Confusing things I found, part 876:
Assless chaps for teddy bears ~ Build-a-bear Factory, San Antonio.
PS. Victor just pointed out that they were technically also groinless chaps, and then I sorted thinking that maybe they were just regular chaps. Not as funny though. THANKS FOR MAKING ME QUESTION EVERYTHING, VICTOR. You’re ruining assless chaps for everyone.
PS. I’m still in Australia, but I have these posts scheduled to publish while I’m gone because I CARE ABOUT YOU. I’m tweeting pictures when I have wifi but tomorrow we go to the Outback and I probably won’t survive.