My three-year-old got a digital camera for Christmas and she loves it but I’ve gotta tell you, it’s fricking weird. You turn it on for her and she disappears for a half hour and you hear her giggling all over the house. Then you download her pictures and discover numerous shots of the toilet, the cat’s butthole, and a bunch of things which I’m reasonably certain don’t actually exist in the known universe. I imagine that this is what the world looks like through the eyes of a delusional psychotic or possibly Mr. Tumnus.
Stuff like this series entitled “Who the F*CK gave her a camera?!” which is I’m pretty sure what my cat was thinking when she apparently shoved the camera in the bathroom sink where he was sleeping and started clicking away.
Still, the thumbnails were kind of interesting so I montaged a few of her shots into one photo and threw it up on my flickr site so she could “be like mommy”and damned if she hasn’t already gotten more comments on her picture than I’ve ever gotten on any of mine.
Motherf*cker.
PS. This weekend Victor took me to see the World’s Largest Squirrel for my birthday. It was a total rip-off so we kept driving until we hit the end of America. First person to guess where we finally landed gets a free drink at Mama Drama Con Queso II.
Hint:
PPS. Sandy and Robinella, who actually remembered my birthday before I did? You guys scare me.
PPPS. You have RSVPed for Mama Drama Con Queso II, right?