Big news…the Nowhere Bookshop website is open to the public!
And that means that you can now buy t-shirts, mugs, totes and signed or personalized books. Will I write “knock knock motherfucker!” or “Thank you for hiding that body for me, friend” or other requested ridiculousness? Of course I will.
Over the last several days a number of you volunteered to test the website (thank you!) so I think all the bugs are worked out. I sent emails to each of the people to invite them to try it and I closed the email telling them that the sizes were accurate and that I found that a size large fit me really well but that I’d probably do the 2X because I really love loose shirts. Except that I accidentally sent it out with a typo to the first focus group, which means I told a dozen people in a professional email how much “I really love loose shits”.
Awesome.
This video seems only slightly more professional:
All the proceeds go to getting a new floor and accessible bathrooms and a wheelchair ramp and a bar and a million other things we need.
Thank you for helping make this dream come true for all of us.
Now click here and get your stuff before we sell out. Free bookplates will be added to packages until we run out. Go!