This might be a weirdly inappropriate Valentine or I might be reading too much into this.

I found this vintage Valentine at a garage sale and I couldn’t stop looking at it because it seems weirdly and inappropriately sexual.   The woman running the garage sale disagreed with my assessment so I’m sharing it here so you can see if you’re as messed up as I am: 1.  Look at this girl’s feet.  She’s straddlingContinue reading “This might be a weirdly inappropriate Valentine or I might be reading too much into this.”

The perfect valentine: my heart in my hands. Literally. Sort of.

I always forget about Valentine’s Day because it’s not really something we celebrate, but this year I’ve decided to get Victor something special: It’s a jumbo bargain heart. Because my love for Victor is enlarged and dangerous.  And also thrifty. But then he saw it in my cart and was like, “WHY DO YOU BUY THESEContinue reading “The perfect valentine: my heart in my hands. Literally. Sort of.”

Fuck Valentine’s Day

Hi.  Today is Valentine’s Day and that means you either spend all day wondering if your significant other is going to get you something, or you spend the day poisoning the roses that all the other girls in your office got.  This is ridiculous because Valentine’s Day is pretty much just made up to sellContinue reading “Fuck Valentine’s Day”

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