Last week I tweeted: I’m forever googling ridiculous things to prove Victor wrong in our debates. I need a website that just says: “YOU’RE WRONG, VICTOR.” It would save me so much time. And I could use that time to plant articles on the internet proving my incorrect ideas. Everyone wins. Within minutes I gotContinue reading “Is Victor wrong? (UPDATED FOR MORE AWESOMENESS.)”
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Our marriage is more mature than we are.
Our wedding anniversary was a few days ago and I was going to hire an evil clown to stalk Victor for a week to celebrate it (that’s a real thing) but then I got a cold (which is currently trying to suffocate me), and also I was fairly certain that Victor’s automatic instinct would be to bludgeonContinue reading “Our marriage is more mature than we are.”
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You wave hello once and then you pretend the other person doesn’t exist. THIS IS HOW INTROVERTS FUNCTION, DOROTHY BARKER.
He’s done this since he was a kitten. The vet says he’s just bored but like, I’m bored too and I don’t eat paper.
I’m sorry if I owe you something but Hunter S Thomcat has my to-do journal and the scissors and he says we all need to just relax and enjoy the weekend. I don’t make the rules.
Apparently Hailey gave themselves an actual concussion by throwing their head back into a metal pole while laughing too hard and then almost did it again while fake swooning in the doctors office and this is exactly how I know they are my child.
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