My mom last year when her DNA test came back: “This says I’m mostly Irish? I don’t know anything about being Irish.”
me today: “I’ve found your people.”
Slightly related:
This ad was under the video on youtube and I was like, “OH MY GOD, what is wrong with that penis?” and Victor was like, “Nothing. Because that’s…not a penis” and I was very relieved both for the person whose penis it’s not and also for the people who don’t have to fix eye bags by wiping an infected penis across their face.