me: FUCK YOU, NETFLIX. YOU CAN’T JUDGE ME.
Victor: What the hell is going on in here?
me: Netflix is all “Are you STILL watching TV? Like, seriously, no one could watch that much TV and still be alive. You’re dead, aren’t you? Prove you’re not dead.”
Victor: It’s just an auto-timer. The TV can’t judge you. But I’m judging you. Because you’re yelling at the TV instead of just clicking “continue”.
me: That’s because I can’t find that tiny remote to tell the TV that “Yes, I’m still alive” and so now the tv has grounded me from watching Project Runway.
Victor: Hmm.
PS. Did you know you can watch TV on your computer now. You can. And blog about it at the same time. You’re not the boss of me, TV. I WIN THIS ROUND.