I’ve had insomnia for so long that I’m starting to wonder if I’m just trapped in a coma dream about having insomnia. If I wasn’t so toddled by lack of sleep I’d write something funny here, but I’m so out of it I can’t even think straight. Also, I don’t think “toddled” is a word but I’m too remember the word I’m really looking for. Smattered, maybe? Is smattered a word? Because it should be. I feel totally smattered. Last night at 3am I started to think that maybe I’m turning into a vampire and that’s why I’m up all night, but I’m pretty sure vampires sleep all day, so not only do I have insomnia, but I’m also a really shitty vampire. Plus, I pass out when I see blood so I’m basically fucked. So basically I’m violently sleepy and also I might be dying of malnutrition from not being able to drink blood. I used the word “basically” too many times here, but I’m too sleepy to operate a thesaurus.
PS. If this post doesn’t make sense to you it’s probably because you’ve slept more than four hours in the last 3 days. Or because I’m smattered from lack of human blood. One of those.