I wrote a new book. Well, drew and wrote a new book. Wanna order it? Yes? COME HERE AND LET ME LICK YOU. If you want a signed copy you can order one from my book store, Nowhere Bookshop. Just tell me what you want me to write when you order. A few other placesContinue reading “YOU ARE HERE”
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I have a big announcement to make and I’m not sure how to say it but it’s all your fault. Sort of.
So. I’ve dropped a few hints about a project I’ve been working on but I haven’t really written about it because I lost my words. But they’re coming back and so now I’m going to try to explain it and hopefully you’ll understand why it’s important to me. When I was on book tour lastContinue reading “I have a big announcement to make and I’m not sure how to say it but it’s all your fault. Sort of.”
One of us is not going to make it.
A few of you have asked me about this article about ABC making Let’s Pretend This Never Happened into a TV show and people are like, “Why aren’t you talking about this? Is it a secret?” and it’s not a secret and has been in the works for years now but the truth is that mostContinue reading “One of us is not going to make it.”
I’m talking about the Girl Scouts again but I’m less screamy this time.
Stuff that doesn’t fit anywhere else: If you missed that post where I got 18 kinds of pissy about the Girl Scouts then you should just skip it because it’ll probably just make you screamy, but if you read it and were like, “I want to support girls directly without having to eat Thin Mints or pay expensive shippingContinue reading “I’m talking about the Girl Scouts again but I’m less screamy this time.”
You can tell how old people are by whether they remember the smell of an Ogilvie Home Perm.
I was just scrolling through Facebook and I saw a photo of this really unfortunate-looking girl, and I was like “Jesus, that girl’s awkwardness is giving me second-hand 80’s nostalgia-shame from when I was that age and had the same-OHMYGOD THAT’S ME.” Because apparently my cousin Joycie decided to upload old family pictures. So this me, age almostContinue reading “You can tell how old people are by whether they remember the smell of an Ogilvie Home Perm.”
Either I’m getting stupider or movies are getting more complicated. It could be both.
I am a giant fan of psychological terror, which is weird because you’d think someone with anxiety disorder wouldn’t be able to watch it. I actually really enjoy it, although I absolutely cannot watch dramas because they freak my shit out. I suspect it’s because I know that zombies and ghosts and demonic chainsaws aren’tContinue reading “Either I’m getting stupider or movies are getting more complicated. It could be both.”