I swear, I don’t usually post about my cat this much

Ferris Mewler is back from the animal hospital today, after losing both his claws (it was medically necessary.  Stop judging me) and his testicles (for cosmetic reasons.  Kidding.).  He’ll be in a hard collar for the rest of the week, much to the amusement of the other cats, whom he has mercilessly terrorized and bulliedContinue reading “I swear, I don’t usually post about my cat this much”

I’m not even sure what the point of buying a cat with thumbs was if they aren’t going to help you take down the Christmas tree

So this morning I finally took down my Christmas tree and I can’t help but feel like somehow the Christmas tree won.   I can’t really explain it but it’s like I lost a battle-of-wills to an inanimate plastic object.  This is the way my whole damn year has been. PS. A bunch of peopleContinue reading “I’m not even sure what the point of buying a cat with thumbs was if they aren’t going to help you take down the Christmas tree”

Apparently it’s only inappropriate when I’m winning

So last night I was laying in bed with my cat Posey (whose entire family was accidentally killed by my father-in-law 12 years ago) and I’m all “Posey’s the only surviving member of his family.  He’s like a member of the holocats” and Victor just keeps watching Deadliest Catch and I’m like “Get it?  Holocats?”Continue reading “Apparently it’s only inappropriate when I’m winning”

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