So Facebook just informed me that it’s “Stress Awareness Day” and that seems sort of unhelpful because if you need to be made aware of the existence of stress you’re probably in a coma. Except comas are probably stressful too because you’re trying to sleep and your great aunt Betty is hassling you to wake up and yelling “JUST LOOK WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO YOUR MOTHER” and catheters are uncomfortable and the medical bills keep going up and basically you can’t even be unconscious without dealing with a bunch of bullshit. And I just gave myself a panic attack thinking about an imaginary coma I’M NOT EVEN IN. SO, YEAH. I’M ALL FULL UP ON STRESS HERE, FACEBOOK. THANKS.
But then I went back to see what else was in the news and turns out that Facebook was behind on news again and Stress Awareness Day was yesterday. So basically Facebook just told me to be aware of a day that would stress me out but then waited until I’d already missed it to remind me that I’d even managed to fuck up being aware of stress on the proper day, and then that stressed me out because what else am I behind on? So now I’m hyper aware of stress because not knowing about stress awareness stressed me out and this is exactly why I don’t like Facebook.
PS. I just went to post this link on twitter and twitter was like “Hey, it’s National Sandwich Day!” This is why I love you, twitter. Grilled cheese for everyone.