A friend on Facebook had this on her wall and I though it was a joke…
…but apparently she did not because she explained that kids today are too sexualized and need to know to leave room for the holy spirit because that keeps them from dancing too close and rubbing their junk together and I guess I get the concept but wouldn’t that mean that now they’re all rubbing their junk on Jesus? Because that seems like you’re just trading one problem for a bigger one. So I was like, “Stop grinding on Jesus. He doesn’t have time for dirty dancing menage-a-trois. He’s got shit to do.”
And that’s the third person who unfriended me this week.