Random Crap – The Bloggess

A box full of my own inability

If you follow me on instagram you know that I spend a lot of my downtime making miniatures, automata or putting together ridiculous wooden kits, so last night when I started making this small puzzle box kit (filled with wooden gears that would open each side) I expected that I’d be done in an hourContinue reading “A box full of my own inability”

Now I want to write a book about ravines.

So I just got the Hungarian copy of Furiously Happy and of course I had to run it through google translate to interpret it, and as usual, google translate did not disappoint. Or rather in continued to disappoint, but in a very entertaining way. Here’s the actual cover: But what happens if we translate it?Continue reading “Now I want to write a book about ravines.”

IGNORING THE LIMITS OF DECENCY.

I just got a copy of the Russian version of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and I used google to poorly translate the cover and this is now becoming my new favorite thing. This is what it actually looks like in real life but after running running it through google’s auto-translating cameras, we get somethingContinue reading “IGNORING THE LIMITS OF DECENCY.”

Step into my office

It’s Friday so let’s take a quick break and you come see all the ridiculous (and occasionally way too relatable) instagram videos I saved for you. Ready? View this post on Instagram A post shared by Fails (@allfails) View this post on Instagram A post shared by CUTE • FUNNY • DOGS (@animaldaze) View thisContinue reading “Step into my office”

Does anyone here know Merriam or Webster?

So I (along with everyone else in my timeline) have recently become obsessed with Wordle, a tiny once-a-day word game where you try to guess the word-of-the-day in 6 guesses. (Click here for details.) And I am a very big fan in spite of the fact that Wordle keeps insisting that my words don’t exist.Continue reading “Does anyone here know Merriam or Webster?”

He might have a point.

Victor always gets mad about the fact that I consistently those little red warning numbers on my phone telling me that I have several hundred unread text messages, voicemails, and emails but in my defense, I don’t even see those numbers anymore. Victor says that’s not really a defense so I explained that I actuallyContinue reading “He might have a point.”