me: Dude. We’ve been married 21 years today. Our marriage is old enough to drink.
Victor: Or do crack.
me: I don’t think there’s a legal age for that.
Victor: 21 years ago this minute my father told me that he had tickets to leave the country if I wanted to bail out before the wedding.
me: 21 years ago this minute my aunt was telling me it wasn’t too late to jump in the car and just drive to Mexico.
Victor: What if we’d both taken them up on it and then accidentally ended up in the same town running away from each other?
me: I think we just wrote a 90’s romantic comedy.
Victor: And it only took us 21 years.
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