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How fucking old am I?

A friend of mine gave me a high school graduation picture of her daughter and it was lovely but you wouldn’t have known it was a graduation picture if it didn’t have that written at the bottom of the picture, and I was like, “Do they not wear fur coats in graduation pictures any more?” and then she looked at me like I was insane.

Is this not a thing any more?  Was it ever a thing?  Because every girl I knew in high school wore a fur stole in her graduation photo.  And in retrospect it was a little weird because you’d have to take off your bra an hour before so you wouldn’t have any bra lines so all the senior girls would sit in the gym with their bras on their laps, waiting for their bra lines to fade and wearing the communal tube tops that made you feel even more glamorous.

I remember wanting to take a picture of each girl’s full body while they were posing for their graduation picture because their hair was always Texas-big and they’d be draped in a communal fake mink stole, but from the nipple down it was all tube tops and overall bottoms and short-shorts and flip flops and farmer tans.  But none of us ever took pictures of it because that was before there were cameras in phones.  Hell, we didn’t even have the technology to photoshop out bra lines.

Was it just my school where the senior portraits always looked like inexpensive glamour shots?

Me in the 90’s. My hair was actually very small for Texas.
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