Category Archives: Random Crap

If you’re a member of the Fantastic Strangeling Bookclub you got an email from me earlier this week telling you what next month’s book is but in case you haven’t joined yet or you’re an honorary member get ready because next month’s book is probably my favorite one of the year and that’s really sayingContinue reading “Hello, sweet strangeling!”

me: I feel like I’ve spent half of quarantine trying to decide if I’m hungry or just bored. Victor: Same. me: But then turns out I’m both hungry and bored. I’m…hored? Is that a word Victor: Pretty sure it shouldn’t be. me: But “bungry” sounds gross. Sounds like you’re hungry for bungholes. Victor: It doesContinue reading “It made sense at the time.”

It’s Friday! I think? Who fucking knows. Time is meaningless. But still, you should take a quick break and watch these instagram videos I saved specifically for you because I think you need a good distraction. Let’s go! Same, Bear Patrol. Love y’all.

It’s now been over half of a year since we started our version of isolation. Ours is more strict than most because of all of my auto-immune issues so that means half a year with no going anywhere other than our house, our car, and Nowhere Bookshop once a week when no one else isContinue reading “I’m not sure if it’s a curse or a blessing. Maybe both.”

So I was working on turning an old broken tv into a display for the bookstore and I had a bunch of papertowels draped on the ground because I was decoupaging book pages on the sides (from a badly damaged paperback – don’t yell at me) and I kept dripping the glue on the floorContinue reading “This is not my fault”

me: Dude. LOOK AT THIS. Victor: What the fuck. me: I was opening my mail and two totally different people sent me random stuff that made them think of me. Victor: You’ve got weird readers. me: I’VE GOT AMAZING READERS. But how weird is it that two random people sent two random gifts and theyContinue reading “Let’s give the boy a hand. (I’m so sorry.)”