1. If you’re in Missouri click here for info on tonight’s FURIOUSLY HAPPY reading and signing.
2. If you’ve been gone for a bit you may have missed this, so let me catch you up. Long story short, I mortified myself at the airport this week and you amazing people decided to make me feel better by tweeting thousands of instances of your own mortification, which were both incredibly relatable, beautifully human, and also completely fucking hysterical. And what’s amazing is how many people were able to let go of horrific moments seared into their soul and find the humor in them while perfect strangers said, “SWEET TINY JESUS, THAT TERRIBLE THING HAPPENED TO ME TOO.” And it was beautiful. And still hasn’t ended.
I posted the first set of my favorite tweets over here but they are still coming in and are amazing, so the next set is being saved for posterity right here. NEVER STOP AWKWARDING, YOU AWESOME WEIRDOS.
Putting a break here so the front page doesn’t run on forever. Click through to read more.
