Things that happened to me in the last 24 hours:
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2. I went to get a refill on my fountain drink but after the first few seconds the diet coke started spraying out of the machine like a damn sprinkler and it went all over me and everyone around me so I ran back to my table to towel off and after I was finished with my drink I was eating the ice but something felt super not like ice and that’s because the coke machine had pushed the filter into my glass like it was a newborn baby and I was drinking it.
3. I realized that “cartwheels” are called that because your arms and legs look like the spokes of a cart wheel as it’s turning.
I don’t have a picture for that last one so instead here’s this: