Rolly is the kind of cat who will sometimes let you pet her but then will unexpectedly bite you in the eye because it’s Wednesday, and if you try to pick her up SHE WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU. Hunter S. Thomcat takes a slightly different approach…
Question: What’s the difference between kids during summer vacation and kittens at any time? It’s not a riddle. I just really want to know. PS. Yes, that is Hunter S. Thomcat when he was still Hunter S. Thomkitten. He was very demanding. He still is, but now when he flops down on my neck in theContinue reading “Yesterday was shitty so today we’re doing cat pictures. Go fuck yourself, yesterday.”
Hunter S. Thomcat when he sees a tiny intruder in the house: In fairness, it’s the exact same way I react to spiders.
Hunter S. Thomcat has the unique ability to see things on tv screens. This means that when I watch Doctor Who, he watches it with me (which is nice), but it also means that he’s constantly leaping onto the screen whenever David Tennant makes a particularly quick move. Not that I blame him. The problem,Continue reading “I’LL HELP YOU.”