So I was in the waiting room of my shrink’s office and someone sent me an email informing me that some guy invented a lipstick that you’re supposed to use to glue your vagina shut so that you don’t have a period and I was like, “I don’t think it works like that. Like, any of it” and then my shrink walked in and was like, “Are you okay?” because apparently I had a weird look on my face and I was like, “Someone invented lipstick glue to seal off your vagina? Like a cave-in, I think?” and then I think she wanted to increase my meds but I explained that I wasn’t hallucinating and found the article about it and she agreed that the world is weird right now.
And then I said, “How would that even work? Would you be like, ‘Could you excuse me? I need to go to the bathroom. I think my vagina became unsealed.'” And my shrink was like, “A man invented this, right?” and yeah. It’s even named “Mensez” which seems like a joke in itself. Also, you’d have to be really careful not to accidentally use the wrong lipstick on your face and seal your mouth shut, especially since the article says the glue is only dissolved with urine.
Now my head hurts and also I wasted half of my psych session discussing vagina glue. And that’s how my whole day has gone.
UPDATED:
Actual image of lipstick from Mensez.com:
