First up…
Secondly, it’s weird how many of you asked for a “Long-distance diarrhea sorcerer” t-shirt. Mainly because I’m not sure how it doesn’t already exist. But it does now.
Third, I’m going to Book People this weekend to sign books so if you want one personalized just go to their website, pick some books and type in whatever you want me to write. And yes, I will draw cats or penises in your book. But not cat penises. That would be weird. They have Furiously Happy, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened and You Are Here and they ship all over the world. Ω
Do you see that sign at the end of the last sentence? Ferris Mewler walked on my keyboard and that just happened. I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. Cats are magical assholes, y’all.
And finally, I need some book recommendations. Young Adult books that are so awesome you love them even as a grown-up. Go!