Today is Friday so let’s step into my office so I can show you all the instagram videos I saved for you because this week has been long as fuck and we deserve a laugh, don’t we? WE DO, FRIEND. Also, apparently Instagram chose this week to make embedded videos not work everywhere so youContinue reading “Step into my office. It’s time for a break.”
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It’s never too early for horror.
There are two kinds of people. Those whose only thought of fall is pumpkin spice and those who start celebrating Halloween in August and scream “SPOOKY SEASON!” when the first cool breeze hits and don’t have to bring out their Halloween stuff because it’s become a regular part of their house decor. (I say thisContinue reading “It’s never too early for horror.”
Step into my office. It’s Friday.
It’s Friday, which means no real work is getting done so why don’t you come in my office for a five minute break and I will show you the instagram posts I saved for you all this week: I need a chinchilla: I feel personally attacked by this meme: She really thought she was goingContinue reading “Step into my office. It’s Friday.”
I don’t know how to make the emoji of a brain exploding but if I did I’d make it here.
Hello! If you are a member of the Fantastic Strangelings Book Club you should check your email because you just got a special invitation to come hang out online with me and July’s book pick author, Virginia Feito as I ask her a million questions about Mrs. March, including “WHAT TIME IS THIS SET IN?”Continue reading “I don’t know how to make the emoji of a brain exploding but if I did I’d make it here.”
Who knew that a summer cold could stop the world?
Just a quick post to let you know what it’s like in Texas right now. So if you live in Texas you already know that covid has been spreading through schools like wildfire and most schools are unable to require masks so of course when Hailey started feeling sick last week I immediately panicked slightlyContinue reading “Who knew that a summer cold could stop the world?”
It’s Friday. Step into my office.
If we worked together in real life this is when I’d be like, “Psst. Come in my office and shut my door because I have instagrams to show you.” But this is the internet and the internet is real life in the time of covid so STEP INTO MY OFFICE AND SHUT MY DOOR BECAUSEContinue reading “It’s Friday. Step into my office.”
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