Stop reading this right now.
Seriously. Stop it.
You can’t stop, can you?
Or can you? Have you stopped? If you have, I’m applauding you. You can’t hear it because you’ve stopped reading but trust me, you are awesome. And you know what else you are? You are a LIAR. Because you are still reading. You’re still reading because you don’t listen to authority and you’re not about to let some stupid-ass warning keep you from doing whatever it is you want to do. And you know what? I am with you.
WE’LL READ WHATEVER WE WANT TO AND NO ONE CAN MAKE US STOP.
THIS IS THE REBELLION OF PEOPLE WHO WILL READ NO MATTER WHAT.
HIGH FIVE, US.
High five, indeed.