Years ago we inherited this tie clip and none of us have every been able to figure out what’s going on with it.
At first I thought it was a bowler who dropped his bowling ball because who hasn’t done that, but Victor said that’s not something you would memorialize in a tie clip, so then I thought maybe it was a fancy grampa running for a goal with an invisible football. Then I thought maybe this was a “Sorry. I’m introverting today” tie clip because that’s sort of how I look all the time and it would be nice to have a piece of jewelry that just lets people know that it’s me and not them, but Victor took a close look and decided that this is “NO TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT” guy.
And for once, he might be right because it fits:
Long story short? This is now my favorite piece of jewelry.
UPDATED: Commenter RuthC wins the internet:
