What it’s like being friends with non-geeky girls:
Friend: Why did you just send me a picture of an angry vagina?
me: I didn’t. I sent you a picture of a kick-ass cake.
friend: No. It was a hat. With an angry vagina on it.
me: It’s a cake with the Eye of Sauron on it.
quickly-becoming-not-my-friend: The what of what?
me: The giant, flaming eye. From Lord of the Rings?
friend: Really? Looks like a vagina hat to me.
me: Great. Now all I can see is an irritated vagina. You’re goddam contagious.
Friend: Angry. The damn thing is furious. And why is it surrounded by Arabic?
me: That’s Elvish.
Friend: Sometimes I wonder why we’re friends.
me: Sometimes I wonder the same thing.