A series of texts I sent to Victor today:
me: Hunter is acting insane. He just put Ferris Mewler in a headlock.
Victor: They’re fine. Ferris looks sleepy.
me: I’m pretty sure he was blacking out from the lack of oxygen.
Victor: You’re overreacting.
me: Then he stalked me all day.
Victor: I don’t see him.
me: HE’S HIDING BEHIND THE COBRA.
Victor: Oh yeah. He’s adorable.
me: He just set fire to your office.
Victor: Stop texting me.