun1.jpgtequilagunWell, hello there.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/23/sad-panda/2010-11-24T01:09:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/tophat-squirrel1.jpgtophat squirrel"Great Christmas Present" indeed.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/29/google-is-trying-to-get-me-high/2010-11-29T15:59:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/heroine1.jpgheroineConclusion: Google is a sexist drug-peddler.https://thebloggess.com/2010/11/29/google-is-trying-to-get-me-high/2010-11-29T16:43:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/picture-211.jpgPicture 21https://thebloggess.com/bloggessad200-150-v4-2/2010-12-01T16:49:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bloggessad200-150-v4-21.jpgBloggessAd200.150.v4 (2)https://thebloggess.com/traditions-and-shit/2010-12-01T19:15:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jg11.jpgjg1https://thebloggess.com/traditions-and-shit/2010-12-01T20:00:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jg21.jpgjg2https://thebloggess.com/traditions-and-shit/2010-12-01T21:28:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jg31.jpgjg3https://thebloggess.com/traditions-and-shit/2010-12-01T22:10:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/benicecard1.jpgbenicecardhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/06/vaguely-maimed-at-disneyland/2010-12-06T15:01:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/h-and-b1.jpgh and bRemember when you last had that kind of look of awe on your face that didn't come from someone setting an enormous margarita in front of you? Me either. https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/06/vaguely-maimed-at-disneyland/2010-12-06T15:27:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-241.jpgPicture 24The slightly damaged edition.https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/07/the-walking-dead-is-a-terrible-documentary/2010-12-07T20:35:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/ass-magnet1.jpgass magnethttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/08/cats-eat-babies-apparently/2010-12-08T16:29:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cats-eat-babies1.jpgcats eat babiesOh, Google. Why can't I quit you?https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/08/cats-eat-babies-apparently/2010-12-08T16:31:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cats-eat-babies21.jpgcats eat babies2Huh.https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/08/cats-eat-babies-apparently/2010-12-08T20:07:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-471.jpgPicture 47https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/10/and-then-they-asked-if-id-like-to-interview-santa-clause/2010-12-10T21:14:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/picture-581.jpgPicture 58Bonus points for making Mrs. Claus clutch her pearls.https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/12/my-least-favorite-day-is-columbus-day-my-second-least-favorite-is-accidental-monday/2010-12-12T14:12:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/when-i-wasnt-here1.jpgwhen i wasn't herehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/13/im-looking-for-a-cat-named-bob-barker/2010-12-13T22:47:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bob-barker1.jpgbob barkerdfdhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/15/thank-you-from-me-victor-hailey-anderson-cooper-and-james-garfield/2010-12-15T18:16:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/jg-thanks1.jpgjg thankshttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/17/my-heart-grew-three-sizes-and-now-i-have-an-enlarged-heart-worth-it/2010-12-20T05:44:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mead1.jpgmeadhttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/26/im-sending-him-a-mens-xx-though-because-i-dont-even-think-the-pope-could-pull-off-a-baby-doll-cut-tee/2010-12-26T19:27:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pope2.jpgpopeI'm sure that ad is just a coincidence.https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/26/im-sending-him-a-mens-xx-though-because-i-dont-even-think-the-pope-could-pull-off-a-baby-doll-cut-tee/2010-12-26T19:35:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/pope11.jpgpopehttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/26/im-sending-him-a-mens-xx-though-because-i-dont-even-think-the-pope-could-pull-off-a-baby-doll-cut-tee/2010-12-26T19:36:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/popeshirt1.jpgpopeshirthttps://thebloggess.com/2010/12/27/this-was-going-to-be-on-twitter-but-it-wouldnt-fit/2010-12-27T22:18:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/misfit1.jpgmisfit"Dear Santa: Please send me an extremely emo plane and an elephant with some sort of rash and a fever."https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/28/more-gravy-in-2011/2010-12-29T04:03:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/more-gravy1.jpgmore gravyI'm a little drunk but I'm pretty sure this sings.https://thebloggess.com/2010/12/30/im-both-early-and-late-so-i-think-that-means-im-right-on-time/2010-12-30T19:40:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/shitididwrapup1.jpgshitididwrapupThe this-is-what-I-would-look-like-if-I-was-in-the-Wall-Street-Journal Edition.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/03/who-the-fuck-has-never-heard-of-a-chalupa/2011-01-03T21:39:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/m-and-k-and-me1.jpgm and K and meMaile, Karen and me. True story: I'm wearing my pajamas here. PS. Arthritis makes your hands swell up look like they need to go on a diet. Awesome.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/03/who-the-fuck-has-never-heard-of-a-chalupa/2011-01-03T22:03:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sweatshop1.jpgsweatshopI look depressed but that's just because I couldn't figure out how to get my igloo out of Maile's sweatshop.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/03/who-the-fuck-has-never-heard-of-a-chalupa/2011-01-03T22:34:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_23171.jpgIMG_2317Maybe next time write something on the outside of the tarp like "Your murdered family isn't in here. I'm just painting your door. Also, I totally know what chalupas are. EVERYONE DOES." The last part is optional.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/04/my-new-years-resolution-is-to-get-you-to-stop-asking-me-about-my-new-years-resolutions/2011-01-05T19:35:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/im-against-kittens-on-heroin1.jpgI'm against kittens on heroinClick on the picture for details.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/04/my-new-years-resolution-is-to-get-you-to-stop-asking-me-about-my-new-years-resolutions/2011-01-05T19:36:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/for-kittens-on-heroin1.jpgfor kittens on heroinOr you could really confuse people by giving them one of each.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/12/mixed-messages/2011-01-12T15:07:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/zazzle-awards1.jpgzazzle awardsNumber of cards bought encouraging kitten heroin use: 10. Number of cards bought demonizing kitten heroin use: Also 10. Number of hours I've spent wondering if this schism will mark the beginning of Civil War (part II - THE RECKONING)? .5 Number of hours I spent coming up with a kick ass name for the second civil war? 2.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/18/home-again/2011-01-18T22:24:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_23592.jpgIMG_2359https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/18/home-again/2011-01-18T22:28:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/img_235911.jpgIMG_2359Southern comfort.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/20/omg-look-what-just-came-in-the-mail/2011-01-20T16:21:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo-2931.jpgPhoto 293Holy crap.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/20/omg-look-what-just-came-in-the-mail/2011-01-20T16:29:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo-298a1.jpgPhoto 298aspellhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/01/20/omg-look-what-just-came-in-the-mail/2011-01-20T16:34:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo-298c2.jpgPhoto 298cvirgin maryhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/01/20/omg-look-what-just-came-in-the-mail/2011-01-20T16:36:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo-298c11.jpgPhoto 298cvirgin maryhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/01/20/omg-look-what-just-came-in-the-mail/2011-01-20T16:38:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo-3041.jpgPhoto 304eminemhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/01/20/omg-look-what-just-came-in-the-mail/2011-01-20T16:39:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/photo-3011.jpgPhoto 301ill rip your ass to shredshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/01/20/omg-look-what-just-came-in-the-mail/2011-01-20T17:11:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jennysquirrel-11.jpgjennysquirrel-1What might have been.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/26/this-is-my-second-post-in-one-day-and-thats-how-you-can-tell-that-im-avoiding-important-work/2011-01-26T21:41:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/me11.jpgme1Not a real cigar.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/26/this-is-my-second-post-in-one-day-and-thats-how-you-can-tell-that-im-avoiding-important-work/2011-01-26T21:42:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/notme1.jpgnotmeYou can tell it's not me because she has good ears.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/26/this-is-my-second-post-in-one-day-and-thats-how-you-can-tell-that-im-avoiding-important-work/2011-01-26T21:44:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/megreen1.jpgmegreenHuh. Well, that's weird.https://thebloggess.com/2011/01/30/nice-try-thesaurus/2011-01-30T02:15:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hemorrhaging2.jpghemorrhaginghttps://thebloggess.com/2011/01/30/nice-try-thesaurus/2011-01-30T02:29:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/hemorrhaging11.jpghemorrhagingAnd yes, I realize that I spelled "hemorrhaging" wrong but I don't think I misspelled it so badly that the average person would say "Oh. I bet she meant 'marijuana'".https://thebloggess.com/2011/02/01/ill-be-available-for-hire-next-week-if-the-rest-of-the-chupacabra-body-goes-up-for-sale/2011-02-01T14:11:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/monkeypaw1.jpgmonkeypawOoooooh.https://thebloggess.com/2011/02/04/i-dont-even-know-what-to-say-here/2011-02-04T20:19:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/keywords-scare-me1.jpgkeywords scare mehuhhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/02/08/i-threatened-to-cut-her-the-exciting-new-trend-no-one-is-talking-about/2011-02-07T20:59:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/trendsetter1.jpgtrendsetterIt's not really a trend if you're the only one doing it. It's more of a curious aberration, really.https://thebloggess.com/2011/02/13/wtf-spellcheck/2011-02-13T18:23:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/rumpleforeskin1.jpgrumpleforeskinhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/02/26/disclaimer-i-would-never-actually-assault-stephen-king/2011-02-25T16:31:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/when-not-here1.jpgwhen not herehttps://thebloggess.com/2011/03/01/they-picked-a-fight-with-a-chupacabra-is-my-new-favorite-phrase/2011-03-01T22:08:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/picture-581.jpgPicture 58https://thebloggess.com/2011/03/02/shocking-pictures-of-lou-diamond-phillips-holding-water/2011-03-02T20:21:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ldp1.jpgldpThe man has range.https://thebloggess.com/2011/03/08/flea-market/2011-03-08T15:57:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/teatowel1.jpgteatowelLargest tea towel ever displayed on my Christmas tree. Also, after I downloaded this picture I noticed a tiny little face under the tea towel. I am exceptionally unobservant.https://thebloggess.com/hwm240x138/2011-03-09T15:39:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/hwm240x1381.jpghwm240x138https://thebloggess.com/2011/03/09/dear-wil-wheaton/2011-03-09T18:15:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wilw1.jpgwilwhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/03/09/dear-wil-wheaton/2011-03-09T18:25:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wilw21.jpgwilw2https://thebloggess.com/2011/03/09/dear-wil-wheaton/2011-03-09T20:46:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wilwawesomeness2.jpgwilwawesomenessMy God, I love the internet.https://thebloggess.com/heres-a-picture-of-wil-wheaton-collating-papers/2011-03-11T02:51:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wilwawesomeness11.jpgwilwawesomenesshttps://thebloggess.com/heres-a-picture-of-wil-wheaton-collating-papers/2011-03-11T03:45:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wilwcollate1.jpgwilwcollatehttps://thebloggess.com/2011/03/13/goat-shoes/2011-03-14T02:40:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/goatfeet1.jpggoatfeetThis post is about that. Also, my dad is a professional taxidermist and my sister is aware of how often I get a herniated disk from brushing my hair too hard. Also, Victor broke his arm in 3 places in Mexico this weekend. These are all things you need to know to enjoy this tiny little post.https://thebloggess.com/2011/03/21/sxsw-sort-of/2011-03-22T03:46:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/pistacios1.jpgpistaciosSeriously. They *totally* looked like pistachios.https://thebloggess.com/2011/03/27/poor-punctuation-profanity-the-first-four-years/2011-03-28T01:23:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/myfirstpost1.jpgmyfirstposthttps://thebloggess.com/2011/03/28/id-also-want-him-to-shoot-me-in-the-face-for-the-good-of-humanity-its-not-all-vanity-people/2011-03-28T14:23:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/measamonster1.jpgmeasamonsterI can't be the only person who does this.https://thebloggess.com/2011/03/30/dear-internet-you-have-lost-your-damn-mind-never-change/2011-03-30T14:29:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/modern-living1.jpgmodern livingHard to argue with that one.https://thebloggess.com/2011/04/04/can-you-carry-an-alligator-on-a-plane-answer-i-still-dont-entirely-know/2011-04-04T14:59:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/alligatorsonaplane1.jpgalligatorsonaplaneI call him "Jean-Louis".https://thebloggess.com/2011/04/10/10564/2011-04-11T00:00:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/absence1.jpgabsenceClick me. I take you fun places.https://thebloggess.com/2011/04/12/honestly-its-sort-of-hard-to-argue-with-any-of-these/2011-04-13T03:59:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-701.jpgPicture 70https://thebloggess.com/2011/04/12/honestly-its-sort-of-hard-to-argue-with-any-of-these/2011-04-13T04:00:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-711.jpgPicture 71https://thebloggess.com/2011/04/20/stop-being-an-asshole-target/2011-04-13T20:13:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sexy-kitty-litter1.jpgsexy kitty litterNo one should ever have to explain this.https://thebloggess.com/3eme/2011-04-17T23:02:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/3eme1.jpg3emehttps://thebloggess.com/2011/04/19/of-conferences-and-anxiety-disorders/2011-04-19T14:06:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mom2summitcollage1.jpgmom2summitcollagehttps://thebloggess.com/2011/04/19/of-conferences-and-anxiety-disorders/2011-04-19T14:08:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/mom2d1.jpgmom2dhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/04/23/missing/2011-04-23T04:16:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/picture-781.jpgPicture 78https://thebloggess.com/2011/04/25/10684/2011-04-25T19:43:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/wildcatter1.jpgwildcatterhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/04/25/10684/2011-04-25T19:48:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/headerlinkad-thebloggess1.jpgHeaderLinkAd-TheBloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/04/25/mothers-day-marketing-gone-horribly-wrong/2011-04-25T19:57:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/sentimental-gifts-for-mom1.jpgsentimental gifts for momPossibly the most unfortunate sales tie-in ever. Thanks, Zazzle.https://thebloggess.com/2011/04/30/im-writing-a-bunch-more-comments-than-im-getting-credit-for/2015-07-12T17:50:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/shitidid1.jpgshitididhttps://thebloggess.com/megansilianoffblog/2011-05-01T19:04:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/megansilianoffblog2.jpgMeganSilianoffBloghttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/02/its-a-nice-day-for-a-james-garfield-wedding/2011-05-02T14:16:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/james-garfield-proposal1.jpgjames garfield proposalThis is supposed to be a picture of James Garfield dressed for a wedding. Victor pointed out that James Garfield is a dude so he should be dressed in a tux an top-hat but I don't have a wild boar tux just laying around, Victor. I'm not made of tuxedos, Victor.https://thebloggess.com/2011/05/02/10760/2011-05-02T16:11:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/550_ad2.jpg550_Adhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/05/im-not-even-sure-what-the-point-of-buy-a-cat-with-thumbs-is-if-they-arent-going-to-help-you-take-down-the-christmas-tree/2011-05-05T13:16:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/inaptree1.jpginaptreehttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/05/im-not-even-sure-what-the-point-of-buy-a-cat-with-thumbs-is-if-they-arent-going-to-help-you-take-down-the-christmas-tree/2011-05-05T13:18:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/inaptree21.jpginaptree2Other unhelpful cat has gone off to look for a place to sleep and/or die. (Just kidding, Posey. Please don't die.)https://thebloggess.com/headerlinkad-thebloggess-2/2011-05-08T03:12:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/headerlinkad-thebloggess1.jpgHeaderLinkAd-TheBloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/megansilianoffblog-2/2011-05-08T03:12:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/megansilianoffblog11.jpgMeganSilianoffBloghttps://thebloggess.com/550_ad-2/2011-05-08T03:13:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/550_ad11.jpg550_Adhttps://thebloggess.com/hwm240x138-2/2011-05-08T03:14:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hwm240x1381.jpghwm240x138https://thebloggess.com/2011/05/07/10815/2011-05-08T03:52:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/redmeansgo1.jpgredmeansgohttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/07/i-dont-know-what-size-it-should-be-but-it-should-probably-say-get-this-fucking-t-shirt-off-me-you-asshole/2011-05-08T04:33:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/um-what1.jpgum whathttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/11/just-say-no/2011-05-11T16:40:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat1.jpgcatthe front.https://thebloggess.com/2011/05/11/just-say-no/2011-05-11T16:40:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cat21.jpgcat2the backhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/15/10876/2011-05-16T03:20:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/oh-noa1.jpgoh noahttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/16/if-my-t-shirt-got-your-baby-stolen-then-i-apologize-on-behalf-of-the-t-shirt/2011-05-16T15:42:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/catzazzle1.jpgcatzazzlehttps://thebloggess.com/2011/05/16/if-my-t-shirt-got-your-baby-stolen-then-i-apologize-on-behalf-of-the-t-shirt/2011-05-16T15:45:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dog-zazzle1.jpgdog zazzleAlso, this shirt seems way too tight. I'm pretty sure I see nipples.https://thebloggess.com/2011/05/19/finally-cdc/2011-05-19T18:43:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/picture-151.jpgPicture 15Me, what I assume I will look like one month into the zombie apocolypse. But not because I've been eaten. More likely because I'll accidentally cut off my own arm. I'm just really clumsy.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/09/well-thats-not-flattering/2011-06-09T17:52:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/satan1.jpgsatanhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/06/15/i-envy-those-people-who-dont-automatically-assume-that-their-surprise-party-is-an-intervention/2011-06-15T22:20:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-3511.jpgPhoto 351In his defense, it's a LOT of tea.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/2011-06-17T20:51:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chicken2.jpgchickenIt's not the size that matters...but it helps.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/2011-06-17T20:57:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chicken61.jpgchicken6Knock-knock.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/21/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/2011-06-17T21:00:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/chicken11.jpgchickenInsert-inappropriate-joke-here.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/17/just-ignore-me-while-i-geek-out/2011-06-18T01:55:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/comic11.jpgcomic1It's not that fuzzy in real life. I'm just not good at photography.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/19/for-you-because-youre-probably-bored/2011-06-19T03:27:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/small-be-nice-or-leave1.jpgsmall be nice or leavehttps://thebloggess.com/goes-12-firstimage-large081701/2011-06-28T20:41:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/goes-12-firstimage-large0817011.jpggoes-12-firstimage-large081701https://thebloggess.com/picture-1-2/2011-06-28T20:46:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/picture-11.jpgPicture 1https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/30/i-dont-have-a-title-for-this-because-ive-run-out-of-puns-please-insert-your-own/2011-06-30T17:23:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photochick2.jpgPhotochickBOK, BOK.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/30/i-dont-have-a-title-for-this-because-ive-run-out-of-puns-please-insert-your-own/2011-06-30T20:31:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photochick11.jpgPhotochickI can only assume this woman hasn't been allowed to buy towels for decades.https://thebloggess.com/2011/06/30/i-dont-have-a-title-for-this-because-ive-run-out-of-puns-please-insert-your-own/2011-06-30T20:49:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/img_6996a1.jpgIMG_6996aWell that's...unexpected.https://thebloggess.com/one/2011-07-01T17:38:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/one1.jpgONEhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/03/happy-anniversary-to-meeeeeee-and-victor-i-guess-too/2011-07-04T05:45:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/victor-and-jenny1.jpgvictor and jennyMe and Victor in a rare moment of not strangling each other. (Photo by the lovely @chookooloonks)https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/04/11411/2011-07-05T17:20:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picture-331.jpgPicture 33This is an ad. But it's an ad for bad-ass people. Click the picture for discount code.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/12/i-like-how-the-only-thing-they-actually-question-here-is-that-i-probably-wanted-to-infect-the-cobras-before-mailing-them-to-people/2011-07-12T19:15:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/picture-71.jpgPicture 7https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/13/knock-knock-motherfucker-giant-metal-chickens-revisited/2011-07-13T14:20:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/giant-metal-chicken1.jpggiant metal chickenThis is not an optical illusion. It's an eight-foot metal chicken.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/13/knock-knock-motherfucker-giant-metal-chickens-revisited/2011-07-13T14:32:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/knock-knock-motherfucker1.jpgknock knock motherfuckerIt's Beyonce. But travel-sized.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/14/and-then-i-stage-a-live-zombie-apocalypse-in-utah/2011-07-14T18:24:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/zombie-drill-bloggess1.jpgEvo 2011Photo by @JustinHackworthhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/18/i-dont-have-a-clever-title-for-this-but-it-will-totally-distract-you/2011-07-18T16:06:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2011_07_08_bloggess_sharack1.jpg2011_07_08_bloggess_sharackhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/19/11519/2011-07-19T20:27:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ffcover2.jpgffcoverhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/19/11519/2011-07-19T20:29:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ffcover11.jpgffcoverhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/21/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-ferris-mewler-self-proclaimed-fabio-of-cats/2011-07-21T13:21:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ferrismewlerbefore1.jpgferrismewlerbefore"I am trying to seduce you. Is it working?" No. It's not working. Because you're a *cat*.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/21/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-ferris-mewler-self-proclaimed-fabio-of-cats/2011-07-21T13:24:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ferrismewlerafter1.jpgferrismewlerafter"What the fuck, lady?"https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/21/the-trials-and-tribulations-of-ferris-mewler-self-proclaimed-fabio-of-cats/2011-07-21T16:58:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/eric-northman1.jpgeric northmanIt's fucking uncanny.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/24/15-years-on-and-the-romance-is-still-alive/2011-07-24T17:23:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/shit-i-did-by-eric-orchard1.jpgshit I did by Eric Orchardhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/25/i-swear-i-dont-usually-post-about-my-cat-this-much/2011-07-25T20:00:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ferris-hates-me1.jpgferris hates me"What? Go to sleep. I won't pee on you. WHY WOULD I?"https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/25/i-swear-i-dont-usually-post-about-my-cat-this-much/2011-07-25T20:02:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/angry-ferris1.jpgangry ferrisIt's easy for cats to be sarcastic because they can't accidentally laugh in the middle of their insults.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/25/i-swear-i-dont-usually-post-about-my-cat-this-much/2011-07-25T20:05:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ferris-and-posey1.jpgferris and poseyThere was *nothing* accidental about this.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/25/i-swear-i-dont-usually-post-about-my-cat-this-much/2011-07-25T20:06:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ferris2.jpgferrisIf I didn't love him I probably would have considered seeing how many ping-pong balls I could throw in there. But I would never do that. Because I love Ferris. And I don't own any ping-pong balls.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/25/i-swear-i-dont-usually-post-about-my-cat-this-much/2011-07-25T20:08:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ferris11.jpgferrisA lesser person probably would have considered seeing how many ping-ping balls she could throw in there, but I would never do that. Because I love that damn cat. And I don't own any ping-pong balls.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/25/i-swear-i-dont-usually-post-about-my-cat-this-much/2011-07-25T20:10:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/ferris-moustache1.jpgferris moustacheBut I do own dry-erase markers.https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/01/listen-to-the-bananas/2011-07-25T21:07:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/banana-warning1.jpgbanana warninghttps://thebloggess.com/2011/08/01/listen-to-the-bananas/2011-07-25T21:08:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/listen-to-the-banana1.jpglisten to the bananahttps://thebloggess.com/2011/08/10/why-yes-actually-i-do-turn-everything-to-shit/2011-07-26T16:20:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/small-best-friends1.jpgsmall best friendshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/08/06/the-recession-comes-to-texas/2011-07-27T14:58:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/texas-style-bloggess1.jpgtexas style bloggessMotherfucker. *Now* where am I supposed to get my furniture & ammo?https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/27/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/2011-07-27T22:21:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/small-monkey1.jpgsmall monkeyCopernicus.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/27/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/2011-07-27T22:33:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/monkey-bloodyhugs1.jpgmonkey bloodyhugshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/27/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/2011-07-27T22:34:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/monkey-small1.jpgmonkey smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/07/27/would-you-like-to-buy-a-monkey/2011-07-27T22:35:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/monkey-hugs-and-strangles-small1.jpgmonkey hugs and strangles smallThis one feels a little dark for first graders, so I'm going to save it until next year. Because I'm a caring parent.https://thebloggess.com/2011/07/30/this-is-not-a-real-post-2/2011-07-31T02:15:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bloggess-in-glasses1.jpgbloggess in glassesIt's like a flip-book with only 4 pages.https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/16/and-suddenly-things-are-right-in-the-universe-again/2011-08-17T02:07:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/picture-161.jpgPicture 16Huh.https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/17/its-been-a-very-long-two-weeks-get-prepared/2011-08-17T08:13:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/thebloggess-and-nathan-fillion1.jpgthebloggess and nathan fillionMe and Nathan Fillion in Hollywood.https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/17/11805/2011-08-17T16:44:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/turtledove-designs1.jpgturtledove designsAAAAAAAAAAAH!https://thebloggess.com/img_2495/2011-08-22T13:21:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_24951.pngIMG_2495https://thebloggess.com/img_2496/2011-08-22T13:24:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_24961.pngIMG_2496https://thebloggess.com/clip0000/2011-08-28T02:29:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/clip00001.jpegrelishhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/08/27/its-sunday-but-i-wrote-all-the-really-blasphemous-stuff-earlier-in-the-week-id-like-that-noted-in-my-permanent-record/2011-08-28T02:58:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/madebyroundtablecompanies21.jpgmadebyroundtablecompanies2Graphic by Round Table Companieshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/08/27/its-sunday-but-i-wrote-all-the-really-blasphemous-stuff-earlier-in-the-week-id-like-that-noted-in-my-permanent-record/2011-08-28T05:00:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/curlers21.jpgcurlers2https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/27/its-sunday-but-i-wrote-all-the-really-blasphemous-stuff-earlier-in-the-week-id-like-that-noted-in-my-permanent-record/2011-08-28T05:00:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/picnik-collage-curler1.jpgPicnik collage curlerI WIN. https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/30/its-a-good-kind-of-weird/2011-08-29T20:58:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura171.jpglaura17https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/30/its-a-good-kind-of-weird/2011-08-29T21:38:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura181.jpglaura18https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/30/its-a-good-kind-of-weird/2011-08-29T21:40:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura-kickass1.jpglaura, kickasshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/08/30/its-a-good-kind-of-weird/2011-08-29T21:55:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura201.jpglaura20https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/30/its-a-good-kind-of-weird/2011-08-29T22:04:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/laura5a1.jpglaura5ahttps://thebloggess.com/2011/08/30/its-a-good-kind-of-weird/2011-08-29T22:32:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/img_95301.jpgIMG_9530https://thebloggess.com/2011/08/31/huh/2011-08-31T18:46:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/copernicus1.jpgcopernicushttps://thebloggess.com/2011/09/04/wil-wheaton-made-my-heart-grow-three-sizes/2011-09-04T03:37:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/wil-wheaton-is-a-golden-god1.jpgwil wheaton is a golden godWil Wheaton: He's a goddamn gentleman.https://thebloggess.com/2011/09/09/i-am-molding-the-minds-of-todays-youth-and-by-molding-i-mean-probably-damaging/2011-09-09T06:03:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/copernicus-paper1.jpgcopernicus paperhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/09/13/dear-portlandia-really/2011-09-13T20:40:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/picture-3a1.jpgPicture 3aI can't read it either. Hang on and I'll blow it up.https://thebloggess.com/2011/09/13/dear-portlandia-really/2011-09-13T20:41:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/picture-41.jpgPicture 4The actual design. If anything, I'm doing Portlandia a favor by letting people know how serious they are about their shit.https://thebloggess.com/2011/09/13/dear-portlandia-really/2011-09-13T20:44:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/picture-21.jpgPicture 2Actual text from the ad.https://thebloggess.com/2011/09/13/dear-portlandia-really/2011-09-13T20:46:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/picture-2a1.jpgPicture 2aPretty clear, I think.https://thebloggess.com/2011/09/16/and-then-the-stars-of-portlandia-renewed-my-faith-in-america-even-though-they-might-be-canadian-i-should-probably-check-wikipedia/2011-09-16T21:13:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/they-allowed-me-to-put-a-bird-on-it1.jpgThey allowed me to put a bird on itYep. That's Carrie and Fred holding my bag. It says "Personally approved by Fred & Carrie" on the bottom corner.https://thebloggess.com/2011/09/22/victor-refuses-to-open-anything-addressed-to-me-anymore/2011-09-23T03:46:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/anniversary-gift-21.jpganniversary gift 2That's right. They're towels.https://thebloggess.com/2011/09/22/victor-refuses-to-open-anything-addressed-to-me-anymore/2011-09-23T03:49:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/anniversary-gift1.jpganniversary gifthttps://thebloggess.com/2011/09/25/i-apologize-for-being-so-damn-depressing-on-twitter-this-week/2011-09-25T16:23:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dead-cat-smell2.jpgdead cat smellhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/09/25/i-apologize-for-being-so-damn-depressing-on-twitter-this-week/2011-09-25T16:29:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/dead-cat-smell11.jpgdead cat smellhttps://thebloggess.com/knock-knock-beyonce/2011-09-29T03:14:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/knock-knock-beyonce1.jpgknock knock beyoncehttps://thebloggess.com/knock-knock-beyonce-shop/2011-09-29T03:20:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/knock-knock-beyonce-shop1.jpgknock knock beyonce shophttps://thebloggess.com/2011/09/29/its-hard-to-rattle-texans/2011-09-29T21:07:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/img_00121.jpgIMG_0012https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/02/be-kind-or-be-cut-its-really-up-to-you/2011-10-02T18:37:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/be-kind-by-the-bloggess-and-plato1.jpgbe kind by the bloggess and platoDedicated to making the world less stabby. (That was me. Not Plato. Although he might have said it too. The man could not shut up.)https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/04/missing-2/2011-10-04T14:00:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/missing2.jpgmissinghttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/04/missing-2/2011-10-04T14:01:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/missing11.jpgmissinghttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/04/missing-2/2011-10-05T21:11:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/stolen1.jpgstolenhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/06/no-one-makes-cards-for-this-but-they-should/2011-10-06T20:27:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/picture-381.jpgPicture 38https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/09/and-now-for-something-completely-ridiculous/2011-10-09T19:21:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/scruffy1.jpgscruffyhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/12/thats-why-im-not-allowed-to-be-here-unsupervised/2011-10-12T19:14:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/place-your-bets1.jpgplace your betshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/12/thats-why-im-not-allowed-to-be-here-unsupervised/2011-10-12T19:15:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/comments1.jpgcommentshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/12/thats-why-im-not-allowed-to-be-here-unsupervised/2011-10-12T19:15:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/twitter1.jpgtwitterhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/12/thats-why-im-not-allowed-to-be-here-unsupervised/2011-10-12T19:57:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/creepy1.jpgcreepyhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/12/thats-why-im-not-allowed-to-be-here-unsupervised/2011-10-12T20:18:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/look-away-jeff1.jpglook away, jeffhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/12/thats-why-im-not-allowed-to-be-here-unsupervised/2011-10-12T20:49:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/no-means-no1.jpgno means nohttps://thebloggess.com/2011/10/17/im-helping-also-i-might-be-arrested/2011-10-17T16:57:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/large-deer1.jpglarge deerMeh.https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/17/im-helping-also-i-might-be-arrested/2011-10-17T17:01:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/unicorn1.jpgunicornNo one speeds in my neighborhood anymore.https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/20/12416/2011-10-20T15:31:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/clip00003.jpgclip0000https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/20/12416/2011-10-20T15:32:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/clip000011.jpgclip0000https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/20/12416/2011-10-20T15:33:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/clip000021.jpgclip0000https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/20/my-cat-is-alive-and-makes-me-feel-like-an-asshole/2011-10-20T16:46:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/poseycat1.jpgposeycatMy cat looks like Gollum.https://thebloggess.com/enr-nightrace-banner-300x250-2-2/2011-10-22T02:55:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/enr-nightrace-banner-300x250-2-21.jpgENR-NightRace-Banner-300x250-2-2https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/23/and-then-i-saw-a-sasquatch-on-the-road/2011-10-23T19:53:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/snuffy-collage1.jpgsnuffy collageSnuffy. Not just Big Bird's drug-induced hallucination.https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/23/and-then-i-saw-a-sasquatch-on-the-road/2011-10-23T20:08:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_00621.jpgIMG_0062This donkey needs a french braid and some scrunchies.https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/25/12473/2011-10-25T17:18:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/neurobloggessbanner-600x250-r11.jpgNeuroBloggessBanner-600x250-R1https://thebloggess.com/2011/10/27/the-haunted-dollhouse/2011-10-27T17:49:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dollhouse-11.jpgdollhouse 1https://thebloggess.com/blogess/2011-10-27T19:14:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/blogess1.jpgblogesshttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T21:56:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hamlet1.jpghamletHamlet in New Yorkhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:02:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/buttons1.jpgbuttonsUm...what?https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:17:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_2514bathroom1.jpgIMG_2514bathroomhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:19:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/phone1.jpgphoneThanks for the welcome, toilet phone. Also, I just realized that there's a button on the phone for "weather". To control it, I suppose. Luxury is confusing.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:24:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pillow-menu2.jpgpillow menuhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:27:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/pillow-menu11.jpgpillow menuhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:36:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/shitpillow1.jpgshitpillowOh, you mean the "shit pillow".https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:39:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/img_25221.jpgIMG_2522In fairness, it's possible that it's a very flat shoe-horn or a rather ineffective fly-swatter.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:53:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/letpretendthisneverhappened4.jpgLetpretendthisneverhappenedhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/04/lets-pretend-this-never-happened/2011-11-01T22:54:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/letpretendthisneverhappened11.jpgLetpretendthisneverhappenedhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/09/ancient-burial-airport/2011-11-09T20:38:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ancient-burial-airport1.jpgancient burial airportAlso, I laughed my ass off at this and then I was almost murdered by my own body. The lesson here? Maybe we all need to take Ancient Burial Airports a little more seriously.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/14/12633/2011-11-14T17:51:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/neurobloggessbanner-600x250-r11.jpgNeuroBloggessBanner-600x250-R1https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/20/my-cat-has-terrible-handwriting/2011-11-20T05:46:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/anorexic-duck-bloggess1.jpganorexic duck bloggessDisclaimer: That's not my body. You can tell because you can see ribs.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/24/its-like-a-hoodie-but-with-fangs/2011-11-22T21:31:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wolfie-by-zhon1.jpgwolfie by zhonThe girl who made it is actually inside of it. And possibly about to get shot.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/24/its-like-a-hoodie-but-with-fangs/2011-11-24T05:13:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wolf-blitzer-bloggess1.jpgwolf blitzer bloggessBuying my ticket. And yes, it was a little embarrassing. A women in her 30's going to see Twilight, I mean. Not the wolf. The wolf was awesome.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/24/its-like-a-hoodie-but-with-fangs/2011-11-24T05:21:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wolf-blitzer-bloggess-21.jpgwolf blitzer bloggess 2"Oh hell. Is that a Vultori? Don'tcomeoverhereDon'tcomeoverhereDon't - shit."https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/24/its-like-a-hoodie-but-with-fangs/2011-11-24T05:24:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wolf-blitzer-bloggess-31.jpgwolf blitzer bloggess 3Awesome. She's tweeting. Just keep your head down and she probably won't even notice.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/24/its-like-a-hoodie-but-with-fangs/2011-11-24T05:28:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wolf-blitzer-bloggess-41.jpgwolf blitzer bloggess 4Awk-waaaard.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/24/its-like-a-hoodie-but-with-fangs/2011-11-24T05:37:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wolf-blitzer-bloggess-51.jpgwolf blitzer bloggess 5Twilight movies are like the girl version of watching the Superbowl. They can only be enjoyed when really, really drunk.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/24/its-like-a-hoodie-but-with-fangs/2011-11-24T05:42:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wolf-blitzer-bloggess-61.jpgwolf blitzer bloggess 6The magic of the theater.https://thebloggess.com/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-a-mostly-true-memoir/2011-11-28T18:28:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/letpretendthisneverhappened21.jpgLetpretendthisneverhappenedhttps://thebloggess.com/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-a-mostly-true-memoir/2011-11-28T18:30:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/letpretendthisneverhappened31.jpgLetpretendthisneverhappenedhttps://thebloggess.com/bloggess2banner/2011-11-29T14:57:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/bloggess2banner1.jpgBloggess2Bannerhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/29/i-was-just-on-nightline-and-i-didnt-even-kill-anyone-that-anybody-is-aware-of-at-least/2011-11-29T18:32:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/nightline1.jpgnightlineRemember that time when Nightline ran that picture of me telling everyone that I get paid to watch clown porn? Good times.https://thebloggess.com/2011/11/30/dear-stephen-colbert/2011-11-30T16:00:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/wonky-ear1.jpgwonky earhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/11/30/dear-stephen-colbert/2011-11-30T18:43:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/trending-occupycolbert1.jpgtrending occupycolbertOn the down side, we'd brought our common enemy together.https://thebloggess.com/240x150/2011-12-01T14:13:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/240x1501.png240x150https://thebloggess.com/2011/12/03/the-james-garfield-christmas-and-hanukah-miracle-returns-sort-of/2011-12-04T05:33:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/screen-shot-2011-12-03-at-11-06-22-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2011-12-03 at 11.06.22 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/12/07/12887/2011-12-07T19:02:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/animalsbehavingbadly31.jpgAnimalsBehavingBadly3https://thebloggess.com/2011/12/07/this-isnt-necessarily-a-real-post/2011-12-07T19:24:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/photobomb1.jpgphotobombStop yelling at me. The wolf died naturally of old age and kidney failure. And probably necessary cancer. I hear there's a lot of that going around.https://thebloggess.com/sidebar_pretend/2011-12-09T20:42:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/sidebar_pretend1.jpgsidebar_pretendhttps://thebloggess.com/2011/12/13/well-that-was-disappointing/2011-12-14T05:08:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/ornament1.jpgornamenthttps://thebloggess.com/knock-knock-beyonce1/2011-12-21T16:28:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/knock-knock-beyonce12.jpgknock knock beyonce1https://thebloggess.com/knock-knock-beyonce1-2/2011-12-21T16:30:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/knock-knock-beyonce111.jpgknock knock beyonce1https://thebloggess.com/2011/12/22/weekly-wrap-up-in-the-middle-of-the-week/2011-12-22T21:51:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/project-night-night2.jpgproject night nighthttps://thebloggess.com/2011/12/22/weekly-wrap-up-in-the-middle-of-the-week/2011-12-22T21:52:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/project-night-night11.jpgproject night nighthttps://thebloggess.com/bloggess-shop/2011-12-23T22:29:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bloggess-shop1.jpgbloggess shophttps://thebloggess.com/2011/12/26/best-christmas-card-ever/2011-12-26T20:56:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/alexander-skarsgc3a5rd1.jpgAlexander SkarsgårdI don't know what that bottom part says but I assume it's Swedish for "Now we give them the 'smolder', Mr. Whisker-Bottom."https://thebloggess.com/2011/12/28/watching-doctor-who-is-like-learning-a-strange-new-language-you-cant-stop-speaking/2011-12-28T07:25:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bloggess-dr-who1.jpgbloggess dr whohttps://thebloggess.com/2011/12/28/watching-doctor-who-is-like-learning-a-strange-new-language-you-cant-stop-speaking/2011-12-28T07:28:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dr-who1.jpgdr whohttps://thebloggess.com/2011/12/28/book-stores-are-like-very-sensitive-girl-friends/2011-12-29T04:28:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/lets-pretend81.jpglets pretend8https://thebloggess.com/2011/12/29/tightrope-walker/2011-12-29T19:08:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/img_16411.jpgIMG_1641https://thebloggess.com/steve-seeley/2012-01-02T06:08:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/steve-seeley1.jpgstevehttps://thebloggess.com/steve/2012-01-02T06:12:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/steve1.jpgstevehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/09/paper-dolls/2012-01-09T04:39:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/screen-shot-2012-01-08-at-8-39-23-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-01-08 at 8.39.23 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/09/paper-dolls/2012-01-09T04:39:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dolls-resized1.jpgdolls resizedhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/11/how-to-make-your-husband-think-youre-a-witch/2012-01-12T03:22:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/swearjarsmall2.jpgswearjarsmallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/11/how-to-make-your-husband-think-youre-a-witch/2012-01-12T03:22:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/swearjarsmall11.jpgswearjarsmallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/11/how-to-make-your-husband-think-youre-a-witch/2012-01-12T03:23:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/new-swear-jars-small2.jpgnew swear jars smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/11/how-to-make-your-husband-think-youre-a-witch/2012-01-12T03:23:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/swearjar1.jpgswearjarhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/11/how-to-make-your-husband-think-youre-a-witch/2012-01-12T03:25:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/new-swear-jars-small11.jpgnew swear jars smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/11/how-to-make-your-husband-think-youre-a-witch/2012-01-12T03:26:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/swears2-small1.jpgswears2 smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/11/how-to-make-your-husband-think-youre-a-witch/2012-01-12T03:26:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/swear31.jpgswear3https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/13/these-are-just-two-of-my-favorite-things/2012-01-13T19:00:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/whenworlds-collide1.jpgwhenworlds collideWHEN WORLDS COLLIDE.https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/13/13266/2012-01-13T20:13:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/santini1.jpgsantinihttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/14/im-sort-of-freaking-out-right-now/2012-01-14T12:56:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/shit-i-did-jan21.jpgshit I did jan2https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/14/im-sort-of-freaking-out-right-now/2012-01-14T12:56:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/shit-i-was-doing-ja-20121.jpgshit i was doing ja 2012https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/14/im-sort-of-freaking-out-right-now/2012-01-14T14:10:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/lets-pretend-stack-21.jpglets pretend stack 2Holy crap, you guys. My name is on a book and I didn't even have to write it on with a sharpie.https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/20/where-i-was-this-week/2012-01-21T02:13:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/audiobook-collage1.jpgaudiobook collagehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/23/the-post-where-i-make-it-up-to-you-and-then-make-things-worse-and-then-apologize-again/2012-01-23T05:14:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/creepy-dolls1.jpgcreepy dollsSometimes it's just nice to be reminded that there are people weirder than me.https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/23/the-post-where-i-make-it-up-to-you-and-then-make-things-worse-and-then-apologize-again/2012-01-23T05:16:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/chains1.jpgchainshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/23/the-post-where-i-make-it-up-to-you-and-then-make-things-worse-and-then-apologize-again/2012-01-23T06:09:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mvb-small1.jpgmvb smallHe has a bloody spike under his wing. And a very self-satisfied but shell-shocked look on his face. It's like he was MADE for Vampire-hunting.https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/23/the-post-where-i-make-it-up-to-you-and-then-make-things-worse-and-then-apologize-again/2012-01-23T06:12:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mvb-small31.jpgMVB SMALL3The really weird thing is that I already owned everything necessary for this scene. The only thing I was missing was a duck that looks good in a hat.https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/23/the-post-where-i-make-it-up-to-you-and-then-make-things-worse-and-then-apologize-again/2012-01-23T06:17:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/small-beyonce1.jpgsmall beyonceFerris Mewler: These are my paw, you guys. Mini Beyonce: We all seen cat paws before, motherfucker.https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/23/the-post-where-i-make-it-up-to-you-and-then-make-things-worse-and-then-apologize-again/2012-01-23T06:19:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/beyonce-small-21.jpgbeyonce small 2"What? You're taking a picture? Don't mind me. I'll just stand back here in case someone needs me."https://thebloggess.com/theshop/2012-01-25T03:55:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/theshop1.jpgTheShophttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/25/and-then-i-became-a-grown-up-by-eating-a-grown-up/2012-01-26T03:20:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/me-and-mary-fairy2.jpgme and mary fairyhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/25/and-then-i-became-a-grown-up-by-eating-a-grown-up/2012-01-26T03:20:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/me-and-mary-fairy11.jpgme and mary fairyme andhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/28/the-traveling-red-dress-revisited/2012-01-27T06:43:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/small-red-dress-revisited1.jpgsmall red dress revisitedhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/28/the-traveling-red-dress-revisited/2012-01-27T06:45:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mg_5507small1.jpg_MG_5507smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/28/the-traveling-red-dress-revisited/2012-01-27T06:46:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mg_5623bwsmall1.jpg_MG_5623bwsmallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/01/28/the-traveling-red-dress-revisited/2012-01-27T14:31:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/small-red-dress-collage-21.jpgsmall red dress collage 2https://thebloggess.com/2012/01/28/advanced-cooking-lessons/2012-01-28T01:40:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/when-not-here1.jpgwhen not herehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-01-30T22:38:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-love-slides1.jpgi love slideshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-01-30T22:40:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-do-love-slides4.jpgi do love slideshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-01-30T22:42:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-do-love-slides11.jpgi do love slideshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-01-30T22:46:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-do-love-slides21.jpgi do love slideshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-01-30T22:46:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/i-do-love-slides31.jpgi do love slideshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-02-01T03:11:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamlet-signed1.jpghamlet signedThis is my digital signature and is much prettier than my real signature so feel free to print out and tape it to your book if you simply can't wait.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-02-01T03:13:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/img_1851lets-pretend1.jpgIMG_1851let's pretendWant to pre-order? Click on Hamlet Von Schnitzel for links.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/09/and-thats-why-i-cant-get-any-work-done-that-and-the-fact-that-doctor-who-is-on/2012-02-01T17:35:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/office-11.jpgoffice 1Messy. One cat warming himself but they monitor. WORKABLE.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/09/and-thats-why-i-cant-get-any-work-done-that-and-the-fact-that-doctor-who-is-on/2012-02-01T17:36:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/office21.jpgoffice2All the cats in the house. Each typing as soon as I type. Cat fight erupts behind computer within seconds of a good idea. UNWORKABLE.https://thebloggess.com/bloggess-ad-2-2012-copy/2012-02-01T19:58:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bloggess-ad-2-2012-copy2.jpgrelishhttps://thebloggess.com/bloggess-ad-2-2012-copy-2/2012-02-01T20:04:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bloggess-ad-2-2012-copy11.jpgbloggess ad 2-2012 copyhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/01/lost-in-translation/2012-02-02T18:14:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/ferris-twine1.jpgferris twineWhat's so hard about this, Nathan Fillion? Even my cat can make this shit look good.https://thebloggess.com/sexis-ad/2012-02-03T23:04:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sexis-ad1.jpgsexis adhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/04/this-candle-stick-needs-an-intervention/2012-02-04T20:43:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/limp-candles1.jpglimp candleshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/04/this-candle-stick-needs-an-intervention/2012-02-04T21:24:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jenny11.jpgjenny1Painting courtesy of @fattieart (J Rose)https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/12/where-i-was/2012-02-13T03:57:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mom-and-dad-collage1.jpgmom and dad collagehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/12/where-i-was/2012-02-13T03:58:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lisa-collage1.jpglisa collagehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/12/where-i-was/2012-02-13T03:58:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jennycollage1.jpgjennycollagehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/12/where-i-was/2012-02-13T03:59:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/grandkidscollage1.jpggrandkidscollagehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/12/where-i-was/2012-02-13T03:59:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cake1.jpgcakehttps://thebloggess.com/240x150-2/2012-02-13T18:37:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/240x1501.png240x150https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T20:32:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_22701.jpgIMG_2270Juanitahttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T20:45:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2297small1.jpgIMG_2297smallThey're like Barbies, only grosser and with more realistic figures.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T20:55:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2316small1.jpgIMG_2316smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T21:04:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2284small1.jpgIMG_2284smallSometimes a joyous game of freeze-tag and a scream of terror can look very similar.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T21:08:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2310small1.jpgIMG_2310smallHappy Holidays. Fuck with me and I will cut you.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T21:12:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2302small1.jpgIMG_2302smallWe're laughing with you. Not at you. Unless you aren't laughing.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T21:17:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2311small1.jpgIMG_2311smallLITERALLY.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T21:35:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2327small1.jpgIMG_2327smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/13/her-name-is-juanita-juanita-weasel-unless-you-can-think-of-something-better/2012-02-13T21:57:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_2327bsmall1.jpgIMG_2327bsmallhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/14/dear-wil-wheaton-i-believe-this-is-relevant-to-your-interests/2012-02-14T23:01:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/img_23271.jpgIMG_2327https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/15/weasel-algebra/2012-02-15T22:55:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/juanitaequation1.jpgPrinthttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/20/and-then-i-became-a-recurring-comic-book-character-someone-send-me-my-geek-card/2012-02-19T03:09:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/from-taroch-vol-21.jpgfrom taroch vol 2https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/19/juanita-in-carbonite/2012-02-19T07:25:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/from-bart3.jpgfrom bartInside the TARDIS you'll find Jenny wielding a sonic screwdriver, Neil Gaiman in a monkey hat, Beyonce the giant metal chicken, Hamlet von Schnitzel, Juanita Weasel in a Traveling Red Dress, Nathan Fillion holding twine, A TARDIS in the TARDIS for time traveling when you're traveling in time, Wil Wheaton collating paper, and a Wolf Blitzer at the door.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/19/juanita-in-carbonite/2012-02-19T07:27:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/from-bart11.jpgfrom bartInside the TARDIS you'll find Jenny wielding a sonic screwdriver, Neil Gaiman in a monkey hat, Beyonce the giant metal chicken, Hamlet von Schnitzel, Juanita Weasel in a Traveling Red Dress, Nathan Fillion holding twine, A TARDIS in the TARDIS for time traveling when you're traveling in time, Wil Wheaton collating paper, and a Wolf Blitzer at the door.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/19/juanita-in-carbonite/2012-02-19T07:32:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/juanita-statue2.jpgjuanita statueJuan-ita Solohttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/19/juanita-in-carbonite/2012-02-19T07:32:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/juanita-statue11.jpgjuanita statuehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/19/juanita-in-carbonite/2012-02-19T07:38:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/from-bart21.jpgfrom bartThere are 15 bloggess-isms here. It's bigger on the inside.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/19/juanita-in-carbonite/2012-02-19T07:39:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/shit-i-did1.jpgshit i didhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/21/and-then-all-of-my-fingers-fell-off/2012-02-20T00:14:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/autograph-bloggess1.jpgautograph bloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-02-24T03:13:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/simonpeggholdingtwine1.jpgsimonpeggholdingtwineTrue story, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-02-24T03:35:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/simonpeggholdingtwine21.jpgsimonpeggholdingtwine2He did it on his own birthday too. The man is a damn saint.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/24/updated-those-are-fighting-words-internet/2012-02-24T13:41:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/thats-not-how-you-spell-my-name1.jpgthat's not how you spell my namehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/25/i-have-a-problem/2012-02-24T22:28:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/vagina-cup1.jpgvagina cuphttps://thebloggess.com/2012/03/01/use-your-ivagination/2012-02-26T19:26:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/use-your-ivagination1.jpguse your ivaginationYou will look way sexier than this guy. It's practically guaranteed. https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-02-27T13:53:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/penn-jillette-holding-twine1.jpgpenn jillette holding twineHe makes it look so easy, doesn't he?https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-02-28T01:04:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jeri-l-ryan-with-spatula1.jpgJeri L Ryan with spatulahttps://thebloggess.com/2012/02/28/normal-squirrels-dont-sit-like-that-just-saying/2012-02-28T02:39:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/squirrel-phone1.jpgsquirrel phoneWell, hello there.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/28/normal-squirrels-dont-sit-like-that-just-saying/2012-02-28T03:02:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/squirrel-phone21.jpgsquirrel phone2https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-02-29T15:30:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/matthew-broderick-holding-a-spoon1.jpgmatthew broderick holding a spoonSo. Fucking. Awesome.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-03-01T04:06:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/brian-boitano1.jpgbrian boitanoI bet he'd kick an ass or two. THAT'S what Brian Boitano would do.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-03-01T18:45:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/matthew-brokerick-spatula1.jpgmatthew brokerick spatulaMatthew Broderick sees your twine and raises you a spatula and a confusingly-cooked egg.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-03-01T20:17:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/brian-boitano-and-ice-cream1.jpgbrian boitano and ice creamNEVER CHANGE, INTERNET.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-03-02T15:03:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/wil-wheaton-with-spatula1.jpgwil wheaton with spatulaWil Wheaton: "AAAAHHHHH IT CAME TO LIFE AND IT'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!11"https://thebloggess.com/2012/03/03/i-cant-be-the-only-one-who-fucks-up-lyrics-this-badly/2012-03-02T16:01:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/shit-i-did-twine1.jpgshit i did twineBy: @The Bloggess Riding a Dapper Octopus with an Attack King Mini Yak Riding him Attacking an Evil Flying Cheeseburger While Holding Twine.https://thebloggess.com/2012/03/07/unicorn-success-club/2012-03-03T20:15:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/unicornsuccessclub1.jpgunicornsuccessclubhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/03/06/really-ferris/2012-03-06T13:36:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/really-ferris1.jpgreally ferrisMotherfucker.https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/29/peta-is-awesome-but-sometimes-i-question-their-priorities/2012-03-06T15:53:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/scmalzie1.jpgscmalziehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/29/peta-is-awesome-but-sometimes-i-question-their-priorities/2012-03-06T16:04:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/duck1.jpgduckMe and Daffodil. Or as the homeless probably refer to him...Dinner for Six.https://thebloggess.com/historic-ditch-walk/2012-03-08T13:40:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/historic-ditch-walk1.jpghistoric ditch walkNo joke, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/historic-bitch-walk/2012-03-08T13:42:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/historic-bitch-walk1.jpghistoric bitch walkI totally didn't do this.https://thebloggess.com/2012/03/13/wil-wheatons-house-i-am-in-you/2012-03-13T23:29:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/collation1.jpgcollationThe man deserves a damn standing ovation.https://thebloggess.com/2012/03/13/wil-wheatons-house-i-am-in-you/2012-03-13T23:35:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/twine1.jpgtwineSeriously, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2012/03/15/everyone-wins/2012-03-15T00:09:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/beyonce-stick-figure1.jpgbeyonce stick figurehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/03/21/freaking-out/2012-03-16T17:45:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/img_24251.jpgIMG_2425Not the cat butt. That's mine.https://thebloggess.com/2012/03/21/freaking-out/2012-03-16T18:00:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/book_tour-for-lets-pretend3.jpgBOOK_TOUR for Let's Pretendhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/03/21/freaking-out/2012-03-16T23:51:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/book_tour-for-lets-pretend11.jpgBOOK_TOUR for Let's Pretendhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/03/16/dont-let-my-hands-falling-off-be-in-vain/2012-03-17T13:54:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/matthew-and-thebooksmall1.jpgmatthew and thebooksmallBetter than twine.https://thebloggess.com/2012/02/26/youre-ruining-nathan-fillion-for-me-nathan-fillion-alternate-title-but-i-forgive-you/2012-03-20T14:00:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/sean-m-maher1.jpgsean m maherThat's right. Sean Maher from Serenity. HOLDING TWINE. My work here is done.https://thebloggess.com/2012/03/26/feeling-a-bit-like-death-warmed-over/2012-03-26T01:29:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/red-dress-death-scene1.jpgred dress death scenehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/03/26/feeling-a-bit-like-death-warmed-over/2012-03-26T02:19:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/mg_63801.jpg_MG_6380https://thebloggess.com/book-tour/2012-03-29T18:24:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/book-tour1.jpgbook tourhttps://thebloggess.com/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-tour/2012-03-29T18:45:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/book_tour-for-lets-pretend21.jpgBOOK_TOUR for Let's Pretendhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/12/oprah-thingie/2012-03-29T19:42:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/picnik-collage31.jpgPicnik collage3Pics by Maile Wilson.https://thebloggess.com/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-tour/2012-03-29T21:07:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/book_tour-for-lets-pretendw-fla1.jpgBOOK_TOUR for Let's Pretendw flahttps://thebloggess.com/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-tour/2012-03-29T22:14:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/book_tour-for-lets-pretendwfla1.jpgBOOK_TOUR for Let's Pretendwflahttps://thebloggess.com/2012/05/06/leotardis/2012-04-02T16:30:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/leotardis1.jpgleotardishttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/06/this-isnt-a-real-post-but-it-made-my-whole-day-so-im-sharing-it-here/2012-04-06T14:06:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bloggess-kelly-vivanco1.jpgBloggess kelly vivancohttps://thebloggess.com/bloggess-kelly-vivanco-small/2012-04-06T14:23:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bloggess-kelly-vivanco-small1.jpgBloggess kelly vivanco smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2008/08/28/so-i-got-a-box-in-the-mail-filled-with-80-body-parts/2012-04-08T18:40:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lego1.jpglegohttps://thebloggess.com/2008/08/28/so-i-got-a-box-in-the-mail-filled-with-80-body-parts/2012-04-08T18:41:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lego21.jpglego2https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/09/mice/2012-04-09T01:38:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/classy-mouse-band1.jpgclassy mouse bandI'm making an evening gown for the one on the right.https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/09/mice/2012-04-09T12:40:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cd1.jpgcdhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/15/april-15th-wrap-up/2012-04-09T14:41:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shit-i-did-kelly-vivanco2.jpgshit i did kelly vivanco(graphic by Kelly Vivanco)https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/15/april-15th-wrap-up/2012-04-09T14:43:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/shit-i-did-kelly-vivanco11.jpgshit i did kelly vivanco(graphic by Kelly Vivanco)https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/11/everyone-says-fuck-off/2012-04-11T14:45:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/jerome1.jpgJeromeI don't know how all of these awesome alligators got in this one place but I'm assuming there was some sort of burglary at the most awesome house in the world. Victor said someone was probably involuntarily committed. We've agreed to disagree.https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/11/everyone-says-fuck-off/2012-04-11T18:06:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-22.jpgphoto-2I love you, Blogologues.https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/16/fun-with-len/2012-04-12T21:26:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/geek-a-week-bloggess2.jpggeek a week bloggessThat's a sonic-screwdriver-blow-dryer. Not a sex toy.https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/16/fun-with-len/2012-04-12T21:32:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/geek-a-week-bloggess11.jpggeek a week bloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/0-3/2012-04-15T18:16:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/0-31.jpeg0-3https://thebloggess.com/2012/04/17/omg-its-here/2012-04-17T12:45:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo1.pngphotohttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/17/omg-its-here/2012-04-17T12:46:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/people1.jpgpeoplehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/18/this-isnt-a-real-post-2/2012-04-18T23:33:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-43-53-am1.pngScreen Shot 2012-04-18 at 7.43.53 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/18/this-isnt-a-real-post-2/2012-04-18T23:33:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-43-53-am2.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-18 at 7.43.53 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/18/this-isnt-a-real-post-2/2012-04-18T23:34:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-43-53-am11.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-18 at 7.43.53 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/18/this-isnt-a-real-post-2/2012-04-18T23:37:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-40-19-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-18 at 7.40.19 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/18/this-isnt-a-real-post-2/2012-04-18T23:39:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-46-11-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-18 at 7.46.11 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/18/this-isnt-a-real-post-2/2012-04-18T23:41:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-18-at-7-47-04-am1.pngScreen Shot 2012-04-18 at 7.47.04 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/20/im-pretty-sure-im-in-a-coma-right-now/2012-04-20T20:30:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/me-and-stephenie1.jpgme and stepheniehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/20/im-pretty-sure-im-in-a-coma-right-now/2012-04-20T20:30:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/me-and-soliel1.jpgme and solielhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/04/29/peta-is-awesome-but-sometimes-i-question-their-priorities/2012-04-29T23:08:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/daffodil-in-happier-times1.jpgdaffodil in happier timesDaffodil Duckling in happier times. He owned the only pool on our block. That duck was spoiled rotten.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T19:45:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-61.jpgphoto-6His feet make ear muffs.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T19:49:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-51.jpgphoto-5It gets worse.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T19:53:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-211.jpgphoto-2I need a cheeseburger. In my birth canal.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T20:06:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-41.jpgphoto-4Lisa Loeb isn't in this picture because I ran away from her as soon as I possibly could because I'd been mortified enough.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T20:08:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/photo-11.jpgphoto-1https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T20:09:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/485857_277812385641410_100002379510797_630999_553873062_n-300x2941.jpg485857_277812385641410_100002379510797_630999_553873062_n-300x294No, really. Anything. https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T20:25:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-30-at-3-24-32-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-30 at 3.24.32 PMThat empty seat was for Nathan Fillion. Just in case.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T20:27:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-30-at-3-26-36-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-30 at 3.26.36 PMDumpsters not shown.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/01/what-happens-on-tour-stays-all-over-the-internet/2012-04-30T20:29:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-30-at-3-28-07-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-30 at 3.28.07 PMNo shit, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/02/subtle-bribery/2012-05-01T00:15:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/screen-shot-2012-04-30-at-7-13-19-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-04-30 at 7.13.19 PMThe UK edition is a tad more whimsical.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/25/i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-live-anything/2012-05-10T22:20:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/photo-on-5-10-12-at-5-12-pm-21.jpgPhoto on 5-10-12 at 5.12 PM #2Dear me: Perhaps you should avoid tube tops on tv. And just...you know...in general.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/19/if-this-is-sunday-this-must-be-annapolis/2012-05-12T22:16:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/screen-shot-2012-05-12-at-4-39-44-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-05-12 at 4.39.44 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/0-4/2012-05-15T17:47:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/0-41.jpeg0-4https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/18/photos-from-the-road/2012-05-18T19:02:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/nascar11.jpgnascar1Why yes, actually, I am wearing a NASCAR shirt at the NASCAR museum. Because one cancels out the other.https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/19/if-this-is-sunday-this-must-be-annapolis/2012-05-20T01:53:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/fotoflexer_photo1.jpgFotoFlexer_PhotoI also signed a baby and someone gave me a toilet seat with my picture on it. True story.https://thebloggess.com/0-3-2/2012-05-22T16:29:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/0-31.jpeg0-3https://thebloggess.com/rosie-is-confused-3/2012-05-22T22:01:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/rosie-is-confused-31.jpgrosie is confused 3Um...what?https://thebloggess.com/2012/05/30/it-comes-around-and-around/2012-05-30T19:28:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/spinning1.jpgspinninghttps://thebloggess.com/2012/05/30/it-comes-around-and-around/2012-05-30T19:51:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_15011.jpgIMG_1501https://thebloggess.com/2012/06/03/with-great-power-comes-insanely-funny-chaos/2012-06-04T01:05:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-03-at-7-50-23-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-03 at 7.50.23 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/screen-shot-2012-06-06-at-8-21-38-pm/2012-06-07T01:37:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-06-at-8-21-38-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-06 at 8.21.38 PMme and @rosiehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/10/isnt-it-ironic-no-its-just-a-weird-coincidence/2012-06-10T12:25:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-10-at-7-01-11-am2.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-10 at 7.01.11 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/10/isnt-it-ironic-no-its-just-a-weird-coincidence/2012-06-10T12:26:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-10-at-7-01-11-am11.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-10 at 7.01.11 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/10/isnt-it-ironic-no-its-just-a-weird-coincidence/2012-06-10T12:27:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-10-at-7-05-20-am2.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-10 at 7.05.20 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/10/isnt-it-ironic-no-its-just-a-weird-coincidence/2012-06-10T12:28:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-10-at-7-05-20-am11.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-10 at 7.05.20 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/12/aaaaaaargh/2012-06-12T21:10:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sticker1.jpgstickerhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/12/aaaaaaargh/2012-06-12T21:10:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/sticker-appreciation1.jpgsticker appreciationhttps://thebloggess.com/babybrewing/2012-06-14T16:41:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/babybrewing1.jpgbabybrewinghttps://thebloggess.com/babybrewing-2/2012-06-14T17:07:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/babybrewing1.pngbabybrewinghttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/19/this-is-not-a-real-post-3/2012-06-19T15:21:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ferris2.jpgferris"HELLO."https://thebloggess.com/2012/06/20/hello/2012-06-20T16:34:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-20-at-11-32-55-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-20 at 11.32.55 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/21/we-set-a-record-you-guys/2012-06-21T14:02:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/bloggess-book-club1.jpgbloggess book clubhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/21/we-set-a-record-you-guys/2012-06-21T14:29:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/picmonkey-collage1.jpgPicMonkey Collagehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/22/aaaaaaaargh/2012-06-22T13:38:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/tranquil11.jpgtranquilThe camera, nightgown and house are all gone now. I still have the blow dryer though. https://thebloggess.com/2012/06/22/aaaaaaaargh/2012-06-22T14:02:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/not-a-real-nipple4.jpgnot a real nipplehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/22/aaaaaaaargh/2012-06-22T14:03:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/not-a-real-nipple11.jpgnot a real nipplehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/22/aaaaaaaargh/2012-06-22T14:04:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/not-a-real-nipple21.jpgnot a real nipplehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/22/aaaaaaaargh/2012-06-22T14:07:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/not-a-real-nipple31.jpgnot a real nipplehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/23/this-makes-much-more-sense/2012-06-22T18:06:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/screen-shot-2012-06-22-at-12-52-51-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-06-22 at 12.52.51 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/06/25/and-now-for-something-completely-different/2012-06-25T20:55:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/ferris11.jpgferrishttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/12/lies/2012-06-27T20:58:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/photo-21.jpgphoto-2https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/02/bananas-mated-with-iguanas-baguanas/2012-07-02T18:05:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-02-at-12-58-57-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-02 at 12.58.57 PMYou know when you're at the beach and you put on a shirt and drive to the store but then you notice it looks like you peed yourself because your suit soaked through your t-shirt? That's what this shirt is for. At first it just said "This is not pee" but then I realized that a lot of things are peeing in the ocean so it's more accurate to say it's not *your* pee. You are welcome.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/02/bananas-mated-with-iguanas-baguanas/2012-07-02T18:31:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/picmonkey-collage2.jpgPicMonkey CollageThis isn't blown up. This is the picture I was taking when I rolled down my window and a horse tried to eat my camera phone. Maile offered that maybe he wanted to check twitter.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/02/bananas-mated-with-iguanas-baguanas/2012-07-02T18:45:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/smallimg_16611.jpgsmallIMG_1661You can't see my other hand because it's missing.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/02/bananas-mated-with-iguanas-baguanas/2012-07-02T18:54:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_17811.jpgIMG_1781I think this one says Warning: You are in the Matrix. Gravity may stop working. Penises may go up and down.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/02/bananas-mated-with-iguanas-baguanas/2012-07-02T18:58:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_17741.jpgIMG_1774One of these things is not a banana.https://thebloggess.com/0-3-3/2012-07-03T00:21:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/0-31.jpegartisansockshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/04/the-man-deserves-a-damn-medal/2012-07-04T13:25:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sloth21.jpgsloth2"I GOT YOU A PET SLOTH."https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/04/the-man-deserves-a-damn-medal/2012-07-04T13:28:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sloth41.jpgsloth4https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/04/the-man-deserves-a-damn-medal/2012-07-04T13:39:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sloth51.jpgsloth5They should change "bear hug" to "sloth hug" because sloths give the best animal hugs and you don't end up mutilated at the end of them.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/04/the-man-deserves-a-damn-medal/2012-07-04T13:46:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kanga11.jpgkanga1Knock knock, motherfucker.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/04/the-man-deserves-a-damn-medal/2012-07-04T13:52:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kanga31.jpgkanga3hop, hop, hophttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/04/the-man-deserves-a-damn-medal/2012-07-04T14:04:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kanga61.jpgkanga6https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/04/the-man-deserves-a-damn-medal/2012-07-05T17:23:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-05-at-12-17-34-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-05 at 12.17.34 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/07/because-dartagnan-is-too-hard-to-spell/2012-07-05T21:28:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/popey21.jpgpopey2This is where I'd type the sound of Popeye laughing but I don't know how to spell it.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/07/because-dartagnan-is-too-hard-to-spell/2012-07-05T21:30:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/popeye11.jpgpopeye1I won't lie. It helps a little.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/07/because-dartagnan-is-too-hard-to-spell/2012-07-05T21:47:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/picmonkey-collage11.jpgPicMonkey Collage1It's the Brady Bunch of kitten pictureshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/08/introducing/2012-07-08T23:28:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hst1.jpgHSThttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/10/beyonce/2012-07-09T22:26:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_26731.jpgIMG_2673https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/14/i-made-this/2012-07-12T18:08:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-12-at-1-01-41-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-12 at 1.01.41 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/sightmares/2012-07-14T00:46:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/sightmares1.jpgsightmareshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/28/fitting-in-so-many-ways/2012-07-16T14:29:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-16-at-9-22-57-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-16 at 9.22.57 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-17T02:06:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-16-at-8-58-13-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-16 at 8.58.13 PMMy favorite part of this ad is the button that says "Have one like this? Sell it here!"https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-17T02:18:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pony-coke1.jpgpony cokehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-17T13:47:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/filing-jointly1.jpgfiling jointlyClick for awesomenesshttps://thebloggess.com/small-pony/2012-07-17T13:51:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/small-pony1.jpgsmall ponyhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-17T14:48:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pony-ad-for-camp-mighty1.jpgpony ad for camp mightyhttps://thebloggess.com/camp-mighty/2012-07-17T14:59:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/camp-mighty1.jpgcamp mightyhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-17T15:19:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pms-comics1.jpgpms comics"What Would Bruce Campbell Do?"https://thebloggess.com/pms-comics-small/2012-07-17T15:22:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/pms-comics-small1.jpgpms comics smallhttps://thebloggess.com/small-advertise-on-ponies/2012-07-17T19:00:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/small-advertise-on-ponies1.jpgsmall advertise on ponieshttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/18/magic/2012-07-18T13:31:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/nathan-with-twine-sort-of1.jpgnathan with twine sort ofAwesome.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/20/my-misspellings-all-make-perfect-sense-now-that-i-sdkfjsdkjjlallllllll/2012-07-18T14:21:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/the-reason-typos-exist1.jpgthe reason typos existAND THAT'S THE REASON WHY TYPOS EXIST.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/20/my-misspellings-all-make-perfect-sense-now-that-i-sdkfjsdkjjlallllllll/2012-07-18T14:34:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/picmonkey-collage31.jpgPicMonkey Collage3https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-18T14:58:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/epiphany-pony1.jpgepiphany ponyI own these bags. They're badass.https://thebloggess.com/small-epiphanie/2012-07-18T15:03:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/small-epiphanie1.jpgsmall epiphaniehttps://thebloggess.com/turtledove-designs-2/2012-07-18T21:42:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/turtledove-designs1.jpgTURTLEDOVE DESIGNShttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-18T21:47:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/turtledovepony1.jpgturtledoveponyHer art is really extraordinary.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/19/and-then-i-met-katie-couric-in-the-future/2012-07-18T22:29:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-11.jpgphoto-1I look terrified. Hunter could not give a shit. He's much better on camera.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/19/and-then-i-met-katie-couric-in-the-future/2012-07-18T22:34:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-21.jpgphoto-2He's like a tiny parrot.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/19/and-then-i-met-katie-couric-in-the-future/2012-07-18T22:41:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo31.jpgphoto3Hunter actually fell asleep during interrogation. We could all take a lesson from that cat.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-19T13:02:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/belethil1.jpgbelethilhttps://thebloggess.com/small-belethis/2012-07-19T13:08:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/small-belethis1.jpgsmall belethishttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-19T15:10:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cwogirl-red-pony1.jpgcwogirl red ponyhttps://thebloggess.com/cowgirlpony-ad-for-sidebar/2012-07-19T15:13:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/cowgirlpony-ad-for-sidebar1.jpgcowgirlpony ad for sidebarhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/16/i-need-a-pony/2012-07-19T15:20:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/clair-pony1.jpgclair ponyhttps://thebloggess.com/clairepony-ad-for-sidebar/2012-07-19T15:22:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/clairepony-ad-for-sidebar1.jpgclairepony ad for sidebarhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/22/i-dub-thee-jefferson-peabody-the-easily-excited/2012-07-22T23:00:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/chupacabra1.jpgchupacabraNo shit, y'all. This is real.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/22/i-dub-thee-jefferson-peabody-the-easily-excited/2012-07-22T23:04:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/hugitout1.jpghugitoutAssaulting duck says "HUG IT OUT, BITCHES."https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/22/i-dub-thee-jefferson-peabody-the-easily-excited/2012-07-22T23:25:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/small-alligator1.jpgsmall alligatorYou can't argue with himhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/07/22/i-dub-thee-jefferson-peabody-the-easily-excited/2012-07-22T23:39:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ruined1.jpgruinedJefferson Peabody feels your pain.https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/31/and-thats-how-my-whole-week-has-been-going/2012-07-23T16:34:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-52.jpgphoto-5https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/31/and-thats-how-my-whole-week-has-been-going/2012-07-23T16:36:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/photo-511.jpgphoto-5https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/24/the-final-final-leg-of-the-book-tour/2012-07-23T16:49:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/leg-42.jpgleg 4https://thebloggess.com/leg-4-2/2012-07-25T12:04:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/leg-411.jpgleg 4https://thebloggess.com/2012/07/27/i-love-lady-gaga-but-she-owes-me-10-bucks/2012-07-27T13:45:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-27-at-8-39-30-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-27 at 8.39.30 AMme going to a movie in 2011. Lady Gaga starring in a movie in 2012.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/02/congratulation-to-you/2012-07-30T17:03:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-07-30-at-12-01-02-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-30 at 12.01.02 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/08/01/its-really-large-you-guys/2012-07-31T21:38:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/screen-shot-2012-07-31-at-4-26-52-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-07-31 at 4.26.52 PMI swear to God, this is real.https://thebloggess.com/0-3-4/2012-08-01T18:46:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0-31.jpeg0-3https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/06/im-tempted-to-do-this-whole-post-in-caps-thats-how-excited-i-am-about-it/2012-08-06T19:11:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pegasus1.jpgPEGASUSKnock-knock, motherfucker.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/06/im-tempted-to-do-this-whole-post-in-caps-thats-how-excited-i-am-about-it/2012-08-06T19:17:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/pegasus21.jpgPEGASUS2It's like The Never Ending Story, part 12. https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/31/i-did-a-book-signing-and-then-bought-some-snow-tires/2012-08-19T19:44:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/tire-sales1.jpgtire salesMy favorite part of this picture is the confused woman on the left.https://thebloggess.com/0-5/2012-08-21T16:31:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0-51.jpeg0-5https://thebloggess.com/0-4-2/2012-08-21T16:32:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/0-41.jpeg0-4https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/24/its-me-again/2012-08-24T18:59:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/photo-51.jpgphoto-5This picture is fuzzy because Elisha was screaming.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/24/its-me-again/2012-08-24T19:01:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/photo-61.jpgphoto-6This picture is not fuzzy because the snake is dead. Also, he looked my less smiley in life.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/26/probably-the-best-pr-team-ever/2012-08-26T20:43:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/11.jpg1https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/26/probably-the-best-pr-team-ever/2012-08-26T20:44:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/21.jpg2Even Hunter S. Thomcat was freaked out.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/26/probably-the-best-pr-team-ever/2012-08-26T20:46:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/31.jpg3So awesome.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/26/probably-the-best-pr-team-ever/2012-08-26T20:47:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/41.jpg4Meet Amelia.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/26/probably-the-best-pr-team-ever/2012-08-26T20:58:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/51.jpg5Juanita and Amelia. It's like they were maid for each other.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/31/i-did-a-book-signing-and-then-bought-some-snow-tires/2012-08-31T14:00:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/photo-41.jpgphoto-4Buy one pallet, get one free.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/31/i-did-a-book-signing-and-then-bought-some-snow-tires/2012-08-31T14:07:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/photo1.jpgphotoI felt a lot like Tiffany, but with less dancing.https://thebloggess.com/2012/08/31/i-did-a-book-signing-and-then-bought-some-snow-tires/2012-08-31T15:02:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/screen-shot-2012-08-31-at-9-59-05-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-08-31 at 9.59.05 AMclick for details.https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/02/nothing-really/2012-09-02T22:35:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/picmonkey-collage1.jpgPicMonkey CollageHe has a problem. A wonderful, highly entertaining problem.https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/02/nothing-really/2012-09-02T22:37:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_28642.jpgIMG_2864We're not worthy.https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/02/nothing-really/2012-09-02T22:38:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_286411.jpgIMG_2864https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/02/nothing-really/2012-09-02T22:40:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-08-31-at-4-15-59-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-08-31 at 4.15.59 PMThe cat has talent.https://thebloggess.com/0-4-3/2012-09-02T23:15:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/0-41.jpeg0-4https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/04/like-finding-out-that-you-get-a-free-trip-to-the-north-pole-but-santa-is-dead-when-you-get-there/2012-09-04T16:59:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo2.jpgphotohttps://thebloggess.com/2012/09/06/i-dont-think-its-even-human-possible-to-fart-in-front-of-katie-couric/2012-09-05T21:08:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-4a1.jpgphoto-4aTrue story: They had another dress for me in a size 20. I couldn't get it over my left leg. It was an italian 20.https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/06/i-dont-think-its-even-human-possible-to-fart-in-front-of-katie-couric/2012-09-05T21:13:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-3a1.jpgphoto-3ahttps://thebloggess.com/web_ad2/2012-09-07T17:04:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/web_ad21.jpgWeb_Ad2https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/09/put-me-on-pintrest-bitches-my-nails-look-fabulous/2012-09-09T18:32:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-101.jpgphoto-10https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/09/put-me-on-pintrest-bitches-my-nails-look-fabulous/2012-09-09T18:32:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-111.jpgphoto-11https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/10/today-and-forever/2012-09-10T13:16:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-10-at-8-14-37-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-09-10 at 8.14.37 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/09/10/today-and-forever/2012-09-10T13:42:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-10-at-8-38-49-am2.jpgScreen Shot 2012-09-10 at 8.38.49 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/09/10/today-and-forever/2012-09-10T13:43:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-10-at-8-38-49-am11.jpgScreen Shot 2012-09-10 at 8.38.49 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/09/11/victor-doesnt-understand-family-dynamics/2012-09-11T17:57:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo11.jpgphotohttps://thebloggess.com/2012/09/11/victor-doesnt-understand-family-dynamics/2012-09-11T18:02:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-21.jpgphoto-2https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/12/dare-greatly-but-dont-get-caught-shoplifting/2012-09-14T20:26:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-13-at-5-00-22-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-09-13 at 5.00.22 PMGET OUT OF MY LIGHT, AMATEUR.https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/12/dare-greatly-but-dont-get-caught-shoplifting/2012-09-14T20:33:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_24621.jpgIMG_2462"I fucking MADE that show."https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/12/dare-greatly-but-dont-get-caught-shoplifting/2012-09-14T20:36:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_24781.jpgIMG_2478"DO NOT PUT THIS ON THE INTERNET."https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/16/texas-never-change-but-stop-trying-to-kill-me-if-possible/2012-09-16T16:05:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-31.jpgphoto-3https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/17/called-on-account-of-rain/2012-09-17T19:32:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-51.jpgphoto-5https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/18/i-rinse-them-out-first-stop-judging-me/2012-09-18T02:35:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/photo-41.jpgphoto-4https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/25/gandalf-dumbledore-and-donald-sutherland-are-all-the-same-person-in-my-head/2012-09-25T18:02:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/no-cat1.jpgno cathttps://thebloggess.com/2012/09/25/gandalf-dumbledore-and-donald-sutherland-are-all-the-same-person-in-my-head/2012-09-25T18:12:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cat1.jpgcatINCOGNITOhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/09/30/go-break-a-law-the-cultural-way/2012-09-30T16:26:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/letpretendthisneverhappened-kids-cover1.jpgLetpretendthisneverhappened kids coverPlus, the cover is technically a shade of grey. BONUS, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/30/go-break-a-law-the-cultural-way/2012-10-01T13:06:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-30-at-8-46-38-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-09-30 at 8.46.38 PMLet's get a little closer...https://thebloggess.com/2012/09/30/go-break-a-law-the-cultural-way/2012-10-01T13:07:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/screen-shot-2012-09-30-at-8-46-24-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-09-30 at 8.46.24 PMGrey book at the top.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/02/hello-did-you-send-me-a-box-of-dead-hamster/2012-10-02T19:38:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/picmonkey-collage11.jpgPicMonkey Collage1True story: I think the wings are made of human skin.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/02/hello-did-you-send-me-a-box-of-dead-hamster/2012-10-02T19:40:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-61.jpgphoto-6Look at you.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/02/hello-did-you-send-me-a-box-of-dead-hamster/2012-10-02T19:41:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-51.jpgphoto-5There's only you.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/04/i-dont-need-this-literally/2012-10-03T17:49:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-03-at-12-39-47-pm2.jpgScreen Shot 2012-10-03 at 12.39.47 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/screen-shot-2012-10-03-at-12-39-47-pm-2/2012-10-04T19:38:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-03-at-12-39-47-pm11.jpgScreen Shot 2012-10-03 at 12.39.47 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/10/11/oh-autocorrect/2012-10-05T16:28:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo1.jpgphotohttps://thebloggess.com/2012/11/11/cute-as-a-button/2012-10-05T16:45:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-05-at-11-40-56-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-10-05 at 11.40.56 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/10/08/skanky-ween/2012-10-08T20:58:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-08-at-3-09-26-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-10-08 at 3.09.26 PMTo be fair, you can zip the hood up over the woman's face. Truth.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/08/skanky-ween/2012-10-09T16:32:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-09-at-11-17-32-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-10-09 at 11.17.32 AMThe name tag on the middle one is "AUSTRONAUGHTY." I couldn't even make this shit up.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/13/strange-bedfellows/2012-10-13T23:59:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_32121.jpgIMG_3212I suspect this cat is dead.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/13/strange-bedfellows/2012-10-14T00:04:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_32111.jpgIMG_3211Don't judge us.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/16/it-cant-not-be-shared/2012-10-15T19:14:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/photo-41.jpgphoto-4Awesome.https://thebloggess.com/happy-halloween/2012-10-15T20:07:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/happy-halloween1.jpghappy halloweenhttps://thebloggess.com/0-3-5/2012-10-15T23:47:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0-31.jpg0-3https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/23/just-to-answer-your-question-in-advance-i-have-a-lot-of-small-wigs-because-i-thought-theyd-fit-the-dead-weasels-but-then-it-turned-out-they-were-slightly-too-large-and-i-hate-returning-things/2012-10-17T00:53:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/cats-in-wigs1.jpgcats in wigsThe cat has a face for wigs. It's a gift that you can't just ignore, Victor.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/17/and-then-i-was-murdered-this-will-be-eerie-if-i-really-end-up-murdered-this-week/2012-10-17T19:12:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/screen-shot-2012-10-17-at-2-10-42-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-10-17 at 2.10.42 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/0/2012-10-19T16:41:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/01.png0https://thebloggess.com/0-6/2012-10-19T16:52:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/0-61.jpeg0-6https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/27/do-it-yourself-cat-costume/2012-10-26T17:52:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_31091.jpgIMG_3109He's actually fine with the costume, but he doesn't like having his ears covered so he pulls the hood behind him and it becomes a cat scarf. Keeping cats warm and costumed....it's what I do.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/27/do-it-yourself-cat-costume/2012-10-26T17:54:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_30751.jpgIMG_3075Take one stuffed animal that looks suspiciously like Hobbes. (The tiger, not the philosopher.)https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/27/do-it-yourself-cat-costume/2012-10-26T18:00:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_30771.jpgIMG_3077It's like "The Scream". But with tigers.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/27/do-it-yourself-cat-costume/2012-10-26T18:02:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_30971.jpgIMG_3097So, so happy.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/27/do-it-yourself-cat-costume/2012-10-27T22:23:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_30521.jpgIMG_3052"I'm going to pee in your bed SO, SO much."https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/29/hold-me-closer-tony-danza/2012-10-29T20:13:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hold-me-closer-tony-danza1.jpghold me closer tony danzaHold me closer, Tony Danza.https://thebloggess.com/2012/10/31/happy-halloweird/2012-10-31T16:47:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hailey-halloween1.jpghailey halloweenI asked Victor what he thought and he said he hated it and it was very disturbing. WIN.https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/02/im-fine-now-no-worries-plus-it-was-like-a-big-pillow-a-big-annoying-itchy-cookie/2012-11-02T15:54:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/head-case1.jpghead casehttps://thebloggess.com/0/2012-11-07T14:48:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/02.jpeg0https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/07/next-class-how-to-keep-with-handguns/2012-11-07T16:42:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/edwin1.jpgedwinHmmm.https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/07/next-class-how-to-keep-with-handguns/2012-11-07T16:43:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/edwin-21.jpgedwin 2Oh. Awesome.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/24/the-doctor-who-post-i-can-never-write/2012-11-07T17:34:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-06-at-2-15-53-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-11-06 at 2.15.53 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/11/08/i-love-the-police-except-for-when-theyre-arresting-me/2012-11-08T19:42:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_67831.jpgIMG_6783Yes, I have a TARDIS phone cover. Stop judging me.https://thebloggess.com/0/2012-11-13T21:05:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/011.jpeg0https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/18/thanks-youtube/2012-11-14T16:53:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/thebloggess1.jpgthebloggessUm...what?https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/21/shes-so-mine-its-kind-of-painful-for-both-of-us/2012-11-20T19:45:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/picmonkey-collage21.jpgPicMonkey Collage2Aw. It starts so early.https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/21/shes-so-mine-its-kind-of-painful-for-both-of-us/2012-11-20T22:50:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/little2.jpglittleSeriously. It went on FOREVER.https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/21/shes-so-mine-its-kind-of-painful-for-both-of-us/2012-11-20T22:51:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/little11.jpglittleSeriously. It went on FOREVER.https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/23/oh-what/2012-11-23T20:54:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-23-at-2-50-55-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-11-23 at 2.50.55 PM"Right back in your motherfucking ass" is my new auto-signature.https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/25/victor-says-its-probably-italian-for-cup-victor-has-no-imagination/2012-11-24T19:07:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo1.jpgphotoSo...that happened.https://thebloggess.com/2012/11/28/not-sure-if-this-is-a-hoax-but-im-posting-it-anyway-because-this-is-a-humor-blog-and-not-a-legitimate-news-source-like-fox/2012-11-28T20:29:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-28-at-2-28-13-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-11-28 at 2.28.13 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/11/29/james-garfield-for-sainthood/2012-11-29T18:59:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/small-picmonkey-collage1.jpgsmall PicMonkey Collagehttps://thebloggess.com/2012/11/29/james-garfield-for-sainthood/2012-11-29T20:58:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/screen-shot-2012-11-29-at-2-39-57-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-11-29 at 2.39.57 PMI'm glad they specify that it's a full water buffalo because there's nothing worse than getting an empty water buffalo, which I assume would be like a sleeping bag with hooves.https://thebloggess.com/0/2012-12-03T21:29:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/01.png0https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/04/elves-are-assholes/2012-12-04T18:33:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo1.jpgphotoOver the line, asshole.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/09/the-first-part-of-this-will-only-make-sense-if-youve-finished-my-book-so-go-buy-my-book-now-ill-wait/2012-12-07T01:22:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-06-at-7-10-07-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-12-06 at 7.10.07 PMTrue story: If you translate the barcode with a smart phone it just says "I was bored".https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/09/the-first-part-of-this-will-only-make-sense-if-youve-finished-my-book-so-go-buy-my-book-now-ill-wait/2012-12-07T01:24:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-06-at-7-09-53-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-12-06 at 7.09.53 PMSO. AWESOME.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/10/stalemate/2012-12-10T19:49:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/stalemate1.jpgstalemateDon't blink.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/24/they-so-know-me/2012-12-11T19:14:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo-21.jpgphoto-2Yes. It's a belly-dancing taxidermied mouse.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/12/but-is-it-art-no-its-hunter-s-thomcat/2012-12-13T00:20:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/art21.jpgart2But is it art?https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/18/today-and-forever-2/2012-12-16T06:42:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-16-at-12-30-05-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-12-16 at 12.30.05 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/12/16/i-swear-this-isnt-directed-at-anyone-its-totally-okay-to-not-like-my-cat-pictures-i-salute-you-cat-pic-haters/2012-12-17T04:36:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/go-fuck-yourself-cat1.jpggo fuck yourself cathttps://thebloggess.com/2012/12/18/today-and-forever-2/2012-12-18T17:42:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/screen-shot-2012-12-18-at-11-36-55-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2012-12-18 at 11.36.55 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/12/20/have-yourself-a-merry-little-christmas/2012-12-18T21:04:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/doctor11.jpgdoctor1The man *does* get around.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/20/have-yourself-a-merry-little-christmas/2012-12-18T21:05:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/doctor-21.jpgdoctor 2Huh. Well, that was not what I was expecting.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T16:55:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/51.jpg5No. In the middle of difficulty lies "ficul". Learn to spell.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T16:57:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/151.jpg15And a "y". Lots of them, actually.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T16:59:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/81.jpg8BUT ITS FILLED WITH PEOPLE WHO HAPHAZARDLY USE PUNCTUATION AND SHOUT A LOT OMG DONT GO THERE I HAVE A HEADACHE ALREADYhttps://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:00:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/121.jpg12Unless you dream about "not having to work anymore". Which is kind of what most of us are dreaming about. Otherwise we'd be working. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:01:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/11.jpg1Never mind that there's a serial killer standing at the top of the stairs. He's probably just waiting for the bus. Go on ahead. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:03:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/71.jpg7Unless you're in the olympics. Or the zombie apocalypse. Or any job interview ever. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:04:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/101.jpg10Your sweater says you're an asshole. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:07:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/22.jpg2Tomorrow I'm going to choose to be Eleanor Roosevelt.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:09:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/41.jpg4You also have wooden paneling. You need an interior decorator. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:11:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/161.jpg16You'll find that it's much less expensive. That's why amateur porn is so prevalent. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:13:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/32.jpg3Who left these mustaches here? https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:14:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/311.jpg3Who left these mustaches here? https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:14:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/171.jpg17"Did you guys see that? That asshole just jumped off the roof. Probably because he confused imagination with PCP."~ Muhammed Alihttps://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:16:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/181.jpg18Wait 12 hours.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:17:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/201.jpg20...doing meth.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:30:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/211.jpg21Direct quote from a man who's been dead for 50 years.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:32:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/unknown1.jpgUnknownI can't tell if this image is purposely half fuzzy or if I've just had a stroke.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:39:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/251.jpg25Which is good revenge because my head is a fucking terrible place to live.https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:42:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/272.jpg27Unless you're you're worried that you misspelled something so you go proofread it and say "Why do is there an 'e' at the end of 'never'?" Maybe I should erase that loop before someone makes fun of it in a post. That would be wise. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:49:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/2711.jpg27https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T17:51:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/91.jpg9Unless it's braille. You can really fuck up a heart by dragging it over braille. https://thebloggess.com/2012/12/31/why-i-shouldnt-be-allowed-on-pintrest-also-if-you-made-one-of-these-and-want-me-to-delete-it-or-link-to-you-just-tell-me/2012-12-26T18:08:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/301.jpg30And by "BEING FABULOUS" I mean "BURNING YOUR GARAGE DOWN."https://thebloggess.com/harmonywishes/2012-12-31T16:54:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/harmonywishes1.jpgharmonywisheshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/01/02/in-the-library/2013-01-02T18:43:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/library21.jpglibrary2(by Johanna Ljungblom)https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/10/sometimes-your-friends-totally-get-you-and-thats-occasionally-a-good-thing-im-not-entirely-sure-in-this-case/2013-01-08T18:39:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/autocorrect-hates-me-11.jpgautocorrect hates me 1https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/10/sometimes-your-friends-totally-get-you-and-thats-occasionally-a-good-thing-im-not-entirely-sure-in-this-case/2013-01-08T18:39:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/autocorrect-hates-me-21.jpgautocorrect hates me 2https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/10/sometimes-your-friends-totally-get-you-and-thats-occasionally-a-good-thing-im-not-entirely-sure-in-this-case/2013-01-08T18:39:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/autocorrect-hates-me-31.jpgautocorrect hates me 3https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/20/ah-family/2013-01-08T20:48:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/family1.jpgfamilyhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/01/22/this-scale-is-an-asshole/2013-01-08T22:01:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_38751.jpgIMG_3875Fuck you, scale.https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/13/there-are-actual-holes-in-the-rubber-seal-from-the-cats-chewing-on-it-theres-not-warranty-for-that-but-the-way/2013-01-14T03:55:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo1.jpgphotohttps://thebloggess.com/princeofpower-150x250/2013-01-15T19:11:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/princeofpower-150x2501.jpgprinceofpower-150x250https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/15/one-does-not-simply-walk-into-mordor-and-see-an-angry-vagina/2013-01-15T22:45:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/eyeofsauron1.jpgeyeofsauron(via Geekosystem.com)https://thebloggess.com/0-1/2013-01-22T21:20:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/0-11.jpeg0-1https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/23/valentines-day-for-under-achievers/2013-01-23T19:04:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/valentine1.jpgvalentinehttps://thebloggess.com/2013/01/24/this-isnt-a-real-post-its-just-stuff-that-wont-fit-on-twitter/2013-01-24T21:52:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/never-change-twitter1.jpgnever change twitterhttps://thebloggess.com/0-2/2013-01-24T22:24:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/0-21.jpeg0-2https://thebloggess.com/2013/01/28/doctor-who-definitons/2013-01-28T21:13:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/drwho1.jpgdrwhohttps://thebloggess.com/2013/01/29/im-sure-theres-a-logical-explanation-for-it-i-just-dont-know-what-it-is/2013-01-29T23:52:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/alarm1.jpgalarmhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/29/keep-calm-were-almost-done-with-this-meme/2013-01-30T19:57:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/keep-calm-small1.jpgkeep calm smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/01/31/and-thats-why-i-didnt-get-anything-accomplished-today/2013-01-31T18:46:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/bewarecat1.jpgbewarecatThis doesn't count as "cat-shaming" because he's totally proud of it and he's wearing this around the house like it's a damn medal of honor.https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/05/truth-in-advertising-warning-if-taxidermy-creeps-you-out-you-probably-shouldnt-be-here-at-all/2013-02-04T19:56:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/outbid1.jpgoutbidIt's a surprisingly seductive pose for a dead half-rabbit.https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/05/truth-in-advertising-warning-if-taxidermy-creeps-you-out-you-probably-shouldnt-be-here-at-all/2013-02-04T20:04:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/flying-squirrel1.jpgflying squirrelSir, your squirrel is neither "flying", nor is it "new".https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/11/buy-my-birdfeeders/2013-02-05T17:14:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-cover1.jpgLet's Pretend This Never Happened coverhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/02/11/buy-my-birdfeeders/2013-02-05T17:54:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-31.jpgphoto-3https://thebloggess.com/hw/2013-02-11T23:53:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hw1.jpgHWhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/02/17/gravitys-still-working-2/2013-02-17T16:43:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shit-i-did-when-i-wasnt-here1.jpgshit I did when I wasn't here(Image courtesy of the Magnificent Mr. Shaw.)https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/19/its-part-post-and-part-pimp/2013-02-19T18:09:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/photo-61.jpgphoto-6No, you're not reading it wrong. It actually says: "WE MAKE SURE IT STAYS HOT AND WET."https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/19/its-part-post-and-part-pimp/2013-02-19T18:22:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/pleasegodbuythis1.jpgpleasegodbuythisThat's right. There's another cover BEHIND THE COVER. That's how awesome it is.https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/21/bradley-cooper-and-my-vagina/2013-02-20T21:35:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/me-and-katie1.jpgme and katieMe and Katie. She's just as sweet as you would imagine in real life.https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/21/bradley-cooper-and-my-vagina/2013-02-20T21:42:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/katie-and-bradley1.jpgkatie and bradleyIt's also possible that he just fell.https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/21/bradley-cooper-and-my-vagina/2013-02-21T20:38:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hangover-monkey2.jpghangover monkeyhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/02/21/bradley-cooper-and-my-vagina/2013-02-21T20:39:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hangover-monkey11.jpghangover monkeyThe man cannot stay vertical.https://thebloggess.com/2013/02/25/this-is-what-happens-when-your-coworkers-are-all-cats/2013-02-25T19:51:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bowties1.jpgbowtieshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/02/27/well-thats-embarrassing/2013-02-27T22:03:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/shoes1.jpgshoeshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/02/27/well-thats-embarrassing/2013-02-27T22:34:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/zombie-me1.jpgzombie meMy photographer friends once told me that if you open your mouth slightly in a photo it makes your face thinner and more seductive. I totally see what they mean now.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/22/taxidermied-robot-mouse/2013-02-28T17:20:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/venkman1.jpgvenkmanAnd he's a former movie star. So there's that.https://thebloggess.com/0/2013-02-28T17:59:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/01.jpeg0https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/01/shit-i-found-on-my-phone/2013-03-01T17:05:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_44141.jpgIMG_4414If statues come to life we are fucked. #don't blinkhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/03/01/shit-i-found-on-my-phone/2013-03-01T17:07:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_44411.jpgIMG_4441This is a locked case in the bookstore filled with erotica. The book on the right is a history of table tennis. I can't tell if this is a joke or a new fetish I'm not aware of.https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/01/shit-i-found-on-my-phone/2013-03-01T17:09:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_46071.jpgIMG_4607This is what a cat looks like in a weave. In case you were wondering.https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/02/were-all-going-to-hell-but-at-least-well-be-together/2013-03-02T21:07:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-41.jpgphoto-4There are stains all around the hips line, which I hope is wine. Probably it was just sprinkler water and the Pope was like "Ah well, it's just water" and then Jesus turned it into wine and the Pope was like "JESUS. THAT' STOPPED BEING FUNNY THE 10,000th TIME YOU DID IT" and Jesus was like "It'll come back around again."https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/02/were-all-going-to-hell-but-at-least-well-be-together/2013-03-02T21:11:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-32.jpgphoto-3I thought it was a giant "T" for "The Bloggess". Or "The Game of Thrones." Or "Mr. T." https://thebloggess.com/photo-1-4/2013-03-14T21:08:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-12.jpgphoto-1Well, that's...unfortunate.https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/14/thank-you/2013-03-14T21:35:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-21.jpgphoto-2Picture of awesome people from last week's book tour. They smelled like cupcakes and magnificence.https://thebloggess.com/0/2013-03-24T23:22:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/02.png0https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/24/i-want-a-medal-for-not-writing-a-bear-pun-in-this-title/2013-03-25T00:28:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/bear1.jpgbearhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/03/24/i-want-a-medal-for-not-writing-a-bear-pun-in-this-title/2013-03-25T00:30:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/finger1.jpgfingerhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/03/26/coyote-not-so-ugly/2013-03-26T16:29:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/what-the-shit1.jpgWhat the shithttps://thebloggess.com/2013/03/26/coyote-not-so-ugly/2013-03-26T16:38:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/before1.jpgbeforeBEFORE. (I had to take her to several stores to find the perfect hair color and accessories. People were all "IS THAT A DOG'S HEAD IN YOUR PURSE?" and I was like "No. It's a coyote and she's been dead longer than I've been alive so stop judging me."https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/26/coyote-not-so-ugly/2013-03-26T16:52:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/penelope1.jpgPenelopeAFTER. I haven't settled on a name for her but I'm leaning toward "Penelope Vanderpelt."https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/26/coyote-not-so-ugly/2013-03-26T16:56:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/after22.jpgafter2AFTER. (Yes, I'm aware that the hat looks ridiculous. It's almost impossible to find a good top hat for a bobcat to wear.)https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/26/coyote-not-so-ugly/2013-03-26T17:02:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/after211.jpgafter2https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/26/coyote-not-so-ugly/2013-03-26T17:02:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/before21.jpgbefore2BEFORE. (As with almost all of my quiet pets, he came from a flea market. He practically screamed at me to buy him.)https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/28/i-assure-you-theres-nothing-of-interest-going-on-in-here/2013-03-28T19:31:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/privacyplease1.jpgprivacypleaseI can feel that stare from 10 yards away. Not that my toilet is 10 yards from the bathroom door. Because that would be ridiculous and a total waste of space.https://thebloggess.com/2013/03/28/i-assure-you-theres-nothing-of-interest-going-on-in-here/2013-03-28T19:32:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/privacyplease21.jpgprivacyplease2"What's going on in there?"https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/08/vengeance-is-a-dish-best-served-with-inflatable-horns/2013-03-29T03:05:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cat-unicorn-22.jpgcat unicorn 2https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/08/vengeance-is-a-dish-best-served-with-inflatable-horns/2013-03-29T03:10:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cat-unicorn-211.jpgcat unicorn 2This cat has serious swag.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/08/vengeance-is-a-dish-best-served-with-inflatable-horns/2013-03-29T03:12:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/cat-unicorn1.jpgcat unicornhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/01/this-is-not-an-april-fools-day-joke-unless-its-one-on-me/2013-03-29T22:07:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-311.jpgphoto-3https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/02/dont-blink/2013-03-29T22:15:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dontblink1.jpgdontblinkDid you know that if you scratch a banana it'll brown in that pattern within a few hours? Because it will. Did you know that I owe my grocery store a huge apology? Because I do.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/03/kids-today/2013-03-29T22:23:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/photo-111.jpgphoto-1https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/04/define-a-lot/2013-03-29T22:30:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/more-booze-please1.jpgmore booze pleasehttps://thebloggess.com/0/2013-03-30T02:57:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/011.png0https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/17/is-it-better-to-post-a-pathetic-update-or-is-it-better-to-just-shut-up-lets-hope-its-the-first/2013-04-16T19:35:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-11.jpgphoto-1I feel like an episode of "Hoarders" except that the cat is still alive so far. Also, he's useless at unpacking or organization.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/18/hmm/2013-04-18T17:57:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/marie1.jpgmarieMarie Antoinette and Rikki-Tikki-Tavi.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/18/hmm/2013-04-18T18:01:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/beyonce1.jpgbeyonceIf you have time to lean you're probably missing a leg.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/19/im-sensing-a-theme-a-really-weird-theme/2013-04-19T18:48:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/really1.jpgreallyNo. Really.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/19/im-sensing-a-theme-a-really-weird-theme/2013-04-19T18:51:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spam2.jpgspamhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/19/im-sensing-a-theme-a-really-weird-theme/2013-04-19T18:54:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/spam11.jpgspamMy first thought was "Why is the 'c' capitalized? Then I thought "Holy shit, why is THAT the first thought that came to mind?" I probably need to get away from the internet for awhile.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/22/you-guys/2013-04-22T18:48:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/being-searched1.jpgbeing searched"I would like a receipt for that."https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/22/you-guys/2013-04-22T18:49:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/searching1.jpgsearchingThe Doctor's Pockets. Which would make an excellent episode, now that I think about it.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/22/you-guys/2013-04-22T18:50:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/twine1.jpgtwineYou know what that is? THAT'S TWINE, MOTHERFUCKERS.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/22/you-guys/2013-04-22T19:06:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/theres-no-point1.jpgtheres no pointI don't know who made this so I can't credit them, but this is one of my favorite Doctor quoted ever and it fits so damn well here.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/22/you-guys/2013-04-22T19:07:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/impossible-astronaut-day1.jpgimpossible astronaut dayhttps://thebloggess.com/photo-3-6/2013-04-30T16:25:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-31.jpgphoto-3"Fucked up Green Apple."https://thebloggess.com/photo-4-6/2013-04-30T16:27:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/photo-41.jpgphoto-4"Ah. Not quite the same."https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/05/stop-telling-me-what-to-do-door/2013-04-30T16:58:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/do-something-amazing1.jpgdo something amazingStop being so demanding. You're a fucking door.https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/05/stop-telling-me-what-to-do-door/2013-04-30T17:06:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/your-hair-smells-nice1.jpgyour hair smells niceIt's a little creepy, but still nice.https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/05/stop-telling-me-what-to-do-door/2013-04-30T17:07:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/go-fuck-shit-up1.jpggo fuck shit upThis one's good because it has lowered expectations and also because if you fuck something up you can just blame it on the door and none will second guess you because you sound unbalanced.https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/05/stop-telling-me-what-to-do-door/2013-04-30T17:08:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/dont-set-stuff-on-fire-accidentally1.jpgdon't set stuff on fire accidentallyThe original just said "Don't set stuff on fire" but then I changed it because this way it appeals to arsonists too and I think door giving advice should be more inclusive.https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/05/stop-telling-me-what-to-do-door/2013-04-30T17:10:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/im-a-damn-door1.jpgIm a damn doorBecause...yeah.https://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:24:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-6-59-42-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 6.59.42 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:26:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-7-00-13-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 7.00.13 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:27:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-7-00-40-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 7.00.40 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:27:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-7-00-53-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 7.00.53 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:27:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-6-59-49-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 6.59.49 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:28:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-7-00-07-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 7.00.07 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:29:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-7-00-46-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 7.00.46 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:30:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-7-00-00-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 7.00.00 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/04/30/and-thats-why-twitter-exists-for-pictures-of-unicorns-snogging/2013-05-01T00:30:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/screen-shot-2013-04-30-at-7-00-33-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-04-30 at 7.00.33 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/01/lets-pretend-this-never-happened-unless-you-win-then-it-totally-happened/2013-05-01T18:57:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lets-pretend-this-never-happened1.jpglets pretend this never happenedThis copy includes the new chapter, which you might possibly be in. Please don't sue me.https://thebloggess.com/places-where-im-a-freak/2013-05-03T18:06:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/places-where-im-a-freak1.jpgplaces where I'm a freakhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/06/fun-with-ebay/2013-05-06T19:07:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-06-at-1-34-40-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-05-06 at 1.34.40 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/06/fun-with-ebay/2013-05-06T19:07:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-06-at-1-34-16-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-05-06 at 1.34.16 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/06/fun-with-ebay/2013-05-06T19:12:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-06-at-1-33-15-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-05-06 at 1.33.15 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/rymes/2013-05-08T16:55:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/rymes1.jpgRymeshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/06/09/well-that-was-not-entirely-unexpected/2013-05-09T20:41:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-03-24-at-6-05-03-pm1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-03-24 at 6.05.03 PMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/10/missing-3/2013-05-10T14:42:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fred2.jpgfredhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/10/missing-3/2013-05-10T14:48:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fred11.jpgfredhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/10/someone-stop-me/2013-05-11T04:01:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/nekofont1.jpgnekofonthttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/11/things-you-cant-buy-on-ebay-a-sense-of-humor/2013-05-11T16:34:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/thebloggess1.jpgthebloggessClick to order.https://thebloggess.com/0/2013-05-12T15:10:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/02.jpeg0https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/12/happy-whatever/2013-05-12T15:34:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/img_45801.jpgIMG_4580https://thebloggess.com/thedead/2013-05-13T19:32:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/thedead1.jpgthedeadHuh.https://thebloggess.com/flatterer/2013-05-13T19:56:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/flatterer1.jpgflattererFlatterer.https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/14/any-publicity-is-um-you-know-what-im-not-even-sure-anymore/2013-05-14T16:30:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/screen-shot-2013-05-14-at-11-19-01-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-05-14 at 11.19.01 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/15/hunter-s-thomcat-is-possibly-possessed/2013-05-15T20:00:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-21.jpgphoto-2You canhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/15/hunter-s-thomcat-is-possibly-possessed/2013-05-15T20:04:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-31.jpgphoto-3"You do not see me."https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/15/hunter-s-thomcat-is-possibly-possessed/2013-05-15T20:05:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/small-demon-cat1.jpgsmall demon cathttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/16/two-uncomfortable-truths-new-merida-looks-a-little-whorey-less-people-care-about-this-than-you-would-think/2013-05-16T19:06:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/merida1.jpgmeridahttps://thebloggess.com/thebloggessad/2013-05-19T18:54:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/thebloggessad1.jpgthebloggessadhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/20/do-they-even-have-pheasants-on-the-jersey-shore/2013-05-20T13:06:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/come-at-me-small2.jpgcome at me smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/20/do-they-even-have-pheasants-on-the-jersey-shore/2013-05-20T13:06:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/come-at-me-small11.jpgcome at me smallhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/20/do-they-even-have-pheasants-on-the-jersey-shore/2013-05-20T13:58:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-51.jpgphoto-5Someone get me some leg-warmers and an ahnk necklace.https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/28/im-never-taking-pictures-in-the-bathroom-again-probably/2013-05-22T18:22:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-61.jpgphoto-6That's sort of the last thing you want to see in the reflection of the mirror.https://thebloggess.com/2013/05/25/i-dont-need-your-sarcasm-cats/2013-05-25T19:59:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/smallercats1.jpgsmallercatshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/05/28/apparently-were-all-full-up-on-horses-asses-in-this-house/2013-05-28T20:00:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/photo-71.jpgphoto-7https://thebloggess.com/lptnh/2013-06-01T02:27:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lptnh2.jpgLPTNHhttps://thebloggess.com/lptnh-2/2013-06-01T02:33:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/lptnh11.jpgLPTNHhttps://thebloggess.com/0/2013-06-01T02:38:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/011.jpeg0https://thebloggess.com/lptnh-goes-to-brazil/2013-06-04T01:46:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lptnh-goes-to-brazil1.jpgLPTNH goes to brazilMy cat is totally famous now.https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/10/von-trapping-is-the-new-planking/2013-06-10T20:18:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/vontrapping1.jpgvontrappingTechnically I need many more cats for this to be historically accurate but when I brought up adopting more cats Victor got all screamy because he hates history. Apparently.https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/16/sort-yourself-out-library/2013-06-16T15:55:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/library1.jpglibraryIn fairness, there are a lot of animals in my memoir. Mostly dead ones, but still.https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/16/sort-yourself-out-library/2013-06-17T04:10:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/thebloggess1.jpgthebloggessI probably should have made the font smaller.https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/17/its-not-flag-day/2013-06-17T18:03:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/wash1.jpgwashkdkhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/06/19/in-my-defense-since-i-wrote-about-it-its-technically-considered-work/2013-06-19T02:27:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/11.jpg1https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/19/in-my-defense-since-i-wrote-about-it-its-technically-considered-work/2013-06-19T02:32:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/21.jpg2https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/19/in-my-defense-since-i-wrote-about-it-its-technically-considered-work/2013-06-19T19:03:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/41.jpg4https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/20/very-daring-indeed/2013-06-20T19:25:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photo-101.jpgphoto-10Huh.https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/24/marketing-done-right/2013-06-25T04:05:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/book11.jpgbook1I don't get it.https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/24/marketing-done-right/2013-06-25T04:08:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/book21.jpgbook2That's a dead bat. In my book.https://thebloggess.com/2013/06/24/marketing-done-right/2013-06-25T04:17:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/book31.jpgbook3I sort of love that the phrase you can still see on this page is "I take my vagina everywhere."https://thebloggess.com/noodling/2013-06-28T00:59:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/noodling1.jpgnoodlingYes. Winston McFishface is in a boat filled with water. It's sort of the opposite of how boats are supposed to work.https://thebloggess.com/2013/07/02/my-gallbladder-wants-to-kill-me/2013-07-01T22:37:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/gallbladders-suck1.jpggallbladders suckMARTYR (of nothing).https://thebloggess.com/2013/07/03/happy-anniversary-victor/2013-07-04T04:36:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/us1.jpgusMe and Victor. And Victor and me.https://thebloggess.com/2013/07/07/neil-gaiman-might-be-drunk/2013-07-06T03:42:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/turkish-lets-pretend1.jpgturkish lets pretendhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/07/07/neil-gaiman-might-be-drunk/2013-07-06T03:43:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/turkish-lets-pretend-21.jpgturkish lets pretend 2Huh.https://thebloggess.com/animals/2013-07-06T05:26:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/animals1.jpeganimalshttps://thebloggess.com/sothen/2013-07-14T21:00:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/sothen1.pngsothenhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/07/15/wish-you-were-here-literally-because-i-would-probably-trade-places-with-you-right-now/2013-07-15T22:03:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo-31.jpgphoto-3The view from my door. I'm sure our neighbors are very pleased that we've moved in.https://thebloggess.com/2013/07/17/no-one-knows-how-to-spell-cantaloupe/2013-07-18T01:44:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/photo-61.jpgphoto-6Butt-faces lack awareness of the concept of "personal space".https://thebloggess.com/2013/07/22/i-dont-understand-babies/2013-07-22T23:14:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/crier1.jpgcrierHe looks like he's more likely to eat babies.https://thebloggess.com/2013/07/25/huh-2/2013-07-25T17:00:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/imaginary-geraldo1.jpgimaginary geraldohttps://thebloggess.com/2013/07/28/728/2013-07-28T14:56:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/emilybinard1.jpgemilybinardhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/07/28/728/2014-11-07T21:39:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/posse1.jpgposseMy posse. https://thebloggess.com/2013/07/28/728/2013-07-28T15:30:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/emily-binard1.jpgemily binardhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/07/30/drugs-wrote-this-post/2013-07-30T17:12:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/places-where-im-a-freak1.jpgplaces where I'm a freakhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/07/31/i-think-they-replaces-my-generic-xanax-with-genericer-xanax-also-genericer-is-now-a-word-please-add-it-to-your-spellcheck/2013-08-01T02:53:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/alprazolam1.jpgalprazolamhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/08/04/im-sure-there-are-several-logical-explanations-but-its-still-momentarily-baffling/2013-08-04T16:36:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/whywontmykeyboardwork1.jpgwhywontmykeyboardworkhttps://thebloggess.com/labya/2013-08-12T19:42:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/labya1.jpglabyahttps://thebloggess.com/0/2013-08-13T19:27:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/01.png0https://thebloggess.com/0/2013-08-13T19:31:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/01.jpeg0https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/13/fun-with-google-analytics/2013-08-13T20:16:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/funwithgoogleanalytics1.jpgfunwithgoogleanalyticshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/08/23/a-friend-for-beyonce/2013-08-14T16:31:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-71.jpgphoto-7You've got mail, motherfucker.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/16/you-guys-are-totally-fucked-up-never-change/2013-08-16T18:48:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/mad-eye-moody1.jpgmad eye moodyYeah. So, that's a taxidermied froggie dressed as Mad Eye Moody.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/16/you-guys-are-totally-fucked-up-never-change/2013-08-16T18:54:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/harry-potter-taxidermy1.jpgharry potter taxidermyIssues. I have them.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/25/i-blame-steve-jobs-for-this/2013-08-25T16:40:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/shitidid1.jpgshitididhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/08/25/i-blame-steve-jobs-for-this/2013-08-25T16:52:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/deck1.jpgdeckTo her credit, Maile was certain that the deck looked great and assumed that the dock and cock were probably awesome as well.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/28/this-might-be-the-most-boring-post-ive-ever-written-feel-free-to-ignore-it/2013-08-28T16:36:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-161.jpgphoto-16I don't have a true "before" picture, but it looked just like this, but less messy and without the half-built bookshelf.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/28/this-might-be-the-most-boring-post-ive-ever-written-feel-free-to-ignore-it/2013-08-28T16:38:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-121.jpgphoto-12I'm still saving up to change the giant chandelier to something smaller and to have a plug installed in the floor so I don't have to trip over the ugly extension cord every day.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/28/this-might-be-the-most-boring-post-ive-ever-written-feel-free-to-ignore-it/2013-08-28T16:40:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-131.jpgphoto-13The walls are a bit...odd.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/28/this-might-be-the-most-boring-post-ive-ever-written-feel-free-to-ignore-it/2013-08-28T16:42:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-141.jpgphoto-14And they sort of keep getting odder, but it's my office so Victor can't complain. Much.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/28/this-might-be-the-most-boring-post-ive-ever-written-feel-free-to-ignore-it/2013-08-28T16:43:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/photo-151.jpgphoto-15And this is the corner that's hidden when you first look in and it's where I put all my shit when my desk starts getting messy and gross. I highly recommend having at least two desks so that one always looks clean and the other always look like you're actually working.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/29/submitted-without-comment/2013-08-29T17:52:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/john-barrowman-is-a-bad-ass2.jpgJohn Barrowman is a bad-assThe man manages to make everything look sexy. I'm pretty sure he impregnated that spool just by holding it.https://thebloggess.com/2013/08/29/submitted-without-comment/2013-08-29T17:59:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/john-barrowman-is-a-bad-ass11.jpgJohn Barrowman is a bad-asshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/09/01/cosplay-is-the-most-sincere-form-of-flattery/2013-09-01T21:22:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bloggess-cosplay1.jpgbloggess cosplayRollers. Traveling red dress. Glasses. Earrings with Beyonce-the-giant-metal-chicken on them. The only thing missing is a taxidermied wolverine.https://thebloggess.com/0/2013-09-06T05:37:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/02.png0https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/06/i-didnt-eat-anyone-that-i-know-of/2013-09-06T18:46:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/small-bloggess-zombie1.jpgsmall bloggess zombie(Zombie art by Tommy Arnold)https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/08/from-a-distance/2013-09-08T17:13:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_52512.jpgIMG_5251https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/08/from-a-distance/2013-09-08T17:15:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_525111.jpgIMG_5251https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/08/from-a-distance/2013-09-08T17:15:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_52491.jpgIMG_5249Ah. Never mind then.https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/09/something-about-september/2013-09-09T18:29:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/i-cannot-be-replaced1.jpgI cannot be replaced(design by tiredchildren.com)https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-11T21:21:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/mystery-box1.jpgmystery boxI don't...is he doing yoga? Is that the Sun Salutation?https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-11T21:23:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ferris-mewler1.jpgferris mewlerHuh.https://thebloggess.com/0/2013-09-13T21:20:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/02.jpeg0https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-17T17:43:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-41.jpgphoto-4That bear was totally fucking right.https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-17T17:52:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-31.jpgphoto-3I totally was.https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-17T17:55:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo61.jpgphoto6It's like if a bear was doing dub-step.https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-17T17:59:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-14small1.jpgphoto-14smallThere were more options than you'd expect.https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-17T18:03:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo13small1.jpgphoto13smallHelloooo!https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-17T18:14:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/image121.jpgimage12"If we cover his eyes he can't see to eat us."https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/17/i-doesnt-take-much-to-make-me-happy/2013-09-17T18:16:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo10small1.jpgphoto10smallY'all come back now, ya hear?https://thebloggess.com/2013/09/23/i-want-to-apologize-to-australia-in-advance/2013-09-23T18:49:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/benedict1.jpgbenedicthttps://thebloggess.com/2013/09/28/i-bet-that-truck-is-sticky/2013-09-29T04:39:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_79991.jpgIMG_7999https://thebloggess.com/photo-9-2/2013-10-04T18:03:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-91.jpgphoto-9https://thebloggess.com/2013/10/27/victor-says-squid-latin-doesnt-exist-but-i-think-its-just-that-hes-bad-at-languages/2013-10-04T18:44:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/squidlatin1.jpgsquidlatinhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/10/07/this-could-have-been-a-very-sad-post-but-instead-it-was-just-sort-of-sadly-amusing/2013-10-07T14:34:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/screen-shot-2013-10-07-at-9-17-30-am1.jpgScreen Shot 2013-10-07 at 9.17.30 AMhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/10/07/this-could-have-been-a-very-sad-post-but-instead-it-was-just-sort-of-sadly-amusing/2013-10-07T14:52:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-11.jpgphoto-1https://thebloggess.com/2013/10/10/its-like-a-battle-for-whos-geekiest/2013-10-10T19:11:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/who-am-i.jpgwho am IHunter S. Thomcat wouldn't get out of the frame. He's not part of the costume.https://thebloggess.com/2013/10/10/its-like-a-battle-for-whos-geekiest/2013-10-10T19:13:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/who-am-i-2.jpgwho am I 2It's sort of a costume in a costume.https://thebloggess.com/2013/10/10/its-like-a-battle-for-whos-geekiest/2013-10-10T19:15:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/thesouffleisruined.jpgthesouffleisruinedYes. That is Juanita Weasel. And - as always - her motherfucking soufflé is ruined.https://thebloggess.com/who-am-i-3/2013-10-10T19:22:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/who-am-i1.jpgwho am Ihttps://thebloggess.com/who-am-i-2-2/2013-10-10T19:24:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/who-am-i-21.jpgwho am I 2https://thebloggess.com/2013/10/16/i-dont-really-post-this-much-about-any-other-holiday-but-halloween-is-made-of-edible-glitter-so-feel-free-to-ignore-me-if-you-disagree/2013-10-16T18:41:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/small-little-dead-riding-hood.jpgsmall little dead riding hood"I brought you soup. Poisoned soup."https://thebloggess.com/bloggess/2013-10-18T13:20:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bloggess.jpgbloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/10/23/where-i-am-right-now/2013-10-23T13:04:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/photo-13.jpgphoto-13I spent more time in hospital gowns this week than I did in actual clothes and I didn't even get any good drugs out of it.https://thebloggess.com/2013/10/25/we-won/2013-10-25T14:46:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/badas-mofo.jpgbadas mofohttps://thebloggess.com/2013/11/01/lost-in-translation-2/2013-10-30T18:37:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/lostintranslation.jpglostintranslationhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/10/31/whos-the-boss/2013-10-31T18:55:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/small-bloggess-wars.jpgsmall bloggess warsThat's right, mister. I'm your damn boss.https://thebloggess.com/2013/10/31/whos-the-boss/2013-10-31T18:57:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/small-bloggess-wars2.jpgsmall bloggess wars2No one argues with the Force Grip.https://thebloggess.com/small-bloggess-wars1/2013-10-31T19:15:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/small-bloggess-wars1.jpgsmall bloggess wars1https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/04/technically-the-cat-started-it/2013-11-01T13:57:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/photo-9.jpgphoto-9Adorable. Until you realize she's mid-hork. Then it's not so lovely.https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/06/build-a-bear-probably-doesnt-like-me-but-in-fairness-theyre-kind-of-asking-for-it/2013-11-01T14:06:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_7850.jpgIMG_7850https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/07/huh-3/2013-11-01T14:39:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shoe-impregnite.jpgshoe impregnitehttps://thebloggess.com/2013/11/19/i-blame-the-bloggess/2013-11-18T21:32:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/iblamethebloggess.jpgiblamethebloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/11/21/i-assure-you-that-was-not-my-nipple/2013-11-21T17:00:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/txwomconf.jpgtxwomconfPretend I was saying something profound here and not what I was actually saying, which was "…practically no one was doing it rectovaginally in the 90's."https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/21/i-assure-you-that-was-not-my-nipple/2013-11-21T17:16:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/txconfwomen.jpgtxconfwomenDo you see it? https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/21/i-assure-you-that-was-not-my-nipple/2013-11-21T17:18:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/notmynipple.jpgnotmynippleIt's in EVERY SHOT, y'all.https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/21/i-assure-you-that-was-not-my-nipple/2013-11-21T17:42:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/portugeuse.jpgportugeuseI showed the cover to my cat and I screamed, "YOU'RE FAMOUS IN BRAZIL" and she hid under the couch. Some people can't handle fame.https://thebloggess.com/pharmacy/2013-11-26T20:18:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/pharmacy.jpgpharmacyYeah. Those are dog treats. https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/26/huh-4/2013-11-26T21:10:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_0605.jpgIMG_0605Australians don't know how to spell "fuck".https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/26/huh-4/2013-11-26T21:11:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_0406.jpgIMG_0406This was in a section of household funds. Possibly "bugger" doesnhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/11/26/huh-4/2013-11-26T21:12:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_0676.jpgIMG_0676I was looking for sunscreen and found these. Contains bits of real kangaroo. And placenta. https://thebloggess.com/2013/11/26/huh-4/2013-11-26T21:24:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/img_9053.jpgIMG_9053Possibly the best sick bag ever. I put all of my best stuff in it so no one would steal it.https://thebloggess.com/2013/12/08/haters-gonna-get-vagina-punched/2013-11-27T21:45:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/shit-i-did-when-i-wasnt-here.jpgshit I did when I wasn't herehttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/06/not-much-of-a-surprise-really/2013-11-27T22:04:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/snakes.jpgsnakeshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/01/im-going-to-make-a-t-shirt-for-victor-that-says-youre-doing-it-wrong-it-would-save-him-so-much-time/2013-12-01T02:41:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/doingitwrong.jpgdoingitwrongIf you want one for your own personal Victor, click the picture.https://thebloggess.com/unnamed/2013-12-01T15:00:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unnamed3.jpgunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/02/spellcheck-is-a-lie/2013-12-02T20:24:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spellcheckisanasshole.jpgspellcheckisanassholeThe robots have reached awareness and are trying to sabotage us. Starting with blogs, apparently.https://thebloggess.com/2013/12/03/accidentally-doing-good-things/2013-12-03T16:40:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/jamesgarfield.jpgjamesgarfieldJames Garfield cannot tell a lie. He's like George Washington, but without the weird racism.https://thebloggess.com/2013/12/08/haters-gonna-get-vagina-punched/2013-12-03T20:39:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/shitidid.jpgshitididhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/02/13/throwback-thursday/2013-12-04T22:13:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/throwback.jpgthrowbackNot cocaine.https://thebloggess.com/2013/12/11/best-present-ever-worst-present-ever/2013-12-11T18:22:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unknown.jpgUnknownhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/15/its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-ill-be-stabbing-people-accidentally/2013-12-13T17:55:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/knives.jpgkniveshttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-2/2013-12-18T17:22:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unnamed12.jpgunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-3/2013-12-18T17:24:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unnamed21.jpgunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/yoe/2013-12-18T17:38:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/yoe.jpgyoehttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/22/holidays-can-be-rough-especially-for-the-little-ones-and-by-little-ones-i-mean-my-cats/2013-12-20T03:40:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/meowy-holidy.jpgmeowy holidyhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/22/holidays-can-be-rough-especially-for-the-little-ones-and-by-little-ones-i-mean-my-cats/2013-12-20T04:01:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/xmas.jpgxmashttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/03/too-many-questions/2013-12-27T22:28:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/huh.jpghuhhttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/30/drop-the-possum/2013-12-27T22:41:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/newyears.jpgnewyearshttps://thebloggess.com/2013/12/25/this-isnt-a-real-post-5/2013-12-25T21:49:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/unnamed31.jpgunnamedThat's *awfully* specific, Kara.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/04/the-meemaw-effect/2014-01-04T23:20:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hst.jpghstHe might also be slow-dancing with an invisible lizard. Hard to tell with that cat. Regardless, thank you.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/08/i-apologize-in-advance/2014-01-06T18:49:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hunter.jpghunterhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/10/the-lion-and-the-unicorn-were-fighting-for-the-crown-and-for-my-heart/2014-01-08T18:16:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pat.jpgpathttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/10/the-lion-and-the-unicorn-were-fighting-for-the-crown-and-for-my-heart/2014-01-09T20:04:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/doubleunicornsuccessclub.jpgdoubleunicornsuccessclubYou need this.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/10/the-lion-and-the-unicorn-were-fighting-for-the-crown-and-for-my-heart/2014-01-10T20:31:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/patreceipt.jpgpatreceiptPS. You did this, Unicorn Success Club. Take a goddam bow, you magnificent bastards.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/10/the-lion-and-the-unicorn-were-fighting-for-the-crown-and-for-my-heart/2014-01-10T21:22:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/flyza-mnelli.jpgflyza mnellihttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/21/cats-never-get-insomnia-the-furry-bastards/2014-01-11T04:54:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/small-sleepy-hunter.jpgsmall sleepy hunterhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:06:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-3.jpgunnamed-3Just a fraction of the frightening, vintage taxidermy we saw when we first walked in. Victo and I were both like "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?" but I suspect we were saying it for different reasons. https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:11:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-5.jpgunnamed-5Taxidermy, old books, an unmade bed. These are a few of my favorite things.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:14:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unknown.jpgUnknownThis is what a lion looks like when it's horking up a hairball. I don't know what that thing is on it's back. I thought it was a dog but it might have been a small bear or a hairy pig.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:17:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-4.jpgunnamed-4Most people just throw away their fish heads, but crafters realize that if you nail them to a plank they look like Christmas carolers. I suspect this is going to be the newest thing on Pinterest. https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:20:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-7.jpgunnamed-7https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:26:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-6.jpgunnamed-6I don't know what this is, but I love it. The pine-cone fell off when I got home...https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:37:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/coffe.jpgcoffe…so I replaced it with a tiny mug, except now that I look at it, it sort of looks like he's relieving himself in it because he really, really needs to pee. Still, I think we can all relate.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:39:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-10.jpgunnamed-10https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:42:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-9.jpgunnamed-9Fezes are cool.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:43:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-12.jpgunnamed-12She also has excellent taste in books. It's pretty obvious she's classy as shit.https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:45:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed.jpgunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:45:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-8.jpgunnamed-8https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/13/horrible-wonderful-taxidermy-someone-up-there-likes-me-and-hates-victor/2014-01-13T19:49:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed-11.jpgunnamed-11https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/14/not-a-real-post-but-still-quite-important/2014-01-14T04:48:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/scrat.jpgscrathttps://thebloggess.com/sothen-2/2014-01-16T03:22:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sothen.jpgsothenhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/17/strange-and-beautiful/2014-01-17T14:53:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/really-google.jpgreally googlehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/01/17/strange-and-beautiful/2014-01-17T15:06:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/thebloggess.jpgthebloggess(photo by Maile Wilson)https://thebloggess.com/canary/2014-01-21T19:59:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/canary.jpgcanaryhttps://thebloggess.com/canarysuicides/2014-01-22T17:35:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/canarysuicides.jpgcanarysuicideshttps://thebloggess.com/page-45/2014-01-23T20:22:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/page-45.jpgpage 45https://thebloggess.com/2014/01/26/well-that-doesnt-bode-well/2014-01-24T22:59:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sid.jpgsidhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/02/09/if-wishes-were-horses-then-there-would-be-a-lot-more-shit-in-the-street/2014-01-27T21:21:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sleeping.jpgsleepinghttps://thebloggess.com/2014/02/09/if-wishes-were-horses-then-there-would-be-a-lot-more-shit-in-the-street/2014-01-27T22:10:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hunter1.jpgHunterhttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-13/2014-01-29T16:13:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/unnamed.pngunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/02/06/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-a-drawer-of-sheep/2014-02-06T17:40:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/i-want-this-baaaaad.jpgI want this baaaaadIt's supposed to be a telephone table but I think it's better used as a small baaaaaar. (Shut up. I can't help myself.)https://thebloggess.com/2014/02/09/if-wishes-were-horses-then-there-would-be-a-lot-more-shit-in-the-street/2014-02-09T01:25:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/sid.jpgsidhttps://thebloggess.com/guydlines/2014-02-11T17:19:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/guydlines.jpgguydlineshttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-14/2014-02-12T15:31:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/unnamed.jpgunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/yousay/2014-02-13T01:20:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/yousay.jpgyousayhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/02/14/fuck-valentines-day/2014-02-14T17:02:48Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/valentines.jpgvalentinesThis is for you. And I REALLY love tacos.https://thebloggess.com/2014/02/16/someones-gonna-need-a-tetanus-shot/2014-02-16T17:18:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/vib.jpgvibUm…what?https://thebloggess.com/2014/02/16/someones-gonna-need-a-tetanus-shot/2014-02-16T17:22:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/vib2.jpgvib2I don't know if this is more or less unsettling.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/02/worst-pet-shop-ever/2014-03-02T16:21:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hamsters.jpghamstershttps://thebloggess.com/2014/03/03/so-yeah-2/2014-03-03T20:44:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/unnamed.gifunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/03/04/im-not-sure-if-that-says-more-about-me-or-about-jesus/2014-03-04T21:01:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/reps-for-jesus.jpgreps for jesushttps://thebloggess.com/2014/03/06/victor-is-very-lucky-he-might-disagree-about-that/2014-03-06T19:07:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bear.jpgbearhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/03/06/victor-is-very-lucky-he-might-disagree-about-that/2014-03-06T19:19:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/letmehugyou.jpgletmehugyouI made an image to show Victor how Herbert would look without the fish. Victor has very little imagination when it comes to dead bears comforting you.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/09/this-made-more-sense-when-i-was-unconscious/2014-03-09T18:36:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/shitidid.jpgshitididMade by my friend Matthew (The Oatmeal.) He's made of awesome.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/13/sheep-are-dangerous-to-nipples/2014-03-13T19:30:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/meandasheep.jpgMEANDASHEEPhttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-6-2/2014-03-14T17:40:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/unnamed-6.jpgunnamed-6https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/18/it-takes-a-lot-to-phase-me-consider-me-phased/2014-03-19T00:51:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/mermaid.jpgmermaidHi. You're never going to sleep again.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/18/it-takes-a-lot-to-phase-me-consider-me-phased/2014-03-19T01:03:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fijimermaid2.jpgfijimermaid2Like Sea Monkeys if they were on steroids and wanted to eat you.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/18/it-takes-a-lot-to-phase-me-consider-me-phased/2014-11-07T21:41:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fijimermaid.jpgfijimermaidThe nice thing about weird shit on your shelves is that it looks nice even if it's dusty.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/18/it-takes-a-lot-to-phase-me-consider-me-phased/2014-03-19T01:15:05Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fijimermaid3.jpgfijimermaid3It looks shocked. It might be mocking me.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/18/it-takes-a-lot-to-phase-me-consider-me-phased/2014-03-19T01:28:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/fijimermaid4.jpgfijimermaid4He'll never eat fish again.https://thebloggess.com/2014/03/21/it-might-just-be-me/2014-03-21T16:53:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bobbet.jpgbobbethttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/05/does-anyone-want-an-alligator-its-probably-going-to-be-mostly-clean/2014-03-26T16:03:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/hauntd-toilet.jpghauntd toilethttps://thebloggess.com/2014/04/01/day-made/2014-04-01T13:40:11Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bloggess-cosplayer.jpgbloggess cosplayerhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/04/02/either-im-getting-stupider-or-movies-are-getting-more-complicated/2014-04-02T18:56:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/e27e6f7d609dbd4cdcf8018b0c3d2177-jpg.gife27e6f7d609dbd4cdcf8018b0c3d2177.jpgCome play with us.https://thebloggess.com/2014/04/21/youll-shoot-your-eye-out/2014-04-06T15:50:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/youll-put-your-eye-out.jpgyou'll put your eye outAwesome.https://thebloggess.com/unnamed-17/2014-04-09T18:56:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/unnamed-17.jpgunnamed-17https://thebloggess.com/brooke/2014-04-11T17:30:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/brooke.jpgbrookehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/04/14/i-need-your-help-to-solve-assholism-and-get-my-nobel-prize/2014-04-13T05:44:37Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/glitterpills.jpgglitterpillsI need these. But I need them to be bucket-sized.https://thebloggess.com/2014/04/17/no-bunnies-died-for-this-picture/2014-04-17T15:57:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/haileybunny.jpghaileybunny"Where did my stuffed animal go?"https://thebloggess.com/2014/05/02/this-is-why-furniture-stores-almost-never-have-thrones/2014-05-02T12:55:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/lotsofpapercuts.jpglotsofpapercutsi suspect Ned Stark was carrying this sword less for protection and more to use as a cane to lean on rather than sit on the Throne of a Thousand Paper Cuts. Even the crow looks concerned. Or hungry.https://thebloggess.com/2014/05/08/throw-way-way-back-thursday/2014-05-08T19:17:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/thisguy.jpgthisguyhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/05/11/this-is-the-worst-word-search-ever/2014-05-09T01:58:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/threelittlewords.jpgthreelittlewordshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/05/11/this-is-the-worst-word-search-ever/2014-05-11T04:05:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bearburp.jpgbearburphttps://thebloggess.com/advertising-with-thebloggesscom/2014-05-13T23:42:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/thebloggess.jpgthebloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/05/15/facebook-will-remind-you-how-fucked-up-you-are-and-also-try-to-make-money-off-of-it/2014-05-16T02:14:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/squirrelbutt.jpgsquirrelbuttIn case you've forgotten.https://thebloggess.com/2014/05/21/follow-up-doing-the-snake-probably-doesnt-mean-what-you-think-it-means/2014-05-20T19:09:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/kittycarpet.jpgkittycarpetstuffhttps://thebloggess.com/butt/2014-05-22T22:04:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/butt.jpgbutthttps://thebloggess.com/2014/05/23/belly-button/2014-05-23T14:01:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bloggessbelly.jpgbloggessbellyBefore laughing. After laughing. Also, the picture quality is shitty but in my defense it's really difficult to take a selfie of your own belly button.https://thebloggess.com/2014/05/23/belly-button/2014-05-23T14:03:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/where-whos-come-from.jpgwhere whos come fromMaybe this is how Who's are made. All I need are googly-eyes and some stick-on hair. https://thebloggess.com/2014/05/27/ive-lost-control/2014-05-27T15:22:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/keyboard.jpgkeyboardhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/05/29/throwback-thursday-google-knows-me-a-little-too-well/2014-05-29T22:22:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/googlism-jenny-lawson.jpggooglism jenny lawsonhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/05/29/throwback-thursday-google-knows-me-a-little-too-well/2014-05-29T22:29:17Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/googlism-thebloggess.jpggooglism thebloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/05/29/throwback-thursday-google-knows-me-a-little-too-well/2014-05-29T22:29:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/googlism-the-bloggess.jpggooglism the bloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-2-2/2014-05-30T17:15:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/unnamed-2.jpgunnamed-2https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/01/its-worse-than-i-thought-unless-i-thought-it-was-worse-at-one-point-and-just-forgot-how-bad-i-thought-it-was/2014-06-01T17:35:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/yep.jpgyephttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/01/its-worse-than-i-thought-unless-i-thought-it-was-worse-at-one-point-and-just-forgot-how-bad-i-thought-it-was/2014-06-01T17:39:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/doubleyep.jpgdoubleyephttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/02/the-oxymoronic-blue-bird-of-happiness/2014-06-03T02:53:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/brooke.jpgbrookehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/02/the-oxymoronic-blue-bird-of-happiness/2014-06-03T03:01:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/by-maile.jpgby maile(by Maile Wilson)https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/02/the-oxymoronic-blue-bird-of-happiness/2014-06-03T03:06:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/thebloggessandbrookeshaden.jpgthebloggessandbrookeshadenhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/05/im-turning-bionic-i-think/2014-06-03T17:42:47Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/robots.jpgrobots"AAAAAAAAH."https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/08/if-youre-reading-this-im-probably-alive/2014-06-05T22:06:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/holly-granken-art.jpgholly granken arthttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/08/if-youre-reading-this-im-probably-alive/2014-06-06T01:58:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/i-dont-even-have-a-dog.jpgi dont even have a dogI don't even have a dog.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/08/if-youre-reading-this-im-probably-alive/2014-06-06T01:59:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/google-confuses-me.jpggoogle confuses meGoogle confuses me.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/08/if-youre-reading-this-im-probably-alive/2014-06-06T01:59:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/google-hates-animals.jpggoogle hates animalsGoogle hates animals.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/08/if-youre-reading-this-im-probably-alive/2014-06-06T02:00:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/google-is-implying-what-now.jpggoogle is implying what nowGoogle is implying what now?https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/08/if-youre-reading-this-im-probably-alive/2014-06-06T02:00:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/google-is-not-nice.jpggoogle is not niceGoogle is not nice.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/08/if-youre-reading-this-im-probably-alive/2014-06-06T02:01:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/google-is-trying-to-hurt-my-feelings.jpggoogle is trying to hurt my feelingsGoogle is trying to hurt my folder.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/20/im-stuck-on-this-deer-literally/2014-11-07T21:42:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/narnia-deer.jpgnarnia deerI made this. Not the deer. The deer was rescued from a flea market. But I did bedazzle his nose and make him magical.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/20/im-stuck-on-this-deer-literally/2014-06-09T19:08:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/victor-deer.jpgvictor deerWhat are you doing?https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/11/ohmygod-what-is-that/2014-06-12T01:09:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bloggesshernia.jpgbloggessherniahttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/11/ohmygod-what-is-that/2014-06-12T01:31:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jesuskitty.jpgjesuskittyJesus Kitten.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/11/ohmygod-what-is-that/2014-06-12T01:56:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jesuskitten.jpgjesuskittenhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/11/ohmygod-what-is-that/2014-06-12T02:03:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jesuscat.jpgjesuscathttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-14-2/2014-06-13T02:27:39Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/unnamed-14.jpgunnamed-14https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/15/and-thats-why-the-bed-looks-like-that/2014-06-15T17:12:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sleepykitties.jpgsleepykittieshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/17/this-makes-me-weirdly-homesick/2014-06-17T18:45:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/geese.jpggeesehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/17/this-makes-me-weirdly-homesick/2014-06-17T18:48:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/geese1.jpggeesehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/17/this-makes-me-weirdly-homesick/2014-06-17T18:50:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/bumble-and-geese.jpgbumble and geeseBumble protecting the kids from predatory geese. I don't know if he has his tetanus shot yet. He's new to the family.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/18/and-thats-why-cats-shouldnt-be-allowed-phones/2014-06-18T00:30:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/cat-selfie.jpgcat selfiehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/24/twice-as-cute-although-i-suppose-thats-subjective/2014-06-19T20:15:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/twoheadedbobcats.jpgtwoheadedbobcatsI'm the one in the middle.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/24/twice-as-cute-although-i-suppose-thats-subjective/2014-06-19T20:22:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hand.jpghandSo...yeah.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/24/twice-as-cute-although-i-suppose-thats-subjective/2014-06-19T20:41:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/catcat.jpgcatcatThe left head hates the tie. The right head loves it. Victor would prefer it if I'd stay away from his ties.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/22/oh-facebook-you-win/2014-06-19T21:34:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ebay-stop-it.jpgebay stop itI give up.https://thebloggess.com/2014/06/22/oh-facebook-you-win/2014-06-22T03:35:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sid.jpgsidhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/06/24/twice-as-cute-although-i-suppose-thats-subjective/2014-06-25T03:07:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jay-and-silent-bobcat.jpgjay and silent bobcathttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/04/worst-named-fireworks/2014-07-04T20:20:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_4162.jpgIMG_4162https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/04/worst-named-fireworks/2014-07-04T20:23:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/scarface.jpgscarfacehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/04/worst-named-fireworks/2014-07-04T20:35:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/plumbers-crackle.jpgplumbers cracklehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/04/worst-named-fireworks/2014-07-04T20:38:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_4152.jpgIMG_4152https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/04/worst-named-fireworks/2014-07-04T20:39:27Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_4159.jpgIMG_4159https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/04/worst-named-fireworks/2014-07-04T20:44:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/big-shot-cracker.jpgbig shot crackerhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/06/whoa-there-princess/2014-07-06T17:57:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/princessbed.jpgprincessbedHey there, princess.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/07/our-marriage-is-more-mature-than-we-are/2014-07-07T18:40:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/thebloggessandvictor.jpgthebloggessandvictorYou can't tell but he's laughing too. Or he's mad. It's hard to tell, really.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/20/oh-you/2014-07-07T23:51:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/what-are-you-looking-for.jpgwhat are you looking forhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/20/oh-you/2014-07-08T00:02:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/what-are-you-looking-for1.jpgwhat are you looking forI'm not sure if you meant "babyshitting" or "babysitting" but either way, you've misspelled it.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/20/oh-you/2014-07-08T00:04:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/what-are-you-looking-for2.jpgwhat are you looking forhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/20/oh-you/2014-07-08T00:06:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/what-are-you-looking-for3.jpgwhat are you looking forhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/09/someone-get-a-shoe/2014-07-09T16:41:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/motherfucker.jpgmotherfuckerhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/11/its-not-really-that-comforting/2014-07-09T20:37:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/corpsey-comforter.jpgcorpsey comforterhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/23/you-can-tell-how-old-people-are-by-whether-they-remember-the-smell-of-an-ogilvie-home-perm/2014-07-14T03:25:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ohgod.jpgohgodhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/14/for-christ-sake-lois/2014-07-14T21:43:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/tractor.jpgtractorHailey on a tractor made entirely from tetanus.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/14/for-christ-sake-lois/2014-07-14T21:52:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hailey-helmet.jpghailey helmetI've never had that much confidence in my life. It must skip a generation.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/14/for-christ-sake-lois/2014-07-14T21:53:35Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_4448.jpgIMG_4448Hailey and The Professor.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/14/for-christ-sake-lois/2014-07-14T21:54:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/happy.jpghappyFURIOUSLY HAPPY.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/14/for-christ-sake-lois/2014-07-14T21:55:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/buckle.jpgbucklehttps://thebloggess.com/2015/01/16/bloggess-life-hacks-that-might-get-you-arrested-part-87/2015-01-16T17:01:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/bloggess-life-advice.jpgbloggess life advicehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/16/international-incidents/2014-07-15T20:28:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/turkish-lets-pretned-this-never-happened.jpgturkish lets pretned this never happenedThat's supposed to be me on the cover. It's not really the most flattering position.https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/16/international-incidents/2014-07-16T03:27:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/polish-lets-pretend-this-never-happened.jpgPolish let's pretend this never happenedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/16/and-thats-why-ill-never-leave-twitter/2014-07-17T04:04:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/twitter.jpgtwitterhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/16/and-thats-why-ill-never-leave-twitter/2014-07-17T04:04:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/punted-cunt-tornado.jpgpunted cunt tornadohttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/16/and-thats-why-ill-never-leave-twitter/2014-07-17T04:46:56Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/hst.jpghsthttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/20/oh-you/2014-07-19T02:06:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/lala.pnglalahttps://thebloggess.com/2015/04/01/furiously-happy-and-scared-and-back-to-happy-again/2015-03-30T23:29:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/letspretend.jpgletspretendhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/21/women-who-are-ambivalent-about-women-against-women-against-feminism/2014-07-21T20:44:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/pstewart.jpgpstewartPatrick Stewart, feminist. His mother made 3 pounds 10 shillings for working a forty hour week in a weaving shed. She was also an abuse victim and he’s an anti-domestic violence advocate. https://thebloggess.com/youradherebloggess/2014-07-22T04:36:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/youradherebloggess.pngyouradherebloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/small-bloggess-ad/2015-01-06T18:15:21Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/small-bloggess-ad.pngsmall bloggess adhttps://thebloggess.com/small-bloggess-ad-2/2014-07-23T15:07:55Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/small-bloggess-ad1.pngsmall bloggess adhttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-1/2014-07-23T15:12:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unnamed-1.jpgunnamed-1https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/24/your-cat-has-a-cooler-house-than-i-do/2014-07-24T11:20:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/star-wars-cat.jpgstar wars cathttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/27/angry-polls-volume-i/2014-07-27T17:18:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/powderedsugar.jpgpowderedsugarhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/07/27/angry-polls-volume-i/2014-07-27T17:30:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/weird-and-proud4.pngweird and proud4https://thebloggess.com/2014/07/29/i-think-im-on-to-something-but-probably-not/2014-07-29T22:04:52Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/unicat.jpgunicatThat's what you get Hunter. Next time stop being so floppy.https://thebloggess.com/2014/08/01/i-think-we-all-knew-the-world-would-end-like-this-anyway/2014-08-01T02:20:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/and-thats-how-the-world-ended.jpgand thats how the world endedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/08/05/things-could-be-worse/2014-08-04T01:08:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/tumblr_mcvj0wstgm1rk12m2o1_500.giftumblr_mcvj0wstGM1rk12m2o1_500I think we're all in agreement here.https://thebloggess.com/2014/08/08/every-day-is-world-cat-day-except-for-sunday-sunday-is-for-celebrating-cheeses/2014-08-08T22:00:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/world-cat-day.jpgworld cat dayhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/08/10/five-pounds-of-delicious-floating-cheese/2014-08-10T03:11:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/shitidid.jpgshitididhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/08/26/im-insulted-in-several-ways/2014-08-11T19:06:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/amazon-wtf.jpgamazon wtfhttps://thebloggess.com/huntermoustache/2014-08-11T22:39:12Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/huntermoustache.jpghuntermoustachehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/08/12/yesterday-was-shitty-so-today-were-doing-cat-pictures-go-fuck-yourself-yesterday/2014-08-11T23:10:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hunter-bored.jpghunter boredhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/08/21/hunter-s-thomcat-is-a-traitor-an-adorable-fluffy-traitor/2014-08-12T20:19:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/hst-is-a-bit-of-a-traitor.jpgHST is a bit of a traitorhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/02/i-have-too-much-time-on-my-hands-and-possibly-watch-too-much-tv/2014-08-16T19:25:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sigils.jpgsigilshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/02/i-have-too-much-time-on-my-hands-and-possibly-watch-too-much-tv/2014-08-16T19:28:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/smallhousebloggess.jpgsmallhousebloggesshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/08/17/questions-that-haunt-me-show-your-work/2014-08-17T19:01:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/bloggesspopsicle.jpgbloggesspopsiclehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/08/17/questions-that-haunt-me-show-your-work/2014-08-17T19:56:30Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/shit-i-did.jpgshit i didhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/16/simmer-down-now-back-up-buddy-bobcat/2014-08-22T21:34:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/simmerdownnow.jpgsimmerdownnowIgnore the photobomber on the right.https://thebloggess.com/unnamed-1-2/2014-08-27T14:41:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/unnamed-1.jpgunnamed-1https://thebloggess.com/graphicad_150_250/2014-09-02T17:11:38Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/graphicad_150_250.jpgGraphicAd_150_250https://thebloggess.com/2014/11/13/its-weird-but-all-the-best-things-are/2014-09-02T19:56:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/small-powder.jpgsmall powderhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/13/its-weird-but-all-the-best-things-are/2014-09-02T19:57:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/thebloggessandbrookeshaden.jpgthebloggessandbrookeshadenhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/13/its-weird-but-all-the-best-things-are/2014-09-02T20:02:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/small-red-dress.jpgsmall red dresshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/04/i-have-an-orange-thumb/2014-09-04T18:24:10Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sam-i-yam2.jpgsam i yam2https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/04/i-have-an-orange-thumb/2014-09-04T18:42:43Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/google1.jpggoogle1https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/04/i-have-an-orange-thumb/2014-09-04T18:46:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/spraytan.jpgspraytanRemember when Google was there to answer questions instead of just raise more? Me either.https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/04/i-have-an-orange-thumb/2014-12-09T21:47:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/sam-i-yam.jpgsam i yamSam I. Yam in happier times. Naturally smiley and high in vitamin C.https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/08/so-fragile-but-so-enduring/2014-09-09T05:13:58Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/small-doris-cantrell.jpgsmall doris cantrellhttps://thebloggess.com/kegelbear/2014-09-11T15:46:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kegelbear.jpgkegelbearhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/11/your-essence-is-delicious/2014-09-11T21:39:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dollwithnoeyes.jpgdollwithnoeyesIt's like "Eyes Without a Face," except just the opposite.https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/11/your-essence-is-delicious/2014-09-11T22:02:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/demondoll.jpgdemondoll"Give us a cuddle. And some blood."https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/11/your-essence-is-delicious/2014-09-11T22:17:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/illeatyoursoulnowplease.jpgilleatyoursoulnowplease"Aaahhhh."https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/11/your-essence-is-delicious/2014-09-11T22:45:19Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/i-would-have-thought-the-list-would-be-longer.jpgI would have thought the list would be longerhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/14/forgive-me-im-only-human-or-possibly-not-even-that/2014-09-12T21:16:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/areyouhuman.jpgareyouhumanhttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-16/2014-09-16T01:59:42Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/unnamed.gifunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/23/rescue-an-animal-let-an-animal-rescue-you/2014-09-22T20:52:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pets.jpgpetshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/23/rescue-an-animal-let-an-animal-rescue-you/2014-09-22T20:55:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/hunter-and-ferris.jpghunter and ferrisDon't they look happy? Answer: Yes. If "happy" means "bitey and a little confused."https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/23/rescue-an-animal-let-an-animal-rescue-you/2014-09-23T19:15:53Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/pets-adoption.jpgpets adoptionhttps://thebloggess.com/moran/2014-09-23T22:47:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/moran.gifmoranhttps://thebloggess.com/unnamed-18/2014-09-23T23:47:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/unnamed1.gifunnamedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/26/hey-you-there-you-probably-need-this/2014-09-24T05:44:02Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/alq84m6_460sa_v1.gifaLQ84m6_460sa_v1https://thebloggess.com/2014/09/24/how-did-this-happen/2014-09-24T20:55:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mygirl.jpgmygirlhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/26/hey-you-there-you-probably-need-this/2014-09-27T20:01:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/byfajx9iiaemj_t.jpgByfajx9IIAEMj_thttps://thebloggess.com/2014/09/30/cats-never-have-to-empty-the-dishwasher/2014-09-29T21:47:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/photo1.jpgphoto1And that's why you always check your dryer. Also, this dryer looks improperly loaded. It's a damn epidemic. https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/05/i-dont-even-have-the-words-yall/2014-10-03T17:06:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lions-testicles.jpglions testiclesThis is a real book. No shit.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/05/i-dont-even-have-the-words-yall/2014-10-03T17:08:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/playing-with-lions-testicles.jpgplaying with lions testiclesSo. Yeah.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/08/mama-paquita-why-would-a-baby-need-a-sombrero-and-other-problematic-questions/2014-10-08T12:50:40Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ishitoneverythingthatmoves.jpgishitoneverythingthatmoveshttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/09/i-fixed-it-for-you/2014-10-08T18:51:29Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/were-all-pretty-bizarre.jpgwe're all pretty bizarrehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/09/i-fixed-it-for-you/2014-10-08T19:04:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/fixed.jpgfixedhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/12/how-can-you-say-no/2014-10-09T21:37:24Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/small-bloggess-mouse-by-le-heart.jpgsmall bloggess mouse by le hearthttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/14/as-soon-as-asu-gets-back-to-me-ill-be-available-for-consultations-and-endorsements-and-it-will-be-awesome/2014-10-14T03:18:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/asu.jpgASUIt's like turning up for a wedding wearing overalls and then you remember that you're a bridesmaid."https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/14/as-soon-as-asu-gets-back-to-me-ill-be-available-for-consultations-and-endorsements-and-it-will-be-awesome/2014-10-14T04:27:51Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/asu-jenny-lawson.jpgasu jenny lawsonYou can't tell, but that's me at the podium. Trust me. I'm a doctor.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/14/as-soon-as-asu-gets-back-to-me-ill-be-available-for-consultations-and-endorsements-and-it-will-be-awesome/2014-10-14T04:53:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dominic-pic.jpgdominic picHe looks like he'd be fun to drink with.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/14/as-soon-as-asu-gets-back-to-me-ill-be-available-for-consultations-and-endorsements-and-it-will-be-awesome/2014-10-14T05:07:45Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/dominic2.jpgdominic2(Hailey is the one on the right.)https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/14/as-soon-as-asu-gets-back-to-me-ill-be-available-for-consultations-and-endorsements-and-it-will-be-awesome/2014-10-14T05:14:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/asu-band.jpgasu bandI can't play an instrument but I think I'd be a good band leader because I look good in capes.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/14/as-soon-as-asu-gets-back-to-me-ill-be-available-for-consultations-and-endorsements-and-it-will-be-awesome/2014-10-14T19:20:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/my-degree.pngmy degreehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/14/as-soon-as-asu-gets-back-to-me-ill-be-available-for-consultations-and-endorsements-and-it-will-be-awesome/2014-10-14T19:36:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mag.jpgmaghttps://thebloggess.com/patio/2014-10-16T20:18:22Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/patio.jpgpatiohttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/17/well-theyll-never-have-to-restock-at-least/2014-10-17T14:33:32Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/inflation.jpginflationInflation is a bitch.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/19/i-was-going-to-title-this-letting-the-cat-out-of-the-bag-but-frankly-i-think-were-all-better-than-that/2014-10-18T03:27:44Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ferris-hermit-crab.jpgferris hermit crabhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/19/i-was-going-to-title-this-letting-the-cat-out-of-the-bag-but-frankly-i-think-were-all-better-than-that/2014-10-18T05:16:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sid2.jpgsid2https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/19/i-was-going-to-title-this-letting-the-cat-out-of-the-bag-but-frankly-i-think-were-all-better-than-that/2014-10-19T06:25:49Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/heddy.jpgheddyhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/21/is-victor-wrong/2014-10-22T02:57:14Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wiki.jpgwikihttps://thebloggess.com/sid4/2014-10-22T22:39:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sid4.pngsid4https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/23/can-i-borrow-your-towel-my-car-just-hit-a-water-buffalo/2014-10-23T05:05:57Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/muskox.jpgmuskoxI think we need a different sign.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/23/can-i-borrow-your-towel-my-car-just-hit-a-water-buffalo/2014-10-23T05:10:04Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/musk.jpgmuskWhat?https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/23/can-i-borrow-your-towel-my-car-just-hit-a-water-buffalo/2014-10-23T19:08:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/saddle-up.jpgsaddle upFrankly, I'm not sure why no one is riding it at the moment and if they were going slower I probably would have hopped on. It's like those coin-operated metal horses we used to ride on in front of grocery stores, except with no quarters necessary. It would only be better if it was a *live* water-buffalo/musk-ox that had GPS and a stereo.https://thebloggess.com/wikipedia-bloggess-oct-2014/2014-10-24T02:10:08Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wikipedia-bloggess-oct-2014.jpgwikipedia bloggess oct 2014https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/29/last-night-i-got-drunk-and-showed-my-extra-fancy-vagina-on-a-live-webcast-and-it-was-very-tasteful-and-probably-safe-for-work/2014-10-29T17:44:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/miss-kitty.jpgmiss kittyhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/29/last-night-i-got-drunk-and-showed-my-extra-fancy-vagina-on-a-live-webcast-and-it-was-very-tasteful-and-probably-safe-for-work/2014-10-29T17:59:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/vf1.jpgvf1https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/31/happy-halloween-from-game-of-thrones-sort-of/2014-10-31T15:37:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wanderer.jpgwandererI look just like this but with less hair and more everything else.https://thebloggess.com/2014/10/31/happy-halloween-from-game-of-thrones-sort-of/2014-10-31T16:04:33Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/warriorhailey.jpgwarriorhaileyhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/10/31/happy-halloween-from-game-of-thrones-sort-of/2014-10-31T16:12:03Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/haileywarrior.jpghaileywarriorhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/05/see-you-next-tuesday/2014-11-05T03:52:28Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/cword.jpgcwordIt's subtle. And then not subtle at all.https://thebloggess.com/2014/11/05/see-you-next-tuesday/2014-11-05T04:31:16Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnilingus.jpgunnilingusVictor says no one will buy this but I disagree. Then he asked if I was going to buy one and I was like "God, no."https://thebloggess.com/2014/11/05/see-you-next-tuesday/2014-11-05T04:36:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unt.jpgunthttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/07/neptune-is-surrounded-by-a-fog-of-invisible-cats-and-sloths-fact/2014-11-07T19:37:50Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ferrissmaller.jpgferrissmallerhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/07/neptune-is-surrounded-by-a-fog-of-invisible-cats-and-sloths-fact/2014-11-07T19:38:09Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ferrissmall.jpgferrissmallhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/07/neptune-is-surrounded-by-a-fog-of-invisible-cats-and-sloths-fact/2014-11-07T19:40:00Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ferrissmaller1.jpgferrissmallerThat can't be comfortable.https://thebloggess.com/unnamed-2-3/2014-11-07T20:27:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/unnamed-2.jpgunnamed-2https://thebloggess.com/2014/11/09/i-started-writing-this-post-a-year-ago-and-i-still-dont-have-a-good-ending/2014-11-09T03:53:13Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/procrastinate-no.jpgprocrastinate nohttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/18/the-church-of-bloggessianism-choose-your-title-strangelings/2014-11-10T16:47:23Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/choose-your-own-title.jpgchoose your own titlehttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/18/the-church-of-bloggessianism-choose-your-title-strangelings/2014-11-10T21:56:15Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/roundbloggessianism.pngroundbloggessianismhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/11/veterans-day/2014-11-11T16:18:25Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/daddy.jpgdaddyMy fatherhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/11/11/veterans-day/2014-11-11T16:19:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/olen.jpgolenVictor's 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tps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/03/so-thats-disturbing/2014-12-03T17:33:18Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/a8f43edce981eff4056d1b6034280af7d9f3c0b2bed51c9919275c664a28504a.jpga8f43edce981eff4056d1b6034280af7d9f3c0b2bed51c9919275c664a28504ahttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/03/so-thats-disturbing/2014-12-03T17:49:07Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/th.jpegthhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/07/zazzle-thinks-im-some-sort-of-serial-killer/2014-12-07T22:19:06Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/diarr.jpgdiarrhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/07/zazzle-thinks-im-some-sort-of-serial-killer/2014-12-07T22:19:54Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/ohgod.jpgohgodhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/07/zazzle-thinks-im-some-sort-of-serial-killer/2014-12-07T22:26:59Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sidrayfriesen.jpgsidrayfriesenSketch by Ray Friesenhttps://thebloggess.com/conf/2014-12-09T15:14:46Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/conf.jpgconfhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/09/lovely/2014-12-09T15:24:36Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gabibir.jpggabibirhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/11/im-a-murder-sort-of/2014-12-11T02:14:01Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/sam2.jpgsam2Victor could take a lesson.https://thebloggess.com/2014/12/11/im-a-murder-sort-of/2014-12-11T03:05:31Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/shirley.jpgshirleyhttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/14/number-one-im-gonna-need-you-to-be-honest-here/2014-12-14T05:01:34Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/madebyroundtablecompanies-2.jpgmadebyroundtablecompanies 2https://thebloggess.com/2014/12/15/if-you-need-help-or-if-you-want-to-help/2014-12-16T02:56:20Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/jamesgarfield.jpgjamesgarfieldJames Garfield and I love you.https://thebloggess.com/2014/12/15/if-you-need-help-or-if-you-want-to-help/2014-12-16T07:34:26Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/shipping.jpgshippinghttps://thebloggess.com/2014/12/21/you-are-the-best-godzilla-ever/2014-12-21T16:53:41Zhttps://thebloggess.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bloggess-joe-badon.jpgbloggess joe badon