Friend: Have you heard about “Lean in“?
me: Have I heard about leaning? Yeah. It’s what I do when I’m too tired to stand up properly, but so lazy that if I sat down I probably wouldn’t get back up again. I’m a big fan of it.
Friend: No. Lean In. It’s a book about all the ways in which women can get ahead in work.
me: Huh. Well, when I lean in my boobs show a lot more. In fact, if I lean over too far in the right dress I could probably get arrested for public indecency. Is that part of the book?
Friend: Nope. Not even a little.
me: Seems like it should at least be a chapter.
Friend: You are a terrible feminist.