Every so often I like to check in on Google Analytics to see what people are searching for that brought them to this blog. Occasionally I’ll filter the results to just show those searches that contain some random, innocuous keyword. Today I chose the word “smell”.
Turns out? Not so innocuous after all.
Never change, you guys.
PS. The first 50 smell-related searches were mostly a variation of “What’s that smell?”, which is a pretty fucking weird thing to ask your computer. That said – based on my search results- it’s probably just your eyeballs or possibly the meth you forgot in your vagina. I’m glad I could help.